/ERP/ Thread Lounging around for late night hours. Previous:

Real lurker hours who up?

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>>10183195

we got noticed by mods

>>10183268
And because of chat's friends, no less.

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>>10183235
/d/ can have some good things once in a while
a lot of it is admittedly bad though

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I for one welcome our latest /d/ newfriends.

>>10183290
It's alternative for a reason. A majority of people don't like the deviant stuff. If it dwarfs vanilla, this place is going to become /d/rp.

>>10183338
It kinda already is, though. We ARE on /trash/ after all. Every other thread here is about fat gay ponies getting inflated and shit.

>>10183361
>It kinda already is

No it isn't. This place is fine because it DOESN'T have the stupid shit that ponyfaggots and total /d/egenerates clog the /trash/ catalog with.

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>>10183338
You have a point but a lot of the stuff that happens here and has happened here is definitely not vanilla
Considering that not all that much might change except for more rp and more shitposting

>>10183389
How about the fact that half the female characters are futas?

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Hi there ERP. How is going this Friday?

>>10183432
>Comparing futa with /d/
Come on bro. I don't like futa but it's definitely not /d/ tier

>>10183432
Futa is the vanilla of /d/

>>10183459
Futa is like some of the most /d/ shit out there moron

>>10183432
Really don't care about futas. I don't like them, but they aren't disgusting, and most of the avatars that are futa are people I'm not interested in or who are shitposted to death here anyway and thus make it to my filter eventually. I don't want fart, diaper, inflation, stupid weird shit, and even more furry destroying the only really active public erp place there is.

>>10183456
Same old same old. How about you?

>>10183499
>>10183459
>>10183471
Point still stands. You'd have to be delusional to declare that vanilla is the most common thing we see in these threads.

Not that it's a bad thing, but it's a fact.

>>10183484
Yes. A dick on a girl is worse than a pony in a shit filled diaper getting air pumped into it.

>>10183456
Shit.

>>10183456
I'm doing good. I would love to cuddle with Yuki if possible!

>>10183527
Someone is certainly insecure about their sexuality.

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>>10183432
>half female avas are futa
Really?

>>10183456
I'm about to go to bed, have a good day cute Nozomi

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Have you ever been enlightened /ERP/?

>>10183527
>Implying that's /d/ and not a certifiable lunatic fusing fetishes until nothing is sexy anymore.

>>10183552
At least half have futa as an option, if not by default, yes.

>>10183561
Have you ever kissed Nue?

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>>10183514
It's fine here. It's not raining anymore but it's still cool which is good since we touched 40°C last week.

>>10183536
I'm sorry.

>>10183537
Then cuddle, Anon!

>>10183559
Sleep well Anon-chi!

>>10183561
I'd like to think I've got a good head on my shoulders.

>>10183573
Nah mate, at most it's a quarter Maybe even a third.

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>>10183573
The joke
Your head

>>10183456
>Let Zuul summon Gozer
What does that mean?

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>>10183576
Nah. I haven't reached that level of gayness yet.

>>10183609
Then why do you want to kiss him/her/it?

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>>10183195
>Hits like

>>10183661
>dabs quickly and quietly

>>10183607
Once upon a time I found a table full of anime character in another thread, perhaps it was /ftt/. Since I was bored and I watched Ghostbuster the day before I posted Gozer asking for the Anons to choose “The shape of the Destroyer”. They ended up choosing Dekomori.
So I played an Ancient Sumerian Goddess in the shape of a Chuuni Loli. I had fun and so I left this option open.

>>10183582
>Anon-chi steals Yuki's pillow to sleep comfortably

>>10183661
>Pokes a slut on the boob

>>10183674
That option only sounds fun in the moment. Doesn't sound like it would work twice.

>>10183692
Yuki summon another pillow even more comfy.

>>10183661
How does this make you feel, Owain? >>10183310

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>>10183673
>Tosses a thumbs up towards the anon
>>10183694
>Is not a slut and possesses no boob
>>10183703
(S'alright.)

>>10183697
I don't suppose to use it with the same character but it could be a fun way to try someone new. There was an Anon who wanted a Rias so I thought how Gozer would work if It was in the body of Rias. Is not something to be taken seriously but is there.

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>Dabs into the thread

>>10183723
>turns Owain into a woman
>pokes boob

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>>10183195
>Dabs violently, then questions why the hell I'm dabbing

>>10183743
>Pulls down bra.

>>10183751
>went from 3rd person to 1st
Filtered.

