Save the princess thread, we haven't had one of these in

Is the mermaid one being continued?

>>10400629
I'm not too sure on the status of that, as I'm not the drawfag and I don't know how to easily contact the guy making it. But if he sees this thread somehow, perhaps he'll resume it.

If you're wondering who I am, I did the fire tornado thing a while back

*starts digging a hole under the ground* >>10400618

>>10400673
I think you're supposed to make an image to go with your actions, anon

unless you want to start a quest or something

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I toss a pen out there and then climb over.

>>10401107
Where'd you get the pen though?

>>10401177
Okay, fine. It was my dick. Why it is detachable is a long story that I am not skilled enough to draw.

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>Continuation of "princess fight storyline"
Holy shit this guy's been sleeping for the last week or so.
At this rate you three will all die from starvation before the fight even begins.
What do?

>>10401788
Grab his hands and heave him into the arena.

>>10401788
Tell both princesses to try their best. Play it smoothly this time.

>>10401808
Try their best at what?
Play what smoothly?

>>10401788
>NEET Pincess
>And Imp? Princess
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a nice bout incoming.

>>10401107
This but with a shoe or shoe lace or something easily replaceable

>>10401899
>A pen isn't easily replaceable

>>10401898
You are correct.

>>10401910
*And something a person would have on them at any given time.

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>>10401806
You attempt to use the NOODLE ARM TECHNIQUE to extend your arms far enough to grab the host. After you succeed your grapple roll, you pull, and...

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>>10402254
>BANG!
...It seems that with your mighty pull, you manage to get the host down. What you didn't manage with your mighty pull is to keep him connected to a power source. NEET princess facepalms at your fail, or at least does the closest thing to a facepalm the artstyle allows.
>FANFAREBOT 2.0 STATUS:[RETIRED]

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>>10402295
Bonus

>>10402295
What do?

>>10402295
Tell the NEET princess that you'll give her some food to make up for that.

>>10402295
Use Imp Princess as a step-stool up to the control panel.
>>10402303
But he's not plugged in in hell, either. Does that mean he dies again and goes to double-hell?

>>10402566
People are immortal in hell, otherwise, the amount of ironic punishment they could receive would be finite.

>>10402603
Ah I see.

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>>10402566
You climb up to the control panel.

>>10400618
>human

i'd rather just leave

>>10402811
Try to figure out which button or switch will turn the host back on.

>>10402811
Hop in and start pushing buttons.

>>10402811
I'm tired right now so the adventure will not get updated until tomorrow. Stay alive without me guys.

>>10401188
If you can't draw it at least greentext it.

>>10403304
>Be me
>Be strolling along in the park 1 day
>Hear a loud crash in the small forest taking up a third of the park
>Followed by a series of expletives
>Investigate
>Happen upon some chick in a witch outfit and two halves of a broken broom
>She's swearing up a storm, back to me
>Ask if she's alright
>She whirls about, yells "No I'm not fine!" and whips out a wand no bigger than her index finger and zaps me with some spell of some description
>Pass out
>When next I awake, I am lying in a bed looking up at a drab white ceiling
>Sit up, am in some plain bedroom
>The witch from earlier is on the floor cross-legged, toying with something
>"Is.. is that my dick?"
>"Yeah. I blew it off by mistake."
>"Can.. can I have it back, please?"
>She responds with a plain sure and tosses it at me
>I have no pants on for some reason
>Stick it back about where it belongs and it just sticks back on like magic
>"Thanks, I guess."
>The next several hours are spent discussing WHAT THE FUCK happened
>Turns out she was practicing flying, busted her broom in the process, got mad, and cast a Wild Magic spell at me, which rolled detachable dong
>Never got her name, we went our separate ways
>Sometimes I do hear her cussing up a storm at night from fucking up another spell tho

>>10403573
Have you found any uses for a detachable dick other than triggering motion sensors? Like for example tying it to the toilet so that you can pee at any time without a bathroom break?

>>10403632
It's good for pleasuring women, the piss trick you just mentioned, maximum trap mode, and surviving attacks from the de-dicking ray Goblin.
I'm sure there's more.

So I guess people aren't too fond of warrior princess then, huh? Is it because she's not fat enough or something?

Back to the drawing board, I guess

>>10403757
She's alright.

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>>10404366
I'm a rebel so I did it anyways

>>10403757
I think it's less of lack of fondness and more of a situation being already in place, being the princess face-off.

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Damn, I missed you guys and these threads.
Asking again because I fucked up saving it, does anyone have a compilation of mermaid forms? Kinda want to see how they'd look after a lot more fish.

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>>10406888
Their evolution order should be self-evident.

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>>10407420

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>>10407435

>>10407435
I never understood what the bartender was supposed to be, an eel or something?

>>10408593
I think the goal was electric eel, yeah.

>>10408601
To be honest, I'm surprised the creator didn't trying to make her a moray eel, since those seem to be more abyss-like.

