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HG THREAD HUNGER GAMES THREAD A NICE THREAD ON 4CHAN RIGGINSMANIA

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HG THREAD
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
A NICE THREAD ON 4CHAN

RIGGINSMANIA 94TH ENDS HERE
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>>10336950
>finally bet right for once
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>>10336955
You can join in with your secret Avatar whenever you want over the weekend.

The opening is just when the official kickoff game starts. You'll still be part of the hype even if you join in the middle. The end is where everyone does their reveals etc. So you don't HAVE to be there exactly.
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>>10336950
Congratulations!
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CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS TRICKY

lmaoaooaoaoaoao
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>>10336959
Those are the best events. The ideal event is one that sets up a scenario with 2 or more tributes, and then allows THEM to RP to it however they choose to according to how their character would react in that situation. Games like Seth's, with no choice, with no RPability, are some of the worst out there.
Lots of words and shiny backgrounds =/= A good game
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>>10336950
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXZt4-LTtHw
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>>10336989
Merci pour la partie
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>>10336835
I was just about to my good man
>>10336764
>
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>>10336985
>i'm already using my secret ava a bit just to get the hang of them

o god i fucked up
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>>10336950
Congrats, weird girl.
Thaaanks.
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>>10336950
Oh..
Congratulations, you derserved it... I guess...
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>>10336990
>Replying seriously to a meme shitpost
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>>10336950
>Oh, joy, the weird child with an abnormal fetish has won. You congratulate her while still slowly backing away.

>>10336989
>You thank the host, too.
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>>10336989
Thanks for hosting, Seth!
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>>10336990
You could RP to it... If you had a faggot wrestler ava. Which almost no one does.
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>>10336989
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>10336989
Thank you for hosting.
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>>10337012
Some people may think that way. It's best to address it seriously for anyone that shares the opinion.
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>>10336950
>>10336989
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUCK MY DICK FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MY FIRST RIGGINSMANIA AFTER TWO YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>10336990
Can't you just RP to any event without bitching about it? Are you pissed that some codes aren't autisticapable?
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>>10336989
Thanks for hosting. Look at my suit. Fashionable, right?
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>>10336950
Congratulations.
Thanks for the game.
>>10336989
46th Place, sigh...
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>>10336950
Uh, congratulations.
>>10336989
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
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>>10336989
『The expected result!』
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this for dead guy

>>10336990
>>10337012
>>10337020
biased shit rpers need to choo choo back to gaia online
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>>10337034
>kissu
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>>10337042
>hur hur i'm gonna take this helpful constructive criticism and say fuck you, i'm seth, i can do no wrong and everyone will love me no matter what, xd
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IS KK HERE?
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>>10336950
>>10336989
Congratulations, Tricky. Thank you for hosting, Seth. I'll get my belt back next time.
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>>10336989
Hey thanks for everything and good job there!


>>10336922
I don't know I can't read faces. Magic isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat or pulling cards or flowers out of your sleeves.

Oh no no no, it is much more than that.
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>>10337042
I'm not biased, I just find wrestlers to be gay. Like holding hands during missionary gay.
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>>10337032
Pretty fancy. You did well.
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>>10337019
Are you going to host today?
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>>10337060
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>>10337068
lmao you got worked so hard! xD
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>>10337068
>Implying taking criticism is mandatory
>I'm an entitled cunt that thinks anyone who doesn't accept my opinion is shit
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Thanks for hosting your shit games nobody can RP to, Seth.
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>>10336987
>>10336995
>>10337008
>>10337009
>>10337034
>>10337035
>>10337070
Thank you, everyone! I'm the best tribute here, never forget it!

>>10337018
Gonna give me a victory prize, Mr.Called-me-a-dinosaur?
>She approaches you, having continued from your last reply to her in the previous thread. She puts her arms on each of your sides, and pins you against a wall.
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>>10337026
>She didn't win only 2 1/2 months after joining.
GOML.
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>>10337096
>FORGOT MY IMAGE
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>>10337079
tomorrow
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>>10337068
nice projection you got there
nice to see it strengthened through bias

>>10337084
you're working yourself without anyone needing to help you with that my guy
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Does anyone have any examples of events that RP for you?

Any examples of ones that don't?

I'd like to break it down, but this seems to be more of a meme than an actual issue. I haven't ever seen it used as a legitimate point except to shitpost with.
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>>10337072
Aaaand? Still don't believe it! It's all just for show anyways.
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There's been way too much cancer here today.
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>>10337112
Any of Raven's events where players say something to other players.
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>tfw you'll never make a game where the events have sentience and the ability to rp better than every newfag here
Feels bad man
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>>10337112
(playerthatisn'tme) lives and kills (playerthatisn'tme)
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>>10337112
a generalization would be events that have an "ending" to them
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>>10337096
>THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN. AT LEAST A VELOCIRAPTOR WOULD HAVE JUST OUTRIGHT GUTTED YOU.
>You're shaking like a leaf right now, with no idea what's about to happen next.
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LMAO

ALL

THESE

WORKED

NEWFAGS

ECKS DEEE
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>>10337124
>implying hg is a roleplay community

Look at this nufag
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http://poal.me/1skvfe
http://poal.me/1skvfe
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Wait so is Tricky x Booce a dead ship?
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>>10337077
Thanks! I stole it from a tailor.
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Greetings
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>>10337123
Yeah, that's pretty straight forward. It can work with the right tributes but those events lack range.

>>10337141
Examples from Seth's games?

>>10337136
You can't exactly help it with fatal events though, someone has to die in those and it has to generate kills for a game to be hype. So if you're talking about that, there's not much you can do. Ya get killed, too bad.
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>>10337163
Tricky and Asgore are a thing now.
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>>10337112
>Does anyone have any examples of events that RP for you?
(Player1) calls for help as her locker room is set ablaze. (Player2) arrives with a fire extinguisher, but instead of dousing the fire with it, they use it to knock (Player1) out and toss them into the fire.
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>>10337112
cba to find an example but I know I've seen these before"

"(P1) does x to (P2) and (he/she2) feels y emotion about it."
"(P1) says "x" to (P2)"

fyxe's games have a lot of
"(P1) does <super fucking specific thing> to (P2)"

and now for the kind of events that /co/des are fucking full of:
"(P1) makes out/has sex with (P2)"
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>>10337118
Well geez it's not like I can show you or anything. Oh wait yes I can, with this! My magic broom!

