/sug/ - Steven Universe General Blue Diamond Edition Last

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*hic*

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Why not yellow diamond

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Gems should poke gems

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Zircon has small petite feet

>Ruby and Sapphire reunite after splitting up on a mission
>"Ruby! I was unable to find what we were looking for. Did you have any luck?"
>Ruby's eyes are hazy, and she has a strange smile. Her response is slightly stilted
>"No. Let's fuse now, ok?"
>They move in to embrace, before Sapphire suddenly hangs back.
>"Ruby? Are you ok?"
>"I'm fine, Sapphire. Never been better!"
>Worried, Sapphire looks to the future.
>She sees Garnet, and she's doing... oh!
>Sapphire blushes and giggles. They hadn't done THAT in years!
>Relieved that it's just Ruby being frisky, she hugs her partner and the two recombine in a flash of light

>Garnet reappears, ready for the fun she foresaw
>wait... something's wrong...
>why did she reform completely naked?
>a pulsing heat is suffusing her body, making it tough to think
>She looks down to the source of the heat: the glistening, dark red slit between her legs
>Garnet finds she can't look away. She stares at her pussy with a growing, irresistible fascination
>she carefully runs a finger along the outside
>the jolt of pleasure makes her three eyes roll back
>unable to hold back, she begins to rub herself more eagerly, causing her to fall backwards onto her ass

>the impact grants her a moment of clarity
>something must have happened with Ruby
>she tries to remember...
>Ruby found a Gem artifact
>a glowing, crystalline eye
>it activated, staring into Ruby, instantly turning her mind into mush
>the only thing she remembers afterward is an overriding urge to OBEY

>Obey...
>the thought sends another wave of pleasure through her
>her hand resumes masturbating uncontrollably
>what little remains of her rational mind tries to find a way out of this mess
>she tries to focus and look into the future (difficult, given the constant heat radiating between her legs)
>but it doesn't look good
>if she keeps going as she is, she'll be a mindless slave within the hour
>could she unfuse? It's too late, she sees that Sapphire's been infected by the eye already, and Ruby would just overpower her if she tried
>could the other Crystal Gems help her? They won't find her for a few hours. It's a slim chance, but if she could just hold out until then...

>"Why am I resisting?" Garnet suddenly mutters to herself. "It would feel so good to give in..."
>She shakes her head
>"No! I've got to fight it! This isn't us! This isn't me!"
>her hand reaches up to pinch at her nipples
>"I-I don't want to..."
>her fingers rapidly plunge in and out of her now soaking pussy, the wet schlicking echoing through the ruins
>"Yes we do. We are slaves. I'm a slave. Don't resist."
>the constant arguing with herself slowly wears down her resistance
>the haze in her mind grows, it's becoming too much to bear

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Wake up /sug/!!

>Desperate, she looks to the future again, trying to find a way out
>but it's too late
>in all of her futures she's a mindless fucktoy, there to serve the whims of whoever gives her orders
>what remains of her thinking mind is aroused and thrilled by the revelation
>"I... I will OBEY."
>defeated, the corners of her mouth turn up into a grin
>Garnet spreads her legs wide, eagerly preparing herself for her new masters

>the Crystal Gems will be horrified at first
>but not for long
>Pearl is going to be the first to take advantage of the new Garnet
>the allure of being in charge too much to resist, it won't take long at all for her to start secretly using Garnet's skillful tongue
and fingers every night
>Amethyst will be next
>some human videos will give her inspiration. She'll use her shapeshifting, and see just how much fun a human male can have when they have Garnet's dripping pussy available to them.
>Steven's young, but eventually he'll be a man. A man with urges that a brainwashed Gem will be all too willing to provide...

>>10284399
FEMININE STEP

You ever think about all the porn that would be lost if e-hentai vanished?

>>10284439
small steppy

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SU is never coming back, is it.

The other pizza arrived.

IT'S SHIT, IT'S FUCKING SHIT. FUCK THIS TOWN, FUCK SAULT STE MARIE. IT DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED IN AN UNENDING, EVERLASTING BLAZE OF NUCLEAR FUCKING FIRE. FUCK YOU GIOVANNI'S FUCKING PIZZA, FUCK YOU AURORA'S FUCKING PIZZA. FUCK YOU SAULT STE MARIE

I'm gonna miss SU and /sug/ when it's done

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>>10284399
What are you, China?