>>10410138
Still turned out good, IMO.

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>>10404857
Page 9 bumpan

>>10412479
Has she reached critical mass yet?

>>10412479
Jesus anon, you're ruining warrior princess's prized athletic figure!

...it wouldn't make a big difference if she got bigger, right?

>>10412479
You know what's both a feast and a fight? A FOOD BATTLE!

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>>10412553
She's got a high STR score underneath all that blubber, I think that'll take a while.
>>10412576
Outside her armor bursting at the seams, it probably won't turn out too poorly for her!
>>10412795
Now where would she find one of those in this strange, featureless labyrinth?

>>10412841
She could use some DEX to counterbalance all of the STR she has. Gaining some more weight would rip off the clothing she has and make her more nimble.

That's how RPG logic probably works anyway

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>>10412841

>>10413226
But where is anon?

>>10413226
Do you guys remember the fatfag paladin from the first thread? He should be here too.

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>>10413260
Just doing the right thing to do in this situation

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>>10413339
The rascally little scamp!

>>10413375
Is it bread made BY elves or FROM elves? This distinction is very important, it determines the dorfiness of the bread.

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>>10413408
What do YOU think?
Maybe it's one, or the other, or even both!

>>10413375
I was originally trying to draw a turkey for the Horn. And the middle one's supposed to be a burger. I just slapped it together cause why not.

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>>10413489
Now look what you've done!

>>10413457
Knowing elven culinary habits, I'd say it's definitely both. Also, does anyone else join the feast? Maybe the floating dorf or >>10413334?

>>10413608
Set up the tripod and let's start with the burger, her opponent, but a tiny figure on the horizon, has already begun chowing down!

>>10413608
Culinary magic, known only to the best chefs. Only one chef per planet knows this secret arcane art.

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>>10413625
>>10413648
Using your eagle eyes developed form playing too many video games, you spot something in the distance!
Who could it be?

>>10413886
Now, let the feast begin!

>>10413886
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's the __________!

>>10413886
It's NEET Princess! She's trying to challenge Warrior Princess to an eating contest!

>>10414088
>>10402811
She can't challenge the warrior princess because she's still trapped in the arena!

>>10414163
Alternate dimension NEET Princess is challenging her, then! She's got an even greater appetite!

And better taste in anime, too

>>10413886
The fatfag paladin. Who is possibly feeding NEET princess instead of eating the food himself.

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>>10413933
Warrior princess ate the food. She seems different, somehow. [>spoilerson/trash/]I colored her hair red to stop it from being transparent and it looked really fucking good, might use that later[/meme]

>>10414088
>>10414163
>>10414176
>>10414206
Enhancing the image before you, you find what appears to be a heavily armored knight carrying food over to another princess, surrounded in a spooky aura! You can't really tell what they're saying, or even what the magic red text above the various food items is, but they must be up to something!

>>10414522
Interesting. Well, onto the next course. Stuff the horn in there and let it fill 'er up.
Curious change. Monitor for now.

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>>10414557
Your request is met with some confusion.
The other princess's aura seems to be growing as she eats.

>>10414713
Oh no! If she keeps eating at this rate, the aura will become a wormhole to the arena , freeing NEET princess, imp princess and anon #2 but destroying you, the warrior princess and the paladin due to spacetime distortion! How can this be stopped?

>>10414713
Is she powering up her [ STAND ]?

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>>10414907
>>10414918
You don't have the faintest idea of what she's up to, but glowy black things are probably bad! The knight has left, probably going off to fetch more food.

>>10415278
Make a turkey sandwich out of the turkey and the elf bread. Record it on your camera and publish it on YouTube as a culinary guide.

>>10415278
Are you still here, drawfag?

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>>10415525
Future generations of princess rescuers/fatteners will look upon your works and rejoice at the vast archives of knowledge you have provided, and your own skills have improved too. +1 to future sandwichcraft checks.
>>10416052
Not any more, going to go to bed, but I look forward to ideas on where this'll go next!

>>10416247
Possible courses of action:
>Try to identify what the magic potion will do when ingested
>Give the sandwich to princess
>Eat the sandwich
>Go to NEET princess

>>10416402
I would say give her the sandwich and then the potion. That way, if the potion does anything drastic, the sandwich won't go to waste.

>>10416247
>like, subscribe, and donate
Kek.

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>>10402811
You climb to the top floor to ensure the unlikeliness of your fall from the console.
The Imp Princess seems to have been cured of Hard-to-draw-so-no-action-itis and is now casting some sort of black aura around NEET princess.

>>10419591
Push the lemon-scented button.

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>>10419591
It seems that the console is a bt more complex than you expected it to be.
What do?

P.S. That symbol in the lower right corner is supposed to be a "F" mixed with a scythe, but ended up looking like some sort of japanese moonrune.

>>10419616
Do we have a screwdriver handy? If so, open that front panel.
If not, check the left drawer.

