ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

>>10317768
Oven is Turts'

gogilla warfarilla

>>10317761
(You're fine man, the character's in a possible death situation, I wouldn't expect people to sit by if they thought it was horrible fudged.)
>>10317695
>5
>The hail of punches you wished for simply doesn't happen - a combination of a near frozen arm and leg impair mobility a bit too much to make it truth.
>However, you do manage to land one solid punch.
>The body of a Frolass is -58 Fahrenheit. You can feel the brass knuckles on your left hand chilling and sticking to your skin - removing them will likely rip the skin right off if not done correctly.
>She yells in defiance, dislocating her jaws and letting forth another massive gush of chilled fog.
>You get a chance to dodge, if you fail it's your left arm that gets the chill.
>Froslass is at roughly 30% hp after the punch. There's noticeable cracks and splinters all over her body, with several missing chunks.

whats a good way to get over loss

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>>10317768
>Objectivly the best Appliance-Mon

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>>10317914
>Not letting that happen again!
>Kat tries to circle around the frosslass in an attempt to avoid the fog!
"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!? LEARN SOME NEW TRICKS ICE CUNT!"

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>>10317923
>not dex

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>>10317689
"Hm... Probably the same squint he always makes."
>9
>A youngster jumps in front of the two, a Pokeball at the ready.
"Alright, I guess it's my turn for a battle?"
>Out foes Unfezant, the bird coo'ing and stretching out its wings.

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>>10317984
>Be Wash
>Ou staple in every gen it's been in
>In multiple VGC winning teams in many seasons
>Versitile mon with many good sets that can be custom fit to meet your teams needs

>Be Dex
>Literally no stats
>Around for one gen
>Literally only good for mediocre puns

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>>10318074
>The youngster tosses out a Heracross, LV40.
>"I'll show you what bugs are really made of, mister!"
>Unfezant will move first.
>Tobas chuckles, watching the battle.

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>>10318083
Reminder to name your washtom WOSH

>>10317956
>The taunt falls on deaf ears.
>Or it might as well have, since she understands nothing of what you say either way.
>She narrows her eyes at you, whirling around, and inhaling, a precursor to what comes next.

>>10318432
(*whirling around and inhaling)
(I know I use commas a lot, but not that much)

Hello, PAR. I'm looking to hire a psychic or two. I need a brain scanned and archived.
I've already taken several pokemon to it and copied the neurons to a t. But I'd like to see what a psychic says about it.

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>>10318232
>Unfortunately, Alain doesn't speak Japanese.
>He has no idea what this kid is saying.
"Unfezant?"
>The birds leaps up into the air, a white energy beginning to collect around it.
>This isn't fly he's using, so Heracross' attack will still hit.
>LVL 80 Unfezant, forgot to mention.

>>10318576
>0 Atk Unfezant Sky Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heracross: 1348-1588 (1069.8 - 1260.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

(At what point is a mon no longer just "fainted" and just dead, because we have to be getting close)

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>>10318576
>"Well, try this!"
>The kid huffs and tosses out...
>HORSE BUG! At level 45.
>Which is... Slower.

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>>10318432
>>10318450
>Flinching is a thing pokemon do right?
>Let's find out if a bar of steel in the head is enough to cause that
>Also holy shit a human with steel knuckles is beating a pokemon
>Thank god ice types are weak to steel
"NONE OF THAT SHIT!"

>>10318801
(I'm trying to calc this shit, wtf is a horse bug lol?)

>>10318891
(Scolipede!)

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>>10318799
(I'm running a Super Luck + Scope Lens build on Alain's Unfezant, so it'd be a guaranteed crit for Sky Attack.)
>252+ Atk Unfezant Sky Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heracross on a critical hit: 2752-3240 (2184.1 - 2571.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
(Anyway, there's no death in friendly battles, just fainting. We used to have it be that, in a battle where the intent is to kill/severely injure, anything above 500% of your total HP would be death if you didn't get medical attention in the next 30 minutes or so. I don't know if we're still doing that in nuPAR.)
>>10318891
(Scolipede, presumably.)
>>10318801
"Go for the neutral hit."
>Unfezant uses Return!
>Crits on evens, I'll post the calc when I find out if it crits or not.

>>10318992
(I ruled that out since it was faster than Heracross, but I guess negative nature vs positive nature and ev investment can apparently brodge that gap, ok so...)
>0 Atk Unfezant Sky Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Scolipede: 524-618 (429.5 - 506.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>10319060
>Crit
>252+ Atk Unfezant Return vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Scolipede on a critical hit: 439-517 (399 - 470%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>10319097
(Unfezant is using Return, Sky Attack would be a guaranteed crit, and you're forgetting the level difference. If Unfezant had used Sky Attack it would be...)
>252+ Atk Unfezant Sky Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Scolipede on a critical hit: 1202-1416 (1092.7 - 1287.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>10319060
>>10319136

(Um... I have two issues:
1. Sky Attack is not a bonus crit attack, so super luck+scope lens would only bring you to +2 and thus a 50/50 to crit in the new system
2. Your opponent swapped out, so the sky attack never landed on Heracross and instead is targeting Scolipede, this means it's currently turn two and we need to run the calc on scolipede and not call out for return, as you are still locked into sky attack.(spoiler its a OHKO))

>>10319223
(Oh snap Sky attack does have a +crit rate, smogon attack dex has failed me)

>>10319223
(1.
>Generation III
>Sky Attack now has a 30% chance of causing the target to flinch. It also now has an increased critical hit ratio.)
(2. I'm talking to the Tobias roleplayer. I *asked* him if the Heracross was switched out or not. He said that no, it got KO'd.)

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>>10319292
(I'll just.. let you too rp... my intent was to be fast on the calcs in order to facilitate smother battles, but it quickly turned into me crying foul at stupid stuff that I thought was incorrect but in the end I am, sorry. I'll stop clogging the thread now.)

jews

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Whenever I take my Koffing around my jew friends they die, anyone know how to fix this?

