Woah it's that time of the hour again
It's your favorite
It's your moms favorite
It's a freakin' hg thread
And also Eris is hosting but who gives a shit amirite
I just need 12 more people.
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10217827
>>10217782
Lana's mother
Mikun
Alfred Jones
Team Dragon Loli
Oshino Shinobu
Yotsugi Ononoki
Hachikuji Mayoi
Inkling
Reigen Arataka
>>10217794
Well there's a problem with your little philosophy. What's the point of cooking if everyone is dead? You gonna eat you're own poison?
>Ash sighs
What a bother..Fine, let's start with the basics. a ham sandwich. Go ahead and tell me what ingredients you think go on there.
John Cena
>>10217827
Ridley
>>10217794
You pick and choose questions a lot...
>Eight shrugs briefly.
I'm used to sharing, and it's still just food. In the end as long as it gets you by, it's fine, isn't it? I'm used to it.
>>10217822
I guess so, but I don't put thought in to it. When it's all you've known, it's alien to think otherwise, isn't it?
It is what it is.
>>10217853
Give me back my clothes
Lord Beerus
I'm having technical difficulties
>>10217827
Baron Blade
confused old man
>>10217957
Take your time.
Alright i think i got everything now
>>10217979
Even me! Then let's go! I want to kick some ass.
>>10217979
Look, hun, I'm not gonna mince words here: you're slow. Hurry it up. I've got places to be and people to "see."
>>10217979
Alright. Seven in the evening, everybody's nodding off, my district partner is a cat, and a talk show host is hosting a game. Sounds like a good time to me!
Alright! Follow my lead and we'll get to the end, districtmate!
>>10217979
>As if magic, the hunter had vanished elsewhere. Appears the scent of beast had caught his nose. With no hunter in sight, his spot in the game is open to anyone.
>>10217801
>>10217877
>>10217979
Please begin.
>>10217979
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10217979
Great! Let's get a move on. I can't wait to cave some idiots skull in!
>>10217856
Can you please ava any gatari except this one
>>10217979
>Shinobu rises out of the shadows
>She licks the frosting off of her fingers
I've eaten too much sugar today to not take out this energy on other tributes in this arena.
>>10217979
Lets get started
>>10217979
Exchange
>>10217958
>>10217794
>>10218006
I just want to share I fap to ranma daily been doing it for twenty years
>>10218027
I lile your dedication
My browser crashed and everything reset itself
I hate myself so much right now
give me another five minutes
>>10218027
That's...uhhh; waaaaaaay toooo much information there, buddy. I really didn't need to know that.
>>10218035
It feels good man
>>10218039
well its relative toward you.
>>10218035
>lile
Just fuck my asshole
>>10217979
See ya at the finish line!
>>10218002
>Thanks for the switch-a-roo Hunter fella, your sacrifice will not be forgotten!
>>10218039
have a picture on me, while I'm fapping
>>10218046
It's relative alright...but I'm not sure I'm I should know this.
>>10218069
>Ohoo, thanks for that.
I miss Tricky
>>10218069
I just fapped dude don't make me do it again
>>10218075
Can't help but find her attractive have another.
>>10218089
>her
Wait a minute
Alright i fixed it
FUCKEHN HAUNTED HOUSE TIME
WOOO
>>10218077
She'll be back in a week.
>>10218020
Thank you Miss Valentine
>>10218096
>>10218002
>dang it Eric
>that's a BB death anyway so I guess I saved Ridley
>>10218096
You know how young the person I'm cloned from is, right?
>>10218095
As in shes female that character itself is a man
I'd want that to happen to me desu
>>10218075
Ugh, not here in time?
And now I have to wait....
Whatever. Good morning, late hours.
>>10218096
Young girl enters haunted house.
What happens next you won't believe your eyes.
>>10218096
Can't I just stay away from here...?
>>10218110
>>10218089
>Thank you very much for the pictures, my guy.
>>10218002
>I missed a swap
It's been ten minutes and everything is falling apart
Goddammit, i need to get my head in the game.
>>10218106
Good point. I guess that means i TOTALLY SPARED HIM ON PURPOSE. Yeah I'm sure they'll believe that.
>>10218126
np
>>10218113
You should've shown up sooner. I could've given mine at least.
>>10218132
He bothered me anyways...
>>10218132
Saave me! I just saw a ghost!
Speaking of death, for the one person who pretended to care my doctor said that my heart pain should be nothing, but now I'm waiting for the heart attack to happen just to prove the guy wrong.
>>10218010
Why
>>10218132
Hello and welcome to the world.
Today's country is the United States of America.
It is the country that I inhabit, and it is superpower of planet Earth.