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>>10419647
The drawer opens, revealing a hammer, a piece of candy and a detached button.

>>10419701
And right drawer?

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>>10419784
In the right drawer, there is an unplugged phone and a blorf plushie.

>>10419701
Toss the candy into the ring and see what happens.

>>10419902
Cute blorf

>>10419902
I second tossing the piece of candy on down there.
Also, cute Blorf plush.

>>10419902
use the hammer to open up that panel thingy or whatever.


I don't know, hit it really hard? That should work.

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You throw the candy into the ring.
>>10420003
>>10420012
I traced the blorf directly from the real image.

Also, what should happen once the candy lands.

>>10420120
Maybe the IMP princess could get distracted and eat the candy, gaining some weight?
Also did the NEET princess get bigger?

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>>10420016
The glass is broken, and the hammer is placed into the inventory, along with several slightly colored sharp bits of glass. Ow.

>>10420201
Yes, she did get bigger due to >>10414522.

Also this is probably last update for tonight.

>>10420120
>>10420239
>Cross-dimensional impacts
Ooh baby.
Also good night and when the candy lands, it sprouts into a candy golem.

While I'm away, you can speculate on what the various things on the console do. I've already decided what more than half of these do but I'd like to hear your thoughts.

>>10420326
All I know for certain is that if we smash the big red button itself, a demon baby will pop out and the whole console will turn into cysts we gotta smash.

>>10420326
I feel like the 40-40-20 group is measurements, but I'm not sure what they are measuring.

>>10420326
The "guard" button causes a guard to be dispensed. From one of the drawers.

>>10421450
Penis length, obviously. But WHOSE penis length?

>>10420326
The red and blue things in the middle on the red sub-panel are plugs for something.

>>10421512
I think it's less of whose and more of what it is measured in.

>>10422282
Because, let's be honest, just a change in measurement go make it from it being a chode to being a third leg.

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My opinions.

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>>10423963
Whoops.

>>10423963
>>10424020
Seems like sliding the BBB levers to maximum would be the best idea. Maybe improve NEET's mood too.

>>10424020
What do emotion levels do?

>>10424342
I have no idea.

>>10424342
I think it measures how much of the emotion the princess had, so let's say it was the horniness level, the NEET was more horny than the imp.

>>10424621
But then again, it could also be a fullness meter rather than an emotion meter.

>>10420289
Would the candy golem have wrappers on it or would it be more like rock candy?

>>10426854
Rock candy IMO. But with a wrapped-up sugar-bomb for a head.

Bumping for the night

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>Ugh, this thread is way too slow for my liking. The web's been acting funky, too. Curse this puny, pathetic little device!

>>10430248
Maybe if you weren't such a fat fuck you could do something about it!

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>>10430277
>Grrrrr! How dare you insult the Spider Princess! I'll have you know that I need to carefully prepare my body for my inevitable queendom! In the spider monarchy, it just works this way, puny human. My size alone could not fix this thread's truly dreadful pace.

>>10430521
Shoulda prepared more, then there might be some actual traffic!

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>>10430714
>Prepared more? Are you implying I need to increase my size for this thread's traffic to increase? I would admire it so if this thread was speedier, but my weight gain is an unfortunately slow process. It is quite easy to gain it, though, considering my royal position and...my addiction to these spider-made candies...

>>10430833
Why don't you just eat the whole bowl of candies, and see what comes about?
What's the worst that could happen?

>>10430833
I second the motion of gaining. Voluminous spiders yield voluminous threads.

>>10430833
No, the preparation for a thread is not the size, but the amount of different stuff in it. For example, look at >>10424020. The console has gathered attention not by being large, but by being interesting.
What I'm saying is, this is boring, make more things to interact with appear from thin air using arcane drawing arts.

>>10430833
Where is warrior princess?

>>10430833
Please, continue.
>inb4 fell asleep

>>10433107
VFC host makes princess quests confirmed.

>>10433180
He's probably too busy working and working on the new engine to be totally honest.
That said, hype for new engine.

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>>10416402
>>10417658
You present your masterful culinary creation to the warrior princess, who scarfs down about half of it during the making of this image. Something seems off about her.

>>10432773
She's getting fucked up by elf mutagens or something

>>10433439
Very interesting.
2 things:
1. Hand her the drink, nothing could possibly go wrong.
And 2. Wonder where out legs are and the adventures they are having.

>>10433439
The most important question is: do you drink the potion yourself or give it to the princess?
Also you should probably check up on NEET princess to see if the whole cross-universal black aura thing is still growing.

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>>10433713
The dungeon seems to posses strange phantasmagorical effects. What you thought were table legs were in fact your legs!
You hand the potion over to the warrior elf princess, to no immediately detrimental results outside of a bad case of argyria.
It's also pretty hard to see just what's going on, perhaps due to the illusion magic.

