/npg/ - Neopets general Preparing to fite edition Previous t

Another dead thread
But we can die just yet
Hold on a little longer
Because War comes SOON™

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>>10392476
Best dog

>>10392515
Yeah, there's an angry bumper around.
Can't look away for more than half an hour.

So, any good zapping/training/daily-ing happen, anons?
I'm just now gonna do my dailies before bed

>>10392735
>Login
>"Oh hey, PETNAME1 found 15491 NP on the ground"
I have a good feeling about this

>>10392476
OP pic was my first furry crush. too bad his game sucked

Why are you posting these threads on /trash/ and not /vg/? There is never any porn posted anyway so what's the point?

>>10393138
Because it would be like throwing a pillow onto a treadmill, we would hit page 10/archive in a few minutes
Tho i guess i could try making one over there, may help to bring new people

>>10393185
I'd also like to try going back to /vg/. I feel like we had more people there.

>>10393369
Well, if you guys wanna try, i'm already making the thread
Got any pic/edition suggestions?

>>10393439
It was more implying post more lewds here to make the thread more interesting than anything else

>>>/vg/182415931
The deed has been done, let's see how it goes

>I compile all the new colours & clothes I'd missed.
>And the new Ixi Day colours & clothes.
>Nobody comments.
>The thread dies while I'm distracted.

Dangit.

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>>10392526
>hes made more besides hanso and kanrik
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>10393831
well duh, Jeran is too hot

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>Page 10

Then again, I guess it's kinda my fault for being so distracted, though.

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>>10393831

Eh, furry Jazan is hotter.

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HAPPY TUSKANINNY DAY, /NPG/!!

First off, answer the Daily Puzzle today with "Tusky" for 262 NP & a Lime Tuskaninny Lolly, a Rarity 84 Candy item last valued at 1,250 NP by JN, 3,570 NP by NC, & 1,600 NP by the 1st shop NC currently lists as selling it.

The day just began, & usually, new colours & clothes are announced no earlier than mid-day in the day, so no new Tuskaninny Colours & Clothes out just yet.

And obviously, free training all day today for level 40 & under Tuskanninies, HERE: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses

Enjoy the day, /npg/!!!

http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml

>mistuhpenor

Some of these account names...

>>10397892
does anyone actually own a tuskaninny

>>10399657

Very few people, I'm sure. One of the most unpopular pets, poor ugly thing.

>>10393687
nobody cares about ixis because they're not as cute as real goats

>>10400643

The head is too big, desu.

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I painted her ghost and I stopped zapping her, permanently

after like 13 years she's finally a permanent colour and species

also fuck photobucket, all of my pet lookups are fucked

>>10401314

Congrats anon, she looks great! Time to tear shit up in the BD.

Photobucket pulled the ultimate of dick moves, I can't understand what they're trying to do. Make everyone hate them? Job well done, in that case.

>>10401314
She looks awesome! Congrats!

http://ncmall.neopets.com/mall/shop.phtml?page=&cat=

GIT YOUR CUPCAKE

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>>10396765
Are you dense youngin
I already knew that

>>10403086

>Hanso

Remove Ixi

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>>10403108
hanso is a cute,anon

also there is no such thing as a bad ixi

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>>10403159

Hanso reached a level of smug I can't fucking stand. Even though Ixi a cute.

>>10403240
>a level of smug I can't fucking stand
what is chadley

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>>10403256

He's bad too, but that doesn't make Hanso any more bearable

Ah well, at least we got this scene out of him, which will never not make me smile.

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>>10403328
i agree kanrik is top tier

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>>10401314
congrats anon

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

For some of you, there may be plenty of husbandos, but I think The Snowager is too cool for all of us. (Wait. Is The Snowager a possible husbando?)

>>10404301
snowager confirmed dilf

20:10

Not bad on a bland day.

>>10407595
lewd

>>10407595

Oh my! Cute! Is that new?! Still, the artist did a nice job!

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>>10407684
i did just make it if thats what you mean anon-chan
>>10407653
I was gonna post the lewder version but armin is too pure...

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>>10407595
The One True (and currently, only) Drawfriend has returned!
>mfw

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>>10408046
oh ive been here lurking
and posting waifu shit
i still need to draw word-anons request but for now ive been planning out some neocomic pages and listening to oneyplays
would ya'll mind if i dumped some pages in the future for some critiques?

