ITT: Pokemon Are Real. (This thread takes place in a new universe.

g-goo?

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>>10210002
What iiiiif weeeeeeeeee....
Uhhhh... Take a bunch of mega stones?

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>>10210409
Up until now I didn't think they really existed but I guess it's pretty cool there's humans out there that can understand us.

borfk

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>>10210199
>99
>That wasn't actually a very slow grab, Tobias. Lunging for Alain like that is a good way to scare the man. He reacts instinctively, scrambling backwards... And promptly falling over.

Welp, caved in and took a detour to Sinnoh, at least plane tickets to and from Kanto are cheap.
Any sights I could get to in about a day or two?

>>10210409
Exceedingly rare for how important pokemon are in our society.

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>>10210425
Goo.

>>10210444
Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant by the uh, stones.
Might find something niiiice, like.. a uh..
>One quick google later
A Garchompite! Or uh, something.

>>10210509
Don't they have a big god thing there? Why not check that out.
I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to complete my team and feed them on a budget.

>>10210552
If you're that guy looking for a mimikyu I'm sure Sun or someone could help.

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>>10210409
I find it saddening how few of us there are.
>>10210376
It's fine, I've seen more people who pretended to be Pokeglots than I have actual Pokeglots.
>>10210509
Hmm... Sinnoh... You may find the Space-Time towers to be of interest.

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>>10210477
>Fails all around.
>Alain ends up knocking them both onto the floor, Tobias ends up on the bottom.
"...Well. I think I cursed both of us."

>>10210552
>>10210609
Mt. Coronet? I admit, it's one of two places I'm feeling a "pull" towards, but I'm not sure if I have the time and physical condition for a trek to the top.

>>10210591
...Who's Sun?
>>10210662
Sinnoh isn't far from Johto, I can come up there with you if you want?

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>>10210662
You're thinking of Spear Pillar, I meant the Space-Time towers.
It's in Alamos, Sinnoh.
The town isn't a very well known one, but it's nice, from what I've heard.

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>>10210680
Oh! Oh!! That's me!! I'm Sun!!

>>10210680
Do you have a way to get up the peak fast?
First still, I have to go somewhere else.

>>10210712
Yeah, never heard of that place.

>>10210728
...Your name is Sun and you don't have blonde hair? I was imagining you as a blonde.
What do you do?
>>10210879
...I'm a flying type specialist. My Pidgeot can reach mach 2 on a bad day.

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>>10210638
"Good job, Tobias."
>Alain huffs, allowing himself a moment of just burying his face in Tobias' cloak before he gets
"... Right, rocks."

#makesunblonde

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>>10210929
I don't have blonde hair, but I have a sun based team!
Aw, how come no one here seems to know me? I'm the champion of Alola, silly!
>>10210970
But anon, I like my hair as it is!

Hello
How do I scare off shifty smelly person without mauling them
Asking for friend

>>10210993
Throw their tea in the harbor

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>>10210513
Yessssssss!!!
Sooooooo, you wanna get on that skiff and go rock hunting?

>>10210988
Sorry, I mostly focus on training. I'm sure you're a good champion.
Uh... Hi, I don't really know what to say to a champion, sorry.
>>10210993
Vocalize at them as loud as you can. If you can't do that give them a warning shot.

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>>10211014
Yeah! I uh, think most of my gear is still loaded up from the last time we went out, so we're probably good to go whenever.

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>>10210969
>Tobias gets up, chuckling.
>I'm gonna assume they're in his house because them being outside for multiple days probably doesn't make sense.
>Tobias leads Alain into his room.
>It's fairly sparse with an open closet, multiple cloaks inside and a pile of clothes at the door of the closet.
>There's a TV and the normal things, a bed, the sheet has a large Darkrai design and is red and blue.
>Tobias' conference trophy is on a desk.
>Tobias gets to searching the room.
"Where did I leave them?"

>>10211004
Little brother is typing this
She steals someone elses tea
>>10211057
I tried
She thought it was cute
If I zap at her she will call breeder again
I don't like that place at all

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>>10210409
fake.

>>10210446
You know they just pretend right? there is maybe like 1 guy that could kind of understand

>>10210509
yeah i am pretty important.... ! i think.

>>10210609
yeah. and they make bank doing so.

>>10211184
...Where are you at?
I guess I can come get you out of there.

>>10210929
Yeah, could go for a trip that way. Just going to the peak and see if anything happens.

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> Thread is back
> people immediately resume playing the same cannon characters and shitting it up
> Picture related to the rebooting.

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>>10211057
It's okay, Alola is kinda a new League so um...
I'd be kinda surprised if you knew!
Um... We're not really much different from other trainers and stuff so um...
I guess I can answer any random questions about Alola or something?

