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>>10189842
Thanks for baking Urshy
>>10189865
No problem! Happy to help.
sorry, not dead
windows updates are a bitch
>>10189826
so funny
>>10190055
hi!
ayyy
>>10190369
*boop*
>>10190401
*boop*
>>10190369
how ya been? I missed ya!
>>10189876
you serve the bread well!
>>10190401
haha I remember that one!
A real song by African Warlord Idi Amin.
Forced his people to sing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K07H02ewWBc
>>10190608
*boop*
What've you been doing lately?
>>10190640
The usual
How about you?
>>10190658
Hey rap
>>10190699
How's it going Dried Pasta?
>>10190657
Keeping the bread alive!
>>10190658
Sup!
>>10190709
I'm alright, I guess I ruined my sleeping schedule, again
How are things with you?
>>10190711
I've been a lot less active lately, maybe I should try to fix that
>>10190711
How're you Urshula?
>>10190728
I'm ok, I have to leave for work in ~2 hours
but otherwise Im' ok
>>10190728
You can come and go as you please. :P
>>10190759
I'm fine. Sorted a few pictures, and I've gotta do chores today.
>>10190789
What sorta chores?
>>10190762
I've been meaning to be more active here, but I generally don't have much to say lately
>>10190797
Wash dishes, vacuum, and put on a load of laundry.
>>10190868
That should take literally less than 30 minutes
>>10191032
Maybe for you... takes me an hour or so, dude.
last years article; Syrian refugee gets praised for good integration and his work as hairstylist
this years article, syrian refuge tried to slice open his female bosses throat
real life writes best comedies
>>10191074
Fair enough4555558
sooner you do it sooner its done!p-[
>>10191102
>bosses
>not boss'
Your english teacher would be disappointed, desu.
>>10191128
didnt have an english teacher
>>10191102
I've already shared this far and wide.
good stuff
>>10191143
Your imaginary english teacher is shh desu, senpai.
>>10191157
your mom is an english teacher
>>10191166
She actually does correctly place apostrophes.
>>10191123
Well, I might also fix a meal and do other general cleaning. What's your work schedule? Besides work, what are your plans?
>>10191157
Hey Gaufre!
im from the time before mandatory english class in school.. had to teach me the goddamn language myself
>>10191185
come home and game :3
>>10191218
>I had to learn a mix of a saxon, norse and a french dialect by myself.
Sounds like a good time.
>>10191243
Haha, fantastic!
>>10191329
CaNoN! Did you find anything?
>>10191351
Very
>>10191329
How'si t going canon
>tfw you lose contact with all of your friends so you suppress your feelings with vidya nd shitposting
>>10191735
That sucks. Sorry to hear.
>>10191351
Well nothing too new, was thinking of superhot but I thought it would be cheaper lol
>>10191496
Yay Rap!!
I'm doin' good, just had dinner n chillin n watching Better Call Saul
how bout u?
>>10191865
I'm good, just watching some PTS for MWO to see how the new rotary autocannons handle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvwMkfsaEO8
>>10191735
get in contact with them again
>>10191953
gitrikt
How's it going Smokey?
>>10191865
I have Superhot! It was fun for a while. The levels can become very challenging but also satisfying. You're right... it should be cheaper!
>>10191953
Kek!
>>10191953
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAsorry I just needed to laugh at this
>>10191978
well enough. i spent the whole day in traffic, which was fun. how are you?
>>10192000
i guess they were tired of losing rank to the shia lebeouf board.
>>10191953
8/b/ on death row
>>10192032
it's sad to me. there were a few of us that really believed in that place. there's a lesson in that: never believe in anything.
>>10192032
You've no idea how much they deserve it Pasta.
>>10192024
I know what thats like kek
I'm good, I have to leave for work now though.
I'll leave everything running as I'm downloading 15 different things from steam kek.
I got paid in the summer sale, not a good thing, picked up everything I've wanted for a while super cheap.
anyway, I gotta go, have a good one, I'll be back in 6-7 hours.
