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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXV
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXXV
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
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Booce
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Lenny
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Hachikuji Mayoi
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>>10389189
Sun Eater
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Reigen Arataka
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Mikun
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Albert Wesker
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![[01].png](https://i.imgur.com/HRFphD3.png "[01]")
Ridley
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Ava
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>>10389189
Rika
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>>10389189
Neopolitan
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Sketchbook
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Araragi Koyomi
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Craig
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>>10389189
Kappa Mikey
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>>10389189
Kumagawa
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Nana
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Aubrey
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>>10389189
Ruri Gokou
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RAGE SAIYAN HOMER
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JUICE
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Tony the Clock
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MatPat
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>>10389189
Blueberry Sans
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Damon Gant
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Doom Doom
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Robbie Rotten.
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Elias Ainsworth
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C.C.
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Memoca
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Kumiko Oumae
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>>10389189
Ken-oh
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Stu
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Takanashi Rikka
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Dizzy Flores
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>>10389189
I
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>>10389243
Derki
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>>10389189
Ketchup Man
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perro caca
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>>10389189
Marie Korbel
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Swedish Chef
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Froze
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>>10389189
Clint Eastwood
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>>10389189
Taichi Hiraga-Keaton
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>>10389178
>>10389180
>>10389202
>>10389203
You guys suck, hard.
I'd never want to host for such a terrible spoiled crowd.
>>10389189
Seth Riggins
Have fun dealing with Full Sail tonight, pal.
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Duck Guy
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>>10389189
Ancap
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>>10389189
Ghiaccio
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Shrosh
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>tfw can't think of an ava to rp as so I can't enter in time
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Eleven X-Ray
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>>10389189
The Prisoner
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>>10389271
Hey Seth, Do you mind if I add you on discord?
I want to ask you something.
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>>10389266
Are you staying?
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Sportaflop
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Deku
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Papa Stalin
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>>10389291
Devil #5294
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?
>>10389294
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test
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>>10389320
H...Hello.. Is there something- ehm.. Something you need..?
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>>10389320
Hi.
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WELCOME BACK YET AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TOOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEEE GAUNTLEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
How's your summer treating you? Good? Hot, of course, because it's Summer, hah ah. BUT, things are really going to be heating up soon when 47 of you fall, and only ONE winner emerges victorious!
As per protocol, I have to let you all have five minutes to swap yourself out for some other late tribute or correct your name, which there are none. I guarantee it.
>>10389271
Ah, it'll be easy. Easier than dealing with my ex-wife, of course!
>Hits laugh track button.
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I miss very fast dog.
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>>10389248
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/39/f1/39f1fc9d2ede87c276ff560c91975769.jpg?6154768
>>10389331
http://www.logospike.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/B_Logo_07.png
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>>10389248
>kiss
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>>10389320
Hello. Did you need something?
>>10389338
This should be interesting. Let us begin at once.
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>>10389338
Swap me with >>10389272 please
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>>10389338
I accept this challenge.
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>>10389338
All looks well and good to me. So, tally-ho!
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>>10389338
Ready!
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>>10389338
Darn, was looking foward to playing, but seems other things have gotten in the way. She looks ready to go, mind giving my spot to her?
>>10389241
>>10389282
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>>10389338
May the best win!
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>>10389229
>>10389304
>>10389338
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>>10389320
>Waves back
>>10389342
Thank you, little one.
>>10389348
>Presses palm against it
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>>10389338
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qXjdofQuBT4
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>>10389338
Looks good, Proceed host.
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>>10389320
Hey, what's up? I'm just trying on my new shades, pretty cool.
>>10389338
Might as well just skip to the winner slide. I've already won, we all know that.
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>>10389338
Looks good from here. Best of luck, everyone!
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>>10389225
By God's name, Sketchbook, look at the time! It's near the hour, we're gonna be late, we must catch our show!
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>>10389376
udabes
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>>10389338
I sense very strong foes amongst us. But never fear comrades, for my power is too mighty to fail!
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>>10389357
>swapping for yourself
why
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>>10389375
Ah! No!
I appreciate it but already have a filler entry in
>>10389338
Don't do this Gorey. I'd have two in
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>>10389378
Oh hey! Thanks a bunch, I'll make the best of it.
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>>10389320
>Neo narrows her eyes before throwing on a pair of shades.
>She has a look that says "I'm about to make columbine look like a fucking joke."
>>10389338
>The above also applies here.
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>>10389338
>The prisoner decides to take a shower since he missed the game
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>>10389426
I want to swap you in now.
Damn it.
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>>10389378
>>10389417
>swapping for yourself
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>>10389410
I just noticed the Sketchbook
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>>10389437
Its baron. Dont
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*the Chef was anxious, sure he gunned down some chickens and other animals in his cooking years, but he is about to be up against the ultimate predator: Humans*
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>>10389392
Oh, must we rush to these things? Creativity takes quite a bit of time, and if rushed, the product will never be as perfect as one that was placed under lots of care and tedious work!
