/sug/ - Steven Universe General Board Game Edition Last Th

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Is this edit from tumblr? Is there a version for Yellow or Blue?

>>10356447
nut

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Post lewd sadie for me to jerk my little ding dong to

>>10356485
Looks like it is. Not sure if there's more.

Steven Universe S05E05 - Reunited
US Airdate: June 21th, 2017 at 7PM
Synopsis: After a long time gone, Steven is happy to see Onion being reunited with his dad

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>>10356550
GUYS

>>10356550
>Posting Johnny Test

>>10356550
real leak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANL6j0nIOs

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Lars is in the MLP movie

>>10356704
I hope he dies there too

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Is Pearl really this fucked up?

Becky is throwing out some pretty goods eps.

>>10356550
>After a long time gone, Steven is happy to see Onion being reunited with his dad
I kek'd

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Who wants some Pearly Gates?

>>10356780
I feel like if there's an episode where Steven and Garnet actually fuse, she'll mention it and the whole story will pop up as its own episode

Is this an inoffensive headcanon

>Pearl was made for White Diamond but turned out defective and was discarded
>Either Pink or Rose took her in, which is why she has a PD insignia even though she's clearly white

>>10356696
>Garnechite
How unprecedented!

>tfw I wanted to get the art book but had to pay my part of the phone bill from our family plan with my sister tomorrow
>tfw she just found out that someone stole money out of her bank account

There's no way she'll have money by then. Should I use this as a chance to buy the art book if she's unable to get the money?

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>>10356780
Yes. Yes, she is.

>>10356841
Why it has to be inoffensive?

>>10356870
What a beautiful moment

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Hey /sug/ this is the anon from the other day who was talking about breaking up with my bf. I did it, and we are still friends.

I couldn't be more at peace knowing he still wants to be my friend and is cool with it. I feel so much better

thank you for the advice

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>>10356902
Kys

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>>10356902
I'm glad everything worked out well for you

>>10356882
by inoffensive I mean nobody has an objection to it. it's a suitable compromise for the white pearl and pink pearl groups

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>>10356269
bloople doing the lewd with you
>>https://archived.moe/trash/thread/10339720/#10342864

>oh wow, what a member.
>I don't think it will fit,
>oh well more to love and kiss
>You can try your best to make it fit if you wish, don't worry about me.
>"I hope my efforts are adequate anon "continues to run her hands on shaft
>Gently kissing it periodically
>runs her tongue on the shaft, kissing your base tenderly
>" Please lay down anon, I wish to attempt to put on a show for you"
>she struggles to fit the head but manages to get it in with a squeaker
>"please don't be afraid to grab me"
>She moves her hips in a rhythm, she gently moans as she gyrates.
>running her hands through her toned body dancing at every inch she gains
>Her rhythm becomes more frantic, leans forward to kiss you, her tongue out the whole time.
>she comes and collapse on top of you.
>"o-oh dear, it seems I failed, how do you wish to continue?"

>>10356918
It's like magic, it still gets a laugh out of me

>>10356902
Doesn't it feel good? Like, you feel lighter when it happens. I'm glad that things came out good yo

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i just got back from napping
>>10356902
oh shit i remember this, im happy that everything worked out for you my dude

>>10356964
>napping
DID YOUR TULPA SLEPT WITH YOU?

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>BD will never openly masturbate to you while you are on trial and make everyone pretend she isn't
Why even fucking breath

>>10356918
10/10

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>>10356983
ok i might of slept for 4 hours, which is a long nap, but still a nap. and yes i slept with her

anyways how is everyone else doing right now?

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>>10357008
>you will never shower in her sweet juices
>you will never swim inside of her

>>10357008
>she never order you to fuck her pearl in various position for her pleasure

would you put on a show for her.

>>10357065
Fuck yeah

>>10357008
I want BD to masturbate while standing over me so it seems like it's raining.