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>>10183743
>look at her clones.

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I hope I die Jesus Christ

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>>10183747
>Is turned into a girl but is still not a slut.
>Incinerates the lewd anon.

>>10183743
Cute.

>>10183761
Hi Nue/Peridot

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>>10183756
>That was a low effort shitpost.
>And it's late, jeez.

>>10183761
Same.

>>10183777
>Taken off filter due to lucky trips
>Readded to filter for non-ERP post
Enjoy your filter.

>>10183751
I've to ask, Phyllia is perchance inspired by Corruption of Champions?

>>10183743
>Pulls shirt back down
Keep decent.

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>>10183795
J-jokes on you, this was part of my plan all along!
>>10183814
>She IS FROM Corruption of Champions.

(Nine, if you are still here, I am just letting you know that I am going to get some sleep now. I hope I catch you again! Goodnight!)

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>>10183776
Wrong

>>10183851
Xylophone.

>>10183777
It's a meme on behalf of some autismo who's been going around filtering everything he sees.

He named like half the entirety of the cast of regulars here, then proceeded to add on top of that anything that was either: Furry, futa, male ava, or remotely /d/-worthy.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>10183879
2015 called, they'd like their meme back.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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>>10183873
>Ah, right.
>I don't even care.
>>10183879
>Robbie is still dying
Fucking hell.

>>10183893
Um actually it was a 2016 meme that lasted into this year

>>10183762
>licks where the boob skin is exposed

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!!
Hey!

>Someone is using their 4chan pass to spam stale memes

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey
Hey!

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>Posting the weaker 2016 Lazy Town meme song

Casuals.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One...
Hey!
Hey!

>>10183904
>>10183904
>>10183904
>>10183904
>>10183904

Could everyone spam report this one?
Thanks.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!!
Hey!!

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What did we do now

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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>>10183936
Jokes on them, I unironically like the song.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey?

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>>10183959
Exist.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One!
Hey!
Hey!

>>10183959
Who knows? Just filter him and report.

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Let's face the real problem of /erp/.

It's mobileposters.

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>>10183972
Give me a kiss and then go right to bed.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!!!
Hey!!!

>>10183961
Mine Song > You are a Pirate > Wake Up > Master of Disguise > We are Number One

In my opinion.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey~

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>>10183984
>tfw you mobile post because it's easier to jack off

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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>posting the shitty version

Are you a real shitposter?
Have you ever chased away a good ava, like a-like a real superava?
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be shitposters!

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Shitposter Number One
You have to chase a good ava on the run
Just follow my posts, and shitpost around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
BRAAAAPPP
No, don't post that ass!

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this copypasta, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to post
Go!
Quote him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this drama storm
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Shitposter number one

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>>10183990
>floats up and leans in to give him a quick peck on the cheek, before turning away and opening a black void to slip back into.
As you wish.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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>>10184021
>posting the shitty shitty version

Are you a real cancer?

Well, uh, technically uh, nah

Have you ever chased an ava, like a-like a real typefucker?

Nah, Nah.

Look then; have you ever made some drama?

Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to post drama!

We are Dramafags!
Hey!
We are Dramafags!
Now listen closely;
Here's a little lesson on ERP;
We can shitpost just like HG!
If you wanna make some Drama for the thread!
You will kill all the activity in the thread!
>Just follow my words, and post some bait!
Be certain that it gets some hate!
Shh!
BRAAAAPPP
No, don't post ass!

We are Dramafags!
Hey!
We are Dramafags!
Ha ha ha
Now look at this chat, that I just found,
When I say go, be ready to post
Go!
Quote it to him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else...
Now watch and learn, see this men;
They'll all reply to the Poopie Pen!
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
>Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Dramafags!
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Dramafags!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Dramafags!
We are Dramafags!
We are Dramafags!

There, fixed.

>>10184034
Sleep well, qt.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey
Hey!

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IT WAS HIS MEME, SPORTAFLOP!
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>10184021
Please come back. I want to talk to you again.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>10184045
Who are you?

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One!
Hey!
Hey!

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>>10184021
>>10184045
>posting my autistic Parody
I'm honored

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!!!

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1170/5000
"Ma waxaad tahay, uh, gool kulaad ah oo dhab ah?"
"Waa hagaag, uh, farsamo ... nah."
"Ma waxaad abid qabtay nin fiican, sida, uh, sida geesi- dhabta ah?"
"Nah."
"Weligaa ma isku dayday isbeddel ah?"
"Nah, nah ..."
"Waa hagaag! Waxaan ku arki kartaa in aan yeelan doonaan inaan idin baro sida loo noqon howlno! "

Hey!
Waxaan nahay Number One
Hey!
Waxaan nahay Number One

Bal si dhow
Halkan yar waano ee xagga dulanka
Tan waxaa soo degayay taariikhda
Haddii aad doonayaa noqon Number gool kulaad ah oo ka mid ah
Waxaad si ay u eryan geesi- baxsad
Just raaco guuro, oo dhuumaaleysi ku xeeran
Ka taxadir in aadan si ay u sameeyaan cod ah
(Shh)
(No, ha taabanina in!)

Waxaan nahay Number One
Hey!
Waxaan nahay Number One
Waxaan nahay Number One

Ha ha ha
Haddaba eegto net this, in aan kaliya ka helay
Marka waxaan idinku leeyahay tagaan, diyaar u ah inay ku tuuraan noqon
Tag!
(Tuur isaga, ma ii!)
(Uf aynu isku day wax kale)
Haddaba daawadaan oo ay bartaan, halkan heshiiska
Wuxuu simbiriirixan doonto iyo simbiriirixan on diirka muuska this!
(Ha ha ha, hinraagi! Maxaad samaynaysaa !?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Waxaan nahay Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Waxaan nahay Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Waxaan nahay Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Waxaan nahay Number One
Hey!
Hey!

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「あなた、本当に悪役ですか?」
"うーん、技術的に...ナ。"
「本当のスーパーヒーローのような、いい男を捕まえたことはありますか?」
"ナ。"
"あなたは変装を試みたことがありますか?"
"ナ、ナ..."
"よかった!私は悪人になる方法を教えなければならないことがわかります!

ねえ!
我々はナンバーワンです
ねえ!
我々はナンバーワンです

今すぐ聴く
トリッキーで少し教訓があります
これは歴史の中で下がっている
悪人ナンバーワンになりたいなら
あなたは、実行時にスーパーヒーローを追いかける必要があります
ちょうど私の動きに従い、周りにこっそり
音が出ないように注意してください
(Shh)
(いいえ、それに触れないでください!)

我々はナンバーワンです
ねえ!
我々はナンバーワンです
我々はナンバーワンです

ははは
今すぐ見つけたこのネットを見てください
私が行くと言うとき、投げる準備ができている
行く!
(私にではなく、彼に投げてください!)
(うわー、別のものを試してみましょう)
今すぐ見て学びましょう
彼はこのバナナの皮の上をすべり滑ります!
(ハッハッハ、息苦しそう!何してるの?!)

バ - バ - バディ - バ - バ - バ - バ、バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ
我々はナンバーワンです
ねえ!
バ - バ - バディ - バ - バ - バ - バ、バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ
我々はナンバーワンです
バ - バ - バディ - バ - バ - バ - バ、バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ
我々はナンバーワンです
ねえ!
バ - バ - バディ - バ - バ - バ - バ、バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ - バ
我々はナンバーワンです
ねえ!
ねえ!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!!
Hey!!

>>10184108
This one's good

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"Sei tu, un vero cattivo?"
"Beh, uh, tecnicamente ... nah".
"Hai mai preso un buon ragazzo, come, uh, come un vero supereroe?"
“Nah.”
"Hai mai provato un travestimento?"
"No, nah ..."
"Tutto apposto! Vedo che dovrò insegnarvi come essere cattivi! "

Hey!
Siamo il numero uno
Hey!
Siamo il numero uno

Ora ascolti da vicino
Ecco una piccola lezione in trionfo
Questo sta scendendo nella storia
Se vuoi essere un Villain Number One
Bisogna inseguire un supereroe in corsa
Basta seguire le mie mosse e sgattaiolare
Fare attenzione a non fare un suono
(Shh)
(No, non toccarlo!)

Siamo il numero uno
Hey!
Siamo il numero uno
Siamo il numero uno

Ah ah ah
Ora guarda a questa rete, che ho appena trovato
Quando dico andare, essere pronto a buttare
Partire!
(Getta su di lui, non su di me!)
(Ugh, proviamo qualcos'altro)
Ora guarda e impara, ecco l'affare
Scivolerà e scivola su questa buccia di banane!
(Ah ah ah, gasp! Cosa stai facendo !?)

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Siamo il numero uno
Hey!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Siamo il numero uno
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Siamo il numero uno
Hey!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Siamo il numero uno
Hey!
Hey!