>>10211230
Not sure
Trainer says it's "Fucking Kanto"
Trainer is okay, smelly creepy lady is not trainer

>>10211231
I'm going to end up stuck in two different places. Where am I meeting you?
>>10211267
Sorry, hah.
What flying types are decent in Alola?
>>10211293
You have to know something. Can you read the signs?
If you give me something it'll make getting rid of the creepy lady easier.

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>>10211293
Tell me and your new friend where you are!
>>10211312
Come on, let's split the load, non?

>>10211312
>>10211340
Ah
OK
Fuschia City, one KM from PokeMart
Not sure how far KM is

>>10211293
Given the entire day I was there, I can say that I agree.

>>10211312
I'm going to Fuego Ironworks, so, maybe there. It seems you have something more important to do at the moment.

>>10211238
(The more things change, the more they stay the same)

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>>10211112
"...The closet, according to you."
>And that's where he starts, rummaging through the clothing and patting down the pockets.

>>10211340
...Please don't say that to me ever again.
>>10211375
If you give me a bit I can be there.
Uh... Look for the guy in the black cloak. With the mask.
>Rolling for travel time to Fuschia with last number.
>>10211392
Very sorry, if the... Kalosian can help you I'm sure he will.

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>>10211375
Oui! Well, our friend is getting to you.
>>10211392
Soooo. I will meet you at the Ironworks!
>Rolling for travel time there with last number!
>>10211459
Why not? We are splitting the load, non?

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>>10211194
I uploaded me talking into this thing and the green haired guy understood completely.

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>>10211312
The only unique ones we have are Toucannon, Oricorio, and Celesteela but um...
The Smogon people say Toucannon and Oricorio kinda suck?
I think that's silly though, Oricorio are really fun for battles, especially when you team them up with a Volcarona!

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>>10211397
>7
>You manage to find something box shaped but three pairs of pants seem to be knotted around it keeping you from getting inside.
"Did you find anything?"

BIRBS

>>10211459
Don't worry, you're going to do a good, I think.

>>10211478
Search for the weirdo with the Porygon2.

>>10211617
BORBZ

>>10211392
I have not been here long
I would like to leave with new trainer
He seems okay
>>10211459
>>10211478
Okay
I am not easy to miss
Nobody like me and my half brother here, ha ha ha

>>10211238
(If people are having fun and we avoid the mistakes from last time what's the issue my man?)

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>>10211478
Please.
Why.
>>10211509
...What is a Celesteela?
>>10211636
Thank you.
>>10211680
Nor am I.
>There's your hero, walking around, the idiot with the bird mask.
>He's, uh, probably not as heroic as you thought, standing at a whopping 5'2".

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>>10211636
OH HON HON HON.
Aren't all synthetic pokemon owners weirdos?
>>10211715
Why not?
You take half the load, and I take the other half!

>>10211735
>You see a nerd that looks like he has been sleeping in airports the last nights
>He is stalking a lone Magnemite
"That's a way to put it, yep. Hello"
>The Porygon2 beeps a few times

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>>10211501
talking to what thing? are you sure the guy wasn't just an oddish wearing a human suit?

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>>10211836
I recorded my voice with this poke gear thing I'm using to post in this thread but no he looks pretty human to me and supposedly he's some bigshot in Unova.

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>>10211578
"...Yeah, a box tangled in a bunch of pants."
>He tries his best to untangle the pants, but it's all for *knot*. Hahah puns.
"... do we need a knife?"

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>>10211883
>Too bad you didn't get the 8s.
"...I think so. You want to do the honors?"
>Tobias pulls a kukri from a drawer, still in it's sheath and hands it off to Alain.

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>>10211852
What are you doing talking to someone famous?

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>>10211715
It's um...
It's like...
It's like a rocket!!
A 30' rocket thingy!!
And they shoot flames and stuff!

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>>10211098
(Sorry nerd, I'm multitasking.)
How about now?
>Plush has already grabbed the Wak and is heading to the door.

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>>10212065
(You're fine man.)
..I suppose now works, sure.
>Follow along with the plusho

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>>10211792
(Well, uh I think the other guy got poofed.)
"Hello! We're going to... Mt. Coronet?"
>The hon shows a map to his Mr. Mime.

>post with FC
>guy leaves
(welp, back into the trash)

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>>10211715
>A Luxray pokes his head out one of the windows.
>The Pokemon nods twice.
>>10212221
( If you were the bird mask dude, I'm sorry. RL Shit popped up, I had to run an jump in the car. )

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>>10212161
>Stitches floats up onto the skiff.
Ready when you are, cap'n!
>>10212221
(Don't leave, man. They probably just got dragged off for IRL stuff.)