>>10408113

I'd be happy to see them! Also, given that your art appears to have a different style from Elise's, I'd assume you're not Elise, & that would mean it's a request unrelated to the Zafara Rogue themed request from a few threads back ago.

Is it related to said request? Is it that one? Is it a different one?
Please forgive my poor memory.

In any case, I'd be happy to see your Neocomic pages! Original content is always good!

>>10408226
i am elise
and yes its the zafara request
Im so confused its always elise
im........im so confused
but yes word-anon,i will get around to that zafara request

>>10408971

Lol, okay! Sorry to have confused you, Elise! I just wondered if maybe someone else was trying to draw here, too or something! But yeah. Thanks for being willing about the request!

Also, I hadn't realized >>10408113 was your art! Anyway, good luck!

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goin to vegas for a few days, hoping to see some nice progress on my plush while I'm away since the artist finished the pony she was working on while she took a break to try and figure out how to make my bori's neck look right

>>10408113
you should post them so I can see them when I'm in a place with local wifi

>>10410033
have fun in vegas! I loved it when i went
ill post them on my tumblr fightingviper.tumblr.com

>>10410033
Good luck in Vegas
Try to not spend too much moneyz/try to make back what you spent on that plushie

>new cupcake is No Trade because reasons
>increases agility
And nothing of value was lost

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

The Snowager is asleep! Also:

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake!

So for this hour, only, /npg/, go get your pets blasted, & your Petpets eaten, /npg/!! Good luck!

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>>10411970
>got blasted but no avatar
>petpet wasn't eaten

>just now doing my Battledome daily battles
>first fight with Kreludan Robot gives Armoured Negg
Feels Good, man

>>10412605
pretty lucky, anon!

It's midnight NST and you know what that means
Go do your dailies and gamble away your pet's(pets') levels with Count Von Roollerino
http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml

>>10413723
>Tie
>Next try lose 2 lvls
And i was so close to just leave this daily forever...
Also, could you help with a Green Vinyl Nimmo?
Last FQ cookie quest

>>10413780

Don't give up, that avatar is so sweet. I miss it the most from my old accounts.

>lose a level

Crap.

http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=missmyboy&buy_obj_info_id=44994&buy_cost_neopoints=1000

(Also, in case you were wondering, you have now fed 12 Kadoaties in all!)

Sockeater is my favorite Kadoatie.

>>10414120
Danke anon
>+3 Hp
Also, just recently hit 55 in both STR and DEF with main pet
Gonna be needing to lvl up a lot soon

Anybody got a Gift Box Capsule? I can trade some NC item for it

>>10414893

Sorry anon, I'm all out atm.

You have awoken the great Turmaculus...
and he has decided to give you 350 neopoints!!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

It looks like the Neofriend stalker bar has finally been updated!

>>10417367
That thing was in beta for like, what, 10+ years?
Those Chinese guys sure work fast

>>10417367

I'm honestly shocked. Never thought I'd see that day.

Birthday Candles already on the Mall, for all interested

>>10419043

Sweet, thanks for the heads up!

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>edit neoboards signature and font for the hell of it
>tfw never even gonna post anything
Come to think of it, I remember shitposting on the Neoboards as a kid just so other people could see my shitty neoHTML handiwork, but it ended up kickstarting my addiction to arguing with people online. Truly Neopets is the root of all evil.

>>10419129

And now you're on 4chan. It's a slippery slope.

>>10419145
Neopets itself did its best to stop me, but I made my dad send them a goddamn fax so they'd allow me to post before age 13.

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>>10419352

You're better than I was. I just signed up as 18 and did whatever the fuck I wanted. The General Chat was shit-post general before they canned it. My parents don't understand computers, bless their hearts.

Goddamn I miss the General Chat.

>>10419398
I wasn't a smart enough kid to have the foresight to do that. I don't remember much about the fucking brazilian Neoboards (I would have spoilered that if /trash/ allowed it), but checking them out right now, they're a wasteland.

>>10419527

Yeah, the non-English neoboards were/are pretty shitty. I just went to the English ones directly, 14-year old me actually learned a lot of English on Neopets. Educational!

Also learned a lot about pedophiles.

>>10419577
Haha, holy shit. Neopets does seem like it would attract that sort of thing, but the way it is now I'd be surprised if there were any actual children playing.