>>10218132
>Alfred sweats, incredibly spooked by the person he's holding. He's heard of her once before, but he never thought he'd see her face to face.
Man, this is creepier than the actual house itself. Is it just me, or did the house suddenly get colder around here?
>>10218147
>Is this referring to me because I will punch you for implying I don't care
>Nibba I care, no one deserves to experience a heart attack
>>10218132
These are definitely not the stories that Meme used to tell me. These are just pure evil, nothing useful at all, not that any of his stories are useful. Some of them are...
>>10218132
This is disgusting. Why would someone be forced to resort to this?
>>10217860
Understood. Goodbye.
>>10217871
I would have thought you would be aware of exaggeration. It appears I was wrong. As for your question, it being a sandwich implies that two pieces of bread are involved. The other principal ingredient I would assume to be is the ham.
>Swinging her arm back, she dramatically points at him.
That is my final answer, Crimson.
>>10217888
I am a curious girl. Should I apologize for that? That is the problem I have with this. I do NOT find this fine. You are free, correct? Even something like you deserves to see what your freedom has to offer.
>>10218100
Done already. I am very disappointed.
>>10218113
Urotsuki. With the luck that plagues this place, I think you will not have to wait for long. I am surprised you are late though. The host was very incompetent on starting it on time.
>>10218162
What's wrong?
You don't look okay?
Did something scare you?
Don't be scared.
Everything's going to be okay.
>>10218132
Ehmm... I'm not sure if I should be holding this girl. Nii-chan will get mad at me and maybe he'll try to scold me.
>>10218168
Ram, this is me we are talking about here. With the amount of times superheroes keep raiding my fridge I am not going to miss out on food.
>>10218141
That's generous to do for a stranger, thanks.
Well, regardless of what you wanted to do, I'll end up waiting anyway.
>she closes her eyes and focuses, a slice of cake appearing on a plate on her head. She removes and takes a bite
It won't be too long. Just kill fast.
>>10218168
I've been trying to get myself up and out more. It's Summer, you know? I bought some clothes for that purpose, even.
Should i buy half life while it's on sale?
>>10218162
I only phrased it that way because i was to tired to remember who it was myself, and while i appreciate the concern You shouldn't worry about some dickhead on the internet, they said i'll be fine as long as i don't start getting pain specifically from exercising, and so far I've been doing pretty good.
>>10218201
Hi.
I'm Poppy.
>>10218201
>>10218173
I doubt it's gonna be okay 'cause there's an abundance of ghosts around here and it freaks me out. Good thing the hero's strong, huh?
>Alfred sweats, not knowing if he should let go of her or not. At this point, he's convinced he might be holding a ghoul.
>>10218201
>Alfred screams internally. He has never, EVER done well whenever it came around Halloween time. What? It's not Halloween? Well, Alfred sure feels like it is.
>Real shit I don't care if you live on the other side of the world, no one deserves to die nibba
>Take care whenever doing anything because I know that being sick is serious business
>>10218201
>>10218201
>Karen stands in front of Yotsugi in complete silence while out of nowhere she started to laugh. She tries to hold back her own laugther but she can't hold it back and burst like a bomb.
PFftthh... Ba..Bannanadfpfp.
>>10218168
We've been over this Rammy. It's hard to read you with your monotone voice. Anyways you're wrong! You forgot the condiments and the lettuce and tomato. You have a long ways to go...
>>10218201
>Yotsugi is taken aback by the sudden cackling
>This sharp and powerful voice can only belong to someone who has practiced their battle cries through the study of martial arts
>Of course, Karen onee-chan.
>Knowing her violent streak, Yotsugi wonders what she could possibly be laughing at
>Probably beating someone up
>That someone could be her
>Yotsugi feels her spine tingle.
Is there any way i can remove the little black box outside of the tribute images? They irritate me on the transparent entries.
>>10218201
Strange... I don't remember hurting myself during the past few minutes.
>>10218239
>A confused Yotsugi turns her head, searching for the sounds of snipping.
>What it could possibly be, she didn't know
>It was at times like these she wondered if her ears had been properly made when she was created.
>Was this really how regular humans hear things?
>>10218168
I guess you shouldn't.
...And I wouldn't consider myself like that. Something like me...I don't know anything else. So why do I deserve it? I don't know. Don't think I do. It'd be wasted on me.
>>10218201
Almost like it's a dream...how odd.
>>10218198
I don't have much proving to myself to do anyways, so why not?
>She shrugs a little.
I don't know. I can't promise anything.
That's what you get for sassing the host, ya big green dickhead.
All i did was dare him not to eat anything for a week and he just said "I accept this challenge" and he walked off. I didn't think he would actually go through with it.
>>10218314
>Karen looks at Reigen dead of starvation and pokes a sandwich on his mouth.