>>10433935
Is there any more potion left after she's done drinking?
Also, how are NEET princess and the paladin doing?

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>>10433813
>>10434004
You rush back to your camera and turn up the zoom to check out what's going on over yonder.
Shit's looking somewhat to very fucked over there. The paladin is nowhere to be seen, he probably got himself lost in these very similar looking dungeon passages looking for more food.
The elf warrior princess looks pretty thirsty, but you could probably snatch the potion out of her hands before it's all gone.

>>10434059
Try to look at what the effects of the potion are, if it removes fat then try to snatch it then run to NEET princess and force her to drink it in order to avert the cross-universal impact.

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>>10434196
Surely [ERR] will do something good!

>>10434271
Wait, how can we see the cybernetic screen? Is it magic? Is it technology? Am I overthinking things?

>>10434331
Merely Anonvision™, powered by bullshitium and plot relevancy.
No one actually knows how it works, but hey, it works!

>>10434345
Should we suggest the next action or are you already drawing?

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>>10434374
Get thee to a suggestery

>>10434465
Use your CHEMICAL FILTRATION TECHNIQUE to separate the magic from the water, give the water to the princess, try to hold the magic in your mouth until she's done with the drinking then spit the magic into the glass.

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>>10434631
You successfully do some reverse alchemy, breaking the potion down into its core components of water and magic shit. It tastes like lucky charms.
The princess looks slightly less annoyed about having her drink taken away.

This is all making for a very strange youtube video.

>>10434798
Don't worry, you'll be able to edit the video before it airs on YouTube using your AMATEUR MOVIEMAKER TECHNIQUE.
Also, try to keep that magic in your mouth from being absorbed into your metabolism either through your stomach or through magic auto-absorption.

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>>10434856
Ah yes, ancient powers bestowed upon you by the gods of piss poor entertainment. Now we're getting meta!
Whatever is in these lucky charms seems to have a mind of its own, and it appears to be pretty pissed with not being capable of carrying out its potion duties.

>>10434949
Spit the magic into the glass, creating the magical body fluid cocktail. Maybe add some jizz to it for maximum body fluid percentage.

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>>10435091
You spew the concentrated magic back into the glass, where it bubbles malevolently and redly, while you prepare to add your own special ingredient to it.
The elf warrior princess resumes munching on her sandwich.

>>10435212
Wait, if the magic is red, why is the princess blue?
Also, I assume that everything from making the cocktail to the NEET princess drinking it will be a cutscene, so I don't have any suggestions for now.

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>>10435212
Another spewing gives it a whiter hue. Who knows what semen and magic shit will do when mixed together? Not you, probably.

>>10435273
Attempt to make sure that your bizarre concoction will make NEET princess thin enough to avert the cross-universal impact by finding a test subject who is not warrior princess and giving him/her a small amount of the liquid.

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>>10435254
It's magic, I don't gotta explain shit.
>>10435304
You find yourself face to face with the paladin, who seems rather occupied with carrying a number of fruits of some kind. He seems friendly enough, likely due to the sight of the elf princess.

>>10435363
Addendum: wat do?
One more of these, then it's bedtime/dead time

>>10435363
Tell the paladin that you're making a potion that you want to be beneficial to the princess, but you need to test it first to make sure it will work as intended. If you say this you're technically not lying, so the paladin's lie detector won't activate, but you also don't reveal what you actually want the potion to do.
If he demands payment for testing say that you will carry his apples, but only after he tests the potion.

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>>10435482
Okay, maybe a few more.

>>10435526
Like most potions, this one is meant to be ingested, so the proper method of testing is to drink a small portion of it. It is for the benefit of his princess, and the paladin wouldn't want a potion with an unknown possibly non thickening effect to be ingested by his princess, would he?

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>>10435602
Your masterful diplomacy, logic, and charisma skills win over the paladin's mind, and you leap into action as soon as you get the go-ahead.
You pause for a moment to take in what the effects might be.

>>10435623
Rolling by post's last number
>0 thickening
>1-3 unrelated effect
>4-8 thinnening + unrelated effect
>9 thinnening

>>10435650
Well shit.
Is it a question for what exactly happens or what anon thinks will happen?

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>>10435623
You're not quite sure if this is un-thickening, but it sure looks like it! Even the fruit or whatever the paladin has got seems to have shrunk down a bit!

actual last one, surely the thread will survive another dozen hours before I return to spew art all over it again

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>>10435657
We'll just have to wait n see, won't we?

>>10435662
Oh no! It unthickened the lines! If the princess's lines became of this thickness, her artstyle would become identical to that of the alternate universe! That would be VERY bad!

>>10435662
>"Not a lot. Just a bit of magic, some jizz, maybe a drop of spit or two."

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>>10400618

>>10436432
If your computer screen was glowing like that, you might need to see a technician.

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>>10437117

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>>10435684
>Wake up
Man, this is getting tangy.
Also, while we are away, Warrior Elf Princess' table begins to magically refill.