Wishful thinking here, but what if they fixed NFs Beta because they're going to bring back KQ and they want people to easily connect with NFs to play?

>>10419952
Anon, stop
I can only get SO erect

>>10419952
I imagine they did that because it was simple/easy, but that would be fucking ideal.
Would /npg/ be able to play KeyQuest together? I don't remember much about it other than it being kind of a Mario Party clone.

>>10420068
I looked at the old prize list from KQ today and it made me feel, anon. We need it back!

>>10420098
i would love that
also ya'll can neofriend me
im chiki_papaya desu
heres for hoping it returns

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>>10420362
sent ;)

>>10419952
>>10420068
>>10420098
>>10420223
>>10420362
>>10420506

Does /npg/ just want to start a guild? is that against the rules?

>>10421302
I thought /npg/ already had a guild? Anyone remember its name?

>>10421314
http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=4150743

>>10420506
i will confirm after work!
>>10421302
does..neopets have any active guilds

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>>10421459
I doubt there are a lot, but some of the inactive ones are hilarious.

>>10421527
>poogle help guide
>hi
it makes me laugh knowing i was just about autistic as the people who wrote these

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>>10417367
GUYS

NEOFRIEND ME

username is _lozza

>>10422022
sent
Also, goddamn, these user profile captchas are annoying. I was stuck selecting cars for a solid minute.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

The Snowager may not be willing to be your Neofriend, but it can always help you GET BLASTED.

>>10422177
The Snowager awakes, looks straight at you... then moans and goes back to sleep. You were lucky!
t-thanks

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>>10422233

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>>10423132
You can press Q to bring up Quick Reply without having to quote a post.

So, TNT has an instagram account now.

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>>10423295

>>10424557
lol why?

>>10424557
Slowly, but surely, they are becoming acquainted with modern technology.

>>10424557
>NetDragon finally destroyed the time anomaly around the Neopets HQ

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>40 degrees

>>10424557
Holy shit

>>10420362
>>10422022
sent

>>10420362
Smash that motherfucking Neofriend button
dementia_20

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Please neofriend me, too
faxfactory
I like anime and hate anime.

>neofriends fixed when I go away
fuggg

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What are your hopes for the future now that we have signs of activity from our new Chinese Overlords?

>>10430577
merch

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>>10428821
it works

>>10430887
It hasn't been long since I picked this game back up, but it's still great to see that thing working again.

>>10430577

Updates to the website that fix the bugs & re-implement old Battledome features.

Speaking of Battledome, did you know that your pet can be left with 1 HP remaining if you GET BLASTED?

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

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Good night for now, /npg/.

>>10424557

>neofriends fixed
>Instragram

What kind of faggotry is this, where's my NEOCAM?

In seriousness, I don't think can handle this much change in one week. Those Chinese mantispeople are fast.

>>10421445

There used to be 492 people in /npg/? Madness.

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YES

>>10433856
Congrats m8

Where can I find the porn.

>>10433984
use the internet

>>10434072
Everything on e621 is shit, where do you guys keep the good stuff.

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>>10434193

I don't have any Neoporn and I'm not going to look for it.

But I'm guessing Furaffinity will have some.

What's the point of Petpet supplies?

>>10435163

Nothing.

I think at some point TNT wanted to do something with petpets, that's why they can gain levels and fight. But that idea was dropped, apparently.

It's fun seeing the numbers on the instagram rise. Could JumpStaff and the Chinese finally turn Neopets around?

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What is this area supposed to be? Filler?

>>10435241
That's a damn shame. I guess the school supplies would also be there so that you can enroll your pets to a school to increase their knowledge.

>>10435536

Yeah, Neoschools is also a cancelled project.

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holy shit WHAT the fuck praise whatever god there is out there

wtf i love china now

>>10436070

Wow, nice! I've never seen that RE before.

>>10436126
perhaps its new? the art style looks a lot cleaner than the older random events.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10436126
>>10436180

Sorry to rain on your parade, but I'm pretty sure it's not new, considering I got an MP from it ages ago.
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=random_events

>>10436286
it was purely a theory, good job getting one as well my man though!

>>10436286

I didn't think it was new, but it's nice to see rare REs.

Except the tax beast, fuck him.

>neofriends is fixed
GUYS add me. I used to be on /npg/ in 2012, been back on since early this year:
>un: zach + w + u + l + f (all one string)
Trying not to post it together so it can't be searched or archived by google since that's my real name...

