JOI/JOE Thread #43! (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, A

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Let's get started from some stuff from last thread.

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>>10223332

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>>10223336

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>>10223394

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>>10223398

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>>10223401

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>>10223406

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>>10223412

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>>10223420

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>>10223426

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requesting cowgirl captions

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Requesting the viewer getting caught off guard by this Gengar and is mind controlled into doing lewd things that she tells him to but eventually gets horny herself and gets fucked willingly.

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Mother teaching her daughter how to properly milk a cock. After lots of prostate teasing and a good amount of stroking, the man finally shoots a superb amount of cum.

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>>10223459

>>10223332
god dammit that hurts my eyes
plz change the font it makes eyes bleed

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More an idea for an illustrated fanfic than JOI. Amalia and Pandiego have a bit to drink in the celebrations after episode 13 and think it's a good idea to try and sneak a fuck in the corner of a busy bar.

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rerequesting this pls

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Request
A girl gets lost and runs into a hung futa whos in heat and really wants to impregnate her
telling the girl how lucky she is and all the ways shes gonna fuck her and breed her telling her she won't want to go home after she fucks a big fat cock like hers

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If you havn't seen the latest DragonBall Super episode there is currently a tournament being held among other universes (realities) to see which will be deleted from existance. U9, which pic related is from, is the weakest of the universes.

She's giving you some much needed stamina training before the match with maybe some extra incentive for afterwards if you do well and the universe survives.

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This again

Chaika

>>10228060
I posting this again i mean

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Something from the last thread if I'm not terribly mistaken.

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>>10223328
>pet meeeeeee!

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Fusy Rarararara secretly enjoying the attention please

>>10228569
nice

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Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.

Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...

Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember

>>10229584
>Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember
Looks like a Kate to me, and the guy holding her is probably a Keith ;^)

I don't mean to be that guy but does anyone have the two cations with the Fallen bad guys from Destiny? With the fat nuts

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some reposts

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>>10230300

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>>10230310

>>10230300
>>10230329
>gif is over 4 MB

http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/65100

>>10224559
Same suggestion I made for this last time. The three arguing over who gets Anon's dick, with them eventually deciding they'll have to work together to handle it.
Dwarf bonus: Corny friendship joke.
Dwarf bonus +: Bragging about how Twilight could only handle half of Anon.

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Another one.

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requesting Male to Futa where they're turning you into one of them

>>10230845
Hope you're not expecting anyone to do that request with that image.

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>>10230941
frick

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REREQUESTING:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10110696/#q10130693

and for something with 100% more dicks:
>She wants you to wrap your cock and "hers" in your hand and jerk both of you off together, blasting both your loads over those fat tits. Or something.

>>10225624
Seconding.

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you have some solid blackmail on Molly and force her to dress up and get you off, making her watch you jerk off until eventually covering you with her cum. She has no qualms with telling you what a disgusting a fucked up pervert you are while slowly encouraging you under her breath or marveling at your size and how pissed she is you didn't just ask her instead of forcing her.
if you wanna add something darker, include how this is isnt her first forced sexual encounter and its why she stopped living with her dad, or how similar this was to then

>>10223332
>>10223664
and while we're at it, I'll second it and request that "bastet" be switched to Mirage

>>10223332
thats like trying to read white font on a white background moron.

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Soraka gives the summoner extra "incentive" to pick her this game

Re-requesting Cindarella footjob. You'd make my dick so happy if you did.

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Requesting a gyaru and bimbo in competition with each other seducing the reader and telling him to cum on the one he likes best.

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Can I get some action on the dance floor with some Olivia

>>10235197
not sure about anyone else but i would bang gyaru girl

>>10234887
Post an image for this if you're requesting it.

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Requesting Asuka being a tease and having that turned around on her when the guy takes her seriously and whips it out, but in the end it just turns her on.

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Piss.

>>10223328
head patting >>> all the other shit in this thread

>>10237131
filthy degenerate

>>10232564
Oooh this seems neat, I might look at this when I wake up.