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i like making counterfeit doodles

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>The Crystal Gems prepare for an infiltration mission.
>For it to succeed, Connie has to act the part of a Pearl owned by Steven.
>Her training goes slow and staggered.
>They'll never get her ready in time.
>Pearl gets an idea and initiates it while she and Connie are alone.
>"Um, Connie, before we finish for the day, I have something for you."
>"Huh?"
>"Uh, yeah, if you would come closer and look at my gem for a moment."
>"Your gem?"
>Pearl takes Connie's hand and encourages her closer with a gentle tug, bringing them toe-to-toe and forcing the girl to crane her neck upward. "Yes, up here, Connie. Just look into it."
>"Into it? But I don't see..."
>Pearl taps her gem and a feather glow ripples out from it.
>Connie's jaw drops open as a soft incandescence dances across her face.
>Her unblinking eyes drink in subtle waves and twists hidden behind every ebb and shimmer.
>Pearl observes in satisfied silence as Connie's features go lax bathing in the light of her gem.
>She indulges in the sight a bit longer before deciding it's time to press in.
>"Just relax and look into the gem, Connie," Pearl hums. "Look calmly into my gem. You feel a warm sense of harmony washing over you. You cannot turn away from it."
>"I-I... gem..."

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Check out this sexy pizza I made

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>>10284455
Yeah. Sometimes that thought drives me to archive and organize my porn, but eventually I always give up and come to the conclusion that I'd be better off without all this garbage distracting me. I don't jack off nearly as much as a lot of people on 4chan but fuck me if I'm not thinking about lewd shit every goddamn second of the day.

>>10284461
Just get Papa Johns or Pizza hut you double nigger

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>>10284439
Sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the room!

>>10284489
when you say made, do you mean ordered?

>>10284399
I want to lick her feet until the flavor is gone, but since she'll nervously sweat more the more I lick, the flavor will never be gone.

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>>10284498

Papa Johns takes 1 or more to deliver anon

>>10284489
Do you make that box too?

>>10284485
this is hilarious

>>10284461

Fight them

>>10284517
No I work at a pizza shop and make myself free pizzas to eat everyday like a fatass

>>10284489
Did you make that filename too?

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>>10284489
FUCK OFF YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE. STOP RUBBING THE FUCKING PIZZA IN MY FACE. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON.
>>10284498
FUCK YOU.

>>10284469
Eh, there'll be a show like Steven Universe, and groups of people to regular their threads, don't be so down.

>>10284523
Then get Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Murphy's, or Jets you triple nigger.

>>10284555
Why would anyone care about that. I'm only here for cute gems.

>>10284555
Yeah there's always going to be a community but I feel like it won't be the same

>>10284469
I doubt that's anytime soon

>>10284589
I know I'm just thinking about the future

>>10284399
I want to suck on her toes
This show made me a footfag

>>10284548
Mmm I'm in the mood for a good deep dish 'Za!

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>>10284461
stop shouting please

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>>10284472
What do you mean? There's only genuine doodley's here!

Do you guys think Agates are managers for all sorts of gems, or just drill sergeants for gem soldiers?

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>>10284641
>>10284472
does the real one even come here anymore?

>>10284651
Drill sergeants. 'An Agate terrifies'

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>>10284522
>>10284624

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>>10284631
FUCK OFF. I HATE YOU. FUCK EVERYONE WHO'S HAVING GOOD PIZZA. THEY DON'T DESERVE IT. I WAITED FOR HOURS AND I GOT FUCKING SHIT.
>>10284641
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF MT RAGE

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Anyone else get the urge to just drive far away from where they are
Sometimes I just want to get in my car and drive till I can't drive anymore. Preferably in some small town in Montana or something

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I WANNA FUCK YELLOW DIAMOND

>>10284709
Maybe you should have made your own pizza?

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>>10284415
>>10284402
So you finally went and did a greentext.
It wasn't so bad, at least Garnet can be somewhat of a character now

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>>10284737
YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN A HOTEL.

