ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

>>10270234
420

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>>10270212
It's just plain old bottle caps but um...
He's suuuuuper picky about who he serves!
He didn't help me until I was Champion, and even then he wouldn't do it until the Pokemon was level 100!
I think you'll be okay since you're the Hoenn Champion but...
It's not a thing everyone can do!

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>>10270234
I know little of holidays, but do they all involve so many fireworks?

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>>10270234
Halloween.

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>>10270202
"NOT AS SPOOKY AS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT"

>>10270214
>Stomping again in the direction of the Sableye
"FUCK"
"OFF"
>There would be a roll here but his post is a repost
>Loudred trips on his chain and faceplants the floor

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>>10270266
Well, level 100 isn't a hard thing to accomplish. Thanks for pointing me that way, though!

>>10270234
Christmas, actually.

>>10270234
Christmas
Because Winter, the cold and such

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>>10270234
The one when I get fed.

>>10270214
...Really?

>>10270289
Terrifying.

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>>10270074
>The arguing goes on for another five minutes before the door slams open, a young blonde stepping out. He casts a single glance and a middle finger back at the older man inside before throwing a bag over his shoulder.
"You're the Unovan, right?"

>>10270324
>Finger the hair donuts

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>>10270289
Wow, horrifying.
>>10270310
Probably!

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>>10270324
"Dang I should do my hair up like that. Yep, I'm Black."
>The champ gives a yawn before offering a hand, he looks like he just got out of bed.
"You need some help there?"

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>>10270310
"ACK"

>>10270341
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU"
>Rolling to stand up
>Odds and he further tangles in the chain

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>>10270341
...Alright. I'll take it.

>>10270394
You suck at this.

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>>10270394
Well you did something right, tinydick.
>>10270434
Nice.
I've got enough dick for you and our friend.

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>>10270434
"NOT AS MUCH AS YOU"

>>10270466
"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"

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>>10270338
>Anon's hand receives a light smack
"Do not."
>>10270383
"Your hair's not long enough for it."
>It's said incredibly bluntly and accompanied by a scrutinizing squint. After a moment of squinting he picks up the second bag, Ledian crawling up his arm and onto the shoulder.
"I'll be fine. Did you take a boat?"

>>10270527
Do nut.
>Attempt messing with the donut holes again

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>>10270527
"Dang. One of these days, beautiful blonde man."
>Black points toward out of town and starts walking.
"Yeah, you can call it that. Come on."

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>>10270466
First... yeah it is kinda tiny isn't it? Second that's not what I meant and you know it.

>>10270520
Cumdumpster.

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>>10270520
I died.
Probably died to someone with a tiny cock like you.
>>10270586
Yeah, but Cumdumpster has to live up to his name somehow.

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>>10270586
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT THESE WORDS"

>>10270608
"STILL BIGGER THAN YOURS"

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>>10270556
"Do you know how long it takes to get it like this? Stop."
>Anon is lucky his hands are full, otherwise another smack would happen.
>>10270564
>He scoffs at the compliment and quickly starts following, hoping anon will leave him alone once they get going.
"Sounds like it's not actually a boat."

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>>10270297
Um... What do you mean it's not hard?
It takes forever!!

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>>10270608
Fair. Having a misnomer as a name is far worse than rape by a ghost.

>>10270684
Physically impossible.

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>>10270745
I said it wasn't hard. I didn't say it didn't take forever.

Time =/= difficulty.

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>>10270711
"Was that a scoff? Come on you're like prime for hair care commercials."
>Black chuckles.
"It's a Unovan sportscar. Parked it out in the wilderness where it wouldn't get stolen."
>Once they're out in the wilderness Black claps his hands twice.
"Reshiram!"
>He'll be arriving on the next Black post.

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>>10270684
Nope. Not possible.
>>10270760
Isn't it?

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>>10270760
>>10270815
"IT'S LIKE YOU TWO REALLY WANT TO BE PUT IN THEIR PLACES"
>Yanking the chain again

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>>10270872
>there is still a very scared swampert in her cage
>she never asked for this

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>>10270792
>Giorgo doesn't answer at first, too busy carefully thinking over what he said, "doubt" practically written all over his face. When he does speak up it's in response to something else entirely -
" That sounds like a lie. I heard you needed roads for cars to work."

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>>10270815
Alright. C'mon. Jam it in the hole. I'm waiting.

>>10270872
I would love to go back to my place. Or anyplace that's not here.

>>10270902
Told you about all the looking scared, lady. You're gonna get vines in places.

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>>10270872
You need to be put in your place.
>>10270902
Why aren't you escaping?
>>10270957
Not even in your cage, jerkoff.
>Do a ghost thing.
>Claw at neck and strip the flesh away.
>Rolling to see if he can reach the lock on his cage.

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>>10270957
"From who? T-that tangrowth isn't coming back is he?"

>>10270983
"I can't break the bars."

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>>10270937
"Come on, hair care commericals."
>The fluffy white dragon lands and Black clambers up the side.
"Come on, he hits mach 5 on a good day but I'd rather not break your neck on the first date. Wait, wait. Do you even have a place to stay? Or cash for a hotel?"

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>>10271003
"TRY HARDER"

>>10270957
"HA, GAY"

>>10270983
>Watching the ghost thing
"WHAT THE FUCK"

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>>10270983
I meant hi- Okay wow that's nasty

>>10271003
Maybe, maybe not, I dunno.

>>10271023
Yes.

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>>10271003
You better fucking try.
>>10271023
>>10271034
Fucking shut up. You want to get out or not?
>Lets make this fun.
>This is a complex roll, sit back kiddies
>Sableye pulls himself as close as he can, getting within significant harm territory.
>Rolling for if he can get to the lock.
>If the last number is an even, rolling for if he makes himself mute by crushing his throat with the second to last number.

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>>10271023
>>10271034
>>10271064
"O-okay, I'll try."
>Rolling to break through the vines and bend the bars enough to escape

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>>10271034
"HA"

>>10271064
>For once the walking boombox shuts up
>Mostly at the sight of more ghost things
>Loudred keeps yanking at his chain, on dubs, it finally breaks

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>>10271014
>Giorgo has never seen a car or Reshiram before, so naturally he assumes that all cars look like Reshiram. This is going to be a fun culture shock.
"I... Maybe I could do that once I move?"
>Climbing onto the dragon is a bit awkward with two bags, but he eventually manages it, although he nearly chokes himself with the bag straps in the process.
"...I don't have a place to stay, no. The second one... depends entirely on how much hotels cost."

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>>10271064
>unamused lizard thing: be slightly impressed

>>10271090
Shit. Gratz, you're not getting raped to death.

>>10271152
Fucks sake, hold on. If you're doing this you're bringing me.
>Lizard: Engage the being useful
>Secret Art: Chain Move Inherit Breedject
>By which I mean Dragon Breath on the cage
>On evens the bars are warped enough to slip through, odds it just blows him back against the wall

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>>10271156
>Amazing.
"I'll set you up with Nate or White. They can be your filmer... Person. You can crash at my place in Black City until you find a place, I guess?"
>The pokemon takes off.
>About 10 minutes real time to Black City.

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>>10271090
"...bite the vines, of course, why didn't I think of that earlier"
>The marshtomp slips through the bars, her fins requiring some squirming to get past

>>10271190
"...I don't know what rape is, but if it's what that tangrowth did to me, I'm very glad it won't ever happen again. It hurt."

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>>10271090
"Nii-sssse."
>>10271152
>>10271190
>The evil gem goblin is pulling too much on the chain for anything more.
>Lets see if he can pick that lock with his claws..
>Rollan.

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>>10271190
>>10271090
"TOLD YOU COULD"
"NOW WATCH"
>Use the single useful move Loudred has for this case
>Stomp on the chain
>Repeatedly in the same spot
>Success on 4,6,8

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>>10271220
Probably won't. Never know.

>>10271223
>lizard: wiggle through your deformed cage bars
>only good thing about getting used as a breeding slave is inheriting weird moves
Need help?

>>10271244
Havin' fun there?

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>>10271244
>The chain links shatter at the first stomp
>Freedom is close

>>10271220
"AND THAT'S ONE"

>>10271276
"TWO"

>>10271223
"PUNCH IT"

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>>10271200
"... You'd be okay with that?"
>And there's the lights of Black City, just as bright as ever. He's visibly surprised, going wide eyes and floundering for something to say. Obviously he fails to come up with anything, effectively shocked into silence by the new sights, sounds, and.. well. Everything. It's practically the exact opposite of his small village, that's to be expected.
>Thankfully he hasn't started panicking or anything.. yet.

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>>10271276
"Piece 'a ffffuckin' shit. Yes, please."
>>10271349
"Wooorkkk-in on it."
>Attempt again to pick the lock.

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>>10271360
"Yeah, not the first person I've had crash at my house."
>Black shrugs, tugging the new friend off of the dragon.
"Come on, the car is smart enough to park itself. Thank you Reshiram! We're going just down East here up to the apartments."
>Black points up toward one of the skyscrapers.

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>>10271349
Five.

>>10271362
Back up or this is going to hurt like shit
>We've sucessfully established he can use dragon breath without killing himself
>Let's see if Leo can actually aim it so he doesn't kill Lewis
>DB's got 100% accuracy, so dubsfails, tripsfails etc are the Vaporize a Goblin results

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>>10271362
>>10271398
>Lock picked and melted
>No need for awkward stomping
"TIME TO SCRAM"

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>>10271437
>Good thing you chose this time of night everyone
>the wardens went home
"Yes, I need to find my t- oh shoot, they have our pokeballs!"

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>>10271398
Awesome, you didn't fry me.
>Pop on out and dig at the bloody claw marks.
>>10271437
>>10271477
Relax, keep quiet and get ready for a distraction if need be.
>Shadow Sneak out of the room to find the balls.
>Rollan.

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>>10271437
Right behind you.

>>10271477
I got 18 charges left. If half breed magic death fire can't take care of that nothing can.

>>10271492
You're welcome.

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>>10271394
>He cranes his head in an attempt to see the top of the skyscraper, squinting at the bright lights.
"... you live there?"

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>>10271477
"WE MUST CRUSH THEM"

>>10271492
>Loudred just shuts up again

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>>10271532
"Yep. Famous supemodels like me get super cool houses."
>Black starts walking.
"Come on, we've got ground to cover. Just because booty rockin' Black is back doesn't mean Unova quiets down."

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>>10271561
"Famous supermodel...?"
>In interest of not getting lost and promptly mugged, Giorgo picks up his pace, following after Black
"Are you really?"

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>>10271627
"Kinda. I'm like... A battle supermodel. Hahahaha. Are you into battles?"
>In interest of not narcoing in the middle of rp, they reach the building and Black ushers him to the elevator.
"Care to send us up to 571?"
>If I do narco feel free to continue without me, don't let me string you along.

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>>10271514
You're the best one out of these three.
>>10271538
Yooooooooou're... growing on me.

>Guess I'm gonna get GMd on tomorrow, nighto.

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>>10271721
"EH?"
>Naaaarcoooooooo

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>>10271721
That's not much of an achivement.
>narcoin'

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>>10271703
"Never tried one, but it doesn't sound like my thing."
>He pauses, searching for and promptly pressing the button for the 571st floor. It still puzzles him that buildings taller than three stories exist, but he'll come to terms with it at some point.
"... but I've always wanted to try contests."
>No problem, if you narco I'll probably have him shitpost or something.

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>>10271778
"Oooh, a contest kinda guy. You should try Hoenn sometime. Hey, I'll give it a try with you if you're shy."
>Ding.
>The elevator opens and Black swipes a card at the door.
>The door opens revealing a large room, with a flat screen TV, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and large windows that look out on the city the curtains are currently drawn closed.
>There's also a perfect copy of Black chilling on the couch, Black doesn't seem to pay him any mind.
"Feel free to put your stuff wherever. You want tea or something?"

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>>10271886
"Are doubles contests actually a thing...?"
>With a light thud the bags are set against one of the walls and out of the way. Unsure what to do, he stands there awkwardly, admiring the room.
"Yeah, sure, whatever kind is fi-"
>Giorgo does a quick double take upon seeing the Black copy
"You have a twin?"

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>>10271977
"Probably? Maybe. I dunno, we can always check."
>Black walks off to start some green tea, giving the copy a light smack.
>The disguise is broken and it's revealed as a Zoroark.
"Nope, he just takes house calls when I'm out. You can take the couch if you want? The TV is free for whatever if you want, you might be into Fist of the North Star."
>Black comes back with two cups of tea, handing one off to his guest.
"Do you want to sleep on the couch or the bed?"

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>>10272044
>Don't stare, Gio, it's rude.
>He peels his eyes away from the Zoroark, switching between the tea and the TV fairly frequently.
"The couch is fine, and..."
>The spot he claims on the couch is the far corner, leaving a fair deal of space between him and the Zoroark.
"... I have no idea what Fist of the North Star is."

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>The pizza delivery girl has finally made it to Johto, and gets her motorcycle out of the cargo hold of the plane
>That cost extra, but she's been saving money for a long time
>It's time for an adventure!... somewhere.
>Send help, she has no idea where to go

Morning, /par/

>>10273770
Morning anon.

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>>10270234
I like Halloween
>>10273770
Morning internet friend

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>>10273770
Morning.

>>10273770
Hey there.
How you doing? Hoping you're not munching instant ramen like I am, shit sucks after about the third meal you have of it.

>>10274117
>>10273770
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>>10274592
>>10274940
Morning.
Getting my coffees here, plural.

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>>10275040
Isn't drinking that much coffee bad for you?

>>10275170
Define bad, this has been my routine for years.

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Gooood Afternoon Goldenrod!

5 minuets till the hour, here's your evening news.

First off, it's crime time! The infamous speed demon without a name has been spotted again, this time right here in Johto! Motorists are advised to use caution and avoid tailgating when possible.

In league news, the Almian Department of Pokemon Affairs fires back against the League's statement regarding their intelligibility to join, claiming the decision was "a baseless political stunt to suppress the Almian people, typical of imperialist attitudes of the West". The League as not release an official statement, although one anonymous member has mentioned sending a globe to the Almian embassy, quote "because apparently they forgot left and right aren't the same thing".

In the science department, sightings of birds around Silver Mountain have increased exponentially, in what avian biologists are calling the most dramatic mass migration event in decades. The cause for this is unknown.

Now back to the music, right here on 15.5, straight from Goldenrod to your ears!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XjouKSkSeM

>>10276084
Nothing about the robotics dude? ;~;

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How is everybody doing?
>>10270234
I quite like christmas time

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Hello what do you do when you eat a trash and now you feel like a sick

>>10277081
eat more betterer trash

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>>10276934
Doing well.

>>10275300
>>10277081
That's not healthy. Find something better to suit your diet.

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>>10277081
Gib trash.

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>>10277156
Where?
>>10277244
It was white power donut powder.
>>10277251
I did an ate to all of it. It was an bad donut.

>>10277278
the big metal trash boxes behind diners and stuff
they throw away good food

>>10276934
Time to again search for job leads.

>>10276467
Like that guy, I hope he gets investors.

>>10277244
No adverse health effects yet.

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>>10277428
What kind of work do you do

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>>10277278
Fuk.

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>>10277342
>>10277470
Suddenly feel like a die goodnighrt antax is not good dfonut

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>>10277278
Are you sure about that?

>>10277428
What.>>10277459
Said. Also if that's the case I don't know what to say.

>>10277498
>antax
Are you sure gorilla warfare guy didn't give you anthrax, smol buggo?

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>>10277498
Fuuuuuuk.
Git pzncureberry.

>>10277498
Oh dear...

>>10277459
>>10277507
A variety of computer related stuff, mainly networks and servers. Also worked with Porygon and their AI and he's going to base his robots on them.

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>Rolling for if poison typing will give smol buggo a resistance.

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>>10277081
you should go check your health
>>10277251
you
the thief from before

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>>10277612
>Roll to eat smaller bug

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Hellp I am back and an alr
>>10277672
>Nevermind, bug got rules of nature'd
>You get a free dex, dinner and anthrax.

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>>10277634
...
Maybe.

>>10277686
Ya-

>>10277672
Fuk, vore'd.

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>>10277729
>squint
>but anyone can see that he is squinting so it just looks like he is staring blankly
>>10277672
>>10277686
oh goodness

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reminder that making your pokemon into a trap isnt gay

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>>10277833
...So using Turtonator is okay? What are you saying here?

>>10277686
Buggo?

>>10277833
Facts. My zangoose looks much better in a dress.

>>10277833
show us your trapslut mon anon

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>>10277867
Literal traps, Anon.
>>10277878
Exactly.
>>10277881
Trappy Beheeyem, Anon.
Best slut.

>>10278076
Good taste

>>10278076
n i c e

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>>10278076
My Turtonator is a literal trap?

>>10277833
It is kinda gay but nothing wrong with that.

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>>10278108
>>10278110
Now if you excuse me I need to put a Hitmonchan and Golurk in some panties.
...And I need to figure out how I'm gonna get a Mewtwo.
>>10278121
You're beyond my help.

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>>10277833
>>10278076
trap?
what's that?

>>10277878
>>10278076
>>10278156
>Sip
Now, are they consenting to that?

>>10278156
get a marowak too
two words
slit fucking
its not a trap its an ambush

>>10278195
Who, the zangoose? He squeaks and dripps a lot when I put the panties on him. So probably.

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>>10277833
It's 100% gay

POKEMON ARE FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF HUMANS

>>10278322
dubs confirm

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hey PAR? my carnevine is looking weird

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>>10278394
Have ya tried brushin' his teeth?

>>10278202
>Sipp

>>10278252
Give him a dex and see if he types something about that.

>>10278394
Some kind of variant?

>>10278421
PLANT

>>10278501
Fine! Maybe I will!

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>>10278501
Hey how am I gonna make jokes on ya if you don't got an ava?
Do I bust the steel pun out here or what?
>>10278541
IT'S GRAYSON YA FUCKIN' TRASH.
I AIN'T HUNGRY ENOUGH FOR THE NAME PLANT.
>>10278584
Oh boy, confessions of a lewd polecat comin'.

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>>10278322
Yeah they are fun to play with. But I think you meant to say humans and pokèmon entertain one another.

What>>10278421
Said.

>>10278589
>spray jokeplant with weedkiller

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>>10278185
anyone?

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>>10278676
Ow, ya got me. Don't you have a cock to be usin' that on?
>>10278699
You ever watch the old James Bond movies and they step on a landmine?
That.

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>>10278589
I've lost control of my life send help.

>>10278699
Boys in cute skirts. It's terrible.

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>>10278584
>Sipp

>>10278589
Pics of my Magnemite alright?
At least as temporary measure.

>>10278670
Agreed.

>>10278699
I think he means crossdressers.

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>>10278699
"1. a device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body."
Buuut...
I'm pretty sure he's talking about crossdressers~

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>>10278728
Delet dis.

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>>10278699
Guys who look and/or dress like girls.

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>>10278735
Where ya at, senpai? And do you need to to bring a leash?
>>10278740
See? Comedic timing is always right, I can smell the metal from here.
You attract me to ya.
>>10278759
Delete yaself you cock.

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>>10278775
Cease this tomfoolery, you over-sized ficus.

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>>10278735
>Sippp
If you do not enjoy it, why do you keep doing it?

>>10278775
I smell more like ozone as of lately, actually.
Not as much as the guy a few rooms down the hall.

>>10278759
Wat

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>>10278775
>leash
>heavy breathing
No. Don't need to do that. I'm good. Thanks.

>>10278870
Because... uh... HEY LOOK A MAGNET

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>>10278822
(Don't be harsh on yourself man, Cock a best.)
Ficus? Well it's better than being a soggy piece of lettuce.
>>10278870
Oh, zone. I gotcha.
Who is he? Some kinda gay Magnezone?
>>10278917
Alright, I'm gettin' the leash.

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>>10278870
Nothing to see here, move along.

>>10278936
(That's bullshit but I'll believe it)
How uncouth.

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>>10278728
hmm
>>10278735
boys in cute skirts...
>alex ponders for a second
>>10278740
>>10278751
crossdressers
they must be really passionate about doing that
>>10278771
being confused as someone from the oposite gender is annoying, i know that feeling
but if those guys like it i have nothing against them

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>>10278917
I'm not a magnet but I have a magnet friend.
...one that still needs a name, gotta get a theme going with him and the Pory

Are you alright, btw.

>>10278936
Sorry but Magnemites are physically unable to be gay. Or else there would be a break down in the laws if magnetism.

>>10278987
But I must see!
(Not bullshit)
(pffft at the filename)

>>10278989
Something hiding under that costume?

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>>10278987
(Good cock.)
Ya'know it. Now get back in your weed den.
>>10278989
Ya gonna start doin' it?
>>10279054
Somethin' somethin' switch the polarity? Bam, clank. Gay magnets.

>>10279068
(why me)

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>>10278989
Some are.
Some are just guys who look naturally girly, even when dressing like guys.
>>10279086
>>10279086
(Jokeplant was secretly Lapis the entire time.)

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>>10279054
No you do not. Move. Along.

>>10279068
(Go fug your dorito Bob.)
Chateau! Not a den, it's a chateau!

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>>10279054
n-no i'm not hiding anything
i just look androgynous that's it
>>10279068
no, i don't need that
>>10279102
well, sometimes you just look more like the oposite that you truly are

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>>10278989
It's uh, rather nice, depending on the person doing it of course.

>>10279068
(sup bob)

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>>10278936
Why are you like this.

>>10278989
It is horrible.

>>10279054
I guess. I'm healthy and I've got food.

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Y'know I get to hear all about how humans make Gyms and shit... I'm getting myself a construction crew and renovating a building.

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>>10279068
Thats how you get gender connfused magnets yet still hetero magnets.
Please do not confuse the magnets.
(Hah)

>>10279127
Give me a general location.
I have to try a thing.

>>10279131
Huh.
Interesting.

>>10279165
Food and health is just part of the wellbeing? How do you feel about your trainer.

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>>10279203
Trusting a building to a fire type and not pure fighting types seems... Like a bad idea. I doubt any insurance company who be up for backing up that project.

Also, I just arrive in Alola and am on my way to my hotel. Found a stowaway in my bag, a little Furret. Wondering what to do with him, since I've gathered this isn't the land the left.

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>>10279138
that probably isn't that hard
>>10279165
aren't you exaggerating a little
>>10279211
no matter
i don't like talking about my human appearance that much
that goes for my gender too, sorry
call me a guy if you want to

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>>10279248
Tell that to the biggest guy in the battle market in Alola. Ran by pokemon, for pokemon.
>Rolling for success of his pitch.

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>>10279248
You could make him your new adventuring partner!
>>10279312
Wait um...
Who're you...?

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>>10279211
I mean, he takes good care of me. But sometimes he makes me wear some stuff and I feel weird about it.

>>10279266
No.

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>>10279266
Depends.
If you have a relatively humanoid structure it's quite easy.
If.. you're a sentient boulder, less so.

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>>10279312
Most of the construction projects my parents have handed over to me have to do with chemical production or storage facilities. I'd rather not open any opportunity for accidental explosions or fire.

That said we do usually have a fire team on hand to burn sites down in the rarest possibility of catastrophic storage failure.

>>10279329
That might be nice, but this is just a vacation. Not an adventure. I'm far too busy upstaging my brother in the eyes of my parents and investors to do that sort of thing.

>>10279394
>people replied to it and are talking to it
>ignoring

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>>10279329
HELLFIRE! Biggest guy in the battle market?
You never heard of me?
>>10279385
Hey, nice. If this poke crew don't work out I can pay ya double.
>Rollan for construction speed, he's refitting a building in Alola so it isn't going to be 400 months.
>>10279394
(Pls no start fights. I just want to make a cool WWE thing for people to fuck around in.)

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>>10279394
>ThE iNcEnErOaR iS gEtTiNg IgNoReD fOr StUpId FeMbOy ShIt

>>10279415
all this thread is is bones jerking off to faggot shit
>>10279435
ok em

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>>10279203
>>10279312
Good luck, and try to not accidentally burn it down.

>>10279266
A they, lets keep it neutral.

>>10279248
Seems like you found a new tram member.

>>10279353
Weird in a good or bad way?

>>10279385
Ah, we got a real business lady here.
Any presence in Unova?

>>10279435
Can't say I did, but then, never went to Alola.

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>>10279369
well yeah
for pokemon like that would be somewhat difficult
unless they are female and pretend to be male
that is way easier
>>10279353
alright
>>10279483
yeah
thank you
i usually don't think about that much and just let whatever the person who's talking say
i wasn't really sure of it

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>(These reply chains.)
I'm just gonna... Ok.

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>>10279385
Life is an adventure!!
There's lots of cool stuff to explore and see in Alola, you could make a new friend doing that!
>>10279435
Um... Nope!
Sorry, I don't think you're as big as you think unless um...
The battle market you're thinking of isn't the League!

>>10279521
hi nazi rapist

>>10279534
nazi yes
rapist no

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>>10279211
I'd prefer to remain private if at all possible.

>>10279435
You have my attention.

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>>10279516
Quite.
I suppose it would work better the other way around for them, yeah.

>>10279575
nah
>>10279581
so when are you gonna stop circlejerkig

>>10279600
when are you going to stop being a faggot?

>>10279605
gimme more yous bones

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>>10279435
>5.
>I'll say 5 days until the building is set up unless he gets some huge donations, Triple H- I mean Hellfire is gonna be pitching his shit until then.
>>10279483
I won't! It's gonna be fuckin' amazing.
>>10279528
WHAT?
Come on I'm tough as nails, best wrestler in Alola!
>>10279577
If you're gonna sign up for a spot in the roster I've got a site y'can apply on. pokkenlola.org
>Site sadly doesn't exist, I should make it for themeing.
>Anyway there's a sign-up sheet that has a ton of info to put in.
>Blood type, style, moves, move preferences, if you can travel, where you're planning to stay, etc.

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Unova is a lot different than I would have thought.
It's... The exact opposite of Oblivia.
Are there contests here?
>>10279605
(Why are you responding to him?)

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>>10279640
>notepad: equipped
Mmhmm. And how will you be generating funds for such a thing? Coverage charges, monthly membership dues? Running such an operation can be expensive, not even getting into the legal work that needs to be done...

>>10279724
is that a mother fucking jojo reference

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>>10279640
Whaaaaat?
That can't be true, the Masked Royale is a human!

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>>10279516
Confidence, man.

>>10279577
That doesn't really help with what I'm trying to do.
But OK.

>>10279640
Reminds me of the scene back in Ferrum, one on one fights to the point normal pokemon battles were unheard of.
Either way, you should televise the fights. Or at least stream them.

>>10279724
There's a musical in Nimbasa I think.
>>10279521
(Sorry)

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>>10279752
Gonna get us an advertising deal and pay for seats in the fights, of course! I ain't makin' this wrestling deal just for us. I'm makin' it to see who's the strongest! We're gonna have an actual crew and randos can apply for fights, pay a bit of a fee and BAM!
>>10279781
Better than him! Hellfire is the toughest son of a bitch in Alola!
>>10279865
Gonna start with streams, television will come when we get some more steam goin'.
...And live translators or somethin'.

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>>10279581
Yeah
and girls pretending to be guys are easy too even for humans
I mean, i knew a person who did that since she was young of course

>>10279900
(forgot one)
>>10279865
Yeah i gotta have confidence

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>>10279865
Enjoy... whatever it is that you do.

>>10279889
Mm. And your start up capital is coming from...?

>>10279640
>Somewhere in Kanto, a pokemon is filling up the sign up sheet
>Slowly, thinking it over

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>>10279754
(You're a bit late to the party, but yes, his FC is Giorno)
>>10279865
Not quite was I was thinking of, but I'll take it.
How many Pokemon do I need for a musical?

>>10280060
(*not quite what I was thinking of)

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>>10279900
It's easy for most things to look male, unless it's something with physical differences between genders, like uh, the nidoran lines and those ghost jellyfish.

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>>10279889
.... are you sure?
Because um...
I thought that was me!
Or Gladion...
Or Hau...
Or I guess Silver...

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>>10280141
It's me.

>>10279889
>squint

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>>10279435
Actually most of the contracts go to a subsidiary construction company. Keeps the money 'in house' so to speak. However we will probably need to contract with our newest project since it's going to be taking place in Alola...

Which I never even considered while taking this surprise vacation. If you actually mean that you'd pay me to be hired you might have a very good chance at it.

>>10279329
Adventuring would be amusing, but too much is on my shoulders to simply abandon it for care-free dalliances. Even at my age I have to think about the weight my future holds for others.

>>10279483
If you're Unovan yourself, you probably know of TCS better as Elan Industries. I'm the younger sister of that company's president.

(Anyone knowledgeable about business or chemicals, would know that name as the primary stockholder and owner of TCS, or Telesma Chemical Solutions. They own either directly or indirectly more than 40% of the world's chemical production facilities, as well as numerous subsidiaries in related markets such as weapons, medicine, construction, agriculture, cosmetics, etc. It's a known secret to those in the business world that Elan Industries bows to TCS due to being 70% owned by major TCS shareholders.)

(Anyone with knowledge of the Rich and the Famous would recognize her as Elaine: the debutante of the Telesma family. Her mother has been rumored to push Kasmir himself into putting Elaine and Adley [her twin brother, both of them age 15] into unofficial leadership roles for smaller projects to train them. The oldest brother Kennedy is 26 and already works at an official capacity as the regional director in Unova. Paparrazzi are waiting on their pressure cooker lives to boil over into something sweet.)

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>>10280007
Previous work! Course I'm workin' to get some more but I got enough to get everything set up in Alola and pay fighters.
>>10280141
>>10280223
Fine, toughest pokemon son of a bitch in Alola. Freakin' kids.
>>10280223
I see... I'll see about hirin' ya if stuff falls through.

(I've got a killer headache OOC. I'm gonna take a brief break and be back.)

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>>10280183
Oh, hi Silver!
You're probably physically tougher than me but um...
I still won!
>>10280254
Hey!!
I'm not a kid!

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>>10279640
"Huh."
>Somewhere in Johto there's a crocodile filling out the form and trying to work scissors.
>And posting on his dex.
Yo, PAR, how the fuck do you work scissors?

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>>10280331
>The badly immature power hungry man is audibly grinding his teeth
>you can't see the tips of his nails dig into his palms as he balls his hands in a tight fist in his coat pockets, and he's too busy shouting at the champ to notice
You only won because I let you!

>>10280223
>Fug, forgot one
I meant like..
Adventuring while you're here!
The two weeks!

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>>10279934
Gotta be sure of yourself.
>Really trying to ignore the panic attack yesterday

>>10280007
I like to watch. Preferibly at a safe distance.

>>10280060
At least one.

>>10280223
Apart that they do chemicals, nothing much. Not my field.

>>10279889
Sweet.

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>>10280462
...Disturbing.

>>10280382
...
Gently Pull the two handles in an X and then bring them back together.

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>>10280543
Hey, hey, you're pretty cool. Thanks algaeguy. What do you do?
>Rolling for costume making.

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>>10280394
>So many things have randomly shown up in Sun's house that it doesn't phase him anymore. However, shouting does set him on edge, the boy flinching a bit and rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly
"Okay Silver, if you say so..."

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>>10280589
>Proud Kelp Noises
>Somewhere in a waterlogged grotto, there's a pile of seaweed sucking in it's gut
I am Curator Alcock, keeper and defender of the greatest trove of treasure and lore in the world.

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>>10280594
Tch. No one as weak as you could ever beat me if I wasn't so generous! You better say thank you next time!
>Silver starts fiddling with a different, locked window, trying to get it to slide up
>...why doesn't he ever use a door?
>Because doors are for the weak

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>>10280589
>Well I guess he mangled it, fucking dumbass.
>>10280650
Treasure? You some kind of awesome museum guy, Mr. Alcock? Sounds like a really nice gig to me. You need some help keeping that safe or something?
>One more attempt at making a costume.
>Rolling.

(someone picked up ruby right?)

>>10280755
how is one cold croc so unlucky

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>>10280755
>dubs costumemaking
>rip punchodile, you tried
My collection isn't open to the public. Not yet anyway. I assure you, however, that it is quite impressive. If you ever find yourself in Unova, do feel free to stop by, I'm sure there's ample use for a physically imposing individual such as your self in some of my more... adventurous expeditions.

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>>10280807
(Yeah, Ruby got picked up.)
>>10280728
"You've only battled me once, how would you know if I'm weak....?"
>Sun sighs, unlocking the window and sliding it up for him

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>>10280808
(cursed.)
>>10280755
>The scissors are broken, the cloth is torn and the croc has several cuts.
>No one is happy.
>Note to self: Maybe go for some kind of armor instead of a wild west theme.
>>10280828
>Someday.
Well, hey. If you're offering I might as well see if I can swim an ocean. Unova here I come!
>Rolling for travel time with last number +30 in minutes.
>Also rolling for actual success.

>>10280934
>1 off from dubfail
i love this character already

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>>10280893
>the window has been slid open smoothly
>violently blushing bully emberassing ant incredibly hihg speeds
Shut up! You're nothing but a faker!
>roll to shove
>if he succeeds, Sun is pushed back slightly and it's very rude
>if he fails it's just really awkward and Silver stands there staring in Sun's eyes with his hands on the nips for a few seconds before running away

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>>10280462
Just one? Okay, I've got that covered.
Easy.
Nimbasa...
That's not that far from Black City, right?
>>10280650
>>10280828
That sounds like a museum.
If it's not open to the public how do you expect to make any money off of it?

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>>10281011
>dubs fail
>In addition to staring a Sun while pushing his nips, he badly overestemated the ammount of force this would involve and manages to somehow end up with most of his body against Sun, hands sandwiched between him and the nips
>Silver quickly realizes what this looks like and begins sputtering and scrambles back against the wall
>his face actually matches his hair at this point
G-GET OFF ME! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? DEGENERATE FREAK!

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>>10280934
Best of luck.

>>10281016
I have methods of securing ample amounts of fiscal assets.

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>>10281011
>>10281080
>A scandalized gasp comes from Sun, the boy covering his chest with his arms and staring up at Silver
"Me?? I didn't do anything! You were the one who touched me!!"

>>10281011
>>10281080
>>10281226
>am irl rn but Sun's Rotom is definitely recording this

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>>10281226
SHUT UP! I'M SICK OF YOUR WEIRD STUNTS! TRY IT AGAIN AND YOU'LL REGRET IT!
>despite the screaming and angry face, he can't bring himself to make eye contact
>Silver pulls his Escape Rope out and haul ass out the window before this can get any more awkward
>SILVER has fled!

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>>10281117
Sounds fishy to me.
Especially since you're an actual fish.
... that's somehow typing messages on an internet forum.

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>The fastest delivery girl in unova speeds through the routes of Johto
"Hey Rider, where do you think we should go?"

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>>10281276
>>10281285
"But... What... I didn't..."
>Please help this poor boy, he's so confused right now.
>He stands there for a few moments just staring at the spot where Silver was, eventually sitting back down on his bed.

>>10281352
>throw punchodile at

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>>10281359
>Since Rotom always has an arm of some sort on stuff it possesses.
>Point at Mt. Silver.
"What about that?"

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>>10281433
>y
>>10281352
>There's now a very confused and pissed off punchodile in your kitchen.
"あなたは誰ですか?"

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>>10281450
>Speedgirl looks at the normally flat arm of Rotom-Bike pointing out and adjusts herself so they don't crash while she looks
"Sounds good to me, let's go!"
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Rollin for travel time

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>>10281522
>Equip Tunes Cassette.
>Travel Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0bJ5llfTs

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>>10281433
>>10281479
>Oh god why is there a random Feraligatr in Black's house
>Just... Calm down, it's probably one of his Pokemon, right?
>Unfortunately, Giorgo is neither a Pokeglot nor someone who speaks Japanese. Even if the Feraligatr can talk like a human Giorgo won't be able to understand him.
"I can't understand you."

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>>10281609
>Angry croc doesn't speak Unova.
>This was a terrible choice, throwanon.
"何を言っているの?"
>Rolling for if he can figure out the elevator.

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>>10281551
>Boom, they're speeding up Mt. Silver
>Good thing not many climb this place
>She shortly reaches the top, and dismounts her bike
"Wow..."
>She looks out at the landscape, the chill wind blowing through her hair
"This is something different."
>She leans on her bike, smiling as she looks out at the Johto region and watches the sun set

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>>10280116
yeah, mostly pokemon without gender difference and some humans with body and facial expression of their opposite sex
>>10280462
Yeah, i'm just not that used to talking about it

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>>10281750
"Ain't it? We've got a really cool thing going on up here!"
>Pop out and yoink your Polaroid camera from a bag.
>Snap, snap, snap.

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>>10281670
>Time to try something else...
>His native tongue.
"Ciao? È questa una lingua che capisci?"
>You have to exit the room before you can use the elevator, silly.

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>>10281889
>fuk
>Open door, that's easy, they slide like in Johto, right?
>Rolling to see if he breaks the door.
"何を言っているのかわかりません。"

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>>10281938
>The door remains intact, as does the language barrier.
>Giorgo pauses, thinking...
>He didn't answer in the language you spoke, so he must not understand that one either.
>A piece of paper, a pen, and a world map are pulled from his bag. On the paper he doodles a Feraligatr, a house, and a question mark, pointing to the world map afterwards

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>>10281862
"Say... Rider?"
>She looks at the plasmaghost floating next to her, wondering how to phrase her question.

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>>10282168
>Fwip fwip fip fwap go the Polaroids.
"What's up, cat?"

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>>10282132
>Well he can't be too bad if he hasn't thrown anything.
>Point at Johto.
>Point at doughnut man and then the map.

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>>10282204
"Do you ever think we should be doing something more important than just... delivering pizzas?"
>She crosses her arms, looking down towards the ocean

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>>10282237
"I mean, it'd be pretty groovy to do something else than deliver pizzas. I heard someone was making a WWF style fight club in Alola and another guy was making robots in Unova."

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>>10282316
"I don't think we'd do so hot in a wrestling ring, and I'm pretty sure that the robot guy was just making bodies for porygon and rotom. We delivered to him, I think."
>She shrugs
"I dunno, just feels like the world's waitin' for us to do something, and we're wasting our time in Black City."

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>>10282220
>A circle is drawn over Oblivia with the date "16/04/1998 - 03/07/2017", Unova's Black City getting a circle and "04/07/2017 - 05/07/2017"

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>>10282361
"Roll with me here, cool cat. We get a mech body and I go kick tail in the ring, eh?"
>Rider laughs.
"Kiddin'. Maybe we should go talk to some of the fancy team leader guys for a job while we think?"

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>>10282432
"The team leaders? Like what, Plasma or something?"

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>>10282439
"Plasma pokemon workin' with Plasma would be funny. What about Cipher or one of those Hoenn weirdos?"
>He drops into an angry tone.
"Not Rocket. Fuck them.:"

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>>10282428
>Squint.
>Nod.
>Point at the elevator, then point at the window.
"外側?"

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>>10282501
>Oh shit Rider is actually angry about something
>That's a rarity
"So you want us to be criminals or something? I mean, we kinda break every road law in existence already but... I dunno."

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>>10282530
>The tone is changed with a staticy throat clearing.
"Hey, I'm here for the ride. Can't be a fun life if you don't make it fun, cat. What, you wanna start doin' highway robbery or something?"

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>>10282554
"Nah, I'm not a big fan of hurting people... really I think all I want is to just drive. Just, forever. Me, you, and the road, that's all that really matters. But at the same time... I feel like there's something out there calling to me, I just don't know what it is or where to find it."

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>>10282519
>He's not *quite* sure what's being asked, but tries to explain the elevator through images as best he can - he doodles a building, with himself and Feraligatr near the top, and the elevator door near them.
"Questo è un ascensore."
>Then he draws an arrow starting at the elevator and going down to the bottom of the building.

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>>10280396
The little guy is actually still asleep, I left my bag on the bed and he's still in it sawing away at a log.

I wouldn't really call him 'mine' though, and I have no experience with being a trainer either. I don't think I could be a trainer of any sort, I don't normally have the time to give them the attention they need.

I'm getting rather hungry myself, what good restaurants are there in Hau'oli to visit? Money won't be an issue.

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>>10282617
"Alright, no hurtin' anyone unless they try somethin' funny on us."
>Rider hops back in the bike.
"What we need is a speedboat. Get our own boat and go anywhere, baby."

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>>10282692
"It's not really the going places thing, it's just... riding, being able to feel the engine between my thighs, every bump in the road, all those hairpin corners we take... it's exhilarating."
>She continues to look out at the ocean, wondering what to do, until a thought occurs
"If I get too old, I'm not gonna be able to do that, I'm only eighteen now, but a thirty year old isn't going to be able to ride a motorcycle at our speeds, and it would only get worse from there..."

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>>10282652
>Squint.
"ありがとうございました。"
>Press button and wait for it to come up.

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>>10282817
>Suppress urge to make a joke about fetishes.
"I get you there, cool cat. I was in my prime before I got cut down. Can't let that happen to you, now can I? What's say we take a cruise across Johto and see if we can find somethin' rad?"

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>>10283028
>Well he wouldn't be wrong
"Yeah, let's go, maybe some bigshot already developed an immortality serum or somethin' around here, who knows."
>She chuckles to herself, and mounts her bike
>And they're off in search of adventure and immortality!

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>>10283098
>Cassette in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmj8eEgifk
"I'm sure we'll find somethin' with the ground we cover."
>VROOOOOOOOOM