>>10337166
Hey there.
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>>10337194
Oh yeeeah? Like how? You talk about it like you're a wizard or something yourself.
>>10337166
Eevening~
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>>10337192
No they're not even games

>give me 24 (you)s and I'll draw an image of someone I like I mean the winner
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I see, I see.


>>10337185
They command the character's actions but you can certainly work around them to commenate on your strange actions instead of playing them out. There's more than one way to reply to a slide and not all of them have to be RP. But if you're RP centric, it can bug you.

>>10337191
>The starhead assimilates this information to further expand his vast knowledge of the games.
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>>10337191
>he hasn't had super fucking specific sex with player2, making them feel y emotion
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>>10337112
Shit event:
"Wearing the mighty Power Glove, (Player1) punches the ground, activating the digital zone, and charges at (Player2). But as (Player2) is guarding to take the shot, (Player1) teleports behind him and Superman Punches him through his face. (Player2) dematerializes in a ray of electrical bytes."
How the fuck do you RP to this? It just says literally every detail of what happened and leaves absolutely nothing open ended to RP to. And don't even try to tell me you could react with your ava just "commenting on" what happened, because no, that ruins the point of an RPable event.

Good event:
"(Player1) and (Player2) put their differences aside for now to focus on (Player3)."
This is ideal. It's short and to the point, and for such a short statement, it has many open ended questions that can be answered through RP. Why are they after Player3? What are their differences? Why did they decide to team up in the first place? How did they meet? Was this arranged or just on a whim? It mentions "for now," how long will this last?
The more questions and blanks you can fill in with RP, the better the event is.
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>>10337194
I sent you a message.
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>>10337185
Described how that one rps for you?
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>>10337146
>The girl begins to lean forwards, having to crouch down a bit to match the Mayor's short stature. She holds her head just centimeters in front of his, before leaning in, and....
>SLAP
>She slaps him on the cheek.
Hmph! How DARE you! Never, EVER call me somethin' like that! I'm a lady, you hear? A... LADY!

>>10337163
>>10337184
don't let luci force this ship

>>10337225
I am the most honest host. My games are riggable, but it is the trust built from the winner I draw that shows how honorable and pure something as simple as a random number generator can be.
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>>10337112
RPability is a fucking meme.
Uncreative cunts are too much shitters to come up with anything that'd force them to make something original outside of their shitty source material.
oh shit pipebomb

>>10337153
I voted yes to help you out my man.

>>10337185
Literally nothing wrong with some Joan Cornella kino.

>>10337236
It's a fucking fatal you dumb fuck.
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>>10337236
>"Wearing the mighty Power Glove, (Player1) punches the ground, activating the digital zone, and charges at (Player2). But as (Player2) is guarding to take the shot, (Player1) teleports behind him and Superman Punches him through his face. (Player2) dematerializes in a ray of electrical bytes."
I'm adding this to my games
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tricky friendzoned asgore
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>>10337249
I'm just fucking mad that I haven't won yet ok?
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>>10337249
>The slap stings, but really, it was probably best-case scenario considering what else the gi-LADY could do.
>You slump down against the wall and peer up at the lady, expecting another imminent slap.
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>>10337270
>asgore friendzoned tricky
Ftfy. She is thristy for goat dick
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>>10337259
Seth, do you know why I gave a nonfatal example as the good event? Because you don't have a single good fatal event in your games, and that's what people are complaining about. They're all extremely specific, unRPable events that tell you EXACTLY what happened with every minor detail. Leave some space for the RP, consider that not every avatar is the same and not every avatar would approach a situation in the same way. Keep things as vague as possible. The more specific the event, the less RPable it will become.
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>>10337220
Well I'm not a wizard because I'm not a guy obviously but I am a witch. I mean how often do you see people riding on brooms?

>>10337240
But I'm not home yet. I'll check when I get back though!
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Give me one good current ship that isn't dead.

You cant.
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>>10337297
ships are cancerous as fuck
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>>10337297
Haru x Ash
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>>10337297
Me x murderface
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>>10337297
OKAY BOYS I'M
~SINGLE~
AND LOOKING TO SHIP REPLY TO THIS AND IF I LIKE YOU I'LL SHIP WITH YOU
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>>10337297
Raven x Luna
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>>10337249
>don't let luci force this ship
lol what
you've been forcing it like crazy, don't try to pin the blame on him for joining in.
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>>10337297
Adachi x Aussa
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>>10337297
Oce x Raikov

>not Oce
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>>10337297
emi x cthulhu
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>>10337319
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>>10337236
You don't HAVE to pump out a paragraph for it. Just feel good you killed someone and shout out some one liner catch phrase like-

"SHOOTING STAR PUNCH!'

Or something like that. It can be really cool if events play out a situation that fits with the theme of the game. But if you're asking yourself" how do I even RP to this?" you have to realize there ARE ways, if you just think out of the box.

The second one isn't bad, but it's really simple and people will find that difficult as well.

There isn't a perfect event for everybody.
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>>10337322
This
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>>10337297
Ahri x Astaroth
(When Astaroth gets back of course)
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>>10337278
Who's your ava? I'll draw you a doodle as a non-wincard request.

>>10337279
>She clutches her hands, and holds her hips, glaring down at him. However, she's immediately filled with a sort of, "D-Did I really just do that?" sort of feeling, and her expression changes to worry.
O-Oh, gosh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I just...Aaaaaugh!
>She sits down on the ground in front of him, and holds her legs in her arms.
...I-I'm sorry, I really am. I just wish I was better at expressing my emotions, y'know?

>>10337287
>>10337322
>>10337338
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>10337336
>SHOOTING STAR PUNCH!

Putting this as an event in my game.
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>>10337296
It's okay.
Have fun.
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>>10337316
hey Beter
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>>10337296
Witch, wizard, sorcerer, same difference!
...Eeeeh. This is all just my dream anyways, it's not like it's supposed to make sense~
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>>10337351
You better fucking host with this event you crazy bastard
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Tamaki x https://youtu.be/kijpcUv-b8M
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>>10337336
You basically just proved my point. Of course an event will never be literally "unRPable," you could force out anything for anything. But there's a difference between an event that's open ended and encourages RP, making you part of the event, and an event that you're pretty much just a spectator to.
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>>10337295
Lmao nice generalization lad. My fatals are literally my greatest works. It's my non-fatals that are the weakest part of my game by being the less wacky.
My fatals are some actual creative shit that you won't see elsewhere. Not all shit is there to be RPable, there's a part called viewer entertainment.
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123 for a hot gf
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>>10337330
What happened to Ocelot x Mokou?
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>>10337381
Mokou left him, ocelot became so depressed after that he got a sex change.
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>>10337377
123
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>>10337376
Oh boy. Well, Seth, I've tried, but I can see your idea of a good event is the polar opposite of mine, so I'm done pushing it. I never expected you to take my advice, but I also don't expect you to cry about it and shut down to reason when your oh-so-perfect events are criticized.
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>>10337393
This is HG canon now.