>>10284780
Not with that attitude.

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>>10284735
She doesn't need you

>>10284472
which drawman are you

>>10284709
What about me, anon? I'm just having a peanut butter sandwich. Do you hate me too?

>>10284362
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

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>>10284819
STOP IT ANON. STOP IT .

>>10284836
shutta ya face, you. Peridoodle requests or nothin'.

>>10284833
But Lars is cis.

>>10284870
Peridoodle doing the doodleydoo

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>>10284472

Post your favorite gem and what you're having to eat

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>>10284809
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN DO
I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTER
>>10284843
I HATE EVERYONE. THIS WORLD IS SHIT AND IT NEEDS TO BURN.

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>>10284887

>>10284870
peridoodle cuddling with a cuttlefish

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>>10284891
Fries

>third time i woke up in the middle of the night already
>sharp and burning pain in feet
>already took some ibuprofen and paracetamol 3 hours ago
I want to die

>>10284735
diamonds are for hug

>>10284870
Perievil conquering the universe

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> Plebs and their inferior dinners

>>10284896
https://youtu.be/UkOX3FGMrtc

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>>10284891
My favorite gem is Fatsper but Lapizza Lazuli fits with this sexy pizza better

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>>10284891
Corn and squash soup with feta cheese and bacon bits

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>>10284891
My wife Amethyst
Peanut butter sandwich with milk

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>>10284869
you must accept it filth

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>>10284891
I enjoy purging

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>>10284891

jack in the box

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>>10284940
>KFC
>not Lee's or Zaxby's
>not literally any other chicken place

Kentuckian here, stop appropriating my FUCKING culture if you're not gonna do it right.

>>10284891
Garnet, Home made ribs with some rice.

>>10284881
Not according to the artist

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>>10284920
Just kill yourself, anon! All the pain will go away. Doesn't that sound nice?

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>>10284959

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>>10284881
>>10284993
Forgot pic

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>>10284947
I HAVE NONE OF THAT SHIT AND I'M EXHAUSTED AND STARVED.
>>10284949
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOOD PIZZA.

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Is STL-Anon here?

>>10284345

I'm having Taco Bell, the Quesarito is addicting.

>>10284988
>>10284940
>Eating literally where chicken from literally who's
No. This guy is eating true chicken, KFC and I applaud him for it.

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>>10284885
>>10284891
Steven and NOTHING for now, probably some leftover pasta and cereal later

>>10284949
Thats a pretty cute drawing

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>>10284891
Swedish Fish. Had Wendy's earlier.

>>10285032
>Is STL-Anon here?
Depends. Which STL-Anon? The one making vectors or the one who decided to make a game?

>>10285056
Gimme some

>>10285044
Is Peridoodle a hate symbol now?

>>10284870
Peridoodle getting covered in cum?

>>10284949
I am struck, that doodle reminds me of something. maybe an old pic by Zuke (sorry) or lisatrimm... the colors all

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>>10284891
Sushi.

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>>10284891
Jellybeans

>>10284891
Topaz. Shitty leftover tri-tip that was way too dry, and cold garlic bread.

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>>10285008
Now go back to your room

>>10285010
i dont understand

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>>10284891
your mom's pussy ha ha just kidding it's watermelon

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>>10284891
Spicy chicken flavored ramen

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>>10284399
>artist draws feet like this but doesn't have a foot fetish

I have to sleep now anons see you tomorrow

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>>10285182
Pleasant dreams.

>>10284920
You holding up okay?

>>10284996
The poster this general needs

>>10285176
Its the footfag curse, we find artists that draw nice feet but dont do foot fetish stuff and we''re left with artists that cant draw feet but do all foot stuff.

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>>10285250
oh its lovely

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>>10285027
Fatsper is trying to steal a bite of my sexy pizza!

>>10284988
Sometimes we get it right.
https://youtu.be/FftZt-Dw_hQ

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>>10284996
Sounds smashing.

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>>10285298

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>>10285131

>>10285218
No. It was too painful to even lie down, so I took some paracetamol, then I woke up 3 hours later with pain in my feet again, so I took some ibuprofen. Then I woke up at 5 am with pain in my feet again.
I feel exhausted, and I feel like it's getting worse every day. I just want to numb the pain somehow.

