HG thread >>10219126 Duel 2 This may be exciting for

I want to gut poppy, dice them into bite-sized cubes of meat, cook the bite-sized cubes of meat and serve them at a party

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>>10219118
Life is like a rollercoaster sometimes.
I like it that way.

I like politics.
I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Donald Trump.
I like Bernie Sanders.
I like Republicans.
I like Democrats.
I'm proud to be an American citizen.
I wish I could be the President of the United States of America.
Don't you wish you could be the president, Alfred?
It would be fun.

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>>10219132
That didn't stop you from making assumptions though, did it? For real though I've just been lying. I can see you perfectly fine. Skeleton vision is actually better than normal vision.

>>10219157
No you don't, you're a little bitch! I got no evidence for that claim but I can feel it in my bones. Bitch boy.

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>>10219142
I have just now realized that the duo did not receive the name they entered with. If they win, I will fix it.

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>>10219165
I like to engage in sexual relations with you.

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>>10219126
...? Huh? Look, I barely even know you, and I think someone else might have the hots for you unlike me. Oh, come on, don't give me that look, this might be high school but I'm not stupid!
>Alfred is stupid. The dude rejected a space oni with electrical powers from what I recall, so not only did he reject someone more powerful than he is, he died from it.
>This is the state of American intelligence.
>>10219165
I'm... Not exactly ALLOWED to be president. You know, because if I DID run for president, I would probably mess it up in more ways than one. I've seen the movies, and letting an average guy be president is disastrous!
You know what would be fun, though? Being the President's ADVISOR. I don't know if there's a name for that, but it would be twice as fun!

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>>10219180
Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number
>Poppy hangs up the phone

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>>10219157
>Is this a really unnecessarily graphic joke that leads to you calling them "Poppers" or something? Because what the fuck either way.

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>>10219188
I want to make love to you.

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>>10219132
Universal Century year 0089. Roughly...I think 2134, AD...?
...Clones aren't always the most stable. I don't suggest copying yourself.

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>>10219175
Duel final.

There is some joy to be had in swift games in these hours.

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>>10219142
confused old man

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>>10219203
Jason wins.

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>>10219192
Says the kid who enjoys dead shotas

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>>10219207

>>10219204
Geez, you already got the RP in the bag.

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>>10219204
Very confused, clearly.
>>10219207
Congratulations...thank you.

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Moshi moshi

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>>10219187
That sounds fun as well.
I think you would be a great advisor.
You would make the president watch all your tutorials.
But being president can be fun too.
You can just tell all the bad guys to go away.
That's why I'll be running for president soon.

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>>10219204
Fuck should learn to read first sorry guys thought it was a new HG thread,its late and I am tired ok bye

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>>10219213
A review to see what resulted this in being so quick.

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>>10219213
Thanks.
You did great.

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>>10219208
>Implying that picture isn't cute.

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>>10219166
Not like you made it easy to tell, funnybones. Still, I can believe it. Talked to weirder things than skeletons.

>>10219201
I wasn't particularly interested in the cloning, silly.
Just kinda pondering what we're like, where we'll be, stuff like that. Do we get farther into space? Flying giant robots? That's on my bucket list.

>>10219213
Ugh.... Taken out by elementary school kids. Next time I see them, I swear... I'll kill them.
Thanks for hosting.

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>>10219236
You know what's not cute. you.

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>>10219213
Congratulations Mr. Jason!
Thank you very much for hosting Ms. Ramlethal!

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>>10219207
>>10219213
Congratulations, sir. For such a scary dude, you sure are cautious...
Oh, and a thank you to you as well, Ramlethal.
>>10219218
Would I? I mean, of course I would! I know all about politics from A to Z, I could probably lead the country in my sleep!
But... If you did, you'd have to go up against The Rock. I don't know, do you think you could go up against The Rock and win? Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?

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>>10219237
Of course you have, there's nothing weird about skeletons. They're inside each and every person within existence. Can you imagine if you had the power to control skeletons? You'd be the strongest person of all time.

>>10219215
>selfcest

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>>10219252
Everyone would vote for me after seeing how patriotic I am.
Would you vote for me?
I would vote for you.

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>>10219247
>A-actually I didn't know that.. Thanks for informing me.

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>>10219237
I think I'm the opposite of silly....
And yes, of course, both of those. I'm a mobile suit pilot. We colonized the moon and other key locations in space early in to the Universal Century.
>She pauses to consider something.
...Do you have a name?
>>10219261
>Clones.

