Hello all and welcome! It's Saturday 11pm est and you know what that means! It's time for a /b/ HG from /brash/: Team Battle! Team Battle XXXVI: Battle of the Admins!
Led by /brash/ admins Kazugeta (me) and Megumin, its time for these 10 teams to go head to to see which admin reigns supreme
Kazugeta:
Kaz and Krew
UA High's finest
Utensil Warriors
Dragons
Snakes on a Plane
Mystery Inc.
VS
Megumin:
Neard Squad 2k17
Melty Blood
Mexican Space Legion
NSH
Let the hell begin
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>melty blood
Sorona von Hartellia
Dragons
Kohaku
>melty blood
Corrin
Dragons
Naked Snake
>Snakes on a Plane
Freddy
>Mystery Inc.
Laura Bodewig
NSH
All-Might
>UA High's finest
Akiha Tohno
>melty blood
>>10213503
Fear the Neard
NeardSquad 2K17
Sarius Kyverra
Dragons
Venom Snake
>Snakes on a Plane
Alice Baskerville
NSH
>>10213535
Daphne
>Mystery Inc.
White Len
>melty blood
Izuku "Deku" Midoriya
>UA High's Finest
Nova Warfang
Dragons
Solid Snake
>Snakes on a Plane
John Egbert
NeardSquad 2K17
Yoshino
NSH
Shoto Todoroki
>>10213519
>>10213531
>>10213550
>>10213568
Well gentleman, this is our finest hour
>>10213561
Shaggy
>Mystery Inc.
Liquid Snake
>Snakes on a Plane
Hartmann
>Mexican Space Legion
>>10213518
>>10213529
>>10213547
>>10213562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-hVs0AmzGA
I promise I won't come in dead last again.
Put my team in District 3?
Reisen Udongein Inaba
NSH
Vriska Serket
NeardSquad 2K17
>>10213581
Velma
>Mystery Inc.
Shouta Aizawa
>UA High's Finest
>>10213578
>Also part of UA High's Finest
Jeff Gordon
NeardSquad 2K17
Captain Harlock
>Mexican Space Legion
>>10213548
>>10213570
>>10213594
>>10213609
We here
>>10213596
>>10213581
>>10213561
>>10213535
Let's fucking solve some mystery's shall we?
>>10213540
>>10213558
>>10213575
>>10213593
I will stay strong in these dark times...
Scruffy
>Mexican Space Legion
yooooooo
Jimmy Nelson
Broors 1.1
>>10213533
>>10213553
>>10213569
>>10213583
Ready for literally anything thrown in our way
Nani
>Mexican Space Legion
Manny the Alien
Broors 1.1
Ocelot
Any
Shady Craig
Broors 1.1
>>10213541
>>10213567
>>10213578
>>10213599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQGAPewPH1s
Araragi Karen?
>>10213661
Excuse me sir, I think you're in the wrong thread
Inori Aizawa
Broos 1.1
I'm lost. What is this supposed to be?
>>10213667
>>10213672
same with you two >>10213675
>>10213661
>>10213667
>>10213672
this isn't your usual thread
>>10212568
Aron
>Mexican Space Legion
>>10213667
or any, honestly
>>10213689
>>10213675
It's mine now.
>>10213690
once again
>>10213689
>>10213703
Oh no you don't
I might be a bit AFK, Daytona race about to end. Hype.
>>10213585
>>10213615
>>10213640
>>10213651
We're green and mean!
>>10213503
>>10213828
i want spidey to shoot webs inside of me
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
>>10213848
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Illuminati
>Capitalism
>>10213867
>>10213887
>>10213889
>>10213900
Capitalism, let's see how this goes
My stamina is going to run out before the games even begin
I'll guess I'm gonna take some coffee
I'mma go get something to eat while i wait
Well, the race is over, but game is kill
Kazugeta
Dr. Rodicknik
Pirate King Blackbeard
Megoruffy Nigga
Trash Bandicoot
Nice job not linking the thread, you fucking faggot.
>>10214180
still the wrong thread for you guys
Check
>>10214335
>Off by two
>>10214335
Looking good!
>>10214335
Let's do this!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eriw-2Nc92Y
>>10214335
>>10214335
rooting for neard's team!
