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you cucks
>>10298116
Yes, I like imagining it
Gems should kick ass.
YD+PD+WD+BD= Black Diamond
YP+PP+WP+BP= Peacock Pearl (also known as black Tahitian pearl)
What if Rebecca Sugar threw her afterbirth at you?
>>10298213
What does Peacock Pearl look like?
The earth beetle is so cute!
>>10298205
>>10298216
winner winner chicken dinner
Gems should wear cute pajamas
>>10298205
>they will never let amy be this badass
Sucks
I like you guys.
Heres ginger/randy eating a mango.
>>10298261
Cute bird <3
>>10298235
I want to put her in a terrarium
what a spooky place.
>>10298261
you should keep him/her as your son/daughter. Raise it as a human and teach it to a valuable member of society
>>10298240
>>10298257
It really does.
>>10298261
>Ginger/Randy
Hard time deciding the name anon?
>>10298261
Nice cock.
>>10298229
>>10298205
>Amethyst beating Lapis
>>10298317
Not as cool as I was hoping...
>>10298299
>>10298319
Yeah. Most of these have at least one weird element. Except the Garnet vs Jasper one.
>>10298261
Not sure what species this is, but judging by the body shape, head, and coloration, I think this might be a Ginger.
>>10298235
>steven learns to control his healing powers and manages to heal the earth (and heaven?) Beetle who turns out to be very tin gems
I wonder what other gems we could've seen uncorrupted that sugar had planned
>>10298295
You outside ?
>>10298317
Those are actually the most expensive pearls, so it would make sense for the diamonds' pearls to fuse into it
>>10298261
are you CERTAIN this is a chicken
and not like a vulture
>>10298374
I was earlier. I thought it was spooky, but couldn't share it. Wasn't in cell range.
>>10298190
Nice do they know at all?
>>10298319
>Not wanting Lapidirt to get creamed by a better gem, one with actually more personality
>>10298261
Got any good pics of the tail? Think this one's a her, but can't see too well.
I hope we get a Sapphire-Pearl fusion
>>10298295
Is it a open?
>>10298235
>Bicyte carries a giant gem device that carries shards of broken gems which she searches for using her special eye gem which can locate gem shards
Thats an interesting concept
Wonder if they'll still use it
>>10298412
>Lapidirt
Retard.
>>10298430
Nah, everything was closed. The gas things were boarded up.
>>10298400
Sounds like a good spot for people from /x/ to visit... and fuck.
>>10298280
Thank you
>>10298297
Eh while a part of me wants to keep it I don't think I can take care of it, not responsible enough I already have a dog thats apparently not liking having to share the household with it.
>>10298309
I like both names :)
>>10298314
A little patchy but nice
>>10298361
Either works
>>10298398
Fairly certain I don't believe we have vultures in Miami.
>>10298404
I really don't know
>>10298235
This is my new gem waifu
>>10298443
Snap its neck
She's so hot
>>10298442
Eh. It's in bumfuck nowhere. I do like the name "Hansin Pockets" though.
>>10298261
BIRD
STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD PLEASE
>>10298479
I can't make out the words.
>>10298443
I'm trying to help you out by figuring out what breed this could be, if it's a chicken at all(?)
Do any of these look like your burb?
http://chickenbreedslist.com/Russian-Orloff-pictures,-video,-information-and-chicks.html
http://chickenbreedslist.com/Cochin.html
http://chickenbreedslist.com/Chantecler.html
>>10298443
Could probably take care of her well enough, chickens can eat just about any table scraps. Could give her anything from apple cores to eggshells.
>>10298235
These are so cool wtf. Also
>searches up junbicyte to see how it actually looks like
>no results
did Becky pull these gem names out of nowhere??
>>10298528
blue-underwear.
>>10298543
I can't believe Rebecca Sugar makes edgy ocs for her own show
>>10298417
Like this? Its pretty short
>>10298528
xXxdiamondsarecloddxXx
>>10298485
You are drunk Blue Diamond. Find your Pearl and go home.
>>10298472
Are you going to tell them or anything?
>>10298261
Where did you find the chicken?
>>10298577
Make sure you give it lots of blankies to snug in since its feathers got yanked out
>>10298543
I was wondering that to? Maybe she originally wanted to make up fake gems
>>10298591
I might, but I'm really bad at those kinds of things
Hey we're third highest rated
>>10298528
Connie Maheswaran
>>10298528
:3 never
>>10298613
Maybe they're meant to be gems that don't occur on earth, to make the gempire seem bigger.
>>10298484
Anon is being an edgy faggot again.
>>10298577
Well that complicates it a bit, though at this point the bird looks like a she. Though something to note, from my experience chicken's gender can be seen from merely looking at the tail. Roosters (once again in my experience) have an arch in their tail feathers, while females just have straight feathers.
>Pic related, that's a female.
>>10298635
Neat!
>>10298528
; DROP TABLE Court_Records
I LOVE NATURE
>>10298235
>that fucking Star hair
Can't wait to see it on Peridot.
>>10298665
You're a sick bastard you know that
>>10298635
Link pls
>>10298484
You wish.
>>10298532
I think cochin looks similar, but given its got a lot of feathers missing its kind of hard to tell.
>>10298595
Backyard, middle of the night my dog started barking by the back door. Went to check and found a bunch of the local stray cats chasing it down, shoo'ed them away and took the chicken in to my home now im trying to help it heal or whatever but it looks to be okay now.
>>10298598
At night I put a little fuzzy towel on his box
>>10298586
I'm not drunk. She's hot, I swear.
>>10298613
I mean, it could make sense. There's only so many gemstones to be used, less so if some gems are locked to fusions, less so if you take out stuff with odd names like Angel Aura Quartz or Dragons Fire Breath Opal, and even less so if you don't wanna resort to super unknown gemstones. Plus, with made up gems, she doesn't have to worry about real world limitations regarding appearance, name, and metaphysical properties.
>>10298683
MEATBOL !!!!
SNOWFLAKE WHEN
>>10298624
Who isn't?
>>10298703
Sure Blue. Sure. You only start going on about Yellow when you're drunk.
What kind of personality is Pink Diamond gonna have?
>>10298261
If you keep her you need to update us at least once a week with pictures of her doing bird stuff. I don't make the rules, sorry.
>>10298681
Please no.
I am a patient waifufag but that would probably be the last straw.
>>10298732
True
I guess I just don't want to make things awkward if they feel differently. But things won't change unless I say something to them
>>10298745
More evil than the other Diamonds, but not out of malice. She was just too retarded to realize how horrible her actions were.
>>10298745
Well, since the diamonds' personalities seem to resemble the 4 temperaments (so far with yellow being choleric and blue being melancholic) pink is likely going to be the friendly, energetic diamond.
>>10298759
Im taking her to a friend on saturday that used to raise chickens in his backyard. He'll keep me updated on her but won't be posting much about her after. I trust him enough to keep her safe for the rest of her lifespan, hes got a big field and a really old dog
>>10298790
This makes a kind of sense. I would like to see her as a cinnamon bun.
>>10298742
No! She's always beautiful.
>>10298681
Isnt that peridot concept tho? She even has a forehead gem
>>10298819
Yeah, me too.
>>10298819
Happy meatball!
Anyways enough chicken posting, back to work on this coloring. Is it good so far? Gonna be working on jaspers shading now, might also try and adding blush to zircons skin
>>10298817
Update us on birb once a month or Jasper will eat your firstborn child
>>10298213
Eh.
It's probably more like "supreme diamond", WD BD YD would make negro diamond
>>10298851
I thought of posting that one, but I like Jasper looking tiny next to her Diamond.