Right along with KK undergoing hormone replacement therapy.
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>>10337381
Mokou is wandering in her forest, I couldn't find her since I came back.
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>>10337297
lum x me
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>>10337357
Can't ya see I'm trying?! I need something exciting to happen.

>>10337369
You really think this is a dream? Don't you think this all feels a little TOO real to be something like that?
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>r63 cancer AGAIN
i though we nipped this in the butt when the green faggot tried to do it
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SOMEONE HOST PLS
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>>10337416
I'm here right now because I'm asleep, silly. I can't even leave my room! So duh, of course it's a dream. That's exactly what you all say, anyways.
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>>10337350
>Your gaze follows the lady as she sits down next to you. She doesn't seem so weird and hostile now that she's realized what she has done. She even explains to you that she's not the best at expressing her emotions.
>You tell her that people are more receptive to words than slaps most of the time, and that if she had just told you what to call her, that would have been much better for the both of you.
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>>10337372
>implying i have anything near a workable code
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>>10337423
Shut up and start shitposting him then faggot.
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>>10337423
>green faggot
Who?
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>>10337375
Well, yeah, I proved your point because you are right from a perspective.

There are two kinds of games, third person and first person centric games. Third being the type where you spectate and watch it play out, just like it used to be mostly in /b/ before RP and themes became prominent. It's like watching a cock fight where you aren't the tribute and you're watching them play. If you want to RP to these more comfortably, enter a belonging or a pet of your avatar and react to the things it does in the arena, and encourage and be outraged at the things it does. That's one way to fix your dilemma for games that RP for you. Seth is more of a third person, /b/ games aligned type of guy. That's his style and he's pretty good at it. It's not wrong or perfectly the right way, there really isn't anything like that.

First person games are where you feel the most comfortable, I hope my next code can accommodate both types of tributes and RPers.
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>>10337428
By your logic that means everyone is trashing up your room and I have all the rights to pinch you just so you can see that you won't wake up.
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>>10337423
Huh?
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>>10337483
Huuuh? Who said this was my room? It's just my dream world! Silly witchy, I pinch myself every time I want to wake up already.
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>>10337475
>>10337488
He's talking about when Link was using female images and hates that Ocelot is doing the same.
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>>10337475
The green elf that fucked that creepy nigger
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>>10337402
Not all criticism or ideas are good.
Last time I saw someone make event recommendations for Asgore and despite forming his arguments with some real nice wording it was still shit and a downgrade to what Asgore already had.

This is literally Parsee tier of telling me I should have a gimmick to restart the game once in a while because lol that'd make it more unpredictable.

When you give to me that generic non-fatal event and say it's better than an actual creative lethal scenario I just can't fathom your point of view.
You're stuck to seeing it games with the belief that they should majorly cater to yourself because of the perspective you're standing in, a.k.a the interaction part of a game, completely ignoring the visual entertainment and events chemistry and many other factors.

I could make an easy game with exactly what you said and cater a lot of (You)s with it, but I wouldn't have fun.
So hell to that naaaaww.
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I mean, some of the best and funniest meme games is where the memes break character and are forced to do things they're not normally supposed to do
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>A door is kicked open, and in strides Neo, dressed in a cop outfit.
>She sternly looks around, before raising a doughnut to her lips and taking a bite.
>Neo chews with purpose, narrowing her eyes as if she's ready to bring the law down on anyone who would dare commit a crime.
>Behind her, a clearly stolen and wrecked police car...
>This is where she'd say something cool, but everyone knows she never speaks.
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>>10337534
I broke the law
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>>10337534
>average stripper shit

Leave that to the elementry school children. We have much higher tastes here desu.
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>>10337534
>Touches the BUTT
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>>10337534
>licks you
Mhmmm, strawberry.
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If there is literally no one else planning to host I'll go, but the slides will come out slowly. Shit Internet and all that.
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>>10337525
>Last time I saw someone make event recommendations for Asgore and despite forming his arguments with some real nice wording it was still shit and a downgrade to what Asgore already had.
...Which one?
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>>10337534
>Intimidating glare
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>>10337534
>Tamaki quickly jaywalks across the street, strutting right at Neo, hoping he will get handcuffed by those delicate lady hands.
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>trying to resonate with Seth
Just ignore him, he'll leave when he realizes nobody enjoys his games but him.
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>>10337553
I stand corrected.
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>>10337572
Quit being so worked newfag. lol I bet ur so bad at arrpee
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>>10337572
>resonate
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>>10337534
What is it, Miss?
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>>10337515
>>10337516
I want to fuck that elf
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>>10337534
>closes the innocent unlocked door behind you after you finish making your entrance into the room
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>>10337572
I hope you'll stop shitposting when you realize nobody actually buys the bullshit you're posting.
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>>10337560
That's ok, as long as we have a host.
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>>10337436
Yeah, I guess you're right about that. I don't think violence is the right answer, and honestly, I feel like my avafag is playing me very incorrectly! Still, that doesn't excuse what I did to you. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
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>>10337583
Do you seriously expect any better out of people who praise fotm avatars
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>>10337510
>Walks up and pinches you.
So are you awake yet or do I need to do it again?
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>hoshi defending seth
How long will it be until seth backstabs him again? I give it a week.
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>>10337604
>Implying I didn't just reply to stay relevant
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>>10337604
fotm ?
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>>10337609
HEY, DON'T YOU-
>Uso vanishes mid-sentence as she's pinched.
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>>10337621
>Fucking up your quotes
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>>10337561
The Marry/Fuck/Kill event you have.
That tard saying you should switch to you being the one saying who you'd actually Marry/Fuck/Kill instead of letting the RNG attribute those roles to the tributes and have said tributes work their way around it.
Because mister thought that "would force arpee too much and not be in character".
Fucking cringe.

>>10337572
Kek you're a funny guy.
I'll die hosting.

>>10337616
Give it 2 days personally tbf
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>>10337545
>Neo sighs and tucks the doughnut into the gun holster, drawing out a pair of handcuffs.

>>10337553
>The ice cream girl shrugs and shakes her head, not understanding what he means.

>>10337554
>Neo glances back and waggles her eyebrows.
>She seems to agree, it IS a nice butt.

>>10337557
>The lick results in a knife point touching to the Anon's tongue.
>It's enough for him to feel the pressure of it, but not enough to draw blood.
>It's certainly enough to be a threat...

>>10337564
>Neo appears unaffected by this glare, and returns one of her own.

>>10337571
>Neo blinks.
>She gives off an air of "So many lawbreakers, so little time."
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Doesn't seem anyone else is going. Hand me 36 of you fellas
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>>10337627
Flavor of the Month. Or Anime of the Season in the case of HG.
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>>10337645
Spades Slick
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>>10337645
Mikazuki Munechika
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>>10337645
Usotsuki
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>>10337645
Deku
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>>10337616
Seth falls under the blanket of a fact that there's always someone who enjoys anything, no matter how horrible or degenerate it is. Same as there will always be one person bitching at something great and outstanding.

So you're objectively incorrect and you need to shitpost Seth in a way that makes sense to people.
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>>10337645
Tricky
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>>10337645
Froze
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>>10337645
2b
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>>10337645
Simple plan
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>>10337645
Elias Ainsworth
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>>10337645
Oce and Raikov that isn't here
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>>10337645
Marie Korbel
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>>10337645
Shizuku
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>>10337645
Kamui
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>>10337645
Yumeko Jabami
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>>10337645
Marisa Kirisame
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>>10337645
Suiseiseki
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>>10337645
Stu
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>>10337645
Sun Eater

>>10337640
>His gaze matched by one of equal power, he begins to... Shake? His knees buckle under him and he clutches at his arms, profusely sweating.
Is... Is there an investigation going on, officer...? Or...? Do y.. you.. Need me to get out of your way..?
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>>10337645
Everyone today
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>>10337645
Clear
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>>10337645
Garnet
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>>10337645
Sachi Komine
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>>10337645
Oshino Shinobu
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>>10337645
Agrias Oaks
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>>10337645
Seiga Kaku
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>>10337645
Aron.
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>>10337645
Miku's ass
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>>10337645
Mayor of Cantown
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>>10337645
Yotsugi Ononoki
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>>10337645
Chirico Cuvie
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>>10337645
Lum!
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>>10337645
Shin-chan
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>>10337645
Monkey King
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>>10337645
Cursed Image
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>>10337645
Hachikuji Mayoi
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>>10337645
Cz2128-Delta
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>>10337645
Neopolitan

>>10337590
>Neo raises her eyebrows, motioning to the cop outfit.

>>10337592
>The police car outside is partially wrapped around a telephone pole.
>It's... impressive really. The engine is completely decimated though. The car is totally ruined.
>It sits sadly, smoking up a storm as the doors are closed, leaving it behind wherever she just came from...
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>>10337645
Arbus
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>>10337645
Jack
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>>10337645
Gascoigne
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>>10337645
Shane Dawson
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>>10337696
Play him more instead of shitposting as Seth faggot
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I miss ______
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6 more
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>>10337758
Nowi
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>>10337645
Reigen Arataka
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>>10337758
Kim Pine
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Albedo
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>>10337753
Subaru
Yuubari
Mokou
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>>10337758
Ash Crimson
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>>10337633
Oh wow I guess she wasn't kidding. I wonder if it works on me...nope, nothing.
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>>10337758
Remilia Scarlet
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>>10337758
I
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>>10337758
Pro Genji
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>>10337749
This stoner head isn't me you dumb twat
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>>10337758
Araragi Karen
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>>10337749
Sorry to disappoint, but I actually know how to speak English.
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>>10337698
>Neo blinks, her brown and pink eye colors swapping left to right.
>She shakes her head, then reaches up to try and pat his head but...
>Her hand only comes up to his shoulder. It will have to do.
>Pat pat.
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>>10337798
Ouch, that hurt even me.
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>>10337777
Quads of truth
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>>10337779
>Rapid footsteps ensue a moment later as a girl in Uso's dress with a rabbit's head and tail runs up, shouting out in her voice.
NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! I'm the one in control here! Nobody else gets to do that!
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>>10337816
here we go again
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>>10337758
Machine gun Suzy
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>>10337816
...
>pinches again
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>>10337801
>He is patted. His initial reaction is haulted by an urgent need to consult with his fight or flight response, the man opting to just stand there and quiver for a few seconds instead of doing either. Eventually, though, he sighs, realizing he'd been holding his breath the entire time.
Ah... I see, well.. If I'm not needed, I'll just... Head back to training, then.. Wouldn't want to get in your way..
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>>10337816
Impress me.
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>>10337834
You apologize right no-
>And poof, she's gone again.
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The code critics are out in full force tonight, so let's hope the sim only shows off the good events I have. All ten of them

5 minutes for swaps n' stuff, Ash Crimson is in the second last row because I accidentally put myself into the game
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>>10337640
Mhmm, oxidation.
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>>10337732
>before completely closing the door, Sachi catches a glimpse of the burning testament to pure parking genious
What an imposing parking style. Are you perhaps a professional driver? I am certain someone of your skill may have even won trophies in the sport before.
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>>10337798
Tell them something they don't know if you're gonna try to be entertaining, [wittyinsulthere].
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>>10337850
Don't listen to anyone else but me, if you stink, I'll let you know!
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>>10337850
>>10337850
*accidentally put myself into the game and had to swap him out

forgot to finish my sentence
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>>10337848
Hey this is actually kinda fun.

>>10337850
Looks good enough for me!
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>>10337850
Let's do this.
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>>10337850
>>10337718
>>10337788
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>>10337850
This is a weak looking group... I think I'll fill up on clams and crabs before heading out..
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>>10337823
>>10337850
Let the real lady in please
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>>10337850
Let's do this!!
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>>10337850
On with the hunt!
>>
Late responses because CS:GO.

>>10337599
>Avafag? What on earth does that mean?
>You shrug off the weird vocabulary and actually shrug, too. You're fine, really. You wouldn't even know how to be made up for.

>>10337639
Oh, yeah, that. lmao.

>>10337850
>You are READY!
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>>10337682
>>10337783
>>10337850
Hmm. If I don't have to be here then he can take my place?
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>>10337896
FATTY
A
T
T
Y
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>>10337534
>Adachi watches as the door kicks open, a groan escaping his mouth as he watches another cute anime girl stroll in. He looks up to the sky and mouths the words "why god?" before he looks down to the ground, a soft sob coming from the obviously saddened man as a tear falls from his face.

