Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXIII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXXIII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
Spades Slick
Damon Gant
Reigen Arataka
Tricky
>>10161762
Astaroth
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Emilia
Inkling
Brownie
>>10161762
Lanshi
>>10161762
The Real Frank West
Haru
>>10161762
Zeno
The Trashman
>>10161781
succ me
The Flash
>>10161762
Marisa kirisame
>>10161762
Rika
>>10161762
Ridley
Yotsugi Ononoki
Junpei Iori
Kedamono
>>10161762
Syrma and ChouChou
Smolgore
Link
ZA DORIFTO SAMURAI
Oshino Shinobu
Ryougi Shiki
Erik
Blinded by Fear by At the Gates
>>10161762
Lana's mother
Aubrey
Popee
Ahri
Hachikuji Mayoi
Josh Parker
Fyxe
>>10161762
Ketchup Man
Comrade Soviet
Avey Tare and Panda Bear
Major Raikov
sonic
Skull Grunt
Vic Viper
Knucklehead
Micolash
Chirico Cuvie
Joker
>>10161822
Elias Ainsworth
Platinum the Trinity
>>10161762
Hilda
Franziska von Karma
>>10161762
Pro Genji
>>10161762
Uraraka Ochako
>>10161778
>>10161797
But this thing isn't ringing any bells at all, is it?
exyF
Arashi
>>10161793
How much time did it take you to find this one?
Astolfo!
>male
>>10161762
Richter Abend
>>10161778
You must have me confused for someone else. She how she had red hair and I have blonde hair? Look i dunno what to say but that ain't me.
>>10161876
You used magic to dye it! It's you, alright! Ignore the hair and the eyes, look at the face! You recognize your own reflection, don't you?
ANNNNND HERE WE ARE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The THIRD installment offfff...THEEEEE GAUNTLEEEEEEET! Please, save all applause until the end...unless you're applauding for me, of course. Hah hah.
Tributes...contestants? Ah, who cares? You have FIVE MINUTES to swap yourselves out for another chump, or correct any errors made by the network and most certainly NOT myself!
>Rika trying to force their autistic headcanon on the nufag
I'm so sorry.
>>10161896
I accept this challenge!
>>10161896
>>10161790
>>10161848
>>10161896
May the best win!
>>10161896
Let's do this!
V-Dub
>>10161909
uda bes
>>10161847
Garnet?
>>10161896
You're ripping off Seth so hard it's not even funny.
>>10161896
>>10161848
>>10161810
>look away for a minute
>missed it
just
>>10161896
Huh, good few new faces tonight. Best of luck everyone!
>>10161896
Let's go!
>>10161896
>>10161841
>>10161865
>>10161909
EAT ME RIDLEY
>>10161896
I'm glad I woke up for this!
L-let me just have my coffee and I'll be ready!
>>10161862
To find what?
Forgive me for being slow, it's because I'm European.
>>10161903
>not creating autistic headcanons
I jotted down a comprehensive backstory for Mukuro yesterday, just because I felt like giving the bitch some character.
>>10161909
ur too big
>>10161923
I mean, Seth basically WAS his mentor.
>>10161896
>>10161840
>>10161855
>>10161896
>Knucklehead chews on one of the virtual reality helmets provided to her.
>>10161907
>However, she stops when she picks up on something unusual. The shark looks over at a boy who has the scent of fish on him. Maybe he has food for her! She starts running over.
>>10161907
>>10161924
...
>Franziska only whips both of them in a rapid succession.
The only reason why I need a little help from you is because someone was tampering with the entries.
>>10161936
Hm? Oh, thank you. I got here too late, but you really helped me out.
>>10161922
>This is one of their avas? I just used her as a filler
>>10161896
Alright this time I won't hold anything back!
>>10161889
I bet it's just Yukari pulling your leg or something to get rile of it. Or maybe it's some weird time travel paradox.
>>10161903
What're ya talking about I'm having a blast!