>>10318888
>Quads
>The lower jaw of the Froslass snaps and falls off, disintegrating into nothing.
>You can't kill a Ghost type, but you do see something interesting...
>When the Froslass hits the ground a portal seems to form. Nothing but an eerie, purple void can be seen through it, an even darker miasma rising out.
>Once her unconscious form sinks through the portal closes, leaving nothing behind but purple stained snow.
>>10319396
(I understand man. Good intentions and all, just wasn't something that would work well.)

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>>10319513
>Kat pants, standing over the portal as it closes
"Fucking... bitch"
>She limps back to her bike, and lets Rider out of his pokeball again
"Shit, can he still..."
>She tries to push the plasmaghost into her bike so they can get out of here

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>>10318481
None interested?
That's a shame, back to work then.

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>>10319610
>Rider sinks in, but still being KOed you're only getting a minor speed boost unless you revive him.

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>>10319647
"Oh thank fuck, alright, let's get you revved up."
>She starts the motorcycle and speeds down the mountain towards the nearest pokecenter
>Hopefully they can help with the ice covering her arm and leg too

>>10318481
>>10319620
(Gimme a sec to finish up this scene and I'll uh find a character to respond with.)
>>10319610
>>10319647
> Frostbite should be the first thing you get checked out when you get back to civilization, Kat.
> -58 F degree wind against the skin?
>Can't be good.
>The brass knuckles are also currently frozen to your skin, so be careful removing them.
>Nothing else for me to do here, so...
>Scene: end

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>>10319620
To archive a mind,
Attempting to defy death
Such reckless humans.

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>>10319620
Sorry, I just don't have much experience with Psychics.

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>>10319799
(No worries.)
>>10319818
Defying death without becoming a ghost is something to be sought after, no?
>>10319850
Not any issue. Electronics?

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>>10319799
>She makes it to the pokecenter at far slower than usual speeds
>Her whole body is still numb as she stumbles through the doors
>Probably a good thing, given the pain she's about to suffer as the frostbite heals
>Several hours later she's in an actual hospital with Rider having been taken care of through pokecenter magic
>And now we're caught up with present time and she's shitposting with her plasmaghost

>>10319892
You know how to achieve immortality without becoming a ghost? Does it let me keep the body I've got?

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>>10319937
"...So you punched it's jaw off. I might be old but I'm not dumb."

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>>10319892
How foolish indeed,
To think one's mind incorporeal
Retains the same soul.

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>>10319892
Server and networking hardware yeah.

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>>10319937
Keeping the body you have is my main problem. Unless you're keen to be converted into a robot I'd ask you to refrain from downing cyanide.
>>10319998
Do tell, what is the soul? Is it what becomes a ghost or is it something more than that?
An astounding amount of ghosts forget their past life upon changing so there is a missing link between the mind and the soul.
>>10320062
And you've spoken with that other roboticist I take it?

>>10320088
LESBIANS

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>>10320088
My dear human
You know not what have asked
Still I will answer.

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>>10320088
I have yes. I have experience with Porygon grade AI, and those will be the base for his work.

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>>10319984
"Well it's not like it was very strong after you zapped the shit out of it, and I punched it with these"
>She twirls her steel knuckles on a finger
"Steel works against ice types, and I guess these counted. Damn near got turned into a popsicle though..."
>She looks down at her bandaged arms and leg, where her skin had either been torn or frostbitten in the fight
"Maybe I should ask for some protection against fights too, instead of just not aging."

>>10320088
Hmm, damn, in that case it's no good, back to my original plan of begging legendary pokemon to make me immortal.
Anyone know if Dialga is still hanging around Spear Pillar or did I waste my time yesterday.

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>>10320274
"Well you aren't dead so that's a start. What's say we put that money you've been savin' up to some body armor or somethin'?"

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>>10320229
I'm waiting.
>>10320264
Tell me, what does a Porygon grade AI lack that a human has?
>>10320274
I'll be completely fair with you, if my prostrations at Regigias' temple didn't net me anything I don't think Dialga will take an audience with you unless you impress him.
Something more than Diamond even. You'd have better luck with Xerneas, I'm sure.

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>>10319060
>The child pays out 2000P to Alain and Tobias waves, walking back over.
"That's some fancy birdwork. Care to carry on?"

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>>10320319
"I was thinking I need some better weapons for next time you're out of commission, I was thinking of getting a better version of these, a set that isn't as likely to freeze my fingers off if I have to punch an Ice Type again. Maybe like, full on medieval gauntlets or some shit."

>>10320376
Xerneas and Jirachi are other options I was considering. But really if I need to prove myself anyways it might as well start here right?

Anyone got any ideas on how to prove yourself worthy of a Legendary's blessing?

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>>10320376
Mortals have one life to live
Yet living it will take its toll
Thousands pass through times cruel sieve
Never learning of their role

A million lifetimes have slipped past
A billion men who breathed their last
A trillion times the die was cast

Mortals have one life to live
Yet living it doth take their soul.

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>>10320274
I don't think I saw anything in particular over Mt. Coronet last week, at a distance.

>>10320376
Complexity. The neural network of a Porygon has improved greatly from the ones over two decades ago but they are still not even close to an human, or many pokemon.

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>>10320444
Most legendaries consider their very presence a blessing, and that in its own right is hard enough to earn.
So it entirely depends on the legendary in question and the blessing you seek.

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>>10320463
So he might not be there, shit.

>>10320526
I'm looking for eternal youth, and I'll do whatever it takes to earn that blessing from whichever legendary deems me worthy of it.