>>10356920
He seemed like he was waiting for me to bring it up because he agreed and still wants to be my friend. No trying to say otherwise.

Kind of bummed me out a tiny bit seeing that it was that easy but it's good that it is.
>>10356952
Yeah it really does. I feel more at ease and I can talk to him without feeling like I'm not doing anything right.
>>10356964
thanks man

>>10356780
What was Pearl's logic in this?

>>10357069
>good now raw her for 8 hours non stop, if you try to be gentle I will have your dicc shattered <3

>>10357008
what's the context? did she just suddenly started to touch herself naked in front of everyone?

>>10357085
She sexual deviant trying to fill her hole by any means

>>10357116
GUYS

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>>10357116
>having snapchat

>>10357093
Honestly she has the power to do that.

Just try and stop her

Wow, sparrow uploaded a shirt. I hope she had someone do it by proxy since only US citizens are eligible apparently. I want to give her all my fucking money, need to brush up on my Japanese. There's not much chance for her to win this late in the game sadly
https://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge/designs/steven-universe-fan-forge-622/list/id-3048

>>10357085
>who does this bitch think she is turning down my waifu?? wait WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS SETTING UP A DATE WITH MY WAIFU?

And then she just kind of gets her foot in the door to make sure Rose's fusion with Garnet isn't a better experience than being Rainbow Quartz. What a jerk.

>>10357085
She doesn't have logic in what she does.
Pearl has no greater goals, she has no moral compass, and she has no endgame.
She just acts in the moment and does whatever would instantly gratify her, and when she's confronted with the consequences, she plays it by ear as she tries to weasel her way out of it.

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>>10357121
e

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>>10357154

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>>10357175
>context

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>>10357121
porn can be so autistic

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>>10357199

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>>10356939
This was the inpsiration, anon wanted a blue pearl tackling the D

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>>10357224
fucken kek

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>>10357224
holy mother of kek

>>10357224
Fucken worth it

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>>10357243

>>10357224
what

>>10357140
That lapidirt Dement whatever isn't a US citizen and has like 5 different entries. Does it really matter?

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>>10357264
KEK

at least Steven is self-aware

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How's your night going, /sug/?

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>>10357140
Aww cute, I'll give her a vote. I hope her fans can get her up a bit.

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>>10357267
They got poofed by Yellow Diamond, anon. Just the way I remember it happening!

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>>10357294
pretty darn good

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>>10357294
im tired, but everything else is just all right. how about you my dude?

>>10357294
Been rewatching season 3 all day, almost done. About to start "Earthlings".

>>10357294
Alright, bouta go to sleep from staying up for a whole day

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You know what this thread needs?

>>10357294
fantasizing about having a qt sub I dress like a pearl to take to sex clubs and making her do things for my entertainment

>>10357217
>>10356939
original writer

who should be nexy CG Pearl or Yellow Poel

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>>10357314
Glad to hear that, anon!
>>10357323
I'm doing pretty great, just had some dinner with my family
>>10357347
Get a good night's sleep, staying up that long sucks
>>10357362
l-lewd

More peridot lewds

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>>10357359
National Socialism

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>>10357359
Fat Garnet?

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>>10357140
It says it's open internationally.

>>10357388
>l-lewd

indeed. she should always be lower than me, should not speak on her own unless I engage her, and always refer to me as "my Master" with every sentence

>>10357424
Fat people are disgusting though

>>10357389
look them up you lazy fuck

Is birthday card ready?

>>10357424
Blushmallet...drew this...?

>>10357080
That's good. Let's hope your next relationship turns out better

>>10357087
Perfect, I could lose some weight by doing this under two conditions

During the middle of fucking your pearl 1. I am given water to hydrate myself in the middle of the fuck sessions and 2. I am given and allowed to eat food so that I can help bring back strength in the middle of the fuck session. I will take any demands as long as I can do these two in the middle of it.

