JOI/JOE Thread #44 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, An

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Reposting some older content from last thread. Want more? Check out the desuarchive link for the last thread and check out the booru for even older captions.

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>>10379322

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>>10379328

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>>10379334

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>>10379376

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More like this!

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>>10379383

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>>10379475

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>>10379479
That should be it for now.

>>10379436
unf

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Made this a few months ago for myself, thought I'd post it here. It's kind of shit I think, but I thought I might do more sometime.

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

>>10380259
deja vu

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This plz

>>10381068
are we a meme at this point?

>>10379967
Honestly, it's not that bad. Only thing that really throws me off are the (...), they seem kinda unnecessary.

>>10379436
Agreed

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Patiently waiting for the anons who said they were taking this up to finish.

Bumporino

>>10379967
I really like it. Though it's mostly build-up with very little JOI.

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Morgana usually insists on you getting to sleep at a reasonable hour, but tonight you're having a "hard" time. JOI, with some licking, kitty kisses, or tailjobs if you'd like.

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>>10382891
Alternate image

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Soraka gives you (summoner) extra incentive to pick her this game

>>10382975
I'm going to make a seperate request that she has been hypnotised or something because thats the face of a girl thats sucking that cock for herself!

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Anchorpostan' for my request.

Refined, feral bunny prostitutes.

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Guess I'll drop my request again.

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>>10384108
And the other one, too.

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Jerking off to her butt

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Flustered Rararara getting groped and liking it pls

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Requesting the viewer getting caught off guard by this Gengar and is mind controlled into doing lewd things that she tells him to but eventually gets horny herself and gets fucked willingly.

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I liked this caption, but I'm not into furry, so I thought I'd find a suitable image to replace it with. I learned today that my main monitor is far less color-sensitive than my second, so it should be a lot cleaner this time.

>>10385205
UNF, happy to see this. I'm glad the original has this kind of effect on people.

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>>10384650
What's Can't Wrong? RUN?

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Requesting just plain joi, something like she catches you masturbating/staring at her, teasing you with her ass, before exposing her panties and coaxing you to cum on her.

Bonus points if you work incest sister/mom into it or something like that, but none of the captioned sex stuff that a lot of 'joi' is now.

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>>10386893
Whats wrong on the left cant run on the right.

fucking retard

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>>10379314
Requesting a caption of this beautiful giantess

>>10389330
>Whats wrong on the left cant run on the right.
Well yeah, if something is wrong then it wont be welcome hanging around the places for right things. Dont see what that has to do with anything though.

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requesting caption of this image of Esna accidentally facesitting the poor lad, his struggling and spanking of her jiggly watery booty only serving to get her off (thus she stays sitting on him) the harder he smacks until she climaxes and almost drowns him from how wet she is

>>10385205
Gosh, this is really really hot

>>10380259
Stop fucking posting this shit, please

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>>10379436
I retrieved this from six threads ago

I think I did a better job with the one you posted though

I will keep making kissing captions whenever I'm horny enough OR somebody gives me a good prompt. Until other anons spread the disease themselves.

>>10393881
Damn this kids in trouuuble

>>10381516
I second this

>>10393881
Fucking nice

Thanks

>>10394285
Saryn is 10o Team Mom.

Can someone post the overwatch robot ones?

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>>10398259
I think this was the most up to date one of the bastion caption.

>>10398385
Have the Orisa one?

>>10398511
Gimme a moment

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>>10398511
>>10399914

>>10399944
Perfect

>>10394299
Love it

>>10401918
It's a dog, anon.

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>>10402285

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hell ill take anything at this point

>>10393881
>OR somebody gives me a good prompt.
So I collected a few images that I hope will inspire you to work your magic. Let your lewd imagination run rampant with lipstick smooches and write a caption for whatever catches your eye and inspires you.

Have fun.
http://imgur.com/a/kSZ2M

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someone lewd the gaz

tfw no fart worship joi's

>>10404882
>Gardie-braces
HNNNNNNNNGH

>>10384108
>>10384113
i'd try something with one of these but unfortunately my skills are really just in TF image captions

>>10405794
Do it

>>10404882
I just got an idea, so I'll run with it and see where it takes me.

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>>10389492
>someone
If you are not the poster I was replying too read the post I was replying too and if you are piss off.

