ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

this thread made me want to kiss space radar

>>10340837
same desu

>>10340807
the satellites
>>10340837
same

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>>10340758
>Hit.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
>ZAP EVERYTHING.
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tranquill: 98-116 (134.2 - 158.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>10340837
same

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>>10340807
>>10340899
Deffo the satellites.

>>10340778
Good luck mate.

>>10340793
Just call me Stibium.
You could always try and pry off the actual name off my dex or Porygon2.

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>>10340793
Lucky you there's anons working on robots here.
Maybe one of them can make a bod for you.
Or Colress, if you can pull him away from his robugs.
>>10340724
>Sweat
.... decline to answer.

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>>10340807
YES!!

on this day: an anon singlehandedly made all of par want to kiss space equipment

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>>10340807
The stories people tell about it.
>>10340793
Hmm....
Shower every day, replace shampoo with something like Calendula oil, trim the ends every two weeks, use a hair mask once every week...
What else...
Let your hair air dry, brush it like it's made of gold aaaand.... Use a boar bristle brush after the primary brushing.
I think that's all of my tips.

>>10340905
>Birb is down!
>Whatever the last pokemon is it isn't showing up yet...
>Better start looking.

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>>10340905
>>10341065
"Alright, good work dude, let's finish off the pokemon here and then I can check out the books."
>Looking for trouble

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>>10340837
>>10340895
>>10340899
>>10340917
>>10340991
(holy hell)
>>10340924
.i could but like
.should wait until the first date
.gotcha stibi
>>10340935
.yes
.yes
.i am going to wear so many hoodies everyone will go poor
>>10340968
.good taste
>>10341050
.i am going to have
.the best hair

>>10341148
>J letterman jacket
THE RABBIT HOLE ONLY GOES DEEPER

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>>10341065
>>10341143
>Help the dumb blonde find birds.

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>>10341148
What style will you go for?
Long? Short?
Pulled back? Down?

>>10341143
>>10341209
>Wow you guys suck.
>Bewear makes itself known by Brutal Swinging a bookcase onto the two.
>Kat should roll to dodge it, Rider can be a backup roll if she fails.

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>>10341299
>Are odd dubs still bad?
>Either way dodge roll that shit

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>>10341148
I've heard rumors about Colress and his robots, maybe you can get a lewd robot bod from him.
Complete with its own strip pole.

>>10341299
>Dubs, huh...
>I'll figure this one out.
>>10341334
>You manage to dodge the falling bookcase, making it into the midsection of the library.
>The Bewear is wearing a Choice Band.
>It pulls a bench off the ground and tosses it at Kat and Rotom.
>Roll to dodge or retaliate as you feel.

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>>10341334
>Shove Kat.
>>10341375
>DISCHARGE!
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Bewear: 39-46 (38.2 - 45%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>10341388
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Bewear on a critical hit: 58-69 (56.8 - 67.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
(danx crit)

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>>10341201
(shit u got me)
>>10341295
.ehhh
.long maybe
.get a rockstar thing going on
>>10341357
.is there a limit to dick length
.i might pick like
.all of it

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>>10341148
Lets get you a robot body, a hoidie and its on.
Maybe you could get the robotics dude with his work, look out for Emmerich in here some time.

>>10341357
>SIPPP

>>10341511
(Welcome back dude)
Material cost etc etc...

>>10341554
(hey nerdman he said earlier he wasnt gladi)

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>>10341375
"Oh shi-"

>>10341388
>>10341403
>Thrown out of the way
"ooph, thanks for the save dude. now finish it off, DISCHARGE!"

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>>10341554
... what?
>>10341511
It's Colress so...
Probably only limited to what can be retracted back into your chassis.
Idk, let's find out.
I heard of a trick, let's see if it works...
>Roll to summon Colress

>>10341388
>>10341600
>Bewear still isn't ignoring Kat!
>It takes another swing at her!
>Again, go ahead and roll to dodge.

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>>10341511
Got a color in mind?
Red might be neat.

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>>10341600
"Good g-"
>>10341655
"WILL YOU DIE?"
>Do a zzt.
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Bewear on a critical hit: 58-69 (56.8 - 67.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

I don't really know much about space but I remember wanting to go there when I was younger.

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>>10341554
>>10341570
(fuckin is this gladi guy god am i jesus what the fuck sorry im not gladi)
>>10341554
.ill give him a ring
.i am going to make my dick solar
>>10341615
.i dont think it worked amigo
.lemme see
>ring his phone instead
>>10341667
.i was gonna go blonde but red is cool
.definitely red
>>10341711
.its rad

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>>10341717
"..."
>Colress answers his phone.
"Who is this? Where are you?"

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>>10341655
>bewear is bad at life
>dodge that shit

>>10341676
"Alright!"