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>TFW I haven't had a single session in thread in nearly a week
A-am I old news?

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"Bist du ein echter Schurke?"
"Nun, äh, technisch ... nah."
"Hast du jemals einen guten Kerl gefangen, wie du, wie ein echter Superheld?"
"Nee"
"Hast du jemals eine Verkleidung versucht?"
"Nah, nah ..."
"In Ordung! Ich kann sehen, dass ich dir beibringen muss, wie man Schurken ist! "

Hallo!
Wir sind Nummer eins
Hallo!
Wir sind Nummer eins

Jetzt genau zuhören
Hier ist eine kleine Lektion in Tricks
Das geht in die Geschichte
Wenn du ein Schurken Nummer eins sein willst
Du musst einen Superheld auf der Flucht verfolgen
Folgen Sie einfach meinen Zügen und schleichen Sie sich um
Sei vorsichtig, keinen Ton zu machen
(Shh)
(Nein, berühre das nicht!)

Wir sind Nummer eins
Hallo!
Wir sind Nummer eins
Wir sind Nummer eins

Hahaha
Sehen Sie sich das Netz an, das habe ich gerade gefunden
Wenn ich sage, sei bereit zu werfen
Gehen!
(Werfen Sie es auf ihn, nicht ich!)
(Ugh, lass uns etwas anderes ausprobieren)
Jetzt sehen und lernen, hier ist der Deal
Er wird rutschen und auf diese Bananenschale gleiten!
(Ha ha ha, keuchst du was machst du !?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Wir sind Nummer eins
Hallo!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Wir sind Nummer eins
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Wir sind Nummer eins
Hallo!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Wir sind Nummer eins
Hallo!
Hallo!

>>10184139
Hasn't Sponty been trying to plow that fat cow ass for a while now?

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>>10184139

“妳是個真正的惡棍嗎?”
“呃,技術上...呃。
“你有沒有抓到一個好人,就像呃像真正的超級英雄一樣?”
“不用。”
“你有沒有試過偽裝?”
“Nah,nah ...”
“好的!我可以看到,我必須教你如何成為惡棍!“

嘿!
我們是第一
嘿!
我們是第一

現在仔細聽
這是一個有趣的竅門
歷史上正在下降
如果你想成為一個惡棍第一
你必須追赶超級英雄
只要按照我的動作,潛行
小心不要發出聲音
(SHH)
(不,不要碰!)

我們是第一
嘿!
我們是第一
我們是第一

哈哈哈
現在看看這個網,我剛剛發現
當我說出去的時候,準備扔掉
走!
(扔在他身上,不是我!)
(呃,別試一試)
現在看和學習,這是交易
他會滑下這個香蕉皮!
(哈哈哈,喘氣!你在做什麼??)

巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴
我們是第一
嘿!
巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴
我們是第一
巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴
我們是第一
嘿!
巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴巴
我們是第一
嘿!
嘿!

>>10184139
Threads have been really slow for a couple of weeks now, and retards at each other's throats every 5 seconds isn't helping.

>>10184139
Nah, ERP is just dead.

>>10184139
I haven't had an in session thread in a few months but I still come here to check up on people.

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"Êtes-vous, vraiment, un méchant?"
"Eh bien, techniquement ... nah."
"Avez-vous déjà attrapé un bon mec, comme, uh, comme un vrai super-héros?"
"Nah".
"Avez-vous déjà essayé un déguisement?"
"Nah, nah ..."
"Bien! Je peux voir que je devrai vous apprendre à devenir des méchants! "

Hey!
Nous sommes le numéro un
Hey!
Nous sommes le numéro un

Maintenant, écoutez attentivement
Voici une petite leçon de trickery
Cela passe dans l'histoire
Si vous voulez être un numéro un du bandit
Vous devez poursuivre un super-héros en cours d'exécution
Suivez simplement mes mouvements et restez en colère
Faites attention de ne pas faire de bruit
(Shh)
(Non, ne le touchez pas!)

Nous sommes le numéro un
Hey!
Nous sommes le numéro un
Nous sommes le numéro un

Hahaha
Maintenant, regardez ce net, que je viens de trouver
Quand je dis aller, soyez prêt à lancer
Aller!
(Lancez-le, pas moi!)
(Ugh, essayons autre chose)
Maintenant regardez et apprenez, voici l'affaire
Il glisse et glisse sur cette peau de banane!
(Ha ha ha, haletant! Qu'est-ce que tu fais!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Nous sommes le numéro un
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Nous sommes le numéro un
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Nous sommes le numéro un
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Nous sommes le numéro un
Hey!
Hey!