>Sketchbook winks at Tony, before sitting up.
>>10389272
Could it be? Why, it is! My student, my uncreatively-colored student! What a wonderful surprise! How has the art industry been treating you?
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>finally find an ava to use
>its too late
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>smokes a fatty
>blows the smoke in the poster below's face
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Who avafags Kumagawa?
I think I heard it was an oldfag but I don't remember which.
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>>10389460
blow me
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>>10389338
Hello everyone, and welcome to HG Theory, where we look in depth at every character's personalities and decipher the hidden truths behind them.
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>>10389448
>It's baron.
So? I don't care.
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>>10389320
Why do you ignore me.
I know you're doing it on purpose.
Little piece of shit.
>>10389338
BEST
SPOT
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>>10389411
Well, is that so.
If that's the case, looks like I'll be attending those matters another time, because now, it's time to show all the folks watching at home what the Chief of Police is capable of!
>>10389338
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>>10389357
Y'know, just between you and me, he kinda freaks me out, but since you requested it...accepted.
>>10389375
Of course, sir! She's in! Accepted!
>>10389378
One bright-eyed wide-eyed boy for another, eh? Hah hah hah...yeah, accepted.
>>10389397
(...Hey, is that guy one of them...what do you mean I can't say that word? It's what he is, sin't he?! Bleah. Wait, what about the time? Oh, sh-)
A-Accepted!
>>10389411
Denied, is it? Alright, then! Mr. Gant is back in!
We'll begin right after THIS word from our sponsors!
>An advertisement for "/co/de Depot" plays in the meanwhile.
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>>10389189
Marisa Kirisame!!!
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>>10389489
holy shittt this commentary is hilarious xD
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>>10389470
Everyone is Mozart
Sans is the Zodiac Killer
Bilbo Baggins was Tolkein looking into the future and writing about a fictional character he saw: Mario
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>>10389489
>>10389241
>>10389498
>AAAAAAAAAA
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>>10389498
Aw crap. They promised good reliable speed but that was just a lie!
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>>10389465
No one special
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>>10389488
Run em down Chief. They don't stand a chance.
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>>10389489
>what do you mean I can't say that word
JEW
IT'S JEW
JUST LOOK AT HIS NOSE
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>>10389465
its not the same one
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>>10389520
every1 is special in their own way anon
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>>10389549
It's Martin.
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>>10389509
summerfag leave
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>>10389572
Name 1 (one) summerfag we've actually gotten
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>>10389516
I think it's too late for me so I'll just sit over there or something. Thank you though. Really!
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>>10389455
But, Sketchbook, don't you see? Without a proper schedule, the whole darn' thing would certainly fall apart! The effort counts, yes indeed!; Though you must never be caught late, or your performance would suffer, suffer! And if it suffers, where will all that tedious work go? Right into the gutter!
>Tony picks Sketchbook up, sighing.
...So, don't you see, dear Sketchbook? The time matters, just as much as plain crea-tivity does!
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Summerfags are a myth desu
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>>10389579
Ridley
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>>10389455
>>10389585
>it's a tricky and booce circlejerk episode
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>>10389455
I don't like making art any more. I just want to go home!
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>>10389558
No, Martin is Stu
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Who /winterfag/ here
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>>10389602
yo.
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>>10389587
This.
Schoolkids do not magically stop using their computers during the school year
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>>10389592
ridleys been around for a long time desu
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>>10389601
>nufag opinions
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>not being a springfag
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*the Chef decides to socialize with the others, it could save him in the game, some were objects, animals, skeletons, and just regular people, he thinks its very weird.*
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>>10389612
Anon I don't think you know what the definition of an opinion is
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>>10389516
(Wait the hell do you mean we have a last-minute swap?! I had a deadline! ...The network overrode it to draw more viewers? Something about "anime girls being popular?" Slimy snakes, all of 'em...)
OH, HERE WE GO, FOLKS! THEEEE BLOODBATH!
It's a Matt versus a Mike! Which name will prove superior today?!
Well, I didn't have to be creeped out for long, I guess. That's a relief!
Alberta Wesker? Sure, why not? There's probably a version of that out there, anyways, if those cat pictures are any indication of what the Internet can do.
That paper is strong, folks!
Yes, he's neither of those because he's a satellite. I shouldn't have to state the obvious.
That, uh, picture is quite depressing when you take into account what's unfolding in the real world.
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>>10389498
Marisa, you idiot.
>>10389602
>Join or born?
>>10389644
Which one of you bastards decided to sic that on me, huh!? I'll kick your ass harder than it kicked mine!