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this needs a caption, cum production boost,body mod, sex toy training, and well, cum inflation(and possible corruption), i feel like this could fit the thread

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Maybe you're her college girlfriend and you're video chatting over the holidays? Maybe you ran into her on Omegle or some similar site? Or maybe she's making an ameteur porn video.

Either way, I just want something with this picture because it's one of my favorites.

>>10410185
Damnit, just noticed the typo. Ah well, female POV is cool too.

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Request
A girl gets lost and runs into a hung futa whos in heat and really wants to impregnate her
telling the girl how lucky she is and all the ways shes gonna fuck her and breed her telling her she won't want to go home after she fucks a big fat cock like hers

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Requesting homestuck please

>>10407737
DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

>>10404882
This is done, I'll post it later cause I have plans for it. Going to bed.

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Re-re-re-reeeeequesting Cinderella footjob joi. Pls senpai

Looking for a specific one I saw in this thread a couple months ago. Basically an anthro dog trying to sneak past a security guard at a concert. I remember she asks about getting knocked up from precum

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>>10413711
There you go.

>>10414173
UNF

Knots are underrated here

Any where the male is giving a female instructions? Or she's begging the anon to help her schlick?

>>10415377
I know of a few, I'll come around later to post them if nobody else does. Bit busy atm.

>>10414173
Never liked this one, a good bitch needs human cock.

>>10416666
Alright. Thanks, based Satan quads. These are both major kinks of mine that I rarely ever see.

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Can i get a ayy lamo abduction wanting to create a hybrid by any means maybe a little reverse rape
or it being a literal female roger smith her being a straight up higher than thou horny as fuck bimbo kindy bitch

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>>10418416
That just the american dad alien. It's even in the file name.

>>10418747
you don't read very well friendo

>>10411182
No homosuck.

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>>10411182
Yes homestuck.

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>>10421232
have something with decent art and sexy mom rose

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something cute for someone to caption if they want

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something slutty for someone to caption if they want

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>>10421604
>you're positively a very molestable young boy.

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travel brochure

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P-Perhaps a cuckold caption with Mae?

>>10411926
PISS MOTHER
OFF FUCKER

>>10425086
YOU BETTER NOT PISS MOTHER OFF

I'LL YOU
FUCK UP

>>10381068
This

Bumpin'

>>10379328
I'm not much into motherly play but fuck if that isn't at least arousing.

>>10384108
>>10384113
Ah Gideon and his obsession with tubes.

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Please more homestuck

>>10430136
Is this JOE new?

>>10433975
It may have been directly uploaded to the booru.

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>>10393881

>>10399944
Thank you

>>10423835
Thats a really good idea.

>>10381516
This is in the works by the way! Just been stockpiling some captions to release in a wave soon~

>>10434262
>>10433975
It's old, yeah. I might have forgotten to post it maybe. Even the editor thought it was new.

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>>10384108
>>10405794 here
here you go, like i said, i only know TF captions so whoops

>>10423835
german bird trying to steal breadcrumbs by fucking anon

>>10436829
Noice

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>>10436829
you are amazing!
Might I request you do something with this?

>>10435676
I can barely contain my excitement!

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Something with this plz

>>10436458
Alright then, thank you

>>10412131
woo!

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Slightly obnoxious female fursuiter is trying to talk complete normie into fucking her while she's wearing her fursuit.

Bonus point A: Use cliche furry words like yiff, murr

Bonus point B: she's trying to roleplay some M human/F furry

>>10444397
That sucks to hear buddy, I hope she's at least hot or interested in your shit for you to bother sticking with her. Good luck with the dog fucker gf faml.

>>10444717
I was requesting a JOI...

>>10444751
YOU GOT FUCKING TRICKED MATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH

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Scarlet walks in on Art/Anon fapping, curious what he's doing. When she sees his erect penis, her textbook biology knowledge tells her it means a man wants sexual intercourse. Well she has a vagina and is more than happy to help her friend out with it.

Art would be fun because he'd try to reason with stop her at first. Though a silent anon would give more room for her to talk and POV stuff of her actions and what the guy's feeling as she's fucking him.

>>10444778
Credit where its due, you got me.

>>10444941
I was good playing with you. You're alright.