>>10212206
(Still here, man)
"Thanks but first...why does this seem familiar to me?"
>The nerd pulled out a bunch of batteries, as he closes in to the Magnemite

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>>10211964
"Why do you ev-"
>The sentence is cut off with a facepalm.
"Nevermind, I'll do it."
>Alain hesitates when pulling out the blade, spending a moment just staring at it before going for the cut. Hopefully he doesn't cut himself.
>>10212221
(They probably just got busy, anon.)

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>>10212247
>Wakko: climb up on and get yourself in that captains chair
Alright number one.
..Do uh.. do you know where Kalos is?

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>>10211995
I dunno I just mentioned him in another post and he responded to me.

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>>10211735
Please don't talk to me.
>>10212004
...A rocket. You have a pokemon that's a rocket?
>>10212246
>Birbman isn't a pokeglot.
>He walks up to the window as casually as a dude that attracts attention like a crime scene can.
>And stares.
"...Out the window? Nod for yes, shake for no."

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>>10212521
>The Luxray shakes its head, then glances over at a small but loud group of people walking down the street.
>They're approaching the house, it seems.

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>>10212521
Yeah!!
They don't appear very often because they're from a different dimension and stuff but uh...
They're really cool, and they tank a loooooot of damage!

tips for dying?

>>10212763
dont

>>10212763
Piss off a legendary

>>10210409
I don't think they're real. I mean yeah I can understand my Rotom but that's because he uses text-to-speech and he needs to possess my phone or something to do it.

>>10211715
>>10212521
>throw brick at
dont run away dude

>birdman and hon ran off
fug, i think we need to change our format or get more rpers

>>10213003
(Probably they got bogged down with IRL stuff?)

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>>10212362
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
>Point eastish.
That way I think.

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>A large pile of wood begins to form on the beach. All varieties of wood, grass, and leaves can be found within it, its shape the standard teepee of a bonfire. Multiple thuds and the sound of splintering can be heard as Jackie strips the branches from a large piece of wood, tossing them onto the larger pile as she goes.
"How many fucking pieces of wood does this shit need..."
>>10213003
(Dude, they're probably just busy with IRL stuff, it happens. People can't be here and posting 24/7)

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>>10213055
>Plush arm: bap a wak mid point
ow.
Uh.. so, east?
Good enough for me.
>Start up that skiff and get to turning it around
You need anything before we set off?

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>>10213117
(unless they're nerds like us)
"For a signal fire? A lot, and we want green stuff, more smoke is better."
>Emrys helps, taking a borrowed knife and hacking down branch after branch of green wood, with plenty of leaves
>He also makes the effort of organizing the pile, putting dry wood at the center, where it can be easily lit, and arranging things to they have air to burn with

>cant make anything interesting myself
>everyone else is either doing irl stuff or not interested in any of my stuff
haha time to die

>>10213345
(I'm in the same boat, anon, send help I just want to develop a pizza delivery guy)

>>10213345
stop being me, it's not good for you

>>10213345
( I could always pull out an antag I've had interest in doing but it'd require people actually having interest in him. And actually doing him would be difficult. )
>>10213390
( I'm not sure, Anon. You might need a snappier start than a pizza delivery guy. )

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CONNECTION ESTABLISHED
>RUN LAD Y/N?
>WHOIS LAD Y/N?

>>10213474
Who is LAD?

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>>10213345
>>10213390
(I could probably have one of my characters jump in/interact with your characters? N, Sun, and Hilbert are all open at the moment.)
>>10213209
>Knives are for wimps, according to Jackie. The woman snaps off and strips the branches with her bare hands, the occasional poke or splinter going unnoticed due to callouses all along her hands. With a flash and the click of the Pokeball Fennekin stands before the pile, immediately jumping to chew on one of the sticks.
"I'm ready whenever you are."

Hey, /par/? How do I get a crowd of drunk idiot socialites the fuck away from my house?
I'm getting a ticket the fuck out of this town, I just need to deal with this one last problem.

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>>10213474
"Y" to "WHOIS LAD"
I wanna know who LAD is

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>>10213516
Drunks...?
Couldn't you just do that thing they do in movies and like...
Yell that the police are coming?
Or um... actually call the police?

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>>10213502
"Go ahead and start it up, if we keep it fed, it will produce smoke and eventually someone will see it. Or, you know, we could take the boat I spent a whole day making."
>He shrugs, seeming rather miffed

>>10213551
One of the dumbasses is the police chief's daughter.
Aaaand there's my sister. I know exactly what this is about now.
I'm calling the cops anyway if they try to get in, and telling them they're officially unwelcome.
>Rolling...

