ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

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>>10390962
I like the rain, though obviously Rider doesn't. Snow is a close second.

>>10390979
>toss satellite at

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(haha posting past the new thread memes)
>>10390864
"THAT IS ANYWHERE"
"EXCEPT A BIG ASS CITY"

>>10390936
"NO"
"YES"

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>>10390962
when it's sunny out.

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>>10390962
Rain.

>>10390873
Thanks anyway m'dude.

>>10390882
I was gonna try to enjoy it, but now that you've said that I have to be angry just to make a point.

>>10390936
That's... around Route 116? Or 117? Might be worth a shot.

>>10390948
Any travelling tips for a fellow fugitive?

>>10391005
>>10391022
Anywhere that doesn't have a daycare, strict leash laws, IP, Team activity, cops, or breeders.

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>>10390962
Sunny days. I used to like thunderstorms, but I find the rain distressing now.

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>>10390962
I like the snow, obviously, wouldn't be in the coldest place in the world if I didn't like it.

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>>10390962
i like when it snows
but here is pretty cold so it snows pretty often

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>>10390962
Rain! Splashing through puddles is the best!

>>10390962
Rain.
Strangely.
I don't know why.
Also snow.
That's pretty nice.

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>>10390962
Dark and stormy while I am indoors.

>>10390925
Z, 100, 18. Shit was fairy pink everywhere.
Got bonked in the head by a Ralts, almost blacked out.

>>10390948
The more I hear about the daycares, the more I dislike them.

>>10391212
die turts

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>>10390962
Snow looks beautiful in the pictures I've seen, but I've never actually seen it.
>>10391143
>>10391109
What's snow like?
>>10391078
I know I'm late to answer but...
Almia, Fiore, and Oblivia sound like what you're looking for.

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>>10390962
"ANY TIME IT'S NOT NOISY"

>>10391078
"AVOID HUMANS GOT IT"

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>>10391078
Don't travel the roads in the daytime, stay together, and know that even a fight you have to run from is a victory if you avoid capture.
>>10391226
I was in one that was forcibly shut down.
If what you have heard alarms you, consider what it would take above and beyond that to force such a place to close.

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>>10391226
Kinda hard to draw any sorta conclusion with only one door to go off of.
Wasn't there a chick who did a door, too?

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>>10391311
That'd be me, uhhhh, I think my keypads were M E and H and then a blank key, and then I picked 25 and 1, wound up in a house sorta thing, like, there were pokemon skins everywhere, it was creepy as fuck, we fought some level 25 pokemon, lots of birds, and then there was an Ursarang, and that was it.
Oh, and there was a button that was dark, it was 19.
>Kat arrives at Mt. Pyre and tracks down a cave to explore tonight.

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>>10391267
well
snow is cold and wet
it's not that different from pictures other than the of how cold it is

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>>10391078
That's not a healthy attitude.

>>10391089
Something terrible happened during rain?

>>10391284
Hell... just the thought makes my blood boil.

>>10391385
Z, E, A and also a blank key. Blank 19 as well.
Didn't record what level was the Ralts, just that it effortlessly threw a pan at my head.

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>>10391078
"So... one of the empty regions? I think I remember there being a huge empty space between uh, uh, Johto and Sinnoh, but if we don't want to go there I'm sure we can find someplace else, like uh, uh, uuhhhh... OH! North of Hoenn is lots of ocean, but if we keep going north there's a huuuuuuuge empty spot, there's only a few tiny human groups up there and they're really spread out!"

>>10391267
What.
>>10391435
Said.

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>>10391267
Almia? Huh. Heard that place was pretty decentralized. Might be a safe bet.

>>10391269
Goes without saying.

>>10391284
Alright, got it.

>>10391496
No but it amuses me.

>>10391498
Between Johto and Sinnoh? The hell could be up there except ice and dying?

>>10391505
die
turts

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>>10391267
It's beautiful, in the right light it glitters like a bunch of tiny crystals, and it's cold, really cold, but it's also soft.

>>10391540
>pet weeb

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>>10391520
"Well someone said it's got a bunch of empty buildings we could stay in, but we'd need a fire type to stay warm... so I guess we head north! Once I evolve I could carry everyone on my back and swim up there!"

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>>10391520
>>10391563
"Sounds good to me, I guess?"

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>>10391558
>Oh shit there's a ghost petting me
"GAH, WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Quincy whirls around, looking for the source of the pets

>>10391592
MAHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>10391435
>>10391540
.... cold? How cold?
>>10391520
I've heard some rumors about Almia and goats, but it should be fine.
You still have teams to worry about, but every region has those.

>>10391592
>pat weeb gently

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>>10391520
"JUST US AND OTHER FREE POKEMON"

>>10391563
"I KNOW, LETS TAKE SOME BLANKETS"

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who here likes tossing puppies into woodchippers

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>>10391496
>>10391385
So we have button 25 which... is presumably for level. I'm guessing button 100 was level 100...
And 18 had fairy pokemon, but 1 had normal pokemon.
Think that lines up with type?
Or is that the MEH/AZE buttons?

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>>10391563
"As much fun as freezing to death sounds, I'm gonna just go ahead and burn a blackball here."

>>10391585
"We doing a formal vote or what? Almia sounds good but I don't exactly have a private yacht sitting around unless you wanna help me come up with a plan to get on a cargo freighter."

>>10391619
...What kind of rumors? I just got out of one rape dungeon, I'd rather not get shoved in another one.

>>10391660
"Eh. They might be tagged or balled and out roaming. I'd say be careful of anyone."

>>10391676
>inb4 sun and silver come circlejerk

>>10391718
(i mean thats why i posted)

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>>10391619
really cold
snow is frozen drops of water

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>>10391496
The Daycare had a basement.
The owners knew it flooded when it rained, and left Pokemon in there anyway, with the rest of the storage.
There was a storm, and they couldn't cover up the aftermath.
I don't like remembering it.