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>>10389644
Great... Powerful...? I think you must be... Referring to someone else, that's... I'm neither of those things..
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>>10389585
Maybe you're right...Time and creativity DO have a hand-in-hand together. After all, in the industry, deadlines must ALWAYS be met! Now, how about you and I educate a returning student in the ways of meeting deadlines?
>>10389599
Oh, don't you worry! Whatever job you might have now, you must always keep in mind the importance of being on time! Work may be hard, but not to fear, if you handle the fire right, you won't get charred!
>>10389596
but why do you care? rp with me if you wanna, anybody can rp with anyone at any time, it's just being able to approach someone and start interaction
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>>10389639
Hey I hope you don't mind that I took a few of your mushrooms. They were just sitting there so I thought I would just take them.
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>>10389639
you are too pure to be in a place like this. run while you still can.
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>>10389644
>Fuck RPing then. I'll go to bed.
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>tfw born in the summer
>tfw summerfag irl
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>>10389644
>Sketchbook flexes its noodly arms, trying to show as much muscle definition as yarn could allow.
What do questions matter when there's so much more to focus on? Such as, the strength of the creative mind!
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>>10389644
Had a bit trouble, but I'm ready.
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>>10389644
>The newly female researcher's eyes glow red behind her sunglasses as she shakes, barely holding back her rage.
For your sake, this had better be a temporary malfunction.
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>She doesnt want anyone to let it go. She love the attention.
Exactly what a blind person who knew nothing about my girl would say. I didn't know you liked making little girls cry, but, knowing how you legit just said she loved the attention when I know how terrible she had been feeling that night and how she couldn't restrain herself just makes me think you truly don't know what you're talking about.
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>>10389699
xdDDDD
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>She doesnt want anyone to let it go. She love the attention.
Exactly what a blind person who knew nothing about my girl would say. I didn't know you liked making little girls cry, but, knowing how you legit just said she loved the attention when I know how terrible she had been feeling that night and how she couldn't restrain herself just makes me think you truly don't know what you're talking about.
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>>10389599
No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! There's a time for running along home, but dare it be now! Please, won't you sit down, and enjoy the treat? There's paintings and sculptures to do, and so much more! Why, if you were to even put in the time to make everything right, maybe you could even become, oh, something more! A professional artist, don't you see? Is that not the future you so need?
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>>10389644
Mister Rollins, I think we may have picked a less than dangerous target.
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>>10389644
Oh hey I made it in! I'll have to thank that guy properly later but for right now I got a whole lotta people I can't let down!
>>10389657
What? It's not entirely my fault this time.
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>>10389665
*He allows the girl to have some mushrooms, she seemed nice enough.*
>>10389677
*The Chef is flattered and scared at the same time."
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>>10389644
Oh shut up, I don't care if it's my birthday.
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>She doesnt want anyone to let it go. She loves the attention.
Exactly what a blind person who knew nothing about my girl would say. I didn't know you liked making little girls cry, but, knowing how you legit just said she loved the attention when I know how terrible she had been feeling that night and how she couldn't restrain herself just makes me think you truly don't know what you're talking about.
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>>10389644
I don't want Nana this birthday business. I'm outta here!
>The skeleton dives through a window and sprints away from the scene.
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>>10389644
>Clever and cunning masterminds like Neopolitan.
>The ice cream girl fans herself at the compliment before grinning wildly.
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>>10389734
Oh you better fucking run, you wuss!
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>>10389644
Oh, nothing but strength! Time is a essence, a strong one, at that! It's no bamboozling puzzle that I've been named the muscle, when all is to go, time will still remain in a hustle! It crowns over all, and without our due time, there'd be no place to rot!
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>>10389644
This place is unnatural. I've always been fond of clean spaces myself, but not to this degree.
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What did happen this time?
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Really? Why would you ever trust a little girl to do that? You're either stupid or brave.
Brownie, just what has gotten into you?! You're never like that!
The judges like bad boys, what can I say?
Seth never told anyone he was also into mixed martial arts alongside wrestling. Especially not Deku.
That's got to be easier when he's nothing but bones.
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>>10389771
What did English when good?
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>>10389777
...I'm not laughing or anything.
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*The Chef then notices a few puppets, one a clock, another a duck, and a notepad, he decides to go over to talk to them, mainly about his experience on the Muppet Show*
>>10389755
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>>10389777
Oh, forgive me, but being something made of paper makes it rather difficult to keep myself from being tossed about by the wind.
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>>10389660
I'm minutes ahead of you, it's true, you see? I'm glad you've listened to reason! Deadlines are important, important! Miss a deadline, and be shunned and forgotten. But bring a masterpiece with care early and proud, and you'll be cheered, hoorah! It's why our duo works so well, yesiree.
Now, let us enlighten our dear student, who was so kind enough to find time for us, with all the information to meeting one's deadline!