LIVEEEE! ''I accept this sandwich.''
>>10218314
I don't believe one needs a change in the tone of voice to tell a good joke. I believe that not everybody has to laugh all the time for a joke to have been successful.
>>10218314
You know, I talked to a ghost once. Pretty creepy, I have to admit. I offered him if he wanted to come to my apartment since he was down in the dumps, right? He accepts, then once we get up to the elevator, he suddenly starts joking around having a good time unlike before!
I ask him, "Hey, what's with the change of attitude?" And what did he say in return? "That elevator really lifted my spirits."
...It was funny, right? Come on, I really worked hard to deliver that joke successfully! Tell me what I did wrong!
>Falls out of chair
>Girlfriend shits her pants
>>10218278
I didn't ask for a promise, so you're fine.
>she takes her time taking another taste of the cake before peering back over at her
It'd just be nice to compete tonight. I use it to unwind.
>>10218198
So that is the reason. Because of this Summer? Walks in the night have- is that cake?
>She shakes her head, trying to get on track of her original thoughts.
Have been more populated as of late. It must be because of this Summer.
>>10218197
You could install better protection for your container. You could eat before you enter a match. You could make it so that I did not waste my time in giving you my place.
>>10218230
>Her arm sumps back weakly against her side as she poorly suppresses a hiss.
Ssssst! I would have thought of them to be auxiliary ingredients, not principal. I have much to learn.
>>10218278
>Ramlethal signs as she inspects her nails. It takes her a while to finally say something.
There was a time where I had also thought of that way. I understand how difficult it can be to not think that way. But truthfully, if at least one being cares for you, then you are not as disposable as you say.
>>10218314
What kind of phenomenon was that? It felt too real to be merely an illusion...
>>10218337
This is painful to watch... I don't believe there's anything we can do for her anymore.
>>10218343
No. NO.
>>10218337
This pressure...! Make it stop! It hurts! MAKE IT STOP!
>>10218354
>When someone pops her cherry
>>10218337
>>10218314
>Didn't seem as if that was fatal
>>10218341
Something like that. With most of my personal issues out of the way, all I need to do is enjoy myself.
Summer is when people usually have the most free time. We decided this is the time we give people breaks since it's the warmest!
At least, that's what I believe.
>>10218222
Ghosts aren't real.
Well, I've never seen one.
And even if they exist, they can't do anything because they can't interact with matter on a molecular level.
>>10218337
I wish I could go back.
>>10218343
Uh oh.
>>10218337
We should get out of here, onii-chan.
>>10218341
Let's out your skills Rammy
>Ash flashes a devilish smirk
Why don't you make me a ham sandwich? And make it snappy will you?
>>10218343
Kill yourself.
>>10218343
I'm gonna be stuck in new york for about two weeks in about 5 days, what can i do to entertain myself.
>>10218360
>
>>10218338
Oh well, I suppose.
...I couldn't manage to do that last part, either. I'm a useless excuse of a Puru....
>>10218341
And? I don't have anything like that. The closest even Admiral Garma gets is...pity. I think.
None of it really matters.
>>10218367
I've never seen them before, either, now that I think about it... Except for those super-spooky TV specials that expose hidden ghosts in camera tapes! Those look real!
Well, when you put it like that, I guess it makes my fear of ghosts pretty obsolete, but I can't help but FEEL they're real! They always pop up at night so I'm not prepared for it!
>>10218391
>Alfred runs away, not looking back at the person that sacrificed themselves. Not out of cowardice, but to not face the fact that he caused it.
This is just horrible. Why did she do that for me? The next time I see her... If ever again, I promise that I'm gonna repay her for being so bold! That's the sign of a hero!
>>10218391
Death isn't the end.
It's the beginning of infinity.
What do you think about that?
>>10218343
>>10218391
I never agreed to do this sacrifice, Alfred. I really think you should think about someone else or rathre some kind of trap so we can both leave this place toge-...
>And Karen was killed by the Scissorman in the most vile way possible.
>>10218391
That's too bad, onii-chan.
>>10218408
>she shrugs
It's not me entirely you've disappointed.
What's a Puru, anyway? It sounds like a mascot.
...Oh, and do you want some?
>she offers her a plate of cake
>>10218391
There is something clearly wrong with this place. I'd rather not trust anyone in here if I wish to keep myself "alive".
>>10218418
I want to stick my dick on your mouth and brush your teeth with my semen
I just can't think of any jokes, so here's a funny youtube video instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTdxPliBdZs
>>10218410
Ghosts are not real and I'm not being paid to say so.
You shouldn't believe everything you see, here in Hollywood we call it movie magic.
>>10218447
Hello, my phone is not plugged in.