>>10214335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJqsoG-v6Ew
My team won't let Megu down. Ready.
>>10214335
Finally!
Let this war come away! Who will be the victor!?
>>10214335
A battle I never thought would happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJddG8OFwQ
>>10214335
Let the battle begin!
>>10214373
Thank you sir.
>>10214396
No deaths, a good start.
>>10214396
So far so good, then.
>>10214396
A good start, I like it
>>10214396
>akiha and w. len on a somewhat rough start
Not too bad so far.
>>10214396
velma already wanting to leave
Same army or not, it's time for Snake to join this battle
Why hunt when you can just buy the village food
The redhair whore did account on his alien biology
Misaki determine to gain approval by her general
Trash is love. Trash is life
Oh shit! General down! Damn you Snake
Dragon Vs Dragon
>>10214396
To be fair, I don't think Robotnik is that good of a doctor as is
>>10214464
Are you kidding me?
>>10214464
Just a small mess for Kohaku to clean up. Nothing bad yet.
>>10214464
What the hell are you doing, fight as a team, not against yourselves!
>>10214464
The impenetrable armor of a firesuit. Protects from fire, and swords!
>>10214464
Without your magic, you're not that tough. Weak CQC technique if I ever saw one.
>>10214464
why aren't knives working
>This TB
Her attempt at impressing Megu sempai has it effects
Heroes are scary...
Sorona, you're a damn traitor!
At least his sword can cut through a football helmet
Rikka doesnt believe in dragon religion
>Snake getting caught ever
Freddy X Kohaku
I guess Bat > halberd
That's our Shaggy!
Cutting a skeleton hand dont do shit
Arashi knows, Reisen
>>10214556
You think cutting my hand will stop me?
>Sorry Kaz
>>10214556
Heh, This is exactly how Civil War went. A bad-ish start, then surprising everyone with a comeback.
>>10214556
Managing to cut through the helmet but not managing to kill him, nice job.
Her technique is ok, nothing special, Manny just wasn't wearing a firesuit like a real champion.
>>10214556
W. Len should have taken armor. Damn.
>>10214556
Did I do good sir??
How can you miss that petite woman?
Animu school women have no place in war
Hey Laura, it's happening again!
Freddy finally shows his worth in the war
Would Jeff Gordon do something like that? He seems that way
I guess Reisen is a fucking double agent
Um...so that just happened
>Trash joins the other side
Fuck
A snake can become a dragon too in Korean mythology. Just not this one
This fat bitch is nimble
>>10214556
So I come back to see half of my tribs die. What the fuck.
>>10214655
>2 down already
That's fine.
>>10214655
>half down already
It's another one of these Teambattles again. Wow.
>>10214655
I like where this is going
>>10214655
Four time champions can do what they want.
>>10214655
That was unexpected
We reach the tributes progress
Megu: 18 soldiers
Kazu: 21 soldiers
Things are looking grand for our army it seems. Lets just bloody hope it doesnt turn around and fuck me over kek
>>10214655
About time I did something useful
>>10214697
>Our
This is Gus Johnson level of bias commentary
>>10214697
Not as far behind as I thought. We're still in this with a vigor.
>>10214697
I'm still ready and able
I think...
I guess it Wabbit Season. Best to use a horse for hunting
Jimbo seems to healthy to get the bad plague
Why do you fear the trap man, Sorona?
Illuminati has a neck apparently
All these armors being removed for sleep. Thats what the enemy wants!
Jeff, you bloody cowards
Theres many ways to kill a hero. Like impalement!
"Oh shit! He's on the hundred dollar bill! Better flee!"
I'm sorry, but you were talking shit
For shame Daph
>>10214710
To be fair, i wasn't originally meant to host
>>10214780
He's saving his strength for later.
>>10214780
I'll just wait for a better chance to ambushing him
>>10214780
>hero kids win again
Not on their watch.
>>10214797
that's what they all say
>>10214780
kazugeta is the champion of the revolution
>>10214780
Thanks, Ben.
>>10214780
Slowly but surely.
>>10214780
I mean he took a ball to the face and is still pitching. No way will the plague do shit.