>>10298867
Her nipples and that hole look like a scared alien face
>>10298261
I love chickens, they're adorable lil peepers
>>10298865
Since Zircon is wet, I'd definitely recommend adding a blush.
>>10298704
Thats all very true, I wonder if that'll be the case in the show
>>10298703
Would you fuck her? Like you fucked pinky?
>>10298839
I know, Blue. I know. You really need to stop drinking, though. You have 1/3 of an empire to run. You can't be getting drunk and forgetting your duties just to fawn over Yellow.
And where is your Pearl?
>>10298398
It's not a vulture. I've handled both, and this is definitely a chicken. Vulture head structure is much different.
>>10298745
She will be very young and naive, youthful, and lewd. They loved her like a daughter, and when she got all fucked up the diamonds ran away, and never talked about rose again.
Gosh it feels good after showering
>>10298528
hugh fa'guette
>>10298896
On the OUTSIDE, but on the inside they're just like any other animal! Ruthless beasts!
>>10298851
Damn source?
>>10298896
she's really adorable, albeit the shitting everywhere.
>>10298976
They also taste good
G U Y S
>>10298996
That they do, especially the home raised ones, though that's mainly cause you can harvest the organs rather than paying an arm and a leg for them. My fav's gotta be the heart.
>>10298988
http://artifiziell.tumblr.com/post/158353030733/pink-diamond
>>10299028
Why does Jasper only go after blue puss?
>>10299028
FUCKING STOP DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE
>>10299029
I'm more of a drumstick guy but I see what you mean
>>10299029
pls do not kill chicken
>>10299072
Eh, drumsticks are well and good, but organs are where it's at. Speaking of drumsticks though, I suggest getting a turkey and getting one of theirs. I remember one year, we had a turkey that got up to 30 lbs. The drumstick was at least a foot long and I swaer it had enough meat on it to knock someone out.
>>10299057
She's following her mommy's footsteps.
>>10299129
Indexer is gonna murder you
>>10299073
You're a few months too late anon, last chicken I had was in december, butchered 'em all before taking a trip to texas to visit family.
>>10299145
I don't care about that autist.
>>10298976
My first pet was a rooster. He would sit beside my bed and attack people who came too close, like my mom in one of her rages coming to take it out on the closest person.
>>10298935
I'm always working on my duties. I just want to use any time I have to relax.
I already sent Pearl off for work. She'll come to me if there is really anything to be done.
>>10299217
>>10299198
Had one like that too, but it didn't care who it fucked with. Ended up getting a bunch of our hens in the neighbor's yard 'cause he was getting to violent.
>>10299137
only as disgusting as eating the rest of the animal's desecrated and dismembered corpse.
wtf I want a pet chicken now
>>10299240
>only as disgusting as eating the rest of the animal's desecrated and dismembered corpse.
I can understand dismembering and eating it. Why desecrate it first?
>>10298244
You should have sex with me
>>10299028
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10299255
Hand-rear a chick so it has a better chance of being socialized and friendly towards you. They can be wonderful companions with the right care, plus if you have a hen, free eggs if you provide a proper diet.
>>10299227
You left A PEARL in charge of 1/3 of the Empire?!?!? If White finds out...
>>10299269
Just adding an extra adjective to get my point across, though I guess you never know what happens at the commercial farms.
>>10297322
I love this, thanks.
>>10299323
>>10299309
You really don't want to know.
>>10299323
>>10299331
foreshadowing
>>10299323
lapis flapis
>>10298244
The Peridot one makes her look too old, how about the alien underwear thing?
>>10299270
You can do better.
>>10299342
Canon s-soon
>>10299414
I'll give you 50¢ for her.
>>10299305
It's Pearls Empire now
>>10299414
Why pink blush? And her nips and vag too. That isn't right.
DRAWIN G IS SO FUCKING HARD HOW DID I USED TO DO THIS
>>10299365
lapis FAPIS
What sort of gem has this as a weapon
>>10299503
if u did it before, i think that if u practice enough u should be able to do it again
>>10299503
I feel you anon
I want to get back into drawing but I dont even know where to start
yams
>>10299503
Do it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. And make sure your fail more than you succeed. Failure is learning.
>>10299491
What color should it be?
>>10299486
A... as you wish my Diamond.
Do you guys think this current closing theme is just the instrumental for a full song, or will we just have varying instrumental pieces for the rest of the series?
>>10299240
How do I properly measure my penis?
>>10299616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMBAZDCloI
>>10299634
Get hard
Base of shaft
What if Lapis sent you death threats?
Im so ready for new content already
SDCC can't come soon enough
>>10299716
I know that part, but my penis is...curved upward and bends to the left a bit.
>>10299634
With your mouth.
Will do one SFW gem request.
>>10297412
What if they are reading this thread and piece it together
>>10299723
I'd ask her why she was sending them to me?
>>10299759
do a drawing of rhodonite
>>10299738
Cloth ruler.
>>10299759
Pearl in Pajamas sleeping>>10299738
just curve the measuring tape or whatever
>>10299491
I know looks dumb
>>10299558
Peridot blushes a darker green? Her nips and vag should be green too.
>>10299759
Blue Pearl posting on /sug/.
>>10299503
I know that feel. I wanted to be a game artist but I've realized that I'm a shit artist and should give up my dreams
>>10299822
She blushes a teal color.
>>10299759
Yellow Diamond relaxing
>>10299759
YD with long hair
>>10299846
Then it should be that around that color. The pink is for fleshy pale tones.
>>10299861
man, the vague ones. what are you supposed to draw, she's just there scratching her butt?
*blocks your path*
>>10299932
hey kid wanna /ss/?
>>10299932
You guys go on ahead, I'll hold Garnet back. Get Steven out of here.
>>10299926
Her in reclined chair with a fancy little drink?
>>10299932
>>10299943
Pedo.
>>10299932
>she's not wet
one job
>>10299759
Artist here
I'm still waiting for some better requests.
>>10299948
oh no, I'm not the anon taking requests. i just find those funny when i get them
>>10299969
Pic related with blue diamond
>>10299539
Is Peschi a gem?
>>10299932
Garnet has thick ass legs
>>10299950
you hurt my feels anon.
what is /sug/ listening to?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4
>>10299969
Well then,
Steven trying to hang himself
>>10299969
garnet as she-hulk (clothes)
>>10299763
Shit
>>10299759
Jasper but bald
>>10300008
I hope you like it https://youtu.be/MTFt6plKkQs
>>10300008
This between load screens.
https://youtu.be/wy9r2qeouiQ
>>10300038
>not a pathetic attempt to hide her baldness
>>10300008
https://youtu.be/voJRzQJ_O4A
oh no she lost her pants.
>>10300094
>not having a homer
>>10300099
here you go
>>10298782
So handsome jack in gem form.
That's an interesting thought. On a side note...
WHO IS HYPED FOR SPACE SHOOTY GUNS IN UNREAL 4 ENGINE
I AM
>>10299969
Lapis kicking ass with her water powers... better than the simple hand/foot thing you see on the show.
>>10299969
In light of this >>10299486 how about Blue Pearl trying and failing to run the Gempire.
>>10300206
I like this one, it sounds funny.
>>10298205
I don't think the budget would ever allow them, or maybe Rebecca has an aversion to extended action sequences due to the 11 minute restriction.
Takafumi Hori seems to have visited CN studios, so that might be a hint for more collaborations.
>>10299969
Amy in overalls like these
>>10298235
oh hey, so there really can be gem fusions who are blind due to their combined gem placements. Kinda neat, I guess.
Give me item ideas to make in STL style from the show
I have these already down
>>10299969
>>10299759
>>10300206
Guys I'm doing this one and that's it.