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>>10357276
This is hilarious but I'll never be able to find the Luke Atmey gems attractive

>>10357373
next*

>>10357540
i can't find their art attractive in general. That shit made me laugh though

>>10357424
I don't how can anybody see those both Garnet and think BM did it better

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>>10357424
Just fat is fine

>>10357579
Generally speaking it's hard to look at Garnet and think she would be better if she was morbidly obese

Just went to look at our finished card for Becky, it looks really cute but why does it look so blurry when you zoom in? I wanted to read some of the smaller text but when I zoom in it just blurs, am I opening it up wrong?

>>10357512
commission. Guess it was a slow period

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>>10357617
this is the size I see from twitter. Not sure if there's a larger version obtainable

>>10357540
it's a little funny but it's the kind of shit that makes me hate normie porn

>>10357663
https://www.dropbox.com/s/llckv2rtg8pisv5/1499371859610.png
This link is even in the twitter post

>>10357663
That cluster is awesometoo bad i cant read text

>>10357679
>normie porn
where do you put the border between normie porn and non-normie porn
actual normies would think this is the weirdest shit and should be illegal

>>10357663
huh, looks a bigger than what I was getting, thats strange.
still some of the text is hard to read

>>10357663
DRAWENDO!!!!

>>10357663
There is on imgur

http://imgur.com/a/f6oCp

>>10357744
Why the fuck did I click that?
WHY THE FUCK DID I KEEP SCROLLING DOWN??

>>10357681
ya thats what im talking about tho

but when I zoom in its still blurry? like the text is difficult to read
Even downloaded it from there, still looking blurry
Am I doing something wrong

>>10357744
>not xl chance

BORING

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>>10357744
I see bad things. very bad things

Where's the twitter post?

>>10357759
Which gem would own an XL chance?

>>10357758
I think you might be blind

>>10357758
Sounds like you may need glasses, Anon.

>>10357782
https://twitter.com/TheRealSugMan/status/884234644987797504

>>10357744
Wait shit I meant to post http://imgur.com/a/dK1o5

How do I delete posts

If Ian doesn't acknowledge the birthday card he is a certified cuck

>>10357812
What if he busy anon?

/sug/ people are calling me an idiot for my interpretation of mythology and I feel like they're right

>>10357819
then he's a mega cuck

>>10357831
Probably, but give us some context.

>>10357831
you are

>>10357846
I want Jasper to eat my hotdog

>>10357744
I can't tell what I'm looking at.

>>10357887
Its called woman anon. Thats how so called girls looks like.

Aren't they gonna show a preview of the reunited eps at the SDCC?

>>10357882
I want Jasper to vore me

>>10357936
Most likely.

>>10357911
Wo-man? Is that some sort of space alien?

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Here ya go fellas. anyone got any doodle requests?

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Would you all donate to the Jasper hug charity fund?
Every dollar put towards it gives Jasper one comforting hug, if you donate over ten dollars Jasper gets one loving cuddle.

>>10358023
Jasper fucking Sapphire doggy style?

>>10358023
Jasper eating the dancing hotdog man

>>10358005
I dont know. Read this in book. Its says that they have something like smile ()) under belly.

>>10358023
LARS HAPPY

>>10358023
Gems as the simpsons

>>10357744
She should see a doctor about that rash

>>10358023
Futa Lapis fucking Peridot

niggers tongue my anus

>>10358028
Who is doing the hugging and cuddling?