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>>10389777
What do you mean I'm committing murder..? That's... Ridiculous, no.. I'm just practicing for anatomy class.. This skeleton was just laying around..
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>>10389777
>As hard as he tries to suppress it, Wesker can't help but let out a small chuckle at the sight of the skeleton and sketchbook tangled with each other.
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>>10389714
Oh yeah, sure. What'd you do this time, get lost shroom-picking?
>>10389777
...Why're the stickers peeling away?
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>>10389777
("Why am I enjoying this so much...")
>She stops banging the side of the bucket before the girl gets angry.
Sorry, that was very childish of me.
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>>10389777
WHAT DID I JUST STEP IN, YOU-[REDACTED BY SPONSORING PARTNER]
>>10389834
A-anon, please don't be so forward...
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>>10389777
Hmm... I don't want to seem rude, so perhaps I shouldn't meddle with someone else's affairs.
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>>10389834
Stop it.
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![[81].png](https://i.imgur.com/wrYhLIc.png "[81]")
>>10389777
Ah, just another day in the arena nevertheless, it seems that my search for odd-jobs have led me to this very location for now. Oh joy.
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>>10389815
It's only murder if you kill a person. Skellingtons aren't people.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A CERTAIN *SOMEONE* IS ALREADY GUNNING FOR THAT ELUSIVE THIRD VICTORY! Will he be only the second tribute to reach that milestone after Inkling? Probably not, honestly.
Hey, don't blame her. She's dizzy.
Good Christ, Brownie, this is not like you at all. Did your circuits get fried on the upload in?
You you give two damns about politics.
I gets his revenge on the Swedish's Chef immature prank, with a little help from a certain Kingslayer!
The final evolution for everyone in "HG" is apparently an "anime girl," from what the network tells me. (A bunch of fucking gibberish, it's all just-)
>Hits laugh track again.
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>>10389811
*The Chef tells the other puppets to help him, saying that we should stick together, a puppet is not strong enough to win alone.*
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>>10389834
>kicks your ass
>three times for every kissu
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>>10389834
>punchu
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Why is Tricky getting shitposted again? She didn't do anything.
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>>10389745
>The skeleton immediately dives back through the window to confront the angry Nana.
Excuse me, what the frick did you just call me?
>>10389777
>Due to the lack of any flesh, the stop sign initially goes through the gap in the skeleton's bones as Suneater tries to impale him.
Ha, you're an idiot. Y-
>Suneater then slides the stop sign out of the skeleton's stomach area and uses it to slice through his bony arms, smashing through the shoulder joint to break his arms off.
Okay, I guess that's a little bit more d-
>The skeleton stops talking at the stop sign cuts through his cranium and immediately collapses into a pile of bones, dead.
>>10389815
It's people like you that make me SICK. I'm more than just some dumbass science project, I'm a walking, talking skeleton! And I have feelings, you know. Right now I feel pretty pissed off, for instance.
>>10389875
Says who?
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>>10389834
>Neo responds to the kissu with another large smile, and a slow draw of her blade.
>She seems excited... But not for the right reasons.
>
>>10389777
>Neo quickly regrets this choice in armor.
>>10389878
>The ice cream girl attempts to escape this nuisance by hopping into a truck.
>In her haste, she forgot to remove the bucket...
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>>10389777
Now it's time to judge, and see who'll come out above! Let's gather our contestants, and praise those that've done good with a rewarding future, while we bombard the stragglers with poor payment and a scowl!
>>10389800
Ah, another guest? Would you perhaps be a guest, a student, or just a spectator? What time do you request from us, what looks to be a chef?
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>>10389719
Thanks! I knew you would understand. So are you a chef or something? You got the right set up for one.
>>10389843
Well you see...I kinda got distracted and then I lost track of time then I tried to barge in then some mysterious force wouldn't let me in!
>>10389878
Did I hear something about a gift?!
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>>10389878
I guess everyone can make a fool of themselves sometimes.
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>>10389906
Says me you non-human skellyboner filth.
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>>10389878
Come on you stupid card, send the information faster...
>>10389906
You heard me you wuss, you stupid empty headed no-skin and bones!
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>>10389834
E-excuse me... Please don't do that.
>>10389878
Oddly enough, one wouldn't think that such a device would be able to think, let alone feel emotions such as fear.
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>>10389880
>>10389898
>>10389913
>Gets fucking rekt
>Still worth
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>>10389906
You were alive..? I.. Wasn't aware... I had homework that I had to..
...S..Sorry..
>>10389878
I can't even gather fruit properly.. You shouldn't have partnered with me, I'll do nothing but let you down, I knew it...
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>>10389901
>Posted cp
>Finger-sucking rp
uhuh
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![[08].png](https://i.imgur.com/vyInVxO.png "[08]")
>>10389878
What a terrible turn of events, it seems I'm now two big for this arena. NO SERIOUSLY I'VE BEEN CUT INTO TWO PIECES, OH THE HORROR.