>>10300368
example
>>10300368
That Homeworld statue from Off-colors but name it "Gem Artifact"
>>10300368
The space ships
>>10300368
maybe the shooting star
Gem Glow/Full Disclosure/The Kindergarten Kid
Laser Light Cannon/Joy Ride/Know Your Fusion
Cheeseburger Backpack/Say Uncle/Buddy's Book
Together Breakfast/Love Letters/Mindful Education
Frybo/Reformed/Future Boy Zoltron
Cat Fingers/S2 Shorts/Last One Out of Beach City
Bubble Buddies/Sworn to the Sword/Onion Gang
Serious Steven/Rising Tides, Crashing Skies/S4 Shorts
Tiger Millionaire/Keeping It Together/Gem Harvest (First Half)
Steven's Lion/We Need to Talk/Gem Harvest (Second Half)
Arcade Mania/Chille Tid/Three Gems and a Baby
Giant Woman/Cry for Help/Steven's Dream
So Many Birthdays/Keystone Motel/Adventures in Light Distortion
Lars and the Cool Kids/Onion Friend/Gem Heist
Onion Trade/Historical Friction/The Zoo
Steven the Sword Fighter/Friend Ship/That Will Be All
Lion 2: the Movie/Nightmare Hospital/The New Crystal Gems
Beach Party/Sadie's Song/Storm in the Room
Rose's Room/Catch and Release/Rocknaldo
Coach Steven/When It Rains/Tiger Philanthropist
Joking Victim/Back to the Barn/Room for Ruby
Steven and the Stevens/Too Far/Lion 4: Alternate Ending
Monster Buddies/The Answer/Doug Out
An Indirect Kiss/Steven's Birthday/The Good Lars
Mirror Gem/It Could've Been Great/Are You My Dad?
Ocean Gem/Message Received/I Am My Mom
House Guest/Super Watermelon Island/Stuck Together
Space Race/Gem Drill/The Trial
Secret Team/Same Old World/Off Colors
Island Adventure/Barn Mates/Lars Head
Delete 2, leave 1. Tally up the results and see which season has your favorite episodes so far (out of ones aired)
>>10300368
A car wash hose.
>>10300427
>>10300423
Seem a little large for Steven to pick up
>>10300008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
Just reminiscing about the good old days
>>10300008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlkdNGVJHA
>>10300478
i personally prefer this one to be honest
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Be8u-ZoBG_w
what if you were half asleep one night and you had a very strange flashback to a memory of being young and your mother driving late at night to a beach and crying saying "i'm sorry i have to do this" and you got out and lapis came out of the ocean and took you and that's all you remember
>>10300099
>half obscured pussy
>little bit of butt poking out
this has all the makings of perfection
[spoiler]I wish I could see this with connie[/spoiler]
>>10300553
I'd buy some more weed.
>>10300368
-Guitar Dad T-shirt
-
>>10300553
>live in wisconsin
what? is she going to take me to the great lakes or something?
>>10300564
no loli
>>10300553
I'd wonder how my mom came back from the dead.
>>10300564
CONNIEFAG PLEASE DIE
>>10300646
>a memory of being young
learn to read
>>10300553
I'd be spooked
>>10300033
>>10300696
My mom died before I was born.
>>10298295
Is it your house?
>>10300734
>>10300564
Why can't you like Peridot instead. She isn't a 12 year old girl.
>>10298745
Citys rapist. Too bad her ass was not ready for such of her kind
>>10300734
I can assure you she did not.
>>10300790
What personality is city rapist...?
>>10300861
Do you REALLY wanna know?
>>10300907
HOLY SHIT JASPER IS A UNICORN
>>10300909
Yes
>>10300907
Peridot cant even see where is she driving and her feet are too short for pedals
>>10300780
honestly, it's her hair i hate. it's too inuman to be attractive.
also she's green
>>10300974
That's because you're a little pussy faggot. You would rather take advantage of a child than be attracted to actual adult women
>>10301008
>actual adult women
>Peridot
>>10300950
Meet me at the graveyard at night. How can i recognise you?
>>10301022
There are plenty of women in the show to waifu and you pick Connie whose 12 years old. You're a pussy faggot.
>>10300974
But her size and figure are pretty childlike if that's what you want
>>10301025
A huge hair and I'm 5'2.
Hey... Will I be safe..?
>>10299723
I guess I better kill myself.
Pericool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZQUEMZlCU
>>10300368
Lapis's penis
>>10299723
I'll shatter her
>>10301100
Perifool more like
>>10299723
Tell that blue cunt she better watch her back for fucking with me
>>10301100
More like perishit
>>10301045
peridot it's a midget, she has curves and not a plain body.
>>10301136
lol you're probably a fat retard in a basement
>>10301151
>plain body
Fuck that's creepy
>>10301136
ur pretty hardcore man
Bring it Indexer!
>>10300380
YES!!! Thank you!
>indexer and all of the other autists who ruin threads won't ever kill themselves for our amusement
feels real bad man
>>10301198
I hope he finally committed suicide
>lapis wn rip out your intestines and feed them to you while softly humming some tuneless lullaby
>>10301085
Goot that you said this. I will bring ladder with binoculars
There is nothing to worry about. Was you at graveyard at night once? The most calm place in the world. Even moan of unrest cant stop the silence
I'm thirsty
>>10299723
i'd call the police
>>10301224
Frankly, I do too.
>>10299723
I'll let her rape me as tribute.
>>10299723
Absolutely nothing because it's the internet.
>>10301242
Drink some water
>>10299723
I'd eat her brains.
>>10298528
I. C. Weiner
>>10301294
sip
>>10301231
ebin post :DDDD
>lapis wn drain all of your blood out of your body and force you to watch as she slices a giant gash in you and slowly pours your blood back inside your veins
>>10301234
I don't go to graveyards ever...
There's no z-zombies here..
>>10301310
Splish splash.
I have returned at a weird time.
>>10301375
*kiss*
>>10301375
Welcome to /sug/ After Dark.
>>10301395
You are desperate
>>10301375
>Someone else did the musicposting, and now there's national socialist music in the thread
Someone is robbing me of comfy on purpose
>>10301368
Is this a reference to something?
>>10301408
*kiss*
>>10301398
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>10301397
It's usually more smutty and less gory.
>>10301410
Plus I read over the Lapis gore stuff. I could go for some comfy.
Rebecca should be ashamed
>>10301464
>lapis gore
I'm glad I only just returned
>>10300008
been listening to the SU soundtrack again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIREK5ZL1jA
>>10301476
You meme but it's true, a waifu anime has more gay representation than a "SJW" show.
>>10301418
No. Just the sound of water
Imagine Jasper trying to ride a horse and being so fat that the horse collapses under her and dies
>>10301550
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xvyhbs/nathan-for-you-horsey-rides-for-the-morbidly-obese
>>10301164
>>10301174
Would you losers just let some dumb blue bitch push you around?
>>10301512
But one is also on a kids channel and has a smaller budget
>>10301550
>Jasper got really desperate towards the end
This would end Mr. Hans style.
>>10301512
>>10301564
lol you're a fatass in a basement
>>10301587
A horse dick would be a middling experience for Jasper
>>10301611
Nice projecting your pushover little faggot
>>10301550
What? How could jasper ride herself?
Are steven and jesus the same person?
>>10301620
eat a salad and hit the gym fatty, then maybe your sister won't push you around
>>10301646
https://www.blacked.com/
>>10301650
No but robocop is jesus
>>10301653
I don't have a sister but I assume you do. Thanks for confirming you're projecting your insecurities onto me you big sloppy faggot :-)
>tfw feel like complete shit
kill me
>>10301707
Yeah i slept 3 hours too
let's change the age of consent to 12!
