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Shitpost

Do not roleplay with Ribbon

You're an idiot

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Have this to make up for our shittery somewhat

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Shitpost kero~

>>10351177
>Ahri has a puspus instead of a fortune cookie

This pleases me.

Reminder to report
>>10351181
Mods have already stated shit like this isn't allowed, especially from HG.

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>>10351076
Smug. Let me tell you how smug those posts made me since I read them. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'smug' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the smug I feel directed at Gorgay at this micro-instant. For the goat. Smug. Feels good, man.

Oh and speaking of, what happened to that imgur of all the pathetic shit from the hg discord. Anyone have that?

apologies from the rest of hg who don't enter this autism

>>10351200
Literally >>reddit

>>10351212
That was just Hoshi being a gay nonce.

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>>10351181
It's like pottery

has there been any erp today at all?

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>>10351200
I'll bite.

Quote a rule that states I'm not allowed to host game on trash outside of HG threads, with events I got from the 4chan api with legal methods.

>>10351217
Why not? it's literally just having a shit and giggle.

>>10351205
Remind me to read that doujin again.

>>10351217
lmao fuck off Cuck

>>10351228
I still want it

>>10351270
It's literally just Hoshi. Even HG hates Hoshi.

>>10351177
Ahri is best slut.

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>>10351257
Fuck that made me laugh
>Several people are typing.

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>>10351241
>inb4 someone gets their own entry

>>10351232
niceu

>>10351212
>>10351270
Is this what you speak of?
http://imgur.com/a/iuMMk

>>10351287
This is the ultimate HG game. I'm having more fun reading these than any other code

>>10351298
Yes. And well we're at it someone have the letter?

>>10351257
Who is hot mom?

>>10351241
The one that stats spamming and flooding aren't allowed outside of /b/ and that still applies on /trash/

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>>10351284
>>10351191
If there's one thing we can share, it's a like of porn

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>>10351313
And this is only trash.

Imagine this with every board.
Caching events.
And much more

>>10351287

>>10351298
Where's the /erp/ version?

>implying mods do anything on this board

>>10351330
me on the left

>>10351330
Now this is some good quality. Post more.

>>10351327
>3min/post is flood
:thinking:

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>>10351317
Of Course

>>10351330
Damn that pic is good.

>ERPfags reduced to feast on 2016 drama to convince themselves they're better than HG
My fucking sides

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Did anyone ever get the Tiger Poster?

>>10351353
Any large quantity of off topic posts is. Also please don't try and ignore the call for contenders and the flood of posts that follows.

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>>10351346
>>10351347
>>10351359
Hater is good

>>10351376
>those nails
honestly kys

>nibbas that spend eight hours a day fucking roleplaying on 4chan thinking they're better than the other retards that roleplay for eight hours a day on 4chan
you're both fucking autistic
t. /tlhg/

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if any of you roleplay with that ftt pedophile again i will spam these threads again

this is my one and only warning

just don't roleplay with him, and i won't have to work my magic

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>>10351331
The future is now.

>>10351368
No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

>3min/post
>1min post timer w/o image&pass
>no one evades here
Stay salty.

>>10351368
It's simple, the game is imagespam at it's core, so they don't see something as a bad thing

>>10351343
There's probably a Paul one somewhere but so far there isn't one like this I know of. Which isn't to say stupid shit doesn't happen over there because boy it does, it's just that no ones bothered with the effort.

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>>10351360
>HG talking to themselves in a ded thread is supposed to BTFO ERP.
You guys are just tsundere for us, why else would you constantly come here and start to insult us without any provocation from us? But don't worry we luv u 2 bb<3

I demand people ERP as SRW waifus.

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>>10351382
It's just the one character he draws them with because bird

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>>10351388
/hg/ and /erp/ status
[x] TOLD
[ ] NOT TOLD

>10351393
>Negan
>Wanting hg to stay away from erp
>calling his work "spamming"

kys fake Negan

>>10351394
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
Nope. You can call it whatever the hell you want, try and deflect by saying its multiple people, rules are still rules. I mean, we both know mods aren't gonna do jack shit and they never have, but at least don't try and make up excuses for your tantrums

>>10351411
Are you this desperate to be relevant?

Reminder that good ERP with no interruptions and skilled writers is awaiting you at F-list!

>>10351409
why do all his characters look either sad or done with life?

>>10351416
I mean, the real one was Kamina, and that retard liked to pretend we were all on good terms with one another, so the fake is better by default.