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>>10389915
*The Chef says that it doesn't matter who he is the point being if they worked together in a tribe, then there may be a chance at winning, the battlefield is too dangerous after all*
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>>10389878
I've never been one for sweets but I can assure you that ketchup flavored ice cream not only doesn't exist, but you are objectively wrong for liking it.
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>>10389901
>She doesnt want anyone to let it go. She loves the attention.
Exactly what a blind person who knew nothing about my girl would say. I didn't know you liked making little girls cry, but, knowing how you legit just said she loved the attention when I know how terrible she had been feeling that night and how she couldn't restrain herself just makes me think you truly don't know what you're talking about.
>>
Stu's really gunning for the ultimate target here, but not in the way you'd think.
THE RAGE POWERS HIM TO SMASH THAT WORLD RECORD!
Rika's ready for some burgers and hot dogs. I know I am.
HE. IS. NUMBER. ONE!
Well, I mean...it did say there *was* pornography of him out there. I don't condone that vice, though. Never have, never will.
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>>10389971
We are Number One indeed.
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>>10389971
(Alright... I'm finally gonna talk to her. I think teaming up with someone like her will be beneficial to us both, and I'd like to make it up to her, for getting her killed that once... Alright! I'll do it! You can do it! Now to j-)
What're y-..?!
>Pained screaming
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>>10389878
You ever disrespect me like that again and it'll be in your eye.
(Oh sprockets, Majima-san's starting to rub off on me.)
>>10389971
Please Mister Chef, you're the only person I know who can cook and I need someone to teach me!
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>>10389926
You don't even have a face. Why do you think you're entitled to an opinion? You're not, by the way. Says me.
>>10389928
Oi! I'm not scared of celebrating some frickin' brats shitty birthday, you stinky thin-skinned sack of rotten meat! I just didn't want to attend because I'm sure it'd suck.
>>10389941
This could be prevented if more people knew the difference between FAKE BONES and REAL BONES. FAKE BONES are clearly plastic and made as a decoration for lab rooms at high schools or making a house spooky on Halloween. REAL BONES, such as myself, are clearly made out of, uhh, ahm...whatever bones are made out of. Know the difference!
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stop ruining elias' skull reeeeeeeeeeee
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>>10389834
Hey what was that for?
>>10389971
Talk about a crazy night. And my head hurts too. Huh? Hey where's my tooth go?! AND WHY IS THERE A TIGER IN HERE?!
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>>10389939
>Neo approaches the defeated body.
>She didn't even get to stab him yet.
>With a nod, she changes that.
>Just once. In the foot.
>>10389971
>Neo leans side to side, apparently humming a song to herself as she flicks the fishing rod.
>Unaware may not be the right word in this instance.
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>>10389878
Vis temper! RAAAGH!
...Dammit, strength magic is too satisfying.
>>10389916
Hah! So I was right, wasn't I?
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oh crap I'm late for the game
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>>10390003
>Tamaki, his nose firmly pressed against the opposite wall in shame, only nods at the lecture.
...I'll be more careful next time.. I didn't know skeletons were capable of walking.. Or talking... It was my mistake.. Please don't yell at me...
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>>10390040
You gotta work on that speed.
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"Now, look at these, clothes, that I just found!" Anyways, take a look at her before the network censors h-oh, *bleep* dammit!
Does this mean that JUICE turns himself on? I really don't know, honestly. I'm not going to think about it too hard, though.
But she did pull a rabbit out of that hat! Technically!
Have fun figuring that out, Mayoi. (Did I pronounce it right? Those damned Japs, man...)
HE WANTS IT. HE REALLY WANTS IT.
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>>10390048
>The vinegar stings Tamaki's inner-cheek wound as soon as it makes contact, leaving him rolling around on the floor, screaming bloody murder. Great job.
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>>10390048
>Neo doesn't do a naked walk of shame.
>She still has her boots.
>She does a strut of pride.
>Webm related?
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>>10390043
Okay, I'll forgive you. But just this once! Typically I'd shoot somebody for displaying such ignorance but I've misplaced my gun...
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>>10389971
SOMEONE IS DYING TODAY!
>>10390003
Oh shut up, I hate you cowards, and I hate birthdays, what's THE POINT OF MAKING A STUPID PARTY WITH A LOUSY CAKE!
>>10390040
Yeah you are late, hair-do.
>>10390048
...
I mean that is a rabbit, but what the fuck!?
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>>10389811
You're certainly wise, friend. Must be the toll time has on the brain, though, in your case, the battery!
>She looks around for the student, but sees not a soul left around.
Hmm...Where did he go? Did he ascend into art-godlyhood without us?