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>>10391676
I'd like to toss you into one, bro

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>>10391804
Take pics.

>>10391832
right on time

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>>10391740
... I'm not sure I like the idea of snow anymore.
>>10391696
Just that they're demonic and deformed.

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>>10391676
Next one into the woodchipper will be your paralyzed ass, slowly, feet first.

>>10391686
1 to 18 types... who knows what could be button 19.
Or the letter buttons, they seem to be different for each person.

>>10391783
Fucking...
At least you are safe now, you and your little brother, and any other survivors.
Fuck, I need fresh air.
>Nerd: out into the more open parts of the motel.

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>>10391851
as long as you don't go out without proper clothing for snow you'll be okay
and you can make a snowman

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poop

Hey /par/ any place I could go to meet people?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>10391696
"MAYBE GET A BOAT"
"SLATEPORT HAS A LOT OF BOATS"

>>10392003
This is a no poop zone

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>>10390962
Snow is nice I guess, always peaceful.
>>10392024
I hear humans gather at bars.

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>>10391696
"Boaaaat?"
>>10392059
"We steal a boat, yeah."

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.tips for getting a body in 20 minutes

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>>10392059
>>10392128
"Uh, but we don't know how to drive a boat, do we?"

>>10392159
Are you giving or needing tips

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>>10391851
Huge improvement, thanks.

>>10392024
Sketchy basements. It gets personal fast.

>>10392059
"Gonna need money. That or we buy a trench coat and stand on each other's shoulders."

>>10392128
"Steal a boat, great. Anyone here over level 40? Or have a .44 laying around they forgot to mention? Don't think that's a League-approved held item but I won't complain."

>>10392159
Sketchy basement.

>>10392185
"We don't need to if we stow away."

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>>10392159
Something something Hex Maniacs and necromancy

>>10392110
I'll check it out.

>>10392203
No.

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>>10392196
.needing
>>10392203
.omw
>>10392213
.awesome im gonna go bust out my old cassettes and summon jirachi

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>>10392213
NECROMANCY!

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>>10392159
can you upload yourself in another computer or something like that?

>>10392268
Hack a genesect

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>>10391942
... Are these proper clothes?
>>10392203
No problem.

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>>10392128
"YEAH"

>>10392185
"I DON'T"
"WE WILL HAVE TO LEARN FAST"
"SINK OR SWIM"

>>10392203
"YELL AT THEM UNTIL THEY GO AWAY"
"ALSO, NO"

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>>10392203
"Or, or, everyone goes into their pokeballs and I SWIM! Swimming is faster and safer! I can carry you all!"

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>>10391623
>WHERE IS IT COMING FROM
"SHOW YOURSELF!"

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>>10392268
Make sure to arrange them in a pentagram.
>>10392274
... oui?

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>>10392333
>Roll to teleport Juice onto Quincy's house.

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>>10392281
it's not paper
it's more durable than that
it's a suit with actual materials made to be durable and comfortable

>>10392364
>roll to teleport Necrozma into the sun

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>>10392276
.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.idk if anyone has the bandwith for that
>>10392278
.maybe
>>10392347
.yes
>>10392333
>>10392364
.why does this keep happening

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>>10392347
Nothing. Ignore me. Don't exist. You said the magic word tho. So now I gotta exist fampai. Ghoooost magic!

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>>10392398
Estimated size of the AI what what happened now?

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>>10392398
(I wasn't sure if you knew dude but uh... You're free to ignore random stuff done to you. Like random teleports, or random stuff thrown at you, ect)
>>10392366
.... huh.
So your suit is okay for the cold. That's nice.
Somehow I don't think mine is.

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>>10392364
>Joke's on you now the satellite is alone
>Unless you really want to claim the tower that Quincy is currently living in is his house
>The tower that has a statue of Arceus at the top and was built in his name

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>>10392281
Your hair is silly.

>>10392246
You can thank me later.

>>10392311
"Do you have any skills other than yelling?"

>>10392312
"...How is that faster than a boat? And how do I know you're not going to die in the middle of the ocean or sell me or something?"

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>>10392471
.very big
>>10392477
(oh goddamnit)
(idk what the fucjk im even doing anyway and i think i basically got what i came here for)
(idk how id even get juice into a robot body so uh)
(i think ill just fuck off since ive fucked over like 3 or 4 characters)
(or go back to lurking)
>>10392546
>rip

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>>10392477
well
yeah, those clothes are not suited for cold
>>10392398
oh
i hope it gets better for you soon

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>>10392613
How big is very big.
Are we talking 60's very big?

(Nah, JUICE is great)
(Going to need to wait a bit more until glorious robotic revolution, though)
>>10392364
(T B H the "Necrozma coming in fucking shit up and fucking off thing" is getting as overdone as "Lillie pulling random things out of her bag" months ago)

>>10392364
>ignores dubs teleport
>fucks over Juice several times
>Now he wants to leave because of this
(Can we just ignore this asshole?)

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>>10392550
I.... No it's perfectly...
..... Your tail is silly.
>>10392643
Well... I guess I need a fur coat.
>>10392613
(Most people don't realize they can ignore le'random bs when they first join, it's no big deal man.)
(There's plenty of ways to get him into a robot body. Could have a direct download into the extra Genesect or something. Hell, could always have him wish to Jirachi for it.)
(Anyway uh... As the guy who plays both Sun and Hilbert I can say you're fine man, having something happen to them that forces a change is nice.)
(But uh... If you still wanna go back to lurking/fug off that's your decision. We'll miss you, but I'm p sure everyone will respect whatever decision you make.)