>>10301723
no I'm off my meds and feel sick as fuck because of it
>>10301703
sorry pancakes, neither do i. maybe once you get out of your basement and eat some greens maybe you'll stop projecting your girl insecurities on cartoon characters
>>10301707
it'll be okay anon
>>10301735
cum. cum and lies
>>10301728
she's got to be 13 by now, right?
why did steven never go to connie's birthday?
>>10301564
>not wanting lapis to dom you
>>10301743 (You)
:-)
>>10301761
No lapis is a shit waifu
>>10301768
all that fat is affecting your brain, you can't even type straight
read a book maybe and do some sit-ups
>>10301755
blame Lauren rooted offscreen zuke
>>10301728
You dont have to change it if you move elsewhere
>>10301728
KILL YOURSELF CONNIEFAG
>>10301728
>>10301761
>>10301787
>not wanting lapis to roughly plow your asshole
>>10301791
Here's another (You), big boy.
What if I told you guys.... I'm jerrking off to this tread rn
Dump the art book right now or I'll clone Indexer
DO IT NOW OR ELSE
>>10301728
Pedo.
>>10301550
Is that REALLY Jasper?
>>10301827
No
>>10301839
It's not even out yet. Buy it yourself faggot
>>10301833
I'd wonder whats worth jerking off to here
>>10301831
i feel like i struck a nerve in you, did i hit you too close? i apologize, i didn't mean to make you so sad
>>10301858
No. Read what it says above the image you dummy
>>10301869
(you)
>>10301810
sippy sippy
>tfw you are just a worthless enormous burden
>>10301869
No, but clearly I did with you, lapisfag. Here's another (You) since you want them so badly :-)
>>10301893
Me?
>>10301877
So it's a concept for that beast and there's a gem on top.
>>10301890
That's nice you made yourself a drink, conniefag!
>resist the urge to sadpost
>>10301893
Suicide will help that
Did that one drawfag from last night ever end up doing ponytail Amy?
>>10301907
That looks nothing like Jasper.
Would you shave Jasper's armpits for her if she asked? She has trouble holding the tiny human razors
>>10301925
if you're feeling down, I'm here to speak should you like
>>10301933
Cute sippy snake
>>10301895
it's okay, i'm here for you. you can rebuild your life, maybe go to a trade school. i hear some have pools you can swim some reps in to lose weight
>>10301728
And then ruin a bunch of 12 year old lives? No thanks
I only cried three times today.
>>10301933
that's a cute lil penis
>>10301923
no it's a special mug just for you
I hope you're all having a good night
>>10301953
I would do it and keep the hair in a locket
>>10301961 (You)
Nice plans you have for your shitty life there, anon!
>>10301953
Sure why not
>>10301970
Nah, you first you cunty pedophile. Please die!
>>10301961
would you mind being less of a cunt? The other dude is bad, but you're just being an asshole now
>>10302001
What did I even do? I'm just replying to this retard
ok /sug/ to stop all of the arguing going on, why dont we talk about our favorite food?
mine is tater tot cassorole
>>10301858
it is concept thiccsper riding a concept pupper monster
>>10301947
Literally tribal jasper
i failed a final because my partner was a retardo and now i'm gonna have to graduate next year and not this one.
but hey at least i found a new agate blowie and am on vacations now, all is good
>>10302028
You're both having a passive-aggressive duel here, there's no need for any of it. Just let each other be - I apologize for the insult, but this neednt go on
>>10302050
That sucks. Can you not talk to anyone about placing all the blame on your partner so you can still graduate?
>>10302050
What did you fail?
>>10302038
I love hot cheetos i wanna put them in a chili dog and die some day
>>10301953
yes, i wouldn't be able to stay married to her if she kept shoving her nasty pit hair in my face all the time
>>10302050
I like the Jasper this artist just did, they draw nice fat hanging tatas, I hope for moar.
>>10301993
I'm not dying anytime soon anon!
>>10302088
Pedo.
>>10302055
Just giving him (You)s because he obviously wants them
>>10302050
i know that some teachers are nice and will not blame you if your partner was not doing their best, so it might be good to ask your teacher if they can cut you some slack
>>10302088
I hope you do
>>10302083
>some body hair on the perfect body is grounds for divorce
You don't deserve her
>>10302127
This is true. What a fucking pussy >>10302083 is
Would Rebecca sign her name on fan porn that I personally drew for her?
>>10300368
i ate so much today anons... i will never get hot
>>10302106
youre supposed to do the opposite
>>10302140
Stop IT
I want to RAPE Lapis Lazuli!
>>10302144
Ok famalam whatever you say
>>10302127
she can keep her hair literally anywhere else, I just can't stand pit hair
>>10302140
Probably not
you need a paper sleeve with normal fan art on it with a hole in the signature area then you slide in the fan porn so an empty spot lines up with the hole.
Why do I want to be in a relationship with an orange amazon?
>>10302038
Why are you posting a picture of diabetes
>>10302140
If you pay her
>>10302156
She'll rape you first. Ask Jasper.
>>10302167
that is very clever, have you done something similar before?
>>10302164
On men and women? What about her ass crack?
>>10302140
Only if ther balls are not touching each other
>>10302164
Pussy
>>10302188
No but I saw it as a joke somewhere before for getting someone to sign a contract
>>10302140
get her to sign the nsfw fan art of her
>>10302164
Jasper wanted to see Steven's nipples just once before she died
>>10302156
I want to LICK Lapis Lazuli!
>>10302122
i won't anon, i love you too
>>10302064
not really, i just know i should worry more about my own stuff than trying to help my partner, because chances are they wont give a flying fuc about you if theyre not your friends
>>10302068
it's a bullshit cake and dessert decoration class. im usually not shit at it but this final was like 40% of the grade and i fucked up in a single night
>>10302108
one of the chefs tried to help but there was nothing much she could do, she can't make my awful final product become magically good.
>>10302085
>tfw Lauren Zuke will never put her furry pussy in your mouth and feed you her stinky pee
>>10302162
classic defensive maneuver, i must've really broken you up. i hope your mother doesn't lock your basement door the whole day
>>10302211
I hope you die very soon
>>10302183
Not if you have something that can block her hydrokinesis.
>>10302210
And that's only part of what I'd do to her.
>>10302197
Men AND women, whenever my dude friends are walking around with their pit hair hanging out I want to barf. I used to make my boyfriend shave his. I am okay with any other kind of hair
>>10302231 (You) :-)
She's hot when she yells
>>10302205
Whoah.. new jaspeven fuel every day. Jasper felt a twinge of happiness when his nipples were confirmed pink
>>10302248
You can't dodge her water. She'll hold you down and molest you.
>>10302249
WHIPPED
>>10302273
nice
>>10302236
i won't
:3
>>10302273
What if instead of conquering planets, Gems were on a crusade to molest every creature on every planet in the universe?
>http://www.cartoonnetworkstudios.com/jobs/9
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO APPLY FOR A STORYBOARD POSITION ON STEVEN UNIVERSE
YOU CAN FORCE YOUR VERY OWN SHITTY MEME SHIPS INTO THE SHOW AND SNEAK INTO REBECCA'S OFFICE TO FIND HER GEM PORN STASH
>>10302328
IF IM A GOOD PET WILL I GET TO LIVE WITH THE DIAMONDS
>>10302306
Don't worry you'll die very soon. You will pay for your crimes you pedo scum.
>>10302343
Is it really for SU?
>>10302343
POST HER GEM PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a Topaz had a child with a human, that child would be it
>>10302343
>wanting to be some storyboard artist for some child's show
>>10302343
Are they really hiring ANOTHER storyboarder this late in the show?