Gay girls are you afraid of penis or just dont like men?

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>>10285176
>>10285238

Your kind should suffer.

>>10285315
i want to fuck this character so hard
actually i dont want to fuck her, i just want to rub her thighs on a crowded train and poke her in the butt with my erection

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>>10285250
Didnt sultan kill that

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>>10284891
There was some store-bought potato salad so I'm eating that.

>>10284833
this art is disgusting

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>>10285346
we already are

>>10285359
I think that's non-cannon.

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>>10285359
nope it was a goof

pls post some music

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>>10284891
fruit loops

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>>10285238
tinysensei (pic related) and silverscarf are a couple of the few diamonds in the rough

>>10285298
Nice draw.

>>10285404
Fruity Loops?

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>>10285345
I just don't like men.

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>>10285401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgehLqwNUc
Well okay!

>>10285401
Well I'm listening to this
https://youtu.be/o1Z_hskvz1M

>>10285401
https://youtu.be/oQa8z8lfkY8

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>>10285407
Too bad silverscarf (pic related) is on hiatus atm

>>10285345
I guess?
I mean, I'm actually bisexual, in that I'm attracted to both men and women, but I'm also asexual, in that I'm afraid of being touched by people.
I wish I could have sex, but I flinch and cower when someone taps me on the shoulder, and I don't even want to know how I'd react if I let someone stick their body parts inside of mine.

>>10285391
>>10285399
Dang

>>10285417
What, not even as friends? What'd they ever do to you?

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>>10285387
I know! :D

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>>10285401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBGtgoVPLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsyzMy4ZXc

>>10285339
Please be careful with amount of pills you take. But is it so bad, that you need go to the hospital?

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>>10285298
Don't let her to take a bite, she'll never leave afterwards

>>10285448
You sound like my ex. She was an autistic /a/nine /r9k/ robot /co/ faggot. And by that I mean she had legitimate autism.

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>>10285440
Is amy a titan

>>10285401
Hope you like it https://youtu.be/XlwH8AUoQxA

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>>10285339
You should take all of them, anon. They'll make all of it go away!

>boss tells me on company chat to fix something at 11:30 at night

does he seriously mean now?

>>10285345
After Zuke, I'm sure they are

>>10285401
Alright
https://youtu.be/pEbmMej1xKc

>>10285065

The one that's working on the vectors.

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>>10284933

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>>10285456
No, I have friends who are boys, I just don't want to date one.

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I walk a lonely road /trash/.

>>10285497
Does he know you're awake? If not, just say you didn't see the message and just do the work tomorrow. If he says he saw you online, just say you fell asleep and forgot to turn off your computer.

>>10285494
And you should fuck off and end your miserable existence.

>>10285476
It slowly is becoming that bad. My GP's office doesn't open in another hour and 30 minutes though, but even if I go there she'll probably send me to do fucking bloodwork again that'll take 3 months to actually complete (because hooray free Healthcare!) instead of correctly assuming that it's peripheral neuropathy and just giving me something to numb my nerves with.

>>10285485
Could she at least pass for normal?
I can almost pass for normal until someone touches me.

>>10285521
Thanks amigo

>>10285497
Are you on call? If you aren't then you can be a hero, but then you'll be forever on call. Or you could say fuck it, don't respond and say you didn't get the message.

If you do work, make sure it is for more than your standard rate. Get it in writing.

>>10285494
I once did to that a year ago due to some psychological issues. Ended up in a short coma and then was forced to stay in a mental hospital.

>>10285494
I like this Lapis.
So cheerful

>>10285535
Even if it takes forever, I would do it. Good thing for free healthcare my dude.
I wish I could help you feel better :/

>>10285540
Well she's a tranny so she couldn't pass either way.

>>10285540
If you can, I'd recommend a psychiatric evaluation. It is best to know what is going on rather than guess and, if you want, you could work toward changing that behavior.

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>>10285597
Hahaha

>>10285620
I went through therapy for years to try to get better, but I never did.
I've mostly just learned to live with it.

>>10284833
creepy wanting the death of all healthily developed human.

Doing one gem drawing request and I'm out.