>>10192063
hopefully you aren't capped before you get home, lol. see you later.
>>10192062
I'm sure quite a few people here did, before the drama happened that made bread migrate here
>>10192080
We're upgrading monday so it's not a worry :3
cya
>>10191923
Well they seem pretty awesome! :3
>>10191953
40 keks
>>10191996
I thought it would be one of those really cheaper games, but I guess not
>>10192024
>Shia labeouf board is more popular than b
id think theyd learn their lesson about alienating large portions of their userbase desu.
>>10192100
it started with infinity next. that was the turning point when everything started to collapse.
>>10192137
lol
>>10192137
Glorious!
>>10192279
>CODEMONKEY HELP!
My Sides!
>>10192270
they'll figure it out. i'm sure they have top men working on the issue.
Alright guys i had a random flash of inspiration to make a new chickun i had the idea for the first one i just don't know what to put for the other four so ill just leave this here.
>>10192186
From what I've gathered, infinity next is shit software. I'm gonna stop linking it, lol
>>10192352
noice
>>10192381
i really liked it, it let us share mp3s. i have tooooons of obscure mp3s so it was nice sharing them itt. but yeah the whole thing is crapware that some guy wrote to extort the crippled owner of 8ch. i believe he bought a car with the money.
>>10192186
The only thing I liked about infinity next was the apparent flawless smooth posting at the beginning, also the "upload images before actually posting them" was kinda cool too, but I guess any more than a dozen people using it and that fluidity will go down the drain quick I'd bet
>>10192424
Do you have any idea which of the other four i should put, I was thinking of making a chickun face with various posters I put chickun as DK because theres no real leader and its pretty easy to Cut out the D and turn it into a C to make CK for Chickun. I don't know i'm on a chickun making spree also
>>10192329
thats probably 3/4 of the userbase for that board LOL
>>10192458
there's the whole pantheon of chickun. blewberry chickun, arising chickun, original recipe chickun, and now try the new extra crispy chickun.
>>10192516
>>10192352
So ill go from left to right i'm just brainstorming which one would best suit each one.
>the one on the farthest left would ban evade the most because "shes quick and nimble"
>ill let the lyrics do the talking on the orange one "he has no style he has no grace this kong has a funny face"
>already made CK.
>afro guy is the strongest and maybe extra crispy or a brown chickun could work.
>the one on the farthest right just seems to be able to fly around alot with a jetpack
Alright now with the pantheon in that image i'm gonna do some thinking lel.
>>10192453
that was the whole thing. it worked wonderfully for us in the beta. but any actual load of users made it go to shit.
>>10192604
lol
woop
Alright making some progress.
>>10192807
pasta plz
>>10192961
Psh
How've you been lately? Doing anything interesting?
I made a copy because this idea might be dated.
>>10193008
this seems a little bit too rude i'm gonna brb tho for a bit to finish it
>>10193007
Nothing much, just goofing around.
You?
>>10193237
Kinda bored
>>10193255
You ever heard of idi Amin pasta?
>>10193237
What kind of goofing around does a skitty do?
>>10193360
I have not
>>10193362
Well I forced that other stupid site into using captchas because screw them and now I'm just watching all the conspiracies pop up trying to make sense of me.
>>10193360
Does your dad bring home hot milfs to bang?
>>10193394
Was travis poster there?
>>10193409
don't think so
>>10193386
He was a crazy ruthless Ugandan dictator, who kicked the Jews out of Uganda. He led Uganda with unlimited power, and even forced people to sing a song about him. He claimed to have conquered Great Britain (in Uganda)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K07H02ewWBc
He also gave himself the title: "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"
As well as being the uncrowned king of Scotland.
>>10193396
Nope. Stop asking questions about my dad, he's none of your buisness. If you want to know something, find and ask the poor fellow.
>>10193561
>>10193530
Hm, interesting
>>10193629
>>10193767
Did you sleep well and what keeps you up at "night" in the first place? Oh and do uou have work today?