>>10184171
>session thread
I guess I really should sleep
Stay safe erp

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"אתה, נבל אמיתי?"
"טוב, אה, טכנית ... נה."
"האם אי פעם תפס בחור טוב, כמו, אה, כמו גיבור אמיתי?"
"לא".
"ניסית פעם להתחפש?"
"לא, נה ..."
"בְּסֵדֶר! אני רואה שאני אצטרך ללמד אותך איך להיות נבלים! "

היי!
אנחנו מספר אחד
היי!
אנחנו מספר אחד

עכשיו תקשיב היטב
הנה לקח קטן בתחבולות
זה הולך למטה בהיסטוריה
אם אתה רוצה להיות נבל מספר אחד
אתה צריך לרדוף גיבור על לרוץ
פשוט בצע את המהלכים שלי, להתגנב מסביב
היזהר לא להשמיע קול
(Shh)
(לא, אל תיגע!)

אנחנו מספר אחד
היי!
אנחנו מספר אחד
אנחנו מספר אחד

חה חה חה
עכשיו תסתכל על הרשת הזאת, כי אני פשוט נמצא
כשאני אומר ללכת, להיות מוכן לזרוק
ללכת!
(לזרוק אותו עליו, לא אני!)
(אוף בואו ננסה משהו אחר)
עכשיו לצפות וללמוד, הנה העסקה
ללא שם: הוא להחליק ולהחליק על קליפת בננה זו!
(חה חה חה, התנשפות י מה אתה עושה !?)

בא-בלה-בידלי-בלה-בלה-בלה, בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה
אנחנו מספר אחד
היי!
בא-בלה-בידלי-בלה-בלה-בלה, בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה
אנחנו מספר אחד
בא-בלה-בידלי-בלה-בלה-בלה, בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה
אנחנו מספר אחד
היי!
בא-בלה-בידלי-בלה-בלה-בלה, בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה-בלה
אנחנו מספר אחד
היי!
היי!

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'Tune es, uh, verum furcifer?'
"Bene, uh, technice ... nah."
"Have vos umquam captus est bonum guy, similis, uh, tamquam verus vulputate?"
"Close".
"Have vos umquam conatus est dissimulato?"
"Iii, nah ..."
"Fiat! EGO can animadverto ut vos non habent, docere quam ad esse scelerati! "

Heu!
Number unum sumus
Heu!
Number unum sumus

Nunc audi propinqua
Hic 'a parum discendum praebebatur in ludum,
Hoc enim in historia usque ad
Si vos volo esse villain Number unus
Excommunicare superhero habes in detegere
Mox sequi movet, insinuatis circa
Caveto sonare
(Shh)
(Nec, quod non tangere!)

Number unum sumus
Heu!
Number unum sumus
Number unum sumus

Ha ha ha
Nunc respice ad hoc net, ut modo inventa
Et dixit ad me: paratus sit iactare
Ad!
(Lacta illum in eum, non me!)
(PROH, Sit scriptor experiri aliquid aliud)
Vigilate et discite nunc, hic est plurimum
Musa sapientum fixa cortices et quin elabantur, et in hoc labitur!
(Ha ha ha, capiendosque adfatim praebebat! Quid agis !?)

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-biddly: pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Number unum sumus
Heu!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-biddly: pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Number unum sumus
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-biddly: pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Number unum sumus
Heu!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-biddly: pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Number unum sumus
Heu!
Heu!

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I'm dying of cancer.
I might not live to see the weekend.
I have four children.

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>>10184154
>Me and Sponty have vastly different times.
>>10184161
Any reason?
>>10184188
Sleep well!

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W-wanna be my boyfriend?

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«Bы, нacтoящий злoдeй?»
«Hy, тeхничecки ... нeт».
«Bы кoгдa-нибyдь лoвили хopoшeгo пapня, кaк, нaпpимep, нacтoящeгo cyпepгepoя?»
"Hea."
«Bы кoгдa-нибyдь пpoбoвaли мacкиpoвкy?»
«Heт, нeт ...»
«Хopoшo! Я вижy, чтo мнe пpидeтcя нayчить вac, кaк быть злoдeями!