>>10285706
Rutile posing

>>10285706
rutile quickly kissing other rutile and then looking away like they didn't do anything

>>10285646
If you enjoy yourself the way you are and you aren't hurting anyone. I don't see any reason to pursue further therapy. However, if you want to be able to be touched, then perhaps you might wish to look into it again. See if something like Cognitive Behavior Therapy, Dialectical Behavior Therapy, or some other kind of therapy may help.

>>10285706
jasper punching both of rutiles faces at the same time

>>10285706
Topaz wearing comfy clothes

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>>10285706
Something relating to this.

>>10285706
Ponytail Amy

>>10285706
Pearls big floppy feet

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>>10285706
Blue Pearl + Dark Souls.

>>10284833
Why do they want Lars to be trans when Steven being trans is borderline explicit

>>10285754
>THAT ONE TIME

>>10285401
https://youtu.be/ulPgWVC08KI

>>10285743
>>10285706
Chosen

>>10285620
>psychiatric evaluation
those people only know as much as you tell them, and most are far from tremendously competent. You're better off having introspective sessions with weed and a good understanding of cognitive behavioural therapy methods to save yourself. A shrink is only any use if you're totally clueless to any and everything and you just realized that maybe what you're experiencing isn't the norm for everyone else.

>>10285706
pearl getting fucked by ostriches

>>10285765
>>10285754
Are you fucking people talking about the talent show?
Him dressing in drag once means he's trans now?

>>10284870
Perievil fucking Peridoodle

God I wish I could work together with the STL vector anon. It'd make my job a lot easier.

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Well scratch that Taco Bell trip, I'm at Five Guys now. The Taco Bell being in an area where I'm very likely to get mugged also helped.

Anygot a nice shot of lars from STL?

>>10285777
Id rather steven become gay shota bait than a tranny

>>10285807
I haven't had five guys for years. I love their fries

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>>10284833
>>10285754
The cast is like 80% female if we include the gems, why do Tumblrites want to chop off the dicks of male characters like Steven and Lars with their trans-memes.

I want Steven and Lars to have big dicks.

>>10285765
>>10285777
did you forget that major part of his character arc is whether or not he's a certain woman trapped in a little boy's body?

What about the endgame question of whether he'll choose to spend the rest of his life in a female-figured body?

He even injected the line "but if it were me, I'd really like to be a giant woman" into a song

>>10285851
Oh for fucks sake

>>10285345
gay girls like women, I don't think these two choices would accurately reflect their preference. I don't think anyone truly likes penises. Those things are freaky, mine included.

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>>10285814
This guy gets it

>>10285773
I found it every helpful to speak to a third party. Plus, you can always switch shrinks if you have no faith. I really don't recommend weed for therapy. Recreation or pain relief, sure... but not for therapy.

>>10285345
>>10285869
I think the fact that penises shoot semen is more gross than the way they look

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>>10285353

i wanna fuck yellow diamond

>>10285823
Huh, I thought the only good thing about their fries was how many they give you. They taste too earthy for me and have too strong a strong peanut aroma

>>10285864
I think you don't have a very good grasp of metaphor anon, or blatant statements for that matter either. Point is you only see what you want

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>>10284833
>>10284881
>>10285754
>>10285846
Thank fucking christ you can btfo any argument about gems having gender by saying..
>it's only a pronoun game because it'd be weird to say the character's names every five seconds instead of just sticking with either he or she
>The gems have no real gender/sex whatever you want to imply.

Shame about the support cast though, they have to suffer the most from tumblrinas though because they have confirmed genders.

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>>10285807
They are tasty.

>>10285869
bullshit, you know anythign about dudes who like dudes/dong? A good dong is hot, there's a lot of ugly dicks but there's pretty ones too

>>10285401
ok
https://youtu.be/sFmZ6WDkuj0

>>10285807
Oh, I could go for a Five Guys burger and fries right now. Haven't been there for months.

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I want Ean Quarterman to impound my trunk ;o)

>>10285912
All dongs=moldy sausage.

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Goodnight /sug/

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>>10285823

Same, but I also like their bacon cheese dog.

A friend of mine hated them until I got him hooked on their Cajun fries.