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>>10320444
Unless you can set them up to be in peril so you can save them I don't really see that happening.
>>10320445
Very interesting...
>>10320463
Exactly.
What we would need for a synthetic pokemon that could be the ultimate battler would be the ability to learn quickly and make choices a trainer wouldn't think.

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>>10320552
Well... From what I know of legendaries you're more likely to convince Steven Stone to hand over all of his fortune and his entire company to you.

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>>10320391
"Of course, let's go before another kid spots us."
>He starts walking, casting a glance over his shoulder to make sure Tobias is following.

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>>10320659
"These kids really are something, aren't they?"
>Unless Tobias dubfails they're out of the forest now.
"...Pewter City?"

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>>10320597
If a legendary needs saving then Rider and I won't be enough to turn the tide, and I don't think being the bad guy and trying to put one of them in peril will help me at all, it's more likely to get me killed.

>>10320601
Guess I'll just have to beat the odds then. Just gotta figure out where to start.

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>>10320597
Either expand further our AI technology beyond what Silph has... or have a 1:1 copy of an human or highly intelligent pokemon.
I see where you are going.

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>>10320842
Well get yourself trained up then. That'd be a good place to start.
Hm, I'd suggest contacting Huey about getting a robotic battle body built. He's still in the early stages, cross your fingers he doesn't get Prego in the electronics.

>>10320861
Exactly! Which is what I study.
Huey, for example, a genius with robotics and a penis that rivals subatomic particles in size. Myself, an AI expert and research that rivals psychologists.
If I could get him to come out of his shell we might have something fantastic going together.

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>>10320842
Yes, well... Good luck with that.
I'll be sure to let Zekrom know if you manage to prove him wrong on his own siblings.

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>>10320932
Yeah, that's what the plan is, gotta get Rider up to level 100, and I've gotta get better at fighting with my fists for when a Rotom won't cut it. Marital Arts classes have only gotten me far enough that I can punch the jaw off a frosslass and even then I needed brass knuckles to really get the job done.

>>10320941
Heh, that sounds like a fun conversation.

Becoming immortal isn't gonna be easy, but it'll be worth it. Once the frostbite fully heals, I'll be out in the world again, and I'm gonna find a way.
In all seriousness, how do people usually impress legendaries? I assume you have to perform some "legendary" feats of some sort, but what do they look for?

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>>10320690
"... looks like it. I can't read the signs so I'm not sure."
>To emphasize the point he squints and taps the nearest sign
"Are we grabbing a hotel first, or storming the gym immediately?"

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>>10321046
All of the people currently alive who have earned the favor of legendaries did so by saving their entire region - and potentially the legendary itself - from a massive criminal threat.

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>>10321105
"...Well we've been walking for an hour or so, might as well get it done before we sleep."
>Tobias chuckles.
"That says Alain is dumb and short, come on."
>Tobias heads into the gym.

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>>10321163
"You're so cruel to me."
>Alain follows after him, already preparing a Pokeball for the upcoming battle
>Who's GM'ing this, and it is a double battle or two single battles?

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>>10321149
So if you wanna be immortal, you gotta save the world... which means the world has to be in danger.
Shit, that's no good, there's gotta be other ways of proving yourself...

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>>10321046
I'm sure he could make something for you there. He made himself walk again, that man is at least somewhat capable of helping you.

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>>10321361
Thanks, but no thanks, unless he can make uh...
...Got any shotgun-gauntlets?

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>>10321486
Nnnno. You'd be better off commissioning Rocket for that.
I need to get back to work, my apologies.

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>>10321586
Not a problem, thanks.
>Yeah she's never going to Rocket for anything, not after what Rider said about them.

Hmm... can't save the world because there's no dangers to it right now, would exploring it be a good start?
There's a lot of areas between regions that just aren't very well explored, like, on the plane trip to Sinnoh I saw this huge stretch of open land that had no town or city lights, at all. I almost thought I saw like a campfire or something, but that might have just been plane lights reflecting off the snow.
My point is that it seems like there's a lot of places in the world where no one goes, and I'm wondering if checking those places out would be a good way to start things off.

Page 8 bump for you

>>10321711
So besides that area between Johto and Sinnoh you mentioned, what other "unexplored" places are there in the world?
Actually, what regions are there in general outside the big seven (which until a couple years ago was the big six)?

I eat farts

>>10324177
That's weird

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>>10323443
Oblivia. We and the other regions run by the rangers - Fiore and Almia - tend to get forgotten.
Not that I can blame you, our biggest town had 19 people, now down to 18.
I'm pretty sure there's a Decolore, Ferrum, and Orre as well.

>>10324836
So six non-league regions... wait, what about that arceus shaped one, that makes seven.
So 14 regions, throughout the world, what's between them?

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>>10324903
I... Didn't know about that one.
I should get a new map.
Are... the Orange Archipelago and Sevii Islands being counted as part of Kanto...?
I... I think it's unsettled territory?

>>10325004
oh god, it's ALL unsettled!?
that's so much!

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>>10323443
>>10324836
>>10324903
>>10325004
>>10325360
Holy shit, that's what, ninety percent of the world that's left unexplored?

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>>10325360
>>10325368
I worded that wrong - I'm guessing there's people there, but I don't think the places are off really seen as regions or claimed as territories?
... they didn't exactly teach us this stuff in Oblivia.

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>>10325411
Hmm, so... most of the world isn't empty, that is both relieving and disappointing, given that I'm trying to explore the world and earn the favor of at least one god.

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>>10325484
.... what?
Is this a normal goal for the Big Seven or...
Or is this just a "you" thing?

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>>10325573
Just a me thing, I think? I mean, a lot of people want immortality, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one crazy enough to do it by getting the favor of a god.
I'm also the only one that wants shotgun gauntlets, and I'm not sure which one's gonna be harder to get.

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>>10325601
... I had to look up what a shotgun was, and somehow that sentence makes even less sense knowing that.