>>10218427
I am. I'm Puru Eight. The seventh copy of Elpeo Puru.
>Her eyes widen in...surprise? Excitement? Suspicion? Maybe a little of all three.
...Why?
You wanna know something real funny? This is the last death slide!
>>10218448
But what if you're being paid to say that you're not being paid to say so? I know my way around tricksters, ma'am. They may call it "movie magic", but they say that to only throw us off from the truth!
Ghosts... Aren't real, are they? How do I know you're saying the truth?
>>10218460
Oh. You wouldn't make a good mascot, except in name.... No offense.
>her head tilts. She's a little confused.
...Why not? I don't need a reason to offer.
>>10218467
Can I revive? A revive slide?
>>10218447
This is getting nowhere....
>>10218447
This is completely wrong. Whoever murdered him didn't even have the decency to at least treat his remains better.
Careless and disgusting.
>>10218474
Do I look like I'm dressed to be a mascot? It doesn't bother me.
...I've never had any before.
>>10218472
Imaginary things are as real as your mind wants them to be. I don't believe in God but a vast amount of people do. It's that believe that they are watched over by an almighty spirit that gives them the will to go forward. Even in hard times they refuse to throw their faith away. Interesting, is it not?
Jesus, you guys are dropping like flies this slide.
>>10218479
I don't think the guys back at headquarters would be cool with me if i tried that, sorry. You don't want to dick with them, they can get really intense.
>>10218486
>Urotsuki opts to drop the plate in her lap.
Then have it. Bet you you'll like it.
>>10218472
I have no clue what you're talking about.
You seem scared.
>Poppy puts a birdcage over Alfred's face.
You're safe now.
>>10218501
H-huh? Are you feeling well?
(I'm starting to get scared myself... I mustn't let my emotions get the better of me!)
This has to be the worst feast in the history of the hunger games threads. Don't even look at it, this is just embarrassing.
>>10218502
>Eight falls silent, staring in disbelief.
>Slowly she reaches in to something on the side of her pilot suit, pulling out a compact, folding metal spoon, looking almost nervous to try.
>>10218366
Hmm. That is a sound theory. It is certainly the hottest. I do not remember perspiring this much outside of a fight. Why is it that you take so many breaks? So much time could be used to make improve one selves and the environment.
>>10218376
>Ram flashes her teeth like a predator.A clear expression of anger on her.
How about I snap your neck instead? You do not command me.
>>10218408
Stop. Stop talking like that. If no one can give you worth than you have to find that worth yourself. You will not attain in the state you are right now.
>>10218501
Al-fred.....
>Honda starts to run the opposite direction
>>10218501
Hi I'm Poppy.
Today we're going to learn how to break open a door.
Huh.
It's not working.
Oh no.
>>10218498
I... Hm... Well, when you put it like that, I guess that is kind of true, isn't it? So, by believing in something, it automatically becomes true? Oh, like luck and karma!
But... Does that mean that by believing in things like God and the such, ghosts are real?
>>10218501
>>10218533
>Not having any time to react, the nation calls out to the other as he's dragged away.
Japan! I want you to go to my house and take all the games I have, okay? I promise they're goooood...!
...Oh, and delete my browser history, too! I trust you!
>>10218508
>Alfred is incredibly confused by the sudden action. Where she got it from, he has no clue, but it puts him on edge.
How is a bird cage gonna protect me from danger? A hero faces things head on! Like a TRUE man! Or is this a set-up for a trap?
Wait, what do you mean it's over?! We were just getting started dammit!
>>10218534
Holy shit dude.
>>10218543
It will protect you.
>>10218530
Hmmm....
Well, we're not capable of only doing one thing all the time. Our minds get tired of it!
It's why we have hobbies and things dedicated to enjoyment. Like video games and circuses, distractions like that. We don't appreciate being worked like machines.
>>10218529
>she switches effects to pic related
I order to you enjoy it!
...or something like that.
>>10218543
...You will be missed, your history will be wiped.
>>10218530
WHY should I? It's what I am! It's what I was meant to be! I'm not supposed to be anything more than a number! I don't even know how to-GAH!
>With a sharp cry, she grabs at the sides of her head, leaning forward slightly.
>>10218564
>Suddenly, the Puru stiffens up, saluting briefly in acknowledgement before digging in. At first ravenously, like a starved wolf, before slowing down, closing her eyes as she savors it.
Well that was an abrupt ending. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of possibly one of the shortest Eric games to date, Elias Ainsworth!
psst whats ur source
>tfw your RP will forever be shit
I'm jelly of you cunts.
>>10218592
There's only two or three people with good RP right now
>>10218553
There's something off about this water... but I can't... tell... what it... is...