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>>10219270
Yeah, I think I would vote for you. It's a tough tie between you, Tom Hanks, and Dwayne Johnson, though, so my opinion might change in a few years.
Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I would vote for you, I can't vote for a actor or a wrestler unironically! You're probably one of the most normal candidates in 2020!

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>>10219132
You do not know of your own? How odd. When was not getting dragged by El, I was spending my time with my pets. They have yet to know how to take a human life but they are adept at fetching.
>>10219131
Is that supposed to mean anything for me? How exactly does your ethnicity factor into anything purposeful?
>>10219121
I will relent for now. It is best for you to seek this yourself.
>She lets go of her shoulder, bringing her hands to her face. She then uses her fingers to stretch her mouth upwards.
Though I am certain that you will find the answer.
>>10219252
>>10219248
>>10219237
>>10219227
>>10219215
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>10219217
>With a groan, she clutches her head.
I can hear the sounds again. What do you want?

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>>10219217
Moshi moshi. Karen~da on the phone. Who's this?

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>>10219286
That makes me so happy.
You can be my advisor once I become president.
When I'm president, everyone will live forever.

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>>10219287
Don't you know anything about anything? We're pretty much the masters of cuisine. I can judge your skills, just by looking at it.

>>10219287
Will you show up tonight?

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>>10219278

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>>10219253
I'm on my way to that. I can control my own right now, that's a start.
Well... That and I have a chainsaw.
Hey, do skeletons dream?

>>10219282
It's a turn of phrase. you're being even sillier arguing a joke!
Oooh.... Nice. Hope I can live to see that, at least. Current times kind of suck.
Oh yeaaaah, my name. I kind of forget to say it sometimes.
It's Urotsuki. Call me Uro if you really want to.
Guess I can call you Puru? Nice to meet you.

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>>10219302
Sweet! I can just see myself making Pizza Day a nationwide holiday, it'll be so cool... And I already can live forever, so you get to work on making everyone else live forever!
Ah, man, but one's gotta think about who's gonna be the vice president... Hm... Kanye West!

>>10219278
>punches you in the stomach

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>>10219316
We'll make everything legal so crime rates drop down.
I'm so excited for 2020!

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>>10219309
>I have no idea what this is supposed to mean when it's directed at me.
>>10219321
>The fist collides with Kaito's stomach like a weak fleshy human hand against a solid sheet of steel. Kaito is left unharmed but worried for the anons self-destructive lifestyle.

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>>10219325
Hey, that's a neat idea! Wait, isn't that the plot to a horror movie? I think crime is illegal until one specific day, and then... Suddenly, I'm not all too keen for 2020...
Hey, listen to this - I promise you that you'll have a shot in the election once 2020 hits! Check it! You'll be one of the final two!

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>>10219315
On the rare occasion I feel like sleeping I can dream sometimes. My favourite dream is the one where I'm ruling the world with a bone fist and everything is on fire. It would be a very warm place to live in, and everyone wants to feel warm. It's better then being cold. The fire would be good for killing the tree people, too. That way you don't need to have the chainsaw anymore. Doesn't it sound great?

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>>10219339

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For the winner.
>>10219303
That is a leap of logic. I did hear that that the French are infamous for surrendering as well. By your logic, then that would also be true.
>>10219307
Why do you want to know?
>Providing that everything goes well, then yeah I should.

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>>10219341
It sounds similar to that movie you're mentioning.
The key difference is that it will apply to every day of the year.
There can't be crime if everything is legal, it will work out just fine.

Thank you for your support, future advisor

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>>10219282
cute pic

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>>10219351
>I-I'm just going to stop replying, I'm sorry.

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>>10219372

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>>10219345
Sounds a little like Hell to me! I'd rather not have that one come true. You can just use a blanket to keep warm.

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>>10219355
Well, I suppose that works in theory. What do you know, looks like you've already got your work cut out for you in the future! All you gotta do is land Texas and California and you're basically set, right? It's a piece of cake!
Go for gold, Poppy! I've got no doubts that you'll make it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwrw0oCXQ8E

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>>10219352
I can disprove you by winning these games, you how ever are too scared to make me a sandwich.

>>10219352
See you then

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>>10219379
Well to each their own, right? It really depends on your perspective. The people in third-world countries don't even have clothes to keep themselves warm, so I'm fairly sure they'd appreciate the gesture. You have to think about the people other than yourself.

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>>10219287
Ngh...right.
>She slowly staggers to her feet, shaking her head.
...For now I think I need rest.
>>10219315
I just don't get jokes.... The UC isn't that great either, from the inside looking in.
Puru if you want to. That's the group name. Among the rest of..."us", I just went by Eight. Easier for us to keep track of each other.
>Eight stifles a yawn.
I...I need to go now.