>>10193809
Yeah. Probably the sun, the noise and the natural rhythm of the body. Some days it's a combination of all three.
>>10193881
Got any plans for this weekend and the 4th of July?
>>10194309
Jacking off and beer. Fireworks n shit!
>>10194326
Oh my god.
>>10194360
Could be worse.
... can we really claim to be human anymore?
>>10194723
What do you mean?
>>10194749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPwGXf8y6XA
I'd show priscilla my dagger.
that fluffy tail. amirite?
>>10194846
2 minutes in and I feel like this man honestly wants to die
>>10194964
I know! lmao. he's a hero.
>>10194993
>this was uploaded last year
How long has this guy been playing daggerfall?
it's friday night.
where IS everyone!?
>>10195187
no idea. it was in my clickbait tab on youtube.
>>10195191
At work, or put with friends.
Wearing a corset turns me right on.
Damn I'm melting.
>>10195329
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>10195191
Probably getting their rectum torn apart.
how about no.
You didn't posted yours when I wanted them.
>>10195378
I meant everyone butt skitty
>>10195399
How about yes, you know what? No, nevermind. I don't wanna see a strange man in a corset... I'm gonna guess Ruby.
>>10195191
This is what it was like last week too.
>>10194948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us6bTJ5r9eQ
>>10195453
Aaaah Aku I've seen you before I confused you for Rose.
Hey are you still wearing that olive drab shirt?
>>10195507
how disappointing.
>>10195510
>kenny
REEEEEEEE
this song is ok tho :3
hi ursh.
>>10195418
Maybe one of his thuggish friends is ripping his ass apart.
>>10195568
You don't into Ken Ashcorp? Rose? How yah doing?
Ursh how gay are you on a scale of 1 - 10 ?
>>10195559
Yeah, sometimes.
>>10195632
Gay? Like 2 or 3 imo.
>>10195670
Uhmmmm that's unexpectedly low for this place tbqh.
Top or bottom?
>>10195683
Wait... nat?
>>10195683
Yep! Top.
>>10195713
How old are you?
>>10195611
I'm more of a lapfox fan. \
it's friday! how are you ?
>>10195605
that's just hot.
>>10195649
how are you and your friends?
>>10195797
Maybe If you're into mexican thugs.
>>10195784
18+
>>10195797
>lapfox
Never heard of it. Yes, I'm fine. Bored mostly.
>>10195797
im good, i was just chatting with ppl on steam and doing some internet stuff
u?
Hello /b/read
>>10195874
Hello M1ra!
>>10195874
What up shorty!
>>10195860
Oh ok we can talk about this stuff.
Have you ever gotten laid?
If yes.
With a girl or a boy?
>>10195191
Melting away. It's 75 degrees and I'm burning up. And as I've come to discover, too much heat makes me flaccid.
But hey, I've got a milkshake, which is all that really matters.
>>10195854
I'm into churizo.
that's pretty close, no?
>>10195860
bruh.
BURHHH
no matter what your taste may be, he has a pesona to fit its genre. I really like furries in a blender/emoticon, and renard.
>>10195872
I was really hoping I could play cod:4 modern warfare online. it's the last good game.
I am DISAPPOINTED!
>>10195874
hey there mira. how are you?
I'm always horny no matter how weather is.
>>10195947
>(you)
>>10195913
>75
>burning up
where are you that room temperature is too hot?!
>>10195909
Yes. Girl.
>>10195973
Uhmmmm that even more strange...
You are unexpectedly straight in my book.
Do you feel any attraction towards males?
If yes what sort of gay stuff are you into.
>>10195890
hello hows it going?
>>10195895
I'm fine just practiced a little bit of drawing yourself?
>>10195932
I'm good <3 yourself?
>>10196010
Not really. Not sexually. I still try and joke around sometimes, but rarely.
>>10196029
Going okay!
>>10196107
Well you are a rarity...
Damn.
Where are the gay incubus? when you need them.
Well nutsack is gone meh...