>>10389879
Hello, friend! You appear to be a chef of exquisite proportions! Why, yes...It takes a lot of creativity to be able to dish out delectable meals like none other! We'll help you as best as we can.
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>>10390048
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>>10390021
>fucking dies to best
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>>10389971
I'm not entirely sure what lead me to do this. Has my mind finally begun succumbing to the Skull Heart? Or is the madness of this place too much to bear?
>>10390048
Perhaps my second guess is the correct one.
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>>10390048
Mister Arataka, why....
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>>10390036
Well.
Maybe just a little bit. But I swear it wasn't entirely my fault!
>>10390048
Now you get to see some real magic! Look at this rabbit here! And now for my next trick I'll pull someth- HOLY CRACKERS!
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>>10390100
Kill yourself weeb
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>>10390079
*The Chef is pleased to hear this, he decides to make a Duck a la king for their cooperation, but there is one problem, the only duck here is the green one.*
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>>10390076
Wait, so you agree that birthday parties suck? Then surely you understand why I'd jump the window, right? I don't wanna touch that shit, I just wanna get the heck out of here.
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>>10390048
You look like you'd be hard pressed to remember your own name, let alone the security codes to anything. Just give up, stupid girl.
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>>10390075
Thank you.. I don't deserve it, though..
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OH MY GOOD STARS, FOLKS! THERE GO A FEW LIKELY WINNERS IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE! That hero school I've heard about really works!
Yes, we...we can all see it figured it out the hard way...(how come they don't censor that, but censor Neo's jugs?! This network is just-)
Your sunglasses won't help against the snow!
If anything, I'd believe she'd mistake Rika for herself, for an obvious reason.
All I hear is angry Swedish for some reason.
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>>10390104
>weeb
Where do you think we are?
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>>10390105
I think that duck already went to sleep.
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Stop sending me so many DMs you daft cunt I'm not answering them on purpose. Fucking hell. Stop being autistic and get a clue.
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>>10390119
Run, I'll hold it o-!
>Is immediately smashed
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>>10390125
Weebs?
Can't be anywhere *that* cool
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>>10390119
I...can't move at all. You win, doggy.
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>>10390069
>kissu
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>>10390048
>>10390070
>>10390083
Nice. Definitely can't show that on my show, but nice.
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>>10390116
Oh, so you agree that you should get shot? That's great! Do you want to help me find my gun so I can shoot you?
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>>10390119
*The Chef just cleaned that window*
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>>10390108
I thought you ran because you know what I do in my birthdays, kick anyone who shouts happy birthday in their ass.
>>10390119
WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT!
I HEARD THE ADVERTISEMENT, THEY SAID NO TEARS, I... I CAN SUE THEM...
I think...
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>>10390105
Hmm...Well, I don't intend to allow you to make a meal out of a student without having taught them a good lesson in cooking, so we'll have to look for substitutes. Hmm...There's plenty of meaty tributes around, I'm sure I wouldn't notice the taste difference between bird and person.
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>>10390119
>Neo ducks down, even though it's not necessary.
>When Homer looks back in her direction, she is no where to be seen.
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>>10390153
Hey Craig, I found your dog!
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>>10390048
>>10390102
.....
Okay. Marisa? I was going to poke fun at you for having terrible self-control, but this? Don't...don't ever summon anything ever again.
Ever.
>>10390119
Do I need to slap you to jog your memory or something? Because I'm not THAT afraid of touching people.
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>>10390119
Hey! How do you guys like me cool pet?
I just got 'em broke in and it's the best!
I mean how many people can say they have a giant bug for a pet? Besides the firefly of course.
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>>10390119
You're quite fortunate that I'll easily be able to heal from this.
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>>10390145
P...P-Personal space, please..! I'm not a fan of these pranks, I..I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that sort of thing...!
>>10390153
That's... A crime, so.. No, as a hero I'd have to arrest you, but... S..Speaking just metaphorically, it's fine... Nobody needs to get hurt..
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>>10390119
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!? I'M STARTING TO GET SICK OF THIS PLACE AND OF SEEING YOUR IDIOTIC FACES EVERY SINGLE DAY, YOU -
[REDACTED]
...
D-did I just say that? I-I'm sorry! I really am! I didn't mean it!
(Am I finally losing it?)
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>>10390169
*The Chef says it's a good idea, he aims to butcher homer for a Homer Por Qua*
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Don't do drugs, kids. These are all adults, so they can do them, but you can't!
The Rikas confront each other yet again, this time MUCH more violently!
Speaking of Rika, Marisa may enjoy ketchup even more than her! Astounding!
DOOM DOOM is entirely failing to live up to his name.
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>>10390201
>angry and pained screams
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>>10390201
>Depression takes hold.
>How did Neo not think of that?
>That idea is so good there's no way that wouldn't work!