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>>10219415
No way! I think most people don't want to burn to death. Kinda painful when you have skin and nerves.
Nah, I'm okay with that one not coming true. You could always lucid dream though.

>>10219431
Huh... guess we'll find problems even in the future.
Gonna sleep? Alright, sweet dreams.

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>>10219383
Ooh, this is exciting!

What will I do untill 2020?
There's still 912 days left

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>>10219400
You are a massive idiot. I do not exactly have the supplies to make one right now. I have more worthwhile things to do rather than deal with your stupidity. Bye.
>>10219402
>You too whoever you are. Good night.
>>10219431
Wise. I myself am also very exhausted. Goodbye, number Eight. I hope to see you in a better state the next time we meet.

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>>10219434
>>10219443
Good night.

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>>10219439
Show your patriotism, clearly! Stand straight and look alive, because it's going to be Independence Day, and when it hits - oh, Lord, when it hits! - it'll be an amazing sight!
Confirm this for me! Will you be present at the celebration taking place in two days?

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>>10219434
Lucid dreaming? No, that's a cheap way of getting what I want. I want the real thing and I'm gonna work hard to reach it, I'm not going to take the easy way out. It'll be a long, long journey, but I have all the time in the world to reach my destination. One day I will remodel this fleshy earth into a planet of bone!

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>>10219460
Fourth of July...right, Alfred?

>>10219463
Yeah... good luck with that. Hopefully I'm bone by the time that happens.
I like doing it, personally. There are some things you just can't do in the waking world.

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>mfw unironically enjoying homestuck
Motherfucker.

Want a game? 24? I'm doing this thread, just need a roll call.


Roll call.

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>>10219468
Oh, don't worry about that. I plan on learning Necromancy so I can enlist more people into my skeleton army. Who knows, maybe your skeleton will make the cut? Only time will tell. Speaking of telling, ignore my threats to take over the world and tell me more about lucid dreaming. Sell me on the concept!

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>>10219468
>Alfred pauses, lightly sweating. He wasn't expecting to see her now of all times. To cover up his fright, he puts up his tough guy persona and smiles.
Affirmative! Fourth of July! It's known by a lot of other names, but I don't need to repeat them! What is the question for?
>>10219473
I'm here!

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>>10219473
Urotsuki

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>>10219473
Here and primed to fight!

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>>10219481
>>10219485
With how slow things, I guess a 24 will do, wait for the entry post.

>>10219483
Get out of it, wait for the entry post.

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>>10219473
Presente.

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>>10219460
On the 4th of July?
I think I'll be here.
I'll try.
>>10219473
Poppy's here

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Give me 24 please.

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>>10219510
Sif

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>>10219510
Araragi Karen

>>10219510
>>10219483
Urotsuki

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>>10219510
Mikun

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>>10219510
Alfred Jones
>>10219508
Yes! Fourth of July! I won't force you to be here in order to show your patriotism, but I implore you to celebrate it in one form or another! I trust you will if you want to be the future president!

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>>10219510
I'm Poppy

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>>10219510
Karthus

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>>10219510
Seiga Kaku

>You will never fuck the puru clones

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>>10219510
G11

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>>10219510
Anastasia

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>>10219510
Uraraka Ochako

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>>10219510
Ash Crimson

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>>10219510
Genuine Anger

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>>10219510
Adachi

My appendix hurts.

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>>10219510
Haunted Anger

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>>10219510
Vintage Anger

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>>10219475
I don't like my chances on most things, but we'll see.

Sell you on lucid dreaming, hm?
The world you make in the waking world is limited by the rules of reality, right? The world of your dreams isn't. When you lucid dream, you can choose where you want to be and what, and expand a world based on it. As far as your mind can think, your world can go. You can do things you wouldn't regularly be able to, meet people and things that couldn't and don't exist. With the right mindset.. An entire reality waits within you.

>>10219481
...I was curious. Making sure I wasn't losing track of the days.
You seem nervous for a simple question, Alfred.

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>>10219510
Community Anger

Go on, post fillers.

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>>10219510
Videogame Craig

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>>10219542
>>10219546
>>10219550
>>10219556
>
>>10219552
Why are you so cute?

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>>10219510
Rory Mercury

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>>10219524
I have so many ideas for the 4th of July.
There are so many ways I could celebrate it.

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>>10219510
Literally me

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>>10219510
Franziska von Karma

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>>10219510
Pizza

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>>10219560
I'm a natural at it.
Since when did you decide I was worth paying attention to?

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>>10219510
Goddess Hestia

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>>10219510
Ririchiyo

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>>10219575
Confused Bathtub Man

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>>10219552
Eh? Don't you use the same calendar as I do? Wait, you guys don't celebrate Independence Day in Japan like we do, so it's understandable... I'm getting off track.
Nervous? Me? Nervous? C'mon, you've known me for how long, now, since when I have ever been nervous? I just didn't expect to see you here, that's all! It's been a long time, you know?
>>10219564
I know the best way to do it, Poppy! Once it hits the Fourth of July, just keep waving the American flag until the day ends. I do it all the time once it hits, and trust me, I get a good work out from doing it!

>>10219572
>>10219561
Cute

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>>10219552
If I were capable of doing that, I'd use it to further plan my hostile takeover of the world. I'd imagine myself sitting at a round table with famous skeletons such as Skeletor, Skullmageddon, Death and Nito. We'd all have our own glasses of milk filled up with whatever our favourite type of milk is. That way I could be planning 24/7.

But I don't know how to do it anyways so it's out of the question.

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>hosts inside a strong glass pod
Alright.
Check it
Swap it
Bop it.

>>10219598
Is chocolate a reliable way of growing bones?

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>>10219578
>prays for a cute anime girl to appear

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>>10219588
Refined, elegant and perfect. That is a von Karma. Thank you for noticing.

>>10219599
I believe we are ready to start. Are you? A von Karma is always ready.

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>>10219600
Only if it's milk chocolate.

>>10219599
This is a very angry game.

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>>10219585
Oh, I have an idea.
I'll sing Happy Birthday all day long
Sometimes I wonder who wrote the song Happy Birthday.

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Let's begin!

>>10219619
Mildred J. Hill (1859–1916) and Patty Smith Hill (1868–1946)

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>>10219601
They might appear at any second know. All you have to do is believe in me.

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>>10219585
Well, I could be wrong, but it didn't suddenly get hotter when I got closer to you.
Eh, even if it's not Independence Day here, it's still Summer. We get Golden Week to make up for all the holidays you get later in the year.
Guess it has been.... But then, I had my reasons for that.

>>10219598
...You DO realize you can learn how to, right? I mean, you have some way to store information to use. It's not a super power.

>>10219621
Ready? Here we go....
And would you please shut up?

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>>10219601
>appear

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>>10219627
A-AH, she SPEAKS to me??
...it's hard to believe without having seen a demonstration of your powers first!
>>10219629
NOT CUTE!

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>>10219621
Now I can have fun in the sun without the fear of getting bone cancer, if that's a thing. I think it's a thing. There's a cancer for everything. Cancer is so cancerous.

>>10219628
I'd rather have all the information that I have stored relevant to the topics of murder, world domination and the various types of milk. If I spent time trying to learn how to do that it might push some of that information out. Isn't that how it works?

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>>10219621

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>>10219518
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>>10219539
>>10219566
>>10219572
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>>10219579
The cute ones.

>>10219518
>>10219526
>>10219536
>>10219572
>>10219578
The ones I would give the dick.

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>>10219621
Hi, I'm Poppy.
I want you to help me.
Please buy my album ''Bubblebath'' and purchase my merchandise so I can afford to enter this park.
I have a strong connection with my fans.
I know you'll buy it

>>10219626
I love you.

>>10219635
I told you to SHUT UP-

>>10219634
I'm pretty sure there are two types of memory....
Just get some books on the stuff you're afraid of getting then. If you forget anything a refresher will get you back up to speed faster.
It's not that hard.

>>10219636
I really don't get you.

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>>10219647

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>>10219635

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>>10219647
Nobody here understands me.

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>>10219619
Some really old dude during the nineteenth century, I think. I hear that it's copyrighted, so I'm not sure about singing it unless you want to pay royalties...
Hey, when you sing it, please dedicate it to America AND Alfred! It'll be a huge confidence boost for me!
>>10219628
Hot? Well, I do suppose it's summer in America, so maybe it's a result from that! You know how crazy American weather is, right? Heck, Arizona is melting right now!
I don't know much about Japan. I'm guessing it's, like, one week off as a public holiday so you get a vacation or two. Must be pretty sweet!
And... Yeah, you did have your reasons. Cough, andyouwonderwhyI'mnervous, cough. Boy, sure did get a bit cold around here, didn't it? Must be the nighttime!

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>>10219633
It's not that easy. There are a number or rules a God or Goddess must follow. I can't unleash my divine powers under any circumstance. And sure a tiny demonstration isn't a good reason to do it either, but ask around, everyone knows I'm Goddess Hestia.