>>10438009
TWOOOO CAMERAS?

>>10438296
Yeah, the other one ran out of space, so a new one had to be recording.

>>10438009
What is that food thing on the left side of the table?

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>>10438754
That's a pot of mysterious soup.

>>10438775
Is that a candy bar or a sausage? If it's a candy bar, is it possibly a candy bar from a left drawer of a console?

>>10438828
I.. tried to draw a carrot.

>>10438844
It's okay, it's okay. I understand that not everyone has mastered the CARROT DRAWING TECHNIQUE.

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>>10420289
As the candy lands, it sprouts into a candy golem and OH MAH GAWD golems have no right to have adorable faces like this.

>>10439073
Let's see what happens next.

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>>10439073
What do?

>>10439255
Raise the "20" to "25". We're not sure what it does so it's beneficial to go small but noticeable.

>>10439255
>>10439306
>Not just cranking it to 40

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>>10439306
You raise the right center slider a little bit, but nothing physical happens. However, a voice erupts from the blue thing.
>"Problem: slider 3 port not assigned."

>>10439405
>slider 3 port not assigned
Oh I see.
Well in that case, pull the far left white level.

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>>10439424

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>>10439485
The anon hatch opens.
What do now?

>>10439501
Pull the red lever.

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>>10439955

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>>10440090
A previously concealed door makes itself known.
Meanwhile, the NEET princess's aura thing starts to change. Imp princess and candy golem look distressed.

>>10440118
This is probably the last update for tonight. I leave the thread in the hands of >>10438009 drawfag.

>>10440118
Next up then, push the big red button.
>Reaper F on both the Candy Golem and the console beneath the red button
>>10440137
Sleep well, nerd. I'm loving the series of events transpiring in all these stories.

>>10436432
>>10437438
where are my sides, i think i lost them

>>10436432
Is this loss?

>>10438309
I mean, having it on for 28+ hours can easily take up film.

>>10441147
But Anon, it's a magic camera.
>Inb4 it's actually just multiplying to get every angle

>>10438775
Waiter, there's kana in my soup!

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>>10442177
god damn jap cooks always putting their moonrunes in our food

>>10441578
Then how would it get the backside of her, just by making an arc above her or something?

>>10443357
It would replace the table and floor with glass and encase her in a sphere of cameras, obviously.

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Spider princess drawfag here, I've obtained a dinky little tablet that will allow me to draw on my shitty laptop. It'll be hard to adapt to but it beats having to use a fucking phone at least

>>10444508
Well, if you're using a stylus for both, it can't be that hard to adapt, right?

>>10444508
>makes me look more like an artist
Shush. You're an artist, nerd.

>>10445108
It's not like I can just draw on the screen. Since the tablet is small and doesn't have its own screen on it, I have to guess where on the tablet corresponds with the actual laptop's screen itself. It's a bit different than just using a stylus on a phone, where you don't even have to use a mouse in the first place.

>>10445286
Ah, okay. I never had a tablet before so I didn't know it was like that.

>>10445357
But then again, I never did anything to constitute needing one, but that might change in the future.

>>10443537
That's going to be one big sphere then.

>>10447638
>having a fixed-volume spheroid made of cameras

>>10447752
I never said it was a fixed-volume spheroid, just that the cameras would multiply enough to create a sphere to contain not only the princess but other things as well.

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Sorry for the wait, trying to get used to this tablet, and I'm a slow drawer in general. Here's a slightly redesigned Spider Princess - any suggestions to make her look better?

>>10448660
I would suggest making the icon on the crown from a web to an hourglass a la a black widow. Yeah, she (probably) isn't one, but it is very distinct yet simple.

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>>10448747
>>10433107
>>10431259
>>10430870
>You humans are all fools! I do not so easily gorge myself on these candies. There comes only s-specific times of day where I eat them! I may be a "thick" princess, but s-such excessive binging is not something I do! I've never heard of Spidobits, even! This crate is here just because I hate them so m-much!

>>10432773
This is unrelated.

>>10449359
>I've never heard of them!
>I hate them!
Contradictions as far as the eye can see!
Admit it, spider princess! You adore spidobits!

>>10449652
But can the eye see why people love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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>>10449652
>Okay, fine! I do! Why in Flame Queen's name did I just go on a tangent about not adoring Spidobits? Agh, it's my late-night mind...look, puny humans, I love them to death. They taste like the spidery heavens we're taught about. I cram dozens of them into my gullet daily. They're full of all tons of nutrients and calories fit for a maturing feminine spider! It's why I'm so damned fat and I keep getting fatter! Gah!

>>10450157
>Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Is that human food? Bet it's not as good as Spidobits.

>>10450255
Then fret not and feast, dear. That is the subject of today's venture.