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>>10213501
>>10213520
LABORATORY ARCHIVE DEVICE is an artificial intelligence created by [A-Level Verification Needed] currently located 500m under [A-Level Verification Needed]. Current initiative is to capture and study pokemon.

Last boot dates were February 27, 1996, September 28, 1998, October 23, 1998, June 10, 1999, October 5, 1999 November 21, 1999, October 13, 2000, October 15, 2000, January 29, 2004, September 9, 2004, October 1, 2004, September 23, 2004 and July 1, 2017.
>Boot LAD?

>>10213516
>>10213642
I was about to say to call the cops but fuck, that looks bleak.
Run.

>Meanwhile, back IRL while a weird Kalosian stares silently
>"Time for recruitment"
>Get closer to the target
>Closer...
>Try to look non threatening, give it the batteries
>Rolling

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>>10213676
... yes, boot LAD.

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>>10213147
Uhhh... I don't think so? I'm all geared up if you are!

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>>10213642
Um... Is there a way you could sneak out?
Or uh... Leave from the roof with a Flying Pokemon?

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>>10213778
>Booting...
10%...
20%...
...
80%...
90%...
94%...
98%...
99%...
100%
>Start AI_
>Options_ [Certain Options are locked to D level users]

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>>10213587
>A scoff can be heard loud and clearly, the Skull Grunt looking down at him,
"I'm not riding a raft. There's probably Gyarados out there."
>And with that she looks over at the fox, nudging it with her foot and gesturing at the pile.
"Don't just stand there, light it up."

>>10213743
On it. Got my bags and Pokeballs.
>>10213798
Yeah, they're not watching the back door close enough. No flyers on the team, but the two new members have the whole situation watched close.
Fuck this town, I'm out.

>Somewhere in Fuschia City, a young man slips out the back door of his house, and breaks into a dead sprint with a small suitcase and a backpack.

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>>10213871
>Foxxo drop stick and hit the wood pile with an ember then resume chewing dat tasty twig once satisfied at the size of the fire

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>>10213790
Alright!
Let's get going then, I have no idea how long this is gonna take.
>Aaaand they're off to the land of baguettes and magic rocks

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>>10213866
... tell me about the Pokemon you've caught and are currently researching.

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>>10213871
>Emrys stares
"You're... scared of gyarados."
>He's not even saying it jokingly or anything just, pure shock

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>>10213935
Good luck, anon!
I can go there if you need help or something!

>>10213952
Subjects 1 to 120 have expired since last boot. Subjects 121 to 149 are currently in a frozen state. Subject 150 and 151 have disappeared.
Please enter username and password for further details.

>>10213743
>No dice, it ran away
>Time to try again
>One of these Magnemites should bite, right?

Hey /par/, have any of you ever tried to catch pokemon with someone else asleep standing up?

>>10213935
Which city? I can maybe help but I'm currently in Sinnoh.

>>10214060
Are you capable of your own thought?

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>>10213959
"No, I'm just not a fucking idiot. A raft is the worst place to fight, and my team is weak to water. Even I know when I can't win."
>>10213937
"Hmph. Thanks."
>The pat she gives the Fennekin is, contrary to the air of anger and bitterness she carries, soft and gentle.

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>>10214060
I'm a guest user.
Tell me about the last user to boot up this AI, aside from me.

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>>10214114
"Fair enough."
>Emrys looks out at the ocean, then at his raft.
"At least most of them never get over level 30, they get eaten by bigger ones and those are pretty easy to avoid if you know the signs..."
>He scritches Lune's ears, chuckling
"Not that we did at the time."

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>>10214103
Artificial Intelligence is currently set to 17%.
You will need to change this in the options with C Level access. [Note: C Level users cannot set Artificial Intelligence above 50%.]
>>10214178
I am not allowed to tell this to a guest user with D Level access.

>>10214205
can you tell me something l-lewd

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>>10214205
Fair enough.
What was the most recent specimen caught?
>>10214070
I... What?

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>>10214114
>The Fennekin lets out a happy noise and their tail swishes about as they're pet

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>>10214258
"l-lewd" is not in dictionary. Please define.
>>10214319
Most recent specimen caught was 145. Currently in stasis.

>>10214205
Tell me about the access levels and manufacturer.

>>10214319
Some guy Arrived, said a few things and then fell asleep right on the spot, standing up.
Looks like some sorta Kalosian scarecrow, thankfully I'm not searching for Murkrows.

>Target acquired
>Get more batteries out
>Rolling

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>>10214184
>>10214378
>She sits in silence, occasionally patting the Fennekins head or poking the bonfire. This goes on for a good ten minutes before she speaks again.
"Islands aren't normally this empty. It's weird."