>>10196202
you looking for gay?
>>10195968
Bellingham. Temperature should never be less than 40 degrees or greater than 60 degrees.
>>10196140
Yeah, I guess so! :P
>>10196140
Not really. Urshula's sexual tastes seem pretty common.
>>10196029
Work n stuff.
>>10196202
>nutsack is gone
You should see a doctor.
>>10196140
You may be too gay
>>10196029
just made the last payment on my court fees.
so I'm golden.
>>10196239
holy shit. that sounds like paradise.
>>10196140
Stop forcing this meme agenda that everyone is a faggot, it will never be true.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>10196314
like jesus?
>>10196225
I'm starting to get cold.
>>10196278
I was referring to nat e_e
Well I must say I'm guilty of that because when I get horny i become really gay.
>>10196336
Yes, crucifixion is a great way of killing Jews and criminals.
>>10196353
Your body will be cold after hanging limp from a noose on the day of the rope, faggot.
>>10196314
Kinky.
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain.
>>10196383
I'm starting to get turned on.
If only you could feel how hard I am.
>>10196383
degenerate. you deserve the oven.
>>10196353
I can help you out if you want <3
/hug
>>10196435
Like everyone on 4chan doesn't.
>>10196442
I doubt it I'm into my submissive mode right now.
When I get into my top mode I would seriously like to erp with you.
>>10196466
Yourself included in the ovenworthy list?
>>10196466
I do not.
I am a pot huffing satan worshiping homosexual atheist.
I am the last person who deserves the oven. unlike you, christ hating faggot. I hope you accept satan's cock in hell. I'm sure it'll be easy with your gaping anus. becuase you browse reddit.
>>10196575
okay love <3 ill be waiting, because i can't top myself out of a wet paper bag.
>>10196575
if you ever decide to be in top mode eventually that is :3
>>10196287
The hottest I've ever seen it get is maybe low 90s, high 80s. 70s is FUCKING HOT, 60s is nice and warm. 50s is meh. 40s is kinda chilly, 30s is really chilly. 20s is classes cancelled due to snow.
>>10196607
>becuase you browse reddit.
Shots fired.
>>10196607
Hitler was not a Christian.
>>10196604
I've always wanted to die violently.
>>10196628
*hugsu*
>>10196644
>>10196628
wow. I am honestly jealous
>>10196641
do redditors deserve any better ?
>>10196644
never said he was. if you're going to have an argument, at least have one you cocck sucking redditor.
into the ovens with you.
Ovens never.
I'll settle for spouting homophobic hate speech online.
>>10196744
in a place where it does not belong.
shave your face, you fucking hipster. you belong in an oven.
Never liked baking.
More partial to stovetop food prep.
>>10196674
If you are interested I would literally love to fuck you intil you die.
Dicks don't belong in a man's ass either.
>>10196852
you can fuck me luv
>>10196807
... <3
>>10196627
My mood changes swiftly but i can't really control the modes although the top mode comes a bit more frequently like 7 out 10
>>10196881
for some reason though i want someone to pound me <3
(okay i'm getting too thirsty rn)
>>10196867
Oh boy you would be amazed to know how good it feels to be in either role.
>>10196881
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WRONG PERSON FUCKING HELL MY MIND IS FUCKING WRONG GOOD GOD ;~;
>>10196926
calm yourself down.
>>10196948
?
I am out of whiskey.,
>>10196961
Oh i sent the thing to you but i think i'm getting a little bit too thirsty for even the threads right now. The first message to you wasn't actually meant to be sent to you lel that was awkward....
Why can't faggots control their libido.
>>10196995
uhhh.
send more things?
>>10197034
hmm?
>>10197062
awaiting your move.
>>10197002
Having sex is fun who wouldn't love to have a lot of fun?
A grounded person not lost to hedonism.
>>10197101
How boring.
Once you are dead you are fucking gone enjoy as much as you can while you are still alive fuck the world literally
>>10196700
You're in Idaho though. Same distance from the equator. How is it hotter for you?