>>10357840
There's this theory in the study of mythology that certain significant stories in our pop culture (DC and Marvel, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Middle Earth, Lovecraft, and maybe The Matrix) despite not being taken as factual nonetheless fill the same cultural role as mythology. While I did get pushback on explaining this it's not my theory so I don't care what people say about that

What I took personally was my interpretation of this theory, that argued that if these stories and the characters within their continuities qualify as myths then by that token, Wonder Woman must by definition be a greek myth, even if her origin is american

>>10358109
Me

>>10358023
draw
blue pearl >>10356939

>>10358122
Then I would require a full background check, I don't want a drug abusing pedophile hugging and comforting my future wife

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>>10357008
I WANNA FCK YELLOW DIAMOND

>>10358099
Niggers tongue is for white hands

I'm 99% sure this is Zuke sending anon hate and projecting. This bitch is fucking crazy
https://bostonian-pearl.tumblr.com/post/162807484467/youre-a-complete-waste-of-time-nobody-will-trust
https://bostonian-pearl.tumblr.com/post/162807581497/youre-a-completely-worthless-bitch-you-know
https://bostonian-pearl.tumblr.com/post/162807553117/i-think-you-both-are-being-equally-immature-zuke

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>>10358252
>You're a complete waste of time. Nobody will trust you because you're unable to function as a normal person. You should just give up.

What the hell? Isn't this kid like 13?
If this isn't proof that Zuke is clinically insane then I don't know what is.

>>10358252
It's not subtle.
But it could also be fanboys.

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>>10358316
> fanboys
>zuke

Finished rewatching season 3. Honestly my only critiques are that Jasper's stretch of episodes should've been more spread out, her writing/characterization could've been better, and that the barnies should've been utilized more (give them one more episode in the middle of the season + have them tag along in "Back to the Moon"/"Bubbled")

>>10358252
>https://bostonian-pearl.tumblr.com/post/162807553117/i-think-you-both-are-being-equally-immature-zuke
This one might be Zuke, but the other 2 have proper capitalization and punctuation, and I don't think Zuke is smart enough to change her typing style when pretending to be someone else.

>>10358394
The top one sounds very similar to what Zuke would think of her own life though

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>>10358383
Jasper is best
The memebarn needs to burn
Season 4 is shit
Jasperdemptionseason6 soon

>>10358252
if the kid was smart enough I believe they could block the anon and see who it is because theyll show up in their block list

>>10358383
I watched it live all smooshed together during SoS, and I mostly agree. Jasper is indisputably 10/10 for me every second she's on screen, and I am jonesing for more of her. Prepare for the shittiest season, but keep chugging because s5 is shaping up amazingly so far.

>>10358448
A HAIKU!! ANON IS SO TALENTED!!

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This gem was going to have the power to lay eggs

>>10358482
Someone should tell them that.

>>10358540
Oh wait, anon said REwatching. Then you know the deal with s4

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>I missed the Sugar birthday card

Damn. Well, maybe next year.

>>10358625
is that recess

>>10358612
I know how shitty panic attacks are, but this comic makes me laugh every time it gets posted.

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>>10358612
what fucking millenial made this shit?

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>we're almost done with puke's final eps
sayonara motherfucker

>>10358617
DID YOU SEE THE ENDING TO REIGNS VS STROWMAN

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>>10358774
HELL YEAH, I DID!

They just turned Strowman into Mr.X from RE2 in the middle of the fucking match. There was nothing about that match I didn't love.

That and Sheasaro vs Hardyz is my WWE MOTY so far.

Who woulda thought the worst named PPV would be the best one of the year?

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>that fucking game
>getting fucked by skip a turn

It was fun playing with you guys! maybe we can do this again some other time, preferably during the day and with less turns. Goodnight /sug/

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GG fuckers.

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>eating in a restaurant, leaffag
>see some amerifat off a few tables over
>he sees me looking at him
>screams out "CANADAAAAA"
>someone from the back of the restaurant yells "TETSUOOOO"
>mfw

>>10358763
What? I THOUGHT STUCK TOGETHER WAS THE END OF THIS SHIT

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DON'T LEAVE US

>>10358843
CANTJUKETHEZUKEQUITEYET!

>>10358836
>>10358841

Jesus, well at least it was fun.

>>10358841
What is that? did i miss something?