>>10441338
Wew... That's a nice pic

>>10444934
Could you have worded that less like it was typed by an alien? "The anthropormorphic female encounters the human male with his erect phalus on display. She recognises this and her instincts inform her of the males desire to begin intercorse. Being a female with a functional vagina she is willing to comply with her natural instincts and inserts the human phalus into her anthropormorphic vagina and begins the intercorse"

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>>10445124
Well that's kind of the thing with Scarlet. She's a lab raised squirrel who spent her days in a pod sorting computer code and formulating experiments. She has a working knowledge of all the sciences and not much else. So I figured using medical terms felt more appropriate for her, even if it's just a prompt.

And really friend, are you going to be doing this with every request here now?

>>10445539
>And really friend, are you going to be doing this with every request here now?
what

>>10445694
Figured you were >>10444717 >>10444778

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>>10425801
What the fuck is this comment chain

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>>10444397
Seconding this, please!

>>10379314
lol is she talking out loud? nigga everyone on the train will hear her talk her cringe speech, let alone the stealth sex

>>10450413
Just shut up and touch yourself. You're putting too much thought into the situation.

>>10450413
I assumed she was whispering or the train is noisy enough that only the guy would hear her clearly. That said she's the one who wants to be caught, so she's probably not hiding anything.

>>10444397
Bump for this!

>>10452269
Getting a bit obvious, man.

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Any love for a bimbofication caption?

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>>10381068
Are they arguing who gets to take Anon's dick first? Like a reverse version of this and they get straight too it? Because I would like to see a long one done with each one getting their pussy filled. Then individual ones where they get fucked stupid one at a time.

>>10435676
The hype is real

>>10441338
Too sexy girls sending their boyfriend pics to get him to pick them up faster and fuck in the bathroom.

>>10452872
Mass release date currently scheduled for Sunday afternoon/evening weather permitting.
Currently have 12 or so captions ready.

>>10452915
Is it bad that I made an EEEEEing sound just now?

>>10452930
Try and keep it in your pants, haha!
I'm especially proud of a couple, but there's more than a few I'm not certain of.
Give it time and you'll see.


G'night thread!

>>10452951
Oh hey, one of mine! Neat.

>>10452930
It's even better, I'm planing my own dump too. Fingers crossed!

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You got picked by the magic art club, and their trying out their new make up as an excuse to drink your cum.

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She wants you to push her kisses into her so she knows how far she needs to get next time

>>10452915
You have made me a very happy person, anon

>>10425801
Fuck rancid ass of
You nigger piece shit

>>10452915
HYPE

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Requesting breast envy/teasing caption, with the ghost girl taunting the glasses girl about her lack of bust compared to her F cup boobs, making glasses girl squeeze them harder and more widly

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>>10379436
>>10393881
>>10434899
What do you think, /trash/? Do you like being called "sweetie," or "dork" more?

I couldn't decide

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Something with this please

>>10452685
You realize we aren't all the same person right?
>>10444751
>>10444941
>>10444397

Are all me, none of the rest are. Is it worth getting a name so people won't think I'm replying to myself?

>>10458215
1) You can't namefag on trash
2) That's a terrible reason to namefag
3) ????
4) Lurk moar

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>>10452915
Can we at least know what you've got done? I don't want to request anything again if you've already done it.

>>10456786
Definitely sweetie, but dork is nice for a little motherly tease now and them. As a millennial, I like being coddled.

>>10458564
I've only taken one request from the thread, and I posted that I finished it a couple days ago.
Feel free to re-request stuff, or just drop a link to an image earlier in the thread. No harm using text posts so we don't waste image posts.

>>10452915
I want to be excited but I know my request will have been ignored.

>>10458641
Feel free to point it out. I check the thread regularly, so the best I can do would be to explain why I DIDN'T take a request if you're interested in knowing why it isn't my taste and got passed up.

>>10410949
Bump

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Requesting pokemon themed succubus encounter with a really on the nose innuendo about the 'souldew' of a human, it's perfect for that

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You and your (single) mother Windy Whistles have decided to go for a midsummer swim at the local pool. It's quite early in the morning in your small town, so you've got the place all to yourselves. After getting your laps done together, you both head to the showers to rinse off. Being a guy, you finish getting clean a tad earlier than your mother, and get to watch as she emerges from the shower soaking wet in your sister's too-small towel. Needless to say, her exposed body has you practically drooling, not even registering the rising boner under your towel. Your mother, however, notices the large skyward-reaching tent quite easily. Not feeling comfortable just leaving you in such a sorry state, she decides to remedy what she has caused. To your embarrassment, she guides your hand to her breast and gives you a handjob while delivering encouraging words and kisses to quell your concerns. Eventually you get into it, and, noting your enthusiasm as you grope her boobs, switches to a titjob on her knees while continuing to egg you on with compliments and more smooches to the head of your cock. You finish all over her tits and face, prompting her to suggest getting back in the shower to clean off, and maybe having more fun while you're at it.