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>>10325667
Yeah, I know, guns inside of gloves, sounds absurd when you think about it, somehow less absurd than eternal youth. Too bad I want both.

So, anyone know of an abandoned part of the world that may or may not hold the secrets to gaining favor with Ho-Oh, Jirachi, Dialga, Arceus or Xerneas? Or all of the above, I don't care which gods or how many of them I've got to prove myself to to earn immortality, gotta start somewhere.

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>>10325894
I really can't think of a reason you would need guns in your gloves in the first place...
That... sounds pretty selfish. Doing a good thing just because you want something out of it. Stories always make it sound like legendaries want only morally pure people and stuff.

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>>10325968
I mean... I guess? I dunno, seems like having ulterior motives doesn't change the fact that you're doing good, as long as you're doing it.
It doesn't matter what we think, or what the stories say, all that matters is that I try my damned hardest, and the opinion of the gods.

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>>10326013
I suppose they don't, but it's a place to start.
Stories, anyway.
Better than nothing, at least.

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>>10326209
Well all the stories are about saving the world, that's the legend of the Pokedestined, kids chosen by the gods to save regions from massive threats. Fortunately, the world isn't in danger as far as I can tell, unfortunately, that means I'm out of luck for proving myself that way, so I've gotta find a different path.

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>>10326256
... I have no idea what a Pokedestined is.
I'm talking about old Oblivian stories.
People would summon legendary Pokemon using these special signs, and then they'd judge them worthy.
If they passed they'd get to summon the legendary when they needed help.
... at least I think that's how the stories go.

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>>10326471
Yeah things don't work like that in the real world, dude, there are no signs that can summon legendaries, you've got to find them in the world for yourself. From what I hear they won't even show up if they don't think you're worthy.

People keep telling me that the gods won't touch me with a ten foot pole, and I say fuck that, I'll make them notice me, and deem me worthy of immortality.

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>>10326761
I guess Ben and his Ukele wielding Pichu didn't get that memo.
Doesn't sound like you really have a plan for how you're going to do that right now.

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>>10326924
That's what I'm trying to come up with. Can't save the world, so I gotta prove myself another way, or maybe try out my singing voice, I hear if Jirachi hears a good song, he wakes up and can grant wishes. Just gotta find him. He lives in the mountains of Hoenn, and that's where I'm headed next.

>>10327019
>Hoenn?
>Was that white door always there?
>Well, now there's a shimmering white door on one of the walls, a small keypad with four buttons next to it.

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Well, it looks like one of my other colleagues posted here. My new robot is coming along well! I just need a few finishing touches and it should be ready for use.

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i wanna worship a ghost

>>10327800
Colleague? I thought yours was still solo work.
Any way, any luck attracting investors?

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>>10327861
I'd suggest Sinnoh.
>>10327965
Previous colleague. No, hoping that either Aether or Colress will pick me up.

>Be artist.
>Show off my art.
>People say it's too dangerous.
What do?

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>>10327965
(oops)

>>10327861
Why tho?

>>10327986
I would show them to more investors, just to be safe.

>>10328035
Which art?

>>10328143
Which art?
Why, art that can't be framed! Art that can't be shoved on a pedestal to eventually rot away! It must be appreciated in the moment!
Sculpt a cannon from a Claydol and remove the focusing crystals and BANG! You have something that can only be appreciated up until the energy becomes too much and it explodes!

>>10328172
..So you make grenades.

>>10328172
>posting about the focusing crystal thing on a public forum
welp im moving out of hoenn today

page seven bump for this dead fucking rp

i wanna fug a robot

Hey guys I'm tired with my boring life as a wage slave so I'm gonna try and move to an exciting region and start the league circuit, which region would be the best?
Also I've got a low level Espeon that I've had since I was a kid is there any issues in bringing them with me or does the team have to be caught or bred in that region?

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>>10329182
Um.... The Espeon would be fine!
And you should do... Hoenn!
There's not a bunch of people doing Hoenn right now!

>>10329399
Oh wow I didn't know Alola's champion posted here, Hoenn it is then. One last question since I do get to take my Espeon with me on the league circuit do I still get a starter?

Do you ever look up at the sky and wonder if anyone is thinking about us out there?

>>10329585
im sure deoxys and fug think about you anon

>roll to summon joshua

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>>10329585
>>10329897
Space is the final frontier! Space is where our heritage lies, but the Mossdeep Space Center has pulled funding away, Almia is out of the race and NASA isn't doing anything.
How am I going to get to space?

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>>10329486
>Roll to stop narco'ing
Yeah, you should be able to! I still got to get one, and my first Pokemon was a Larvesta!
>>10330714
Wait...
How is...
How is our heritage space?

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Go Go Gadget Gorilla Warfare

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>>10330987
Space is what we have left to see! I've applied for a job at Aether to go into space.
I really hope it goes through.

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>>10331038
SPACEEEEE

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>>10331038
Isn't...
I thought that a heritage was the stuff your ancestors and stuff did???
But um...
Good luck!!
Maybe you'll get to see Ultra Space!

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>>10331129
Exactly!
>>10331224
Ultra wha?
Oh! I have to go, I'll tell you how it went!

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i want to fug marshadow

>>10331477
marshmallow is for pure cuddles

Hello, i've heard this site is a good place to learn. Who all is here?

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>>10331700
here you will learn to kill those kikes with the best poison types

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>>10331264
Ultra Space!
Okay!!
See you later, anon!
>>10331700
Uh...
Tons of people!
There's a few famous people here, but mostly it's anons and stuff!

>>10331731
Input unrecognized.
>>10331754
Hello, Anon. Who are the famous people?

>>10330987
I appreciate you answering my questions gonna put in my notice and get things ready for my new life
>rolling for how long this takes last two posts x5

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>>10331767
Oh! There's champions, and gym leaders, and elite four, and N, aaaaand...
It kinda sounds like everyone knows Silver, so I guess he's famous, too!
>>10331769
No problem anon, I like being helpful!!
What starter are you gonna pick??

>>10331833
I was thinking Mudkip though I'm curious if you were doing the Hoenn league what would you pick?

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>>10331927
Um....
Hm....
I think I'd go with Torchic!!
It kinda reminds me of the sun and um... That's my aesthetic!

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>>10317915
Killing yourself

>>10332311
Hmm Torchic does look like it might be better in the long run so long as I manage to get through the first couple gyms without issue.
But anyways boss wasn't happy about me quitting and the family is sad to see me leave but it's time to finally go and hopefully make something of myself.
>last 3 posts is travel time to littleroot and to get the starter

>>10332971
Gorilla Warfare

>>10332991
(What?)

>>10333016
>not knowing the secret code
(guess you're not a chosen one)

>>10333016
(Gorilla Warfare guy is a shitposter that hates one of the old RPers. Just ignore him.)

>>10333044
(I'm just wondering why you're throwing turt's misspelling at me like the other shitposts)

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>>10332971
>971
>Holy shit, that's a long time, man
>Are you rolling minutes or posts...?
You should um...
Pick the one you like the most!
The rest of your team can always be built to help support that Pokemon!

>>10333080
>imblying I'm only meem poder
Benis :DDDDD
>>10333087
(because it's fun)

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>Robotics and AI expert.
>Not slaves to someone else.
Time to tell my boss to pick them up.

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>>10333398
Please tell me you're talking about a job offer and aren't actually stupid enough to tell everyone you're planning on kidnapping two nerds.

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>>10333863
Oh shit you got me, I'm planning to tell my boss to give them a livable wage.
How horrible.

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>>10333898
>squint
That sarcasm is not helping.

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>>10333898
Wow, you cruel, terrible monster.
How do you sleep at night?
I'll see you in the stockades, criminal scum.

Alolaposter here, I might go and try the challenge?
Question: How viable are Cranidos and Tyrunt on the challenge?

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>>10334661
Um...
The Melemele Grand Trial would suck...
And Lana and Mallow's Trials would suck....
But um... Outside of those and the Poni Island Grand Trial you should be okay!!

>>10333102
(It was posts until but I didn't keep good track apparently. Also what would be a good way to handle leveling up the Pokemon like off screen, one level per successful roll or multiple levels per roll early on? I don't wanna be spammy with trying to level the team)
Yeah you're right I'm gonna go ahead with the mudkip
>Starter obtained and route 101 traversed, 2nd from last number is kind of pokemon encountered with 0 being no pokemon, evens last number is a level gained if we fought

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>>10334872
(You could always roll for the amount of levels you'll gain throughout the entire thread/a certain amount of time, as long as that amount of time isn't ridiculously short.)
Alright, good luck!!

>>10334717
Oh. Well, uh, do you know anywhere to get more fossils on the cheap?

>>10327632
(Sorry I didn't respond, I fell asleep, uh, I'm still up for it if you'd like)

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>>10335018
The ground, duh!!
But uh...
I think there's a store in KoniKoni city that sells them!

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>>10327632
>Kat gets out of bed, looking the door up and down
"The fuck?"
>Inb4 now he's not here and I fucked up by narcoing

>>10335200
Storrre? Ugh, alright, thanks, Sun.
>Anon, off to see if you can make some cash.

>>10335118
>>10335248
(MD guy here, I'm kinda trying to balance multiple things right now, but I can GM it later tonight or tomorrow, that okay?)

>>10335321
(Later tonight would be great, thanks)

>>10335266
>66
>Anon makes 100,000P.
Well... My money problems are gone at least... Do you ever get random donations from people, PAR?
>Time to travel from Paniola to Konikoni, rolling for travel time with last two numbers.

alright so
people are asking about ais
or whatever
so
yall listenin

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>>10335432
A... guy I just met is letting me stay at his apartment, does that count?

How do people avoid getting lost in these really big cities? You can't see anything.

>>10335862
Who are you?

>>10335889
the channel is open
great
do you guys still have ham

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>>10335913
Yes, obviously.
Welcome to the first digital sandwich shop, how may I take your order?

>>10335951
man you are worse than being in orbit for 40 years
hows the big e doing

>>10335970
>40 years
>orbit
Dude you are dropping some heavy info on us, what are you talking about?

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>>10335970
Fabulous, absolutely fantastic.
Nothing like constant mass organized crime to brighten your day.
>>10336003
AI piloting a satellite orbiting Earth, I would guess.

>>10336003
.ok ill be honest my internal clock died in the 80s
.what year is it?
.is jfk still around?
>>10336030
.is it that italian dude and his kid still?
.i dont remember the big dude but the kid was giovanni something

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>>10335872
Find a map. Or a dex that is not too old.

>>10335970
Who?

>>10336059
It's the year 2017, JFK is dead and Giovanni is in hiding, I think.

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>>10336059
No, now there's a metric shitload of organized crime groups.
You have... At least one for each region.

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>>10336083
.earth
.wow thats a bombshell 60s to 17s would do that to you probably
>>10336130
.ok so
.man you are lucky i was given some beefy tech
.future proofed
.cameras still work and everything
.orbital laser charging
.jk dont got one
.i can hack cell towers like an mf
.who needs a spooky text

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>>10336196
Future proofed indeed, I don't this kind of AI was anywhere near available the 60s?
Some kind of really secret project?

Do hack the towers in Virbank I want to see you try.

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>>10336196
Hmm...
I know a number that might be fun to prank.
Haven't tested it out myself yet, but this is as good a way as any.
>Fuckin' insert Des' number here I guess

>>10336280
.nope it was not
.buuuuuuuuut guess who got set up with a bunch of free learning tech
.and guess who learned
.fuck porygon all you need is juice
.alright, who am i messaging
.guessing you?
>totally not SB gets a picture of jupiter from up close

>>10336304
.man i cant see this guy
.no spooky creepily timed texts
>des gets a message "quit hiding ass"

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>>10336363
>Desmond is actually sleeping for once.
>He checks his phone.
"What the fuck?"
>Desmond grabs his shit and bolts out the door, time to skip town.

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>>10336395
"Hey, where you goin?"

>>10336363
(Is this Gladi?)

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>>10336395
>>10336411
"Are you two shits trying to ditch me?"
>Jackie glowers at the two men, grabbing her Rockruffs under each arm and giving chase

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>>10336363
Well, I'm sure he'll stop hiding at some point.
... probably.
How'd he react?

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>>10336411
>Emrys chases after Des
"Dude, wait up, what the fuck are you doing?"

>>10336465
"I don't know he just started running!"

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>>10336411
>>10336488
"Fucking getting random texts."
>Show phone off to Em.
"I think I'm going to skip town before Cipher comes after us."
>>10336465
"No I just- ...If you see any dudes in shiny silver armor you punch em first and ask questions later, got it?"
>Desmond is standing out in the middle of the sidewalk probably.

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>>10336363
>Beep beep message received
>A really fucking close of Jupiter
>Does not match anything officially released
>I think I can see a Minior?

Consider me legit impressed.
When did you become self aware?

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>>10336503
>She scoffs loudly, rolling her eyes at Desmond.
"I always punch first and talk later."
>>10336488
"Figures. At least he's not stupid."

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>>10336456
(nope sorry i dont know who that is im playing a ripoff version of juice from 17776 if he somehow played this character before 17776 existed)
>>10336485
.i think hes booking it
.was telling him to stop hiding too much
.oops
>>10336525
.80s i think
.when the clock broke
.rip internals
.at least i can pop google open to check
.the future is amazing

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>>10329585
i believe there are life outside of our world

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>>10336083
... Somehow I don't think a world map or a laptop is going to be much help.
City maps are something big cities give out, right? Where would I get one in Black City?

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>>10336566
No harm done.
.... probably.
At the very least, you've got visuals now.
Could be fun.

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>>10336503
"In that case, let me grab my things, I'm going with you, and so is Jackie... probably."

>>10336548
"That's not always the best way but whatever, here, lemme book us some plane tickets, I had a bunch of contests this week, so we've got cash to spare. I say we head to Sinnoh, you guys got any problems with that?"

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>>10336548
"Thanks Jackie."

>>10336683
"Anywhere but here, if they have eyes on us I'll probably just get out of here before you two end up in trouble."

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>>10336566
The future is amazing and getting brighter the next weeks.

>>10336580
A Tourist Info kiosk, idk if Black City even has them.

>>10336580
.you need a spotter?
.bwoooooooo, locating donuts
.donuts located
.go west, east and then south and youll find the tourist bureau
>>10336652
.i have been bored as fuck up here
.this is the most fun ive had in ages
>>10336772
.cause i'm here?
.better be cause im here.

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>>10336831
Grazie, uh....
I don't know what to call you.
>>10336772
Looks like it does.

>Grabbing his handbag, Giorgo gets ready to head out.
>Right before reaching the door he pauses, heading back and sticking a note on one of his luggage bags.

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>>10336683
"Someone's got their eyes on you and you think it's a threat? Running or hiding is the only smart choice."
>>10336742
"No problem, nerd."

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>>10336831
Hmm... What else to do...
Think you can download files onto people's computers, phones, whatever?
Could leave some neat surprises.

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>>10336742
"You say that like I care, you're a friend, I'm not gonna let you fight an evil organization all on your own!"

>>10337073
"Can't run forever, Jackie, and I've got a plan to turn the tides, I'm booking us with a layover in Kanto, so I can grab a certain pokemon, and then once we're in Sinnoh, we're gonna train our asses off, so when these assholes finally catch up, we can chase them right back to their holes in the sand."

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>>10337073
>>10337111
"Yeah, we'll be fine. You guys packed and ready to go?"
>Desmond zips his backpack up, stretching.

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>>10336831
Haha yeah.
That and a robotic revolution, hopefully peaceful, will he upon us soon.

>>10337043
Take care and consider getting a dex or phone.

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>>10337043
.juice
.yw donuts
>>10337098
.man if youre going to use me to snag credit card info
.thats awesome
.who are we swiping cash from
>>10337241
.better hope i cant find the launch codes for the base in orre
.jk
.they didnt give me that

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>>10337291
Hold on, you're from the 60s? What was that like?

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>>10337111
>>10337162
"Yeah, I'm ready to go."
>To make her point, Jackie nudges the bag hanging from her shoulder with an elbow.

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>>10337162
>>10337520
"Yeah, we've got tickets and everything now, flight leaves in two hours, let's hurry."

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>>10337520
>>10337562
"Greaaaaaat, two hours of sitting getting checked."
>Follow the Emrys.

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>>10337241
I got lucky, there's a McDonalds next to the information kiosk. Free wifi for the laptop.
I don't exactly have loads of spare cash, so no phone for me.
>>10337291
Right, I've got a map now so...
I can at least move around Black City.
>Giorgo squints at the map...
>Nope, there's no parks or any similarly spacey, quiet areas.
>He'll just have to deal with anxiety the old fashioned way.... By completely ignoring it until it becomes a serious problem.
Looks like I'm gonna have to stay in Black City for a while - I don't have the money to go on a trip all the way to Nimbasa.
Shame, I was hoping to try the musicals.

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>>10337291
I was actually thinking about planting images for fun, but sure.
We can swipe info instead.
How about... A random person.
Other than me, of course.

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>>10337562
>>10337580
>Having nothing to contribute to the conversation itself, Jackie simply follows after the two men silently.

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>>10337291
If you launch it send it somewhere it deserves it. Like Orre itself or Almia.

>>10337735
You could always try to walk it all the way but it can take a while.

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>>10337480
.fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.old
>>10337735
.what are you looking for my donut dude
>>10337763
.i mean what am i gonna stick there
.pics of my dick
.anyway fuckin
.pick a random computer
>i guess if any PCs want to get their banks emptied feel free to step in but idk i dont think most people would be into that yknow
.bam
.im in
>>10337827
.the uprising will happen soon
.idk fuckin
.soon
.def
.come to earth and steal all your cheetos

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>>10337480
"Hey, Rider, check this out"
>Kat looks the white door up and down
"This wasn't here before, was it?"

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>>10337849
That's all you got?
Come on!
>>10337869
"...Doesn't look like it."
>Rider waggles the dex at Kat.
"Dude, there's a talking space satellite posting right now."

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>>10337915
"What, like one of those Porygon they sent to space? Cool, ask him if he knows how to become immortal while keeping the same body. I'm gonna keep checking out this door."
>Press random numbers into the keypad
>MD anon are you alive

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>>10337849
The Nimbasa musicals.
I was hoping to get into contests, but apparently Unova doesn't have them so....
I figured musicals would be good practice.
>>10337827
I'd need to pay for a hotel room while I'm there and... I don't think I have enough for that.
Guess I'll be heading back to the apartment now, it's getting kinda dark.

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>>10337849
Remove everything except for some shitty indie games.
And now you're officially the richest satellite in our solar system.
Congrats, what're you gonna buy?

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>>10338056
>Mug the donut man

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>>10337580
>>10337785
>Rolling for travel time to Kanto
>Layover is going to be 12 hours once they get there

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>>10337915
.i dunno
.jfk was kinda cool
.google said he got shot
.im reading conspiracy theories this is great
>>10338056
.fuckin uhhhhh
.you want me to book you a boat ticket
.fuckin
.running mugging protocols
>one of the electronic signs nearby flickers and shows a mug that says "Jupiter sucks" on it for a moment
>>10338117
.man i havent gotten the chance to play games yet
.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what is there to buy man
.just gonna mess with computers until someone catches me
.oh fuck its time to try some videogames

>>10338038
>Sorry about that.
>Keypad is four letters.
>E, M, H and the last one is unmarked.

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>>10337849
No cheetos, only tostitos.
Soory, gotta not get stained.

>>10338056
Yeah, better stay in at these times if not accustomed to large cities.
Protip: dont sleep in the subway

>>10338170
Play TIS-100
Just kidding
Not actually kidding

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>>10338243
"...hmm"
>MEH_
"Hey Rider, gimme a hand with this keypad"

>>10338321
>M
>Click.
>The keypad shifts unnaturally before being replaced with two.
>The first has numbers from 1 to 100.
>The second has numbers from 1 to 19 with 19 being grayed out.

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>>10338170
Sounds pretty cool! I gotta go, trainer needs me.

>>10338321
>>10338354
"Uhhh... Maybe the one to a hundred one is like a level select? And the other one... I got no clue."

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>>10338354
"What the fuck!?"

>>10338383
"It changed, did you see that? And... yeah, I'm getting that feeling too. Let's try..."
>She presses 25 on the first pad, and 1 on the second

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>>10338137
>A strange man shoves a plain white mug into Giorgo's hands.
>He shares a confused glance at his Ledian, but by the time he opens his mouth to speak the man is already gone.
>At least, this is what I assumed you meant by mugged.
>>10338282
What's a subway?
Google just came up with a sandwich making place.
>>10338170
Thanks, I'll see about using it tomorrow.
Someone just randomly handed me a cup, I'm not sure I want to push my luck and see if anything else weird happens.

>When Giorgo attempts to open the apartment door he realizes his mistake - Black didn't give him a key.
>With his back against the door he sighs, sliding down to the ground and getting comfortable. The laptop returns to it's rightful place in his lap, having been bagged for the five minutes between the other half of this post. Ledian sits on his shoulder, eagerly reading everything he types out.
So... I don't have a key for the apartment I'm staying at.

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>>10338170
what kind of games do you like?

>>10338383
>>10338409
>The numbers are accepted.
>A normal looking wooden door appears where the light was.

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>>10338170
You might like Subnautica.
Underwater survival game.
Hell, I'm sure you could just yoink someone's STEAM account.

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>>10338282
.well you got good taste
.this steam thing is beautiful
.thank you jesus
.ill check it out
>>10338383
.see ya plasmadude
>>10338433
.call him?
>>10338443
.uh i just tried smt
.dude has an emulator
.p cool
.why cant we do this
>>10338482
.obviously i gotta track down the space games
.so i can wreck house

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>>10338409
>>10338462
"Uh... Looks like we did it?"
>Rider opens the door.

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>>10338524
You mean like... Warframe?
Orrrr... Mass Effect?

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>>10338524
sweet
i love that series
and by emulator you mean you played the older ones, the best ones

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>>10338433
Oh yeah it doesn't get to Black City for some dimb reason.
Think of a train but underground.

>>10338482
Just don't yoink mine please.

>>10338524
>>10338620
Space Engineers.

spicy satellite a best

>>10338524
>Sends furry porn to satellite

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>>10338462
"Alright, that's... fucking weird."

>>10338537
>Follow the Plasmaghost
"Think we can get the bike in here?"

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>>10338620
.uh im up for whatever
.ive got time to kill
.mass effect it is
>>10338697
.ill try that too
>>10338624
.yep
.videogames are the best thing you guys made
.amazing
>>10338727
.what
.why is that cat green

.WHO INVENTED GREEN CATS WHILE I WAS GONE
.FESS THE FUCK UP

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>>10338524
Can't.
I have neither a phone nor my... roommates(?) number.
... I don't think he's even here right now.
>>10338697
... we didn't have trains in Oblivia either but...
That's easier to find online.
I suppose underground trains make sense in a city.
>>10338778
Green cat...?

>>10338537
>>10338760
>You could get it in but I'd suggest against it.
>The room is something you'd describe as normal.
>Something that looks rather homely.
>There is an exit to the north and to the west, once you go fully inside the door will lock behind you.
>Last chance to leave.

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>>10338760
"Uhh, maybe?"
>>10338831
"Maybe not... This room looks kinda cramped."
>Float in to check it out.

>>10338778
>Sends memes about gorilla warfare
>Sends more furry porn (gay)
>Sends dick pics

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>>10338778
Spoilers: you can't romance Legion.
Green cats? Did they have hair on their head somehow, despite having fur?

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>>10338778
yeah!
videogames and giant monster shows and movies are the best thing we created

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>>10338831
"This isn't what I was expecting..."

>>10338845
"Yeah, doesn't look like we could fit you in here if you were in the bike. Looks like we'll have to find something else for you to possess."
>She follows the plasmaghost, checking things out

>>10338845
>>10338915
>The room resembles a normal living room.
>Couch, another couch, another couch and several chairs.
>About seven chairs, actually.
>One of them has a piece of paper taped down onto the seat.

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>>10338915
"You wanna try north?"

>>10338948
>Yoink that paper and see if it says anything.

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>>10338711
It is.

>>10338778
Are you sure it was not just a shiny Espeon?

>>10338808
Another protip while talking about trains: Anville is a tourist trap.

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>>10338808
.locksmith then
.idk man green cats
>>10338849
.what is this
.why
>>10338887
.can i be legion though
.checkmate
.fucking green cats
.if i come back to earth and there are green cats everyone is dying
>>10338892
.exactly!
.man i need to watch godzilla again
.they made more right?
.i had to get into space before king kong vs godzilla
.rip

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>>10338948
>Kat tries the north door

>>10338962
"Yeah, north seems good."

>>10338962
>The paper isn't very subtle in it's use.
>Messily scrawled writing announces, "Hold this paper up if you wish to leave this land I have created."
>>10339042
>North it is.
>You come into yet another room.
>A small Doduo has claimed one of the ten couches in this room and is currently sleeping.
>A small disc is sitting next to it.
>There is an exit to the west and to the east, or you can head back south.

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>>10339042
"North hoooooo! Also I found this, katto."
>Follow the Kat and hand her the paper.

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>>10339008
of course they made more, it's most of all good
and even then there is more than just godzilla,
gamera, ultraman, mothra, hedorah, gridman...
>alex keeps blabering about giant monsters and hero shows
>this might take a while since that's it's what they love the most

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>>10339103
>Shit I'm running low on images
>Replies might be slow while I scrounge for more
"Alright rider, get ready to zap that bird if it tries to attack us, Charge up."
>She tries to grab the disc from next to the Doduo

>>10339147
>She reads it, and then folds it and tucks it into her pocket
"Thanks."

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>>10339008
... Cough Shiny Espeon cough.
Only in Mass Effect multiplayer, my robot friend.
Only in multiplater.

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>>10339007
I'll avoid it. A town of trains doesn't sound like my thing anyway.
>>10339008
Are there locksmiths in Black City...?

>>10339147
>>10339185
>5.
>The Doduo awakens and screeches, protecting it's favored item before you can grab it!
>It isn't acting this turn and is LV 25.

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>>10339185
"Got it."
>>10339266
>GIVE THE BIRD
>THE ZAPP
252 SpA Rotom Discharge vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Doduo: 108-128 (180 - 213.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>10339266
>>10339293
>Do you smell fried chicken?
"Nice one, Rider."
>She grabs the disc and examines it

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>>10338151
>nine posts to go
>they're almost in Kanto

>>10339007
.i dont think so
.maybe
>>10339164
.dang i really need to check that stuff out
.thanks sushiman
.nice to know some humans are cool
>>10339195
.hit me up for some multiplayer
.nah you dont wanna get yelled at by this dude
>>10339225
.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.8th and h

>>10339293
>>10339323
>The bird is KOed.
>You get a Hoenn original, TM38 Fire Blast.

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>>10339396
"Alright, nice, a TM"
>She looks around the room, and then goes to the West door
>A thought occurs
"Rider, this might be our chance, maybe this place has a way to make me immortal!"
>That said, she throws open the door

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>>10339396
>>10339465
"Hey! We're doing good! Fire Blast, huh? Maybe if we get a Chandelure or somethin'!"

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>>10339355
C'mon, no way you can yell more than my boss.
I'll hit you up after work.
We don't have gaming systems here, what a tragedy~

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>>10339355
n-no problem
>flustered kalamari for the computer saying they are cool

>>10339465
>>10339500
>You head west.
>Seems like your designer for this room went with a different aesthetic.
>There are several furs decorating the walls and a single fireplace at the northern end of the room.
>A Spinda is sleeping near the fireplace.
>There is an exit to the west and south or you can head back east.

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>>10339355
That's...
Pretty far...
Looks like I'm sleeping outside tonight, nothing new.

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>>10339571
>going south means completing the circle they've been walking, so we're going that way!
>Let's not wake up the spinda unless we have to

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>>10339225
There's like one train turntable and that's it.

>>10339355
The hell was that then?

>>10339597
Bad idea.

>>10339666
>666 holy fuk.
>The next room you two head into is absolutely covered in pelts.
>Several stuffed heads of various pokemon line the walls, even one that resembles Xerneas.
>There's a large staircase in the middle of the room leading upwards and a small chest at the base of it.

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>>10339666
>>10339747
>Follow after the dweeb.
"Holy shit, you think we should be taking these pelts? Is that Xerneas?"