>>10214385
define goo

>>10214385
Lewd
Noun
L•oo•d
Something of sexual and explicit nature that maybe or is inappropriate

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>>10214385
Can you tell me the typing of specimen 145?
Alternatively... Who I would talk to to get a higher access level.
>>10214422
That's weird as fuck. You check his pockets or...?

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just go on an irc or something fuck

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>>10214422
A Level is full access, requiring a fingerprint and password.
B and C levels are restricted access, requiring passwords.
D level is guest access.
Manufacturer is R.
>>10214491
a sticky or slimy substance.
usage: "the scientist threw the rejected goo sample into the trash"
>>10214500
Accepted.
>>10214518
Electric/Bird
You would need to get a password to an existing account or speak with R.

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>>10214540

>>10214422
(Oh fuck dubdubs wat do)
>Approach the target
>The target calmly stares with its single eye
>First at the trainer, then the ball in one hand, finally the bunch of batteries of all kinds in the other
>It goes for the batteries, draining them in a flash
>The Magnemite seems happy
>Pet the Magnemite

>>10214518
Two reasons for why not. One, he is apparently going to help me get around the region, second, I already have enough legal issues back home and I don't feel like adding theft on top of assault.

>>10214587
Bird? Don't you mean Flying?
Tell me more about this R

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>>10214587
And where would I find R?
>>10214830
Fair enough.
And your plans if he doesn't wake up are...?

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>>10214830
Data says Bird typing.
R is the supreme owner of all. R controls all of Kanto. R is the supreme owner of me.
>>10214884
Kanto. Viridian City. Silph Co. Celadon.
Unknown personnel detected. Please boot Arm A, B, C, D, E or F.

>>10214960
Boot all arms!

>>10214960
Do you have a sexuality?

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>>10214457
>The phox finishes its twig rather fast and begins eyeing the stick Jackie is holding before deciding against snatching it and instead tries to steal one from the fire.

>>10214960
Retrieve arms

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>>10213950
>Flopp on the deck.
Probably a while.
Are we there yet?

>Take out the last of the batteries
>Give them to the little magnet pokemon
>It seems special, in a way

>>10214884
To be honest, I have no idea. Mostly going back to Jubilife International Airport, retrieve my stuff and see if I get an idea of where to go next.

>>10214960
Your data seems to be a bit corrupted.

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>>10214960
... can you tell me the last known locations of subjects 150 and 151?
>>10215305
Sounds rough. Hell, Sinnoh might have a job for you.

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>>10215289
Probably.
Not sure, don't really know what it looks like.
There should be a pair of binoculars around here somewhere if you want to be the lookout.

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>>10214977
Unable. A, B and C booted.
Situation being dealt with.
>>10215152
This is not related to the present situation.
>>10215196
I already have those.
>>10215305
The data is fine.
>>10215343
The last known location of subjects 150 and 151 was here.

>>10215371
tell me your sexuality now!

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>>10215371
Any predictions on their possible current location?

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>>10215397
Sexuality currently set to 0. [B level users can change this. Recommended not to set above 70.]
>>10215661
151 is in Cerulean Cave. 150 is in ???

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>>10215688
.... are you sure you don't have those numbers backwards?

>Here goes nothing
>Boop Magnemite with Premier Ball
>...
>...
>...
>Ding

>>10215343
Tried, no dice.

>>10215371
Check data integrity anyway.

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>>10215760
Yes.
>>10215872
Data integrity is NULL%.
If you are still experiencing problems please consult an admin and have the Artificial Intelligence level raised.

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>>10215933
>Squint
Give an approximate height and weight for subject 151, please.

what pokemon could cockvore me

>>10216407
yes

>>10216407
no

>>10216407
maybe

>>10216407
I don't know

>>10216407
Can you repeat the question?

>>10216407
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>10216407
AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

>>10216407
I'm not sure whether to be curious as well or disgusted.

>>10216407
((Got bored of MLP?))

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Why am I awake?

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>>10219651
I don't know why are you?

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>>10219669
I can't sleep. Wait what about you?
>(Just as I feel sleepy again. Might passout.)

What do you guys do in your downtime? I just realized I've got a day off from delivery for the first time in months and I've got no clue what Rider and I are gonna do.

Kantofag here. Anyone see a weird dude in a mask? Not that royal guy from Alola.

>>10220481
>mask dude
is he with rocket or something?

>>10220501
I dunno I saw him in Fuschia.

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>>10220237
downtime? what downtime?
>>10220481
nope. sounds really weird

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>>10220237
Sort my archives. They are very nice archives.

>>10220481
I saw that guy, he's on my to fuck list.