>>10218559
But it's a bird cage. I don't see how a bird cage is going to help me, unless someone attacks my face with a knife... Hey, I get it now! That's pretty smart!
Thanks, ma'am! I've got all the protection I need in order to brave the dangers of this place!
>>10218569
>Alfred gives the other nation a thumbs up as he's still dragged away, right before yelping.
Oh! If you see anything related to anime merchandise I want you to either burn it or take me! I'd rather die than have anyone see those, okay? I know how much of an otaku you are, you'll love it!
>>10218585
Congratulations, shady-looking beast! Thanks for doing this, sir!
>>10218592
>Not if you try hard enough, Anon. Do you think I just started writing paragraphs when I first showed up?
>Nah mate if I can go from shit to okay I know that you can too
>>10218585
There's always an empty feeling in my chest whenever I see a skeleton win.
Thank you for hosting Eric, onii-chan.
>>10218530
Temper temper! How about I schedule you a one on one session with one of France's best chef? I mean I don't know who yet, but I can find out and everyone has a price, right? Or I could you a cook book, whatever you want.
I just realized that i forgot to put my shitty image and funny custom game name. Uh oh.
>>10218592
Bish you got notin on me xd
>>10218597
name them
>>10218612
Con-congratulations.
Thank you...
>>10218585
Congratulations.
>>10218612
Thank you very much for the chance.
I'm starting to feel tired.
Have a good night, all of you.
>>10218604
It's supposed to protect against bullies.
But that will work too.
>>10218612
Thank you.
>>10218612
Congratulations to the winner. Thank you for the match.
>>10218627
Goodbye for now.
>>10218592
>You can get better! Just look at how much better I got with enough willpower.
>>10218583
Pfft...
You eat like you haven't had any good food in a while! What's that all about?
>>10218612
Thanks for hosting.
Now it's my turn....
Seriously though whats his source.
>>10218592
Writing paragraphs isn't necessarily entertaining.
Charisma and originality is more important imo.
>>10218641
Mahou Tsukai no Yome
Name nufags with good rp
>>10218641
Some shitty anime.
>>10218627
Look alive, ma'am! See you tomorrow!
>>10218633
Bullies? But I'm America, who would want to bully a hero-- No, no, I understand you. Check it out! The next time someone comes after me I'll use this cage to fend them off!
...And a gun! I can't... Just fend off a bully with just a gun!
>>10218652
>>10218627
Goodnight Miss, have a pleasant rest.
>>10218639
>She stops, speaking with the spoon in her mouth.
...Never had dis 'fore. And-
>Puru takes the spoon out, swallowing the cake.
I normally just have MREs...
>>10218627
Rest well.
>>10218654
I think I can trust you.
You seem like someone I can trust.
I'll trust you.
Confess your sins, HG.
>>10218652
>>10218659
Ahem. You've obviously yet to have seen this.
>The skeleton coughs into his hand to clear his throat.
Suck my boner! That was fairly good.
>>10218675
You're gonna choke yourself with how fast you're eating... Besides, cake isn't something you eat like whatever an MRE is.
>>10218687
I'm not impressed.
>>10218564
And that is why you relax. correct? My sister has been attempting me to do that. It just feels so odd to me. You are doing practically nothing. How could anyone enjoy it?
>>10218583
>She looks down with a cold glance, shaking her head as she gets up from the barrel.
You need to calm down. Or maybe I need to be silent. I am sorry if I overloaded you.
>>10218609
>Holding her arms to the side, she exhales a few times. She then looks up with her neutral look.
I will not let you bring that out of me. Nor will I take anything of yours. I do not want to be in your debt.
>>10218686
>I had Oreos the other night, but I didn't offer to share them.
>>10218693
Unless you were one of those two, I simply do not give a heck. I don't even know who you are.
>>10218684
I AM someone you can trust! As the representative of America, I would be dishonouring my country if I wasn't trustworthy. It doesn't need to be spoken, but I'll always be there if you need help, okay?
Call my name! Alfred F. Jones! I'll be there faster than a speeding bullet!
>>10218686
>Despite roleplaying the literal embodiment of America I am not actually American, and as such are disrespecting the country
>Oh and he also fucked boats spiders and was considering doing a vice admiral from space lmao
>>10218686
I have a mighty need of Justice.
>>10218725
The United States of America is perfect.
I live in California myself
I love it there.
>>10218693
Meal, Ready-to-Eat. It's...not supposed to taste good. Just to keep you going.
>>10218700
>Puru seems a bit distracted right now, shaking slightly as she takes deep, slow breaths in, trying to steady herself.
Who is the HG equivalent of pic related?
Optionally make it HG related.