>>10341676
>Bear is KOed!
>>10341733
>Dubfail.
>Since I dubfailed too I'll give you that dodge, feel free to have her get a papercut or something.
>A few of the shelves are knocked over but otherwise the library is yours to explore.

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>>10341570
(Heck, time for shame corner)

>>10341615
Nothing just sipping coffee loudly.

>>10341717
(A player that was well received and used a very similar writing style as your current char)
Shit, new mines are going to need to be opened for all this robodick.
Truly the robot uprising we deserve.

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>>10341717
>(is this gladi guy god)
(Yes,)
(Anyway, he's just very liked here, tends to disappear for long periods of time aaaand you talk a lot like him. I wouldn't worry about it dude.)
Sounds like you'll need a guitar to complete the look.

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>>10341717
Psst
Don't leave me hanging, what's going on?
>>10341786
>Squint
You sure it's nothing?

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>>10341760
>bruised elbow
"Alright, I think that was the last of them... let's check out these books, maybe there's something in here about a fountain of youth or some shit..."
>Book hunt: BEGIN

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>>10341730
>microsoft sam voice is go
.hey
.i heard you make robot dicks and bodies
.whats the price on that
>>10341786
>>10341790
(fuck gotta develop a new typing style)
>>10341786
.gotta get it made out of pure gold
.the real goldmember
>>10341790
.and to learn how to play it
.not having hands all your life is a bit of a downer
>>10341812
.he sounds kinda confused
.very

>>10341831
>I'm so sorry, you look through the books.
>Every one you come upon is completely blank.
>In some of them the pages flicker and move in impossible ways, clipping into the book and then back to their original position.

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>>10341845
(You don't have to. You're hardly the only one here who talks like Gladi - I've mistaken Bones and myself for him once or twice.)
Well... You're going to get to change that.
Is there anything you're looking forward to doing?
With the robot body.

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>>10341845
"Is that a voice modifier? You must have something to hide... Anywhere from a few thousand Unovan to a few billion."

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>>10341845
What, are you speaking french or something?
Using the Siri voice?
Making '2001: A Space Odyssey' references?

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>>10341876
"God fucking damnit"
>She throws a book across the room
"Fuck you too universe."
>Kat walks over to the west door and throws it open

>>10342054
>The west door leads you to the final room.
>Another small chest sits on the floor, the same wooden door behind it.

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>>10341812
>sip
Nothing.
Just like this empty cup.

>>10341845
(It's fine)
Plunder a shitton of temples and churches and you just might.

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>>10341956
(fuck)
.well
.when i get to earth
.i need to see if the rumors of it being infested with updog are true
>>10341963
.sweet
.talk to you then
>click
>>10342003
.i dunno i think he was confused about getting a random call
.how should i earn a billion in like
.a week
>>10342096
.on it
.rape and pillage like the kahns

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>>10342067
"Alright..."
>Kat kneels down, opening the chest
"Gimme something good"

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>>10342131
.... What's "updog"? I've never heard of it.

>>10342144
>Dubs.
>You are just a loot hound.
>You get Choice Specs, Micle Berry, Custap Berry and an Assault Vest.

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>>10342131
You can hack any computer and cell tower, right?
Sell secrets.
Rob bank accounts.
>>10342096
>Cross internet squint of doubt

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>>10342168
.you
.really dont
.holy shit
.ill tell you when youre older
>>10342211
.oooh fancy
.sounds like a fun way to get shot down by rocket
.im in


.alright ill read your stuff tomorrow
.sun is out of view so i gotta stop shitposting and conserve power
.see ya fleshies

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>>10342191
>nice stuff
>Now for the wooden door
>Kat steps through it, expecting more of the strange house-dungeon thing

>>10342427
>Kat steps through right into a field in Hoenn.
>Time for me to narco, I'll give you a much better dungeon when I don't have work super early.
>End scene.

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>>10342384
I'm 19, how much older are we talking about...?
... Buona notte, juice.

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>>10342211
>Sip

>>10342384
Later, then.
(Time to narco)

>>10342427
>>10342446
>Addition.
>For some reason your motorcycle followed you to Hoenn

p9 bump

>Faceless hoenn league anon's team gains a few levels while traveling to Petalburg city

Alright to Petalburg woods to try and catch a shroomish
>gonna do a take 20 which is essentially repeating a task until you get a desired resuilt
>if this is no good please tell me

beep

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>>10340807
The mystery and unknown that we might never know what is on the other side
And that satellite is pretty cool

would snug a satellite

Help me PAR I lost my voice a few days ago.
What's the best way to communicate without the help of a pokèmon?

>>10345961
bring a whiteboard with you?

>>10346046
Without looking like an idiot either.

>>10346134
...Learn sign language?

>>10345961
>>10346134
Pay a sentient government satellite to translate for you

>>10346176
You know the whiteboard doesn't sound that bad actually.