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Requesting something involving this pic where Twilight has used hypnosis and her magic on you and is blowing you up and changing you into such a gigantic blow-up femSpike for her enjoyment and fun as her new 'assistant', before ending with her asking you lewdly to cum to leave you as such forever. Bonus points if descriptive with the changes and with the bigness and blowing up. Can also have Twilight be a futa mare and/or anthro/feral if you wish, captioner's choice.

>>10237437
Why needlessly make it at the reader instead of just doing it to regular spike.

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drunk slutty powerbottom please?

>>10237960
I like the idea of Twilight needing a new assistant, and her using the reader to make herself a new, sexier rubbery giantess one for fun.

>>10237976
Just make regular spike into the sexy inflatable female spike. Not everything needs to be directed at the reader, guys.

>>10238014
Fair enough, m8. I'm fine with either happening really, just so long as the thing happens.

>>10228871
This plz

>>10223436
holy fuck my dick

>>10237972
yes pls

>>10237310
At least it's nothing hardcore like handholding.

>>10237349
oh yes please!

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>>10234887
Re-re-reeeeequesting. Now featuring an image.

Requesting huniepop

Question, newfag here. How do you make the captions?

>>10245190
get GIMP, paint.net, or photoshop (or any image editing software) and put what you want together. Just try to make it look good.

>>10245190
This was asked in 8ch as well so Imma just copy pasta to here. Not my writing:

>art
Choose a fitting image. It'll be the basis for imagining the scene/caption.

Don't use shitty art, this should be obvious.
>Writing:

Avoid clashing with your image unless it's your intention. (ex. angry looking character with soft caring dialogue vs. a loli acting older if it's age regression.)

Remember! You can use text formatting for emphasis.

Avoid redundancy.

It's kinda unnecessary to describe what's in the image. Don't write "Oh her boobs are huge." It's uncreative. Try "Her boobs grew four cup sizes the past week." for example. The former doesn't do anything. The latter gives info and more to imagine.

Be aware of what grammatical person you're writing from.

You don't actually have to use a dirty image for dirty writing, this works better with longer writing though or questionable, but not explicit, images.

>editing

The caption should be legible, so pick out a good font. The font can have a bit of style that fits the theme. Keep it subtle though, I personally wouldn't choose something overly stylized, it can be distracting.

If you are putting text over something that's not a flat background, consider outlining your text or choosing a contrasting color so it's readable. e.g. No light colors on white, or black on a dark background.

Depending on how long your writing is, choose whether you'll put the text on the image itself or make space on the side.

>software

Paint.net is free, fairly detailed, and easy to use. Get some add on packs for extra features.

You could get Photoshop, very professional. Lots of tools there. Buy it or pirate it.

GIMP is the foss alternative, I find it clunky but I haven't worked with it much to get used to it.

>>10245337
>>10245347

Thanks guys! I tried giving gimp a shot since I already have it but it was a pain to mess with so I'm trying out paint and seeing if that'll be different.

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Finally got to posting this after it was requested a few threads back. As a head's up this involves CEI so unless you're into that you should probably avoid it.

Never done this before so any critiques are welcome.

>>10246034
God damn it. I'm trying but nothing wants to work. Trying to do it in gimp is annoying because trying to add text is really awkward and clunky as hell. And paint just doesn't seem like it wants to install. I have no clue why.

>>10235197
I tots like this idea

>>10233952
>Soraka

Oh god please! SOMEONE DO IT

>>10229584
STOP FUCKING REQUESTING THIS!!!!

>>10247008
I find GIMP pretty easy actually. Have you seen the Dog's guide on it?

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Requesting more homestuck stuff

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>>10249134
Here's another one for now

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>>10249157
If you're going to request something, then at least post a decently-sized image.

>>10249106
No I haven't. Could you link it please?

>>10250024
http://imgur.com/a/hHpo8

>>10249815
Sorry

>>10250040
Thank you very much kind anon. Hopefully I can get one out before bed.

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>>10250299

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>>10250317

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Okay, finally got something out after learning how to do it and here's my first JOI. Hope someone likes it. I might do another in the future.

