RWBY/RT Trash General #473: Mysterious Hero Edition
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>3. All theories on the hero's identity are welcome.
1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 8 link:
http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/02d76f3f-4bca-49c6-bef5-5038bcb0291d/index.m3u8
Who could this hero be??? I have no idea!
It's clearly Sage
>>10282028
>>10282057
>>10282028
cant tell whether or not to find this impressive or retarded
>>10282070
>>10282068
yes
>>10282028
>Winter
That's Willow you fucking sham
>>10282028
...Yang's power does sound nice.
Have Bumblebeefags finally outed themselves as the pathetic pieces of trash they really are?
It's not murder if it's a human!
>>10282187
It was never hidden that they were trash
Orange Creamsicles > Cookies and cream, Cookie dough > Vanilla > Mint chocolate chip > Everything else
>>10282222
Quads confirm
>>10282238
You talking about ships or actual ice cream
>>10282238
>>10282222
>Quads
>Shitting on Bumblebee
Sun, is that you?
>>10282252
Ice cream
I ain't some mentally unstable tumblrcunt who wants to see pixels fuck
>>10282256
What's wrong nigger? Prefer Frozen Purple Drank?
>>10282222
I agree with your stance on gay supporters, but envy your digits.
>>10282288
Then you're a fool because Drumsticks are the best
>>10282196
It's not slavery if it's a faunus!
>>10282297
What about these digits? >>10282288
How do they make you feel gay gurl?
>>10282307
You just forced Deery to use her secret technique.
>>10282313
>>10282333
>Opening her mouth wide
Oh, I know EXACTLY what this secret technique is. Looks like it's feeding time at the zoo knowwhatimsayin?
Do you think there are a group of faunas women who live in the woods in the middle of buttfuck nowhere next to some village that occasionally comes out of said woods to suck some dick and are treated as the woodland spirits of dick sucking
>>10282333
It only makes me harder!
>>10282333
>333
MayXDeery when?
>>10281026
Would you spend 700 dollars on a legendary commission?
>>10282363
isnt that called a nymph
i hope hiwo makes more art shitting on bumblebee need more bumblebee tears
https://please.pet/redlikeroses
>Oh that makes me dizzy!
>>10282400
I'm missing out on something, what did hiwo do?
>>10282375
When Deery admits she's attracted to humans and May does the same for cute girls.
Faunas women( especially the cute ones) should be sent to Rape camps where they will be pimped out for a reasonable price
Just think of all the tax revenue!
>>10282400
I hope they draw more Neo and those sweet hip windows. I'll be honest, I like my odds
>>10282405
https://kingofmongrels.tumblr.com/post/162646958922/hiwonoafu-that-feel-when-obnoxious-bb-shippers
Make sick bants.
>cute girls
>cute girls with short hair
>cute girls with freckles
>cute girls with freckles and short hair
>>10282427
Hip windows are always nice
>>10282463
>>10282463
Freckles under the makeup
>>10282546
I said girls
not deceased robots
>>10282584
>Dick sucking lips
HHHHNNG
Hey, Yang!
>>10282682
Fuck off anon
>>10282720
I'm sorry, anon ;-;
How loose is Yang's pussy by now?
>>10282772
well she spent a few weeks being a depressed slob so it's tightened up a bit, but her time in Mistral will fix that.
>>10282682
Can it wait unti later? I'm in the middle of someone right now.
>>10282416
The objective best ship for Deery is Deery x Adam.
Only she can calm his turmoil with her cute charm.
>>10282826
Sure, my fellow buxom blonde!
>>10282795
That's pretty neato
>>10282297
>>10282347
I think I'm sick
I feel worse than a nigger with no chicken is his stomach, no 40oz beer in his hands, no blunt in his mouth and no hi point in his pants
>>10283020
Well I don't particularly like it, but Miles and Kerry are the bosses.
Emerald, Neon, Illa, May, Scatlet, and Misa are no longer allowed to be posted about.
>>10283099
>not naming it Faunass
>>10283075
Nigger faggot you have ten seconds to tell me what this cancerous nigger kikebook abomination is or I will fuck your waifu and I will fuck your waifu good
>>10283111
>Scatlet
>>10283099
>*touch*
>>10283121
Jokes on you even my waifu rejected me
Also it's a "Hey Beter" meme, it's some shitty reddit thing I guess
Watch the movie "Stakeland" and it's sequel "Stakeland II: The Stakelander" on Netflix
Do it now
>>10283111
>Ilia
>Scarlet
>>10283114
>not calling it the Bellabooty
>>10283111
>Well I don't particularly like it, but Miles and Kerry are the bosses.
Time to staЯt ouг gloЯious Яevolution, comЯade!
>>10283144
Hm. I thought it was something you had created all by yourself, in a fit of impressive randomness.
Anon... Next time I want you to make a surreal RWBY image all by yourself, okay?
>>10282187
What happened?
Stop Watching RWBY
>>10283185
>yeevolution
english speakers please stop
>>10283211
Arryn confirmed that Bmblb was not a canon song and so the BB shippers have been tearing themselves apart ever since.
It's just a setback, nothing more. Bumblebee was built to last.
>>10283223
jesus so they are getting assblasted over something so small
>>10283211
Then a shitstorm ensued and she deleted it.
>>10283247
>Bumblebee was built to last.
Yeah, it's a pretty cool bike.
>>10283121
>>10283097
I know it's summer, but can you please refrain from posting like you are painfully underage and just heard about 4chan lelxDniggersrapeface9001
>>10283287
I feel like the bike is gonna get fucked up again
>>10283248
Tumblrcunts are little more than mental unstable and highly emotional children
So in simpler terms plain old children
>>10283212
No.
What if there was an elite Atlas team called Team ATSM?
>>10283183
>Bellabottom
>>10283362
They would be wreaking havoc on the Remnantnet 24/7/365
>>10283247
Built like Ikea furniture, maybe.
>>10283375
Kali > Blake
Which waifus are up?
>>10283463
Of course
>>10283481
What do you mean by "up?"
>>10283481
Dunno about up, but at least 2 are down since V3.
>>10283428
>grimm are made from the emotions that come from anonymity
Would grimm leave us alone and only attack the normalfags, or is humanity doomed to either become tripfags or die?
>>10283537
Which ones are here on this thread, or awake, I'm just bored and want to talk to the waifus.
>>10283626
If they aren't speaking up, it must be because they don't want to talk to you
>>10283686
Or they just aren't here.
>>10283584
I've thought of that myself a few times; not exactly like you stated but: would they leave people alone that give no fucks whatsoever? Seeing Ren's semblance makes me think that if someone were happy as fuck or just plain indifferent in front of them maybe they wouldn't "see"/attack them. I can't remember if Grimm attack animals or not.
>>10283769
Maybe. Then again, how about you try to 100% give no ducks as a giant bear creature tries to run you down and tear you apart.
>>10282028
>Ruby and Summer
>Like Mother like Daughter
Hello boner my old friend.
>>10283769
But surely grimm only attack normalfags, right? Maybe there's pagan rituals or some shit to ward them off that remnant's christians wiped out? Actually, why do Ruby and Uncle Crow-magnon wear crosses? Why isn't religion discussed at all in rwby?
>>10283963
FemSage when?
>>10284081
>>10283963
I want to impregnate fem!sun and see what comes out.
>>10284108
Could the BMBLB drama have come at a worse time? The RTX panel is going to be a goddamn bloodbath.
I want to fuck her tits and cum all over her neck and collarbone!
>>10284419
Nobody has the guts to bring that shit up during the panel
>>10284423
Ok, you take Kali, I take Blake.
>>10283481
Penny is always up
>>10284434
Did you miss the question last year that basically insinuated RT was horribly sexist for fridging Pyrrha in lieu of Jaune
>>10284441
Nobody is stupid enough to believe this. Team Indigo were all named after/by indiegogo donators.
>>10284450
Of course I would cuddle the sweet cinnamon roll
>>10284478
If anyone were to donate to RT it would be that faggot
>>10284434
You underestimate how obsessive Bumblebee shippers are. I can hear it now.
"U-um, yes hi this is a question for Barb. Why DID YOU BETRAY THE LGBT COMMUNITY BY QUEERBAITING US!"