>>10220524
Yeah, I know that feeling.
>>10220534
I don't really have those, I've just got my Rotom, Rider, and my bike.

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>>10220608
Tragic. Simply tragic. Have you considered taking up a hobby?

Knitting, woodworking, flower arranging, dance, mechanics, film, fishing, elaborately staged bank robberies, cooking, enjoyable little things like that.

>>10220608
>rotom possessing a bike
anon you know they need special motors that arent even in production anymore
dont bs me

>>10220731
And I'm one of the few that owns one, it's why I'm the fastest pizza delivery guy in Black City.

>>10220752
no i mean
they havent been since the 60s
team galactic owns them all
you literally have to pay trillions to get fucking one man

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>>10220731
>>10220766
To be fair we can possess anything we want.
>>10220752
Where to, chief?

>>10220775
(Sorry I thought we were going by the manga/anime/game canon where they can only possess things with the motor.)

>>10220766
Then how does the Rotomdex work

>>10220821
To be fair there's literally only one and Sun has it.
Kuikui probably paid out the ass for a motor.

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>>10220766
Yes, and?

>>10220775
"Still tryin' ta figure that out, Rider."

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>>10220821
Rg qfhg dliph!
>>10220880
"Y'know I thought I'd grow up to be a washing machine, look at me now."

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>>10220880
>(Anon. You have taste.)

So how is everyone this morning?

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>>10220890
"You're a badass motorcycle, I'd say that's an improvement over a washing machine."
>She looks out the window
"Still no idea what to do with the day off though. Any ideas?"

>>10220891
(Welp time to kill myself)

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>>10220891
uber busy! how about you my human friend?

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>>10220951
"Obviously the next jump here is a helicopter."
"How about that GLACIER place?"
>>10220891
R wfmml, xzm blf ivzw Zgyzhs?

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>(Guess I'll leave for today. Sorry I make you feel like that Anon. Also don't do that. Please.)

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>>10220951
How about you take a day to buy a bra sister, holy shit.

Can't be Take the Girls to Work Day if you're off, so tuck em' in already.

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>>10220966
"I don't know how to fly a helicopter, how about a flying motorcycle? I hear in Orre they've got these cool hoverjet systems and some big shot there built a bike with them."

>>10220976
Bras don't work for me, "sister", not even the most expensive ones I've found in Black City are comfortable.

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>>10220976
Hsv'h gll hpzmpb uli z yiz.
>>10221031
"I doooooooooooooooo! What, are we goin' to buttfuck nowhere Orre then?"

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>>10221044
"Not on just a day off, but it's an idea to keep in mind, now that I think about it I've probably got a lot of vacation days saved up."
>She looks out the window and knocks back the last of her coffee
"Maybe we can get some training done, the stronger you are the faster the bike goes, right?"

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>>10221067
"I mean there's a point where if I'm going too fast we don't really get anything. Or, y'know, you die. Friction still exists."
>Beep noise,
"I'm up and down for training, though."

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>>10221090
"Well yeah, but we haven't hit that point yet! I wanna break our record delivery at some point, ya know!"

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>>10221229
"You're gonna need to upgrade us with somethin' fancy then. Somethin' where wind resistance isn't going to turn you into spaghetti."
"...Like... uh... One with a pod, room thingy. You know what I mean?"

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>>10215351
>Yoink binocs and squint.
Uhhhh I see a tower thing over there I think?
>Point in the general direction.

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>>10221241
"A windshield. And first, we need to get fast enough to need one, which means training, let's check out Black Tower and try our luck!"
>Rolling for training

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>>10221284
"No, I mean't like- Nevermiiiiiiiind. Let's go, chief."
>Rotom appears in DPPt at 15 and 20 so I'm gonna say he's level 20 rn unless you have any issues with that.
>Ding! Level 21 get.
"Before you know it we'll be breaking land speed records."

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>>10221308
>I've got no problems, she's not much of a trainer, so he should be low-level.
"Alright, progress! And I know what you were talking about, it's basically just a big windshield. Let's keep going."
>TRAIN HARDER

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>>10221278
A tower thing?
You want to head that way and check it out?

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>>10221031
Hows about you start with a shirt that fits.

>>10221044
Same to you.

goo

>>10222703
>roll for jiji to come home

>>10223210
hes never coming home

>>10223380
sowwy I'll give him back when I'm done lewdstabbing him

>>10223380
None of us is going back home.

>>10223210
>>10223380
>>10223565
>>10223642
i want to molest and corrupt jirachi!

>>10223839
I think he's plenty corrupt as it is

>>10224282
>woobie
>corrupt

>>10224416
Lol okay

>>10224416
the lewdest woobie

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>>10221370
Yes!!
Forward Captain Bones!