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>>10219652

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>>10219660
Whaat, you can't unleashg your divine power under ANY circumstances?
... then what do you even DO?
I'm starting to believe less and less in you!

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>>10219635
I bet this would be fun if I felt anything. As in literally felt anything, I'm not dead on the inside. Just on the outside. And I guess on the inside too, actually. I'm sure you all get what I mean.

>>10219647
Okay, I'll give it a shot. For somebody who's so against my vision you're sure happy to help expedite the process of it becoming a reality.

>>10219652
I kidnapped him for ransom money but I think somebody else kidnapped him while I wasn't looking. The world has become such a dangerous place for children.

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>>10219659
We should support artists and creators, I don't mind paying royalties.
All the songs I sing are dedicated to my fans, don't forget that.

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>>10219636
Impure thoughts are a sin!

>>10219660
>or rules
>of rules

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>>10219671
Damn, I really shouldn't have worn my spooky clothes while going near these damn machines. It's just an accident waiting to happen!

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>>10219671

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>>10219658
I'm not too surprised there. You don't even seem to understand yourself.

>>10219659
Yeaaaah... right.
You're pretty much right.
Well... things get better and wounds heal. I'll admit that much. Hence why I'm here... I guess.

>>10219675
>shrug
Apart from wanting to take over the world, you don't seem like the worst person I've met.
Besides, I don't see your success happening any time soon.

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>>10219658
There's so much truth in this post and I didn't intend for it to be that way.

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>>10219674
As a Goddess I have a familia. With the favor of the other Gods that I know and my blessing, yours stats can be greatly improved.
You see, I can't simply unleash my divine powers and wreck everything on my way. To prevent this there are some... Traps or rather triggers in place. And we don't want to trigger them, right? I sure don't.

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>>10219699
I'm a simple, yet complicated man.
>>10219680
I'm having impure thou--wait a second, I forgot who you are.

Please forgive.

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>>10219677
But they've... Kinda been dead for a while, you know. Maybe you'd have to pay like five dollars? I've never been sued for singing Happy Birthday before!
I know, but it's just a suggestion! You're singing it for a nation, so what's a few suggestions?
>>10219699
Yeah, I bet you're skeptical, but it actually is. Nope, I'm not apprehensive at all, Arizona is literally melting in the daytime!
...I'm right? I'm right! Sweet! Score one for Alfred F. Jones!
Yeah, yeah, I know, things change - I mean, just look at me! I'm a lot more different than I was a year ago. I'm a lot more lenient, kinder, handsome-- I'm kidding, I'm kidding! But... You're probably asking to do something bad on my birthday. I mean, wouldn't that be a sight, eh?

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>>10219699
That is because you are short-sighted and lack the perception skills that skeleton vision gives. With the way things are going, you might even be alive by the time I finally take over the world.

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>>10219716
So you're a walking contradiction. Good to know.

>>10219729
Until I visit, I'll just assume you're not telling too bad of a fib.
It's hard to tell if you're serious. Why would I want that now?

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>>10219708
I-I want to! Increase my stats, o mighty goddess!

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>>10219738
Pretty much.

Can you fix me?

>>10219737
Guess we'll see, won't we?
If it does happen soon, I'll give you some books on tape and guides if you ensure I'll survive your taking over.

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>>10219757
>Wow, I'm bad at this.

>>10219752
I'm pretty sure I'm not your type.

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>>10219735

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>>10219765
What do you mean by this?

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>>10219769
Winner next turn.

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>>10219738
No, I'm serious, it's literally melting. I checked out a photo of Arizona recently-- Dang, I saw a trash bin melting! Good thing I don't live in Arizona right now, eh?
Because when people are mad at me, they tend to go all the way. I mean, let's face it - everybody's talkin' about America's birthday, and I'm sure someone will do something negative on my birthday.
Call it a hunch. I've gotten smarter through a few mistakes here, you know?

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>>10219775
>turn
I meant slide, jeez me.

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>>10219773
I'm still trying to fix myself.

>>10219777
...I don't wish it on you, actually. If I can say anything nice about my isolation, it's that I don't really care about foreign countries.
You're not doing your job right if at least one person doesn't hate your guts.

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>>10219791
Well...

We could always try to fix each other.

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>>10219757
Yeah, alright. It couldn't hurt to let one or two people live, I suppose. Actually if I truly want to rule the world I'll have to refrain from killing too many people. I want my rule to last for as long as my bones do, which means I have to leave at least 80% of the world's population alive so they can breed me more humans to rule over.