>>10456786
You struck gold again!

>>10460080
Jesus man, this is a well-written prompt, why not just why not just write the thing yourself?

>>10460173
I agree with >>10460173 , that's pretty well done.
I'd have a hard time trying to fit all that in a scenario using that image.

If you like, I could probably just take the prompt and slap it next to the image for you.
Were you hoping for more content, in terms of dialogue and whatnot?

>>10460173
>>10460215
I was looking for a dialogue-only caption, and I fucking suck at that sort of writing. I'm a little to picky for my own good when it comes to these sorts of things, and the illusion is more complete when the actual interpretation comes from someone else. The beginning is just a setup, and the caption actually starts with the scene of the image itself with her getting out of the shower, the previous context being worked in if/when appropriate so the writer doesn't need to do any guesswork. That way I don't risk getting triggered by small details I hadn't envisioned and embarrassing myself as I demand perfection, when really I should just understand and accept that the writer is doing me a free favor and has the right to exercise creative freedom wherever they see fit.

>>10460370
>getting triggered by small details I hadn't envisioned and embarrassing myself as I demand perfection, when really I should just understand and accept that the writer is doing me a free favor and has the right to exercise creative freedom wherever they see fit.

Damn, this ought to be on the OP every thread. Well said.

>>10423868
kys cuck

https://e621.net/post/show/1277059/bestiality-bone-canine-cum-dog-dryadex-female-fera

Something with this would be appreciated.

>>10461221
Holy shit that guys leg is fucked. The leg should not bend upwards betweeen the knee and the hip!

>>10461221
holy shit this looks like meme anatomy EpicFaceFist would do. His biceps are grossly out of proportion and his arm is half as long as it should be.

>>10461221
>Yet another Sunibee clone.

Fuck's sake.

>>10461957
>>10461993
>>10462348
But it is,

EXTRA THICC

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requesting caption about power bottom leather daddy forcing the bound formerly straight gimp boy viewer/reader to fuck him

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something about this maid getting fucked for extra money. bonus points for getting knocked up

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Seconding both of these.

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I kind of want a real philosophical rant from Gummy or something while Pank's getting fukked

>>10465662
"It is a bemusing situation. I am stuck in an overwhelming paradox whereupon there is an aura and/or impression that I am being cuckolded by a mare that I have no claim to.

Am I not the 'birthday boy'? Does this not mean that these two stallions have, in some essence, taken her attention away from me for she, may I add, had promised to owe me her attention? Is this not cheating in some way?"

I requested this image in a thread a while ago. I would greatly appreciate it if it were to be done,
https://e621.net/post/show/949250/2016-alexandria_crimshaw-anthro-ass_cleavage-big_b

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>>10467680

>who needs to post an image to an imageboard when you could just share the link? :^o

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Alright you bunch a junkies, here comes the first part of the MEGA DUMP!

7 images to start, with 7 more to come.
Hold on to your butts.

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My dick! As god as my witness the thread and my dick are broken in half! Thanks for the goodies kind sir.

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HERE COMES THE SECOND WAVE BOYOS!
SECURE THOSE BUTTS, TIE DOWN ANYTHING THAT'S LOOSE!
GRAB THOSE DICKS AND HOLD ON TIGHT!

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My piece de la resistance!

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This concludes my dump for this evening. This has been a test. Resume normal activities.

>>10469971
>Content being posted and not just endless requests.

The world must be ending or something.

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>>10468818
Geez, for one second I thought this caption was futa and all the next caption-dumps will be the same futashit

You almost broke my heart with that.

>>10469971
Thank you very much!

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>>10469971
Good shit.

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Anyone think they can caption this?
Shy girl finds peach masturbating or tangled in a piranha plant
and starts teasing her about how slutty she looks
telling her she will help her out if she listens to every instruction she makes
and if peach doesn't do what she says shy girl gets to fuck her brains out and use her as a cum dump
(feel free to go wild and change it a bit)

>>10468846
Damn it, anon, you can't just reach out and pluck my heartstrings like that, it's not fair!
By the way, what font do you use? I don't think I've seen a y look quite like that before.