>>10351388
>niggas that spend every waking moment RPing and only stop to sleep
WEW

>>10351360
What? No this isn't a superiority thing, I just got reminded of it with /hg/ coming around for no reason

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>>10351418
This is the last (You) from me.

90 uids proves you wrong. Stay pleb faggot.

>>10351394

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>>10351425
I like the "fuck everything" look myself but that's really just a Reimu reaction

>>10351421
I miss the /tg/ erp threads. Those were very fun.

>>10351393
What avas are his?

>>10351408
Seolla or Excellen? Don't say Katina

>>10351434
Weren't there like 6 of them?

>>10351448
rate my sluts

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>>10351419
Are you this desperate to damage control?

A board for /erp/ sounds pretty enticing Tbh

>>10351448
Your numbers don't have shit to do with anything and we both know it, but have an enjoyable afternoon

>>10351459
Excellen.

Always weird to see /ERP/ and /HG/ talk about dyingand shitpost each other, but other generals like /ftt/ and /joi/ keep to themselves and are shitpost free. Really makes me think.

>>10351466
This child's art style unsettles me deeply

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>>10351463
Original, and the one who constantly went for Jakuri, was Kamina. The others were one-offs, and don't really matter.

>>10351481
Fuck off Ribbon

>>10351467
That exists on 8ch. Kind of a mix of these and the original /tg/ threads. Check it out if you want.

>>10351481
It because both ERP and HG are tumors that need to be removed from the face of the planet.

>>10351481
I can change /ftt/ in a few minutes, if you'd like. I'd say the same for joi, but you're far too disgusting for anyone sensible to touch.

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>>10351448
This isn't just shitposting.

THIS IS HOSHITPOSTING.

>>10351481
It's because those threads don't have big personalities who get full of themselves like RP threads do.

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>>10351450
His art is shit.

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>>10351421
>good ERP
>skilled writers
*snifflez ur feets*
mmm...!

>>10351488
That board is dead as fuck, and the owner is a lunatic autist.

>>10351421
>Skilled writers

>>10351457
Okay Mecha

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>>10351483
PARADO! You dare enter the lair of the gammmu Masta!? Watashi ga Kami da no kissama ore sanjou.

>>10351498
From personal experience, totally forced anonymity is the only way to avoid this level of cancer. Identities feed into egos far too easily

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>>10351503
Opinions. Alright, I'll post one more by a different artist and leave you guys be.

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>tfw you're in Discord erp server and dont have to deal with any of this shit

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>>10351518
I don't have time to deal with boring people, Kuroto.

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>>10351497
The perfect mix of events.
Hosting.
Shitposting.
And customizability.

>>10351509
I never said otherwise, I'm just noting what you talked about exists in real life
>>10351517
Did that faggot go to /tg/? He doesn't strike me as the type.

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>>10351531
Sorry for annoying you guys, peace

>>10351538
Thanks paper Mario

>>10351531
Fucking leave

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>>10351540
YOU WILL RESPECT MY GODLY TALENTS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10351531
Got more birb touhou lewd?

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>>10351483
Huh, who'da think it

>>10351538
>Thinking the servers are good
get a load of this guy

>>10351483
>still having this big a crush on an ava who's gone

>>10351568
No.

>>10351571
>That level of obsession
It's Lupin, isn't it?

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>>10351557
Die.

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>>10351543
I HAVE ASCENDED.

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>>10351568
aint got none, caught me as I was leaving
have a mouse instead

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>>10351571
>>10351587
>Salty about a friend leaving due to shitposting makes me Lupin
I'm more insulted than you'll ever know.

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>>10351538
>thinking the servers are good
>get rights to post in off-topic taken away for saying "where's the lamb sauce" once at three different times of the day
Nah.
+1 UID

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>>10351590
>inb4 fatal event

>>10351606
I am visibly confused

>>10351590
>This is what Hg roleplays to
>This is what their hobby is like
It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

>>10351632
Low quality bait

>>10351632
Drink bleach, Baron.

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>>10351608
WINRAR

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>>10351616
I asked where the lamb sauce was three total times, each being at a different time in the day.

I was then warned for shitposting/spamming because of it, where I then got my rights to post in off-topic taken away.

I'm still confused as to why I was even issued a warning for something so minuscule.

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>>10351673
And the placements, ze

>>10351675
Virra's, I assume? There's probably some people on the mod team who dislike you, which is funny considering most of them have abandoned the threads anyway. Don't feel bad, though, at least they didn't ban you outright like they did to Kurisu way back when.