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>>10450272
>Ugh...remind me to never listen to strangers online again...that's more than I eat in an entire day, and that's something...oh, Flame Queen, this gut's probably gonna stick on me tomorrow...

>>10450698
That's fine, maiden. Just remember to clean up the trash when you're done. See you in the morning.

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>>10450698
Dammit, keep forgetting important parts of my design. Dealing with Photoshop is hard sometimes

>>>/v/383979560

>>10451818
How would you save the Princess, /trash/?
(Not a Quest thing currently, but maybe tomorrow morning if I feel skillful enough.)

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>>10452284
Fuck, I forgot to finish saving my version.

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CHA is best stat

Anyone got the Gardevoir one that just popped up in the thread?

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>/v/ thread gets deleted
>miss out on drawing ultrathick gardemom princess
fuck, maybe some other time
>>10452776
http://imgur.com/a/qfZMu

>>10438009
The table of many foodstuffs restocks its offering in front of the warrior elf princess's very eyes! Somehow, you're capable of perceiving this despite standing in front of an ensticcened paladin, and further, you find within yourself the ability to slightly alter certain decisions made within this dungeon!
You can tell the princess's mind is at an impasse, broken up between these two choices. What does she go for first?

>>10452843
Shit son, you were doing that? Very nice.
Anyway, Cake. She'll wash it down with soup later.

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>>10435650
>>10435657
>>10435695
>>10435732
The paladin's silhouette wavers for a moment from its thinness before exploding outwards into thickness bordering incomprehensibility!
The paladin figures that regardless of what your mixture is made out of, it can't be too bad for the evil NEET princess's figure, and bids you haste.

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>>10452894
Upon consuming a portion of the cake, damage to the durability of the princess's belt is dealt, removing the magical bonuses it provided. Thankfully, she's got pretty good base stats, so it's no big loss!

>>10453191
Might as well finish the cake, then.

>>10453001
I see nothing wrong with this. On to the NEET.

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>>10453217
Faster than you can blink (hell, before her belt hits the floor!), she's managed to toss the majority of the cake down her gullet, along with the strawberry. She looks a bit different, maybe it's her hair?

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>>10453855
After scarfing the rest of the cake down, the elf warrior princess finds that everything looks a bit smaller than it did before, and that she has to crane her neck to see anything below her bustline.
She seems a tad confused as to what to do next, especially with her mind clouded with strange feelings.

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And last but not least, >>10453366
The paladin accompanies you into the pitch black aura emanating from the evil NEET princess. On the table is one Acme™ Jello Tower of Jiggling™ and a lot of NEET princess, some of which seems to be irritated by being stuck on the table. Upon the ground you see a tipped over goblet that evidently once held magical ice tea, along with a squiggly crazy straw and one of those little umbrellas that often get stuck into drinks.

The NEET princess seems very demanding for her namesake, and she appears to be addressing you, rather than the paladin, who seems to be taking cover behind you.

>>10454142
The potion is now the opposite color! That means it must have the opposite effect! Pour it on the jello and give the jello to the princess.
Post number determines potion effect
>0 universes collide
>1 princess thickens
>2 princess's lines thicken
>3-6 unrelated effect
>7 princess's lines are thinner
>8-9 princess herself is thinner

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>>10454769
you monster
Evil NEET princess appears to slim down a bit, however slightly. The paladin looks on in confusion.

>>10454870
do you have any more magic left? If you do you could make more potions and set up a weight loss business near NEET princess. You'd have to balance between giving her potions and food though so she won't get too small to produce the potion aura but won't get big enough to merge the universes.
Also, tell the paladin to remember that when he drank the potion he got thin at first, and only after did he get thick. Say that by this logic the princess will get thick after you finish. Because you said "by this logic", it's not technically lying even though it's false because it's just an assumption worded like a fact. In reality, the princess will not get thicker.

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>>10454979
You're all magic'd out, considering it all went into the potion you put together.
After feeding the rest of the spiked jello to evil NEET princess, she reverts to about how big you saw her in the camera earlier. The paladin is really having second thoughts now, but agrees with your line of reasoning in the hopes that evil NEET princess gets bigger later on.

>>10455035
The universe collision has been averted... For now.
Go search the labyrinth for wizards or alchemists in order to get more magic. To prevent the paladin from seeing that the princess isn't enlarging take him along with you on the search for magic, and tell him that it's for more thickness potion.
During your search for magic, try to get rid of the paladin without him noticing.

>>10455105
When you find a wizard, ask how can the potion be modified so that while the fat is reduced the boobies remain big. Make sure the paladin doesn't overhear the "fat is reduced" part.

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>>10455105
>>10455149
Ye finds yourself what appears to be a wizard (female) in a cage hanging above a lake of lava filled with lava sharks.
A sense of deja vu washes over you.