>>10346220
As cool as the satellite seems.
No I'm sure it has much more important things to do anyways.

>>10346234
Go for the whiteboard. Also I,m pretty sure the satellite doesn't have better things to do.

>>10346291
Alright.
Thanks.

>>10346319
Have fun!

>a sentient satellite is my favorite par character rn
this is either a failure of our setting or a success

What's this about a satrllite?

Hello.
I have a question.
How do you tell if someone is interested in you? I've been getting looks from someone and don't know if they are more than friendly.

>>10347714
Male or female?

>>10347789
Female.
I blame the confusion on the species difference.
That and my senses for such thing being warped by... "Daycare" life.

>>10347873
Guess I should have been more specific, if they're female then attraction signs are subtle in humans and I'm sure more so with pokemon though you also have pheromones to work with.

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>>10347896
I hope you are right.
I am, unfortunately, accustomed to much more brazen signals than most.
I'll see if this goes anywhere of that nature, and hope my Trainer doesn't get too terribly upset.

>>10347955
Well I know when I flirt with somebody it's all about body language, twitch of the ear to indicate interest in what they're saying to the obvious slight tail wagging among other things.

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>>10347955
Keep it slow and if things go wrong you will maybe avoud catching flak, maybe.

screee

Talklessanon here again.
Something something happened.
What's a good pokèmon to start with?

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>>10349088
A Ralts maybe? Or some other easy to train Psychic specializing in telepathy.
Just don't let them into the pots and pans.

>>10349331
I already have a whiteboard for that.
Er.
I'll consider it though.
Any other ideas?

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>>10349088
One that will respect you, and not engage in a dominance struggle. Thus, I advise an Eevee. The ones I have met were quite trusting and optimistic.
>>10347982
I think the perfume is throwing off my senses.
In any event, she's fond of me and my Trainer, though I don't know if it's in that way.

>>10349574
Perfume? Is this female human or a pokemon?

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>>10349712
Human. I swear, she's giving that look, but as I implied, I can't trust my nose.

>>10349797
Hmm I'd never trust a human that covers its scent in something artificial.

>>10349574
An eevee huh?
Alright.
I'll consider that as well.
Make my choice when I'm sure.

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>>10349346
Still could do better. Maybe a dex with text to speech instead.

>>10349574
Too bad Eevees not from some shady daycare are rare.
Good luck you and your trainer with the girls, just remember that words are not always what they mean at first.

>>10349797
She will eventually have to say it straight.

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>>10349574
>>10349837
Yes Eevees bond easily with their trainers though maybe a bit too easily.

>>10349838
Hmm.
Maybe.
Need to find one first though.

>>10349867
They are a caring pokèmon.
Of course they bond easily.
Several of the species evolutions is related to bond.
You are a sylveon.
You should know that.
With evolution through love and all.

>roll to summon juice

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>>10349951
Yes I know I'm just reaffirming what he said.

>>10350013
Oh okay then.
Do all sylveons crave sex?

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>>10350196
I'd assume they crave it as much as anybody else does, why?

>>10350234
I heard a rumor they all craved it.
Was confused myself because I knew a sylveon who didn't want anything to do with it.
Then again she seemed very touchy during what I assume was it's heat cycle.

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>>10350276
Oh well I mean sex is nice but sorta like you mentioned the overwhelming urge is only during estrus.

>>10350315
Oh.
Well now I feel stupid for not knowing the obvious sooner.
Thanks.

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>>10350355
Sure thing, if you have any other questions about us I can try and answer.

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>>10340807
all of it. since i live there.

>>10350732
Ha.

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>>10350423
How low or high maintenance do you consider yourself to be?

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telling you right now space doesnt exist

>>10350899
I mean
You're not wrong
Technically.

>>10350899
Look up faggot

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>>10350899
space does exist though

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>>10350964
exactly
>>10350966
heaven
where im not
>>10350991
where

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>>10350876
Not very high maintenance, I eat what you'd expect for my size and can handle being left alone for any reason but its best if you set aside time for playing or cuddles.
Personally though I hate pokeballs and the same is probably true for other pokemon so if you can spare the room let them out of the ball as much as possible.

>>10351038
What if my pokemon want to play, suck, and jerk me off? Do I let them? I don't mind

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>>10351132
Uh I guess if you're fine with it then sure?

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>>10351009
look at the sky at night
and there it is

Help me my pokemon won't stop fucking me. My male pokemon won't quite cumming in my ass while the females won't stop riding me into submission.
Almost all of them seem to have a mutual agreement to fuck me.
Now this wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't loosing sleep.
How fix?

>>10351225
(Losing* Fuck phone posting.)

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The weather in Hoenn will be rainy today! Make sure you wear a jacket!