How does one play an avatar who is (one of) the most powerful beings in his canon but his entire philosophy is pacificst to the core? Why would they be here? Why would they even join?
>>10218754
>I'm god lol
pass
>>10218700
Doing nothing is exactly why we like relaxing. We don't have unlimited capability to be productive, it takes thought and energy. Relaxing and doing things other than our main job distracts us from it and gives us a chance to recover.
....I mean, that makes sense, right?
>>10218686
>I sometimes don't contact people despite me seeing their messages because I don't know what to say and it takes me a while to get back to them.
>>10218748
So, like a microwave dinner? Huh... That sucks.
Why not make something yourself? Can't?
>>10218748
MRE's taste fine, they just give you the shits
suck it up, pussy
>>10218754
You're overthinking it.
>>10218700
Oh come on! Don't you want to get better? Unless you are content with only being able to cook microwave foods.
Post avatars and rate
>>10218747
California? Yeah, it's a really nice place to live, from my experiences living there. I have to say, it's not as good as living in Texas, though! It's fantastic to be there once you settle in!
The U.S. is pretty perfect, isn't it? It's one of the best countries ever!
>>10218754
I'm going to play a character in saw with a similar ideal.
>>10218784
No.
>>10218754
You can pull a normal excuse like "A portal sucked me up and now I'm here".
Someone can ava a fork and make it work and you are questioning the logistics of being one of the most powerful people in your canon
No one else. I acquire 24.
>>10218686
>I made my brother play with the broken controller everytime we played Mario Party.
>>10218785
The United States of America is the biggest superpower in the world.
I wouldn't know what to do without the United States of America
>>10218686
I don't know what I'm doing anymore
>>10218765
You could say that.
...Lack of knowledge. Lack of supplies. Lack of money. It doesn't help when you're purpose-made for a single thing.
>>10218770
You get tired of nothing but it.
>>10218803
Puru Eight
>>10218784
>>10218803
Urotsuki
>>10218803
Arashi Mikami
>>10218784
>Killer Queen plays in the distance
>>10218803
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10218784
Fuck off
>>10218803
I'm Poppy
>>10218803
Doctor=FunkBeat!
>>10218803
Yu'lon
>>10218803
>>10217842
Lana's mother
>>10218803
Sif
>>10218803
Oshino Shinobu
>>10218803
Ash Crimson
>>10218803
Alfred Jones
>>10218804
And if it weren't for Russia, America would be the best superpower in the world! Really, Russia's alright, but compared to America? Nah...
You could just move to Canada. I hear they have good Starbucks!
>>10218803
Gascoigne
>>10218803
Gunny bunny
>>10218803
Jason
>>10218803
Lum!
>>10218820
IDIUFIBFQZDWZQGAAAHHFBFACKTHEFUCKOFF??? REEEEEE CHANG CHANG LET ME HEAR ABOUT MY INSECURITIES GRWAAAAAAAAHHH
>>10218803
Franziska von Karma
>>10218803
Mellowlink Arity
>>10218808
Oh, I see.... You're a pilot.
I wouldn't mind killing more people, but being told who and when and where just seems like a drag to me.
I think you're over-thinking it. It's not like you were made purely to do that.
>>10218722
You value the opinion of a faceless voice more than someone you can actually see? Sure, makes sense.
>>10218803
Araragi Karen
>>10218748
>Unsure of exactly what to do, she stands there silently and waits for it to pass.
>>10218765
Not to me. It appears I am the odd one yet again. Just recently, my sister had tried to make the following days spent because it was my day of creation. I do not understand.
>>10218776
I will get better. And I will not need you to do so. You will see and you will grovel.
>>10218823
Do you want your title to be that?
>>10218803
Penthesilea
>>10218803
Mikun
>>10218850
holy fuck this is so funny haha
>>10218839
I like America more.
You don't have Hollywood or California in Canada and Russia.
>>10218867
Uhmmm.
You can decide that, you're the host after al
>>10218803
>>10217868
Inkling
>>10218867
Your birthday? Gah... I should've bought something for you!
Happy belated Birthday, Rammy.
What'd you do for it?
>>10218784
>ok
>>10218889
immersion fucking ruined
kill yourself
>>10218889
>>10218897
sorry
>>10218867
I won't hold my breath, Rammy. Just stick to fighting and order take out.
Two more are required
>>10218889
You shouldn't have done this.
>>10218904
Best girl
>>10218904
Edge & Christian
>>10218889
IMMERSION RUI--
>>10218897
god damn it, somebody beat me to it
>>10218863
Was it the uniform that gave it away?
>She looks up at Uro, examining her up and down as straight faced as ever.
...Yes. Yes I was.