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>>10351553
No idea who he is, but thanks.
>>10351569
>Thinking the threads are better than the servers
Yes, I also enjoy 16 year olds playing shitty furfag pokemon who posts CP while having a autistic green alien sperg out about a fat neckbeard that broke up with him over Overwatch.
The threads the best, thank you for showing me the light.
>>10351606
You said a lot of other stupid shit before that and I'm surprised you aren't banned desu. But, to give you some credit, its pretty funny seeing Midna getting all pissy whenever you post, so keep that up.

>>10351673
>>10351680
>My shitpost won
Ayyy!!
Thanks for the game

>>10351697
Why even post if you detest the threads? You're not painting the server in any better of a light by coming here with a condescending tone.

Evens: Main character
Odds: New character

>>10351137
Good fucking taste lad.

>>10351710
Leave him, he just wants to start shit and make people hate Discord even more.

>>10351697
I never said the threads were good, I'm just saying you're deluded if you think the servers aren't just as saturated with that level of cancer

For the record, DMs are the best way to go

>>10351720
I'm still playing the new character

>>10351720
Are we finally going to get some non-shitposting?

>>10351733
No, he sounds just like that paper Mario faggot, except that autist finally realized he needed to shut the fuck up after a while.

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>Discord outage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I

Just

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>shitposters are here only because discord is down

>Discords down
Fuck sakes, now I have to go to this place.

>>10351835
But Discord only went down a few minutes ago, and the ERP threads have been around for who-knows-how-long.

>>10351842
I feel you, I feel you deeply, I deeply feel the feeling that you are feeling.

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>>10351696
Yes, Virra's.

I've been waiting for the outright ban desu, I know it's coming.
>>10351697
The funny thing is, I asked the mod that attempted to warn me for shitposting/spamming, and he/she/it said the cause specifically was posting "where's the lamb sauce".

It'd be kinda shitty if they lied to me.

>>10351826
Just one post anon, most people don't really care that much. Discussion about it is ded at this point.

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(In other news, guess what folder I'm building!)

>>10351862
I dunno why they let you in, when so many of them are worried about you just existing in the server. There's so many other, more tangeable problem children in that server, that you shouldn't even register.

>>10351862
What's it like being an ava on HG, I might try it for practice.

>>10351873
Generic big tiddy anime slut #1391 ?

>>10351873
>Another tittymonster that's going to be butchered personality wise in ERP

Oh wow, this is new and interesting.

>>10351873
That teacher from HSotD.

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>>10351873
Shit I'm no good at this game...

>>10351887
>>10351898
Nice post.

>>10351887
>>10351898
>They fap for the personality

Loling at you cucks
That's why ftt is better than you

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Rip discord. I knew ye well.

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>>10351882
It might be because I stray away from their hugbox mentality.
>>10351884
It's autistic.

You should do it.
>>10351873
what this guy said
>>10351898

>>10351929
Will you be present for the funeral?

>>10351929
Is this cuck Samus?

>>10351929
>Tfw finished the reply and sent it off and then the outage ate it up
(Feels bad man.)

>>10351955
.. A-awoo

>>10351944
No see that last post is probably why you're getting in trouble. It's for being a bit of a douche

>>10351944
>It's autistic
Sounds right up my ally then, how big should a folder be?

>>10351873
touch me teachs

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>>10351947
I don't know if I have a black dress.
>>10351948
No. Cucking is bleh.
>>10351951
Give me a hug man.

>>10351873
My body is ready.

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>>10351965
I'm going to speak the truth, even if people think I'm an asshole for it.
>>10351972
Low autism - 50 images
Medium autism - 100 images
High autism - 150 images
Supreme autism - 200+ images.

Avas that are actually played right and don't have their characters ruined?

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Link is now available for violating.

>>10352017
Canon sluts.

>>10352017
Furry porn

>>10352017
Adachi.

>>10352015
>I'm going to speak the truth, even if people think I'm an asshole for it.
Yeah, and problem is thats sort of the thing retarded shitposters say a lot to try and justify their pointless shitflinging

>>10352021
It's everything I've been waiting for!

>>10352017
Trixie

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>>10352044
I apologize if telling the truth hurts people's feelings sometimes.

That's how the world works though, well, back before the days of hugboxes and safe spaces.

>>10352017
Midna

>>10352021
Which of the 3 are you?

>>10352017
everyone

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>Came for Erp
>place is only memes and shitposting

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>>10352056
I've never played Link before, but he's awfully cute all dressed up, ain't he? He's available for all kinds of lewd, depraved things. All you have to do is ask~!