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>>10219791
Really? Well, good! Saves me one heart attack once I come up here on my birthday! And hopefully, that's the end of my troubles. Last thing I need is to die on my birthday, amirite?
I know, I know, but you don't kick them in the nuts on their BIRTHDAY. I've learned to not care when people say they hurt you, and to try and make things right. A hero's gotta learn to pick his fights, right?

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>>10219798
I don't see myself being happy that way, sorry.

>>10219799
Hmh... Good.
I'm Urotsuki, by the way. Anything I can call you besides "Skeleton"?

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>>10219819
oh

thanks, i guess

sorry

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>>10219716
You don't have to worry at all. Humans are sinners by nature. That's why I, Goddess Hestia, have a duty fo perform.

>>10219742
See? Gods are not useless after all. Magic points and everything else is part of every great adventurer. And you can be one and fight the creatures down in the dungeon in the name of a Familia... I'm sure you can meet cute anime girls in the way as well.

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>>10219819
My name is Craig. I gave it to myself after forgetting what my other name was. I bet my old name was a fancy medieval name like Solaire or something, it'd be a pretty nice name to have back during those times.

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>>10219819
>>10219824
>commits sudoku because of the rejection

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>>10219813
>nod
It's easiest to do something when people's guards are down. Hence why they'd strike on a holiday.
>she equips her chainsaw
Just stay on your toes for a night.

>>10219824
>>10219841
You'll be fine. Not like there's a shortage of girls here to try that on.

>>10219840
>shrugs
Alright then, Craig.

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>no girls want to love me

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>>10219729
We'll see what happens on the 4th of July.
Life can be pretty unpredictable.

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>>10219856
Are you sure? If you feel that what you have isn't enough... I can lend you a hand.

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>>10219847
Now that we've exchanged names, I'd like to see those tapes and guides that you were talking about. I want to be able to start maximizing my efficiency right away. Ever moment spent asleep should be used to continue planning.

>>10219856
They say there's plenty of fish out in the sea, and you can turn into a fish, so...go do that.

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>>10219856
I'll love you, Adachi-kun!

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>>10219856
>sucks dick

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>>10219863
Oh, right.
...I left them at home, actually. But I'll just bring them the next time.
Speaking of... I should take off.
>she switches to her bike effect in an instant, mounting it and kicking off the stand as she takes off
Later, Craig!!!

>Goodnight, HG. Hope you all have good mornings and wonderful 4th of Julys.

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>>10219860
Well, how can it be enough? I go through the academy, graduate near the top of the class, and then I get sent to some shitty little town where nothing happens. Do you know what your income is when you get sent to a shitty little town where nothing happens? IT'S SHIT
>>10219863
I don't feel like turning into a fish today.
>>10219867
Excise yourself, Bolin.
>>10219870
I don't want a fat bearded man sucking my dick, lovely Junko Enoshima of the Dangan Ronpa series.

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>>10219847
>Alfred subconsciously reaches for his pistol, smiling as to indicate he didn't mean it.
Whoops! Sorry, I guess I'm still a bit jittery after all this time! Hey, do me a solid and don't do it on my birthday if you're gonna, alright? I've been looking forward to this day for a while now.
If not? Eh... Looks like we'll see if I've gotten better in my combat skills! Chainsaws are kind of slow, you know? Hey, don't get rowdy, it's pre-battle banter!
>>10219859
It sure is. Man, Independence Day is gonna be great! You're gonna love it, I can promise you that much!

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>>10219886
>not wanting lovely Touko Fukawa of the Dangan Ronpa series to suck your dick and love you
Sad!

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>>10219886
Aww, relax a little. The live goes on and it seems like you really need to work those muscles you have. Want to spend a night with me? You'll forget about your problems in a blink of an eye.

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>>10219883
Yeah, later.
>The skeleton very lazily waves her goodbye.
She better not be frickin' lying or I swear....

>>10219886
Fair enough. Just know that it's always an option.

>>10219897
>implying toko would ever suck your dick unless your byakuya

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>>10219897
Fuck.
Off.
Bolin.
You are a cancer.
Your mother should have shoved a coat hanger inside her vagina and up into her womb, scrambled your fucking egg and fed it to her husband.

I hope your parents are getting a divorce and you get sent to Pakistan as a result.
>>10219898
I'd love to spend a night with you, but it seems like this is coming way too easily. It kind of makes me wonder what the catch is.
>>10219914
This.

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>>10219914
Hmm. Good point.
>>10219919
>husband
>divorce
I'm a bastard child senpai, and my parents have been split for around 4 years.
And to be quite honest, you are being quite rude to this bastard child. All I did was offer love and the succ.