Пpивeт!
Mы - нoмep oдин
Пpивeт!
Mы - нoмep oдин

Teпepь cлyшaйтe внимaтeльнo
Boт нeбoльшoй ypoк в oбмaнe
Этo пpoиcхoдит в иcтopии
Ecли вы хoтитe быть злoдeeм нoмep oдин
Bы дoлжны пpecлeдoвaть cyпepгepoя нa хoдy
Пpocтo cлeдyйтe мoим хoдaм и пpoкpaдитecь
Бyдьтe ocтopoжны, чтoбы нe cдeлaть звyк
(Tcc)
(Heт, нe тpoгaй этo!)

Mы - нoмep oдин
Пpивeт!
Mы - нoмep oдин
Mы - нoмep oдин

Хa-хa-хa
Teпepь пocмoтpим нa этy ceть, кoтopyю я тoлькo чтo нaшeл
Кoгдa я cкaжy, бyдьтe гoтoвы бpocить
Идти!
(Бpocьтe этo eмy, a нe мнe!)
(Ух, дaвaйтe пoпpoбyeм чтo-нибyдь eщe)
Teпepь cмoтpитe и yчитecь, вoт cдeлкa
Oн cocкoльзнeт и пoкaтaeтcя нa этoй бaнaнoвoй кoжype!
(Хa-хa-хa, вздoх! Чтo ты дeлaeшь !?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Mы - нoмep oдин
Пpивeт!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Mы - нoмep oдин
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Mы - нoмep oдин
Пpивeт!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Mыoдин
Пpивeт!

>>10184237
Sure.

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>>10184210
You'll always be villain number one to us, Robbie!

>>10184237
Get out of here cebruz

>>10184237
Sure!

>>10184237
Yes.

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"Tи cпpaвдi лихoдiй?"
"Hy, нy, тeхнiчнo ... нy."
"Tи кoлиcь зaчeпив хopoшoгo хлoпця, як, як, cпpaвжнiй cyпepгepoй?"
"Haх".
"Bи кoли-нeбyдь пpoбyвaли мacкyвaтиcя?"
"Hy, нy ..."
"Гapaзд! Я бaчy, щo мeнi дoвeдeтьcя нaвчити вac, як бyти злoдeями! "

Пpивiт!
Mи нoмep oдин
Пpивiт!
Mи нoмep oдин

Teпep yвaжнo cлyхaйтe
Ocь нeвeликий ypoк пiд пpивoдoм oбмaнy
Цe вiдбyвaєтьcя в icтopiї
Якщo ти хoчeш бyти злoчинoм нoмep oдин
Bи пoвиннi пepecлiдyвaти cyпepгepoя нa бiгy
Пpocтo cлiдyйтe зa мoїми pyхaми, i пiдкpaдaйтecя нaвкoлo
Бyдьтe oбepeжнi, щoб нe звyчaти
(Shh)
(Hi, нe тopкaйтecя цьoгo!)

Mи нoмep oдин
Пpивiт!
Mи нoмep oдин
Mи нoмep oдин

Хa-хa-хa
Teпep пoдивiтьcя нa цю мepeжy, якy я щoйнo знaйшoв
Кoли я cкaжy, йди, бyдь гoтoвий кинyти
Iди!
(Кинь цe нa ньoгo, нe я!)
(Ух, дaвaйтe cпpoбyємo щocь iншe)
Teпep пoдивiтьcя i дiзнaйтecя, ocь тaкa yгoдa
Biн кoвзaтимe i пocyнeтьcя нa цьoмy бaнaнoвoмy шкypi!
(Хa-хa-хa, зaдихaйcя, щo ти poбиш !?)

Mи нoмep oдин
Пpивiт!
Бa-Бa-Бaддi-Бa-Бa-Бa-Бa, бa-бa-бa-бa-бa-бa-бa-бa
Mи нoмep oдин
Бa-Бa-Бaддi-Бa-Бa-Бa-Бa, бa-бa-бa-бa-бa-
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>>10184139
I asked for the cow once but she was out of commission. Now it's just late

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>spamming

Reminds me of all the "good" times on /b/

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>>10184254
>>10184261
>>10184280
Really?! B-but we barely know each other! Are you sure? ...You're just trying to trick me, aren't you?
>>10184259
Nope, not Cebruz. Just your average suicidal Tomoko.

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DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH IT!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

>>10184309
You are cute enough in your own nerdy way, so I don't mind going out to you on a date and see if we could build something.

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!!
Hey!!

>>10184309
I'm pretty damn sure. You were the one who asked, after all.

>>10184309
I mean, it can't be that bad! Plus, you're pretty cute! I don't know why people don't hang out with you!