>>10352102
Can I fuck his tight boipussi

>>10351955
Oh Lycanroc let me lick that butthole

>>10352099
>kissu

>>10352102
Well, with all this bullshit going on I could do with a toy to take out some stress on, so bring him over!

>>10352102
You're a little small for a Gerudo. But you're still really cute.

(I like trap surprises)

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>>10352099
If I ever saw your bitchboy ass in front of me I'd make you dress up like the slutty girl that you are and suck the sweat off my balls

Faggot

if dubs, ERP must do the most sfw session possible

>>10352119
>>10352139
>>10352142
Are all typefuckers unironically pedophillic boylovers?

>>10352164
Fucking hot.

>>10352164
Yes please.

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>>10352169
Nice post faggot

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>>10352164
Oh my. Harder, Boss.

>>10352102
Link?
>blake

>>10352192
Are you mentally retarded or something? You do this to every Link that comes through.

>>10351929
(Cleo available for a session?)

>>10352070
>back before the days of hugboxes and safe spaces.
Yeah, I don't even know you and I'm pretty sure the problem is with you.
As a word of advice, theres a line between hugboxy tumblr stuff and just being a rude asshole no one likes to be around

>>10352176
>>10352188
>>10352190
I'd pin you down and fuck your boipussy so hard that you'd think you turned into a real girl from the multiple orgasms your prostate was having

You'd stink like cum and sex for days after I was through with you

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>>10351929
I want to offer Chie a beefstick.

>>10352203
Yes and yes

>>10352215
You should give her the ol' Cleveland Steamer, brother.

>>10352169
This is the kind of posts that make ne hate this place. Instead of roleplaying all you faggots do is shitpost or complain about some mundane bullshit that noone cares about.
Eat shit and die

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>>10352209
>being an honest man makes you a rude asshole
Oh, okay.

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>>10352223
I don't do scat.

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>>10352088
...none of them? I'm kind of new poking my head in so if Link's a commonly played character then woops.

>>10352119
Well, you *did* ask nicely.

>>10352139
Thread seems a little tense, so maybe I came in at the wrong time. Or I'm just what y'all need to relax! I'm sure Link wouldn't be able to resist being someone's for the evening though, so would you like to start or shall I?

>>10352142
Link's disguise was hardly an impressive one. He lacked the dark tan skin and deep red hair that all gerudo possessed, and he was more than a little too short and too slender to be mistaken for even the smaller gerudo women. In his mind though, the disguise was perfect, and he had to do the best he could to blend in! Still, the compliment caught him off guard, his cheeks could be seen turn the faintest shade of pink beneath the silk mouth cover. He did not speak, lest his voice give away his true identity, but instead he gave a soft nod of his head as thanks.

>>10352225
No, having no civility or social skills to speak of and pointlessly railing on things whenever something you don't gets brought up like a true basement dweller does.

>>10352240
I want the lovely Junko Enoshima-chan to shit on her pet Junkodogs.

>>10352246
Bend over, bitch boi and let me fuck your tight hole
>whips cock out

>>10352067
>Shotgun x balls
>Not ruined
Try again

>>10352270
quality rp

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>>10352270
>>10352292
More like quality r.i.p!

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>>10352246
There can never be enough Links.

>>10352292
>Not knowing Chat does this to every Link

>>10352291
Trixie is literally so dedicated to her Chrysalis that she ruined an irl marriage.

Who do traps/guy ava get more/cringier replies than female ones? Is it true homosexual people can't RP for shit because all they can think of is cock?

>>10352017
Very generic characters that lack complex personalities beyond being "cheerful", "excited", "mischievous", etc.
But I'm sure someone can find a way to fuck that up too.

>>10352314
Kass you fuck every Link, stop being a slut.

>>10352246
Thread is a little tense, which is exactly why it's for the best you showed up. Since you're the one playing the character, would you like to set the scene however suits what you're doing best?

>>10352246
These huge women could learn a thing or two from you. I hear Gerudos only stay with men strong enough to take them.

>grabs your hand firmly but calmly

Let's go somewhere private.

>>10352314
Damnit Kass!

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>>10352351
>firmly but calmly

>>10352334
Nice bait, you bored or something?