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These captions were made by someone from /d/ and posted here: http://clovercaption.tumblr.com/

We realy realy need more captions like these I think.

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Plague has gone and done it again

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god bless that lewd farmer pervert man.

>>10469971
Breedy gud dude

>>10472416
You realy realy need to fucking neck yourself faggot.

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>>10472809
What's with these bunny shaped empty spaces?

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>>10472822
Based Plague strikes again!

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Requesting a hypnosis caption for this picture hypnotizing him telling him to relax and enjoy

>>10475073
Up again

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>>10472379
I love the SPH ones like this

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>>10463120
OR for this here, if someone could combine it with this that'd be great

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Kek'd

>>10463120
Ill second this one as well.

>>10468828
eyyy thanks man!

>>10471984
It's the same font I use on all of my captions, actually.

「Diavlo」

>>10478963
is that a jojo referance?

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>>10469940
LOVE this. Any more chance for demonic or succubus girls in the same vein?

>>10479416
Yes and no. The font is actually called Diavlo.
https://www.exljbris.com/diavlo.html

>>10479850
Thanks so much for weighing in, I was a little worried - not knowing if anyone would like that cap since the formatting's different than usual and because I wasn't 100% confident that the story was good, uh, "material"...

Faithful succ girls? Sure, why not? Just gotta find the right story and the right image!
/ithinkicanworkwiththis/

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>>10480006
Thanks! Looking forward to it! Love me halloween and witches as well, but there's just something about the highly specific nature of an anthro succubus that gets me firing on all cylinders and the loyalty angle adds a nice contrarian twist to it too.

Really liked the cheerleader one as well, reminded me I tried to get a set going a while back. The fetish is real:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6646831/#q6653416

>>10480508
Yeah, the cheerleader one I picked out myself, and the story just hit me in the face like a ton of bricks.
HAD to write it, and could barely stop myself from going waaaaay over my usual word limit.

>>10480508
>Really liked the cheerleader one as well, reminded me I tried to get a set going a while back.
Damn, a while ago indeed. I wasn't even around yet!

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Dawn the cowgirl loves "bucking broncos" and huge loads, don't be shy hon, she's just an aggressive bitch; now just relax for milking down south and let her show you why she's mans best friend.

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Minerva wants a sex on the beach

... or some nazi minerva if you can find a decent image for it. That Fifi one STILL gets me.

>>10469903
Holy shit I think I could fall in love with this caption.

>>10444934
Bump

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>>10469916
>>10469861
need more cock thirsty femmy twink fukbois

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>>10484845
I whole heartedly agree.

>>10482179
Glad you liked it! I'm especially proud of that one.

>>10484845
I KNOW, RIGHT!?

>>10484963
>Pouty little bitchboi is mad you didn't bend him over and fuck him and instead power bottomed him so you can milk him and cum all over his chest
great legs on that faggot too.

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Posting another caption payload! Brace for impact!

>>10486039
I agree!

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>>10456786
Sweetie would work for a motherly character, while dork would be more fitting for a big sister type (like your pic). Either way, it's wonderful.

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>>10487724
Oh, we were supposed to post our dumps here?

Okay, a few more incoming then.

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>>10488047
Almost forgot to finish the dump! Curse you post timer!

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(Gosh I'm tired, this should be the proper fixed post this time.)

That should be all for tonight.

I'm always open to getting my dick sucked, I mean, getting fair and honest criticism and compliments on these.

Have at em, boys.

Oh! And I forgot about that Warframe one too, well "forgot". Was going to put it in this dump but I figured I'll drop 7 tonight and work on it next.

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>>10488133
I fucking love you anon!

>>10466112
Lol, put it in there, you loveable anon.

>>10488133
Warframe Anon here, it's alright! You drop it once you're good and ready, I'll keep myself entertained with the good work you've already done

>>10485725
Any chance for a follow up of that? Maybe? Perhaps some virginity-taking?

>>10487738
Oh man I need to figure out what the tag for groping like that is called because that and the finger in the mouth thing is some seriously good shit
>>10487774
Gets even hotter when you know the character is a crossdressing femboy

Bumping request >>10410185

>>10487765
Probably one of your best JOIs, you nailed everything, great job.

>>10488070
>ywn have a foursome with the Nurse Joys
But this caption will do just fine for now!