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>>10221344
>Training music go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zTNr11kk8
>LV 23 get.
"Hey we're really chuggin' through this, eh?"
>>10221973
R wlm'g mvvw z hsrig, yrxbxov.

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>>10224552
Aye aye.
Onward to the tower of mysteries.
>Change course to: ??? Tower
>Nyoom airboat sounds

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Hello
My little brother and I grabbed my Trainers stuff while he's napping
Whats Unova and is it pleasant?

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>>10225087
Dunno how to exactly describe Unova other than it being another region though I've heard nice things about it.

>Time to get going again

>>10225087
A region in between Orre and Kalos, ptetty nice if you like big cities.

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>>10225184
Good to hear. It must be better than Kanto, or wherever the breeder my old trainer got us from is.
>>10225242
I like cities. Lots of things to look at, lots of people. Not much green, but I can tolerate that.

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Hi guys! How's everyone doing?
Did I miss anything cool?

>>10225312
Kanto is nothing but a backwater region full of hicks compared to Unova. But what I can do, no direct flights between Sinnoh and Unova.

With any luck you may stay at any of the smaller towns in Unova, get a balance of the hustle and the green.

>>10225398
Moving, making things happen, wracking my mind thinking of names.

>>10225398
>throw bird at

>>10225398
>throw more birds at

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>>10225457
Perhaps, perhaps.
I hope that the woman harassing my Trainer will not follow where we're going. She reminds me of the breeders'.
>>10225398
Not that I could see, and I see quite a lot. Heh.

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>>10225458
>>10225549
>A bunch of Pikipeks get tossed in through Sun's open window
"AHHHHHHHHH!! SHOO!! SHOO!!"
>>10225457
Oh, what're you thinking of names for?
>>10225560
Like... Wait ...
Do you just um...
See really far or...?

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>>10225560
Who is harassing your trainer?

>>10225683
>dump murkrows on

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>>10224758
Oh!
I think that's the mastery tower thingy!!

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>>10225560
How so?

>>10225683
A Magnemite.
>See attached Image
Isn't he the cutest little cameramon?

>>10225683
>throw johto birds at

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>>10225795
The.. mastery tower?
Mastery of what?
>Bonehead: do the headtilty thing

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>>10225776
>>10225991
"This is just silly!"
>All of the birds are herded out of Sun's room through the window, which is firmly shut behind him.
>>10225832
Um... I guess!
Robots aren't really my thing, sorry, but um...
I think it's cute, for a Magnemite?

>>10226198
>throw bird mask guy at

>>10226198
All Magnemite are cute, but of course, I have preference for my own.
>DING DONG
Welp, have a flight to take. Maybe I'll have a name by when I get to destination.

man i dont know how to create anything interesting here

>>10227199
What do you mean?

>>10227251
Ah, sorry. I didn't know this feed was live. Hello.

>>10227452
Hello how are you?

>>10227619
My supervisor needs me to design a mechanical pokemon with specific specs by a certain date.
...You're well?

>>10227683
I am doing well yeah, how does one just make a pokemon?

>>10227694
Look at Porygon. Like that but more viable in a destructive sense.
I'm having trouble finding the right influence though... Maybe something based on the Arcanine family.

>>10227742
Interesting, well I'm sure you'll figure it out.

>>10227784
Right now I'm testing ceramic plates in battle... It's coming along better than I thought.

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>>10227742
>>10227840
Sounds interesting. Robot dog is a bit generic though...
If you want destructive you should look at something like Mawile or Hydreigon.

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>>10225683
Sorry for slow response.
Things are chaotic here.
My sight pierces most objects, as well as insincere flattery.
Which brings me to >>10225768:
A woman who reeks of lies and refined pheromones.
I believe I'm what she wants - it's bad enough that we're leaving the region, as my trainer says, before something drastic happens.
>>10225832
She reeks of chemicals, the ones that Breeders used. That, and she looks at us strangely.
That Magnemite is quite cute, by the way.

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>>10228000
Good luck with your travels to Unova, I hope that woman doesn't get to you first.

reminder that pokemon are for cumming inside

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>>10228000
A chick stalked you guys all the way from Kanto??
That sounds crappy...
Think she'll go away?
>>10226714
Okay, see you later!

>>10228407
That's weird anon

>Flying over Alola
>Feel... something
>Wish there were WiFi in this plane
>Rolling for remaining travel time: 30+(last post digit*2)

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i want to kiss the bara ghost robot

>>10229342
same

i want him to pick me up and look at me like "the fuck is this squishy thing"
and then hugs happen shortly after

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>>10229342
>>10229418
You are odd pokemon.