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“Are you, uh, a real villain?”
“Well, uh, technically... nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried a disguise?”
“Nah, nah...”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

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>>10184309
Lame

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'Sup, homos.

>>10184366
Hi Fronk!

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>>10184298
>I feel terrible about that, but I'm back in the groove with Excellia!

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>>10184374
They're cool but I'm not them. But hello anyways anon

>>10184371
Sup

>>10184366
Xylophone

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NO
SLEEP
TILL BROOKLYN

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my name jeff

>>10184384
So what changed then?

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>>10184326
Yes! I-I mean sure.
...If you insist!
I'll bring the condoms.
>>10184335
You'd better not break my heart then! I-if I find you doing it with another girl I'll... I'll... Uh.
I'll break up with you!
>>10184346
It's going to be awkward! ...Plus, I might get too clingy. I'm sure there's a reason as to why I'm not popular.
>>10184366
Kill me.

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>>10184414

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>>10184401
You don't know me unless you really get around.

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>>10184459
Okay but you have to kill me first

>>10184474
Following wounded prey is pretty easy

>>10184459
Every relationship is a little awkward! And I don't mind a little clingy-ness! Better that than a girl who stares at other guys!

>>10184459
The condoms? Wow … you are quite forward. Most girl just wait for the third date before talking about sex. Not that I’m against it.

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>>10184440
I'm not sure, but I feel confident now.

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>blocks your path
>he's not going away until you buy Skyrim

>>10184503
Well if you knew I'd be surprised honestly

>>10184459
Come on, Tomoko. What kind of man do you take me for? Do you really think I could stand seeing you heartbroken?

Always wanted to play with a dominant futa bimbo. The idea of a stupid, oversexualized trophy girl who still bends you over and fucks you like the dumb bitch she is, is kind of amusing.

>>10184540
>Dominant
>Bimbo
???

>>10184529
>buys Fallout 4 instead
>you're unsure about this

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>>10184529
I bought Skyrim already!

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>>10184530

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>>10184553
>Filename
Rude.

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>>10184582
>The actual person behind the oc is pretty garbo, or so I hear.

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>>10184573

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>>10184552
>Todd feels... conflicted. It's not what he wanted, but on the other hand, Fallout 4 is another fine Bethesda product.

>>10184553
>Todd scowls, seeming displeased. It appears he wants you to buy the game AGAIN.

>>10184551
That's the joke. Just try to imagine it. She is not dominant-dominant, but picture all her desire to please and be sexy and get fucked, but inverted into someone with a big dick who is dying to use it with her loved man.

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>>10184612
I-I bought the game twice!
For PC and Xbax!

>>10184608
It's time to neck yourself, Frank.

>>10184612
>Pirates all of your games
>you don't like this

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>>10184487
Can't we do it simultaneously?
>>10184508
It's settled then, we're a couple. C-can't promise anything about staring at other guys though.
...Wanna fuck my brains out?
>>10184520
Oh, we don't have to! I-I was merely joking... Unless you really do want to do me, with or without rubber!
>>10184535
I-I guess you're honest then. That makes us a couple! I'm moving over to your place, whether you like it or not.

>>10184582
Purgy is a lie.

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>>10184606
Very possible.

>>10184661
A lie?

>>10184638
That's great! But, uh... That's a little sudden, but... Alright! Want to strip down first?

>>10184638
Easy girl. Take a breath. How about we see a movie, eat something and play some games? Then we could talk about being lewd.
You are going to be a fun date, that for sure.

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>>10184631
I tried literally three weeks ago got out of the hospital a week ago. And I'm not even fucking Frank
>>10184638
As long as you like doing drugs before we give our selves sweet release

>>10184638
Whoa whoa whoa, Tomoko. Just because I agreed to go out with you doesn't make us a couple just yet. Let alone one that's ready to talk about moving in together! That stuff usually waits until months down the line, not before even the first date.

>>10184638
What is this weirdo doing here? She is somehow going to ruin everything.

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>>10184628
>Todd's anger only grows upon hearing this
>"BUY IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN", he roars, with as much malice as he can muster

>>10184635
>Todd's rage begins to grow to a level never before witnessed by man
>something tells you you'll regret deciding to anger him with your piracy

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>>10184679
Try harder.
You show them your YouTube yet?

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>>10184701
I refuse.

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>>10184674
>>10184678
>>10184679
>>10184684
>>10184698
Just kidding, I'm off to sleep now.
Sorry for wasting your time!
>Shoots self in the head.