>Obviously it does. Neo and Ruri become internet famous.
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*looks like the Chef dodged a bullet there*>>10390201
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>>10390165
Why the heck would you expect me to know that random tidbit of information? I had no idea. Besides, I don't even have an ass that can get kicked.
>>10390177
Hey, thanks! I know I said "$50 reward" but...haaaa. There isn't! Surprise!
>>10390188
As a hero? You really don't look like one, what with you pressing yourself up against the wall like that. I identify as a villain, so this puts us in a bit of a sticky situation, right?
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>>10390181
Someone put that in there! You know I can do entry level tricks like that with my eyes closed.
Someone was trying to frame me and you know it.
>>10390200
>>10389916
I think you missed me there.
>>10390201
>buys everything
Nah I think I'll just take everything I see instead.
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>>10390200
Wonderful, I believe that tribute will make a delicious, yellowy meal! Now, while you handle that, I'll handle getting the spices and herbs needed. What do you need?
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>>10390229
...Fuck you, but you are right.
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>>10390230
Cut it out Yukari!
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>>10390201
W-was that... myself? Could it be that the remainder of my sanity has left me already?
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I'm sad
but happy at the same time
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>>10390188
But your cute! Now present that boipucci.
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I summon the sophisto brothers f. Junko-Sama!!!
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>>10390201
Is that really the best you can do?
>Wesker scoffs
My my. Even when armed, human limitations are simply pathetic. When I take my rightful place as god of my new world, weaklings such as yourself will be the first to be culled.
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Test
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>>10390251
Are you me?
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Post favorite songs
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You are going to be in an absolute world of hurt sooner rather than later, Stu.
Double the ketchup for both Rika and Marisa? Why, who'd'athunk?! (Hey, how's that Heinz sponsorship coming along, anyways?)
That look of disgust on Robbie's face says it all, folks.
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>>10390229
I... Value my space, don't worry yourself with what I do, it's not worth it.. Ehm, well... If you're a villain, I guess I'm going to have to arrest you.. So... C...Come with me, please, so we don't have to fight.. I mean... This usually never works, but.. I figured I'd ask..
>>10390252
...?!?!?!
>Spits ink at
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>>10390233
*Since the meal is mainly fat-based, he would require a more vegetable like flavor, like thyme or chives, or even grounded red peppers*
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY as of late
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You are all lame, so lame you all piss me off, I'm gonna now, screw you stupids.
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>>10390269
http://www.colorkiddo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Big-Letter-A-Coloring-Page.jpg
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>>10390201
POW! Casa de Rika, now!
>>10390230
I was always the summoner out of the two of us, alright? Let me handle that. Besides, why bother summoning stuff when you can just put on a "little" light show?
...Wait. You know I know?
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>>10390251
Yeah
>>10390272
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7AKrGM0gHQY
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>>10390201
I'm only doing this to get tasty froyos later. But this takes too long.
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>>10390276
playing hard to get are we?
>Gropes
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>>10390255
>Your summoning spell fucked up and instead The Prisoner is summoned once more.
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>>10390275
Now time for something new, Love sign: Uh...name to be determined in the far future. Bit atleast it worked.
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Hello!
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>>10390314
>Dies forever
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>>10390272
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8YkS2D83Lc
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>>10390275
Aaaaah! I look ridiculous! I demand an explanation for this, you demented freak!
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dCsMbrrpc
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>>10390233
Why is Collin the Computer such an asshole?
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>>10390236
I am literally immune to ass-kicking. I guess that's your main method of attack, right? That means I am a 100% counter to you.
>>10390276
Of course it never works. Who the hell would take a wimpy, stuttering kid seriously? Not many people, that's who. I'm finding it a little hard to believe you right now.
>>10390283
Cya brat!
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Looks like he gave Ava the sweater off his back!
You know, you should be nicer to the dog since you saw what happened to him.
What superhero needs to rely on gadgets to do his superhero work?! ...Oh, right, Batman. N-Never mind, folks.
>>10390272
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ij3L7GhDw
>The greatest song ever made, and no one can convince me otherwise.
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>>10390321
Hey
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>>10390252
>>10390314
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
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>>10390344
Wow! Look at that chin! can I touch it?
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>>10390336
A...Ah.
>He takes a few large steps away from the talking skeleton and keeps his face firmly to the nearest wall, still shaking in his boots.
Then we'll have to fight, so.. Do you want time to prepare..? I guess.. I owe you a little bit of time for a fair fight... After accidentally killing you.. Sorry again..
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>>10390340
I'm done with milk. You two can go on and win. I don't care about the prizes anymore.
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>>10390340
The least she could've done is tell me why woukd she want a sandwich with so many bones in it...
>>10390321
Good evening. Umm... weren't you here already?
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>>10390362
Ugh...sure, go ahead.