>>10455156
Tell the paladin to fight the shark. Since the lava isn't boiling you just because you are standing near it and the shark is most likely silicon-based lifeform and metal is more heat resistant than silicon it means the lava both doesn't radiate heat, and as such will not damage the paladin through convection, and the paladin wouldn't melt from swimming in it.
Meanwhile you use your NOODLE ARM TECHNIQUE together with CARRY PERSON TECHNIQUE to rescue the wizard from the two-bar cage.

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>>10455198
The paladin fearlessly hops into the lava, which is strangely cool and water-like for lava, and proceeds to do battle with the lava shark. He's probably dead or something now, no one can beat the lava sharks.
While he's distracting the hideous beast, you noodle arm your way past the two bars and yoink the wizard right out of her cage. She says something about ara aras and thanks you for rescuing her.

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>>10440118
Going to commit a sin before going to bed

>>10455274
Avenge your fallen friend by dropping some silicon-based poison that you conveniently carry around at all times into the lava to poison the shark.
Afterwards, talk with the wizard about the potion.

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I'm back.
What do?

>>10455763
Ask the Imp princess if she's feeling hungry.

>>10455819
She says she isn't, despite the fact that you've spent a week here with no food or water.

>>10455903
Mmm, ask Candy Golem if he's doing alright in there and if he needs something.

thicc

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>>10456029
The golem says that it doesn't need anything and is facing no immediate problems, but the NEET princess's aura thing might be dangerous.

>>10456256
What do?

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I made this just for fun. My low-level MS paint skills prevent me from making her look hotter, but then again the thought of others masturbating to my imaginary gf makes me feel weird.
I guess she could help me rescue a princess or something.

>>10456616
She looks edgy.

>>10456256
Let's turn both 40s up to 50s on the control panel to make things more interesting.

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>>10456642
How about now?

>>10456715
Now they look just like japanese animes. I'm not sure if that's an improvement or not.

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>>10456760
How about this?

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>>10456684
As you turn up the left slider, something happens to the console...

>>10456844
oh shit

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>>10456844
It seems that the sliders control the size of objects! But what object does the middle slider modify?
>Reply what it does, if post ends in 3 or 8 it is chosen as the slider's affected object

>>10456813
What are they supposed to be now?

>>10456859
The middle slider should alter your size.
>>10456871
Generic grimdark protagonist and a man who did nothing wrong.

>>10456859
Increase size of penis with slider

>>10456859
boob size of every female in the area

>>10456859
Rerolling for self size alteration.

>>10456859
Edit for less frustration:
>Reply what it does, if post ends in 3, 4, 7 or 8 it is chosen as the slider's affected object

>>10457027
rolling for >>10456981 again

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>>10457034

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>>10457163
Oh boy! If you count clothing as a bodypart, then with this new fancy fedora you are now one fourth taller than previously! Truly this is what people expect when they expect to get taller!
What do now?

>>10457178
Pick up the phone and dial a random number.

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>>10457358
The phone isn't plugged in though. Do you want to plug in the phone?

>>10457462
Obviously

>>10457462
Might as well. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Also this panel reminds me of Please Don't Touch Anything.

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>>10457479
As you plug in the phone, the console particles spread to it through the socket, granting it immense complexity.
It seems that a number has already been put in. Do you retain this number or put in a different one?
Also, can you recognize all the icons on the lower keyboard? If yes, post what you think they are!

>>10457854
Well.. Put the arm and then pick up the receiver.

>>10457854
Retain the number.
The icons on the bottom from left to right are probably: Jesus, a nigger, Blorf, the Muslim symbol, boobs, dickbutt, a dick, ???, a skull and the devil.

>>10457892
>???
Pentagram. There's a blow-up of it on the digital readout.

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>>10457879
You do that.
I've already decided who is on the other side of the phone, but while I'm drawing, could you say who do you EXPECT to be here?

>>10458080
I'm expecting Deep throat. He seems like a knowledgeable guy.

>>10458080
I expect it to be some other-dimensional NEET Princess.

>>10458193
Maybe it'll be the real one, this time

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>>10458080
>Hello! You have dialed normal human tech support! What normal human product would you like to receive support for?
What do?

Addendum: the tech support person is visible thanks to THIRD PERSON OBSERVATION TECHNIQUE, which allows us to see both her and anon but not for either anon or tech support person to see each other

>>10458617
She's pretty cute and very normal looking. Give her the Moshi Moshi and try putting the moves on her, but first ask about any buttons that might prevent universal collisions and/or mergings. Maybe see if there's any functions that can up the thickness of nearby entities too, just for fun.

>>10458617
Yes, I'm calling about the users manual for my Science Machine 3000, Arena edition?

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how 2 save shiny gardethicc?

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>>10458774
>>10458773
>The Science Machine 3000? It's one of our most human popular products, sir! Just one normal human second, I have to check the normal human infoid substitute for information on The Science Machine 3000, arena edition and if it has the functions you desire.
Her voice sounds female, maybe now's your chance to finally get some poon! But what should you say? You've never pulled the moves before!