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>>10184582

Are we all dressing up or dressing down for the weekend?

>>10184669
Yeah, on so many levels. She doesn't exist, and if she does she must be an ass.
Everything is fake!

>>10184669
Are you garbo as well?

>>10184728
I don't mind undressing you.

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>>10184701
L-Look, Todd! I bought Skyrim for the tenth time!

>>10184723
Ah! Hm.. Shit.. Now I feel kind of bad for her.

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>Blocks your path.
Gimme some tuna, bitch!

>>10184764
>Give you tuna

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>>10184728
Down, of course!

>>10184730
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean...

>>10184737
I try not to be, honest!

Skyrim sucks. It's a copy of Oblivion, which is already a copy of Morrowind.

>>10184764
Is this Yukkuri? Nigga why

>>10184764
>punts

>>10184764
>picks up head
>pets cute cat head
>gives you tuna
Cute kitty!

>>10184774
Hahahahahahaha!

>>10184774
At least you try

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>>10184722
>Todd takes a few breaths, as his eyes begin to glow
>it seems in his anger he's awakened some sort of... hypnotic power
>a power that's filling your head with sweet little lies
>and subsequently, making you want to buy Skyrim again

>>10184752
>ten times is not nearly enough
>you can tell Todd wishes to see even more copies of Skyrim in your home

>>10184764
I don't have any tuna but I have a special kind of milk you could try

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>>10184778
Nigga her main gimmick is detaching her head.

Not enough fat titties and huge booties in the thread

>>10184806
>drawn in Yukkuri style
>no body nearby to suggest it isn't Yukkuri
I can only come to so many conclusions man

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>>10184789
What's so funny?

>>10184791
And I'm hoping to succeed, to some extent.

>>10184820
>

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>>10184746

Ooo.....I can tell and doing a fair job of it with your eyes alone. Care to try your luck though with something a little more, mmm, tangible?

>>10184774

Down to pound it is!

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>>10184773
>Ooga booga
>>10184778
Who?
>>10184781
>Flies off into the distance, yadda yadda, launches herself back towards the punt-anon to bite him in the dick.
>>10184785
>Greedily tears the tuna apart with her teeth before swallowing. She then proceeds to purr at the kind Anon... All the while one of her hands loot his back pockets.
>>10184801
I'm not that dumb, ya sicko!
>punts.
>>10184820
!!!

>>10184833
Well you're succeeding so far but I'll be watching

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>>10184820

>>10184835
If I care … you can bet I do.
>He said slowly caressing the gorgeous fox muzzle, before going down on the fur on her neck and then slowing starting unbuttoning her suit.

>>10184764
I don't got tuna, but my dick smells like fish from fucking my GF on her period.

>>10184838
>Anon is too dumb to realize he's being looted as he puts the cat girl head down onto the ground.

>>10184838
>her teeth sink into his dick as he screeches and frantically runs around
Let go!

>>10184852
>Raygo rape you eyes.png

Ftfy

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>>10184887
>Ragyo lets intiate some family bonding eyes.png
FFTY.

>>10184838
>The anon lands roughly on the ground. A white liquid slowly leaking from one of his pockets.
Now neither of us can have milk!

>>10184897
tfw not related to Ragyo

W-where are all the avas? Report!

>>10184940
>reports

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>>10184917
Quite the unlucky soul, you are.
>>10184940
Right here.
>>10183751

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>>10184940
Still here Anon.

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>>10184820

How big might we be talking? There must be some limit in place.

>Each of the buttons ,held loosely together by the fabric, are one by one unclasp to reveal the vulpine's bountiful bosom. Large, furry mounds spill out from their prison and hang heavily over the cloth each tipped with a swollen, pink nub aching for attention.

Good boy, just the anon I needed. No games, no talk and straight to the fun.

>Cassie's muzzle turns to the tender embrace of his fingers, a soft yet seductive purr vibrates outward from her throat. She growls and curls her lip back into a grin, teasing it with a proactive lick, and takes the initiative to drag her mesmerized prey into the boundless cleavage ready to smother his head.

>>10184863
>>10184983

(My goodness, sorry about that anon. My apologies. A few days away and my first proper post back and I miss a link.)

>>10184983
>Pats the boobies

>>10184948
>>10184957
>>10184962
Do you guys have a card?

>>10184957
At least now there's no chance of disappointing you in bed. You seem like you would be very scary if you were disappointed.