>>10197002
What reason is there to control one's libido?
A spook told me it was best.
>>10197248
altitude?
I don't know. it just hits 70-100 here all summer.
rarely 100 tho, like the negatives in january.
He isn't in charge right now.
Just lust.
>>10197279
That's pretty typical for most of the US. Except you get a shitton more snow. Fuck do I have the sads for no real reason tonight.
>>10197630
whoa, hey. whose that cute horse?
>>10197720
>>10197720
>>10197780
What if I chose to be home alone today?
>>10196239
I've been to Bellingham, Washington.
I could just go and hang at three different homies pads if I wanted but I feel too stupid and weird to face anyone right now
>>10197803
h- hey! me too!
tfw i could say i could go to at least 8 different homies pads but 5 of them are gone cause they're in prison or jail
>>10197819
Are not most people like that? I have people that I could go hangout with but choose not to.
Home along on a fridey nigt?
juts rememer who u are n follow ur drams ∩( ・ω・)∩
>>10197848
don't worry about it, mang.
shit happens.
>>10197279
So temperatures are more extreme? Damn.
>>10197814
And you will return to it sometime in your life.
>>10197927
it's better than north Dakota.
which is more extreme in the negatives, but about the same in the summer (but with less rain)
idaho has perfect weather. but I was born here, so of course I'd think that. lele.
chekout 8/b/
>>10197927
We flew out from Iowa to help my cousin move a couple years ago.
>>10197958
I'd say Washington weather is the best. Mostly temperate around the year with slight variations, and rainy every other day.
>>10197992
The Chinese coal miner's curse of Bellingham states that those who come to this city will be brought back by circumstances. You will be visiting your cousin sometime within a few years.
>>10197979
oh my god.
kill them!
>>10197993
>rain
good, but ew. summer should be sunny!
>>10198039
We helped him move out of Bellingham.
>>10198030
lol rip
>>10197979
Kek
>>10197979
>>10198030
Hmm, wow.
It's 2017, why are you still making threads.
>>10198247
Kyra!
and there goes the board, all 25 pages of it
well there goes 8/b/
>>10198247
Hi there!
>>10198275
Get back to work slave.
>>10198285
what do you think letting anyone do that?
>>10198275
>>10198300
yo
>>10198227
can't stop won't stop
>>10198321
they must really hate captchas
i can sorta understand
Hello /b/read
>>10198247
Hai kyra
im dog sitting
should i teach it the ole peanut butter trick?
it's a very cute dog btw
>>10198369
I think you misunderstood my implication.
>>10198340
How're you?
>>10198375
Welcome back
>>10198375
>
>>10198389
only if you can never get caught
>>10198405
still nursing my broken arm, sucks. you?
>>10198389
Please tell me this isn't the filthy frank peanut butter trick.
>>10198406
How're you doing ^_^
>>10198434
I'm good I think I'm going to do a little bit of drinking tonight.
>>10198369
You're beating a dead horse to death again.
>>10198430
I'm fine.
>>10198430
Hows kyra been sorry if i wasn't on the discord recently some stuff went on id rather keep to myself or mention in a PM unless you already know.
>>10198468
Hmm,
>>10198480
you're beating off a dead horse lel.
>>10198402
probably
>>10198480
we're beating the dead horses's children's skeleton at this point
and i wouldn't have it any other way
i'm curious
are you test, actually jack? or someone else?
>>10198070
He'll find a way back.
>>10198518
I heard about it, hope you're doing okay. i get my surgery stitches out soon and a new cast. i just can't wait til I can use my arm again. other than that i'm ok. lawyers settled with the at fault person's insurance and i'll buy me a new car soon.
>>10198568
I mean what do you think if just anyone could do that? like i gave them that ability...
not sure
>>10198586
i'm doing fine atm I began to talk to the /b/read and whatnot ill head back into discord soon enough, also what happened Its good that you're getting your stiches out and getting a new car, but still you got hurt I feel bad that i didn't know sooner to be honest ;~;
>>10198586
What car are you looking to get and what price range?