>>10351290
Hey thanks little dude
>>10351225
Best bet would be to talk to each of them and set some boundaries or ground rules.

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>>10351038
Time is not an issue currently, just budget and room.
Especially given that problem with pokeballs, I've heard of it before and keep my two pokemon out of them when possible.

I really should try to get a proper home before looking to get more pokemon.

>>10351225
Give them a stern talk on that you need sleep as well? Lock up your room?

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>>10351290
If Hoenn needs saving someone tell Ruby to do it.

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>>10351225
well
that was quite a predictament
uhh maybe tell them that you need some space and time to sleep
knowing boundries and limitations is important in a relationship
i think i was never in one
>>10351290
how will be the weather in sinnoh?

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>>10351308
>>10351357
Have fun!
>>10351403
Southern area around Sunnyshore will be cloudy but should clear up by 5. Northern area is going to be as snowy as always!

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Hey guys, does anyone need any odd jobs done?

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>>10342450
.uhhhhhhh
.like 20 more years
>>10342481
.not anymore

>>10351825
.ill give you 20,000P if you can get doritos into space

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>>10352110
>throw at

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>>10352110
Okay!!
Just gimme five minutes, I don't have any Doritos at home!!
... are you wanting me to give the Doritos to you??

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>>10352110
... that's a long time.
What's so important about "Updog"?
Obviously we didn't have it in Oblivia.

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>>10352124
.oh fuck
.oh god
.who got liquid on my camera
.fuck
>>10352145
.yes i need some doritos to
.wait how are you going to get into space
>>10352180
.well
.before they put me into space
.earth was INFESTED with updog
.i mean
.everyone had it
.it was horrible

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>>10351520
sheesh i should move out of northen sinnoh
But i don't have the moneyto buy a new house so i guess i'll stay here
>>10352110
Hey it's you again, hello satellite
Or do you have a name i should call you?

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>>10352210
With Nebby!!
Well um.. I'm not going into space but...
But my Pokemon will go there!
I've got the Doritos, I just need um...
Coordinates of some sort!

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>>10352210
Sounds like a disease to me.
What was it like?

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>>10352333
.yooooooo
.juice is good
.since like
.its my name
.names are a construct tho so go for whatever
>>10352350
.oh fuck
.retrograde around earth
.above hoenn
.big old sky pillar directly underneath
.give or take some apple juice
>>10352370
.ended up in space before the outbreak happened
.it was horrible
.everyone was asking
."whats updog?"
.no one knew

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>>10352444
Alright!!
He'll be there in ten seconds!!
>And lo behold, ten seconds later a Solgaleo carrying a bag of Doritos in its mouth arrives, an Ultra Space portal closing behind it.

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>>10351038
You hate pokeballs? They are pretty great though. why do you hate them?

>>10340807
Gorilla Spacefare

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>>10352558
They're boring and kinda lonely after a while.

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>>10352444
That...
Still doesn't make much sense to me, but it sounds like you lucked out a little.
... What do you plan on doing with Doritos?
You don't have a mouth... do you?

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>>10352444
Alright, juice is a silly name but i like it
You're a cool satellite, juice

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>>10352556
.yep major tom to lion control the doritos are here
.wait fuck how do we do this neither of us talk
>flash red light at nebby for confirmation
>>10352607
.im glad
.i mean it probably wouldnt have effected me since i had the mental depth of a shuttle but
.yknow
.i dunno probably gonna see if im big enough to get doritos to orbit me
.science
>>10352633
.well
.its better than something like pioneer 10 or something
.no number slapped on yet

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>>10352590
Yeah boring a bit i guess. Beats walking everywhere.

>>10352742
>red light
(u fucked up)

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>>10352590
Can't sleep in there?
I mean, I guess my team does not complain much about them, being able to go on standby mode.

>>10352742
Are you sure you got the mass?

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>>10352742
Nebby can talk psychically, but uh...
That only works if you have a brain, sorry!!
>Red light
>Arceus forgive him, for he did not know the pain and chaos he was about to unleash on himself
>You flashed a red light at a cat. Nebby in particular has a long lasting grudge against red dot lights.
>With a flash of psychic power the cat leaps
>Evens/Odds here for whether it hits or not, because I don't think you knew about Nebby and red lights

>>10352993
Well sure I can sleep in it but imagine sitting in a featureless room for hours on end.

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>>10352742
yeah
there is personalitty in it so it's fine
yeah not putting a number after loses a bit of the individuality

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>>10352742
I suppose a satellite of junk food would be pretty funny.
Maybe the body you get will be capable of digesting food or something.

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>>10352834
(i will bear my fuckups)
(if big j dies ill roll something else)
>>10352993
.i am all mass baby
.all the time
.hold on angry space cat
>>10352997
.dang
.no brain juice
>miss
>uh
>try a green one
>>10353023
.im sure p9 would be cool if he like
.yknow
.woke up
.probably not gonna happen
>>10353033
.i will become the trash master
.fear me as i burn up in the atmosphere

>>10353069
>Delete system 32 to deced to godhood

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>>10342446
>>10342539
>I assume after the initial confusion that Kat got a hotel with Rider again
>She looks out the window at the rain
"Alright dude, which mountain do you think Jirachi is hiding in?"

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>>10353069
I told him to kinda just
Throw the Dorito bag at a satellite!!
It'll be easy, no talking needed!!
>Meanwhile, in space...
>Our favorite space cat stares and squints at the satellite.
>That's the thing Sun wanted him to throw chips at, right?
>With a flick of his head he tosses the chips in the satellite's direction, watching to see if they make it.

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>>10353069
what happened to him?

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>>10353069
Is...
Is that what would happen if you tried to come back to Earth?
burn up and die?

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>>10353006
In that case yeah, that's one irresponsible trainer.
How is yours?

>>10353069
Hell no I'm not going to let that happen.
Ring ring NASA there is a satellite in need of saving.

>>10353129
.nope gotta try harder
>>10353289
.well he took a swing at me
.rude lion
>woosh the first doritos in space
>roll for if they orbit juice
>>10353306
.still in space somewhere
.just not lucky like me as far as i know
>>10353311
.yep
.cant wait to get killed by fug
.my dream
>>10353338
.ring ring how did our satellite gain sapience
.shoot him down

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>>10353409
... "fug"?

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>>10353409
He did???
That's weird!!
Did you have a bag or something??

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>>10353409
Well shit time to bust out the independent contractors.
Wait what do you mean a lion attacked you
What the fuck

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>>10353466
.fugasius gondii
.the apex predator of the world
.someday hes gonna smack my shit
>>10353482
.nope
.pewed a laser at him for confirmation since i got no brain
.now im watching doritos drift toward the sun
.beautiful
.it brings a tear to my eye
>>10353782
.i dunno
.i think its gone?
.nya

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>>10353146
"Hm... If I'm gonna be honest catto probably Mt. Pyre or somethin'?"

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>>10353834
Can I get free TV from you?

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>>10353834
Ohhhh!!
Nebby hates lasers!
Something about lasers and bags being evil, terrible monsters that need to be stopped?
He doesn't like mirrors either, he says the cat thingy in the mirror scares him.
First Doritos to meet the sun!!
Yes!
>The catto is indeed gone, tearing open a portal in space to make his escape back to earth

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>>10353834
That...
That kinda sounds like a made up thing to me but...
I'll trust you on it being real.
What's it like?

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>>10353854
"Then that's where we're going."
>She hops on the bike and then they're off to Mt. Pyre
>Rolling for travel time

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>>10353834
Estimating various centuries before the doritos hit the sun.
In before a Minior or some other space pokemon eats them first, like that lion.

>>10354064
Whaaaaaat

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>>10354051
.what do you want my man
.ive got the hottest godzilla 1954 torrents
>>10354064
.well
.remind me to fold in the solar panels next time
.spooky space cat be damned
>>10354108
.long
.green
.google says he has hemis
.i dont want to get smacked out of orbit by hemis
.are you gonna keep me safe
>>10354184
.im gonna go for 300 years and probably a 75% chance of it being eaten

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>>10354257
Torrent? Why are you throwing water at me? I just want to know if I can get cable from you. Where do I shove the coax line?

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>>10353409
that must be awful
i hope they find him someday

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>>10354415
I'm sorry but what are you exactly?

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>>10354184
Yeah!!
He still thinks he's a Cosmog, it's really funny!
>>10354257
At least you're okay!!
It would've sucked it if he ate you or something, that's what he normally tries to do to laser pointers!

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>>10354257
...a green space noodle?
I don't know how I'd keep you safe, but I can try...?
Are... you wanting me to kidnap you from space?

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>>10354429
i'm a person

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>>10354356
.i gotta come down there and get all open for that
.kinda defeats the purpose of being in space
.fuckin time be damned im future proof
.maybe
>>10354415
.same
.probably wont
.oh well
>>10354493
.well i cant say vored by a cat isnt on my study list now
.cough
>>10354528
.i mean im sort of only really useful in space
.if you can find a way to get 36,375 kg of space bullshit moved around subtly
.then youre some kind of god

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>>10354531
you're the oddest persona ive seen.

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>>10354671
You lost me after "down".

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>>10354671
yeah, well i hope that doesn't happen to you juice
>>10354719
well i am wearing this suit so this might have wierd you out

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>>10354671
... no, I don't think I can. That's a lot of space stuff to move.
I'm sorry, looks like you'll be getting smacked out of space by hemis.

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>>10354671
Um...
I could have Nebby eat you if you want??
I don't think it'll be fun though...