>>10358841
I clocked out after an hour, I'm impatient

>>10358866
just a dumb RNG game that took way too long to finish

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>>10358836
Host here, 100+ spaces was a mistake.
Also not doing instant classes as well.
If we ever do it again and with someone better, preferably make it less then 125

>>10358866
We played an old game chock full of old memes. Many people joined and many people left.

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Gems should listen to some tunes
>>10358841
I didn't do as bad as I thought I would.

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>>10358842

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>>10358813
I actually called that ending. And yeah, it was good, but i wish Joe didn't lose by just one f5

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>>10358923
>OK

>>10358841
Reference.
Anyway, goodnight /sug/.

>>10358935
I kinda called it, but I wasn't on /asp/ when it was happening so I wasn't involved in the gamethreads or anything.

Seeing it coming didn't stop me from laughing at it though. Shit was straight out of Looney Tunes.

You know, it strikes me that a gem would be an ideal girlfriend for me if they were real, but all the reasons they would be perfect are horrible

>>10358989
What are those reasons, anon?

>>10358972
How the fuck do you fuck up that badly though? Holy shit, everyone on the game thread actually called almost every ending too.

>>10358989
Are you a weird color or what?

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And now to go back to writing and making some caramelized onions.

>>10358887

Yeah, less than 125 spaces is ideal.

>>10358922

Same here, getting third was surprising.

>>10358935
Is there a clip of this. I wana see it

>>10358998
Being predictable has always been an issue with WWE Booking.

At least it was predictable and hype as fuck instead of predictable and dumb as fuck.

>>10358996
Shapeshifter, absolutely no grasp of human taboos, able to drink apple juice and pee it out the same color, will never get knocked up

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>>10359046
Asking was a good idea, those are great

>>10359017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOVEQ8NknDg
Skip to 3:21. That shit had me dying for about a good 10 minutes

>>10359025
I agree with that.

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>>10359046
You are making me wish I was Blue Pearl even more than I usually do.

>>10359172
Peridoodle. Are you good friends with meatbol?

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>tfw no bob gf

>>10359068
my own sexuality disgusts me. I don't even bother trying to date because I can never find someone who will meet my standards and indulge my tastes

>>10359177
>That Rose x Greg part
My sides.

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>>10359180
i have never met this creature
but we are kin

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>>10359245

>>10359245
>tfw the meme pumpkin is retarded and lapisfags ruin all of her fanart by shoving it and the meme gem into all of it

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>>10359283

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>>10359295

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>>10359301

>>10359281
Meatbol is very squishy, shes like a half deflated beachball and is always cold

>>10359307
I remember another lapis cosplayer laying down like that but shes regular lapis does anyone have that?

>>10359321
>always cold
I reject this headcanon.

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>>10359331
I think I have it. Give me a second.

meatbol is always leaving behind a trial of grease

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>>10359331
Found it.

Meatbol vs Peridoodle when?

>>10359295
She has the same facial features I imagine Lapis would have irl. As much as I hate Lapiss Lapizza this is a good cosplay

What kind of seasonings does meatbol have inside of her

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>>10359413

>>10358252
Remember, disliking an artist's work is a terrible sin, but telling someone they're a worthless bitch for doing so is a-ok.

>>10359421
sand

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>>10359376
Never.

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>>10358739

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>>10359384
There are some talented people doing cosplay these days. It is hard as hell to do it well.

>>10359440
didn't me an for that to be a reply

>>10359373
Thanks do you know who that cosplayer is?

>>10359464
lapis

>>10359343
Shes been in the freezer for so long

So now we have peridoodly doo and meatbol. What's lapis's deformed chibi meme going to be?

>>10359519
She doesn't deserve one.

>>10359527
and jasper does?

>>10359464
I think it's Kelly Kirstein.
https://www.instagram.com/kellykirstein/

>>10359546
Yee. Meatbol is cute

>>10359519
an egg

>>10359546
Yes because shes dead

>>10359527
agree. lapis can fuck off

>>10359546
The only thing Lapis deserves more than Jasper is rape

>>10359597
*shattering

>>10359519
aquamarine

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Should I go get some jello to eat

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this arouses me in a warm pleasant way

>>10359734
feet this long are unnatural, they are against god

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>>10359519
Here. Now all we need is a retarded name.