>>10284490
Who wouldn't cuddle the cute cinnamon roll?
I think I've worked out why Volumes 1-3 had such a different feel to them. It's because we still had that coloring book appeal. The world was essentially a mystery, and that was really appealing. The premise is cool enough, and it added to that intrigue. Not to mention, three's ending was hype as hell, and we didn't know the songs weren't really canon, which added to the darkness lurking. Now, we basically know everything there is to know, and what we learned really wasn't that amazing or interesting. The coloring book and mystery is gone. It's just bland now.
>>10284576
Freaks.
>>10284576
People who want to rape her
>>10284586
>we basically know everything there is to know
the hell are you talking about, we barely understand anything
>>10284586
>we didn't know the songs weren't really canon
Sure we did, as far back as volume 1 we had Jeff mentioning he wasn't really given much material to work with and mostly just made up his own interpretations, as if Red like Roses II hadn't made that obvious.
>>10284586
Nah you're just a fag.
>>10284616
They've explained every single facet of the world as much as they're going to with the WoR. The kingdoms, the war, Faunus, dust, even the origin of it all. The big questions are already covered
>>10284665
And you're just a disgusting sycophant.
>>10284475
Did you miss when someone immediately shouted FUCK EM from the crowd and someone on the panel said "yeah basically that" and the asker cried about it on tumblr
>>10284712
The point still stands someone actually had the balls to ask that. BB shippers are even crazier, so to say no one has the balls to confront them is bullshit
Does every thread need some bitching about the Bumblebee ship?
>>10284576
>>10284606
These aren't mutually exclusive. It would be a fucked up cuddle but still.
>>10284796
Yes.
>>10284837
Jesus fuck...
This needs to stop.
>>10284822
>Cuddle her and cum inside her while she cries
>>10284857
Get over it, RTX is starting soon enough, the bitching will go away.
>>10284880
Thank god, and we can go back to talking about cuddles!
>10284822
What kind of cuddles does Penny like?
>>10284903
No, we'll find something new to bitch about, we always do.
>>10284903
Above post meant for >>10284822
>>10284929
What about cuddles?
>>10284903
>What kind of cuddles does Penny like?
All of them. The best is when she gets cuddles from a lot of people at once.
>>10284992
I wanna cuddle her chest as she wraps her arms around me!
>>10284976
There will probably be gay cuddles, there always are.
penny you say
>>10285033
Dang Martial Arcs for being the best homosexual ship.
>>10285059
>Best.
That's not Ghira x Sun.
What if your waifu was a fan of the table top war game known as "Warhammer: 40000"
>>10285077
>big hairy bara daddy x shorter smooth beefcake
Hot.
>>10285094
i'd never hear the end of it
>>10285077
>I don't like you.
>>10285077
>Ghira x Sun
>best gay ship
I think you meant to say Wreckage Brother x CIA
>>10285113
What Race/faction would Penny play?
>inb4 Necrons
>>10285059
Also best naked wrestling match.
>>10285059
I'm afraid that title belongs to BLACKED Knight
>>10285116
What's the matter anon, too much faunus cock for you?
>>10285162
Sisters of battle
[spoiler]Only Atlas government funds are numerous enough to afford such an army[/spoiler]
>>10285304
With mud, of course.
>>10285324
Sage x Jaune?
i just wanted to say that i'm really enjoying everyone's company and that i am having a great time
>>10285349
Yes, sir.
>>10285374
>Mud
Oil.
And traditional wrestling tights.
>>10285388
I enjoy your company, too.
Maybe too much...
>>10285416
Gotta lube them up, you know what I'm sayin? [laugh track]
>>10285416
>Rens moans when Jaune gets him in a legitimate Boston Crab
>Or a cradle where the groin touches the face.
>>10285374
Yup
>>10285545
Sweet, and their porno is on BLACKED.com
>>10285545
I wish Sage got good art. Or fucking screentime, that would be cool too.
>>10285545
Is this pairing just meant to tick off all the representation boxes?
http://brokenlevel.tumblr.com/post/162633984568/wheezes-please-work-tumblr-tagging-system-i
So, is that one Anon who is super gay for Ironwood around? Because at least one Tumblr user seems interested in your garage kit of Ironwood idea.
>>10285616
idk
>>10285669
>>10285545
What's with this artist and drawing Jaune like a twig.
>>10285669
>Sun being infatuated with Jaune when Sage is RIGHT there
Triggered
>>10285692
Dunno, she can draw him less so
>>10285723
They can share
>>10285727
Isn't Cardin only a inch or two taller?
What if your waifu was hyped as shit for giant robot fights?
https://youtu.be/T22JN6IWsJA[embed[
Americans and Japs will duke it out in August, 2017
https://youtu.be/29MD29ekoKI[embed]
Also MURICA STRONK!
>>10285782
I never payed enough attention to Cardin to know or care
>>10285727
That is somewhat accurate though as Cardin does have a full 7" inches on Jaune making him the third tallest character in the show
>>10285727
>6'0 vs 5'11
What if Penny had an AI backup?
>>10286111
She'll be back.
>>10286111
Hack her files and make a copy of her on my Scroll so I can be her friend
>>10282028
Coco, Nora, Penny, Winter.
>>10286111
>How do I make virtual babies?
>>10282028
Yang, Neo, Ruby, Coco
>>10284490
>>10284576
/RWBYg/ I need to know.
Jaune has a guitar.
David has a guitar.
Does Felix have a guitar?
Would the three create a musical harmony for all things!?
>>10288241
Does Jaune even know how to play his guitar
>>10288274
He probably doe, he managed to strum a little towards Weiss.
I'm still annoyed that there was no RNJR campfire song.
>>10288343
>there was no RNJR campfire song.
Coming right after beach and bath episodes.
>>10288801
>Japs got none of these in the show.
>Decided to make a LN about it.
I still can't stop laughing about it. Did anybody ask M&K about it?
>>10284434
Last time was not long after Shane's letter, and nobody brought that up.
may is cool
>>10283267
>If the song isn't in the show it doesn't get consulted over.
>They literally let Jeff do whatever the fuck he wants with no supervision.
>RoosterTeeth thinks this is a good idea.
Why is this company so retarded?
>>10289650
Ah, yes, one of the most overrated weapons.
>>10289796
but it was folded 1000 times
>>10289796
Indeed, but don't let a weeb hear you say that. It's like telling them that watching anime won't make you fluent.
They think slapped them in the face with a wet fish.
If they RWBY's were monster girls, what type of species would each girl be?
>>10289923
>Ruby.
Gnome.
>Weiss.
Snow woman/vampire.
>Blake.
Spider.
>Yang.
Dragon.
>>10289936
>>Blake.
>Spider.
>Not a Nekomata or Bakeneko
One job.
>>10290021
No, she sulks around the shadows.
I would call her a Palico from Monster Hunter but she isn't good enough to be a Palico.
>>10290040
>Annoying cats from Meme Hunter
Blake got lucky.
>>10290049
>Annoying cats.
They aren't so bad.
At least you can kick them.
>>10289796
Why is it overrated? Were there vastly superior swords around in its day?
>>10290096
Katanas were good for dismembering defenceless peasants but sucked against armour compared to a western broadsword
>>10290122
Katana weren't made for cutting heavy armor. They were for slashing and stabbing through light armor and cutting down people who had no armor. Katana weren't the only weapons they had in Japan.
>>10290147
Nice baseball bat
"Japanese culture"
>>10290172
>muh realism
I bet you think AAA video games are the best too.
>>10290172
Moe.
>>10290185
delicious
>>10290185
Lol triggered weeb
>>10289923
Ruby would be a Hellhound.
Weiss would be a Yuki-Onna
Blake would be a Werecat. (Probably Nekomata because she's a weaboo)
Yang would be a Wurm.
>>10286111
Which episode?
I have no topic and I must post.
>>10290428
I was trying to find the episode, but I couldn't find it
So when are we gonna see arrancar?
>>10290640
Hopefully never
Why does Ruby keep on going on her adventure anyways? What does she want as a person? To save the world because Ozpin told her?
>>10290701
She wants to be a hero like in those fairy tales
Probably the Remnant equivalent of a girl watching a Disney movie and wanting to be a princess
what if weiss worked at the mall selling phone cases
>>10290741
How does she know her deeds will go noticed? What if it's like Prince of Persia where the guy gets married to the Arabian princess and lives happily ever after...
For about 13 days until he gets cucked by a literal dark wizard that he killed
Ruby is fighting a war only 1% of Remnants population knows about, I don't think some teachers are in on it except for Glynda. The headmasters created Hunter Academies to protect ancient relics that the Grimm Brothers made from getting into the hands of bad people
>>10290172
They gave us Yaoi so they get a pass
>>10290701
Because someone has to save the world.
>>10290839
She'll die alone and forgotten with nothing to show for it like most other hunters before her
Are they still freaking out?
>>10290839
>Ends like Ultima V
>Go back home after saving the world from Salem
>The house is empty because someone robbed it
>Zwei has since passed away and a small grave is in the backyard
>No one even knows what she did
>>10291026
No, it's much calmer now.
What are you guys doing?
I'm watching this
https://youtu.be/lSGN73sk-Ms[embed]
Hopefully more antifa shills get hospital bills or this is going to get boring quick
>>10291099
Thinking about what to eat for lunch
>>10291099
Listening to some music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyykcc1Nk-0
>>10291099
Cousin is getting married tomorrow. Just getting the last bits of my suit ready and makin' sure my camera is good to go.
I am also considering the pros and cons of /RWBYg/'s greentexts, and furiously posting for the sake of faggotry.
>>10291155
Congrats to your cousin! Hope you have fun at the wedding, Anon.
>>10290882
>Check out his patreon
>Nothing but shotas
Isn't this illegal or something?
>>10291235
> Blondie
Oh my god... Coco is making a move on Yang? Best of luck to her!
>>10291253
Drawings don't have rights, anon.
>>10291259
>Pumpkin Pete hoodie
>Exvnir
Yeah, no. It's Jaune.
>>10290850
What's the context of this?
>>10291253
I'm not sure exactly, but I think drawn stuff is a sorta grey area, at least in some states or countries. I've also heard that the law enforcement agencies that root out pedo stuff tend to focus on RL CP, due to limited resources.
I guess it says something in itself that this guy is fine with selling the stuff openly.
>>10291286
>The Joke
>Your head
>>10291212
I'm an usher, there will also be a dancefloor. Knowing who is getting married, there will be a lot of booze.
I will enjoy myself immensely because my family are hilarious drunks and I will have a surplus of videos to post and stories to tell about how this will play out.
That I will turn into RWBY characters for the sake of greentexting.
>>10291235
>Exvnir.
The prime self-insert but I like is version of Human!Mors too.
Lolimors is better.
>>10291301
Porn is itself against Patreon policy, however you can escape this by calling it art.
Check out Nergal's Nest because somehow a fucking poorly made porno with an incest theme manages to be a better zombie survival game than like ninety percent of the other shit.
It's close to being finished too.
>>10291253
Plenty of artists getting away with worse
DeviantArt sometimes scares me
>>10291341
Now post the flattened fetish
>>10291341
Everyday, we stray further from God.
>>10291356
boi
>>10291341
Transformation fetishes can get much scarier
>>10291099
>>10291381
>>10291341
I'll wait for the mecha gore
>>10291341
>>10291389
Top kek
I lost
>>10291414
...What the fuck.
>>10291414
> it's not gay if it's vore
Jaune is not like you.
>>10291414
http://www.deviantart.com/art/TRADE-Reese-ate-May-689821386
It's an entire channel dedicated to vore
>>10291456
Yes he is. I am just like him, although I could beat him in a fight.
>>10291470
>Yes he is. I am just like him, although I could beat him in a fight.
I remember when someone posted that unironically.
>>10291456
No shit.
Faggot uses a sword and board. Doesn't even understand that an axe is where it's at.
>>10291389
>>10291381
I can almost get off to this
Almost
>>10291456
I wouldn't jerk off to him otherwise.
My pretty Aryan boi.
Ruby and Yang are dickheads.
>See a /fit/ guy while out getting groceries
>Peek at his cart and see things in enough quantity for one person; most likely single
>Give him "the look" and we go to the bathroom where I give him a friendly mouth present
I hope everyone else's day is going well, too!
>>10291470
Where's that greentext where Jaune spars with Anon?
>>10291661
So you sucked a guy's dick at a place where people piss, shit, sneeze, cough and vomit. Enjoy your diseases and STDs.
>>10291661
Would you suck Ren's feminine dick?
>>10291680
Obviously you just put some toilet paper on the seat and go to town; don't have to touch the floor at all.
>>10291696
Only if he wears something nice.
>>10291696
>Feminine dick
Ren has a long masculine dick.
>>10291720
Well good for you anon.
Hope you didn't swallow.
>>10291643
This guy made a Winter and Weiss one too
>>10291696
Was there a reason we weren't able to post here for a while? Some kind of trash maintenance?
>>10291759
Don't worry anon, I'm not THAT dumb.
>>10291778
Would you marry Neo?
I wouldn't. It'd deprive the world of those glorious hip-windows.
>>10291796
Yeah, Trash went down for a while, boards like /co/ and /po/ were also down, /aco/ was another that was down.
Also, good.
>>10291838
I wouldn't marry Neo, but is Hiwon going to follow up on having Yang and Blake licking Neo's hips
>>10284450
why is penny such a cutie
when will she be acknowledged in the plot again
why did ruby dream about pyrrha when she should have dreamed about penny
>>10291755
>>10291755
Ren has a long but thin cock that's almost willowy in appearance that needs a technical touch.
>>10291872
>why did ruby dream about pyrrha when she should have dreamed about penny
Because Miles doesnt give a shit about penny
>>10291872
Why did she dream about the girl she knew closely for months rather than one she knew for all of a day
>>10291918
>knew closely for months
>>10291931
Yeah. Pyrrha.
>>10291834
That is a nice looking Sun.
>Check the artists' patreon
I'm glad that website helped a lot of people get their footing in working for themselves. Hopefully I get there someday.
>>10291887
>>10291792
We need more porn of Ren in tomgirl clothes.
>>10291893
That's not fair anon!
>>10291918
Whether she knew her for months or not means nothing - it's still stupid to us as the audience because Ruby and Pyrrha barely interacted onscreen. The very close interactions Ruby and Penny had during their screentime together might as well have been a months-long relationship compared to Ruby's two "PYRRHA!!"s she let out in the third volume. If they were going to kill Penny and then pretend she didn't exist while continually jamming Pyrrha in Ruby's face, they should have at least given Pyrrha a proportional amount of interaction with Ruby. An implied relationship is the worst.
>>10291990
>Close interactions.
>>10291945
>knew closely
>for months
>>10292000
Closer than anything Pyrrha and Ruby ever had.
>>10292017
Yeah.
>>10292000
correct
>>10291155
>Cinder's hobby is deer hunting
Always be mindful of bugs. You never know where they'll turn up.
>>10292028
Ruby tried to ditch her on several occasions.
>>10291679
>>10292047
kek
>>10292050
>>10290122
>sucked against armour compared to a western broadsword
Broadswords aren't meant to fight against armor either, at least not directly. The only way to use a broadsword against a fully armored opponent is to halfsword it and stab between the plates.
>>10290096
Spanish steel? Damascus steel? Katanas are just a slightly curved, one sided pattern welded sword. Lots of Europeans were pattern welding, and using much higher quality steel. The main difference is the one sided blade, which makes stabbing a bit iffy, and because stabbing is the main method of attack for a sword, especially against armor, the katana's pretty useless.
>>10292052
>several occasions.
You mean in V1 when she didnt know Penny all that well?
>>10292130
>The only way to use a broadsword against a fully armored opponent is to halfsword it and stab between the plates.
So it does do good against armor then? There are just other weapons that could deal with armor better though, right?
>>10291838
>I wouldn't. It'd deprive the world of those glorious hip-windows.
You mean you wouldn't take her for a night on the town to show the world your prize?
>>10292166
>There are just other weapons that could deal with armor better though, right?
Flanged mace. Breaks both the armor and the bone behind it.
Would you go on a date with Penny?
>>10292230
Yes!
>>10292079
>>10292079
>Fighting the gay feelings
>Not using them to grab his dick and pin him before jerking him off.
>>10292230
She wouldn't with you.
>>10292209
Well I guess you could flip the sword around and use it as a makeshift mace, but yeah, an actual mace is much better.
>>10292249
Jaune would fagbash the shit out of you.
>>10292079
Post the Merc/Jaune hug submission.
>>10292205
>You mean you wouldn't take her for a night on the town to show the world your prize?
Anon, if anything Neo would be the one parading me around. I would not be the dominant partner in that relationship as much as I don't like to admit it.
When I say parading around I mean she'd probably put a stick up my ass and walk around vale with me on it.
Now if I were by some miracle able to get Neo in a dress, it would most certainly be a scam of some kind to steal all the money from some fancy restaurant.
>>10292230
Yeah, and who's making that dating game again?
Can I date Neo too in that game?
>>10291838
>Would you marry Neo?
I would
>>10292259
Did soldiers actually hold swords by the blades and smash enemies with the handles? Sounds dangerous for your hands, even if you wear gloves.
>>10292295
S-shadbase?
>>10292276
But what if anon was a cute twink boy?
>>10292322
Nope
>>10292294
Donno, some Tumbrcunt that ejects JR in favor of their own donutsteel team.
I have no idea where the thing is at.
>>10292295
>Hipwindow.
>One-leg pants.
>Small coat.
>V-CLEAVAGE WINDOW!
This outfit is like, all my clothing fetishes in one.
Like holy shit.
>>10292298
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
>>10292330
Anon is not a cute twink boy.
>>10292256
Ouch, don't project. Penny loves everyone.
>>10292378
Penny loves pretty people.
Like Ruby. Not you.
>>10292298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo
>>10292322
Sauce is in the picture, you serious?
>>10292361
We're playing pretend.
Anon can pretend to be a twinky boy that Jaune lovingly Porks full of man meat and cum until he calls himself Jaune's wife.
>>10292341
Jaune and Ren are planned to be dateable eventually IIRC.
>>10292436
Why not be a girl in this fantasy?
>>10292361
I could be a cute twink boy if I shaved
>>10292457
Because then it wouldnt be gay
>>10292457
Because there's nothing like the feeling of being held in strong arms while your feminine dick pokes into a frilly dress.
>>10291860
You'll never be neos toilet
....why live
Derp! Hey guise, let's won the tournament!
>>10292603
the fuck you talking about
>>10292436
>Get accepted into Beacon Academy despite physical frailness due to aura control and semblance.
>After several abysmal showing in sparring class you're paired up with fellow failure Jaune.
The fantasy writes itself.
>>10292621
I here to win tournament fight! Am leadur!
>Castlevania and RTX both tomorrow
Ah yeah.
Also, daily reminder that these two are in charge of RWBY
>>10292230
Go on a date with cute ginger girl? Why not? Even if she orders motor oil for a drink
>>10292687
>It's fun at first when Jaune is scrawny and nice.
>You don't fight so much as play around for the two hours of free practice.
>It starts subtilty so you don't notice it at first. His arms start to get bigger. His chest expands. His legs thicken.
>Playing around turns into him pinning you to the ground for two hours while he messes with your hair or tries to get you to say uncle.
>You think about getting a new partner. He's clearly getting better and you're learning things but you're still just being laid on.
>But there's some thing about the way it feels that makes you stop.
>>10292789
Now she just looks like a bad OC.
>>10292792
>>10292792
Yeah that's what Monty liked.
>>10292859
>>10292445
If Jaune isn't a village NPC I'll probably shame my head at a missed opportunity.
>>10292792
SAO was awful.
The abridged series is far better.
But no, the second arc is far worse than the first. RWBY needs to avoid everything about SAO.
>>10292792
>>10292888
>When Lindsay BTFO Kerry by telling him why the second arc was shit
That was a good day
>>10292901
>>10292957
more meg when
>>10293021
Hopefully never
>>10293021
Probably never since she's left RT.
Unless she shows up to play Neon again next volume.
>>10292969
>Robots powered by will power is stupid
Even Kerry realized how stupid that was
>>10292859
>This goes on until he asks you if you want to try working in submissions.
>You're the smarter of the two so you catch him a couple of times when he's just mindlessly crawling all over you but more often than not he just pins you to the ground and has his way.
>It's weird at first. There's this feeling in your stomach when he pins you and grunts trying to squeeze your arm across your neck or yank it off. Then it becomes strange and in the middle of him climbing onto your back and choking you from behind it goes straight to uncomfortable when you realize that your dick is the hardest it's ever been in your life.
>Your mind starts to go places as the blood stops going to your head. How it feels when Jaune holds you. How his fingers run along your body. How the only thing keep you from touching is only a thin sheet of cloth and jean.
>When he lets go because you're not fighting the grip you stay there on the ground. As he shakes you worried that he accidentally hurt you do wait until the hardon goes away and your heart beat returns to normal to look up at him and smile.
>In a certain part of your mind you feel guilty about how you want him to do it again.
>>10293027
>Monty will never fill you with his surging hot pathos
>>10293051
coming from the guy who was real proud of his 'God of Light and God of Darkness' idea
>>10293021
You do realize she and Ryan basically run a joint twitch channel together right?
>>10293051
Bonus points since Spiral Energy isn't much different from Aura.
>>10293051
It wasn't willpower.
It was the evolutionary drive to grow as a species, the stronger the desire to adapt and overcome, the greater the results were.
>>10293051
>Penny was killed off out of spite so there wouldn't be a will powered robot in the show
Those bastards killed my waifu. And for what? To rub their noses in greedy jew money?
>>10293161
Didn't he shittalk a fat cosplayer?
Arkos is best ship!
>>10293278
If he did, I don't have the tweet saved
>>10293278
Monty was hardly consistent on his stance with things.
Like he generally sperged out to criticism of any kind towards RWBY especially.
The infamous reaction to "Yang's voice could be a lttle better"
>>10293340
Arkos as evident by your picture is a ship for pathetic scrawny losers who put themselves in Jaunes place and tell themselves that Pyrrha would have liked them.
>>10293134
Same thing
I want to suckle on Yang's balls and bite them off!
>>10293340
I'm partial to it, but that's mostly because I enjoy watching the carnage that ensues from everybody.
Anti-arkos, pro-arkos and all those in-between!
>>10293371
Not really.
I kinda figured that TTGL happened because everybody but the homo were too stupid to figure it out.
Even the anti-spirals couldn't get through to those morons.
>>10293402
I want to suck on them and not bite them off!
>>10293478
>Weiss
>big boobs
>>10293420
I'd rather suck Nora off in her work out clothes if i'm being honest with you my family member.
>>10293487
>Sweaty thighjobs
>Swaty titfucks
>>10293528
Nothing quite like a good ol' swaty titfuck
penny kickstarted my ginger fetish with the freckles and the whole package and i do not regret
>>10293528
>>10293551
Seems like Swatty titfucks are something for Yang
>>10293551
>Go to gym.
>Love working out.
>Surrounded by sweaty people.
>Sweating myself.
>Sweat makes clothes cling to skin.
I'm surprised more perverts don't go to the gym. It's paradise for creeps.
>>10293556
Not real, do not fist.
If God wanted to fuck shit up in RWBY, how would it go about doing it?
>>10293798
Releasing a bunch of fucked up shadow monsters that can sense negative emotions
>>10293810
Nah, that's crazy talk.
Clearly, it'd give Remnant access to the internet.
>>10293798
He would show them /RWBYg
>>10293843
Yeah, that'd be about right.
>>10293942
Oh God no.
>>10293942
That last panel always makes me laugh.
>>10293976
>>10293985
>Heard you were talkin shit
>>10293843
>A bunch of pathetic idiots slobbering over girls they have no chance with
The most disturbed would be Jaune and that would only be a temporary thing.
>>10294011
You mean Cutieboy, right anon?
>>10294011
>>10293278
One of his girlfriends was a little on the thicc side so I don't think he ever did that.
>>10293342
I always cringe whenever I see his response.