>>10198619
a dangerous idea
i wouldn't give it out myself, there are some boards i still like on 8ch, like /monster/ and /cyber/
but it might be fun
>>10198638
this happened
>>10198669
was thinking of getting the new toyota carolla
>>10198619
I'd give people that ability if I could... but that's just me. Do you think 4chan is the best imageboard site in terms of security?
>>10198689
Damn!
>>10198674
*kissu*
>>10198731
>the latter
yes
i could explain why in detail but it's probably pointless
>>10198689
that's pretty extreme. good thing you escaped with your life.
>>10198689
hmm... thats not very good at all I'm happy you're alive at least and honestly I hope youll be able to get a car with the money the lawyers settled thats at least somewhat comperable to the value of that car itself ;~;
>>10198762
lewd....
>>10198808
*lick*
>>10198762
>>10198838
..... *shudders* thats lewd.
>>10198781
A distal radius fracture(wrist), thumb shattered (22 pieces), giant hematoma(internal bleeding) on my stomach from the seat belt and really bad whiplash.
ill take that over death or neck/spinal injury any time
>>10198794
their insurance is decent and i have a good lawyer. the car isnt an issue. the issue is the metal plates, screws and wires in my hand and wrist. my right hand, my dominant hand, will never be the same. ever. if im lucky ill have 75-80% use after physical therapy
>>10198881
;~; I'm sorry I really am sorry I feel like i might want to cry now.
>>10198874
>>10198881
how did this happen?
unless you don't wanna talk about it.
I wish you luck either way.
>>10198962
a texting teenager wasn't paying attention and slammed into me head on. they were gonna cross the highway to get on the interstate ramp. they admitted to texting.
>>10198899
come be my nurse, ill buy you outfits
>>10199048
hmm i could be your nurse <3
>>10199080
....lewd
>>10199099
>>10199117
would you do that to me?
>>10199048
damn kids.
>>10199117
>>10199139
>>10199236
okay its getttin a little gay in here we might scare off the straight people
>>10199283
>>10199295
Hey Kyra, how're you going?
How was the surgery?
>>10199286
Welcome back!
See: >>10198030 and >>10198285
>>10199302
went well, get the stitches out monday.
Op on this thread is very nice. Saved.
>>10199303
What am I looking at here?
>>10199331
is the wrist/hand going to make a full recovery?
>>10199353
The OP image? Here are sources for you:
https://derpibooru.org/391079
https://jamey4.deviantart.com/art/Callisto-s-Honesty-327852761
>>10199382
8/b/ suffered a spam attack.
>>10199409
Thanks
>>10199382
probably not, i got plates, screws and wire put in. maybr if i get lucky after physical therapy ill have 75%-80% or more back. doctor says 90% but who knows
>>10199409
The most traffic they've had since hotwheels had to leave.
Funny.
>>10199427
What will 80% look like?
>>10198774
>>10198731
also i wasn't trying to be salty with that reply after reading it i get that vibe but what i meant was like, not sure what your point was. I may or may not know more details about this place and how it operates than your general anon I guess but most of it is anticipation and observation based off interaction. There are certain things I know about how the place operates that I can clearly distinguish and know other places don't do what this place does.. but I'm not sure anyone would care or anything. Probably just more relevant to me I guess.
>>10199463
full strength and decent mobility. might have issues later on
>>10199504
>not sure what your point was
I didn't really have a point. I was just curious, lol :P
>>10199506
I guess you could say you gave an F
Are you about Smokey?
>>10199509
True, true.
Well I hope it's better than that for you.
Maybe avoid the dead lifts for a while :P
when I was your age, we had to buy our memes from hot topic.
>>10199718
>>10199729
tell the world........
I'm bringing emo back..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ncZMUq9Mg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>10199757
xDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlO5MeZvYK8
>>10199787
>>10199787
>>10199787
New thread here
>>10199770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE