Hunger Games/HG - Youmu Games
Day 3
Pretty sure I double checked genders, maybe it's the events?
>>10323069
Who is your ava?
>>10323057
GUTS! GUTS GUTS
>If you mean me, I'm not actually him.
>>10323112
>himself
Oh well. More for me.
>>10323130
imposter
>>10323138
>cody
>>10323138
I can't think of any way to prove it to you, but I'm not. I just have the two frames of him that I snipped when I was watching Luluco back in like Januray. I have this sick wincard tho
>>10323092
Well you should be! Pipsqueak.
>Kiibo gurns his face in the attempt to look as intimidating as possible.
.....because I'm destined to become an action movie star like Bruce lee, eeeeeehhhh, what would you care. You're still in elementary school.
Night 3
Sing for him more, Urotsusnake!
>cricket noises
I'm not paid to make jokes...
>Being rude to Len's entry finally gets people removed
What is this sorcery?
>>10323130
You're not Pug Guts? I didn't know there was more than one. Who did I mage the edit for then?
>>10323010
I wish I had a balloon effect....
>>10323029
>>10323133
I have sisters and brothers.
They were all always mean and rude. I kinda hate them, too, but not as much.
...You're not missing out on much! Silly people, it's their fault they can't tell the difference.
>>10323057
I wish I had a stuffed animal, too! I don't have anything...
>>10323112
>GAAAASP.
...I'm taking all of this. All. Of. This.
Okay? Good okay I'm going now I'm going to eat this all in once sitting byye.
>>10323112
>>10322941
Well tell them I said thanks, and thank you as well.
>Lana's mother still with no images
>>10323181
I was saying that I wasn't gandalf, but I think I totally misunderstood what you were saying. My bad!
>>10323181
Sooon...very soon...I hope...
>>10323196
>submit a tribute
>have no images of them
http://desuarchive.org
search your name and post the oldest mention of you on /trash/
>>10323181
>Literal shit eater listens to the chocolate river flow
Day 4 of this teeth rotting code.
>>10323196
Will do, assuming he hasn't seen your post already.
>>10323201
Okay, now I'm more confused... Are yyou, or are you not Pug Guts?
>>10323207
I'll take what is filler for $100 alex
>>10323208
Last night
>>10323208
It's not actually a mention of me so that's pointless
>>10323207
I don't have many images sorry.
>>10323213
I am pug, yes. I thought you were saying Gandalf did Pug, and I was saying that I'm not Gandalf
>>10323181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Yz9Vn_tQg
>>10323163
Eh... Actually, I dropped out around middle school.
...I don't see it, and I've heard people less likely to become one say that.
>>10323182
Yeah?
Hm... I was an only child. At least... as far as I know.
If I did have one, I probably wouldn't have ended up the way I did.
>>10323213
Wow... Um, thank you.
>>10323213
>>10323201
I'm the one who enters Gandalf the Pug from time to time. I have no idea who this Pug Guts is.
>>10323208
>>10323209
>Literal shit eater
What?
>>10323256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccGsuD2O8Kc
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
>>10323256
Oh, you don't know?
>>10323241
COME
BACK
>>10323213
My ice cream! It's all mine...!
>>10323235
If they were more like you it'd be nicer...I'm sure about that.
>Her typical childish energy has left her today. Listlessly, she hoards up the dairy products she nicked and sets them all around, lying on the ground in the middle of them, slowly shoving some ice cream in to her mouth.
Night 4
>>10323232
Ah, okay. I now see where the confusion came from.
>>10323235
That's actually a soothing song desu.
>>10323241
And the confusion thickens...
>>10323263
I am back.
>>10323208
Splatoon threads.
>>10323268
Gandalf the Pug and Pug Guts are two different people. The guy who posted the Pug Guts just confused you.
Day 5, the tooth rotting intensifies.
>>10323277
I see. I thought they were the same guy cause of the whole pug theme. Doesn't matter, both are great.
>>10323268
Maybe you will, maybe you won't. I tend to wander a lot.
>>10323267
>she bends down, poking at her back
Is this all you've been doing today?
>>10323299
One more? I've never done karaoke before.
>>10323235
Well that's because you lack the same drive as I do! If you were to see things differently in my perspective, then maybe you could reason with me. But you can't, cause you weren't given given a gift called "TALENT" -- it's less likely to find anyone that has it these days.
I'd suggest for you to walk away kid while you can and shoot for the stars.
>>10323299
Oops, that was supposed to be labeled The Feast. This is the actual day 5...
I swear, if Bate wins I'm cancelling my plan for championship games where the winner gets a $50.00 prepaid visa card...
>>10323208
>2 years. 2 years ago.
>I'm really pathetic, aren't i...
>>10323320
>Uso turns her head slowly with a little frown.
...Doing what?
>>10323208
Bit of a tall order since I get a lot of hits with ERP.
>>10323340
Someone was talking about you earlier, Suika.
>>10323335
All I said was that I was leaving for a bit....!
It's not fair! It isn't...!
>>10323330
>she glares
Tch.... What do you know about what I do and don't have? Don't talk about things that have nothing to do with you.
>>10323353
Laying around, like this.
Nighto 5
>>10323340
How do you figure?
>>10323361
>Yeah? what was it all about?
>>10323364
>I just feel like I've wasted time or something, I dunno.
>>10323363
Nah. Just ssiiince...a few hours ago....
...Hey. Uro? When are you...?
>>10323377
oh wait nvm I read the other post wrong
as the last time someone mentioned you
>>10323377
If you don't have it yet.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c9b5fde606289363efd47d432fc5928b/tumblr_inline_ojhrmdaQmN1s3cj0w_1280.png
Nobody is really busy
>>10323382
When am I coming to get you?
In the next day or so, as soon as I get Rammy along with me.
Why do you ask?
>>10323390
>No, yeah. The first time you were mentioned on /trash/, silly.
>>10323402
>ooh, I like that! Thank you!
Day 6.
Bate still lives! Fix this!
>>10323377
>Having fun
>Wasting time
Pick one. I wouldn't have stayed here if not for a certain few people, one of which is you.
>>10323420
Don't feel bad, Youmu. Take solace in the fact that he got 40 years for child molestation with no chance of parole for 16
>>10323363
>He taps the side of his greasy temple and lifts his index-finger towards the sky.
Hindsight.
>>10323377
Aren't you here talking with others alot?
How can you be wasting time if that's the case?
>>10323419
...Someone else?
>She scowls.
I just...I think...I think you need to hurry.
Night 6
going to cancel that plan for a $50.00 prepaid visa award at this rate...
>>10323434
Wait, really? Now I really hope he doesn't win...
>>10323436
Seconding this. Never have I been bored interacting with your avas.
>>10323420
>awww...
>Thank you.
>>10323436
>I meant on stuff outside the games, dummy. :v
>but Guts has a point, I suppose. It has been fun, and I hope everyone I've RPed with feels the same way.
>>10323435
>that doesn't help her mood.
So what about hindsight?
>>10323441
It's a friend of mine. Don't worry, she's not too different from me.
...What's the matter? Did something happen?
Day 7
That event... God damn it, Poniko!
>>10323452
But...but she's not you. I don't want too many people to get involved....
...The-I...nothing. You'd just call me crazy.
>>10323473
Wrong dream denizen.
Skipping peace, despite not wanting to.
Day 8.
Still no death for Bate...
Throwing a fancy avatar chart together. How's this looking so far?
>>10323479
It'll only be her.
>urotsuki huffs lightly, shaking her head with a small smile
One of the few people that shares an ability with you, and you think I'll call you crazy?
>>10323493
>looks alright to me!
>>10323493
>Looking fine.
Night 8
There is a God! And his name is RNGesus!
>>10323493
>Megaman template
Nice!
>>10323493
>tfw will left out again
>>10323452
I just had some old fart spray silly-string at my face, so I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING COOL OR UPLIFTING TO SAY, REALLY! Not sure if it's worth the monologue if it just boils down to assumption.
>>10323493
Hi Aikawa
And with this we have a winner!
>>10323495
>>10323497
>>10323504
Thanks! Photoshop is being dumb and not letting me create new layers, so I wasn't sure if I missed some mistake
>>10323507
This is for my own cute anime girls tho.
...as soon as I actually pick some up
>>10323511
Nah. Awawawa would throw something more professional looking together
>>10323510
Precisely.
You know what they say about assuming, right?
In this case, you REALLY don't want to do that.
>in a flash of light, her chainsaw is in hand, pointed at him.
Anyone know the source for Deko?
>>10323507
>I think it's for their own avas.
>>10323495
Will she just be watching? Just in case?
>A look of guilt crosses Uso's face, and she looks away with an awkward shift in place.
The voices. They...the started up again. A long time ago, when I was first locked up, I got so lonely, I...I made people up. To keep myself from being isolated, you know? But...but then, they...started doing things. They started getting hostile. Fighting for control. I still wanted to be me, so I...I thought I got rid of them! Locked them somewhere they could never come out from.
...Looking back, I...they've just been influencing me. Messing with my moods, pushing me to one thing or the other...I don't want to lose control. I need to stay me, Uro.
>Playing Dead Rising 4 again because i thought it wasn't as bad as i remembered
>It's literally a dogshit inside of an Xbox one case
Why did they do this to me? I thought capcom liked me. This is just cruel man.
>>10323527
Chuunibyou
>>10323527
Chuunibyou
>>10323527
>Dekomori Sanae from Chuunibyou, according to google.
Congraats...and thanks.
Not like this matters since it was a no kill code.
>>10323533
shit I forgot dead rising had number four, oh wait I remember why I chose to forget because it was god awful
>>10323515
>Runner up
Hey not bad.
>>10323547
Thanks for hosting mate.
Holy shit Aussa, kill yourself.
In case Tourney guy lives.
>>10323544
congratulations you know how to google
>>10323547
No Kills?
I was about to thank you for hosting, but that just seems like suffering for the likes of Me.
>>10323547
Thanks for the game, and congrats to the generic cute anime girl filler!
Post your top 3 fetishes.
>>10323208
> Wanting me to go down that rabbit hole
Yeah no thanks mate. Just by waking up the first thing I see in thread is a furry of me and more namedrops. Don't even want to imagine what's the average thing you say 'bout me when I'm asleep.
>>10323242
I remember this. Someone asked for where a HG meetup would happen and I said this because back then I legit thought you lived in Japan.
Silly ol' me.
>>10323493
Reminds me of the Megaman edit I made.
It's nice I guess.
>>10323527
Congrats!
>source is Chūnibyō Demo Koi ga Shitai!
>>10323528
Yes, of course.
>Urotsuki, for her part, shifts to sit down, listening to her talk.
The voices are talking again...?
I see.
But you've managed to hold them off so far? How much longer do you think you can keep yourself together, Uso?
>>10323575
Fellatio
Anal
Impregnation
>>10323558
if its not trying to suck someones dick its taking a character soley to circle jerk fucking baka desu senpai
>>10323534
>>10323539
>>10323544
Thanks for the info
>>10323544
>>10323553
>>10323554
>>10323563
>>10323564
>>10323579
Thanks for playing.
>>10323562
>>10323558
>Bullying the Aussa
Nu!
>>10323575
LF
Anal
Snowballing
>>10323575
Dragon Girls
Snuff
Rape
>>10323575
>>10323575
Cripple girls
Maids
Monstergirls
>>10323526
>His jaw drops after witnessing a chainsaw materialize from her hand.
....
>>10323575
NTR
Impregnation
Mind Break
>>10323579
Voices. Other parts of me. I dunno.
>Uso curls up in to the fetal position from where she lies.
...And I don't know that, either. earlier when it happened, it was so bad it forced me to wake up, I couldn't hold them down until I did.
>>10323575
rape
lolicon
mind break
>>10323575
Big
Sweaty
Men
>>10323575
Red-Heads
Freckles
And I guess Germanic Traditional Clothing.
>>10323618
Fuck off Inkling
>>10323618
oh Hi Vince
>>10323575
Vampires
Succubi
Dark elves
>>10323575
Gore
Quadruple amputee
Death
>>10323622
Like, lederhosen?
Size difference
Frotting
femboys
>>10323575
Interracial
Gangbang
BBC
>>10323552
At least you know my pain. Could you imagine just randomly turning into a completely different human being once you hit a certain age? It isn't a fun thought, i can tell you that much.
>>10323635
Martin?
>>10323631
>>10323637
Cuck
>>10323575
Racemixing
Money
Globalism
>>10323634
I suppose, but for the women.
>>10323575
Taller-than-average girls
Natural redheads
Athletic
>>10323575
Glasses
Scientists
Uniforms
>>10323578
I did live in Japan for 3 months, was while we were on /b/ too
>>10323575
Buenos
Dias
Mandy
>>10323575
hyperscat
pipelining
penis necks with vagina neckholes
>>10323645
Nope, not Martin
>>10323575
Vampires
Redheads
Maids
>>10323618
Hey, i think i know you from somewhere.
>>10323663
what the fuck am I reading?
>>10323575
assholes
fire emblem
20 good men
>>10323614
>Urotsuki sits in thought. No matter how bad it had gotten for her, she never heard voices or anything like that.
...Okay. Okay, it's getting bad for you, I see.
>she reaches over to touch usotsuki's shoulder
I've never dealt with this before, but once I get there, I'll try and help, alright? I'll leave for you tomorrow, as quick as I can.
>>10323606
>she smirks
How's that for Hollywood effects, huh?
>>10323622
Endo
>>10323618
Littlefinger
>>10323615
Kamina
>>10323611
Kamina
>>10323604
Vert
>>10323597
Ichigo
>>10323595
KK
>>10323585
Wiggins
>>10323631
hi me
>>10323635
Kamina
>>10323637
Kamina
>>10323649
Jude
>>10323663
Kamina
>>10323694
>Endo
Nope.
>>10323694
Correct.
>>10323694
all wrong it was me Austin! ALL OF IT
>>10323688
>le ramsay meme
>>10323575
lying
cheating
stealing
>>10323716
>ramsay
>>10323719
E-eddie..?
>>10323719
Eddie Guerrero?
>>10323575
femdom
light bondage
happy sex
>>10323575
Hoshi
Junko
Seth
>>>10323635 (You)
>Kamina
Also Nope
>>10323575
hustle
loyalty
respect
>>10323715
AW SUNOVABITCH.
>>10323661
Where in Japan ? Tokyo I'm guessing ?
Hadn't been for like 2-3 months difference we could have almost crossed paths I think. Went one week there since it was about time I fulfill my weeb fantasy.
>>10323726
Hot.
>>10323732
Chris Beniot?
>>10323689
I just don't want to stop being me. If...if I wanted to give up on everything, I'd just pass the reigns over to one of them, sure. I'd let myself vanish so deep in to my own subconcious there wouldn't be a sign of the original me left.
...But I don't want that.
>Uso, smiles just barely, and feebly places one of her hands on top of Uro's own.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I don't have the energy to leap on you and start crying like last time.
>>10323732
BRRAAABODOOOOO
THE PANTIES OF DOOM
Chapter 1: The Dance Party at Central Veto High School Sly was searching fri hus headset. "Did you see my earphones lately?" he asked while throwing things over his shoulder. "I saw them in the freezer this morning," Hagurumon replied. Sly shrugged. "Even though that doesn't make any sense, I might as well try it out." He flew through his house, digging through clothes and pizza boxes to the kitchen, where ToyAgumon was searching for chicken. Sly shrugged and looked in the freezer behind the box of cappuchino ice cream. There, he saw the headphones. "Got my earphones!" ToyAgumon looked at him. "Don't you mean headphones?"
Sly's car (a Chevy Malibu) sped to Central Veto. "I bet the party started already, man!" Hagurumon, chasing the car, began to run out of energy. He just rode along with Sly then.
At Central Veto, Sly slipped on his headphones and grabbed the mic. "Yo, yo, yo! I'm MC Sly here with your musical pleasure!" Sly played some slow songs, then started rapping at about nine o'clock. After that, Sly went to talk to his friends. TK, Kari, Colin and Mimi were hanging out in the library. "Sup, Sly?" asked TK. Sly replied with a "nothin'".
The next day, a second party was held in honor of Duke Johnson, the coolest kid at Central Veto High School. He swaggered when he walked past Kari. Kari was unanimously the most beautiful kid in school, with Mimi in second. After that was Sora, Sly's girl. TK walked up to Duke and gave him a dirty look. Kari was his. Colin agreed that if anyone made a pass at Mimi, they won't walk for weeks.
Duke was talking to Matt, the second coolest guy. Those two, along with Tai, had a band called Coolness. "Nick!" Sora yelled from across the room. "The name's Sly," said Sly. Sora ran up to him. "So, do we have a date next Saturday?" Sly nodded, and Sora walked over to her friends.
>>10323737
GET BACK OUT THERE AND MAKE ME MONEY!
>>10323732
Dj khaled?
>>10323694
>Wiggins.
I'm a newfag, I don't know who is Wiggins.
>>10323747
>>10323742
I'm not rescuing anyone else but you. Make sure I can do at least that.
>her hand tightens just a little on her shoulder, rubbing it gently
It's what you deserve, is all. You've been through a lot.
>>10323712
>Snuff
Like...fucking someone to death?
>>10323748
what the fuck am I reading?
>>10323689
.....Y'know it's kinda weird for you and I to be speaking genuine English; this is a dream, it's all in my head, it's time for a reality check.
>Kiibo whips out a sly smirk as he stages his next plan.
dummysayswhat?
>>10323749
Good god almighty, Vince McMahon and Stone Cold are shaking hands! By gawd what the hell is happening?!
>Boots Michael Cole right in the balls
Daily reminder that /trash/ was a mistake.
>>10323739
Somewhere in Kumamoto. I don't remember where tho, my memory is shite.
does anyone have the picture where an animu girl has an eyepatch then puts more eyepatches on?
Boop
>>10323770
Daily reminder that your birth was a mistake.
>>10323779
Oh shit, that's pretty good for some random girl I only know by name. Thanks Youmu!
>>10323781
>>10323786
Thanks again for playing.
>>10323767
Hm? Oh, you're a dreamer too then?!
...
Damn, I fell for that...
>>10323758
...If it was another side of me taking control, would it still be me?
And...and what if I don't deserve it? What if they were right to lock me up?
>>10323797
ayy could of sworn it was a black haired one but just the same thanks
>>10323760
More like while you're fucking them you shoot them in the head.
>>10323804
>pulls dress down
>>10323807
Is there that big a difference as long as the broad winds up dead?