>>10392772
(Yyyeah the neo-crozma is kinda shitposty. Gladi's version of the character was waaaay better.)

>>10392613
(Sorry to hear that dude. It was fun having you here though, feel free to come back any time!)

And once again my hating of others proves to be fully founded.
Fuck Necrozma.

>>10392772
Please do.

>player gets ran off by a shitposter with a legendary
>he basically never got to actually do anything
im just tired of this thread fuck me

>>10392858
same desu

>>10392812
>>10392772
>Not ignoring him in the first place
Seriously?

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>>10392613
(man, i like the character, but sometimes this happens so you don't drop it, but if you need a small break i understand)
>>10392785
yeah, you need that if you don't want to get sick

>>10392936
Honestly they should have ignored the completely random "i crash your plane lol" right at the start.
I don't know why anyone was every moderately okay with what he was doing.

>>10393017
(Because that kind of randomness is often great for starting plots and making things happen)
(The problem is that it also as easily derails and shits up plots)

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PAR is more like Darkest Dungeon than it is an actual RP.
I miss the early days.

>>10393017
(Dunno about everyone else but I was giving him the benefit of a doubt because he might have been planning something plot-wise.)

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>>10393017
(Yeeeeeah we should have ignored it. IIRC we thought he was starting up a plot of some sort, hence we allowed it. I thought it was gonna be some sort of Lord of the Flies type deal.)
(.... and now we know that wasn't the case.)
>>10393086
(I miss some parts of the old days, but some parts of it need to stay gone. Like the gun/knife anons.)
>>10393002
Alright, anyone got fur coat suggestion?
I'm thinking maybe... gold.

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>>10393125
I'd go with gold as well.

(Gun/knife anons were just shitposters. And like any shitposter, no one misses them.)

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>>10393125
well
i think gold would go well with you
but black would be good too

So cold inside. Like a morgue.

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>>10393315
Um... Are you talking about your house or....?

>>10392613
>Roll to make it so Juice can never EVER get a robotic body right now

>juice leaves but turts gets to stay
we are living in the worst timeline

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>>10393262
>>10393298
Gold it is.
Maybe a black for backup.
Black with gold accents? Maybe some red?
I'll figure it out.
So.... How are you two?

>>10393125
See the thing is, people ignored the gun/knife anons.
If putting a pokemon in front of a shitpost makes it okay, this place is going to explode. Again.

>>10393351
Remember that there's always a worse timeline.
Juice might have not shown up.
PAR might not have come back.
Farsail could still be active.

>>10393351
>Implying he didn't leave on his own accord

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>>10393370
i'm doing pretty fine
mostly doing nothing important right now

I'm still fucking pissed off the stalker freak gets to RP here and claim scapegoat when someone tells him to leave.
And when people start realizing how psychopathic he is he tells his friends to start shitposting here so we forget we hate him.

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>>10393370
Trying to get not too angry at various things, thinking of if I am actually going to find employment here.

>>10393396
(True)
(Still not liking the abrupt end of OldPAR, though)
(And Farsail, I dare to say again that it going for too long was its only mistake)

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>>10393396
(It was frowned upon to ignore them (and the script miniors) at first, I'm really glad we moved away from that attitude.)
(It doesn't make it okay, not in the slightest. It's a bit harder to tell if it's someone shitposting at a glance, but I'm not sure how to really solve that aside from talking to the person or something. "Hey, your post kinda comes off as shitposty, think you could try something else if you wanna interact?" or whatever, I guess.)
>>10393485
What's got you mad? Or... If that's prying just ignore that.
Unova, right? Maybe... Battles? Those give money, right?
>>10393471
Just relaxing? That's neat, too.
What do you do for a living?

>>10393478
umm, anon
what are talking about?
there is no coherence in what you are saying

>>10393562
His hatelust for turt

>>10393562
>>10393618
(Except Turts literally drags shitposters with him so honestly I hope he swallows a .45.)

>inb4 raid from noodles and co

>>10393629
and it's his fault how?
you can also ignore them?

Turts is dialing up his self esteem team right now

>>10393629
there is more shitposting about hating turts than anything else
you are being a shitposter
>>10393667
and you too
it's quite ironic that you guys are shitposting about one person while complaining about shitposting

>>10393478
Same.

>>10393485
This is a mutual feeling.
Farsail was... Okay. There were a lot of mistakes but those can be written off as learning experiences. It did drag on a tad too long though.

>>10393558
Really? I don't remember people getting upset about ignoring the gun guys, but the miniors did generate some foulness.
I was questioning it right off the bat, but I'm paranoid like that.
Talking would certainly help. I wish more people would talk about things. I know it's being worked on but still.

>All this turts shitposting
I honestly wish that he would just drop dead. He's nothing but a mass of problems.

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>>10393558
well i just have a regular work at a pokemon center, it's nothing special
but a job is necessary

>>10393749
God yeah the miniors and Hoopa.
If Hoopa hadn't also godmodded his way out of Ray's stuff I would say he was just ahead of his time.

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This is DJ Lance with your political weather in the Kanto-Johto area.
Sinjoh is going to be claimed as part of Johto if you don't vote no on bill 138, your call on that one. They want to pass a bill barring anyone with even the slightest criminal record or even a twinge of a relation to someone in Rocket. I'd suggest calling your representative and talking their ear off about prop 228.
Any questions?

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>>10393558
Honestly? Certain groups of people that should not be allowed to be anywhere with pokemon ever again.

I still have some money left from my old job left, got a trainer license in case I really needed to go and battle for money. And it seems I will have to do that soon.

>>10393629
>>10393667
(Your scapegoating and witch hunting against posters that don't post here anymore is just hurting PAR)

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>>10393814
They're going to WHAT!?
NO ONE EVEN LIVES HERE BUT ME AND MY POKEMON!
FUCK YOU PEOPLE!