Addendum: Modified the >>10458617 image a bit.
>GEE BILL TWO "F"S IN THE SAME IMAGE
The plot thiccens.

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>>10458960
ez
>>10458998
Ask her how her normal human day has been going, that should drum up further topics of conversation!

>>10458998
>The plot thiccens
Requesting nudes of thicc plot.

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>>10458960

>>10458998
>fake anime girl head on a tentacle
Kek, this shits wacky.

>>10459216
That's what normal humans look like. Aren't you a normal human?
She's pretty cute, I'd do normal human things with her.

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>>10459119

>>10459026
>Ah yes, my normal human day is going very well! Today I've got 138 normal human files filed, and my normal human coworker WORK0000713309 has displayed a socially acceptable human expression of attraction towards me! I am enjoyed that a customer has inquired about my opinion on the events of my diurnal work shift, they so rarely do that!
>Also, I have found information about The Science Machine 3000, arena edition that indicates the functions you are looking for are absent. Do you wish to inquire about anything else?
>>10459216
The head contains most of her organs because her body doesn't have enough space for them. This is why the hair's so large.

>>10459379
Aw shit, that WORK0000713309 is trying to muscle in on our woman! Quick, jerk off and send semen through the telephone wires to claim her before it's too late!

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>>10459280

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>>10459400
Oh no! That perfectly normal human guy has already begun cucking you before you even knew about the girl he's cucking you with! There's only one way to resolve this! You unzip the zipper of your pants, which blend in seamlessly with your shirt, and push your average-sized babymaker into the phone using the SUMMON ANY STAND TECHNIQUE and [ EMAIL ME SOME TREES ]!
You can feel your most important bodypart pressing against a normal human facial wet, smooth surface and hear the lady of your dreams speak with her beautiful human voice using your COCK EAR TECHNIQUE.
>Sir, I may not be very well versed in human anatomy which I do obviously possess, but I can easily recognise this particular organ. Now, wouldn't you want to do some normal human things with me? I'm sure WORK0000713309 wouldn't mind and I like doing normal human things to make good diurnal work shifts even better...
What do?
Alternate question: what happen?

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>>10459476

>>10459753
Proceed to the succ while she faxes you the manual.

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>>10459828

>>10459753
J-j-jam it in and ask if you can get a Science Machine 4000 arena edition shipped over pronto, in exchange for your semens.

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>>10459847
As you enjoy a type of succ that is completely possible for a human mouth, your fedora's built-in fax prints out a file on The Science Machine 3000 arena edition.
>>10459957
You ask about The Science Machine 4000 arena edition using your COCK SPEECH TECHNIQUE.
>Of course you can get a Science Machine 4000 arena edition shipped right now, sir. However, you'd have to pay a little "extra" for that...

This is the last update for tonight.

>>10460102
Sleep well.
Wish her the best, tip your fedora in here general direction, and let's take a look at that manual-sheet.

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>>10459933

>>10460102
Surely "extra" wouldn't mean too much, though given how her normal human tongue seems to be putting us in a vulnerable position, it might be better to ask for a quote on it first.

>>10460196
Blue hair, orange eyes and spike, chubby belly, and pure-white body+arms. Legs fully covered by gown.

>>10460196
She's pretty fukken fat, and seems to have a carrot wedged in between her boobs.

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>>10460268
>>10460293


fuck my already low skill level is declining even further

>>10460756
Nah, you're fine.
SHE'S STUCK IN A GIANT GLASS POKEBALL!

>>10460756
Activate the ms paint single pixel brush if you're emulating the style of that one gardevoir drawfriend that pops up on /v/, otherwise use the 4 pixel wide brush if you're trying for >>10459933.
Don't forget to erase the lines you used as guides (easier if they're on another layer). Curved lines are your friends, both for the thickness and because they're not as easily scrutinized as straight ones.

With that out of the way, explain that she's stuck in some strange spherical prison and there's an asshole wearing red blocking your path!

>>10460756


This >>10460812 She's trapped by either the best or the worst pokemon trainer ever, it's kind of hard to tell the difference between them sometimes.

>>10461188
If their the best, why show off with a transparent ball?

>>10461375
Why not? Now everyone can see your shiny chubbyvoir.

New thread when? We're on the bump limit.

>>10461545
What should the OP image be? Something new to lure in unsuspecting princess savers, or one of these in progress savings? Maybe the start of an in progress one?

>>10461580
Maybe post the Gardevoir one (the fat and shiny one) because people love Gardevoir right

>>10461614
inb4 a flood of angry waifufags

>>10461696
So what? They need to learn to appreciate the chub!

>>10461739
Well, okay
Might as well wait until page 10 though, see how much more we can squeeze in here

>>10461843
Not very much, I guess

>>10461843
>>10462147
Just go ahead and make the thread, no problem with having threads not used to their maximum potential.

>>10462219
h-here I go >>10462297