>>10161824
>That filename
>>10161922
Nah. Never played that game enough to be confident enough with playing anyone from that game.
>>10161896
I can already see the stupid event that will kill me but... Aaah, let's go!
>>10161966
No. They just ava a lot of fighting game avas.
>>10161961
>im sorry, i cant rp right now
>>10161896
>>10161789
>>10161855
Wait a minute, I forgot that I had an appointment for something later. Just give away my spot to the kid, I'm absolutely sure that nothing bad will happen to her.
>>10161956
Or you can just go and steal my thunder. Give my spot to him instead i guess.
>>10161973
That looks nothing like fyxe
>>10161971
Yeah? Too obnoxious maybe?....
>>10161896
All good here, host! Times a wasting, and believe me, that's not good for a guy like me.
>>10161976
>Knucklehead sits down and waits.
>>10161976
Too busy sucking Ash's cock?
>>10161985
Don't you fucking dare call Billy Joel obnoxious.
>>10161938
ALRIGHT HOP IN BUT YOU'LL REGRET THIS OFFER AFTER THE STOMACH ACIDS WELCOME THEMSELVES IN!
>>10161947
Never heard that one before, oh wait-
>>10161956
>Ochako looks up at the scary man with a concerned expression but yet grateful.
T-thank you for the opportunity.
>>10161981
>>10161896
>>10161845
How about you give my spot to this one then? Does that work
>>10161896
This team looks horrid, oh whatever, as a Queen I'll be just fine.
>>10162004
Don't worry, that's what I'm most anticipating! I can't wait to feel myself burning alive within you, becoming a part of the godly figure you are! Oh, and if you're worried about my taste...
>Piano giggles, holding her hoof up to her cheek.
I taste like marshmallows and cotton candy!
>>10161970
NO! It's her fault, but it's not like that! She's the one who made you forget! She's the one that made all of you forget, she's the only one with the power to. We used to be comrades, if nothing else.
>She suddenly pauses, and takes in a slow, deep breath.
Sorry. I know, I'm just weirding you out now. I just hoped this'd turn out better than it is.
>>10162018
>>10161981
>>10161855
Spotted the swap cancer.
>>10161943
I was talking about the "succ me"... But now that you said it, everything's clear.
>>10161896
A district full of adorable little girls... Maybe a good omen for me. Oh right, let's get going.
>>10161999
That's what I thought! It's nice you noticed it anon!
>>10162018
Sure, sure, whatever floats your boat pal.
>>10162028
Spotted the guy that hates common courtesy.
>>10161902
Believe me, I'm glad to accept this swap. This album? Atrocious! Not for kids, or the family! it's just noise!
>Itreallyisafantasticalbumthough.
>>10161913
>Why are you hurting me?
>>10161923
How on earth could I be doing that? I don't even wrestle! Believe me, though, the guy's a total draw. The viewers love seeing "The Kingslayer" participate, if the ratings from last time are any indication.
>>10161923
Swapping in a mature lady, no doubt! (How pleasing.)...Accepted!
>>10161936
That guy kinda creeps me out. Swap accepted, but he really looks like a vampire. Don't you think?
>>10161956
Yeah yeah, alright Nicholas Cage! ...Just a little in-joke for those of you who love the movies. Accepted!
>>10161961
Hey, no! Stop that! Those chambers cost a lot of money, most likely! The network never told me how much, but probably more than they pay me!
>>10161981
Nick Cage back in, huh? No skin off my back! Accepted!
>>10162018
Sure, sure, swap the demon in. This is starting to hurt my head, so we'll begin after this short commercial break! (Hey, pssst! Aspirin!)
>The commercial aired for "Fyxe-O's" last Gauntlet plays in the meanwhile.
>>10162042
Nothing will ever be as cool as Billy Joel as a dog.
>>10162026
Geez how about instead of trying to cling to old memories you make some new ones? It ain't that hard to let loose and have a little fun.