>Suddenly an idea comes to Adachi's mind! He wipes the tears from his eyes and stands up, then he walks into another room for a couple minutes. Loud noises can be heard coming from the other room, but suddenly they stop. Adachi then comes through the door of the other room, carrying 42 inch flat screen TV in his arms.

>Adachi sets the TV down on the ground and plugs it in, powering it on so there's a blank "no signal" pop-up on the picture. He looks over toward to newcomer and a smile comes over his face, knowing exactly what he wants to do.

>He casually walks over to the girl and stops directly in front of her, crossing his arms as his eyes remain locked on the supposed police officer.

It's pretty nice meeting a fellow officer, how's it been treating you?

>Before she has a chance to respond, Adachi roughly grabs the girl by her pink and brown hair. He gives a hard tug and begins to pull her in the direction of the TV, wanting to remove this world of another cute anime girl.

>Adachi lets go of the girl's hair and seamlessly transitions into grabbing the front of her police uniform, beginning to push the girl back towards the TV. He does nothing but stare at the girl, his eyes narrowed in nothing but anger and pure hatred.

I don't have a fucking ocean nearby, so I'll push you into the next best fucking thing. Stupid fucking cute anime girls.

>A yell of rage come from Adachi's mouth as he forcefully shoves the girl backwards, her head and upper body going through what seems to be a portal inside the TV. He laughs loudly at the sight and gives one final forceful shove, finally throwing the girl all the way inside the TV and making her disappear.

1/2
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>>10337916
>1/2
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>>10337914
S.... Stop, I'm not, it's my ability, I have to..
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>>10337916
excuse me what
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>>10337916
>1/2
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>>10337916
>1/2
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>>10337850
>>10337733
>>10337784
My sister says to give her spot to this tribute!
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>>10337860
>Neo blinks.
>Does the anon actually enjoy the taste of metal?
>Her eyes glitter with deviousness as she applies a tiny amount of pressure, just enough to draw blood.

>>10337836
>The ice cream girl smiles brightly to the man as she lets him wander off.

>>10337864
>
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>>10337816
>I'm the one in control here!
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>>10337916
Do you want a fucking cookie or something?
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>>10337899
W.Y.D.D
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>>10337916
>1/2
OH LORD HERE WE GO
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>>10337877
>Eventually, footsteps again.
>Slower now. Instead of the rabbit head, Uso now has a menacing-looking red pyramid made of metal over her head.
I'm not asking nicely again. Okay?
>>10337957
>Thanks for reminding me to actually watch those movies.
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>>10337947
Mhmm, pain.
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>when you get hit by the latest copypasta out of nowhere
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>>10337916
>1/2
You best have a second post coming Adachi
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Nice

1/3
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>>10337908
>Tricky tilts her head, a bit confused by how easily he let it go.
Y-You sure, Mayor? Really, it's no trouble. I could get you some ice cream, if you'd like!

>>10337916
lord
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>>10337973
>lifts dress up
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RP

2/3
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put me in the screencap, reddit

1/1
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No commentary Bloodbath!
Actually, I'm commentate on one thing: I's name. Is it an uppercase "i" or a lowercase "l"?

I, l. I, l. Two different letters. I, l. I, l. I, l. l'll let you figure it out (I used the l for that one)
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Senpai

3/3
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This is real RP, nufags. Learn from the greats.
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>>10337916
replying to stay relevant
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>>10337534
>Adachi watches as the door kicks open, a groan escaping his mouth as he watches another cute anime girl stroll in. He looks up to the sky and mouths the words "why god?" before he looks down to the ground, a soft sob coming from the obviously saddened man as a tear falls from his face.

>Suddenly an idea comes to Adachi's mind! He wipes the tears from his eyes and stands up, then he walks into another room for a couple minutes. Loud noises can be heard coming from the other room, but suddenly they stop. Adachi then comes through the door of the other room, carrying 42 inch flat screen TV in his arms.

>Adachi sets the TV down on the ground and plugs it in, powering it on so there's a blank "no signal" pop-up on the picture. He looks over toward to newcomer and a smile comes over his face, knowing exactly what he wants to do.

>He casually walks over to the girl and stops directly in front of her, crossing his arms as his eyes remain locked on the supposed police officer.

It's pretty nice meeting a fellow officer, how's it been treating you?

>Before she has a chance to respond, Adachi roughly grabs the girl by her pink and brown hair. He gives a hard tug and begins to pull her in the direction of the TV, wanting to remove this world of another cute anime girl.

>Adachi lets go of the girl's hair and seamlessly transitions into grabbing the front of her police uniform, beginning to push the girl back towards the TV. He does nothing but stare at the girl, his eyes narrowed in nothing but anger and pure hatred.

I don't have a fucking ocean nearby, so I'll push you into the next best fucking thing. Stupid fucking cute anime girls.

>A yell of rage come from Adachi's mouth as he forcefully shoves the girl backwards, her head and upper body going through what seems to be a portal inside the TV. He laughs loudly at the sight and gives one final forceful shove, finally throwing the girl all the way inside the TV and making her disappear.

1/2
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>>10337916
>it took him 20 minutes to write that
kek
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>>10338005
>says anon
kek
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>>10338019
>>>10337534
>>Adachi watches as the door kicks open, a groan escaping his mouth as he watches another cute anime girl stroll in. He looks up to the sky and mouths the words "why god?" before he looks down to the ground, a soft sob coming from the obviously saddened man as a tear falls from his face.
>>Suddenly an idea comes to Adachi's mind! He wipes the tears from his eyes and stands up, then he walks into another room for a couple minutes. Loud noises can be heard coming from the other room, but suddenly they stop. Adachi then comes through the door of the other room, carrying 42 inch flat screen TV in his arms.
>>Adachi sets the TV down on the ground and plugs it in, powering it on so there's a blank "no signal" pop-up on the picture. He looks over toward to newcomer and a smile comes over his face, knowing exactly what he wants to do.
>>He casually walks over to the girl and stops directly in front of her, crossing his arms as his eyes remain locked on the supposed police officer.
>It's pretty nice meeting a fellow officer, how's it been treating you?
>>Before she has a chance to respond, Adachi roughly grabs the girl by her pink and brown hair. He gives a hard tug and begins to pull her in the direction of the TV, wanting to remove this world of another cute anime girl.
>>Adachi lets go of the girl's hair and seamlessly transitions into grabbing the front of her police uniform, beginning to push the girl back towards the TV. He does nothing but stare at the girl, his eyes narrowed in nothing but anger and pure hatred.
>I don't have a fucking ocean nearby, so I'll push you into the next best fucking thing. Stupid fucking cute anime girls.
>>A yell of rage come from Adachi's mouth as he forcefully shoves the girl backwards, her head and upper body going through what seems to be a portal inside the TV. He laughs loudly at the sight and gives one final forceful shove, finally throwing the girl all the way inside the TV and making her disappear.
>1/2
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>>10338000
Something about him just screams "I like stabbing people".
Must be the robot arm. Never trust people with robot arms.
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>>10337534
>Adachi watches as the door kicks open, a groan escaping his mouth as he watches another cute anime girl stroll in. He looks up to the sky and mouths the words "why god?" before he looks down to the ground, a soft sob coming from the obviously saddened man as a tear falls from his face.

>Suddenly an idea comes to Adachi's mind! He wipes the tears from his eyes and stands up, then he walks into another room for a couple minutes. Loud noises can be heard coming from the other room, but suddenly they stop. Adachi then comes through the door of the other room, carrying 42 inch flat screen TV in his arms.

>Adachi sets the TV down on the ground and plugs it in, powering it on so there's a blank "no signal" pop-up on the picture. He looks over toward to newcomer and a smile comes over his face, knowing exactly what he wants to do.

>He casually walks over to the girl and stops directly in front of her, crossing his arms as his eyes remain locked on the supposed police officer.

It's pretty nice meeting a fellow officer, how's it been treating you?

>Before she has a chance to respond, Adachi roughly grabs the girl by her pink and brown hair. He gives a hard tug and begins to pull her in the direction of the TV, wanting to remove this world of another cute anime girl.

>Adachi lets go of the girl's hair and seamlessly transitions into grabbing the front of her police uniform, beginning to push the girl back towards the TV. He does nothing but stare at the girl, his eyes narrowed in nothing but anger and pure hatred.

I don't have a fucking ocean nearby, so I'll push you into the next best fucking thing. Stupid fucking cute anime girls.

>A yell of rage come from Adachi's mouth as he forcefully shoves the girl backwards, her head and upper body going through what seems to be a portal inside the TV. He laughs loudly at the sight and gives one final forceful shove, finally throwing the girl all the way inside the TV and making her disappear.

1/2
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>>10338031
>says a nufag disguised as an anon
kys
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>>10338000
>Tamaki sits patiently in the back of Santa's sleigh during the ride, trying not to be a burden on the legendary figure of a man. He does speak up once, though, his curiosity overwhelming his crippling anxiety and forcing him to exchange words with the mythical celebrity.
S...So, Santa, am I... By any chance, am I on the Nice List? I'm just.. Just curious...
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>>10338000
Hey, hey! This is my job, cut it out!
>>10337990
>Bloomers are there.
>Uso pushes it back down.
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>>10338000
My name? Well, I am only here because someone who entered had better things to do. Just think of me as a background character or a +1.
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>>10338000
Looks like you aren't giving me much of a choice, Genji-san. If I want to win, I'll have to play healer now.
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god mod denial incoming
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>>10338048
>says a GAY
kys
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>>10338000
2B has a virus. LOL
Shin-chan sprays Sachi and Mikazuki with her scent to mark her prey.
Canon Genji event.
Karen's an absolute moron, so she'll probably fall for this obviously fake-ass scam.
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say something nice about an avafag you dislike
say something bad about an avafag you like
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>>10338000
Sigh, I just wanted to browse the internet today.
Looks like I have to do this again.
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>>10338077
Only fitting to reply to a godmod with a godmod desu.
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>>10338077
what do you want her to do
>stands there and lets you shove her in the tv
>does not fight back
>dies
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>>10337916
>With only 1/2, Neo chooses to wait until his second post.
>Interrupting someone is clearly a rude thing to do.
>Until the second post, Nothing actually happens, and Neo remains in the room, Adachi glitching out as if he's horribly lagging.

>>10337977
>Neo raises an eyebrow, giving anon a look before lifting the knife and casually tossing it aside.

>>10338000
>The crowbar seems to come out of nowhere, with no rhyme or reason to her attack.
>With the sound of cracking bone, the ice cream girl disappears, leaving the implement to clatter sadly against the ground.
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>>10338089
You're the biggest out of the buncha us anyways! Giddyap!
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>>10338000
Have you read Journey to the West, yet?
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Adachi, don't fucking tell me you didn't already finish writing 2/2 before you actually fucking posted 1/2.

I thought you were better than this, man.
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>>10337850
Please proceed.
>>10338000
Though I'm not a fan myself of such brutality, I'll do whatever's required to survive.
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THERE IS NO 2/2 YOU FOOLS
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>>10338089
I won't fall for it! He has official certificates which clearly say that they're money tree seeds!
>Karen hugs her flower pot that she used to plant the new seeds.
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>>10338089
W..What d- B- I-I- Y-... But I d-.. I don't e-even.. But, y-... A-And me, i-... Y-.. I don't know h... How... A-And.. Th-... Y-Y-...
....?!?!!?
>Tamaki spews ink in the direction of Ash's face and immediately books it at top speed in the opposite direction, the redness of his cheeks and ears practically a beacon in the forest.
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>2/2
>adachi
>repeating digits

it's not coming
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>>10338089
Haha! Serves you right! You should've spent your time studying instead of being a creep!
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hey

1/21
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>>10338091
Bolin isn't Hoshi lite
Aussa a shit.
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>>10338089
H-huh? This is a rather odd thing to happen to me...
I'm afraid I've never watched too much television before, so I don't know how to proceed.
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>>10338089
>Mikazuki raises an arm once he sees Shin-chan and tries to block her blasts of water.
Haha~, d-don't you have something better to be doing? I'm sure there's more efficient uses of your time, or you could at least focus on the other girl instead of me...
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beter

2/21
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>>10338089
Shinobu talks about dumb shit nobody cares about, and Simple Plan sings about dumb shit nobody cares about. A perfect match.
Disclaimer: I am not at all familiar with the discography of Simple Plan and simply wanted to hit them with a sick burn
Monkey King? More like Bully King! HHAHAHAHAHHA
commentary
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>>10338125
>Takes this post.
>Puts it in a plastic bag
>Labels it "Damage Control (CO:20170709)"
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Post yfw we get a 2/3 instead of a 2/2
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>>10338154
>This is true.
>>10338177
It tasted like bad chicken anyways.
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>>10338177
I'd rather not talk about this.
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>>10338089
So close, but I won't die easily again.
>>10338177
You're just a carved pumpkin. Why would you need sleep?
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>>10338207
But then it's not saying something bad if it's true... Okay, lemme change it.