>>10323786
She's from chuunibyou
Good series with a nice art style. Recommended/10
>>10323807
then wouldnt it be a murder and not snuff? because snuff implies you're making it for profit
>>10323811
Wouldn't that do nothing but cover her more?
>>10323575
Size Difference (Not Marco/Micro)
Biting
Gentle Dom
>>10323811
>Thankfully, it's a one-piece and doesn't really work like that.
Chapter 2: The Attack of the Black Underwear The party then went bad. Sly saw a shadow in the corner of the room. Hagurumon slowly approached, but was chased off by... panties? The whole school laughed, until a kid was mauled by the panties. The gym cleared fast. Only Duke, Matt, Sly, Sora, TK, Colin, Kari and Mimi were left.
When the black panties lunged at Kari, everyone made a run for it. However, the doors magically locked. The panties lunged at Duke, but Matt was in the way. "Stay alive, Duke," he said. The panties were on Matt's left arm. Matt then fell to the ground, and the panties ran deeper into the school. Sly checked out Matt. "Not breathing." Duke folded his arms. "Killed by a pair of panties? C'mon." Colin then looked. "Whoa. On his left arm is a ton of venom." Duke began laughing. "Why would panties have venom in them?" Sly tried to touch the venom. "Stop!" yelled Colin. "It's powerful enough to kill a person instantly." Duke stopped laughing. "Who's it after next?" asked Sora. "Hard to say," said Colin. "Wait a second..." Sly looked around the gym. "Where's Hagurumon?" Sly ran through the hallway to look for him. The others followed.
In the boys' bathroom, Hagurumon was trapped. The panties of doom blocked the only exit. As they stared, they backed up further until the door burst open, and they flew into a wall. Sly started using the headphones as nunchukas. "Beware, panties of doom." He tossed the end of the cord with the plug in it at the panties of doom. The panties then grabbed it and pulled on the cord, dragging Sly along until he let go. This gave Hagurumon a chance to escape. The others burst into the room. Duke was in front, taunting the panties. This aggravated them, and they jumped up on Duke's face. They then ran off, leaving Duke dead.
>>10323823
>pulls dress off
>look for Urotsuki r34
>Find an image with her and a Rika lookalike
:thoughts:
>>10323816
Doing it when your about to finish is best. Muscles tighten up a lot as a reaction and it's supposed to be great.
>>10323803
Yeah, you bet!
I've got expectations and big goals down the line.
>>10323817
It's a shame the only avafag we had from it was absolute cancer. It looked at least interesting enough to skim through the first episode
>>10323796
Dammit, now you've gone and made me hope that you're going to go full ava with Vince.
>>10323832
thats not rika but the main character from the original game yume nikki desu
>>10323818
Well... I did say rape too now didn't I?
>>10323842
Maybe later
>>10323832
>I know the image. It's Madotsuki. And yeah, they look like each other but with messier hair on Mado's part. Also the hair-beads instead of bows.
>>10323829
>Puts another dress on
>>10323842
>>10323853
>reading this in their voices even though they ain't even rping
>>10323825
>The Panties of Doom - Nick Bate Wiki
OH FUCK NO
>>10323575
NTR
Getting Caught
Impregnation
>>10323841
Don't "skim through it", watch the whole thing bitch.
>>10323804
As long as this part of you still exists, it's you.
I didn't think I deserved it. But I gave myself another try anyway, and... here I am. That's what I'm giving you.
>her hand moves to Usotsuki's head, giving it a pat
Don't worry about that now. You're not going to get anywhere worrying about what could be.
>>10323837
...Oh.
I thought you meant a lucid dreamer.
>>10323575
Rape
Murder
Arson
And rape.
>>10323859
>rips up new dress
>>10323860
What if that was just his plan this whole time! By gawd, Vince really is a diabolical genius!
>>10323866
Nah, I'm not even going to do that anymore. It's been retroactively ruined for me because of said cancerous avatar
>>10323881
>Wrong image
Well there i go ruining everything again.
>>10323575
rape
rika
murder
>>10323887
Hi Adachi
>>10323885
>letting some random person who made three posts with an anime girl deter you from enjoying a series
I'm going to fuck you to death.
>>10323881
>>10323886
>Sami Zayn gonna kill another good old wrestling symbol
fucking Zayn
>>10323886
YOU HAD ONE JOB, YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT RIGHT.
YOU'RE FIRED!
>>10323898
>>10323874
Fuck! I might be! After witnessing these strange apparitions of fictional characters doing questionable things to each other, you could be a sub-conscious for all I know. Where am I?
>>10323879
>Puts on a dress like the old one except black
>And now she has green hair.
>>10323874
...It doesn't matter, I guess. I'm going to stay me, whether they like it or not!
>She laughs briefly, flicking at her own ear.
Hey, Uro...why did you become a shutin?
>>10323903
Jokes on you, you already fired me!
>Works for NJPW
>Works for TNA
>>10323897
>Three posts
It was a lot more than that, and Sanae here is cute enough that I honestly wouldn't mind that. I take it you fagged her?
>>10323903
you could say zayn had a job
>>10323208
I-Is there a fast way to get to the last page
>>10323922
Click the arrow to the right of the page numbers?
>>10323916
>>10323920
OUT, OUT!
Get out of here the both of you! Enjoy your two dollar monkey shows!
>>10323821
>nobody guessing
o-oh
>>10323919
I did fag her like a year and a half ago, I haven't really used her much since then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37HtqbN8ICs
>>10323910
...Are you just trying to lie now for the attention?
You're in an arena, don't start going down that line of thought.
>she taps him on the head with her unstarted chainsaw.
>>10323911
That's more like it.
Really... I'm not the best at consoling people.
>she sighs
Why did I become a shut-in? Well... It was partially my own choice, and partially my parents'.
They... kind of hated me, but it wasn't in an aggressive way. It was more just like they started ignoring me. They hardly checked on me, they barely cared about what I did... and I didn't see them at the house too often. When I did... they always acted busy, and pushed me aside. So I started to spend more time inside my room. One day, they locked the door and left. I couldn't unlock it, so... I waited. And waited. And waited.... And... that was all I could do.
>>10323208
>SOM3ON3 M4K1NG 4 FOLD3R JUST TO FUCK W1TH M3
>>10323952
Nobody likes you.
>>10323964
:^(
>sh-shoto, i want you to be gentle with me tonight
>but i'm walking you home... gentle? I guess we can walk slower
>in bed
>but shoto, just insert your dick in my pussy!
>but i don't want to have kids
>but you can use a condom!
>but that way you can't have kids, isn't that the point of copulate?
>damn you shoto
>walking together
>momo puts a hand on todoroki's back pocket
>oh no, my cellphone is in my bag, take it
>watching netflix in bed
>momo suddenly grabs his dick and tells him
>w-why don't you try it with my pussy?
>mmmh if you want, but give me a moment... do you want rubber gloves? i always carry two pairs just in case i have touch dirty things
>being shoto
>recieves three love letters from girls
>sorry, i don't live near a mail box, but i think sero does
>leaves
>todoroki in a bar with autistic trio drinking tea
>drunken milf that was hitting on him for some minutes whispers
>you know, baby? i'm feeling kind of hot down here
>oh sorry, did i spilled some tea on you? i think my friend deku has tissues
>finally momo gets the d and manages to go doggy style
>PULL MY HAIR AND CALL ME A BITCH
>why? that would be rude
>>10323952
>bites you
:3c
I fucking hate myself.
>>10323954
It worked for me.
>Uso slowly sits up as she listens.
...They sound just as bad as mine. Did they only keep you barely fed, too?
>>10323984
What a bro.
>>10323937
The only arrows I have are next and previous, and the only go to the next one in the list.
Luckily there's a way to show the oldest posts first.
>>10323208
hey it's about board shit isn't that a fun memory.
Tamaki x Celeste
Baron Blade x Alma Elma
Adachi x Touko
Matoi x Nigga Rape Train
Ambrose x Rollins
Junko x Jude
Shorty x Weed x Cirno
Kyoko x Naegi
Bolin x Banned
Sophisto x Ryouna
Tricky x Permaban
Jotaro x DIO
Naoe Yamato x Mirai
Loli Karen x Araragi
CIA x Bane
Avatar Aang x Luffy
Rei Ayanami x Asuka x Mari
Erica x Hell
Souda x Gundham
Shion x Shion's Nightmare
Taylor Swift x Music
Vader x Tater
Totsuka x Hikki
Lord Beerus x Food and Sleep
Ocelot x Big Boss
Nanami Madobe x Bill Gates
Okabe x Fumi
Shit x Post
Yoko x Bear
Mion x Putin
Hotler's ass x Ibuki's ass
John Cena x The Odds
Obito x Kakashi
Ganon x Link
Ta-class x Her Dog
Kuuko and Kamina x Cucksville
Vince McMahon x Airi Ban
Chie/Yuu Narukami x Yosuke
Kuga x Maria Naruse
Garry x Yukiko
Classy Raven x Luna
Sunset x Spike
Remaining Danganronpa characters x Soccer players
Gogo x Agent J
Solid Snake x Liquid Snake
Aikawa x Yukine x Alice
Sokka x Korra
D-Dog x D-Horse
Yuno x Yukki
Kaito x Female Kaito
Blue Beetle x Vraeth
Fyxe x Furry porn
Sol Badguy x Rammy
Garnet x Hiccup
Wiggins x Link
Kamina x Spike
Sunset x whip-cream
>>10323954
No I'mNotTryingToLieForTheAttention!? Missy! I'm lost! Well not anymore, thank you.
Being in this very place is a genuine result of memory, why else would I be in Arena filled with characters you'd see in graphic novels. Now if it's this dream is telling me something, it's that I should lay low on those comics and illegal street fights.
>>10324009
>Baron and Alma
>>10324002
Yeah....
Really, I was lucky that I kept snacks in my room before they locked me in. Not like they cared, they'd only occasionally slip food under the door.
That's when I r-... when I gained the ability to lucid dream, around that time.
>>10324018
What? Alma was a peach
>>10324021
If you are going to post cringe ships of hgs past at least get it right.
>>10324000
Sad for you.
>>10324007
> Tfw you're featured in a way or another in everybody's first /trash/ mention
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Aloha
Are you in need of a game?
>>10324009
>No one remembers my ship
I'm both happy as well as sad.
>>10324029
Baron x SWP, best ship of all time
>>10324042
It means you're popular.
As a side note I'd totally let you run that board, I sure as hell wouldn't want to.
>DO 1 H4V3 TO HOST 4 G4M3?
>>10324009
What happened between BB and me was pure friendship
>>10324046
Oi, oi. Pleasu pleasu.
>Shion x Shion's Nightmare
>My joke entry somehow became a ship became a ship
>>10324060
Sure it was
>>10324061
Alright, you've convinced me. Gib 24
>>10324052
I love you qt
>>10324067
Elsa
>>10324067
T3R3Z1 PYROP3
>>10324067
Araragi Karen
>>10324067
The Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon
>>10324067
Guts
>>10324067
Gandalf the Pug
>>10324067
This Suz kills communists
>>10324067
Garry
>>10324067
Lord Beerus
>>10324067
My Wife
>>10324067
Urotsuki
>>10324084
That's my kind of Suz
Callisto
>>10324067
A2
>>10324018
>>10324048
>>10324060
i just copied it from a post from 2016 desu
>>10324020
They just give me stuff like...rice. And bread. Bland...not even very filling. They tore everything out of my room but the bookshelf.
When you "r-"?
>>10324067
Usotsuki
>>10324067
Lum!
>>10324067
Craig
>>10324067
My wife
>>10324067
Inkling
>>10324067
Malon
>>10324049
Goddam it dont remind me. More edge and drama in that then a three days grace song.
>>10324052
Bleh. Popularity, relevancy, all that shit's can go gone in a whim.
And what would be the point of running a board when no one would join it kek. This shit's better off without any hierarchy.
On a side note I miss u.
>>10324067
Seffer
Unikitty
>>10324067
Eric Andre but he was supposed to go to bed 5 hours ago so now he's going to have to coffee his way through a day long road trip
>>10324124
Link?
>>10324067
Garnet
>>10324136
>nope.
>>10324136
Fuck off
>>10324135
>mfw did this yesterday but with a shit ton of soda
It fucking suuuuuuuucked
>>10324136
...?
>Link
>>10324092
>>10324088
GARRY NOW'S YOUR CHANCE MY BOY
>>10324135
Why did you not get any sleep? You know that is bad for you, right?
>>10324105
About the same for me.... when it wasn't TV dinners.
Right, my tongue slipped.
>>10324136
Stick ur benis in my asspuss
>lonk
>>10324124
I see two malons
Link...?
>Blake
>>10324126
something something stab shoulder
>>10324136
Blake?
>Link
>>10324149
Eeh..!? but I haven't been around would she still care?
>>10324144
At least i know that I'm in for a fun 12 hours. At least i know the hotel I'm going to will have comfortable beds, i guess.
>>10324150
I can't really think of a good reason for doing this other than the fact that I'm a god damn idiot.
>>10324158
And then there was that and then there was Shadowrise. Though not in that order
>>10324162
Ah, rose boy. How's IB?
Link, the baby misses you, I miss you. Please come home. Please.
>Blake
>>10324151
You got TV dinners? Luckyyyyy....
YOu know you can be honest around me, right Uro?
Link did you get my emails?
>Blake
Alright, here you all are. Normally I'd just skip to the pics and leave you to swap or whatever, but I legitimately have no idea what the fuck Callisto and the ... uh ... number shouting grey thing are.
>theres a good chance that link quit because of wiggins creepyness
Not sure if i should be happy or disgusted
>>10324180
Nah he quit for other reasons.
>>10324165
O-oh It's....Baron von Blade. Ib is fine, she actually visted around the cafe over where I worked.
>>10324180
>>10324173
I think that Callisto was a male furry...
>>10324182
What were the reasons?
>>10324180
From what I remember Link left because of work/private issues
>>10324193
Yep.. I searches on Desuarchives, he's a male furry
>>10324170
Two or three kinds of them. Lucky, huh...;
I know that, yeah.
....Actually, at one point, I... I lived almost exclusively in my dream world, but....
....
...But that changed eventually.
>>10324151
You had TV dinners? I had to watch my family eat their dinners from inside a TV box that doubled as my bed.
>>10324127
y-you too, I miss hg a little bit too. Someday, but not today because I'm going to bed.
WIthout any further delay, let's go
>>10324193
That's good because I entered them both as male.
>>10324173
LOOKS GOOD TH4NKS FOR HOST1NG!
>>10324202
I don't have any variety at all...All I have is tap water, I still gotta stick my head under the water faucet.
I live like that too, you know...you got out somehow?
>>10324202
A one-two-three!
Morning Urotsuki! erm...or is it still night? It's been a while.
>>10324207
I got these fists of fury.
>>10324173
>when you just realize you got skipped but the game has already started
Well crap. My fault for not paying attention.
HG workers union when?
Beerus mourns the loss of his other purple furry buddy
All hail Queen Lum!
Sorry Usotsuki, looks like you're going to have to take a page from HOOVY's book and beat up low lev- uh, strength monsters until your gear is up to snuff
>>10324224
Oh fuck, sorry! I guess it's partially my fault for doing these so late
>>10324207
I don't really think he's my father. He doesn't look remotely similar t ome.
>>10324231
No sweat. It's all good. There will be another game soon enough.
>>10324231
...Gutsu.
>>10324231
You could poke someone's eye out like that you know! Be more careful of what you chuck around.
>>10324206
Nighto, Shioon.
>>10324231
I have the best stuff, shut up!
>tfw someone tells me they hate my RP but won't reply if I ask them how to improve myself
Kiibo went to a whore/she said his lif's a bore/so quit his whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Not gonna lie, Heavy Weapons Guy and Suz is a teamup I'd pay to see more of
For being so sleepy, Eric is capable of some surprising feats of strength
He's a phantom. (Tranny Phantom)
Yo, Tranny Phantom, he was just 24
when he tried to build up a YouTube channel and didn't succeed
(He's gonna kill 'em all cause he is Tranny Phantom)
When it didn't quite work, he didn't just quit
Then Ember took a look inside of it
There was a great big flash, everything just changed
His ego got all rearranged
(Phantom, phantom)
When he first woke up he realized
He had dark brown hair and glowing blue eye's
He could talk to imaginary ocs and
He was much more unique than the other guys
It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the people that were commin' through
He's here to fight for me and you!
He's gonna kill 'em all cause he is Tranny Phantom
Gonna kill'em all cause he is Tranny Phantom
Gonna kill 'em all cause he's (Tranny Phantom)
>>10324243
>someone shitposts me
>ask them why
>they shitpost me some more and don't tell me why
>>10324203
Sheesh, and I thought I had it bad...
How'd you survive?
>>10324222
....
>she hesitates for a few moments
Somehow, over time... I just kind of spent more time awake until it became the norm for me.
It was kind of a shock.
>>10324207
I just can't catch a break...
>>10324223
It's morning, Garry.
And also, it has been a while.
have you been alright?
>>10324245
HAHA! BIG BABY WOMAN WHO SMELLS OF VODKA IS GOOD SHOOTING! Heavy likes you!
>>10324249
...Huh. Weird. But...how'd you get out? Just a window?
>>10324245
Kitty...why? I like you guys...
Why am I still awake?
I'm so hungry...
>>10324231
Wait, wait! He's my father! Don't eat m-
>>10324207
Wait, how did she get here? Shit, looks like I'm going to have to go into rad dad mode for this one.
>>10324231
Listen, i don't want to be a dick about this, but all of your stuff is shit. Go look through a department store or something, you could probably find something better then all that garbage you got there.
>>10324245
>Pushes the coffin up a hill, pours gasoline all over it and set it on fire, all while some fat guy screams his approval
>>10324231
YOU SM3LL L1K3 PL4NTS!
4LSO DON'T YOU TH1NK YOU 4R3 GO1NG TOO F4ST W1TH TH1S SL33P1NG W1TH M3!?
>>10324245
TH3Y S4Y WH3N YOU GO BL1ND YOU C4N S33 TH3 S1NS OF TH3 S1NN3R...
1 WOULDN'T KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH1S, B3CU4S3 1'M BL1ND!
>>10324257
It's not just to suffer. Want me to prepare you a meal?
Conglaturation !!! You have compelted a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture.
It must be patch day. Never try to connect on patch day.
What is it with fantasy settings trying to shoehorn hackneyed "ancient but futuristic" garbage?
Can a skeleton even GET wounds?
>>10324249
Hope you've been well, but yes Morning. I'm doing well myself have you been taken care of yourself?
>>10324259
>mfw the bed frame is drawn better than the characters
>>10324265
Is it going to give me cancer?
>>10324247
Better not to find why my man. You can only just keep on carry on with these situations.
>>10324267
I blame you...stupid skeleman.
>>10324267
WH4T TH3 FU-
>>10324270
Most anime has a background artist different from the character artist
>>10324270
Of course it's not going to give you cancer. Here in Costa Rica we have ingredients who aren't affected by radiation.
>>10324267
I have no clue what a "Naga" is, but i managed to kill it so i guess that means I'm an American hero or something.
>>10324249
It's hard to describe.
The world I started out in was dark... But then it got brighter and more full. Eventually I could walk around, and there were other things in the darkness. Moving things I could talk to.
Then one day, I found a door. It was a door that lead to a big room, with a balcony.
And there was a bed. You can guess what I did after that...
>>10324268
As best I can, really.
Things come easier to me every day. I'm almost normal now, y'know? Heh...
In fact, I've been more concerned about taking care of other people.
Sleepy Andre can be surprisingly stealthy when he needs to be
This A+ guy has been endorsed by the Heavens themselves!
Through some frankly upsetting server fiat, I'm pretty sure we're down to out final 5 already!
>>10324265
>that scar
oh god no
>>10324284
>>10324254
>oops, that was for you.
>>10324283
Naga are half Human/Half Snake
>>10324287
Don't think too much about it. It actually doesn't hurt anymore.
>>10324284
Look at you, growing up as a person. I'm proud as well as impressed. All you can do is go day by day after all, I hope I didn't give you a hard time by yourself.
F E A S -
Wait, what? Literally nobody decided to show up. Come on guys, we spent tens of pesos on this
>>10324280
Wait, ingredients -who- aren't affected? Are you telling me you're going to try and feed me people?
>>10324287
Assassins! A.K.A. - NINJAS! Damn was I right or wong here cause I'd make a good action star.
>>10324293
>kissus the scar
>>10324284
>Usotsuki scowls, shaking her head slowly in confusion.
...I don't get it. I don't get it at all. What do you mean by all that? What's that got to do with getting free? Did you even mean that?
>>10324287
that scar was from the sergury that Big MEdic gave to paz before the helicoptor exploded.
>>10324299
I never said that, Mister. Cannibalism goes against peace. So, naturally, it goes against my own beliefs. I promised to Snake that I was going to honor my name and spread the word of peace. In short, no, I won't feed you people. What I can do is prepare a meal! Delicious chimichangas. They're popular in Costa Rica, I'm sure you will love them.
>>10324287
Just image the small amount of publicly i could get from this, i can be just like that asshole with the camera and the stupid haircut.
>>10324292
Oh, so i basically just went into a cave and beat a trash can to death with a baseball bat. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
As if a """great""" dragon would even be capable of taking on THE LEGEND
A quick google search tells me that would make him Chaotic Evil now. Oh fuck.
>>10324303
I know that. I too played Nuclear War Crimes Simulator 2015
>>10324302
Oh! You meant... You meant getting free from my room.
Right, well....
That's a bit easier. You see, I started working up the courage to leave. Once I felt ready, I just needed somewhere to go. And I had made friends with Garry, who helped me out all the way.
All I had to do was use my bedsheets and some other spare cloth to get down from my balcony safely.
>>10324293
>It doesn't hurt anymore
>Paz is dead
FUCK
DONT MAKE ME CRY
>>10324314
hold on.
>smothers ashes on face.
We'll use these with diamonds and wear them into battle
>>10324294
Oh, I'm not alone now, Garry.
>she smiles
In fact, I've found plenty of friends here now.
And actually, even people like me! I've made it a goal of mine to help them.
>>10324314
This'd make up for a good training montage after duking it out with a horde of ninjas.
The only thing that could kill Seth in the end was himself
>Fish people from the dawn of time
Artist's rendition https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/parasiteeve/images/f/f4/Sea-driver2.png/revision/latest?cb=20150307212343
Oh god, Unikitty's demise is giving me some horrible OoT flashbacks. Fucking Redeads
We have our winner!
Ayy it's actually been a full year since I joined HG
Anyway bye
>>10324314
Hey man, can you spot me on this? I'm trying to get in shape and i don't want to end up crushing myself just because i wanted to look tough.
>>10324341
>Implying join date counts.
There are nufags with more total playtime than you, fuck off.
tits
Congratulations Eric Andre! There's no way in hell I'll be able to find a vector of you, it'll take a bit longer than usual to give you your prize
>>10324340
Dammit, this is a stupid metaphor for the hotel I'm going to drive to later having terrible beds isn't?
>>10324327
I knew you wouldn't be left alone! with all that hard work you've done, it's only natural to get some results.
>He pats her head.
Friends help friends right?
>>10324355
Congratulations!
>>10324355
So, my ''dad'' won.
>>10324340
>Oh god, Unikitty's demise is giving me some horrible OoT flashbacks. Fucking Redeads
Not only you, I hated the Well and the Shadow Temple back then
>>10324318
...Haha! Oooh, I get it, you thought I meant how you learned to lucid dream, then? Silly girl.
Hmmm...how much did you have spare? I measured everything out, but even if I even used all my clothes, it's still too high for me to get out without breaking something...
>>10324355
Good work mister. And thank youu.
>>10324342
Well the whole point to get in shape is to be TOUGH, you get me man?
>>10324355
See! Now you're looking tough, thanks.
>>10324347
>Implying they don't
I bet you think Brook is a newfag.
>>10324355
Congratz~ Good to see that you won~
>>10324355
Oh shit, i did it! And all it took was me deciding to not be a responsible human being and staying up way past my bedtime. Neat!
As for the wincard, I'll probably not be around by the time it's done, so just look around here in about 6 to 10 hours when i get to that hotel that I should really stop referencing at this point.
>>10324368
but brook is dead :(
>>10324359
Mm-hmm. Even if they don't think of me that way at first....
They're all dealing with some of the things that I dealt with. Funny how that works...
>>10324364
Yeah... Hah.
It was actually just baaaarely enough. Like, if I hadn't had maybe a foot less, I would have broken something.
Of course, the difference is, you'll have someone at the bottom to catch you.
>>10324355
Congratulations.
>>10324382
Weird....slight similar circumstances eh? At least they'll have your support through it! Just gotta keep at it right?
>>10324355
Well done.
>Thanks for the game.
>>10324377
>>10324368
>>10324341
> One year
Try two, hah.
;_;
>>10324355
GG no (And)re
Thanks for hostinga
>>10324402
GET WELL SOON BROOK~
>>10324382
>Uso grimaces at just the thought.
But...what if it's not enough? It's a really, really tall house, is all.... I assumed you'd be...you know...busting in the front door?
Then agaain, I don't really have too much. Just two changes of clothes and the sheets I have right now. Plus, they're getting kinda old and strained...they might not even take the stress.
>>10324355
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS!
TH4NKS FOR HOST1NG!
>>10324417
>gonna be 2 in 2 months
H3CK Y34H!
>>10324375
You're lucky I was able to find this head and that it fit so well. Shame the gif effects wouldn't carry over
Congratulations!
>>10324397
That's the idea, anyway.
If nothing else, it's kept me busy, y'know?
>>10324402
Get well soon, Brook.
>>10324421
Okay, then I'll just knock down the door and get to you that way!
Easy peasy. Just think, you'll be out of there in only a few hours.
>>10324432
>>10324417
>wait no 3 months
I want to fuck Usotsuki and Urotsuki in a good ol fashioned threesome.
>>10324434
...That soon? Really? You might even be able to get in quiet-like, too! I don't think they changed any of their schedules since I got locked in.
>>10324311
Well, as long as they aren't made out of people, I'm sure I could stomach some chimichangas. Actually, those sound pretty good right now. Can you whip me up some of those now? That would be pretty swell of you. Just don't like...blow the kitchen up or anything while you're making them.
>>10324433
Oh shit, i thought this would take longer, thanks for the winthing my man. Plus, this remind me of that time I went to New York. So either this'll be a reminder of a great vacation, or it'll give me horrible memories every time I see it. Ooh, I can't wait to find out.
>>10324434
Exactly, being positive helps as well, I'll keep positive thoughts on your successful retrieval whenever that is...I'll be having to take my leave soon if you don't mind
>>10324436
Welcome to the old club, Ruby.
>>10324459
Nope, not yet, there are more people older than me that still not oldfags.
>>10324446
Rammy doesn't necessarily have to come with me, though... she did say she wanted to help you.
I could leave right now if I wanted, yeah!
>>10324458
Is that so? Well... alright.
Are you sure you're fine, Garry?
>>10324466
You're not really the numb3r5 guy, are you?
>>10324466
A land where no matter how far you climb you never age.
>tfw slowly approaching 3 years
>>10324451
Silly, I'm not going to blow up the kitchen.
>Paz quickly goes to the kitchen to prepare the chimichangas she promised to the hungry man. She tinkers inside the kitchen, some metal sounds and even a hammer hitting the wall can be heard. After a good ten minutes or so, Paz returns to the man with a huge dish on her hand and some chimichangas on it.
Here we go! Have you tried them before? They're absolutely delicious. Like I said, popular in Costa Rica.
>The chimichangas look like simple tacos but they're fried, stuffed with various ingredients which are common in Costa Rica. She puts the plate on the table and looks at the man.
After eating these, I'm sure you'd be able to sleep just fine.
>>10324477
The one with the L33T SP34K?
Yep.
>>10324478
Yeah, such a strange land.
>>10324471
>Her eyes suddenly shoot wide.
The sooner the better! I...I mean, whenever you're ready, I guess. I can hold out a little longer, if I need to.
>>10324486
Oh Rube. I am so disappointed right now.
>>10324479
Who the fuck?
>>10324471
I'm fine, just a little tired is all. When you think good thoughts they tend to go in your favor.
>>10324492
What did you expect from someone who enjoys MLP and Undertale? of course I'm gonna enjoy Homosuck and play someone from it, it's fun.
>>10324492
Don't be a bitch nigga.
>>10324486
I thought you were supposed to be on vacation. Or are you back from vacation? Or maybe you're still on vacation?! I'm so confused.
>>10324497
Nobody important.
>>10324505
There's internet in this vacation, I'm still in it.
>>10324487
Let me know if it gets too hard to bear before I leave, and I'll rush there, okay?
I'm gonna go contact her and see what the situation is.
>Urotsuki rubs her head
..I'll see you soon, Usotsuki.
>>10324501
Same here, yeah....
Well, alright. Let's catch up for real soon. I feel like it doesn't happen enough, y'know?
>I'm off. Later losers <3
>>10324508
HG edits when
>>10324516
I'll make one after work
So in 6 hours or so it should be done
>>10324515
Right. Right! Later, Uro.
imbecil
>>10324510
Okay cool, now i can stop being a dickhead about something that confuses me.
Alright, I'm going to go get about 3 hours of sleep for my irritatingly long road trip now, let's hope i don't crash the family car in the process.
>>10324526
>Punches in the face
>>10324515
I'll try to come back, since you'll be waiting for my swift return. See you soon.
>>10324486
>ruby is terezi
fucking based
>>10324530
Oh don't worry your concerns isn't anything near dickishness, have fun!
>>10324502
That's not what I mean.
But ebin meme namechanges to tributes is never a good idea. People want the names they enter, you shouldn't meddle with that.
>>10324543
Muh hugbox
Can't even do anything fun these days
>>10324532
>Gets woken up
>>10324539
Thanks Anon.
>>10324543
I disagree, it's fun, besides, it didn't change their names, only how it is written, but I only do that if Terezi is hosting, and it takes too long to do, so don't worry about it.
>>10324483
>Trying to start serious RP with Adachi
The fucking madman
>>10324553
np rube
i wish i didn't stop avaing my homosuck
I FINALLY FOUND WHAT
>>10324559
And I wished I would of read it sooner, still glad I did.
>>10324565
Yeah, it's one hell of a ride at times
>>10324550
The names and images are literally the only thing you have control over during a game.
And you're taking that away from the players. Does that sound like a good thing to you?
>>10324553
I figured you wouldn't do it with anyone else, but for the reason stated above, it's still not a good thing.
>>10324563
I WAS LOOKING FOR