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>>10390275
Show yourself!
>Eye glowing red, Wesker draws his pistol and begins firing at the hallucinations.
You can run or hide but I promise you, I WILL find you eventually.
>>10390340
While torture for torture's sake is gratuitous at best...
>Wesker activates the collar, smirking
... sometimes it's good to indulge a bit
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Robbie's sudden partnership with that dog is turning out to be...disturbing, to say the least.
I see very well why he's enraged now. I would be, too, if I was slowly being murdered.
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNe98k-pUk
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>>10390384
>>10390390
You two could be brothers separated at birth.
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>>10390383
Why no, unless I was having too much fun to remember, boy that is possible!
>>10390384
>she slaps her hand on the chin, rubbing it and scratching it
chinny chinnity chin!
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>>10390340
I don't think anyone's tolerant of it to that degree...
>>10390396
What am I supposed to be doing, speedrunning a video game? Of course I'm gonna save the damn animals, it's not like it's that much extra effort.
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBF2ig18Uhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgtckJL-fIQ
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The penguins here MAY be out for blood...BUT THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON THE WANTON DESTRUCTION CAUSED BY JUST ONE TRIBUTE AND JUST ONE AIRPLANE!
...with a bunch of bombs too, of course.
This poor mutt can't catch a break, can he?
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>>10390340
>Neo deals with the torture, she's been dealt worse...
>She quickly learns to stop trying to run, because that is what causes them to activate the collar.
>They'll come to regret this...
>>10390390
>Neo slowly raises her head, glaring daggers at the man.
>>10390396
>Neo's side of the argument is rather simple.
>Disagree with her, and get stabbed!
>Considering the other three don't know what she's saying, she spends most of her time just trying to introduce her knife to their livers.
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![[56].png](https://i.imgur.com/7AGITv5.png "[56]")
>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8XtdPyvvgs
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>>10390384
>>10390390
Huh...now that you mention it, he's got some style, got to admit.
>>10390414
Okay I think that's enough.
>Johnny stands upstraight as the girl continues to jump and reach for it
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>>10390432
Well, that was embarassing.
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>>10390414
That's strange. I could've sworn I heard your voice not long ago... and you sounded quite rude.
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>>10390432
>Neo smiles as fire lights up the skyline.
>Not only is she about to win in tic-tac-toe, but she knows Ruri has her back.
>
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IIIIIIIIIIT'S FEAST TIME, FOLKS! Let's go over there and see what is-!
HOLY-!
>The host actually shuts up for a moment, muting his microphone in total awe and terror at someone who, again, has just caused a massacre.
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>>10390396
*The Chef gets Homers remains and starts cooking, Notepad is no where to be seen, he decides to cook and wait to see if anyone else wanted to eat with him*
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>>10390368
I don't need much time to prepare. With just a thought I can activate my special power: STEEL BONES!
>A thick layer of steel grows over the skeleton's bones, enhancing his durability and strength greatly.
Aided by my calcium intake, by bones are empowered by the blessing of the Skeleton God! How can a hero best one who has been imbued with the strength of a God, I ask you? He can't!
>The skeleton chuckles, bones rattling and clanking together as his entire skeleton quivers in excitement.
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>>10390396
Truly fascinating. I must remember to look into the viability of a penguin-based BOW.
>>.10390406
>>10390458
While I am quite flattered, I can assure you that the resemblance is only superficial at best.
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>>10390294
I donwknow, do you know, you know? And they didn't want to see any stars, just a boring rabbit trick. You might need to do the next one.
>>10390321
Hi!
>>10390396
Sunuvabitch! I don't want to go south for the winter! I ain't the migrating type!
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>>10390272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMr6JV8FV74
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>>10390458
Aww come on, one more touch, it's just so clean and big!
>>10390461
Oh. Well if I said anything naughty, then I am sorry.
>>10390498
Hello!
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>>10390493
>whoops
>>10390406
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>>10390432
Well fuck. Thanks for the game
Anybody gonna host after this one or can I get some sleep?
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>>10390508
I'm gonna host after.
You should sleep tho.
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>>10390481
>The camera pans over to her dorm room.
>It's a roaring good time apparently.
>Neo's only acting drunk, while everyone else is totally smashed, and doesn't notice her collecting embarrassing pictures of them.
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>>10390493
>While I am quite flattered, I can assure you that the resemblance is only superficial at best.
Well, that I can tell. My looks are a mere bait, my charm is the real hook.
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>>10390481
Etihw, forgive me for this.
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>>10390556
>>10390556
>>10390556
>>10390556
>>10390556
>>10390508
Thanks for participating, miss!
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>>10390506
If you say so.
(Some sort of personality disorder, perhaps?)
Excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name's Marie Korbel. And yours?
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>>10390506
Who might you be? Never seen you in my short time here.
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