>>10393846
(But he does post here, dude)

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>>10393890
Did I mention they're going to knock down the Arceus statues and build a shopping mall and what they're calling "A mall that will make Mauville look small."

>>10393938
When do I die anon

(i.t.s funny because HB literally forced the hb equals bones thing and turts felt like it)
(scapegoats lol)

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>>10393814
>>10393905
...are you sure it is not Rocket calling the shots?
Sinnoh is not going to be at all happy either.

>>10393788
(I like to think the Hoopa player had good intentions but couldn't handle the situation worth a shit, then it all imploded)
(It was a fucking miracle everything resumed the next day)

>>10393749
(Pretty much)
(It was fun even as a spectator)

>>10393898
(Not anymore)

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>>10393749
(It's entirely possible I'm just remembering it wrong or getting it mixed up with some of the more recent shitposters who got salty over being ignored.)
(But yeah, it's a work in progress. I'm honestly glad to see people working on it.)
>>10393751
Pokemon Centers are the hospitals, right?
That's still an important job, someone has to do it.
>>10393846
... oh.
... what was your old job?
>>10393905
... oh my.

>>10393981
everybody knows i'm hateboner
or thinks so

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>>10393814
>>10393905
...

>ITT: We shitpost, hate, and target roleplayers then when a good counter argument is brought up we ignore you lol

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>>10393814
>>10393905
... you're building a massive city sized mall in the middle of a frozen wasteland no one can get to?
I don't even.

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>>10393905
How do you people know those exist, archaeologists only ever visit Alph, I've never seen one enter Alph City proper, so they shouldn't have any knowledge of the statues everywhere.
REGARDLESS, if they want to knock them down, they're free to try, but they're going to be smote by Arceus in the process I can tell ya now.
But first they have to pass their bill. I can't vote because of the LAST law you fuckers passed where we can't even get jobs without taking on the gym challenge, but god damn dude there's gotta be something I can do to stop this.

>>10394001
(Please, please don't be mute, dude.)

>>10393814
This is insanity - annexing Sinjoh would be a diplomatic and logistical nightmare and could set off a fucking war.
I'm getting on the phone and calling those bastards - I may be out of the Region right now, but at least they haven't started yanking citizenship from anyone who leaves for more than a few days.

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>>10393984
The Kantoinese people want it.
>>10393989
Yep.
>>10394001
Red? What do you think of this?
Should I get some paper?
>>10394016
Don't ask me.
>>10394024
Well you can sign a non-battling trainer form.
Basically just says you don't need to worry about it.
>>10394042
Technically trade laws make us part of Sinnoh, so annexing Sinjoh isn't as hard as you think.
Please do.

>>10394024
(Canon Red is mute though. I agree it doesn't make sense for him to be silent over a thread - unless it's for dramatic effect - but changing him from being mute entirely is pretty dumb dude. There's interesting things that can be done with a mute, such as sign language, writing, bla bla.)

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>>10394059
...I think...
...
It's...ah...
A good way to keep Kanto Kantoinese.

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>>10393989
Engineer at an ISP in Ferrum.
Kinda not going back there again in a long while.

>>10394001
>Sip

>>10394059
This is outright insanity.

>>10394062
(Yes but all this Red ever does is go "..." even in-thread, which is what I'd like to not happen.)

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>>10394079
>Roll to smash with a rock.

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>>10393989
Well
Yeah, it's not the most exiting of jobs but it's one that pays well

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>>10394059
Even so I'm just one vote and they might not count me because I've lived in Sinjoh for the past three fucking years, and it sounds like the government got worse while I've been away, gonna give it a shot though.
>Rolling to call in a remote vote

>>10394059
So, I have to ask: who's spearheading efforts to annex a frozen wasteland and destroy an alleged historical site that apparently nobody else knows exists?
Don't tell me it's Bruno, even with his single-mindedness I'd like to think even he's not *that* stupid.
>Frankie: calling up his representatives, with some choice words on All This Shit.

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>>10394094
(You didn't even wait for him to make more than one post man)
>>10394124
Oh really?
Well, good for you.
Which region?
>>10394087
I can understand that.
>>10394059
.... I'm so glad I decided against moving to Kanto-Johto.

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>>10394079
>>10394123
I-
>>10394153
I hope so, thank you for working with us.
>>10394156
Not him, Walter Robinson of the Celadon sales company.
He has too much political power for someone who works in business.
>>10394174
Exactly.

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>>10394156
I say no one else goes here but like, satellites exist so they probably know what's up here and there's historical records and stuff, but still, feels to me like no one cared about this place except me, until today.
I really hope this wasn't brought on because of the things I've said about it recently.

>>10394174
(Yeah that was my mistake, jumped the gun.)

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>>10393989
Yeah they are
It's not the most exiting of jubs but it pays well and feels good to help injuried pokemon

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>>10394192
>forgot half my post and reply chain memes.

>>10394190
Well I tried, as it turns out I was right, and because I haven't lived in Johto for three years they're saying I don't count as a resident unless I beat the gym challenge, and I can't file for non-battling trainer for this.
Looks like I'll have to wait this one out and pray people vote against annexation, otherwise I guess I'll have to work to formalize this place as it's own region again, which would me restoring all these buildings, getting more people to live here, all that bullshit...
(Oh shit did I just fall into my settlement plot again without the Arceus-Cities becoming involved? SWEET!)

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>>10394123
>ROLL TO DELET

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>>10394208
(Fug, was not meant to do that)
(But for some reason it wasn't showing when i refreshed to see the other image)
>>10394174
Sinnoh region

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>>10394243
>Roll to delet first

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>>10394260
NO I nneve3r got to ttttell ssSun I
>Fuck
>dead

>>10394290
>reboots
Fight on, true prism

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>>10394174
It's sad, but, rather not wanting to deal with a combo of family and legal problems.
Dealing with the IP last night gave me the chills.