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Y'all remember that virgin killer sweater meme from some months back? Well Insomni looks very good in it. A little too good.
...
So good that it does fuck all to hide her huge ass crack, so you give her fat ass a slap and slip your hand in that big crack to finger her pussy and ass to her utter surprise until she cums. Big focus on those large fingers stimulating and pistoning her asshole and vagina. Maybe even give that ass a few smacks while its being fingered by the other hand. She'd probably (playfully) call you a dirty pervert for taking such initiative onto her opening like that until her juices make a complete mess of your hands

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Requesting a caption about Red tied up by Blue, denying his orgasm forcing him to tell her all the information she need for her plan, before letting him cum. Please

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Happy Independence Day you faggots

>>10223406
more traps!

>>10251066
Couple spelling mistakes

>>10252609
Damn, my bad. I'll double check on the next one I make.

>>10251400
Made my orgasm great again/10

>>10251400
ah, perhaps one of the greatest "classics"

>>10228871
Fashion hoers is a cute

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>>10223459

>>10223436
Wow that's good

>>10223336
fuck, this one is really good

>>10225624
bump

>>10228569
OR here
Hot damn, that works
thank you

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>>10251289
Took longer than I'd like, but here it is, anon. I love doing fem-dom requests, though I haven't done one in ages it feels like.

Hope you enjoy~

>>10269044
>meoth
Meowth
Also, kinda hot. I should go finish Moon.

>>10268697
You're very welcome, it was a good image!

>>10269395
Whoops, my bad. Can't be on point every time, I suppose.

>>10269044
Thank you so much

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Well now that I'm back on a computer, I can fill requests too.

I'll be greedy and fill my own damn request first.

>>10270478
Noice. More Pokemon are welcome.

>>10250299
unf good shit. pic sauce please.

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

dispatch this is anon, requesting ordinance, repeat, requesting ordinance

we're pinned down here and we're gonna need some kissing captions I repeat we need kissing captions, over

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Requesting caption where she is reluctantly trying anal for the first time and pretends to not be enjoying it as much as she is and become less and less coherent as shes getting pounded untill he starts spanking her and she just loses it.

optional request: throw in a few "Daddy"s towards the end and dont have it end with her shouting for him to cum inside her, If anything she would be shouting for him to fuck her harder and make her cum.

>>10223420
Yo thank you whoever made this one it's awesome.

>>10275351
You're welcome, glad to hear you enjoyed it!

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Morgana usually insists on you getting to sleep at a reasonable hour, but tonight you're having a "hard" time. JOI, with some licking, kitty kisses, or tailjobs if you'd like.

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>>10277481
Alternate image

>>10277481
>>10277502
wew. Seconding these
>>10277502
especially this

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>>10277502
>>10277481
Like Joker would need to jerk off, he could just call Kawakami or any of the other thirsty bitches and they'd be over in a heartbeat

>>10279475
>fucking some generic whore and not the loyal catfu
>>>/a/

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back away from 10

>>10282497
damn
incest is always good

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Two for tonight

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requesting caption of this image of Esna accidentally facesitting the poor lad, his struggling and spanking of her jiggly watery booty only serving to get her off (thus she stays sitting on him) the harder he smacks until she climaxes and almost drowns him from how wet she is

>>10283636
Geez, why don't we have more of this kind of stuff?

>>10285206
MY HERO! Arigato Senpai!

>>10290323

Sorry, I can't fap to this because all I'm hearing is: "I'm the avatar and you gotta deal with it!"

>>10290323
>>10290577
Yeah Korra is too much of a cunt for me to enjoy it either. I can enjoy porn typicaly but this worship me shit makes me angry.

>>10291457
>Korra
>Warmth
>Love
>Grace

Ha.

>>10290323
>>10291457
I haven't watched shit of Korra so this is entertaining.

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I was in a car crash yesterday and would like something cute, yet lewd, done for this, please. It would certainly make me feel better.

>>10293882
Any specific wants? I might take this one on and there's nothing quite like a JOI that panders to you just a bit.

>>10294220
I've always imagined Ivara to be rather shy and cute, but other than that it's pretty much authors choice. Surprise me, I'll be happy with whatever you decide to put out if you take it on.

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>>10295891
>Undershit character
nope.

>>10294220
Something about her trying to comfort/please her operator after a rough mission would be cool.

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Go crazy with this one, y'all. I'm posting mostly out of curiosity.

>>10224559
This one pls

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>>10298225
In jest, in humor, in irony, or in seriousness, someone sat down and took the time to make this.

>>10296493
autist

>>10298225
Does Shad know this exists?

>>10298247
that someone is the shad

>>10298439
shad didnt add the words

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>>10223328
>all these solid colored bars
>paragraphs of ant-sized text
The fuck happened to JOIs, once upon a time they were some off the best threads on /aco/ with genuinely high quality type and a good ratio of requests and actual captions, now its just another shit-tier /trash/ thread, basically just a bunch of self-entitled pricks shouting into an big empty room.

>>10298775
That's because it's ON /trash/ now. as a side effect, the people who go into the thread, and post in the thread, are also /trash/ dwellers.

This should not confuse you.

>>10267321
This one's hotter than I thought it'd be. Guess I have a thing for petite girls eager to milk me dry.

Anyone into reverse JOI here?

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>>10305517
wat

>>10305595
Where the guy gives the girl masturbation instructions/encouragement.

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>>10305637
I had a Scarlet idea like that. It's been re-requested to death, so I dropped it.

>Sitting alone with anon on the sofa.
>Anon shyly asks if she'd lay back and spread her legs for him. She doesn't know why but okay
>Anon gets more bold and asks if she'd spread her pussy. When she does, she notices that he's pulling his dick out.
>He goes on by telling her to rub, slip fingers in, etc. All the while she has more trouble speaking and eventually cums.
>Maybe a little afterglow as she catches her breath and sees the mess.

>>10305765
That's a nice idea. I'd be interested in one where the girl is some sort of shut-in or NEET, and asks the anon to help her get herself off, because she feels so pathetic she can't even do that right. Then, after helping her orgasm, he jacks off over her exhausted body.

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>>10305765
>>10305804
I need to do this sometime. Damn.

I never found anything wrong with it. I loved it actually. It just seems to... fall through the cracks.

>>10305949
Or, like, she's an innocent girl who needs money getting advice from a friendly anon on how to be a good camwhore.

>>10305765
Had a bit of talk on her 'experience' here too. >>10273432

bam

Cringe

>>10305949
I need an edit of this but she's wearing sunglasses

STAT

>>10290897
Nerd

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:^)

>>10310408
>:^)
Indeed.

>>10310408
Kek'd

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Thrja sadism please?

>>10298225
What's even worse is that it's in Spanish.

>>10312868
Minion speak is mostly just a random mashup of german, spanish, and french, just spoken in a retarded minion voice so you can't understand what they're saying.

Anyone have the one where you have just woken up and a dog is basically going to rape you?

Any good websites with a stockpile of these? I'm starting to dig this fetish...

Can someone explain to me why these threads have been relegated to the furshit board? Seems like they had a good home on /d/ and /aco/ before.

>>10315748

Check the OP post.

>>10315820
Power tripping mods.

>Why isn't my board 90% futa threads anymore??

>>10315820
An autist mod wants /d/ and /aco/ to be glorified boorus and banned pretty much everything that disagrees with his grand vision of two dead boards.

>>10315820
they've always been in /trash/ as a separate entity from the /d/ and /aco/ ones. However...this happened, forcing everyone into one board.
>>>/d/7509079

I mean, you could try ot make your own /d/ or /aco/ caption thread, but I'm not sure if they will live long enough.

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>>10288448

Because I'm never quite sure how much people liked the female PoV stuff.

I'll go ahead and repost this one, for fun.

Also, hey, it's America-Guy here. Sorry I've been absent for so long. My job sucks, the summer sucks, everything sucks. Except you guys. Stay awesome, and hopefully I'll be back with more captions soon™.


Also, hello to /d/ and /aco/ guys. You guys are neat too. Whoever you are, whatever your fetishes are, wherever you're from, don't be afraid to try making a Jerk-off-instruction-encouragement-caption.

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>>10223524
Here you go.

>>10319565
This is exactly what I was looking for. It's really hot. Thank you, you did a great job!