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>>10219836
I-I don't want to fight or go in a dungeon! It sounds dangerous, why would anyone want to do that?
No no!

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>>10219924
Please kindly consider slashing your own jugular with a steak knife.

Actually, don't consider it.

Just do it.

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>>10219894
I can promise you the exact same thing.
This is going to be the best 4th of July you'll ever see.
I've got a suprise for then, be sure to look for it.

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>>10219929
Geez, do you realise how much of a rood person you're being? Honestly, not a swell move, fampai.

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>>10219919
There is no catch here. All I want is to give you a very sweet night that you won't forget. That's all. Maybe some deliciously wet dreams will come into the equation as well.

>>10219940
One day you will act like a Bolin to the wrong person. And I hope that person will do us all a favour and fuck you up.

>>10219939
>kissu

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>>10219947
You are very special to me and I love you.

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>>10219939
Good! I'll be sure to look out for it! I've got quite the eye for detail, I'm sure you can see with my glasses!
Hey, I'm sorry, but I have to dip out of this conversation. Too much excitement for the big day, you know? It was sweet to talk to you, even under such weird circumstances! Catch you later, future president!

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>>10219945
Also rude. I'll have you know, I keep my powerlevel in check most of the time, you rude peasant.

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>>10219957
I'll be thinking about you.
I hope you'll be thinking about me.
Goodbye

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>>10219940
Aaron Kennedy, can you please fuck off for once? You're such a fuck up that you're shunned by the ERP discord.

YOU'RE SHUNNED BY SOME OF THE WORST DEGENERATES ON THE INTERNET

Take that into consideration.

Fuck off, you wank peasant.

Here's one final phrase for you.
Tere gaand mein keede paday.
>>10219942
That sounds like something I could use right now, especially with all this stress starting to pile up on me. Maybe I'll take you up on that...right now.

>>10219962
>Tere gaand mein keede paday.
OH SHIT

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>>10219962
>YOU'RE SHUNNED BY SOME OF THE WORST DEGENERATES ON THE INTERNET

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>>10219962
If you think about it, isn't being hated by degenerates a good thing? I don't want the pedophiles and dogfuckers of the ERP Discord liking me, they're absolutely disgusting, fuck em.
Also
>Tere gaand mein keede paday
RUDE

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Nighto HG
My discord's Dachman#2445

add me pls
i just want to talk

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>>10219962
>>10219986
I already added you the other night, sugar. Let's have some fun, shall we? Forget about this little brat.

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>>10219991
Wow, what a slunt. Absolutely gay.

go on omegle and give everyone Adachi's Discord

>>10219991
Junko?

>>10220004
as if they'd do anything with it

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Did you guys just get blueballed by a Wild Ride host?

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>>10220032
UUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS

>>10220032
>>10220042
Tubs?

>>10220037
Idk I just came here

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>>10220066
Same, that's why I'm asking. Because it looks like that.
I could host in a bit. Just let me finish things up.
If someone wants to go before me then go ahead.

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>>10220055
Fuck.
>The Space Pirate crawls back into the wall, feeling ashamed of himself while that sad Charlie Brown music plays. You know the one.

>>10220000

>>10220073
Thanks

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Alright, I'll be taking tributes now.
First whatever.

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>>10220124
Eggman-kun

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>>10220124
birb

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>>10220124
Bazett Fraga Mcremitz

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>>10220124
Araragi Karen

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>>10220124
Craig, Justice Slayer

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>>10220148

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>>10220124
Mikun

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>>10220148
You
Can't
Slay
Justice

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>>10220124
G11

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>>10220124
Albedo

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>>10220124
Lord Beerus

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>>10220124
Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

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>>10220124
Franziska von Karma

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>>10220151
Fold that piece of paper and shove it in your mouth, meatsack.

>>10220157
Just
Watch
Me

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>>10220124
Miles Edgeworth

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>>10220124
Ava Ire

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>>10220124
Penthesilea

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>>10220124
Yuri

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>>10220124
Mash

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>>10220177
I will watch you fall and turn into a pile of bones.

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This tribute is number sixteen >>10220200.

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>>10220124
TT and Secutor

>>10220203
But he's already a pile of bones, you cute dummy.

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>>10220124
Kaiji

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>>10220203
And then you will watch me quickly reassemble myself and proceed to slay justice.

>>10220211
An organised pile of bones! Which means a frickin' skeleton! A normal pile of bones is just that - a dirty pile.

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>>10220200
>not Mashu

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>>10220211
But they are moving! I want them motionless in a dog's plate!