>>10162032
Pardon me my good madam, I come from a country with an average IQ of 95, which I fall below. May I, perchance, receive a suck?
>>10162049
>Because it's fun.
>>10162023
Oh great, dinner and a show. Well anyhow, let's get this over with...
>>10162049
Oh yeah! They broadcasted it! It was about time!
I'll be able to fund a proper labyrinth arena event with this.
>>10161896
CC: Look at all this weaklings, syrma! All of them are gonna be my peons soon
>S: But you don't have your powers back...
CC: That's where YOU do it for me!
>S: Are you sure we can do that, chouchers? I mean, we did it with entire planets but... I think this people have complicated personalities, every single one of them could have different ways to make them peons.
CC: But that makes it interesting!
>s: B-But...
CC: Shhh! you are talking too much
>>10161903
Atleast she is talking to the nufag unlike the rest of you
>>10162064
>She hops into your mouth.
Ready when you are, mister Ridley!
>>10162060
Quite the sweetalker aren't you? At least you certainly behave better than the faceless men who dwell here but... Alas
>She sighs
I already had my evening snack, perhaps you could help yourself with some of the whores next door, they're down for anything I heard... And free with that.
Oce
>>10162105
Something something speed 3000 yen
>>10162056
Wouldn't you try and cling to the old stuff when it's all you have left? When I showed up here like...last year, all I had was my mind, my memories, and what was in my tank at the time. A buncha old photos and trinkets, and a hand-me-down blanket I got from you. Real nice thing, purple with a star-and-moon patterning.
...Mima would be having a heart attack that you don't remember us, if she had one in the first place. I'm just glad you're alright.
>>10162049
>>10161902
L: Luna thanks you for this chance. Now I can have some REAL fun!
S: Luna, shouldn't you be a bit more thankful? We WERE pretty late entering.
L: Oh shit it, Sena. We all know we're the real stars here!
>>10162022
I want to hug that doll.
>>10162064
>>10162086
>A dashing detective rolls into the scene, digging into his coat and revealing an official M.P.D badge, which he proudly boasts to you two.
Hold it, I'm a detective, here's my badge. What seems to be going on here, exactly?
>>10162137
Oh you want to hug me? Well too bad, I'm not some stupid girl who waits around to be touched by some men, give me a tribute and I'll give you the chance to hug me.
>>10162139
PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS FOUL BEAST, I'M JUST A REGULAR FELLOW TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING BY SELLING LICENSED CEREAL BRANDS!
>>10162139
B-Baa! I-It's ace detective, M-Manny Pardo! I thought I lost you off my tail a while ago, how'd you find me again?!
>Piano leap-rolls out of the dragon's mouth, and pulls out a NERF Super Soaker Deluxe.
S-Stand down, or I'll shoot!
RIP Asgore
>>10162095
Blast it all to the second circle, my dear, those lecherous demons booted me out with some ferocity.
>tips betrothal necklace
Well, time to pop on back to the old haunt and fetishpost. Have a good one, old chum.
WELCOME BACK, ladies and gentlemen! You're just in time to see who the winner is immediately! Not of this game, of course, but of another one!
I'll tell ya, folks, I never remembers the Reds being fast in anything: space race, nukes...I think they've got that wrong!
Hmm...perhaps Brownie can explain why she's on the naughty list to us.
Not one, but TWO ultimate showdowns are occurring! Hold onto your hats, everyone!
(Wait, what do you mean her chewing on the wires fucked it up? Where is she now?! ...Oh Christ...)
>>10162126
How can I cling to something if I can't even remember what is I'm supposedta cling to in the first place? All I got is my broom, hat, pockets full of spell cards and shrooms and my mini reactor.
>>10162193
Da ze. I now have a reason to dislike unicorns even if they are magical.
>>10162193
>>10162193
This is just useless data. I should stop fooling around with this game and get back to the task at hand.