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>>10359734

>>10359734
F L A P P Y
L A P P Y
A P P Y
P P Y
P Y
Y

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>>10356902
Why did you break up with him? Oh my God, was there someone else?

>>10359763
Lapkin.
Because it's square.
Like a napkin.

>>10359769
size 17 feet

>>10359784
They weren't feeling it, and she was contemplating whether to call if off or continue dragging it to the point where they would end up hurting themselves

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>>10359837
>tfw never broken it off with anyone
>tfw got broken off from one and it was out of nowhere

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Bolt2strike here to let you know that Fuckpearl is going to make a comeback! Stay Tuned!

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>>10359877
While I have turned relationships and one night stands down, I have never broken it off with anyone. I do not like the feeling of rejection.

>>10359877
I've had that happen to me too anon. She was a girl that was still in love with her ex and broke up with me because of it, which I didn't mind at all. I had only one bad experience in a relationship, and that was when she used to threaten me about killing herself if she didn't get her way. I told her to do it after months of being abused and she stopped doing it, got butt hurt that it stopped working and broke up with me.

don't we already have a little lapis thing?

>>10359932
Kill yourself

>>10359952
We shall not speak of it.

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How's everyone doing tonight?

>>10359933
Never done either
I don't like that feeling either
>>10359945
That's a really shitty thing to do to someone. Threatening that just to get their way

>>10358023
Concept Sour cream in his underwear cumming through the fabric?

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>>10359995
doing pretty good tonight. how are you anon?

>>10359999
witnessed

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>>10359995
Tired, but doing well.

>>10359995
Good anon, how about you?

>>10359999
Yeah, I used to cry a lot when she'd do that and even laughed at me for doing so. I'm just glad that because of this experience I stopped being a fucking pussy and gained some balls

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>>10359995
took and nap, gotta sleep soon and now im kinda depressed cuz i got work tomorrow

>>10360017
You're a gem Paparschda, you didn't make it

>>10359669
Get a mouth full of D pearl

>>10359752
feet are sexy

>>10360057
molest

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>>10360047

>>10360062
who makes the cutest steppies

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>>10359952

You mean that Lapeep thing?

We don't talk about that thing.

>>10360092
What's wrong with it, sweetness?

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>>10360028
Well glad at least that came out of it for you

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>>10359995

Doing good, I'm playing LBP3 with that Steven skin.

>>10360109
Thanks anon.

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>>10360017
>>10360028
I'm alright, did a bit of cleaning. Mostly looking for things important to me that I don't want to lose when I eventually skedaddle out of here. Now I'm going to draw a bit.
>>10360026
Nice to hear, Bloopleposter
>>10360042
I'm sorry about that. Hopefully the work day will pass by pretty fast?

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I have the flu but my love for Jasper is getting me thru

>>10360092
Whoever drew this is good.

>>10360123
Steven skin?

>>10360092
>>10359991
no i mean the little lapis on this >>10357663
the one with a cake
i've seen it a few times
is this our lappy meme?

>>10360128
That's good that you cleaned up

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>>10360128
Are you close to finally moving?

OH SHIT ZUKE MADE HER INSTAGRAM UNPRIVATE GRAB HER POSTS WHILE YOU CAN
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTQvzhOhqzv/?taken-by=gruffghost

>>10360184
>haggard look in photos is because this is from my old job
What did she mean by this?

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>>10360145

They released four SU-themed skins for LBP3 last year (with Oddsack Lion being locked to the Costume Pack). They're somewhat decent if a bit jarring.

>>10360147

No.