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>>10354778
.unless youre from like
.the 20s
.then im from space
.think man think
>>10354807
.if i get knocked out of orbit ill crash in your front yard
.feel free to gut me so you can get a new house
>>10354824
.buy a flatbed
.or an aggron
.actually id probably put an aggron to shame
.time to learn heavy slam
>>10354906
.ehhh not today
.gotta become immortal first
.beat the bike lady to the shot

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>>10354906
Maybe if very carefully.
Don't crunch the sentient satellite.

>>10355101
Do you actually want to come down from space?
Maybe ask the space dragon to not smack you.l.

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>>10355101
Actually, early 90's. And locked in a basement.

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>>10354807
But what for? looks hard to put on.

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>>10355202
Oh....
No, Nebby reeeeeally likes to crunch and chew on stuff!
>>10355101
But...
You're a robot!!
Aren't you already immortal???

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>>10355101
Yeah I have a Ledian?
As much as I like my Ledian I don't think he'll be able to help much there.
.... Aggron are a bit too... dull... for my taste.
I prefer Pokemon with vibrant colors.

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>>10355202
.ehhhhh kinda do kinda dont
.ill just go with the flow
.if something knocks me down then oops
.guess im dead
>>10355236
.shit im older than you
.go to your room
.went up in '61
>>10355268
.ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.not really
.up until a wire frays im immortal
.and then something goes wrong and
.whoops youre dead
.some of the cells on my solar panels dont work so
.thats fun
>>10355311
.xerneas
.you need xerneas
.go get xerneas

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>>10355101
i don't know if i can, i am talking to you it would feel wrong
>>10355258
well i just feel better about myself wearing it
it's not easy to explain

>>10355420
(fuk sorry)
.come on
.friends let friends steal their internals for money
.jk im kidding
.making jokes is how i cope with my inevitable demise
.haha

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>>10355375
Xerneas?
The colorful deer thing?
I don't know where I found find one of those, what region are they from?
>>10355481
.........

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>>10355375
So wait...
Couldn't you um..
Move your consciousness to a different body or something??

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>>1035537
>run: drive/programs/terminal/terminal.exe
>login:rootroot:
>pass: ********
>cd /room/
>directory "room" not found
I have discovered that I can't go to my room.

>>10355549
(whoops)
>>10355375

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>>10355375
Well shit.
Gotta find a way to hijack another satellite.

>>10355514
Kalos I think.
Good luck with that.

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>>10355514
?...

>>10355686
turts "jews are bad news"

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>>10354170
>Now they're at Mt. Pyre
"Alright Rider, let's find a wish."

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>>10355514
.kalos
.if you need a spotter im here
>>10355531
.uhhhhhh
.i dont know if ANYONE has the bandwith to transfer off a conciousness
.even if my shit is kinda
.whats the word
.basic
.shallow
>>10355549
.grounded then
.no hovering mister
>>10355631
.need to get into a rover
,nyooooom

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>>10353338
Don't have one anymore actually but when I did, pokeball time was not something I looked forward to.

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>>10355935
"Where do you think it'd be?"
>Rider grumbles against the rain.
"Let's get into a cave, come on."

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>>10355472
(it's fine it was me who took too long, distracted with drawing)
don't think about the end, just enjoy the current moment

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>>10355965
I don't have a driver for that anyway

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>>10355965
Kalos?
Oh.
That might have to wait until later, I haven't even gotten settled in Unova yet...
But... I still have that boat ticket from yesterday.
I think I'll visit Nimbasa, try the musicals and whatnot.

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>>10356025
"Right, let's go."
>Rolling to find a cave

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>>10355965
Wait but...
Isn't there a thing you can do where you kinda...
Plug in a cord thingy and then kinda...
Just...
Download the data??
I see it in movies all the time!!

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>>10355965
Uh yeah. Would need to get your comms upgraded somehow.
Or get a station wagon full of hard drives up there in space and back.

>>10356004
I'd say "I'm sorry" but it seems you are better off now?

>>10356075
Update.

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>>10356027
.yeah yeah true
.gotta live while the living is good
>>10356075
.install it
.google
.torrents
.jfc
>>10356132
.wooooooooooo
.tell me how it goes donuts
>>10356165
.yeah but
.it kinda doesnt work when youre in retrograde orbit around earth
.unless you have a long ass cord
.its no dice
>>10356414
.yep looks like my best bet would be crash landing
.rip me

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>>10356162
>Cave get!
"Well at least its better than the rain. Fuckin' rain."
>Rider lights up the cave.

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>>10356414
Incompatible.

>>10356493
What's a google?People keep talking about google. Is that like Ask Jeeves?

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>>10356493
I'll be sure to.
I'm not going to have Wifi on the boat, so...
Talk to you guys later.
>Rollin' for how long it takes to get there, last two numbers.