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tried to get this captioned since it fits the thread, wanted cum production boost,body mod, sex toy training, and well, cum inflation(and possible corruption), not sure if anyone did it or not

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Some gentle momdom stuff I made for /d/ a couple months back.

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>>10321702

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>>10321718

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>>10321729
...And a /trash/-only one I made more recently, because why not.

>>10297889
Please someone do this

>>10321749
could you do
>>10320953

>>10322196
>>10297889
Sure, I'll put it on the list unless the other anon wants to do it!

>>10310408
Stinky foxes need to be a thing

Is that guy who wrote a few butt smelling captions still around? I love your work, and there's never enough of that.

>>10326086
I know how to write 'em
>Step one: press "B"
>Step two: press and hold "R"

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it's hip to fuck bees

>>10324897
Holy fuck me too

>>10322450
Go for it man, I'll probably still do one myself but I'm having a hard time hitting the right inspiration.

Fap

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>>10224148
bump

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Requesting your totally "straight" roomie coming home from the party needing some help after failing to get any action.

>>10335884
My totally "straight" roomie can fuck off until he pays his share of the fucking rent.

>>10335912
Can he pay in blowjobs?

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>>10330698
Source on the original image?

>>10336681
It was from a thread on /co/
No clue who it is, I just go there for the Dr. Pig threads

>>10336203
He can blow someone else for cash, then use that cash to pay rent.

Actually that's a great idea, make the fucker a gigolo. I'll let him keep a little of what ever's left over after the rent's paid.

>>10224559
I want to play with Sunny's boobs while Adagio and Soursweet watch

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Make something naughty

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First of the night!

bumpin' for great justice

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Last one for tonight from me.

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>>10340215
>>10341843

>Ponies

Welp, this was not my night.
Good job anyways.

>>10342095
Sorry bub, I'm finding the request well a little dry lately...
I kinda liked the images and I'm familiar enough with the material to write about it, so I gave it a shot.
The only other stuff in my queue right now is futa/gay/fur until I manage to see some good requests. I think I've got one with a couple normal, human women? I'll try to churn that one out tomorrow if the inspiration hits me again.

>>10335884
>>10335912
>>10336203
>>10336961

Seconding with this idea

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>>10344548

>>10344548

>Psychologists attempting to rationalize social phenomena
>Well-documented evidence

You coin an idea and get funding to further prove your idea. You need to prove that you are right or else your funding ends. Thus begins an endless echo room discourse.
t. sociologist

>>10344548
So this is what SJW jerks it to

>>10338503
Of all frames, why mirage? What shit taste.

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>>10344548
Very well.

>>10345327
I just like this pic.

>>10223328
fuck you Mirage is shit frame >>10223328 is better

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>>10345789

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requesting some story with this
like how lust hungry the zombie girl is

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>>10344548
>qt catgirl maid talks SJW to me
Now we're getting somewhere.

>>10223420
>>10275492
Fucking hell, I'm not that first guy but goddamn this made me immediately need to jack off and I came hard, like harder than I usually do. Great work on this one man, I hope you make more like it.

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Requesting a caption to these two sexy Khajiit girls here. Teasing and encouraging the viewer to cum on them, talking dirty, too.

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>>10347581
>that anus placement

>>10297900
I'm mildly surprised that no one has tried anything with this one.

>>10347629
It looks correct. What's wrong?

>>10347954
He's just being autistic, don't mind him.

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You're a human lad who has been captured by elves and been put on the market as a slave. A prospective buyer has taken an interest in you, but she isn't going to purchase until she knows what she's buying. So be good human and whip out that throbbing cock and give a her sample.

>>10347544
Thanks for the feedback! I don't know what works or what doesn't unless people fill me in, so I'll make sure not to scrap this format.

>>10349024
Well that one definitely did it for me so again well done on it, I've always been terrible at describing things or why I like things so I'm probably no help at all when it comes to feedback, its just all of combined was fantastic and led to a fantastic fap, usually when I jerk off I steadily build myself up and edge while looking at a lot of different things until either something catches my eye or I can't hold it any more but damn I was able to masturbate specifically to that one picture and whenever I went to look at something else it just wouldn't do it for me. So sufficed to say in my opinion that's some damn good work on that one.