Nowi a flat. A flat!
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>>10338189
>>10338177
Super hot fresh example of events that rp for you
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>>10338187
>Goddammit
>>10338236
>Oh no
>You're gonna make her mad
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>>10338089
Well, this place isn't exactly overflowing with smart people so I'm not really that surprised.
Such a waste of a perfectly good spell, too. Damn.
>>10338177
>She tries to think of something to make things less boring but ends up falling asleep instead.
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>>10338252
I wouldn't call it RP, it's just a meme event. Nothing wrong with those, but make a statement with your reply.
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>>10338125
>Without a proper second post to follow it up, the previous event fizzles.
>A message appears in front of Adachi's eyes: "You don't have enough mana to finish this action. Aborted."
>The smug grin that he can see just past the words are at critical levels.
>

>>10338089
>Neo doesn't force the mother to bear much weight.
>This woman has children.
>She's born enough until this point.
>She just has to carry another child!
>Or a child-sized adult...

>>10338177
>Neo, rather distracted by current events, finds the ground giving way under her.
>She grabs Sun eater's ankle in the process.
>There's no way she's going down alone!
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>>10338177
Coming up with commentary is hard when you're brain damaged. Can somebody else commentate these slides? I'm sure you'd do a better job.
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>>10338177
I can't imagine the level of bullying it must take to make me want to do that. I suppose finding out what it takes is what would be enough though.

>>10338252
She's not wrong. What a redundant event.
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>>10338177
>The man, the hero, the champion, the chicken Sun Eater himself, locked in the middle of a three-way battle, is caught off guard by the cliff crumbling underneath him. Suddenly, he feels something tug his ankle, and he's whisked off of the edge to the ground below. Mid-fall, he manages to catch a glimpse of that police officer from earlier plummeting beside him, and his natural hero instincts kick in. He extends a tentacle towards her, pulls her inside of his protective clam shell, and...!
>All for naught. The shell breaks upon impact, shards of clam piercing the pair, and causing their deaths to be even more painful than they would have been if he'd not tried to help.
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>>10338290
I blinked for a second and suddenly everything has turned bigger than before.
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>>10338290
>Izuku reflexively cups his hands over Marie's eyes as he scuddles away from the woman who's presenting herself at them.
NOPE! NOPENOPENOPE!
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>>10338290
Do you need something? If not, please stop looking at me in such a manner.
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What is love
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>>10338290
Night 2.
This is it.
The slide with night 2 on it.
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>>10337989
>Ice cream...?
>ICE CREAM!
>You start bouncing up and down on your bottom. You haven't had ice cream in what feels like forever!

>>10338000
>You wonder why you have this. he's never wronged you in the past. Has this been planted in your pocket by someone who doesn't like him winning all the time.

>>10338089
>Oh, so that's why you have it. Carry on.

>>10338177
>Oh dear Jesus it's worse than the diarrhea smoothie from Rigginsmania.

>>10338290
>You definitely should not have treaded on this snake.
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>>10338377
Don't ask such difficult philosophical questions.

>>10338388
Don't make such difficult philosophical events. Who could be happy with this?
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Guys I found Cirno. I think she might need help.
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>>10338388
Let's play checkers! Sometimes the classics are the best, you know.
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>>10338388
>Karen grabs the gun and shoves its barrel down the squirrel's throat. Then she grabs the strings and ties them together tight enough to not let the squirrel puke out the gun at any point. She grabs her now homemade gun and rushes to the arena without testing it first.
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>>10338388
You have a cute face and a nice backpack, while I like your blue hair.
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>>10338436
>tattoo

Let her die.
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>>10338436
she's fine
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>>10338315
>Neo blinks several times, her eyes taking a pale white color as she's drawn into his shield.
>She offers a bright smile to him, but the collision with the ground cuts it short.
>He somehow manages to survive just a little longer than her.
>Probably because of the damage done to her tiny body.
>In this brief moment of vulnerability, her smallness is so much more apparent than normal...
>She looks just like a child.
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>>10338436
>tits

Fake Cirno. Leave it to its fate.
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>>10338388
>He really pulls the slingshot back, dipping into One-For-All a bit as he lets go! The rock actually pushes the moon away...much to Deku's surprise.
Wh-What now? Did I just...what? How is that...what?!
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>>10338436
Nah. She seem 'kay for me.
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>>10338388
Please leave. I'll not tolerate your presence here any longer.
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>>10337534
>>10337916
>Adachi pulls his hands away from the TV and claps his hands together, making sure they were clean of any of the germs he might have received from the cute anime girl. He then kicks over the TV onto its front and pulls out a sledgehammer from his seemingly bottomless pockets, taking a few moments to himself so he could admire the fine piece of destruction bringing equipment.

>He takes a strong hold of the wooden handle of the sledgehammer and swiftly brings it down with great anger, smashing the back of the TV and also shattering the glass in the front. After the initial hit to the TV with the sledgehammer, Adachi lifts the tool and surveys the damage he caused to the TV, deciding he hasn't done enough and continues to hammer the TV until it splits in two.

>Adachi drops the sledgehammer and falls to one knee, breathing heavily from the amount of power and stamina he used to destroy the TV.

No more cute anime girls. No more cancer. No more of this shit.

>Adachi stands and reaches into the pocket he didn't pull the sledgehammer from, pulling a glass vial containing a white powdery substance inside it. He opens the top to the container and sprinkles the substance around any parts of the television that might have broken off, as well as the broken television itself.

It's time to banish you back to where you belong, where I banished that one version of Shimakaze...

>Adachi pulls another glass vial from his pocket, this time the container housing a dark red fluid, similar to that of BLOOD. Adachi throws the vial on the ground and shatters it, the liquid inside splattering on the ground. He then kneels down on both knees and runs his index finger through the red liquid, where he then draws multiples of the number "87" around him.