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>>10360166
Less than a year to go. Possibly this year. It really depends on how my mom reacts to my fiance when she meets him in two weeks. She's already made it clear though that she sees him as nothing but a phase and has plans to woo him to "her side" so she'll have someone that'll agree with her that I need to stay with Mommy Dearest forever. Little does she know, he has nothing but disdain for her and finds it funny that she thinks he's daft enough to fall for her shit. If she behaves, the "official" move out date is mid-February. It can't come fast enough.
>>10360229
That Pearl and Lion are horrifying, nice

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOYIlElgM3X/?taken-by=gruffghost
>first christmas off in three years
Sugar please don't make me side with Zuke I will cry

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMpxDc-B9VB/?taken-by=gruffghost
Zuke x Tang confirmed

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>tfw will probably die alone, sad, and in pain

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>>10360251
>That Pearl and Lion are horrifying, nice

Lion actually looks decent compared to base Oddsock (I just realized that I misspelled his name), but I'll give you Pearl.

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>>10360229
I remember posting this on my pearl blog on facebook and getting this beauty back. What the fuck were they thinking when they made this?

>>10360184
>all those photos of her cat

Crazy cat lady alert

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9p4B6s0j4U

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>>10360251
I am happy to hear that you have a light at the end of this tunnel. I is especially good to hear that you have someone on your side.

The level of control your mother wants is terrifying. I hope you can leave this year as opposed to next.

>>10360251
I'm sorry if this comes out rude or anything, but i can't wait for your mom to get BTFO so badly

>>10360279
They deserve eachother

>>10360184
Are Zuke and Tang dating?

>>10360279
Great, we can add pedophile to the list of things Zuke is.

>>10360184
Honestly was not expecting that to be her actual account, i was expecting a link to just more dolphin porn

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGai9pXpaDG/

Projecting as Peridot, again...

>>10360353
Zuke might be the person Tang accuses of traumatizing her but I'm not sure about that.

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>zuke posting again
aight im out, later dudes

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSojrGjhexX/?taken-by=gruffghost
Still working at CN
Lamar and Colin liked a lot of her posts

>>10360184
the more I see from the Zuke the worse I feel for them, though they're definitely immature and have some growing up to do

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>>10360384
see you, anon, have a good night!

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>>10360299

They probably thought along these lines...

>Game where creativity is a BIG part of the gameplay.
>Show that has creative fans.
>???
>PROFIT

And seeing as how this was the only SU-themed pack for the game, it was probably a bad choice.

>>10360057
-holds-

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUGf5b5hIPl/?taken-by=gruffghost
Zuke has ass worms

did everyone just go and die?

>>10360259
Sugar seems to a workaholic, I'm not surprised she expects the same from her employees.

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I hope you're all alright

>>10360323
I got a very good support system, I'm very lucky that way. And yeah, she's unhinged, always has been. She's lost everyone else in her life because of her incessant need to control everything.
>>10360345
Hah, that's not rude.

>>10360439
Zuke needs to stop being petty rude pedo womanchild that bullies children and Sugar needs to stop being tight-ass bulimic that is working herself and others to death

Zuke's instagram just makes me sad.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BV1dU8thfOT/?taken-by=gruffghost
hmm

>>10360493
>pedo
Tang's nineteen.

>>10360259
Zuke said she was stressed out over working four hour days on her private blog

Seems like tang and zuke were really a thing

>>10360416
I hope some game makes some more SU dlc. I'd like to see that. Or a game like Skullgirls making alt costumes that reference the show

>>10360493
Nothing wrong with being s workaholic

>>10360462
Wait, which job is she talking about?

>>10360491
Oh okay then. Either way, that's really mean that your mom would try to manipulate people against you. My mom sorta does that. Hopefully February comes fast for you galax

>>10360508
They were dating before she was 19, and dating an 18 year old as soon as they turn 18 when you're near 30 is very creepy.

>>10360522
A ten year age gap means nothing when the older person is an autistic womanchild

Rather fap to gem OC cancer than zuke post