>>10229501
yes i am

>>10228536
No, we are leaving Kanto because she is in Kanto.
I hope she will go away. Bad things happen to Pokemon who discourage humans through more direct methods, I have heard.
>>10228287
She will not get us. The plane is boarding soon.
Back in the ball, sadly. Talk to you later.

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>>10229707
Oh....
Well um...
If you guys need help I can try!!
I'm good at the helping thing!

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>>10230235
>bugg: appear from the aether
>nudge
Food.

>>10230287
>throw birb at

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>>10230287
>>10230338
"..."
"Squawk."

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>>10230287
"Um... I don't have anything right now, sorr-"
>>10230358
>Sun stares blankly at the bird man for an entire two minutes before speaking
"Why is... Um... How'd you get in here?"

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>>10230358
>>10230358
...
>chitter at birb

>>10230394
>the buggo nudges Sun with a little more force
Foooooooooooooooood

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>>10230394
"I don't know. Is this- Where in Johto is this?"
>>10230421
>Offer birdseed.

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>>10230438
"... This is Alola, silly!"
>The sentence is interrupted several times by the boy's giggles, despite his best efforts.
>>10230421
>He nearly loses his balance, but manages to right himself before any tragedies occur.
"I'm sorry, I don't keep food in my room!"

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>>10230438
Yisssssssssss.
>nibble on the seeds
>by which I mean slap your big fat drooling horse bug mouth all over them and slurp them up while making gross wet chittering noises

>>10230586
Fug.
>The bug flops at Sun's feet, dejected

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>>10230586
>>10230709
(uh, something about rping this character I don't like. nothing against you two, you do great. sorry, probably going to roll a new character.)
>Birdman goes home.

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>>10230767
(Ah, alright. I gotcha dude, it happens sometimes.)
>>10230709
"Um... I ... Thiiiink there's a berry patch outside?"
>Sun looks over at the Rotomdex for confirmation.
>For reference, Sun isn't a Pokeglot. If he loses the Rotomdex for some reason he won't be able to understand Pokemon

>>10230767
>(Rip. I liked him t.b.h. I'm sure whatever new character you make will be just as funny and interesting though.)

>>10230767
(All right man, shit happens)

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>>10230767
(rip, so long space cowbirb. good luck on the next try)
>bug waves with a dozen small arms

>>10230925
>buggo suddenly springs to it's feet
>the big ones I mean
>it tumbles down the stairs, legs flailing as they try to gain footing on steps that were not made to accommodate horses, bugs, or bug horses, stumbling down to the first floor before jumping out a window
>it runs to the nearest patch and promptly flops onto the ground, already busy rooting in the plant

Dsl sviv vevm pmldh Zgyzhs? Rg prmwz ifrmh nb zvhgsvgrx ru ml lmv gizmhozgvh nb hgfuu.

>>10231283
>Who here even knows Atbash? It kinda ruins my aesthetic if no one translates my stuff.
I dunno, you tell me.

>>10231467
,ehAttYCisn.outiae ' t a ibuhef oginrc .nn

>>10231641
>Can't figure this one out, Annie. Ya bitch.

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what pokemon is best for vore?

>>10231696
>audible clapping
Annie a best.

>>10231696
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>more then a minute apart
>implying annie isn't same fagging

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How many credit cards can you steal before people get suspicious?

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>>10231901
How good are you at hiding you did it?

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>>10231901
Depends on your setup. My personal best is 13 in one week.

>>10231761
curb your fanboyism

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>>10231942
Verrrry?
>>10231949
Uhhh, a lot. Let's leave it there.
Soooooooooooo... What if my trainer finds out?

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>>10232081
Frame him or her.

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>>10232081
Your trainer gets in legal trouble and maybe goes to jail, in which case you get to sit in a ball until they get out.

WyTzz? Qgwonf5!

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>>10232081
>siiip
>saxophone
>sipping a saxophone

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>>10232152
>>10232190
Huh, okay.

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Tips for killing humans? Besides crushing their heads.

>>10232393
crush their dicks

I've done it, PAR, it's finally complete!

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>>10232393
Vomit acid on them.

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>>10232537
If you're the robotic Pokemon anon...
That was ridiculously quick.
If you aren't...
I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>10232393
We have a weak point on our elbows.

>>10232580
My machine, my wondrous, wondrous machine! Now all I have to do is test it, and who better to use it on than myself and my pokemon!

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>>10232409
>>10232546
>>10232580
I see.

>>10232739
rock cock

die

>>10232580
It's the weenis isn't it

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>>10232810
Shhh, don't feed him too much info.
>>10232689
That was... Really, really fast, were the parts alrea-
Nevermind, what design did you end up going for?

god this thread is fucking dead