Did i say "Tomorrow, july 2nd?" Nah, didnt think so.
Hello and welcome to booking for this Saturday's /brash/ sponsored Team Battle XXXVII i think.
Give me 48 tributes and after the game and my official post, we'll begin for 11 teams for Team Battle
Note: This is a /brash/ game, meaning completely different from a /trash/ hg. None of that RP stuff
Supergoyim
Hartmann
John Egbert
Nrvnqsr Chaos
DIO
Inkling
>>10354295
Jack Frost
Vriska Serket
Kazugeta
>>10354295
Reaper
>>10354295
Doomfist
Dio Brando
Terezi Pyrope
Christopher Bee
Vegetable, Carrot-Cake and Krill
Diego Brando
im eggscellent
>>10354295
Sombra
Laura Bodewig
Emotionless Passion
Groose
FOX News
DIO Over Heaven
Ski-Free Yeti
>>10354295
Widowmaker
Ronnie James Dio
Jew
Bootleg DIO
Scruffy
Megoruffy Nigga
FrogTron
The White Devil
Captain Harlock
AVGN
Vietnamese woman
Golf Ball
>>10354295
Vindicator
The World
Pepe
Awoo
Dave Strider
Trunin
RAPE
Based Stickman
Vegeta
nirA
Killa Kween
Papa EMeritus
>>10354513
>>10354469
Swap em please OP
>>10354522
why? we are exactly 48. Also, thanks
Here we are! It's time for the isle of virgins it seems. Fitting name. Are we ready?
>>10354522
No need, they're both in! We can all play
>>10354561
>>10354568
Thought I saw them over the limit, good!
>>10354568
I got a somewhat-good feeling about this
>>10354568
Go ahead.
>>10354568
Looking good. Feeling pretty good about this game
>>10354568
>1 tribute
totally going to win
And we're off! And son is already dead. Marvelous
>>10354642
Well uh, her ancestor was a pirate, I'm sure she will be fine.
>>10354636
That makes two of us, then!
>>10354642
Ah, a pleasant start.
Always punch a shark in the nose to flee
Why do that when you can warp a new friend?
One of the contestant falls off his horse and died. Tell him he's shit
I's laugh too if she had a dick
I can't not cry, we look so much alike
No stealing from the golden temples
Chaos no. he's not a demon, so dont fall for it
It helps that its not his own body that got the virus
Sunburned = melted?
They got Rape'd alright
>>10354723
I'm feeling it Mr. Krabs
>>10354723
Haha, All right. Get your laughs in...
>>10354723
would do anyway desu
>>10354723
Half of the Dios are already dead.
Yeti's dont eat fruit. Common knowledge
Ever heard of a ink knife? Neither have I
Oh Dave, have you no shame?
Got some treasure to match that eye patch
Black Panthers are best jungle cats
Jack Frost is cold as ice
You werent based enough
>>10354793
Fuck
>>10354793
That was a pretty Ice pun you said about Jack there.
Terezi would've gone that way of a swing. No, not THAT swing
Not even satan can save your from that abomination
It's bigger than your fist, friendo
Good thing. Sharks would probably love squid
What else is new with this news?
Who's up for some crushed ice?
Hard to go camo when you resemble America, Frog
Your name now makes sense
>>10354849
All that matters is that I lived.
>>10354849
i wish it fell and dropped in the water
>>10354849
I wonder what it could be?...
Jesus christ. Well, at least i get to die with that thing
Zombies? They already been dead once, this is nothing
What the name of their band?
BIG NEWS: Is jungle spirits real? Find out
White Devil purging the natives. They had it coming
I blame all the rice
No much to think about, Hart
>>10354812
Thanks!
>>10354909
I should've done something better
>>10354909
Just keep you distance for future reference.
>>10354909
This concert just isn't good enough without Strider's sick fires.
He is scary when he's a god
Sadly, you cant punch your way out of this one
How does that work? The entire company get sunscreen?
Part of me feel like White Devil made it ruined
DIE DIE DIE DIE REEEEEEE
Chaos? Slothful? Nahhh
Laura made a crab claw!
Oh goy, you're not supes. He LIKES the sun
FUCK
>>10354988
that's probably telling me that i should actually go out and buy canned air soon
>>10354988
You're gonna pay for that, shithead.
Oh boy, BIG NEWS
Hartmann X White Devil? Dave Strider X Laura? Oh the shipping!
If he can make a zombie servant, maybe he'll heal your egg cancer
Vegeta no!
Vindication....
Blow up the infectinon, why dontcha?
Damn you, Terezi! You killed our meme
And then Dio drank his blood. Wonder what will happen
>>10355071
Oh, how cute.
>>10355071
Lewd
delet
He probably picked the wrong hat
The Angry Video Game...Parrot?
Not sure if dead or wet. Prolly both
Dio + Wolf girl = Explored Virgin Islands
You fool! A cone snail already touched that shell!
>>10355071
Rule #1, Trust no one.
>>10355114
ok, i forgive you for robbing me because these sandcastles are dope as fuck.
>>10355114
Fishing's fun.
Sheesh, why is Dio being such a big help?
You reached your limit, but your save point is moot
Probably nightmare about real Dios dying
A nazi helping a jew? Now i've seen everything
Could someone make a Terezi Pepe?
Chaos has conquer and ate the mushroom
>>10355114
Dio want to make america great again
>>10355175
Dave wasn't scared at all. Not one bit, he's too cool for that.
>>10355175
+1 gold pine resin
How the fuck do you die of HYPOTHERMIA in a tropical jungle...in the middle of the day!
Triple Kill!
Uhhh, i guess it makes sense with Awoo. I dont want to imagine it
Prove that this jew isnt Superman
Robbing a nearly blind girl blind is sick
He wasnt really anyway. Who cares?
>>10355239
Then there was one
>>10355239
guess i was just too cool
Zombies are nothing to this...pirate? i dont know
Hartmann, no! It's a trick!
Rain God = Combat skills. Okay then
The Groose is Loose, everyone
I doubt the drag queen minds
>>10355308
Not a pirate, if anything, a judge, or a lawyer!
Blind Justice!
It's Feast Time! Hartmann will go hungry, but least hell wont await her
Yiff in hell, furry bait
You talk shit about them and gather their dirt, you'll be "reported"
Bottles of Rolling Rock and pounds of food have gone missing!
In horror? I bet he's the one who threw him in
>>10355358
I can't help but feel a little bad.
>>10355358
rip
>>10355358
Thats messed up
>>10355358
Well, I had a good run. Onto TB!
I guess nirA would be the one to hate vidja
A landmine that warp all reality!
I never knew centipedes could kill a man. Now i know
Bravo Laura, now news will never be the same
>>10355358
I don't need your disusting food, Mr. Host
It seems like we have a winner, folks! Death by ARENA it seems. So anyway, place your bets and jinxes for:
>nirA
>Nrvnqsr
>Hartmann
>The White Devil
>Laura
>>10355485
Me!
>>10355485
Damn son.
Rooting for Hartmann or Laura.
Let's decide this now! Release the rich hunters! All that remains in the survivor. THIS is your winner
>>10355485
mhmm
>>10355541
godammit
>>10355541
damn, nirA got the worst of it all
>>10355541
Aw.
Oh well, Congrats to them.
Congrats to you, Hartmann. You won the booking game
>>10355541
>>10355581
Damn right I won
Thanks you all for playing! (Especially those from the discord that actually played and not just sat about to wait for a fucking ping for booking)
As soon as the transparent Kazugeta pops up, i will need 11 teams for Team Battle this Saturday
Alrighty then. Give me 11 teams. GO!
>>10355640
Mexican Space Legion
>>10355640
Neard's Really Good Team With a Creative Name
>John Egbert
>Vriska Serket
>Dave Strider
>Terezi Pyrope
>>10355640
Blood Sisters
>>10355640
Jack Bros
>>10355640
melty blood
>>10355640
DIO's Egyptian Tour Group
>>10355640
UA High's Finest
>>10355640
NSH
>>10355644
(names and images are not in order, ignore that)
>>10355640
STRATEGIST TEAM
>>10355640
FrogTron Senpai
>FrogTron
>Smash Bros. FrogTron
>Halloween FrogTron
>Green FrogTron
>>10355640
Capitalism
>>10355640
Dracula killers
>>10355657
>>10355640
Mercenaries
>>10355640
Helix Federation
>>10355640
cancer.
Kaz and Krew
Mexican Space Legion
Neard's Team
Blood Sisters
Jack Bros
Melty Blood
DIO's Egyptian Tour
UA High's Finest
STRATEGIST TEAM
FrogTron Senpai
Capitalism
Reserves:
Dracula killers
Mercenaries
Helix Federation
cancer
These are teams for this Saturday. Thank so much for this night. Be sure to tune in at 11pm est July 15th, this saturday. Don't fret if your team dont make it, there's still a possibility one of these teams might not make it
Until next time. Later!
Shit! I miscounted! Dracula Killers is one of the teams. my bad
>>10355781
See y'all there, two in a row here I come!
timer thingy for different timezones
http://itsalmo.st/#teambattle37
>>10355781
swap these teams mate
>>10355666
>>10355726
>>10355781
>i'm IN
Yes!
Fuck it, posting new list
>>10355906
If the name is too long then just 'Egyptian Tour Group' is fine
>>10355906
Good idea.
1. Kaz and Krew
2. Mexican Space Legion
3. Neard's Team
4. Blood Sister
5. Jack Bros
6. Melty Blood
7. DIO's Egyptian Tour Group
8. UA High's Finest
9. Helix Federations
10. NSH
11. Frogtron
12. Captialism
Reserves:
Dracula Killers
Mercenaries
cancer
Okay, this is the official line up for Saturday. Night