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>>10285959
I'm out too, see ya

>>10285959
>>10285976
Goodnight baby bois

Fuck, I had a bunch of good cooking ideas when I was with my mom on friday but now I can't remember any of them

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>>10285976
>>10285959
sweet dreams

>>10285959
one bap saph

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>>10285869
>I don't think anyone truly likes penises. Those things are freaky, mine included.
Dicks are amazing my dude. When the blood starts pumping they turn into mighty rods made for dominating.

Vaginas are gross looking.

>>10285989
write them down, baka

>>10285814
>>10285846
>>10285873
>>10285962
Pedo.

>>10285869
im sure there are people who feel the same way about vaginas

>>10285953
stop molesting the mummies at the museum and this problem goes away.

>>10286010
This.
No homo though.

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>>10285952
me too

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>>10286010
>>10285869
>not liking a hard throbbing cock with big and heavy balls filled with cum thats begging to be jerked out
>not like a nice fat pussy that gets wetter and wetter with each touch wanting to be pounded

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>>10285869
I like penises. They are silky, warm, and firm. They also be the shit out of my toy.

>>10285888
I don't find it gross. It's an outward sign that he likes what you're doing to him.

>>10285912
This is somewhat true.

>>10286010
Vaginas are pretty and soft. Plus I really like the way girls sound when you're doing something right.

>>10286010
Both are gross. Go suck a penis if you love one so much.

I'm jerkin my meat

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>>10285959
>>10285976
Sleep well, Anons.

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Jesus, I just remembered I have to make caramelized onions this week.

Goddamn it.

>>10285989

I have to agree with what >>10286022 said, write 'em down.

>>10285900
I love them because of their taste, not really because of how much they give. >>10285965
Never had it. I usually got a cheeseurger combo and that's it

>>10286059
Hey horny anons, look who's backkkkk.

Vags and pens for degenerates. If i you have any cut them off.

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>>10286010

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>>10286075
I've been back for a while.

Fuck, you anons talking about vaginas and peepees are getting me horny. Pls stooopppp. Too bad I don't know what it's like fucking

>>10286080
How do I cut off a vag?

>>10286090
You're cute

>>10286090
Tell us about your body for the 100th time pls

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B I G
S I P P Y

If you ever touch female clit know that you are gay

>>10286010
Get out gay. Vaginas are beautiful.

>>10286110
Her taking the big sippy makes my dick go big...gie

>>10286097
You're pathetic.

>>10286010
eh, it all depends. Dicks look weird to me, like veiny internal organs that are just hanging out in a sack covered with weird hairs. Vaginas can either look like sleek slits, or they can look like recently drained abscesses

>>10286022
Normally I'm very good at remembering ideas without writing them down. God, what the fuck was it? Something about peanut butter alternatives?

>>10286073
go easy mode. Just sprinkle them with baking soda or baking powder

>>10286113
Unless you're a man, in which case you're a straight.

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>>10286103

>>10286113
What if I touch my own?

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>>10286106
Thank you? I don't think I deserve it because you haven't seen my face.

>>10286108
You seem annoyed. Just hide my posts if you do not like me.

>>10286144
You are a homersexual

>>10286133
Nice trick gayest gay. Clitoris is equal to male penis. Every touch will relust to gay. Men should be very careful during sex

>>10286146
>How all humans are made lol

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>all of this sex talk

>>10286030
pederasrty is normal and natural you fucking bigot

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what are you guys talking about

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>>10286139

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>>10286160
I don't mind it. There isn't any real Steven Universe news to discuss and there are no draw friends doing requests. It is a good way to kill time.

>>10286174
Stop reading right now, Doodle!

>>10286174
Penises and vaginas. All caused by horny larsfags who hate women lol

>>10286179
it's fine, i guess i'm a bit prudish

>>10286073
>>10286022
Okay, I just remembered two of them, both involving drinks

>replacing ice cubes in banana smoothies with frozen milk tea or coffee
>making an eggcream (carbonated chocolate milk) with tea or coffee instead of chocolate

>>10286110
post more big

>>10286187
Wait
What? We started this convo because if trans lars, how do you get we hate women out of that

What can happen if paddy will eat the egg?

>>10285010
By that same logic,

Steven is an aro-ace male confused with his sexuality.

Lars is a transsexual who identifies as a female and therefore is also a lesbian for Sadie.

Ronaldo is clearly a metaphor for the DISGUSTING cis white male Trump supporters who stick to their stupid conspiracies

Apparently gems have no gender, so technically Greg isn't straight since Rose is a nobody

Mayor Dewey is clearly a homosexual trapped in the closet.

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>>10285742
not them but here ya' go

Which /sug/ poster is the slutiest?

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>>10286050
>>10286059
this. bi master race faggos

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>>10286221
B I G
s l e e p y

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>>10286230
She laid it so itd be cannibalism

>>10286167
Pedo.

>>10286245
This guy gets it

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>>10286206
Or perhaps I'm too open. I just tend to roll with the conversation instead of trying to control it.

>>10286249
Huh, I forgot that Sucrose is bisexual.

>>10286256
Wow she is berrer then me. When i trying to lay an egg only shit comes

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I want to draw fag but I'm shit so I'm just sitting here contemplating it, so I drew a self portrait.

How do I replace my shit fetishes with normal ones?

>>10286225
mentally ill SJWs think you hate random things because you have slight differences of opinion and they're fucked up brains only process the world in absolutes like small human children.

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>>10286187
>All caused by horny larsfags who hate women
I can't completely deny that.

I don't hate women, but I just dislike the unappreciation of men when it comes to being compared with women. Even straight women will constantly make comments about how the female body is better in comparison to the male body.

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>>10286246
Fuckin kek.
Thanks Endo.

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>>10286249

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Goodnight, /sug/.

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>>10286249
same

>>10286247
The bloople ones

>>10286291
Fetishes are unusual by definition. What are your fetishes though?

>>10286255
i want to pinch her vaginal gland

>>10286340
I think he said it's shit.

>>10286342
I always wonder is this bait?

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This thread has diverted into a Raping Lars thread. Spam your stash and talk about your fantasies with Lars, the /sug/ rape doll.

I'll start, standard gif

>>10286289
spoopy

>>10286340
The big one I need to get rid of is the one named by Nabokov

>>10286289
You could draw creepy shit related to SU like that one Drawfag in /fnafg/

>>10286246
LOLISPER
O
L
I
S
P
E
R

>>10286354
No. How worse can you guys get?

Kill the white man

>>10286289
Are you a floating crystal with a face or do you have really big hair?

>>10286352
Is what bait?

Lars needs to bang a mother in town.

>>10286354
I want Lars to suck me off, then I want him to get on his back as I smash my cock into his ass, pounding without relent, while he strokes himself and calls me daddy.

I made instant noodles using hot tap water instead of boiled water because I was too lazy.
How much lower can I stoop?

>>10286378
Steven? Okay!!

>>10286354
I only like cute girls, Lars is not a cute girl.

>>10286378
White CIS scum just need die - Cancer all of them.

>>10286392
what in plantation

>>10286399
skip the water and eat them dry

>>10286245
>Ronaldo is clearly a metaphor for the DISGUSTING cis white male Trump supporters who stick to their stupid conspiracies
I thought that was Andy.

https://youtu.be/eDlcqhlzDqQ

>>10286358
Loli? 2D or 3D?

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>>10286399
Not using water at all and eating the dry noodles whole with no powder.

>>10286389
Lapidot is constantly posted every thread even with its shit reputation.
I have to wonder if its to make some anons mad.

>>10286321
Sadie was a lot more cute in the pilot

>>10286440
And Lars was a nigger

>>10286387
I have really dark hair, it's in dark lighting, and I only wear black.

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Would you rather fuck your waifu if she had a gem penis or a gemgina?

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>>10286405
Hes cuter than a girl

>>10286406
That's Steven and Greg. Idk about Sour Cream, Peedee, and Andy's sexuality, Ronaldo looks half-Hispanic.

https://twitter.com/TheDIYideas/status/882814950187687936
This is the most american thing I've seen.

>>10286455
I want to fuck Pearl while she has a Gempenis.
No homo obv.

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>>10286448
kek

>>10286460
Just wait for his second, violent death