>>10489470
nice

>>10470847
Please god bump

>>10488133
how do you get in the mood to write this shit?
I open something up and start typing then it just feels really fucking stupid after the first paragraph or two.

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Horny schoolgirl schlicks to the thought of being fucked by her DILF human teacher.

>>10490215
I don't know about other people but I basically edge until I finish one, otherwise I can't do it at all. To be fair, I used to do little flirty captions on my favorite images to get more mileage out of them before we ever had these threads, so I've gotten dulled to the initial cringe-- it's something you just get used to, I guess.

>>10489470
That's the good stuff

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Canines have thin, watery cum, so this furfag boi works up the courage to get a thick and creamy human load to satisfy his need.

>>10492061
Yes pls

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Damn, looks like the humanity fuck yeah captions are taking off again. Looks like we did it again, not that I mind too much... I do like the theme...

>>10490215
Personally, it's best not to think too hard about it.

Focus on what turns you on when you see text paired with a hot image and don't stop writing. Chances are that what you write is going to resonate with other people, so don't worry too much about the caption sounding "stupid".

I think a common tip is to imagine what YOU want the character to say to YOU. Write like they're trying to seduce you. If what they're "saying" to you is not turning you on much, it's going to be harder to "get into the mood" and you'll find yourself hitting more roadblocks because you can't stop thinking that you're writing something stupid. Trust me, it happens to me too all the time.

And try not to think about your audience, if at all, at least in regards to the "spicy" parts of your writing. Keep the caption between you and the character(s). What filthy, naughty things do you want your waifu to say to you during sweet baby-making sex? I'd imagine it'll make you blow your load, but it gets substantially less hot when you imagine your best friend watching, or your mother watching, or that kid down the street watching...

Well, unless you're into that sort of thing.

Oh, and writing when horny works well too. Find the right image that turns you on enough and it'll write itself.

>>10492545
what does that file name even say, it's just TOO BIG!

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>>10492558
"Alternate pillow talk dialogue: I suppose this makes things fair now after my brother gave your sister the knot."

>>10492545
tl;dr avoid stage fright; try not to think too hard about who you're writing for

It takes some getting used to, but you'll start pumping out some naughty, depraved captions within time.

>>10492606
>I suppose this makes things fair now after my brother gave your sister the knot
This would be interesting to see but I dont think I have ever seen human female male furry. Well besides Jay Naylor's stuff but that's a whole other scale of things that messes it up as something fun.

>>10492606
Got the source on that image?

>>10492061
Some "totally not gay, just helping a friend" stuff could be fun with this one

>>10489470
>Cheetah

My fetish

>>10410185
Also went digging for a source on this one. SauceNao turned up a post on e621 under an artist that has only 4 posts. One of those other posts has an artist listed with a similar name and a FA but they haven't been active in 5 months.

Why me ;_;

>>10379314
Up again I guess

New thread soon pls

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Here's another de-furrification of a caption I liked, hope the author doesn't mind

Gonna make a new thread later, hold your horses fellas~

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>>10488504
Aww shucks, you guys are too kind! I only hope I can deliver again like this next thread~

>>10488870
>Oh man I need to figure out what the tag for groping like that is called because that and the finger in the mouth thing is some seriously good shit
It really is. It added to the "sluttiness" so much that it pretty much wrote itself.

>Gets even hotter when you know the character is a crossdressing femboy
Exactly!

>>10488587
Thanks, mate. If you want to see anything specific make sure to tell me, or repost the request again next thread.

i.e. impregnation, etc.

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Could Plague have just started some new kind of deviant fetish about petting girls? I sure hope so.

Requesting someone caption this with someting like: She forgot she was still wearing her work shirt under her jacket when she went back to her apartment and her room-mate saw and she tries to play it off as just being a joke shirt and not being into something gross like petting while stammering and getting embarassed. He then proposes a test to pet her head and prove that she wont be into it and it was just a joke. she accepts and fails misserably nad turns to mush in his hands as he knows exactly what to say and where to pet her. l;ittle did she know that he was a big fan of her videos.

>>10498805
Impregnation would be interesting to see, but I'm happy leaving it as "Writers' Choice" for the most part. Just do whatever feels right, y'know?

>>10498860
unf, I might try this, I'll look at it later.

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Here's the new thread boys! Gonna post my old image dump there later, got some furniture moving to do!