>>10218867
>Eventually with a quiet little sound of pain Puru sits up, slowly pulling her hand away, before pulling out a small plastic tube from her side and downing it.
>>10218910
>Wat
>memetard doing a meme ava
Literally what's shocking about it?
>>10218877
Yeah! America really is one-of-a-kind, isn't it? Why, when you think about it, the world wouldn't be the same without it!
Ah, I could go on and on about how great I am-- No, how great America is! Heheh! Don't you hate slips of the tongue?
This is the best i could do
>>10218863
Excuse me Ms, but I can not see a thing for I have no eyes.
>The skeleton jams his fingers into his empty eye sockets to illustrate his point.
So you see? I can't see. Everyone is faceless to me.
>The skeleton lies. He is perfectly capable of vision.
My head hurts. If I made any mistakes, do not hesitate to state so.
>>10218929
Wow that plastic surgery really did wonders for Capra Demon.
>>10218921
R-Rika?
Also i realized the last wincard i made didn't have "Games" in it so i fixed that.
>>10218899
>>10218907
>>10218914
>I never really planned to keep it a secret, I thought it was pretty obvious
>>10218922
Who?
>>10218932
Why must I be paired with HIM?
>>10218935
I can't tell if you're referring to some sort of fuck up i did or if you're making a joke and it's scaring me.
>>10218889
>litterally who, literally who and cancer
kys
>>10218932
Get on with it.
>>10218924
Tongue slipping happens all the time, they're just part of our lives and we should accept that.
We can talk about how amazing you and America are.
I'm listening.
>>10218921
Yeah. I don't know too many people that wear skin-tight clothes just because.
What makes you say that?
>>10218932
>Equips her chainsaw
This is the best part...~
And I even get to work with pilot girl.
>>10218930
>she stares blankly
...I would've believed that if you hadn't turned to face me.
>>10218956
joke. You're a comedian you're supposed to know this.
>>10218957
>Cirno is a litterally who
Nufag alert.
>>10218932
One of these cycles, I will be confident and creative enough so you will not see this again.
Starting.
>>10218940
Baka.
>>10218932
This looks like a wonderful list of eager organ donors! Let's start with the surgery right away!
>>10218956
Capra Demon was Elias' ava before Elias
>>10218965
I just don't give a fuck about dangans, i don't pay them any attention so they're all literally whos
>>10218967
Haha... Onwards!
>>10218967
....
>The good doctor seems to be for a loss of words, ironic considering he was killed by a book filled with them.
<<10218975
>I just don't give a fuck about dangans
Wewlad
>>10218975
>dangans
This is bait, right? Right?
>>10218975
>dangans
>>10218967
Am I a student or a disciple?
I ask myself that question every day
>>10218975
>dangan
>>10218975
>Cirno is a Dangan
How new are you, friend?
>>10218960
Don't you know? Blind people have heightened senses, and that's true for skeletons too. It's very simple to track the location of a voice. I mean, when you hear somebody calling out your name from behind you do you spend twenty years scanning the area to check where it came from? No, you just look behind you.
>>10218967
>Oh man, if you dropped out of school mom would sure be upset.
>If you dropped out of school she would- wait a minute, mom never sent you to school, why are you even here?
>>10218932
Why must I be paired with HIM?
Two can play at that game!
>>10218959
Alright! You know how amazing America is? We had legalised gay marriage in 2015, if I recall! We have the best holidays, the best people, the best weapons, the best boats...
>Alfred goes on a tirade on just how amazing America is in a lot of detail. It's long. It's tedious... But it can be ended pretty quickly.
...The best movies, the best guns, the best women, did I mention the best burgers? The best celebrities...
>>10218967
AYE! Hey, who was the wise guy who slapped my ass in front of everyone? Yeah, I said it! This is high school, and all the cool kids swear unnecessarily!
>>10218975
Reminds of the time Ryoma got called a hero kid
>>10218967
Duel 1
Blaming a dog and running it over. I already know who I do not want to win.
Kids are to be looked after. Their innocence makes them do things a rational being would not.
Do those burns match your flames or not?
>>10219002
I love the politics of the United States of America as well.
It's really fun.
>>10218987
>>10218990
>>10218991
Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!
hah!
>>10218936
>There are the distant noises of a confused engineer in the distance
>>10218932
...Huh. Ready to sortie.
>>10218960
I don't wear my dress uniform often...
And I'm a clone. I was actually made for that sole purpose. So yes. Yes I was.
>>10218967
>She doesn't say a word. If she's uncomfortable, she doesn't let it show.
>>10218975
We reach a new level of retardation everyday.
>>10218975
>>10219011
source
>>10219020
i dunno i think it might be BOSTON DYNAMICS but i'm not yet sure if it's BOSTON DYNAMICS, maybe looking in the bottom right-hand corner of the video will confirm whether or not the source is BOSTON DYNAMICS
Thanks for the (You)s, dumb faggots.