>>10394190
Nevermind the political power, anyone with half a neuron can see a goddamn mall in a cold and remote archaeological site of which little is known about is destined to utter failure.
>Nerd: getting angery again

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>>10394260
This is A1 we have a Ultra Beast problem.
Send out Null-3, stat.

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>>10394254
Sinnoh? Are you guys holding votes too?
>>10394190
... business people have political power at all?
>>10394324
The IP?
... please tell me I'm not talking to a criminal.

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>>10394337
>Roll to explode brain.

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>>10394353
THIS IS A1.
SEND THE FUCKING DOG IN.

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>>10394337
>>10394353
>>10394365
>The anon who had the actual third Null disappeared, so guess whoooooo?
>Null-3 used Swords Dance

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>>10394371
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PSYCHO CUT IT

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>>10394389
>DELET

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>>10394371
>>10394389
>A1 hotswaps the Dark Memory in.
Take it down, Three.

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>>10394389
>>10394405
>Dark memory is in, Psycho Cut had no effect!
>Dark Type Multi Attack, let's go.
>100% Accuracy, so instead I'll roll for whether it's the upper or lower end of the damage roll - on 0 it's the OHKO
>+2 252+ Atk Silvally-Dark Multi-Attack vs. 252 HP / 24+ Def Prism Armor Necrozma: 343-405 (86.1 - 101.7%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO

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>>10394345
Holding votes?
On what?

>>10394389
>sneaky beastball necrozma

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>>10394405
So. You care if I take that rock when you're done or...?

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>>10394405
>>10394426
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>PSYCHO CUT IT
>>10394450
>Roll to explode head.

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>>10394426
>>10394459
Again, three. Finish it off. Don't let it escape.

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>>10394459
>>10394482
>N-3 borks to the affirmative, swinging its claws forward for another Multi Attack
>I would say same rules, but this is KO either way.
>+2 252+ Atk Silvally-Dark Multi-Attack vs. 252 HP / 24+ Def Prism Armor Necrozma: 343-405 (86.1 - 101.7%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO

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>>10394482
>>10394502
>SCREEE
>KO
>roll to kill silver one last time

>>10394502
>pat doggo

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>>10394502
>>10394515
Fucking thing is still radiating energy.
Smash it, Three.

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>>10394345
Not as a criminal, as a witness.
You saw the news about the crashing satellite, right?

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>>10394515
>5
>Even in death you fugged up zapping the ketchup
Holy shit you suck at this. Keep the gay pride rock it's a shitmon.

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>>10394436
... I don't know.
Looks like Kanto and Johto are holding tons of votes, just wondered if you guys were, too.
>>10394539
Sounds weird but... No, I didn't.
I was watching... Contests.

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>>10394307
waaaaaaah
ah
ahw
what
>>10394541
hHELLO
erro 404 personality files not found
please speak to an administrator

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>>10394588
Crap a popup.

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>>10394607
invalid user
please try again

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>>10394612
...
Sssssilver?

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>>10394515
>>10394531
>As ordered, he rears up, slamming his claws down on the rock with all of his weight behind the hit.
>And he does so again....
>And again....
>Until he starts to see splinters and cracks in the armor. Once the cracks are large enough to fit a claw in he does so, pulling and prying until the rock monster eventually splits.
>Job finished, he turns to his handler, ears perked and ready for another command.
>>10394520
>A small bork of excitement can be heard, quickly cut off as he waits for his command.

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>>10394628
silv
sif
ssssssssilver
accepted
please enter personality file

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>>10394630
That'll be enough, three. You had a good field run. I'll get the C unit to gather this up, back to the lab, come on.

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>>10394638
Is "not shit" a personality?

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>>10394324
Agreed, it makes no sense do do anything here, especially while it's frozen over, which it is 100% of the time.
And good luck building ANYTHING when wild ice types come to wreck your day nine times out of ten, and if you make a wrong move while exploring these ruins, ghost types come out of the woodwork.
Honestly the reason I came up here originally is BECAUSE no one else would think of living here, that and training.

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>>10394650
silver.zma deleted
gold.zma created
...
...
...
What the fuck.

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>>10394554
Well, that was a thing that happened just yesterday. Got to the scene fast enough to be interrogated.
They confiscated one of my coffee thermos, the fuckers.

>>10394656
I wouldn't be surprised if there is an ulterior motive.

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>>10394670
>Silver's salt levels have risen to impssoble levels
>if you tipped him over you could use him to lightly season a vegetable dish right now
>the seer magnatude of salt is mind blowing
>it is actually palatable
>if necrozma couldn't taste before he can now
>and he's tasting salt
Get in the fucking ball.

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>>10394649
>Back to the lab?
>Yes, lab. Follow the gold face man. Good idea!
>His footsteps are loud as he trots after A1 in a manner not unlike a parade horse

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>>10394736
>>10394670
"Hey Sil-"
>Sun stops in his tracks, looking back and forth between Silver and the rock monster, whatever question he was about to ask forgotten
"Oh wow, you found Necrozma?? Where was he?"

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>>10394736
What ball, Silver?

>>10394769
Hey Sun, what's Necrozma?
>It should be obvious Glitchcrozma lacks the ability to distance the personalities from it's actual self the other crozma's do.

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>>10394769
There's two. One's a shitmon the other one's a shithead. Some guy in a stupid dress with an ugly hyena thing was killing 'em.

I do not like this rock Sun. It's smug aura mocks me.

>>10394792
>Greatball: Equipped
The one you're going in.