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>>10352247
I do have civility and social skills, as surprising as that might be to you. They just don't translate well when it comes to the internet, which is why I can understand when people become irritated with me when I call out their bullshit. Also, that was a pretty nice basement dweller insult you just tried to deliver there, pretty sad you had to resort to attempting to insult me during this discussion. I rent the upper floor of a house, just so you know.
>>10352256
I don't know how many dogs she has left, I'm not really interested either.

>>10352360
>grabs your stardick firmly but calmly

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Anyone order a bag of shit?
It's here.

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>>10352382
Uh. Anon. Could we uhm- Take this somewhere private? My boys are watching and I don't want to look like a faggot

>>10352378
Name off some avafags the you dislike. Do you have any rivals?

>>10352360
>>10352408
teach me how to ERP sempai

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>>10352205
Sh-shit anon. I didn't actually realize the time, it's getting late for me. S-sorry! Have a lewd as condolences.

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>>10352314
If I didn't know better I'd say you were hitting on me.

>>10352346
Well, that depends on what you want to do. If you just want to play generic anon, if you want me to top or bottom, whether you want to pair Link up with a girl or make this dangerously homosexual, it's really up to you. I'm in a flexible mood so most things work for me.

>>10352351
> Link wouldn't have known the littlest bit about that. He had been infiltrating this small gerudo encampment for only a short time now, and while he had heard all sorts of strange things from these tents, he hardly knew a thing about what the gerudo did to the people they had captured. Still, the thought distracted him long enough that he hardly noticed the hand that grabbed his before it tugged him away, and soon he was scurrying to try and keep pace!

"W- why?"

> His voice was little more than a whisper, still worried this stranger of all people might recognise him!

>>10352450
Late? Are you actually in Egypt in real life?

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>>10352471
Now that'sa tab bit rude don't cha think?

>>10352378
I mean, I don't know. You already made one pointless posting calling someone picking up an ava you dont like stupid so forgive me if I don't just take that at face value. The basement dweller thing wasn't directed at you per say, just pointing out thats the sort of people who usually act like that, but the I'm super cool in real life response isn't helping your case much either.

>>10352471
post more /erp/ memes.

>>10352499
Nina
Faye
Sponty
Kibbles
Shy
Trixie

>>10352499
Fuck Arslan

>>10352491
(I want Harley to rob the store I'm working at and happily torture and humiliate me for fun while she does.)

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>>10352482
We can go with that, yeah.

Where the fuck is Kokonoe at?

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>>10352518
>t.Arslan

>>10352507
>God Tier
Trixie

>High Tier
Sponty
Shy

>Mid Tier
Kibbles
Nina

>Why are you even in this list tier
Faye

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>>10352524
>Torture and humiliate how?

>>10352528
Literally who?

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>>10352339
>>10352358
What can I say? Link are just adorable, especially the ones who wear Gerudo Vai outfits.

>>10352472
Maybe, but to be honest the outfit matches so well with your figure. Male or female, I could never understand how you do it. I've tried it myself once, but the results weren't as appealing as to when it came to a young Hylian male such as yourself.

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>>10352499
I'd post the filter but I'm on mobile, so here's another one.

>>10352472
Why? I know they teach you how to become a wife.

>The stranger pulls you close, his pulsing erection pressed against you as he looks you in the eyes. His hands run down your back and grab your ass.

>>10352548
>Trixie
>Can't play shit besides MLP
lol

>>10352494
Unironically go back to tumblr. This is painful to read.

>>10352548
>RPers I like tier
Trixie, Sponty, shy, Kibbles, Nina, Faye, everyone else.

>>10352526
Well maybe later tonight, or what for you would be tomorrow morning.

>>10352561
Shut up you gay bird. You're hella adorable.

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>>10352569
Guess you could say she's a one trick pony

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>>10351249
Hey
Read that doujin again

The QT smug vampire demands it

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I'll post my card if someone wants to do stuff

Evens I play Shadow of Mordor
Odds I debut new character

>>10352553
However she feels like in the moment. It's more about her having fun at his expense than specific actions.

>>10352604
>Smacks

>>10352604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csqp-Mslq_c

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>>10352624
>I wouldn't mind that session. But not right now, not exactly in the mood for that kind of stuff.

>>10352528
(I'm here, just lurking. I don't think anyone is in the mood for a session, though.)
>>10352557
(Ow.)

>>10352472
(Alright, well, let's just start something and see what happens!)