What fuck are you doing to them Becky?
>>10302248
Would you hold her facedown on a mirror while gently nipping her neck and whispering all the lewd things you'll do to her in her ear?
>>10302346
The diamonds don't want you! You're filth!
>>10302346
That position is filled.
>>10302354
what crimes? posting connies on the internet? stay mad senpai
>>10302270
kill yourself retard
>>10302343
YES HAMBER FINALLY QUIT
ALL TUMBLRWHALES MUST GO
>>10302399
What color are your nipples?
>>10302393
>Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct! Animal byproduct!
>>10302393
I'm afraid of what you've thought of doing to Connie.
>>10302392
>no amount of pearl training will ever be good enough
>>10302407
Amber couldn't take the daily molestation hour anymore. Poor Amber.
It doesn't say it's for SU or not.
>>10302427
Who can stand Sugar's molestation hour?
>>10302408
pitch black
>>10302393
You're waifu is shit.
>>10302388
STOP IT ANON STOP IT
>>10302469
The diamonds wont even bully you
>tfw actually somehow had a relationship once
>tfw know what I'm missing now
It hurts
>>10302479
I S A I D S T O P I T A N O N
>>10302480
You can sell your soul to the furries and marry your goldfish if you ever get too lonely
>>10302480
You'll get over it I did
>>10302480
there's plenty of fish in the water anon, just be patient
>>10302343
I'm hilariously underqualified and they would have to be insane to hire me, but fuck it, applying wouldn't kill me.
>>10302480
>tfw managed to have a relationship for one month
>tfw it's been 7 years since then
>>10302491
It's the truth
>>10302425
That would be a good fanfic idea. The Training of a Pearl. A Pearl gains consciousness and emerges from whatever Pearls come from. Some are meek, others defiant, all will be trained and some will need to be broken.
>>10302518
But why would a fish ever bite a hook?
>>10302480
>tfw i'll never know how it feels for a girl to poop on me
it hurts
>>10302445
I could. I was made for it.
>>10302526
Because it was thrown by a master baiter.
>>10302409
sugar syrup!
>>10302415
not gonna lie anon, i-i want to hold her hand
>>10302450
yours is a dyke
>>10302526
you got to bait it
>>10302528
Have a baby. They'll shit on you all the goddamn time.
>>10302528
Anon...
>>10302563
YAS ANON
What gem would sugar be?
Rock candy?
Is there a mineral name for rock candy?
Saccharite?
>>10302560
>i-i want to hold her hand
YOU SICK FUCK!
>>10302526
Lapis might understand if someone used Steven's penis as a hook.
>>10302589
Would Jasper have bitten that hook?
>>10302599
Maybe if they painted a worm blue.
>>10302599
She'd have to beat off Lapis for it
I want to download workshop items for Planet Coaster, but the workshop downloader I usually use won't work because they blocked it. I can't use the regular workshop because I may or may not have obtained the game from dubious sources.
Does anyone know a way of making this work?
>>10302522
NOO ITS NOOT
>>10302521
>tfw my last relationship absolutely destroyed my trust in people
>It all started because I unknowingly cucked someone and had their unborn child aborted
>actually afraid of dating for 4 years and have zero trust in people now
>>10302586
She'd be a Ruby.
>>10302518
>people wanting a weird messed up fish
>>10302586
She says she would be a ruby and Ian would be a sapphire.
I can't see Rebecca getting angry like Ruby at all but it's what she said.
>>10302588
d-don't judge me
>>10302599
>>10302519
all of us should apply, regardless of our skill level, just to see what happens
Choose your fighter
>>10302619
Ask a planet coaster thread, Discord, or reddit for downloads
>>10302640
>I can't see Rebecca getting angry like Ruby at all
Only the storyboarders ever feel her wrath.
>>10302636
some fish like other weird messed up fish for some reason
>>10302643
This is the funniest fucking shit i've ever seen
>>10302631
>>10302640
>she can't say opal because she's ashamed of being bullemic
>>10302653
optic testical
>>10302343
didn't they learn anything last time
>>10302670
Your new is showing
>>10302619
i dont know, maybe try using a different workshop downloader or something?
>>10302670
But wait, there's more!
>>10302629
>their unborn child aborted
H-how?
>>10302671
I remember she said once on a stream that she wants to have a body like Rose.
I call bullshit on that, she definitely wanted to say Pearl or Opal but knew that wouldn't sound good.
>>10302688
Hoyl shit
The anon who drew this was apparently doing more requests?
>>10302695
If you have sex while pregnant it can hit the babie's head and kill it
Do all Pearls have big foreheads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIlIvHnaNw
>>10302682
http://steamworkshopdownloader.com/
This is the only one I know of, if you know another safe one please link.
>>10302480
>tfw changed so much and it's been so long since the last time I had a relationship I don't even know what one would feel like anymore
>>10302712
Greg couldn't keep it in his pants, this is why Steven has a hole between his cheeks
>>10302653
Ruby!
>>10302648
I legitimately don't know what I'll do if I get hired.
I know it won't happen, since I didn't even include any of my art or comics in my application since my art and comics are all shit, but what if they hire me anyway? I seriously do want to work on a cartoon, but I was planning on doing that after college.
I honestly find it hard to imagine myself dropping everything and moving out to Burbank, but that's undoubtedly what I would do if they hired me.
And that's not saying anything about what I would do when I show up to work and have to pretend I'm a good artist.
>>10302712
Jesus fucking christ how long is your dick
>>10302710
>>10302678
This is so fucking mean I went and cried right now you asshole
>>10302747
>>10302737
Example of work?
>>10302759
>>10302343
I hope Janky gets the job, her storyboards are so much better than all the others I've seen on tumblr and Zukes were awful so she'd be perfect to replace her.
>>10302759
Where are these from?
>>10302712
what
>>10302728
I'm starting to realize I'm not the fat shy boy i was once, Is kinda weird.
>>10302765
>>10302712
Jesus. I thought the baby was safe from that.
>>10300380
I may not be able to finish the request today, but I'll hopefully have it out by, uh, later?
>>10302774
I found them on Tumblr ages ago. Reverse image searching isn't helping at the moment.
>>10302806
You are a witty clever writer from your shit and easy to tell posts, storyboarding is too arty
>>10302712
This is wrong.
>>10302810
The baby is safe.
Source: Fucked my wife multiple times while she was pregnant.
>>10302712
Jesus nigga no the baby got aborted normally.
>>10302695
Its a long story id have to greentext it if you really want to know
I want to have safe sex with my pregnant gem wife
>>10302822
I hope to see the finished product. Are you okay with releasing a WIP or would that be revealing too much too soon?
>>10302803
I used to be sort-of outgoing in high school when i last had one, but I've been pretty cut off and isolated from interaction since then on top of other stuff. I don't really know the person that I was that last time, all I know is I miss the intimacy and happiness we both felt when I had one
>>10302851
Yes pls.
>>10302806
>sultan becomes the next storyboarder on steven universe
>instead of drawing and posting all our requests here she injects them into episodes of the show
Anyone here like blue diamond?
>>10302876
>we won't even know it's her for over a year because the new storyboarder would appear to just be a short, fat, middle eastern man
>>10302619
>someone actually saved my shitpost
last thing i thought i'd ever see
>>10302855
There's barely anything to show yet, but I'll tell you that it will be in the form of a comic.
>>10302876
I would give Rebecca 1000 dollars and my left kidney if she made Sultan a storyboarder
>>10302878
Shes alright
>>10302878
Of course. She is My Diamond.
>>10302688
I can't believe this dumb thing made me laugh.
>>10302907
Fair enough, but now you have me excited. It is more than I could have asked for. Thank you!