Hey guys, I banged out a little script this morning to get the neomail avatar. Just wanted to confirm with those who got it, which page did you refresh to get it?

1. http://www.neopets.com/neomessages.phtml?folder=Inbox

2. http://www.neopets.com/neomessages.phtml

fuck it, i'll show you mine. neofriend me, folks. jbs2017

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus was awake during 8 AM NST, but sadly, I didn't wake up early enough to properly alert y'all, nor could I wake up Turmy myself, despite being on time!

>>10434193
some of the e621 stuff is fine. you don't like portal vagoos?

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boop

So now that the neofriends thing works, what are the chances of us forming a super sekrit npg group?

>>10438011
Wait, in the last pictures it was green.

>>10438366
but anon

this IS the super secret npg group

also guilds die and have no real benefit over being on this board

>>10438391
that was a test body using spare fabric, this is the final body I think, just without tail tip/claws/shell attached just yet

>>10438011

Hnggggg so cute!

>>10438395

Guilds are fine on neo, but not useful when you've got the power of anonymous and no word filters on 4chan.

>>10438395
Well the real benefit to guilds is that everyone knows everyone's UN, and you can get cool stuff like item/pet lends for avatars going without having to beg.

For instance, I was just lent a Pea Chia for a week before I had to hand it off, and no amount of posting on the avatar boards helped me get a SUAP lend.

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>>10438597

Good point.

When Neo was rather new, I started a guild with my real life friend. It ran for a good 7 years. It was great, we met a lot of online people who became good friends, and we learned a bit about coding. That was in the time guild prizes and stuff were still allowed, we had a lot of fun with running competitions.

I'm sad to see the state guilds are in now, they really need to some attention. I still love them though.

http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?123,369

You Won 20,000 Neopoints!!!!!!

>>10439517
>http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?123,369
>You won nothing

>>10439623

Shit, that thing moves fast.

>>10439639
I don't think it even works like that at all though. I think it's different for different people

wheres my plot tnt

>>10439517
You Won A Booby Prize :(
Rancid Old Meat

Better than nothing, thanks for the link!

>>10441123

Shame your Booby Prize wasn't Yellow Growth; I've seen that go for around 1 or 2K.

Maybe you'll get a better prize with The Snowager.... Like GETTING BLASTED!!!

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10424557
The dawn of a neoresurgence is upon us.

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After +4m, finally...

>>10441935
Consider yourself extremely lucky. I've heard stories of people who've sunk over 20m into it and still no avatar.

Would you fuck your own Neopet?

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>>10442175
No because I'm not gay nor a furry

>>10442175
no
Only other people's

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>>10442175
Pets are not for sexual.

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>>10442175
No, only Kass

>>10442175

Gross, no. I wouldn't even do an NPC. They should fuck each other though, like in my fanfictions.

>>10443581
>not even an NPC
wtf anon

>>10442175
That'd be like fucking your own children, it just feels wrong.

Does anyone else's Battle Records page take forever to load?

>everyone posts usernames while I'm gone for the weekend
ADD ME AND BUY MY SHIT
Milky_914

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>>10446043
I might as well post mine too, even though I have already added everyone in this thread

gonzalo_15_2

>>10446107
I just saw you pop up on my neofriends and was wondering if you were from here. Impressive trophies, nibba

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son of a mama mia what the hell is happening. what have i done to be this lucky for twice in a row?

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>>10446625
>no adblock

>>10446878
i was watching a video and i turned it off to support the dude

have the chinese overlords fixed key quest yet?

>>10442175

No.
....But mostly because humans doing sexual stuff with non-humans is gross, to me.

>>10447232
Dude, if Keyquest comes back, they're going to make a whole fucking deal about it
Probably slow the page because all the people wanting to play

>>10442175
My own pets? No, I don't think of them that way at all.

But borianon's pets? Yes, absolutely. I would fuck them every night until they can't even walk straight.

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I logged in for the first time in 3 years and saw that NPG moved to /trash/

how y'all doing

>>10448015
Painfully inactive, to the point I feel obligated to post even though I usually don't.
But you've come back at the right time, there were recent references to a new plot, and we're deluding ourselves into believing Key Quest might come back.

>>10447690
which ones

>>10448281

Are they actually doing shit for once?

>>10449941
They took the NeoFriends sidebar off beta and now it actually works, which isn't much but kind of a big fucking deal considering how lacking on new features the site was.

Goodnight /npg/, dont let the thread die!

>>10448015

Kinda off-topic. Angry after an ISP switch & the new one is giving me shit internet. Looking into alternate ISPs.

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>>10450420
good night anon

>>10450461
everyone who posted their neopet name in this thread remove one item from your inventory. I'm about to go all seekrit santa on your asses

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>>10451641
thank you for the gift my fine fellow

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>>10451641
Thank you, Anon. I don't have much to spare right now but your kidness will not be forgotten.

Anyone have a game they unironically like here? I think Shenkuu Warrior 2 and Mutant Graveyard 2 are both okay or at least decent, while Jelly Blobs of Doom is my favourite. It's so simple, like atari system tier simple, yet fun with on how big your chomby gets and how you should judge on size comparing between jelly and your chomby. The hit boxes could use some work though.

>>10451641
>go look
>68 items

fuck

>>10452318
I'm horrible at every single game I tried playing after coming back, but I appreciate the easy money from Kass Basher.

>>10452412
Both of the first two games I mentioned, Wrath of the Snowager (Hard), Nova Defender (Hard), Maths Nightmare (Division Normal), Hotdog Hero are also all easy money games that are done quick.

>>10451641
>>10452384
ok I'm at 41 now

>>10452471
That's good to know. Thank you, Anon. I hope one day I will Git Gud.

>>10452318

Hasee Bounce. I also like Time Tunnel and Bullseye II a whole lot.

I mean I'm terrible at all flash games, but I really enjoy these anyway.

>>10449941

They are, seemingly.

Editorial promises a lot of new things, a plot is apparently coming, and there have been staff actually posting on the boards and replying to Neomail.

And Neopets has an instagram account now.

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Does anyone here shitpost in the Neoboards for shits and giggles?

>>10451641

Anon you replied to: I've been too paranoid to post my username, & my inventory's too full anyway, actually.
Yes yes, shameful, I know.

Also:

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake!

/npg/, what percentage of current users do you think are cheaters? I remember 3-4 years ago people on Clraik were estimating 100% or close to that, but obviously Clraik is a cheat site so that might not be representative. I was a PC regular at the time, and it definitely seemed common, but some substantial proportion of users were non-cheating normies who knew very little about the black market of UCs beneath them.

how much is an orange stopngo 400 worth? i got it from the tree and im not sure if the jellyneop price is legit

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thanks gift anon for the codestone

>>10453757

I have no idea how many users we have in the general, so I'm honestly not sure what percent are cheaters.
Whichever they are, though, so long as their cheating is the (mostly) harmless sort, I think I'd probably hope none of them get frozen.

Some cheating is worse than others, & I frown upon it, but I'd never want someone losing their account nonetheless.

>>10454748
>I have no idea how many users we have in the general, so I'm honestly

So far the general has 40 different IPs posting in this thread, so I'd say we're around 35-40 strong

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>10k from forgotten shore
That's the first non-shitty result I get from it.

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>>10453757
>but some substantial proportion of users were non-cheating normies who knew very little about the black market of UCs beneath them.

This is me until I came to /npg/ and I heard about what goes on on those cheatersites. I just didn't realise people would pay so much money to buy UC or cheat on a simple game like Neopets.

I would never cheat though. It takes all the fun out of the game. I even play fairly in the AC.

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>I got 2 Usukis

thanks anon

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finally got around to giving these qt patooties backgrounds

>>10456226

Ooooh, nice.

One thing about customisation is that the background TNT releases are damn good.

>>10451641
aw fuck, right after I went to bed

>>10456334
its not too late, just tell me your acc name for neofriends and i can send you something nice

>>10455855
check again. sorry about that

>>10456364
jbs2017

regardless, thanks for doing this. sorry if my earlier post sounded entitled.

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clawwwws

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>>10453757
I cheat. I AoB games to get trophies and avs and someone else here bought a paintbrush with IRL money a few months ago.
I think the most common cheats at the moment are adblocking to restock and abusing birthday cupcakes, both of which I am also guilty of.

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>>10457015

Goddamn, that is so pretty.

>>10457545

For shaaaaaaaame.

Just kidding, I don't judge. Aren't you worried about getting caught and frozen though?

>>10458111
I feel my cheating is pretty harmless. AoB is basically just playing the games in god mode. It's not automated score sending. I still have to actually play.

>>10458350

True. And the birthday cupcakes thing is common too.

>>10458350

I wonder if there's a way to download the games so you can play 'em offline, with cheats.

I don't cheat, but I wouldn't mind playing a Neopets game in godmode for the fun of it.
I wouldn't want to with the risk of the site knowing of my cheating, however.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

I got a Negg! Why not try your luck?

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>>10460957
HOLY SHIT I GOT IT

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>>10460957
>The Snowager awakes, looks straight at you... then moans and goes back to sleep. You were lucky!
>>10461056
Goddamn, congrats!

>>10461056
Fuck your luck

Is Knowledge the worst wheel?

If I get the shitty "game hint" reward one more time I'm gonna lose it.

>>10460957
>Go to try a steal an item
>Get blasted by Snowager
>Go to the fountain fairy to heal my Neopet
>She heals her to full HP
So nothing happened, okay.

>>10461106
Wouldn't that be the Wheel of Misfortune? Most of the outcomes are there to screw you over, and I do believe the prizes are barely worth the risk.

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>>10461056

>>10461106
You actually wait for it to stop spinning?
I always click the wheels and then just exit. Or in the case of Knowledge, refresh the page to see if it was a free spin.

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>>10461056

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I need a petpet

this pet is dropping acid / ecstasy and enjoys partying

so try to match his personality

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>>10462314
Weeble

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>5 years collecting wearables

>>10462314
Disco rock

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would anyone want to adopt this guy

clothes won't go with him as he's a cross paint

Has the Premium sale started yet?

>>10466058
Is premium really worth it? I've seen the 5th pet perk and the Space Faerie (best faerie) scratchcards but what else is there?
Seriously considering getting it on next pay day

>>10467025

>space faerie best faerie

patrician taste, friend

Always nice to see an active thread, at least during the course of a day
Any cool zapping/something happenings/dailing today?

>>10468848
nope lol

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go annoy the Snow Snek
>Blasted
>No Avatar
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10461056

Super late to noticing, but CONGRATS, ANON!!! :D

(Sorry for being kinda lazy & hasty in choosing the cheering image, but here you go.)

Are you the anon who's been trying to get Snow Snek Avatar for over 14 years?

>Finally hit the 100k Trudy Surprise prize
Nice feels, man

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>>10471588
>Took back that stolen lv from Von Roo
Noice, now i don't need to throw dice again if i tie
Hope my other dailies go near as well

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>>10461056

Congrats!

>>10462314

Disco Sklyde

>>10467025

I never thought Premium was that great because I don't need the extra pet slot, but you do get your own chatboard and better opportunities for money making in the DB, so there's that.

>masturbate
>start thinking how fucked up the sizes of neopets are
>lose all energy
why did this happen?

>>10472314
If you morph a pet it keeps the size of the original species so don't worry about it

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>>10472314
>>start thinking how fucked up the sizes of neopets are

Well now you just ruined my day too.

WHY IS THIS

>>10472401

>be 1.58
>Eyrie is taller than me
>grarrls is smaller than me
>Flotsam is the size of my pet rat

I can't wrap my head around this.

>>10472401
>>10472435
>Xweetok is 24 cm
>Mine could just climb on my shoulder and wrap her tail around my head
Top Cute

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>>10472460

That works out well, that's cute. >>10472401

>Kyrii: 32 cm

How many steroids did Jazan's daddy feed him?

>>10472460
does the size of neopets determine their npc heights
like is everybody a fucking manlet except for eyries scorchios and unis
>>10472491
like obviously jazan isnt a manlet but is he tall for a kyrii? does any of this matter? are jubjubs disabled? can they collect disability
has tnt made an anthro jubjub

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>>10472401
>>10472435
>>10472460
>>10472491

It boggles me lots.
But you know what frustrates me more?

http://www.neopets.com/~Novalind Becoming a default petpage -however in Neopia that happened- & all that collected height & weight data for all the species being lost. ;__;

I doubt any of you happened to save that page?

>>10473313
Why are meerca so big wtf

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heado

soon done boys

>>10473313

Where's that from?

>>10473576
reddit.com/r/neopets


ALSO I need a name for a ghost jetsam

>>10474494
The Floater

>>10472565
>has tnt made an anthro jubjub

I don't think so. I've never seen one....it would look awful.

>>10474494

MrSeafoam

>>10473531

That looks ridiculously good. Damn, this artist is talented.

>>10474494
Canned Tuna

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Huh, there are little comics in the main page instead of ads if you go Premium
Neat
>Gambling with Nerkmids be like

>>10476089

Well shoot. I'm kinda tempted to sign up now. Just for a while.

>>10472394
>If you morph a pet it keeps the size of the original species
>most NPCs are approximately as tall as humans regardless of species
What if Edna and the Island Mystic aren't the only neopians that used to be human? What if that's the only difference between the pets that you can own and the ones that live independent and free?

>>10476117
I went for the 1 month suscription to try it out
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=premium

So far, the best part has been the Dailies button, the bankroll (keeps track of NP in bank, on hand, and on stocks) and Super Shop Wizard, at least for me
And if you're a BD fan, the Cosmic Dome lets you win Nerkmids if you're lucky
http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes&dome=8
Oh, and the extra REs are nice too

>>10476145

So all NPCs are X-treme furry cosplayers who drank magic goop?

Yikes.

>>10476180
npcs do refer to themselves as neopets
but if tikitak can live in the npc world..
are humans failed faeries

>>10476145
I always thought that there was some post-apocalyptic thing going on
Most humans were wiped (except TNT because they're literally gods) and the ones who weren't either went insane, like Sloth
Or lived with the Neopets, trying to rebuild their society

Oh wow, typing something really makes you think about it
i feel it sounds retarded

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>clearing altador plot for funsies
>water distribution plant puzzle

I absolutely fucking loathe puzzles like this. Punch Club was bad enough but this is terrible.

>>10476235

Neopets lore is pretty retarded when it comes to humans.

Human Santa Claus also still exists. He's a challenger on Snow Wars.

can someone find me a hopso please

>>10476865
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=a_ramsell&buy_obj_info_id=11897&buy_cost_neopoints=1199

What for?

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>>10475712
Yes she's super duper good, it's why I wanted her specifically to make it because she makes the best looking plushies I've seen, even for creatures she's unfamiliar with

>>10476865
Oh shit, Grey Faerie Quest?
Hope you got/get that Rainbow Fountain pass

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http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=fools2009
Jesus christ, i just read all the April Fools pranks
And this one just triggered a flashback
More especifically, that one plant under the countdown
I think i was there when it happened, but it's kinda fuzzy

>Use Upcycling Cookie
>Donate 4 items
>25 NC
JUST

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>seeing all these neofriends online

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>You do not have any winning bets!

>>10478254

Hahaha, I only very vaguely remember this one.

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>>10480061

Boop

28:10 Garet

Fatass is awake
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml
Go get your petpet eaten

http://www.neopets.com/pirates/buriedtreasure/buriedtreasure.phtml?367,379
Yellow Growth

Look alive people!

>>10486460
>20,000np

!!

Damn, wish it was the avvie.

>>10477551
nah ended up getting the dark faerie
dang! oh well, its good for muh battlepet
thanks though matey

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let me buy your jelly items

>Don't remember email, birthdate I lied with, and my email was deleted long ago
>Just put in a support ticket
Is there a chance I get my old account back?

Sorry for being late! Sleepy, bad ISP.

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Turmaculus is awake!!

>>10491256
are you me? i put one in a week ago, no reply yet. im just waiting. prolly take around a month to get back to me im guessing. just wait and see what happens

This is post #300. Unsure if it will bump, too, because bump limit.

I'm pretty sleepy, lazy, too, & as mentioned, my new ISP is really bad. Could someone make the new thread for me, please, & maybe link it, too?

Sorry about the trouble. (Inb4 it's a Bori General.)

>>10492093
Here ya go >>10492193

>>10492201

Thanks, anon. <3

>>10452318
I'm with you on Jelly Blobs of Doom. I actually got really close to a trophy score once, was really fucking hyped about that.
I also love Mahjong, but it's not really a Neopets game so not sure if it counts.

>>10467025
Arguably the best (and only) real reason to get premium is the SSW. It's the Shop Wizard, but with no bullshit. It literally shows you the exact cheapest item available at any point in time. This is incredibly useful if you're trying to make money.

>>10469507
You'll get it anon, I believe in you. I thought I'd never get it either.