>Anon shoved open the door, stepping out into the cool air. He'd come all this way to get his rocks off only to find everyone in a heated debate, he didn't need to be around that.
Well, I hope I'm not the only one out here, at least..
>Letting out a sigh, he took a look around for a few seconds, his eyes eventually spotting what appeared to him to be a small girl in some sort of concubine outfit
Yeah, that'll do just fine..
>He started to walk over to Link, waving his arm to catch his attention

>>10352650
This is really autistic I wish you will never post it again.

>>10352528
Wait a couple of hours or so. They get on much later in the day.

>>10352681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csqp-Mslq_c

>>10352672
Oh ok. Just your friendly neighborhood witch mommy checkin' in. I like the hot bants.

>>10352672
Koko puffs.

>>10352672
Hey I didn't mean it as an insult, I just don't recognize the name

>>10352686
>>10352672
Welp. Nevermind.

>>10352654
Another day then. For future reference, what kind of store should it be? Anything where Anon would close up alone at the end of the night works.

>>10352654
>Revs up Harley's handlebars

>>10352686
>>10352715
(It's not that late for me, but for most American time zones it would be. This is the earlierst I've been here.)

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>>10352439
There are many people I've claimed to dislike throughout all my time in HG, but that's me just fucking around to see if I can liven things up or rile people up.

There's only one person I don't like and that person is Bolin. I think you can understand why.

Also, I don't have anybody I consider a rival in HG.
>>10352494
If you want to know why I made that post, I'll tell you the exact reason.

I made that post because I know almost every character that gets picked up for use in the /erp/ threads turns into a generic slut, having their personality and all the other things that makes the character stand out erased. It might be just me and a couple others, but I'm not exactly a fan of ERPing with a generic slut. It's what I assume fucking a prostitute is like, except you don't have to pay money.

As for the "super cool in real life" part of your post, I forgive you for still trying to lump me in with the basement dwellers. I'm sorry you think my response comes off as "I'm super cool irl guise", I was only telling the truth and I don't intend to lie during this discussion.

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>>10352718
>I was just thinking of a corner store kind of thing. Gas station what not.

>>10352725
>Vrooms up

>>10352734
Ah, so no wonder I've always played with you during the really dead hours. It's not that late here either, as it's close to 8 right now.

>>10352756
That works. I'll check if you're more in the mood for it another day.

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>>10352561
S- shush! I'm in a disguise for a reason! You can't just go about saying I'm a Hyl- I'm one of *those*. And stop talking about me like that! This is a d- disguise, nothing more!


>>10352567
"W- wife?!"

> The next few motions were a flurry that Link struggled to follow. He was grabbed, tugged, and pulled, held close against the imposing figure that stood above him so that he could not escape no matter how hard he might have squirmed. He didn't struggle, instead overwhelmed by the hands that wandered across his body, from his slender waist to his wide, curvaceous hips, and the plush cheeks of his behind that were so soft and gropeable they were indistinguishable from any woman's. Link's hands felt for the man's chest and pushed, but he felt weak in his grasp, and it instead came off as a desperate grasp or clutch of his clothing as if trying to remove the garments, and even brushed against something unusually thick through the material when they accidentally sunk low.

"W- wait, are you h- hard?"


>>10352673
> Link's hands ran through his hair to hold it back as he pulled the silk covering on, finishing his disguise. This would do splendidly to infiltrate the Gerudo camp, he thought to himself as he admired his handiwork. The silks flattered his form immensely, and in the dim light he was indistinguishable from a real woman. Perhaps not a Gerudo woman, who stood a good few feet taller than he did, but perhaps they'd mistake him for a younger one...? Now all that mattered was-

> Someone saw him. A figure approached, waving his arm to catch his attention, and it made Link almost freeze in place. He rushed, kicking his neatly folded green tunic aside into the dust so it would not be seen, and hopefully his identity not be revealed, and he pulled the silk covering up over his mouth to complete the look. He looked up to the approaching figure, and gave him a gentle nod to acknowledge his presence, and stepped out slowly from behind the rockier outcropping.

>>10352790
>>10352700
>>10352698
(I'll try and be on at the usual hours, but I don't know if today is good for me.)

>>10352850
If you aren't up to fooling around then don't and take a rest. There's always the next day or any day after.

>>10352608
I wish somebody would play her.

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>>10352528
Man, you guys gotta specify which Kokonoe or some shit. Goddamn parallel realities.

>>10352831
Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a high quality subby twink Link?

This isn't LK, right?

>>10352896
Shush and go drug up some clueless people alternate Kokonoe.