>>10298343
It's better than the official stuff.
>>10302927
My sweet sweet Pearl ..
>>10300380
>>10302822
>>10302907
I love this idea. I would be hilariously unprepared to run the Empire.
>>10302957
>blushmallet
I thought she only drew Lapis and Peridot
>>10302957
My luminous Diamond. How may I serve?
>>10302866
no i mean, I'm attractive now? that's a new thing to me
>>10302986
dumbass
>>10302986
She draws her oc occasionally
>>10303014
retard
>>10302867
Well alright this was back when I was still in highschool.
>ex was originally in a long lasting relationship with her partner.
>ex got pregnant and because they were gonna keep it they argued a lot over things
>enter me, shy and quiet neet whos just there by proxy hanging out with my friend who knew ex and her then boyfriend.
>the three of them discussing things about the relationship and baby while I just sit there waiting to go hangout or something
>things heat up and the boyfriend bails leaving the three of us alone so we decided to all go hangout together at my friends house.
>me and ex hit it off pretty well the first day and eventually we started hanging out regularly with other friend at his place.
>the boyfriend nowhere to be seen, ex was supposedly avoiding him since the fight they had and ignoring all his calls and texts.
>one day get a strange call from friend asking me questions about what I think about ex
>clearly trying to set something up so I ask him questions like "isnt she still with her boyfriend?" and "isnt she pregnant?"
>he answered no to those questions, later find out he lied about it
>>10303003
ah I understand
I can imagine that being quite a change
>>10303030
dumbass
>>10303073
retard
>>10303073
>>10303081
now kiss
>>10303003
That must be quite the shift. What made you realize you are attractive?
>>10303095
stupidhead
>>10303095
I wouldn't kiss anyone from /sug/
>>10303110
BUTT FACE
>>10303073
>>10303081
This is how hatefucking starts.
>>10303031
Sounds like a mess. Who wanted to keep the baby?
>>10303134
BLACK PERSON
>>10303003
>people say i look good
>actually look less ugly than when i was a child
>spent too much time hating myself though
>im an insecure shit who laughs nervously and walks away when anyone compliments me because what if theyre making fun of me
the only way i can talk to people now is if i'm at least tipsy, feels bad
>>10303054
>>10303097
things friends commenting about it, a girl looking at me on the bus, stuff like that. I'm not fat anymore and i have short hair now but i don't get it, i look myself at the mirror and i see pretty much the same as i always did
Jascucks.
>>10303226
yeah...
>>10303031
>was told that she broke up with her boyfriend and that she had a miscarriage
>actually believe it for whatever reason because im a dumbass
>eventually start a relationship with ex, hanging out everyday together at friends house while hes constantly being a wingman for whatever reason I guess he wanted to help me or her
>one day brought up her boyfriend because noticed I havent seen him anywhere
>slip of the tongue from friend and one thing led to another and I found out the truth
>she technically hadnt broken up with him yet and she still had the baby in her.
>obviously im mad about the whole thing
>somehow she convinces me of somethings and the next day she officially breaks up with him.
>she tore a photo of her and her now ex boyfriend up in pieces and had me and my friend go give it to him
>now officially dating yet somehow at the time I didnt care about the past events that had happened and went with it
>>10303247
no...
How fat can I get before I can no longer move?
>>10303183
i feel pretty much the same
>>10301224
>>10301255
>does a useful job
>"n-no! i hope he dies xD"
>>10303300
kill yourself indexer
>>10303300
Double dubs confirms
>>10303280
i dont know probably anything more than 500 pounds
>>10303300
>useful
whatever you say, indexer
>>10303294
i kinda live with it by being drunk all the time but i dont reccomend
>>10303275
yes
>>10303165
They both did as far as I knew
>>10303248
>after dating for a while and being distracted by young love I remember about the baby
>I ask her about it and she tells me shes gonna decide somethings first and changes the subject
>a few days later get hit with the hard hitting question
>shes asking ME if I want her to keep the baby or not
>in shock but trying to keep my cool, I tell her that baby is in her body so its her decision
>she keeps trying to get me to decide but keep telling her the same thing.
>eventually I give in and say yes to aborting the baby
>she does it
>>10303183
>the only way i can talk to people now is if i'm at least tipsy
iktf
I feel so relaxed and can actually talk to people after a few drinks. otherwise I'm a mess
>>10303349
ye
>>10303374
n
how do i milk myself
>>10303372
i even feel shy posting here when im not drunk
luckily (??) im sort of feeling not good right now so im pretty intoxicated
kinda related, i hate meeting people at a party something and them thinking im some kind of social butterfly when i was actually blackout drunk and dont remember anything
>>10303394
y
>>10303422
ᶰ
>>10302770
I want her to get the job to, it'll make me a bit sad since I doubt she'd still do those animatics but this would be such a big break for her
>>10301476
>>10301512
why would you even care about that
>>10301568
not a good excuse
>>10303422
I can understand this. Social situations are too much for me and booze helps. I have to be careful, though. Too much booze can lead to regrets.
With anonymity available here I am comfortable posting and talking more than anywhere else.
>>10303417
WITH YOUR HANDS.
>>10303417
pls respond
>>10301476
>>10303461
I find this odd because, my understanding is that Japanese society doesn't allow for LGBT lifestyles. Essentially, it is okay to fool around, but you are expected to settle down and start a family with someone of the opposite sex.
>>10303467
>too much booze can lead to regrets
i have memory blackouts everyday and ive done lots of stupid shit, not limited to real life situations and waking up next to weird guys or that chick from school you hated.. sometimes i get too personal and blogposty on the internet... kinda like rn kek
i tell myself 'imma stop drinking' every month but then i just have more. oh well
>>10303347
I guess at this point I can condense the rest of the events.
>after the baby is gone and a week off from each other we start going out again
>for whatever reason she gets really horny and most of our time from there is doing the dirty
>one day while we're sleeping notice her phone going off
>be an asshole and check her phone while shes still sleeping
>notice a shit ton of messages from her ex boyfriend over the course of a few weeks
>theyre all of him trying to talk with her, asking for her back, and all that denial shit.
>one message that stuck out was that he doesnt know about the abortion
>a few messages was about raising the baby
>deep thought about my actions and think I became a terrible person
>>10301476
>Genderless rock people compared to actual anime women
Why bother?
I mean, this show is literally baiting tumblr only to not only redpill, but to blue ball them at every possible turn.
>>10303417
>>10303481
With your mouth, like this: >>10299753
G'night /sug/. I will not fap tonight! :)
>>10303506
>actual anime women
Aren't they supposed to be cows or something?
Which /sug/ drawfag would you like to see storyboard for this abysmal show? Why?
>>10302893
Kek
>>10303534
This particular anime? They are dragons. The one you posted is a young dragon.
>>10303543
does drawendo count
>>10303534
kys don't insult my favorite anime i'll fucking gut you cunt drink bleach
>>10303534
Dragons and most of them are supposed to be male
>>10302806
i hooe they choose you
>>10303543
Drawendo, nicest person to browse /sug/
>>10303543
Can any of them write?
>>10303564
*hope
>>10303551
Are you sure?
Every time I saw a gif of that one posted, I assumed she was a cow, and that only one of the girls was a dragon, and it wasn't this one.
>>10303574
Hell if I know, just wondering based on style alone
>tfw it hurts to hug people or have much contact so the small pool of people who could want to be with you is even smaller
>>10303543
Sultan.
Not because I think she'd actually be a good storyboarder, (granted, she might be) but just to see how much she manages to get away with.
>>10303580
Different dragons from different places
>>10303580
Definitely a dragon.
http://maid-dragon.wikia.com/wiki/Kanna_Kamui
>>10303543
Sultan, maybe then this show would make me laugh more than once in a blue moon.