>>10321729
I need a source on whatever this is from.
Pretty please.

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>>10324897

>>10350176
https://nhentai.net/g/192133/

bamp

>>10354716
>https://nhentai.net/g/192133/
You magnificent bastard.

>>10356681
I made >>10321729 as an anon request, so it felt like I should probably track down the image source just in case someone was looking for it.

>>10293882
Was this forgotten about?

>>10356890
Ah, nope sorry!

Just wanted to finish a few before I moved on to something else. I should really post them here sometime, already did on the Discord.

I'll see if I can work on it sometime soon.

>>10359056
No worries. There's always next thread, take your time!

I need more trap joi stuff.

>>10360288
you take requests? i got tons of trap porn if you're down.

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I requested this a while ago, but nothing came of it.
Thought I'd try again!

>>10361293
Oooh, I remember this. Any prompt to go with it? I think I remember one, but I'm not sure.

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Something with her, please?

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Another for inspiration

Autism

>>10363471
you have it

>>10336681
That was pretty nice.
And the source was a request on /aco/

I notice that on booru the pics changed from encouragement to jerk-off to scenarios about characters milking one's dick with mouth or pussy and begging them to come or being completely aggresive and just telling them how much milked dry they'll be.
On related note, I find it much sexier. Horny nympho fucking, be it submissive or dominating one - is awesome as a fantasy.

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/r/equesting a caption for this.

>>10362323
I don't think I suggested a prompt originally, but given how the original description for this pic is "Luxury Beasts" and I find that REALLY hot, maybe you could do something with that?

Some intelligent but feral buns who are all too good at their craft?

>>10364936
It's as awesome as fantasy because it is a fantasy.

>>10365360
Second, maybe add a line like, "wanna bury your face in my cute paws?"

>>10366351
go away

>>10364936
>>10366023
It's definitely something I've been moving towards rapidly for a while now. I don't even remember the last time I did a typical jerk off instruction caption.

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Posting some new ones.

Already posted them to the Discord but I got lazy, so here they are for the thread denizens! :)

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>>10370708

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>>10298225
first the art and second the story

god has left us

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my personal favorite

>>10370708
>Already posted them to the Discord
the heck you talkin about?

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>>10310408

>>10310408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al6t1Q0Jd6Q

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Requesting muffet

We need some more gay ones.

>>10373358
Go away

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The cow goes MOOO'!

>>10310408
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FUCKING READ FOR FUCKS SAKE MOTHER FUCKER

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>>10327276
requesting a sequel with this pic

>>10362664
>>10362686
I would but I don't think captions I make are all that liked so I just do not bother anymore XD

>>10375404
Pfff, I doubt that. I've liked most of these captions in the past couple of threads.

>>10371091
The Discord. The chat community for this thread. I've posted the captions there first and forgot to post them here.

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Yo ho ho, kids. Behold, booty. Well, dick. Dickbooty? Whatever. Female Point of View.


>>10362686

I'd love to do this. Gideon's stuff is awesome.

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>>10376976

And another thing. Lizard tits. That need sunscreen. "Sunscreen."

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>>10376976
Not what I expected from a female-pov, but hey, breddy gud!

Maybe I will request this stuff in the future with an idea if you don't mind

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Can anyone make a hypnosis caption for this picture

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In celebration of Ever Oasis's release, requesting a caption of Tethu (brown kid) carrying around Esna to parade around people, grabbing and patting her water butt to show off like a merchent. Esna slowly develops an exhibition kink from such lewd attention

Is there anywhere else they make captions like these? I know it's niche, but there's gotta be someone on the internet who thought of doing this before.

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Re-requesting something from a few threads back

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>>10378876
Along with it's sequel.

>>10347581
Damn, it really is fucked

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Made this a few months ago for myself, thought I'd post it here. It's kind of shit I think, but I thought I might do more sometime.

>>10379314
>>10379314
>>10379314

New thread, friends~

>>10378883
I might be wrong, but I think I remember seeing a joi for this a while back