>inb4 le I was only pretending to be retarded meme
Stay fucking gullible, HG.
>>10219009
Okay, I understand.
I want to make a public apology to whoever I have insulted with my music.
I didn't mean to.
Sorry.
I'll be more careful next time.
I hope you can forgive me.
I love you, my fans.
>>10219029
I was just making sure jesus calm it down
>>10219009
Winter. The most dangerous and most taxing of all seasons. Do you have what it takes to survive?
>>10219009
>Lucky for you, all of your classmates are too busy playing with their "iPhones", whatever those are supposed to be, to notice you pretty obviously murdering this girl in the middle of the classroom.
>>10219032
MERELY PRETENDING
>>10219040
>>10219032
>pretending to be me
just for that i'm stealing the yous of your post
>>10219032
I-i was only pretending to be gullible guy
>>10219040
Will this protect me?
They said that this would protect me.
Protection.
>>10219070
I'm poppy
>>10218885
Oh right. That is what others call it. You do not need to worry yourself. It is just a day. As for what I did, it was more of what my sister did. She tried for a week to find out what I could be interested instead of... you know. She was unsuccessful.
>>10218903
Please do. Holding it long enough means that I will never have to deal with you again. And what are you to judge me for this? You have not even tasted what I have crafted.
>>10218921
>Still looking at her, she awkwardly puts her hand on Puru's shoulder. What she had hoped was a reassuring look appears on her face.
I apologize if I caused that. I had no idea that something like that would happen.
>>10218997
And you being able to stick your fingers into your eye sockets?
>>10219009
Now that I'm here, things will be different....
Time to wreak havo-
Where did these brats come from!? Hey...!
>>10219016
..Uh.
Alright.... Didn't know that, actually. A clone, huh....? You can clone people now?
>>10219078
I'm Poppy
>>10219084
We are all poppy
>>10219040
It comes as no surprise to me that America is a disease.
I have heard that the leads in Romeo and Juliet perish. I wonder if fate chose them for a reason.
>>10219084
I want to pop Poppy's cherry.
>>10219084
No you're Cirno
>>10219084
I am poppy
>>10219082
I have been undead for, uhh, centuries. Is it really that strange that I'd be able to locate my eye holes by now?
>The skeleton shakes his head dismissively.
Such a dense girl, really...
>>10219106
>implying she didnt get e-dicked already
>>10219010
The best-- Politics? Of... In America? You're kidding, right? The jokes that have spawned out of the election, the winner of the election... Prime time for destruction, and might I add just what came out of it? Horrible! How could you like it?
>>10219089
>Alfred squints as the horror movie legend leaves toward the STD clinic. He has been living for about like 240 years now... And in NONE of them had he ever had sex with anyone (well, save for Iowa, but that was a handjob), so what was the rush for?
Dude, look, I might be really old, but I'm not THAT reckless. I don't have any STDs, I promise!
>>10219080
If it wasn't you, it would've been something else.
I have to...to be careful lately. I don't have many of those left.
...Thinking about those things hurts too much.
>>10219082
I did say I was "Puru Eight" for a reason...it's been viable for a while, just not worthwhile for results. Assuming we even use the same calendar, for that matter.
>>10219089
>A bell is heard through the school.
Already? Something wants you all to die quickly.
Love is something I may never understand. Especially in cases like these.
Vehicular manslaughter never ceases to amaze me with how simple yet effective it is.
>>10219089
>You refuse to think about the horrors that you have seen today.
>Why is everybody here so obsessed with aggressively fornicating with you?
>You just wish that you could leave this hell hole and go back home, mom must be worried sick.
>>10219080
I'm French. That practically makes a professional food critic.
>>10219080
Well, it is a day a bit more important than the others, personally. At least you know yours....
What'd you do in the meantime?
>>10219116
That long? Well, alright.
It's not like I would've known with having been told. Do I look like a soul reader to you?
>>10219121
Oh... Right. You could be from a completely different time or place. Still, that's kinda cool. I'm interested to see the future now....
I LOVE MY FIDGET SPINNER
>>10219117
>Cirno
>Erping
>>10219135
t. aikawa
>>10219087
No we're not.
Maybe, in the future, everyone will have their own Youtube channel.
But currently, this is not true.
>>10219106
As many of you know, I'm a very serious artist.
You can pop someone elses cherry.
>>10219108
I wanted to see you.
Everyone should just be happy with themselves, just the way they are.
I just wanted to let you know this
>>10219109
I'm Poppy!
Or is your name also Poppy?
that could be a posibility.
Maybe you're right