>>10303624
>>10303602
she would probably do better as a writer, honestky
>>10303592
why does it hurt are you too skinny/?
>>10303543
hmm maybe this anon that drew this and i think the maid jasper somewhere above in this thread and i also think the smug lapis t-shirt, they have a nice style
or drawendo, she's a classic and a sweetheart
>>10303543
So few draw friends make comics, storyboards, or animatics here on /sug/ so it is hard to pin down a single one I would go with.
>>10303643
>why does it hurt are you too skinny/?
Based on the comic. It seems more like an anxiety thing for them.
>>10303624
>edgy humor is funny
I didn't know this was Youtube.
>>10303581
If it's based on style, I'd pick Galaxy, Scribble, or Drawendo >>10303647 this one too.
>>10303677
>stop liking what I don't like
give me a break
>>10303683
If Scribble boarded there would be a weed reference every episode and every gem would have a hoodie on; not to say that's a totally bad thing.
>>10303556
I hope so.
>Anon's are being really sweet
I love you guys so much
>>10303543
>>10303683
I like how Drawendo portrays Blue Pearl.
http://drawendo.tumblr.com/post/148586364886/no-one-will-find-her
>>10303683
why would you pick galaxy along with those three?
>>10303747
A-anon! It's so sudden! How did you even get me in a dress? Does My Diamond approve?
>>10303767
My guess? Pot belly fetishism.
>>10303643
>>10303674
I have boils all over
>>10303767
I like her style, it's very cute.
>>10303787
That was unexpected.
>>10303786
Are you implying there's something wrong with liking soft bellies?
>>10302156
fuck you jasper
>>10303727
nah man, old scribble is dead, long live new scribble. There probably would be more gems eating though.
>>10303502
>eventually me and ex start hanging out less and less and start noticing her ex boyfriend is around more often
>bring this up with her and get into a little fight over it
>she asks me to trust her that she just talking to him again because she feels bad
>me being an absolute retard decided to believe her and assume nothing will happen
>a week passes and on a friday notice she is not talking to me at all but is around her ex boyfriend.
>get a sinking feeling about what might be happening and spend most of the day sulking while my friend tries to cheer me up and assuring that im probably paranoid.
>later that day ex finally decides to come up to me and talk about some things
>after a long conversation and a short date we ended up fucking that night and she goes home
>feel pretty happy and possibly ignorant about some blatantly obvious things
>late night she sends me a text about her ex boyfriend not leaving her alone and that he wont stop sending her texts
>decide to confront him about it and possibly get him to fuck off finally
>weird fucking conversation with him trying to psyche me out and be intimidating in the strangest way
>brings up that he and ex fucked the week she wasnt with me
>dont believe it and tell ex
>she admits to it
>back and forth conversation between them and im devastated by this news
>somehow I ended up still dating her for two more weeks before breaking it off
>heartbroken and depressed find out from friend ex and her boyfriend got back together
>>10303804
No. Besides, I am in no position to kink shame.
>>10303803
I wish it was just that simple
>>10303814
What's this Lapis thinking about?
>>10303787
o
i was sayin cause when i was really skinny it hurt when people squeezed me
but now i look like galaxys zircon drawings, i cant get the weifht off reee
>>10303845
So... was I right about anxiety? Because anxiety is the least simple thing I can think of that would prevent enjoyment of touch.
>>10303871
w-wait you look like thicc zircon?
>>10303889
body type wise yes
it's a very unfortunate body type outside fetish doodles
>>10303829
>bunch of other shit happened and I end up cutting contact with the friend who was there the whole time
>turns out he lied alot to me and knew about pretty much everything because ex was confessing things to him even when we were still dating
>end up losing my only close friend and my girlfriend
>a whole bunch of other shit happens and I spiral into a rut
>drop out of highschool
>get GED
>do nothing for years and end up here in /sug/
And thats how I got serious trust issues and became afraid of relationships
>>10303875
No I don't really know what I meant by that sorry
It's physical pain not anxiety but there is some of that too really
>>10303916
male or female
>>10303871
Looking like that Zircon is going to get you attention on this thread.
If you would like to get rid of the weight, you could try my routine. 10 minute yoga stretch. 2 mile run. 20 minute yoga stretch. I do this every day. Make sure you change your shoes out often and try to burn more calories than you take in.
>>10303495
it is also my understanding that they don't care as long as you keep it to yourself and that they can separate fiction from reality. but I may be wrong.
Who else here has dealt with/is dealing with an over-controlling parent? Especially the ones that map your life out for you and explode when you don't follow their plan? It's hitting harder than usual tonight.
>>10303965
yeaah m8 i know plenty of weight loss shit and exercise stuff, ive just been busy with work and school, and i got a bad laziness habit combined with my friends' habit of going out to eat all the god damn time
ive just got to push the discipline back into myself, now that i got cucked out of class i have no excuse anymore. i gotta fit back in into my cute clothes, thats motivation i guess
>>10303992
I did, im the huge dissapointment of the family and somehow managed to live with it even today. Im assuming you're galaxy?
>>10303930
No worries.
>>10303965
Let me rephrase. I skip running on weekends.
>>10304019
I believe you can do it. Starting is hard, but once the habit forms, it is all good. Fitting cute clothes is the BEST motivation for me.
>>10303850
longing for happy consensual sex with [INSERT GEM/CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE HERE]
>>10304064
it's harder to start over, i feel bad just looking at myself
feels even worse knowing im gonna fuck up again and gain weight again like the last 5 times ive been in a fattening up clinic
>>10303543
dinkle would make gem stuff look weird again
>>10302941
I forgot that I'm going to the beach for presumably the day so it might come a little later.
>>10304036
Yeah, it's Galaxy, also the huge disappointment of the family, particularly my mother. Usually I can swallow the pain but tonight I had a direct confrontation with her and it left me feeling sick and angry.
>>10304064
>no hugs or cuddles or much physical contact probably
who would want that?
>>10304119
Galaxy, maybe you should find help, and not in 4chan threads, and threads deemed only worthy for /trash/ no less.
>>10304151
I don't exactly have another outlet at the moment, I'm not allowed to leave the house without permission. I apologize, I shouldn't have said anything, I know it's off topic.
>>10303992
My parents were surprisingly pretty chill and not over-controlling, but I've noticed in the last year or so they babied my brother and I too much. My brother and I both have pretty bad anxiety (him a lot worse than me) and have our mom help us with a lot of social things. My parents were both pretty sex positive, liked to party, drink and smoke when they were young in the 70s and 80s so they're pretty disappointed my brother and I are so anti-social when they were such extroverts. It's weird how we turned out.
>>10304119
Train a falcon at her, dude. I swear to you she will back the fuck off.
>>10304174
>I'm not allowed to leave the house without permission
You are +1, right?
>>10304091
It does not matter how often you fail. You need to only succeed once to get the ball rolling. Never give up. You have got this.
>>10304145
Some people don't want it. But, I did not mean to imply that this was the case. I mean no worries about the confusion.
>>10304174
If you have no outlet, I think it is better to go off topic.
>>10304216
>>10304151
*+18 plus
>>10304231
What are you trying to imply?
>>10304119
Well we found some common ground here, if you want we can talk on tumblr if you've got the time. We've spoken there before as well
>>10304276
same goes for me I mean if you like we can talk. Just say the word and I'll mesg you
tfw i will never be the nice kind of thicc
I just noticed the time. Good night /sug/.