>>10214780
Daphne's just having a stupid white girl moment
>>10214820
It's true. Especially in a Restrictor Plate race like today's. It's a viable strategy to stay in the back and wait until the last 20-ish laps to make your move, as to avoid the bumping, banging, and crashing of the main pack. We're waiting until the last 20 laps.
You dense motherfucker! You fucked over the army! That's why your team mate will die
I guess he thought racing was lame enough to burn it all
Two redheads want to get off the Mr Bone Ride. Nope!
How does that work?!
Jimmy Nelson: Friends to Al Peasants
Dragons dont need mud. thats why you fail
The weed makes it easy to survive arrows
Sorona fights while Laura flees
Snake killed another one of my soldiers!
"His Mace"
>>10214887
I swear Neard if you kill one of your own fucking teammates.
Nice aim Hartmann. You would think the horns would be a nice bright target.
>>10214887
Oh my, Kaz is dead
>>10214887
Uh oh. Only one Tribute left. I'm so scared.
>>10214887
Goddamn skeleton killed 2 of my team members. Looks like it's up to Nero now. Go get 'em.
>>10214887
This is weirdly peaceful for jimmles
>>10214887
these arrows kinda tickle
>>10214887
Very impressive! Better than what my brother could muster up.
Nani is a skeleton! He's spookier
All Might and Neard: Best Friends!
Chaos Vs Order is seems
Oh Vriska, dont hide behind him
All pirates are apparently heretics
Probably stepped on his own dick
I guess Jimbo and Trash are buddies. Trash was always a loose cannon
He IS heretic
>>10214971
Teamwork!!
>>10214971
Somewhat peaceful day. All right, sure.
>>10214971
Sure i mean my "spear"
>>10214971
Classic Vriska, using John as a shield. That's no way to treat the human boy/crush, but hey, when you're as much of a 8itch as her that doesn't matter.
Neard knows that having the right friends at the right moment is a valuable thing. Nice to get a few of them.
All Might has his priorities straight. Probably joined Hartmann to help look
Not sure about this Snake, tho
We really should get rid of all this mud
Rodicknik is out for blood
I like to imagine a baseball knocked his head off
Neard fumbled the horse!
A wolf fell for a trap lover's trap
You know what happen when you become king, right Laura?
So all it takes is oil it seems..hmm...
>>10215058
i let everyone down agaaaain
>>10215058
You all may think it's not looking too good, huh?
Just wait.
>>10215058
John and Vriska having the same stupid issue.
I mean, the horse can be replaced. Neard cant. I'll take what lucky misses I can get.
Alright folks, this is the end of round 2! Capra's platoon is fucking dead.
We have
Megu: 12 Soldiers
Kazu: 14 soldiers
The gap is smaller. Anything is bloody possible now!
>>10215058
this just shows not to get in my way or you die
>>10215058
Remember friends. Don't fuck up the co-op attack because Jimjam will leave you if you do.
>>10215096
Okay, this is going way too well for us, the deaths are bound to start soon.
>>10215096
>>10215096
Neard how is your entire team still alive?
>>10215096
>dead last again
Everything can't stop going wrong.
>>10215132
i blessed his team with super luck
>>10215132
Don't ask me man. We don't even have any kills. We just kinda, exist.
Fear the Neard fears the repercussions of war
Right now the king is walking around the keep...again
Shady Craig is really good at detection
A stoner and a dragon have a rape threesome ontop of anime corpse
Shoto caught that shot...o....i'll stop
Reisen doesnt want to get the dragon again
Jeff no!
Vriska knows about Trash and his brutality (just ask Pucci and the Rape Apes)
>>10215188
Damn John, nice skills.
You do you Jeff.
>>10215188
This killing people thing is fun mang
>>10215188
but who is jimbo protecting
>>10215188
so many people trying to sneak up on shady
>>10215243
Southside Milwaukee?
Dragons dont use swords though!
After touching another man's GIANT spear, he takes it out on two victims
King Laura gorges herself. Oh the gluttony
"Bart, i mean, Reisen! I pour boiling oil on your skull"
Just make sure Daphne doesnt fuck up, Corrin
A new king! The Janitor King!
He's too stoned to be interrogated. Get rid of him
Oh my, Hartmann. No idea
Shady Shot! 200 points! critical hit!