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>>10352831
I see. Well, young Vai, I see you've already picked up a couple of willing Voe who'd be more than willing to hold your hand in admiration. Don't let this old vure hold you down. However, that doesn't mean I won't come around to see you here and again. Play nicely, now, and may the light shine brightly on your path. Or, I think as the Gerudo say... "Sav'orq"?

>>10352885
She's a loli, silly

>>10352831
Do not be surprised, you're a beautiful young girl who would make any man hard.

>The stranger brushes his hand through your hair, removing the cover from the top. He lifts the garment from your flat, hairless chest and gently caresses your nipple. He lifts the veil just an inch to lock in a deep, probing kiss as he kneads your bubbly, supple ass.

>>10352896
Should I call you Koko 1 or 2?

>>10352831
Hello, you over there!
>He called out to Link as he got closer, the young Hylian's figure coming properly into view. More than a little flat chested, this one, but nothing Anon couldn't work with.
Well, fancy seeing a cute little thing like you all alone out here..
>He cocked his head to the side, smiling down at Link, a good foot shorter than him. One hand rested in the pocket of his dark trousers, while the other took Link's silk mouth covering between a finger and thumb, feeling the material
So, how much for the night?

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>>10353013
>Koko

>>10352948
that doesn't change anything

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>New trap Ava
Only a matter of time until PureAnon shows up.

>>10352896
Hush up Koko puffs.

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>>10352935
Fine.

Hey, want a free lollipop?

>>10353013
Don't call me Koko. How about you guys just call me Professor? That way we can tell the difference between me and the other one and I don't have to deal with the stupid nicknames I know you all are dying to tack onto me.

>>10353070
....Deep breaths. The shrink said to not send anyone into orbit today.

>>10353053
A loli
From a doujin
Where she's basically naked the entire time

Yeah, good luck posting here here

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252+ SpA Luxray Hurricane vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Anon: 171-202 (89.5 - 105.7%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO

>>10352918
If it's with Kass it's probably LK, seeing as he only ever puts in effort with the gay bird.

>>10353106
that guy posted a shit ton of censor edits, though

They say if you post an ava's favorite food, they come out of the lurking bushes.

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>>10353091
How we meet halfway and I call you Professor Koko? Sounds cute AND sophisticated!

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>>10353139
There are no bushes large enough to hide me and also I don't eat

>>10353091
Sure...
>He knows that their's the possibility that the lollipops of hers may be spiked with drugs, but he can't help but to accept her offer, extending his hand to her. He's been hooked on their sweet taste ever since he first tried one, and he's just recently run out of his secret stash.
They better not be spiked though!

>>10353162
You're shit when you're not 2B

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>>10353139

>>10353091
Your butler has arrived, finally.
>Had it been a month since their last meeting? He should really come around more.

>>10353170
Okay Mecha.

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>>10353170
Thanks
>>10353188
What does mecha have to do with it?

that holo from last thread isn't new, it's a vintage holo.
https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/2455373#p2456344

>>10353185
(Wrong science cat, anon! But if they're okay with doing that session then that's cool as well.)

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>>10353143
No. Professor K is the closest to that you can call me.

>>10353165
Yep. Definitely not spiked.
>Kokonoe reaches into her sleeve, pulling out a definitely spiked lollipop.
Knock yerself out.

>>10353185
Butler? What? Did I order a butler??

>>10353176
Thats startlingly hot

>>10353227
Fine, Professor K(oko), what's up? Been a while since I last saw you.

>>10353214
They're trying to force a boogeyman I guess. Haven't seen Mecha post in almost a week myself.

>>10353227
Do you ever purr?

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>>10352831
I arrived here this thread, so I haven't a clue who LK is!
Personal favourite Gerudo Link image incoming.

>>10352945
I'll take that as a compliment [s]because I've never played Breath of the Wild, know basically nothing about Kass other than that he's a bird, and wouldn't be able to properly respond in-character as Link since he has the personality of a paper bag[/s]. The bird's cute I guess.


>>10352962
"N- no, I should really g-"

> His words were silenced as his lips were captured in a passionate kiss, rough lips against his softer ones, and despite his originally resistance he sunk into it, finding every touch to be intoxicating. Was it the outfit, the person, or maybe some of that gerudo wine he had drunk earlier..? His hands clutched a little more tightly against the man's chest, and his body shuddered as fingertips caught the sensitive nub of one of his nipples, forcing ripples of excitement to dance up and down his spine with such intensity it forced a short, sharp, and impossibly girlish moan to escape his slender throat, a noise he did not think he was capable of making.

"D- don't say that..."


>>10353047
"How much...? For what?"