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>>10356493
But what about...
PORTALS!!
I mean I've never um..
Never tried having two open at once but...
It might work!!

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>>10356414
Yeah I am a bit but still felt bad when the bond was broken.

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>>10356507
"Could be worse, at least the rain is pretty."
>Kat looks into the cave, wondering if she needs to prepare for an attack

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>>10356664
Yeah that's why getting too attached is a bad idea.

>>10355420
I can see. i like it!

>>10356755
Well I didn't really have any say about getting attached.

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>>10356493
Welp.
Guess the only option left is to convince space dragons and lions to not get close to you.

>>10356556
Not with that attitude.

>>10356664
Yeah, even with all the bads I guess there were some goods.
Most feel that when leaving behind family, or what used to be family.

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>>10356751
"Isn't as good when your leather jacket is replaced with plasma. I ain't seein' anything."
>Arc a zap into the distance.

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>>10356556
.its like ask jeeves but better
.come ooooooooooon
>>10356647
.see ya
.beeeeeeep donuts located
>>10356663
.sounds like a fun way to end up dead
.does
.do your portals conserve speed
.very important
>>10356808
.alt idea
.orbital laser
.whoops got too close heres my ghetto hyper beam

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>>10356493
yeah living and enjoying your life is important
>>10356755
oh, thank you
i also made this suit myself, nice huh
and since i live in a place that is snowing almost all the time i don't have to worry about being too hot

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>>10356808
Not with my hardware.

>>10356849
I found something. It's a big white screen with a box in it. It says Google. I think it wants to know if I feel lucky?

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>>10356808
Something like that. I honestly wish I still had a trainer but I'm afraid to go out and let myself be caught for fear of getting a bad one.

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>>10356831
"Fair enough, I guess."
>She walks a little deeper into the cave, looking around
"Neither am I."

>>10356885
>toss Up-Grade at porygon

教えてください

私はかわいいと思う?

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>>10356917
"False positive? Who knows."
>Arc another shot into the distance.
>>10356931
The cutest.

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>>10356849
Hell yeah lasers.
Do it.

>>10356866
Have you considered making suits for others, as a business?

>>10356885
Upgrade the hardware then. The chassis has barely had any changes since 1996.

>>10356898
Well, it would help to know your geographic area.
There many good trainers here, one should be near.

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>>10356849
Um....
You don't um...
You don't slow down too much or anything??
But like...
If you were to loop them or something you'd slow down!
>>10356931
Wow, it's been a while since I've had to read Japanese!
Um... Sorry anon but um...
I can't tell you without an image!

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>>10356953
"Did you expect Jirachi to be easy to find? If it's here, it's probably deeper in the caves."
>She keeps walking into the darkness
"If we find him, we'd be getting three wishes, you know, not just one. What should we wish for after making sure I'm immortal?"

(Just so no one panics, there won't be a second wishening on my part, no turning humans into pokemon again.)

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>>10356953
本気ですか?
私はかわいいですか ?

>>10357012
...私は考える必要がある
....
...
..
.
私はかわいいですか?

>>10357038
(sad)

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>>10357038
"What about the coolest robot body money can buy? Ehhhhhh?"
>Rider shrugs, going further into the cave.

>>10357048
>>10357103
(Fug)
You look pretty cute to me!

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>>10356866
.and living is rad
.minus the lonliness
.and the inability to feel anything
.and uh
.yeah
>>10356885
.yep you found it
.go get em tiger
>>10356986
.all the lasers money can buy
>>10357012
.huh
.what about friction?
.kinda dont want to burn up

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>>10357103
"Oh please, you're already perfect the way you are, you don't need some humanoid robot body, you've got a kickass motorcycle!"
>The hunt continues!
"Maybe like, turn all humans into pokemon, that'd be pretty co- wait, no, then I wouldn't have this body and the whole thing is pointless."
>She chuckles to herself and follows the cave walls
"I dunno, maybe we only need one wish?"

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>>10356986
well i can't
i don't have the resources to actually do that
>>10357143
you must be pretty lonely in space, but at least you can talk to us
if i was able to mee you i would hug you
i mean i guess it would be a bit easier if i hugged you instead of person honestly

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>>10357048
Um... I'd say you're pretty cute?
>>10357143
I'm uh...
Not really sure how they work?
But um...
The Celesteelas that rocket through them don't burn up or anything so...
You'd probably be fine?

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>>10356931
>>10357048
Uh
What

>>10357143
Living above us all watching everyone but alone
or
Living here but not being in space

Hard decisions.

>>10357170
You should.
That suit seems pretty well made.

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>>10357115
...私はあなたに遅れている

>>10357185
私はあなたを美しくすることができます

>>10357226
私はかわいいですか?

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>>10356931
I agree
>>10356986
I am in kanto near Viridian city

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>>10356926
...What do I do with this?