>>10215272
Well then, I'd say its the last 20 laps now. Time for action!
>>10215272
Fear him.
>>10215272
Implying i'll do something wrong, don't be silly
>>10215272
neard's group is finally getting hostile
>>10215272
Even with your dominant genes, brother, you still end up disappointing me. No matter! Your death only serves as a motivator to continue our late father's legacy.
Neard needs help cleaning, so he asks a janitor. Good choice
Franklin covered wars, so he knows
Sorona, tell the dragons to stop it!
All Might use said might for good
Sarius gotta assert yourself or you will die
I guess Jimbo is a catcher too
Eyepatches would do that
i dont blame you, Shady. That happened too much
Just because you didnt like sex with Trash, doesnt mean you have to be such a bitch!
>>10215347
Quiet night. Gives us some well-needed rest.
>>10215347
...
>>10215347
Rather slow, but that's fine.
>not afraid of me
>>10215347
He does catch when the ball is coming back at him.
"nothing personnel, ben"
There goes Daphne, not attacking the bloody enemy
Rodicknik uses his wood against wood
All Might is a scalie confirmed
*gasp* oh the twist!
But you're on the same side though
SUDDENLY ELEPHANTS
Shady finally got capture. Luckily he lives.
B-but i thought you were already king
>>10215416
Oooh, is that how you feel, Jim?
>>10215416
Thanks Daphne.
John you idiot you were already in it.
Oh boy. Neard is going to town on these losers.
>>10215416
i'm trying my best okay
With that, General Megu is no more. With Round 3 done, we're left with:
Megu: 8 soldiers
Kazu: 10 soldiers.
It's getting kinda hectic! This might be the final round for all we know. Megu might be down, but her army is still alive
>>10215416
is this implying more jims on earth?
>>10215452
Just you wait. It's coming.
>>10215452
how the fuck do i have all four left this is fucking wrong, i've got half of megu's damn team
i'm preparing for the worst
>>10215452
>neard's team still intact
He's gonna pull off that grand comeback.
>>10215482
don't jinx it pls
Jeff Gordon has had enough of spears
Despite seeing elephants tear his comrades up, Liquid gets up in Neard's face
Everybody sucks at sneaking up. Stop stepping on shit
Robbie Rotten: Sneak around. Remember not to make a sound!
"I'm trying my best, ok!" Bullshit!
Well, she is a dragon, guys
Long live the king....heheh
>>10215514
Long live the queen
>>10215514
Well, there goes the full team.
Nicolas Cage will meet you in the afterlife Vris, you fought hard.
>>10215514
Are we just destined to be behind by 2 Tributes for this entire game?
Maybe for a little bit.
>>10215514
Jimmy's taking out his own team. He ain't repping Megusquad; he still repping Broors
>>10215514
Now look what you made me do, but at least i got a kill
Scruffy had to clean up the rubble and blood it seems
A football player defeated a trained agent. holy shit
Shit is about to go down, John
Sarius was so hungry, she could eat a horse
A ball is rollling and something else
A fiery crash!
Shaggy showed his true might
>>10215593
Well, there goes Jeff.
>>10215593
FUCKING F
Well Nelson's respawning in space. kek
>>10215593
Uh ohhhh. We're getting low. Whatever are we gonna doooo?
>>10215593
this is what happens when you try to take my weed from me
>>10215593
What? How did that just happen? I must be getting old...
Scruffy probably wanted to finish porno instead. Boo!
Dragon Drinking Party!
Liquid has his flashback and fled the fucking area
Venom is rather smart and crafty, but fire isnt enough for this one
Two hands are needed to do what i do, fat man *neck snap*
>>10215670
Tis only a flesh wound!
>>10215670
Fire? really...
>>10215670
Giant mechanical robots capable of world destruction I can handle, but a fucking DRAGON? This seems more like up Dead Cell's alley.
Dragon religion wont save you now, Nova
Awkward~
The shadowy man has finally met his match
Trebuchet sends its regards!
Long live the king!
>>10215718
It's all up to you now John.
Rise up Heir.
>>10215718
shit down to one
john don't fuck this up
>>10215718
>neard's team is the last left on megu's side
Oh no.