> Link kept his voice low and soft, hardly a whisper, lest his voice be recognised. He struggled not to let them catch in his throat though as the man captured the silk material to feel between his fingers; it was almost as soft as Link's own flawless skin, now flaunted with this outfit. He felt the man's eyes wander his own form, and while it made him feel awfully embarrassed, at least it meant the disguise worked and they thought he was a girl, right?

"Oh, I don't d- dance, I..."

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>>10353267
Keep it up. I'll smack the parenthesis out of you. Anyways, same shit, different day.

>>10353296
No.

>>10353227
>He takes a minute to observe the lollipop after it was presented to him, still not trusting her one bit. But he takes it either way and quickly pops it into his mouth, his time without one making him desperately crave one. He lets out a satisfied hum as its flavor spreads all over his tastebuds, and in an instant, he forgets all about his prior worries.

>>10353313
I'm good at this strikeout thing, promise.

>>10353332
No strikeout on non blue boards, cute link. No harm done.

>>10353332
There is no strikeout on 4chan

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>>10353326
I lied. You're either gonna grow some type of animal ears or you're gonna spontaneously combust. 50-50.

>>10353320
Okay I'll quit it, but I got a question. Other than your parallel universe version, Koko 2, you ever consider making more of yourself? Like with a cloning machine?

>>10353313
LK is another Link, unfortunately he's not around much and when he does come on people like to shit post about "claimed" memes and someone else likes to say he is a back stabber. It's kind of a curse to use Link desu, anyone that does tends to leave or get shit posted by anons.

>>10353320
But you're a cute little kitty cat. Of course you do!

>>10352102
OK, stand still while I load a TG serum into this tranquilizer gun....

>ywn have a threesome session with both kokonoes

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>>10353373
Not really. I don't really see why I'd need to. More Tagers however...

>>10353407
>smacks anon
Hand slipped.

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>>10353414
That's my fetish

>>10353363
...What?
>He immediately stops sucking at the news, causing his mouth to hang open and his candy to drop out soon after. He grows cold and scared, worried that his life is in the hands of a simple coinflip.
You told me that it wasn't spiked! Is there an antidote or something that can prevent this?

>>10353313
>The stranger's nipples harden and his skin starts to flush as you clutch onto him. The intensity of his desire burned in his eyes, tracing every inch of you he could take in. As you try to speak, he touches a finger to your veiled lips.
Lose yourself. It's a special moment.
>The stranger once again massages your tongue with his own for a moment, barely lifting the veil for access. He gently pushes you to your knees, his throbbing cock aching for release from his pants.
You know what a good wife should do.

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>>10353348
My newness is showing. Thanks for informing me.


>>10353382
Ah. Well, I'm just taking a simple character out for a test drive here. Maybe if I settle I'll move to someone else. Thanks for the warning though, I suppose~!


>>10353414
...TG serum?

>>10353313
Do you take me for a fool? Wearing an outfit like this and telling me you don't dance?
>Anon raised his eyebrows and leaned forwards, letting go of the silk and instead taking Link's chin, pulling his head so the two were looking eye to eye
But, of course, "dance" is just what you say to the police, isn't it?
>Suddenly, he took a hold of Link's slender wrist with his other hand, pulling him in so that their bodies were against each other
Now then, let's drop the act, shall we?

>>10353428
But you'd be able to easily lessen your workload! Your clones can work on separate projects so you wouldn't have to put anything on the back burner. Plus you can draw numbers on them to keep track of them and give them cute little hats!

>>10353467
No problem. Will definitely have to give this hero a proper oral workout when you're less swamped. You're doing great so far.

>>10353467
You're doing great with the character, only tip I'd give you is to ignore the shit posting and stray away from Chat.

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Can someone explain to me this ERP thing because I really want to kown

>>10353467
Aye, serum. Shoot it, hit your mark, and watch the magic happen! That outfit will fit better than you could possibly imagine!

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>>10353437
I said I lied.
>Kokonoe states, putting a welding mask on and watching anon closely for any signs of animal ears or bursting into flame.
There's no antidote for something that's already happening.

>>10353496
I think you'd do better working at an amusement park than trying to give me advice. If I know me, I know I'd just drive myself insane.

>xxxxxxx7
(voux)

>>10353517
Are you still here

>>10352548
>God Tier
Sponty
>High Tier
Trixie
Kibbles
Nina
>Mid Tier
Shy
>Why are you even in this list tier
Faye
ftfy

>>10353556
It's paul