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>>10394715
There has to be, but there's fucking nothing up here except the ru- oooooooh...
There's uh, a lot of relics here made with uh, gold, I leave them alone because sometimes I just get the feeling it's all booby trapped but I can understand some assholes wanting to take it all, and a lot of it can probably be seen from satellite. The wheels on these Arceus statues on top of the tower I live in and the ones around it are made with gold at least in part, for example.

>>10394829
>can probably be seen from satellite.
*cry*

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>>10394745
Once we're back at the lab you'll get some downtime and then I'm applying for a full field test.
>Back to the lab goooo.
>Hope three likes those feeding tubes for most of his nutrition.

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>>10394792
"Necrozma? It's you, silly! Do you want a picture..?"
>His phone is in his hands before anyone can even blink
>>10394810
"Ugly hyena...?"
>He considers that for a few moments before shrugging and continuing
"Anyway um.... If you don't like its personality I think you can um... Change it! Like uh.... "
>Sun glances over at Necrozma, brows furrowed
"I think it's like... Hey Nec? Can you run uh... uh... Blue.zma?"

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>>10394810
Uh, SIlver, you don't put people in balls.

>>10394916
What? No I-
>Loading files...
>Loading Blue.zma...
Ugh! What?! Who left me with these dweebs? Where the heck are my pokemon?

>>10394951
>Download Jacket.zma 1TB remaining

>>10394842
(Maybe he's just asleep and he'll come back tomorrow dude)

>>10394829
can confirm!!

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>>10394916
>Silver is slumped on the ground with his head buried in his gloved hands
Gods sake fuck Alola.

>>10394951
>Silver: Notice the rock sounds exactly like Blue
>This also triggers the Silver
>Most things trigger the Silver actually
Hey! Asshole!
Thanks for taking my inheritance shithead!
That loser Falkner got to keep his dad's gym, but I got screwed by a punk like you from some backwater Kanto dump?!
Bullshit!

...I'm yelling at a talking rock how is this my life...?

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>>10394891
>Three definitely does not like the feeding tubes, but he knows better than to resist.
>Whines of an upset doggo can be heard clearly, ears pinned back against his head and crest flattened.

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>>10394951
"Hey! I'm not a dweeb!"
>Now it's Sun's turn to be lightly salted. Just lightly though, it doesn't bug him that much.
"Anyway uh... Pokemon can't have Pokemon, silly!"
>>10395022
".... you can always change it again if Blue bugs you?"
>>10395016
Wait um...
How can you confirm?

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>Nerd: come back from going for fresh air again

>>10394829
What are the chances they know already? Expect less construction equipment and more plundering if this goes through.

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>>10395022
>I'm letting you off this time for the dubs.
>But Necrozma literally thinks its these people, expect to get decked by Blue if you push his ego too much.
>And... That would be die territory I think.


>Necrozma balls it's fist before dropping it.
I don't have time for a loser like you, loser.

>>10395092
Cut the act, dude! I'm champion Blue! What the hell is with you two?

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>>10395016
How can you confirm that?

>>10395118
Given that there's a lot of statues out in the open and if they want to build a megamall they'd have to flatten everything, I'd say this explains their plans a lot.
Looks like it's up to the crazy loner that lives in the frozen land to defend it from assholes if this bill goes through.

>>10395150
>Load genjimain.zma

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>>10395092
>Silver: Is too busy being made of salt to respond

>>10395150
(Oh yeah no, I was waiting for Silver to get shoved through a wall or something.)
Hey! Necwhatever! Load literally anything else. Literally anything. I'll take anything that isn't this.

>>10395092
>>10395159
sinjohs pretty big!
lets seeeeeeeeeee!!
which place is quincy innnn....!
pew bweeeeeooooooooooo... weeb spotted!!!!!!!

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>>10395150
"And I'm Champion Sun! Anyway um.... Maybe check out a mirror?"
>>10395176
"Aaaaaaaannyything else?? Gee Silver, that sounds like a bad idea... What if he loads me? Or you dad? Or....."
>Sun continues rambling off the various bad ideas Nec could load for another minute or so before stopping
"... those could all suck! Or be really funny! I dunno!"
>>10395182
Are you a bird or something??

>>10395150
>Install Gladion.zma

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>>10395182
How are you seeing me through a wall, there's not even any windows.

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>>10395171
>>10395286
(UHHHHHHHHH)
>>10395176
>>10395261
>Loading...
>Gu,zma loaded
Yo.
...Who the fuck is your girlfriend, kid?

>>10395261
the best bird!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10395302
DEADLY LASERS!!!!!!
PEW PEW PEW PSHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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>>10395343
You say they're deadly and yet I'm still here.

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>>10395261
>Silver has to pause for a few seconds before he's able to respond with anything that isn't growling at nothing in particular
Everything about Alola is terrible.

>>10395324
>Silver: Does not realize he looks like a grill
>Clearly the rock thing is talking about Sun
Who the fuck are you supposed to be now?

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>>10395324
"Huh..?"
>It takes a full minute for Sun to understand
"Ooooh!! Silver?? Silver's a guy! Don't worry, I got confused, too! I blame the hair, it's really pretty!"
>>10395368
>Sun clasps a hand over his chest, feigning injuring
"Awwww, that's not true! The food is really good!"

>>10395343
>Shit, fuck, reply memes
Ohhhhh, what kinda bird???
A Pidgey??
A Rowlet??
Falkner??

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>>10395368
Guzma, can't you recognize me, dude?
>>10395391
The, uh-
>Whoops, too many personalities at once.
>Necrozma grabs it's head and doubles over onto the floor.

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>>10395159
Good luck, man.

>>10395343
What
Just what

>>10395361
PEW PEW!!!!
PCHOOOOOOOOOO!
okay they aren't its xrays!!!!!
still kinda deadly!
>>10395399
FALKNER!
IT IS I!!!!!!!
ROOSTER OF SPACE
WRRRRRRRRRRY!!!
>>10395437
CAW!!!!