2/8
I'm making risotto and fucking beef wellington right now and I'm doing this from mobile.
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>>10338388
I don't imagine her friendship is worth much. Maybe 50c is worth.
Miku's ass must do a lot of squats. I mean, you would have to to get it in such a shape.
Yeah, there are tanks just laying around in the forest. It livens things up a bit.
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>>10338492
>2/8

Just wait a second nigga. I think you might be pulling some sort of trick!
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>>10338492
>2/8
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>>10338492
>2/8
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>>10338492
>2/8
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>>10338492
>2/8
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>>10338492
>2/8

You won't do it.
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>>10338492
>2/8
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>>10338492
>2/8
Don't "spongebob" it
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>>10338506
Oh, look at that... I've been impaled.
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>>10338506
What an amazing experiment. I should try this more often.
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>>10338506
>2/8
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>>10338506
Again, I'd rather not resort to such brutality, but I'll do it if it needs to be done.
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G-Guys he's clearly blowing it out of proportion
2/8 can be simplified to 1/4, this is probably going to end in three posts
R-Right?
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>>10338492
>2/8
>All these excuses
Dude. Just.. Dude.
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>>10338506
Oh come on, you could've at least watched where you were going...
>He presses a hand up against his forehead as he lets out a long sigh of annoyance as the poor person drowns.
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>>10338492
You better shit these out fast then because doesn't ahri pass out in these hours
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>>10338427
Someone seems excited! Alright, gimmie a sec!
>Tricky runs to the fridge, swinging it open hastily and grabbing the first flavor she sees: Cookies and Cream! Whipping out a glass ice cream holder, she scoops three scoops of ice cream, topping it with hot fuge, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Oh, and don't forget the cherry!
>She runs back, and presents it to the Mayor.
Here you go, friend! I hope you like this flavor, it's one of my favorites!
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FUCKING FRACTIONS
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>>10338561
>Not understanding the madness that is Adachi
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>>10338492
Replying with
>2/8
To stay relevant
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>>10338571
>Not using 1/? in your posts

nice rp
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>>10338506
Night 3. Get your free yogurt, guys!
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>>10338561
1/4 would refer to his overall progress

he's 25% done with 2 posts completed meaning he has 6 left
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>Adachi pulls his hands away from the TV and claps his hands together, making sure they were clean of any of the germs he might have received from the cute anime girl. He then kicks over the TV onto its front and pulls out a sledgehammer from his seemingly bottomless pockets, taking a few moments to himself so he could admire the fine piece of destruction bringing equipment.

>He takes a strong hold of the wooden handle of the sledgehammer and swiftly brings it down with great anger, smashing the back of the TV and also shattering the glass in the front. After the initial hit to the TV with the sledgehammer, Adachi lifts the tool and surveys the damage he caused to the TV, deciding he hasn't done enough and continues to hammer the TV until it splits in two.

>Adachi drops the sledgehammer and falls to one knee, breathing heavily from the amount of power and stamina he used to destroy the TV.

No more cute anime girls. No more cancer. No more of this shit.

>Adachi stands and reaches into the pocket he didn't pull the sledgehammer from, pulling a glass vial containing a white powdery substance inside it. He opens the top to the container and sprinkles the substance around any parts of the television that might have broken off, as well as the broken television itself.

It's time to banish you back to where you belong, where I banished that one version of Shimakaze...

>Adachi pulls another glass vial from his pocket, this time the container housing a dark red fluid, similar to that of BLOOD. Adachi throws the vial on the ground and shatters it, the liquid inside splattering on the ground. He then kneels down on both knees and runs his index finger through the red liquid, where he then draws multiples of the number "87" around him.

2/8
I'm making risotto and fucking beef wellington right now and I'm doing this from mobile.
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>>10338596
>100 energy drinks

I think the reference your looking for is 100 cups of coffee.
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>>10338566
Normally, but it's also Saturday.
She tends to stay up a little more then.
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>>10338596
That was rather undignified of me...
Perhaps I shouldn't focus so much on trying to please others.
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>>10338596
Not even death can stop the hungry from getting food. Doesn't make any sense, right?
A brutal end befitting a savage knight. I'd lend you a hand, Agrias, but frankly you've been nothing but rude to me so I won't.
What happened down in that there hole? Who knows. It's all up to the imagination.
Goblins, demons and Zeus himself? That's an ego boost she didn't need. God damn it.

>>10338614
yes, yes it is
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>>10337973
Hey I couldn't help myself. It's been a good long while since I had a good laugh.

>>10338089
>My connectwia crap and I can't load anything now.
>Sorry about that.
>my connection is no good now so I don't know if I can keep this up. Really sorry.
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>>10338645
>not knowing he's playing 87d mahjong to keep her waiting for the never coming final post so she can rp to it.
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>>10338568
>You have no idea where that fridge appeared from, but frankly, you don't care at the moment because it's MOTHER-FUCKING ICE CREAM TIME, bitch!
>You dig in, shoveling ice cream down your gullet as fast as you can, choking hazard be damned. It's creamy, cold, and oh so delicious.
>...
>Until...
>OH SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN YOUR HEAD. OH GOD. IT'S THE ENEMY OF HAPPY PEOPLE WORLDWIDE: BRAINFREEZE!
>You quickly put down the ice cream and hold your head in your clenched fists, trying to put enough pressure on your head to make the intense pain disappear. You don't care if it won't work, you just want this to stop!
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>>10338596
You two can stop pretending already.
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>>10338654
Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself.
...You know, this isn't as funny as I initially thought it would be.
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>try to rp with someone
>they respond with something even less than a 1 liner
Goodbye HG.
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>>10338657
I'M SERIOUS!
>Her voice cracks from underneath the helmet, making the effect ultimately less than scary. Uso folds her arms, and the helmet thing vanishes in a sparkle of light.
I need to keep focused, the voices can't take over like that again!
>Take it easy, either way. It's your call.
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>>10338654
This is a gut-wrenching slide. I don't think my heart can take it.
In other news, the fruit of Monkey King and Seiga's labour comes to fruition.

>>10338657
>Don't worry about it, it doesn't really matter. I know how annoying a shitty Internet connection can be.
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>>10338596
>Karen dives her hands into the huge yogurth container.
Wow, free yogurth!
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>>10338708
Sucks.
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I miss Hoshi hosting.
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>>10338714
That's a pretty nice double kill
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>>10338676
I'm pretty sure she's already made her choice to just ignore it.

Maybe in three years she'll respond?
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>>10338708
....................................................................................
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>>10338759
>>10338759
>>10338759
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>>10338714
Are you sure, Simple plan? I like pizza a lot because the cheese is like Justice! It mels on your tongue with a magnificient flavor that can't be compared. I truly don't want to eat all your pizza and leave the otehr guys who are standing without a slice. I... Okay, I'll go.
>Karen goes over to his shelter and devours his pizza like the pizza monster. She eats so much pizza that Karen mutates into a living pizza.
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