>>10215718
feels good
>>10215718
It was fun, isn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDdV8eIHGE
Heir hype music
Liquid is unfamilar with how dragons battle
Knowing how Metal Gear is, this would probably happen
Sarius wants the killing to stop
>>10215718
I want to leave this planet again
>>10215788
A hammer can be a good flesh cutting tool, right?
I come back & i'm dead how wonderful
John, that will probably be the biggest mistake of your life...and probably last
Dragons train to prepare for their next victim
Have you ever heard of the Farmer and the Viper? A nice little tale...this is an alternate take
>>10215841
Patience is a virtue, the tortoise will beat the hare.
>>10215841
>killed by a peasant
Are you fucking kidding me
He's pissed. He wants blood. He will do whatever it takes! A horse is willing to help shed that blood
Seeing the threat before them, they team up!
>>10215908
one down, two to go.
>>10215908
>>10215908
Nova, don't fail me now please
The war is over! We have a true victor! Who won the war, folks
was it:
John Egbert, representing Megu's Army
or
Nova Warfang or Liquid Snake, representing my army! Place your bets and jinxes now!
>>10215966
joh n please
>>10215966
May God protect us
>>10215966
J O H N
>>10215966
If it's a win, fuck yes. I've finally won TB.
If it's a loss, damn. I'd say third is a pretty damn good comeback though.
I'm preparing for the worst, good luck to my opponents.
>>10215966
I refuse to let Foxdie interfere with this finale! I will go down honorably damn it!
Megu, do the jinx!
>>10215996
There's no need.
>>10215966
It better be John!
Here is your winner...
>>10216022
pffffffffft
>>10216022
I told you guys to wait for it.
>>10216022
Welp...
I gotta say it, my team was awesome on this Team Battle and I feel proud of them
>>10216022
yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy
>>10216022
WHAT A FUCKING CARRY
>>10216022
Where were you when we won the war?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOvo0t4qUqw
>>10216022
Fuck man.
All it took was a damn seven month hiatus.
Great game to my opponents, you all played well.
I'd say that was a great damn comeback.
Thanks to everyone who was rooting for me at the end. It felt great to have everyone behind me.
By the way, you're welcome Megu.
Onto win two.
>>10216022
>lost to a (((Homestuck)))
You know I change my mind I'd rather go out via Foxdie thank you very much
Failure again.
Anyway, bravo on your success and first ever Team Battle victory, Neard.
And of course, you beat me fair and square once again, Megu. Bravo
>>10216074
Indeed
>>10216074
congrats neard on your comeback!
>>10216088
thank you for hosting kazzz
>>10216088
Thanks for the game.
that was interesting, kek
>>10216088
This for hosting.
And thank you to everyone else who came out and fought for this whole thing. It was a blast.
Here are the placements. Will post other page in a moment
>>10216088
Of course it had to be the time I used that silly photo though, heh.
>>10216088
Thank you so much for hosting Kaz.
>>10216097
>>10216070
>>10216065
Thank you guys.
>>10216074
Good fucking job m8.
Back to space, but goddamn that was a good fight.
>>10216117
Thanks*
Wow.
>>10216127
meh, just stay again
taste like the old times
>>10216118
>1 kill
Damn it Neard you're winning with kindness
>>10216143
Im still here.
Congragulations to the winner, by the way
Winner: John Egbert
Jimbo Killstreak Award: Corrin
Dumbfuck: John D. Rockefeller
Déjà vu award: Solid Snake being charged at
but saved by another tribute, Reisen Udongein
Inaba skillfully blocking arrows, Laura walking the battlements, Laura becoming King
Laura's Teamwork award: Jimmy Nelson killing Vriska Serket
For those that said thank you, you're welcome and thank you for playing. This war was rather fun and it finally answered the major question.
Be sure to tune in tomorrow at 9pm est for the Team Battle Booking Game. Until next time, good night!
time for gacha hell again
bye
>>10216195
Thank you again for hosting.
See Y'all at Booking, how about two in a row?
>>10216209
byee
>>10216219
hope so
>>10216195
RIP to those who didnt win, and thanks for hosting.
Might experiment and throw in some non-mgs characters next TB. Expect us as the return of Team Heartbreak.
cya /brash/