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>>10395391
I AM NOT PRETTY.
And the stupid donut things are gross.

>>10395429
I don't even know what tha-
>clunk
>rock down, rock down!
...Sun, I broke the stupid rock.
>Silver is used to causing pain, not fixing it
>Uh... throw a poffin at the talking DID crystal?

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I HEARD SOMEONE SAY SPACE CHICKENS GIMME

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>>10395437
If I had good luck the bill wouldn't even exist let alone be on the verge of passing.
If Lance is still around can we get some details on exactly what they're trying to do with this bill? Are there any other crazy bills we should know about?

>>10395445
Wow, it's like a child, that's some strange A.I.

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>>10395445
Are you a Porygon, perhaps one with a faulty AI?

>>10395471
Pretty much expect any bill coming from Kanto being this crazy now.

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>>10395453
"If you don't want people to think your hair is pretty why do you keep it really long and stuff....?"
>The poor boy is genuinely confused at this, squinting at Silver's hair and tilting his head
".... you just have bad taste in food."
>The last part is mumbled, Sun turning and kneeling next to Necrozma
>>10395429
"Nec?? Are you okay...?? Can you um.... Tell us how to help you out??"
>He reaches out to pat the rock but hesitates halfway there, drawing his hand back
>>10395445
Is "wrryyy" a rooster sound???
That's cool!!
I gotta see if Tapu Koko will do it!

>>10395458
CAW!!!!
>>10395471
nope!!!!!
human!
with skin!!!
>>10395506
noooooooooooooooooooo!!
>>10395517
it is!!!!
WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!
I REJECT MY HUMANITY!!!!!!!

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>>10395523
Majestic!

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>>10395453
>>10395517
>The voice flips between several different ones, Silver, Sun, Moon and Blue.
"I don't wanna I don't-"
>Roll to see if he can get it together himself.
>Odds are okay and dubfails are bad.

>>10395555
>QUADFAIL.
>Necrozma lets out a silent shriek before covering it's face and sobbing.
"Stop the voices please."

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>>10395506
I'd still like to know details if I can get them, if they're planning on annexing SINJOH of all places, what next, making pokephillia illegal again and punishable by death? Forcing literally every child at age five to do the gym challenge alone or something?

>>10395523
How can you see me if you're human? Humans don't have x-rays nor can they just look wherever in the world they want.

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>>10395517
You have bad taste in everything. Except hair apparently.

>>10395555
...Do we take it to a pokecenter or a geologist?

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>>10395555
>>10395571
>Flipping through voices like someone flips through channels?
>And then breaking down crying?
>This spooks the Sun, who shuffles back ever so slightly
"H-hey? Nec? We can do that! W-we uh... Just need to know how!"
>>10395576
"And Pokemon, otherwise I wouldn't be able to beat you!"
>He frowns, drumming his fingers along his chin
"... dunno. I guess we can take him to a bunch of different places?"
>>10395523
How do you have humanity if you're a bird, silly!

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>>10395576
>>10395666
>The rock pulls itself together enough to pull its hands from its eyes.
>The arms are hugged to its chest as it rocks back and forth on its side.
>It's voice comes out in a higher pitch anxiety filled version of Sun's own.
"Don't make me do the voices. I don't like the voices, I don't like to do the voices. Please don't make me do the voices."

>>10395534
thank you!!!
scraw!
>>10395573
isn't pokephilia illegal still?
i dunno, i don't pay attention.
im like, a hermit!
oh oh! I have special eyes!
>>10395666
...!
SCRAW!
human bird.

>>10395746
>install necro.zma
>delete all other .zma files

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>>10395523
What in the actual fuck are you

>>10395573
Daily psychic scans to check for Rocket members, removing what little rights pokemon have, maybe outright annex Sinnoh and Hoenn? All the above?
This is fucking crazy, there's more to this than just "Kantonians wanting this to preserve traditions"
...I swear to fuck, if this ends in a war between Unova and it's associated regions versus the Kanto block...

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>>10395666
>Silver: is too busy checking those 6's to be mad
>Also becoming slightly worried about the DID Rock evolving into Schizophrenic Gem
>Like OOC, I had a friend with schizophrenia and hooooly fuck when she went full on breakdown mode with the FSI that shit was scary, so I'm using her as my reference point for how bad this rock is freaking out
Like what? Fucks sake, you can't come up with anything better than throw it at anyone we roll up on?

>>10395746
Uhh...
>this is the second time Asshole McChildpuncher has had to help someone deal with trauma in 24 hours
>You cannot imagine the amount of internal screaming going on right now
>actually maybe you can considering there's five or six people screaming in there
>nervous rock patting: engage
You uh... want us to get rid of the other guys?
>fuck it, maybe it works like a compute or something
>regedit out the mental disorders
>someone find me six porys and a metafug

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>>10395780
Pokephillia was legalized everywhere a few years ago if I recall.
Also you're not fooling anyone, I don't think. You're either a human child using a lot of very fancy machines, or a pokemon.

>>10395804
Orre might succeed and join the Kanto bloc from what I've heard of that place.
Kanto and Johto have gone to shit, I think we need to elect new officials that aren't fucking insane, but unfortunately my voting power has been revoked until I beat up eight gyms! Fun times!

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>>10395780
So like... A harpy???
Or do you have like... A bird head on a human body??
>>10395746
"Do you mean the .zma switching stuff?? Because we can uh... We can stop!"
>Hearing your own voice is spooky, holy shit
>>10395838
"My other idea was to take it to a bunch of science people but um... I don't know if they'd give it back!"

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>>10395780
1) Pokephilia is legal pretty much everywhere but the most backwards towns in Kanto
2) Stop this nonsense please

>>10395876
Of course the hellish sandpit full of nothing but criminal gangs would feel kinship with Kanto.
Bomb them preemptively, nothing of value would be lost.