>>10304265
Anon thinks if you're 18 or older you can just be like "IM AN ADULT MOM I CAN DO WHATEVA I WANT" when anyone with certain parents can tell you it doesn't work that way. Especially if you don't have the money, car or job to just up and leave home and still sadly rely on them for a lot
>>10304218
I didn't think you meant it like that I was just complaining I guess
>>10304174
Its not like there's much else to talk about here, if you want to vent I see no problem with it!
>>10304216
My mother financially crippled me after my dad suddenly moved away. I have no car, unable to get a job, and she's so paranoid that I'm not allowed to leave without someone with me at all times. My fiance is still in school, but as soon as he's graduated, I'm going to run as fast as I can and get on with my life. I'm at the age where it's absolutely appalling that I have very little basic life skills. She sees nothing wrong with me sitting in my room all day doing nothing, it's exactly what she wants. She wants me to sit here and shit out grandkids for her so she can take them away from me. I'm little more than a trophy and a future incubator for her do-over kids, since I turned out a filthy useless artist instead of a criminologist like she wanted. I have to be patient, which is why I started drawing here, it's a way for me to vent while I bide my time until I have the means to cut and run.
tl;dr whining and cringe
>>10304310
Ya with certain parents, even when youre 18+ it can be difficult to get them to let you go out and do things
Heck my dad still puts up a fuss when I just simply want to go walking at night
>>10304384
Jesus, I'm sorry.
>>10304384
Yeah I feel ya. I went to school for like digital media and game dev crap and can't find work and had to move home. I'm just average at all the skills I learned and I don't feel like I even deserve to work. I spend most of my time either sleeping or doing chores for my parents. I hate being stuck here but have no job and no money. They constantly tell me to leave if I hate it here so much but I have no way of leaving without money. Lots of depression and my motivate to do anything is completely gone.
But hey, you got your Fiancé finishing school. That's exciting. Hopefully he can help you out.
>>10304384
Thats a lot to deal with, sorry Galaxy, hopefully when youre fiance graduates things will get better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpERMkIYlY
Broke my no sad posting streak
>>10304384
I'm sorry for your unfortunate events dude. I messaged you on tumblr (I'm a different anon from the one that offered you to talk) but I guess this might be what's going on with you. It's upsetting when a parent wants their child to be something they might not want to be. I'm happy that ya boy is finishing school soon though. Hopefully you can get out of that toxic environment. Wish you two the best of luck yo.
>>10304384
I'm sorry to hear that galaxy, my situation is differrent. Parents used to control everything and had planned my future out for me as a fucking lawyer. I ended up fucking up so much through life that they seriously gave up on me. Decided to focus all of their attention to my older brother and leave me to do whatever.
what's /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24q6DC_v6QA
>>10304579
it's okay anon
>>10304614
Parents want the best for their kids, and that's good that they do, but forcing up a career on the kid is stressful and bad
>>10304384
m8
m8 i feel you so much, goddamn, sounds like my life story
my fiance just graduated college and is working but he has to support his ill parents so no money for us
worst is i dont want children, bc mom said i'm 'too messed up to take care of kids' so she'd prolly go to the cops or sp,ething and take them. and dad is a very very known lawyer and judge in my country and he's not paying for my studies becayse he says the career i love is useless and stupid, so i gotta work for it
tl:dr: i kinda feel ya
>>10304647
Hope you like it https://youtu.be/-SaIoUUvNts
>>10304647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgepWg4rzw
Last song before I go to bed
>>10304662
I wish my parents had gave me more guidance to get a reasonable job. I wanted to "live my dreams" and tried to get into game art and am now jobless because the economy is shit. Not even having luck getting retail work.
>>10304738
such a comfy song
>>10304695
Jesus fuck that's harsh... They shouldn't be telling you these things at all.. he should at least help you in some way no matter what. A career is a career no matter big or small it is. I really am sorry for this..
>>10304647
Was pretty long at least...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpERMkIYlY
>tfw parents keep saying how proud they are of me and keep banking the family future on me when I can barely function in society, barely have any passion for what I got a degree in, and can't have kids
>>10304833
My mom is like that. She used to treat my older brother like crap and wanted nothing to do with him, but as soon as he got a high paying job, he immediately was considered her son and cared for him.
>>10304805
well i have 6 younger siblings and they all want to be doctors or lawyers or managers and that shit...im the oldest and i just wanna fucking cook man. im about to finish the career thing and get my diploma
it doesnt really matter much but at least i'd have one. i feel bad i dont have a cool career like laws and management and that shit. besides ive had disorders before and mom and dad dont think im capable of sustaining a family. like, my mom's friend has has eatinf disorders too and she tuend out just fine for fuccs sake
>tfw the thread reminds you of the shitty life you've been trying to block out
>>10304833
I relate
Its so stressful
>>10304808
all we can do sometimes is take our struggle day by day
just take tomorrow as an opportunity to try another streak without it
>>10304868
my dad did the same sort of thing with my brother. they've butted heads for as long as I've been alive
>>10304871
>i just wanna fucking cook man.
Becoming a chef would be an interesting job
>>10304957
i am trying, but business managment is so dull and boring
>>10304910
Same
>>10304924
That stress can be terrible
I never planned to graduate college, I was pushing myself so I could kill myself at some point before graduating. Now I'm dealing with the stress of having to impress everyone when I don't even know what I want to do anymore
>>10304957
This
>>10304971
Is that the type of degree you need for that? That does sound dull but you just gotta keep pushing forward if its something you want to do
>>10305044
i take like 5 theory classes per semester and 2 actual cooking classes per semester here. cooking school is a meme, i dont recommend
wish i had picked business management or lawyer or one of those normie standard careers. now my .lil sis is going abour to srudy and im here drawing gem ass in my scarce free time
>>10304980
Im sorry anon, that sounds like youre under a lot of pressure. I feel like im in the same boat about not know what I want to do anymore either, its difficult being in this situation.
But with the way you were feeling and all the stress you are under would it be possible to talk with a counselor about this? Maybe thatd be good for you
>>10302824
I made them from a video ages ago. Posted them on /sug/. Spread from there.
3 am, time to wake up and die
If I don't come back, tell my waifu I love her very much
>/vp/'s going to get raided by that furfag again.
Goddamn it, I just wish they'd rangeban his proxies already.
>>10304647
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94yYC-SFCzs
I've been meaning to watch the show again.
>>10305238
man it's been so long since ive been to veepee
what habbened now?
>>10305238
Why /vp/?
>>10305177
I wonder sometimes if some of the pressure is artificial, that maybe I've convinced myself if I don't achieve the highest level I'm a failure to everyone.
I used to see a therapist when I was in college, but I just couldn't open up to him about this sort of stuff. I tried writing down my thoughts but it didn't help
I seem to have a couple up days and then a few days where I'm just so incredibly depressed. I guess I could try seeing someone again
>>10305238
I've been watching through the show again too. I really want to do a stream of a bunch of the episodes sometime since I've got all the stuff off the mega link
I am sad
>>10305267
>>10305269
Bui, one of their old ban-evading spammers, has returned and is using a script to fill the entire board with furry porn.
He says that he'll stop for a single day if one of his art requests is done, but we all know that's an empty promise.
i would just like to say thank you for listening and putting up with me these last couple months, you've all given me something to look forward to on a daily basis while I wait for better days
>>10305322
blooplefag is it you? i used to not like you but im ok with you know
whats wtong m8/sis?\
>>10305331
veepee has lots of ban evaders, which one
an avatarfag? or the paki guy?
>>10305331
Man fuck that guy
>>10305331
>tfw I ERPed with Bui once
Thankfully it was a throwaway mail
>>10303753
Love you fag. Mwah.
New thread
>>10305374
>>10305374
>>10305374
>>10305344
No prob
>>10305322
Hope you feel better