>>10356986
That sounds painful.

>>10357143
How do I get a tiger?

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>>10357263
Uh
Let me get the Google Translate one
...
IDK

>>10357337
If I were a pokemon in Kanto-Johto I'd hop in the nearest ship out of the region, considering the recent laws.
And considering the region at all.
Actually I'd just get out no matter what.

>>10357405
Not if the technician is properly trained.

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>>10357263
But... I'm already pretty as I am!!

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>>10357157
"Turnin' all humans into pokemon is a jerk move. You'd live forever if you turned into a magnet."
>Rider follows her in.
"I dunno if he's in here."

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>>10357170
.maybe one of these days
.just gotta keep on keepin on
>>10357185
.wellllllllllllll
.ill think on it
.call me indecisive but going to earth just to sit on the floor and do nothing sounds kinda
.unrad
>>10357226
.yyyyyep
.heh
>>10357405
.you just do
.come ON


.hell
.energy at 15%
.i need to get some downtime
.see you guys next rotation

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>>10357510
What region do you suggest then?

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>>10357534
"I don't want to be a magnet though, got nothing against them, but they don't have curves like these."
>There's gotta be either an end to this cave or a sign of a sleeping wish pokemon at some point, right?
"But yeah, turning people into pokemon would suuuuuuck, everything would fall apart."

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>>10357337
>>10357510
...私は考える必要がある
....
...
..
.

>>10357515
十分ではない

>>10357611
>nice 11s
>the form of a frail woman staggers from the darkness of the cave, dull eyes locked on you
>the woman drops her scarf revealing a slightly... uh...
>out of place oral anointment
かわいい女の子。

私はどうなの?

可愛い?

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>>10357635
"...Rider, Discharge, I'm not putting up with this shit again."

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>>10357575
Space is the place.
Later.

>>10357576
Unova, Alola or Kalos. Sinnoh or Johto if you can't get that far. Smaller regions not named Almia or Orre can also be nice.

>>10357635
Lets just say that you are cute to someone.

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>>10357226
maybe one day when i get more money
>>10357575
probably
how would you react to be hugged by a person
i mean you are sentient and all

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>>10357635
I'm totally cute enough!!
I'll even ask!!

>Sun walks over to the window, slamming it open and leaning half way out
"SIIIIILVER!! AM I CUTE??"

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>>10357661
>If you wanted to blow up an illusion fast, that'd do it
>It's a Kuchisake-onna...
>er...
>I mean... uh...
>Banette!
>An extremely specific Banette!
>An extremely specific Banette that just got roasted
...Kik...

>>10357706
>>10357777
>The extremely specific Nippon Spook Reference would be very confused and too busy walking in circles to cut you if it wasn't deep fried plush right now

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>>10357790
"Crawl back into your hole, you murderous piece of shit. Rider, Discharge again!"

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>>10357777
You'll be cuter when I rearrange your stupid fac-!
>thud
>Sun has fallen out a window
>Onto Silver
>Why do dice cover these people with fails every time they interact?
>They're shippers, that's why
>between gasps for the wind that got knocked out of him by five feet of falling Champion, you can vaguely make out words like "crush" "stupid" "loser" "kill" and "baka"

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>>10357790
>>10357856
>Whops, do a zappo

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>>10357635
I think your cute bby

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>>10357777
>Cat: pull an altered beast and RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
>Or something
>Pelt the sun with mass amounts of coinage then return to the ether

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>>10357790
>>10357886
>Good job on that doubletap
>Ash would be proud.
>Ash Williams, not Ash Ketchum
>And I mean the Ash Williams from Evil Dead, not the one from Mass Effect, although she was cool too
>what was left of the plush terror flops to the ground in a smoldering heap, smelling of hard candy and burning cotton
>a shadowy black mass rises, standing out in a distorted humanoid visage on top of other shadows before it vanishes in a luminescent teal wisp

>>10357918
>rip nippon spook ghost, it got zapped before it could cut someone's mouth open

>>10358006
(whoops)
>>10357856

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>>10357880
>Oh hey, falling out the window didn't hurt as much as he expected
>Thanks Silver, for the soft landing
"AAAAH I'M SO SORRY SI-"
>>10357930
>The poor champion is cut off by coins
>His scream is some sort of mix between surprise and pain
>Poor Sun

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>>10357886
"Thanks man."

>>10358006
"Right, for future reference, if we come across an injured woman, we zap it first to make sure it's not a ghost trying to kill me or steal my body or whatever."
>She chuckles to herself as she pushes onward
"I don't blame them if they want my body, it's a good one."

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>>10357930
>Silver shoves Sun off him onto the ground, scowling even as his is pelted with cross-fire coinage
>roll to punt catte

>>10358097
Stop whining you wimp. It's embarrassing to both of us.