I really hope Sinnoh and Hoenn don't get dragged down in their insanity.

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>>10395797
>7
>Bad job, Anon, you're gonna need a pro.
>Nec clutches it's head again.
"Please-please-please. I don't want to go away again."
>>10395838
>Hands aren't off the head yet.
>Necrozma nods.
"Please, please."
>>10395975
>The voice calms down slightly, coming down to something more like Sun's normal speaking voice.
"Yes, please. I don't-I don't like going away. Please."

>>10395876
welp!
nope not a child!!!
>>10395975
yep!
chirp!
harpy!!!
>>10395988
whyyyyyyyy!
i can see your hotel room from here!

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>>10395975
Does this dump not have a professor? Frontier brain? Research institude? Anyone that isn't an asshole with stupid donuts? I'd take a Whitney and her obese cow at this point.

>>10396033
Fuckin'...
>attempt to pat rock
Alright. Pull it together.

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>>10395988
I get the feeling they'll be joining Kanto and Johto in the crazy pretty soon.

>>10396094
Pokemon, got it.

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>>10396094
Are you a pretty bird though???
>>10396033
"Going away...?"
>>10396112
"We do have professors but uh... Kukui and Burnett don't research this stuff! There's also Aether but um... I don't know if Faba will give Nec back if we let him work on him..."

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>>10396112
>Necrozma stands back up, shivering.
"I'm sorry. You don't hate me, do you? I'm still strong."

>>10396137
>The voice turns back to something more robotic, a slight twinge of anxiety can be heard as he speaks.
"Going away, they take over and I don't remember what happens. I don't like it."

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>>10396137
Will he give it back if I break his knees?

>>10396198
I hate everything equally. And you're not trying to murder me, so you're already better than the other rock thing.

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>>10396124
Welp, so much for just trade deals.

>>10396094
Aaaaaaaaafuck!
>Curtains: hastily closed
>Lights: out
>Engage narcoing

>>10396124
noooooooooo!!!
noooooooo!
>>10396137
yes!!!
>>10396331
night robot man!

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>>10396355
Well if you're not a child and you're not a pokemon you must be an adult, but unless you have a mental disability you don't talk like an adult.
So how about you cut the fucking crap and give us a straight answer.

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>>10396198
"Oh.... That sounds bad..."
>Understatement of the year award goes to the awkward solar child, who is currently patting the leg of the slightly more stable Necrozma
"So... How do we delete the things?"
>>10396219
"... maybe? I mean... yeah, probably!"
>Resisting the urge to point out that Silver hates Rocket a lot more than everything else takes serious willpower on Sun's part... The boy almost slips up, opening his mouth and starting the word "But" before cutting himself off.
>>10396355
Oh, oh! Do you have fabulous, flowing hair??
Like... Purple or something???

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>>10396387
HAHA! im a telescope.
ya donk.
>>10396390
i should get hair!

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>>10396418
Finally, some honesty.

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>>10396219
"...Thank you."
>The colorful gems on its face light up brightly.
>>10396390
>Anxiety Elemental gem pats Sun back, lightly, pls no kill friends.
"You'll need the administrator codes. I think those are on the hill."

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>Silver: Knows nothing about therapy, computer reapair, or stoneworking
>Uhh... check the internet?
par. traumatized gay rock wat do.

>>10396390
Alright perfect. So he fixes the rock thing and if he starts shit I turn him into a vegetable. Not like it's the first time I've committed a felony in a lab.

>>10396470
The 20 carrot hill or whatever? Fine, how do I get there?

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>>10396484
>The young champion gives Silver a puzzled look
"Wha....?"
>>10396470
"The hill? Alright! Can you um... Teleport us there?"
>>10396418
(Friendly reminder that you're fine and to ignore the shitposter)
Awwww, so you aren't a harpy??
I mean... telescope is cool too but...
Telescopes can't fly!

>>10396464
>>10396597
(um i guess im gonna go since i caused a fight??? sorry?? idk ill probably come back later oops, sorry. a friend said i should try it out but,,,, oops.)

>>10396633
(There's no fight dude just some guy sayin some dumb nonsense. You're fine.)

>>10396633
(No no, you're fine, you didn't cause a fight or anything. We were meme'ing each other, yeah, but there wasn't an actual fight. There's nothing to apologize, man)

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>>10396484
SILVER, SON OF GIOVANNI, YOU ARE NO LONGER A CITIZEN OF JOHTO ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 15.2 OF THE ROCKET DISMANTLEMENT ACT: "ALL PERSONS ASSOCIATED WITH 'TEAM ROCKET' AT ANY POINT IN TIME ARE TO HAVE THEIR CITIZENSHIP AND ANY RIGHTS ASSOCIATED WITH THAT CITIZENSHIP REVOKED."

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>>10396484
>>10396597
"Um.."
>Teleport time.
>Rollin' for accuracy.

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>>10396633
(No, you're fine. It's just one guy being a shithead, sorry. We've got a lot of shitposters)

>>10396597
What? If he tries to kidnap the talking rock I'll kick his ass.

>>10396713
...Thanks for telling me shit I already knew. Remind me to kick the shit out of your rat again next time I'm in town.

>>10396731
...Where the fuck are we?

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>>10396731
>1
>They get dropped somewhere in the middle of Route 1
"Close enough!"
>>10396739
"No I meant.... Nevermind um... Let's just find the code thingy!"
>For the second time Sun grabs onto Silver, dragging as he rushes off towards Ten Carat Hill

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>>10396739
>>10396851
"Yeah, um, coming."
>Why don't I get tugged, what's wrong with me.
>Sad rocc noises.
>Follow the Sunilver.