>>10220214
What if we hide each one of your bones into a safe. You won't be able to reassemble yourself in any way. And your skeletonyo magico will be useless.

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>>10220124
Lum!

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>>10220208
Arashi
>filler

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>>10220243
You underestimate me. No mere safe can contain my bones! Even if it were made out of Godmodium, I'd find my way out. And then? Then I'd be frickin' angry.
>The skeleton tries his hardest to look intimidating upon delivering that last line. He might be trying too hard.

>>10220238
Sorry senpai.

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>>10220124
Squidward

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>>10220271
Woaaah calm down Mr.Bones. All I want is to kill your skeletonyo magico and see how you vanish out of existance once and for all. Let me help you.
>Karen walks closer to the once feared Mr.Bones which apparently has two pair of eyebrows to show his anger towards what she just said. The girl carefully places her fingers on each end of them and pulls them down to change them into a more normal neutral expression.
There we go.

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>>10220124
Caesar

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>>10220124
Knuckles

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>>10220124
Cthulhu

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>>10220124
Oshino Shinobu

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>>10220124
The Thot Patrol

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>>10220293

>>10220305
Stay dead.

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>>10220286
Keep dreaming big, kid. Maybe someday somebody will grant your wish for you (although I doubt it,) because as I've said many times it sure as heck won't be you.
>The skeleton rubs out the eyebrows completely, returning to his completely dead expression.
Touch me again and I'll deck you. I don't want you smearing your grubby fingerprints into my pristine skull.

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>>10220315

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You guys really took your time with this, huh?
It's fine, just go on ahead and check it.

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>>10220299
>>10220327
I'd like to request a replacement for my spot. I really hate it but I have to return to germany right away for an emergency. I have the documents already.

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>>10220327
Look at that, two pains in my bony ass sitting right next to me! Although it reminds me, I forgot to add "Robot Slayer" to my title too. You two are gonna die.

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>>10220333
>Shinobu rocks from side to side like a child

What is that I see? Is that a spot? Yes! That looks like a spot, how wonderful that you would give one to me!

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If that's all then we can begin.

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>>10220362
>Shinobu puffs out her cheeks in anger
>Silver bullets are for werewolves
>This is an outrage

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>>10220317
No one will grant a wish I can grant by myself, Mr.Bones. Yes, me, I, myself, the girl who was running from you the first time and the same one that was eating a sock the other day. And the same one who was eating mango jelly. And the same one who absolutely didn't steal Tsukihi's clothes the other day because mine were dirty with mango jelly.
>She glances at Mr.Bones as he casually rubs the eyebrows off his skull and then tils her head to a side.
I won't touch your stinky bones again. I just wanted to be polite for once, unlike you.

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>>10220370
Those bullets were ment for the *AHEM* pleasant lady who decided to give you her entry pass. Sue her, not me.

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Gods may be Gods, but they're still affected by gravity. There's been a bunch of death by spookiness lately.

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>>10220362
Nice game. I swear I have better balance than this.

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>>10220362
>The skeleton puts the Moon Charm in his mouth and begins chewing, spitting out shards of the charm as he grinds it against his teeth.
Yes!

>>10220377
Don't forget the same one that was laid sprawled out on the street after collapsing from exhaustion just TRYING to stop me. That's my favourite version of you. Also the one that got poked in the eyes, that's definitely a favourite too.
>The skeleton considers rubbing the marker stains onto her clothes, but decides against it.
Oh? I can be polite. You just haven't given me a reason to be, y'know?

>>10220386
You can have my haul. I don't have the stomach for candy anymore.

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For some reason I feel that Beerus and Cthulhu discussing these kind of things is kind of meta. What would be the politics that happen in-between gods?

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>>10220378
And why should another be held responsible for your mistakes!? You humans have only proven to have become more foolish over the years, making up your little games to dodge responsibility! No one will pay in money, they will pay with their life!

>Shinobu kicks the wooden podium you're standing behind
>It doesn't budge

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>>10220408
Welcome to the bonezone!
>The skeleton drives the van off of a cliff, straight into the bonezone. Whatever that is. Maybe it's a euphemism for skeleton sex? We just don't know.

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Gross, why would you do that to a monkey?
It's going to fucking stink now.

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>>10220399
You can't be polite when you're spouting about killing all the humans the whole time. Sometimes I wonder if you want to kill your own ''knd'' as well. You're truly an evil skeleton with your skeletonyo magico. I wonder if I can trasnform your skeletonyo magico to the magic of frienship. That sounds a lot better and it will fit your image. What do you think?