>>10162193
Happy birthday from one royalty to another! And I brought you the perfect gift, something that is as worthless as your empire, absolutely nothing!
>>10162193
WAIT PEOPLE ARE WATCHING ME!? THIS WASN'T EVEN ADVISED ON THE CONTRACT! SOMEBODY GET MY LAWYER!
>>10162193
I'll probably lose first, I've been on a losing streak
>>10162193
Like always, those incompetents can't even give me the right map.
>>10162193
A-Ahh..
>The girl digs a hand under her dress, and seems to shuffle it underneath the fabric.
I-I hope I get deleted, lost forever, like a worthless little..mmph, virus...
>>10162193
..This is about that year Sonnet and I set that trap for him, isn't it?
>>10162193
Even in a computer game like this, there's no way that anyone but Luna could possibly win! This "hunger games" program is just poorly made is all
>>10162254
stop
>>10162193
CC:Oh so that's how you people treat an undisputed god, HUH?! Syrma, throw... THAT thing to them?
>S: Do you even know how it calls, chouchers? And I think t hey have a good reason f-
CC: D-O I-T!
>S: Fine, just don't yell at me
>>10162193
One's a legitimate means of entertainment is what.
>>10162218
And a deep dislike of your dad because you use magic. I went to his shop a few months back, he doesn't hold it against you any more.
It doesn't matter if you don't remember, then. Maybe you'll remember in time, maybe you won't. I could tell you everything, but I doubt you'd believe it all.
>Rika manages a smile, holding out a hand.
I'm Rika, a tank engineer and a bit of a magician myself. And I'm a friend, I promise that much.
>>10161939
'Think you're awake enough for another gamble? Our last one kinda... cancelled itself...
The one who survives the longest wins, how about that?
>>10162191
They did? I guess the rumors were true and they only lust after the souless anonymous masses... Their loss really, that's why I don't hang out there, too much low quality men.
Have a delicious night yourself.
Bye!
>>10162193
I don't mind us taking it slowly, better that than a disappointement.
>>10162254
>smegma
>>10162288
newfag
He just couldn't run fast enough, it seems. (Hey, one of you nerds behind the camera - tell me if those guys are ever in the same game. I don't play this crap.)
Speaking of running fast, just how fast IS Erik?! He's successfully evading one of the fastest superheroes of all time! Holy Toledo!
I believe you're looking right at that aforementioned pornography, actually. It might be the only picture in existence. At least, we hope it is.
Well, if Brownie wants to get off that naughty list, she's not doing a good job so far.
>>10162292
>>10162193
>>10162237
You clearly overestimate my luck Junpei, in fact it's only a clever way to say that I will get a stupid random death in a day or two.
Trust me, I've been here before, it's rigged against me
>>10162193
I think they mean the spread of my beliefs. Domino Effect does have some ground.
>>10162286
Sounds good to me!
What does the winner get? Or is it the same prize as last time?
...Remind me again what it was?
>>10162294
>Ahri stares in horror at Uraraka during the time spent.
You told me you weren't going to do something horrible like this!
>>10162294
Ok ah ah! Cool game but now you can untie me please? How am I supposed to play if you leave me here...
>3hrs later spongebobmeme
GUUUYS??!!
>>10162294
The queen, eh? I... Hm... I think I'd liken myself more to a bishop or knight as I am right now.
>>10162294
What is this supposed to mean?! I'm pawn of no one!
>Franziska swings her whip and hits the host multiple times until she gets bored after a minute or so.
>>10162294
The moment he comes by, Ridley, throw the boulder as hard as you can. We'll kill two birds with one stone
>>10162306
I think you underestimate how bad my luck can get. Believe me, it's bad
>>10162174
>>10162176
Oh shit, she's armed! Thought they de-comissioned those! Damn it, guess I've gotta bring out the big guns...
>He runs back to his devilish ride, sliding over the hood, bouncing off of it and heading towards his trunk. There, he kicks the thing open, and digs into it, brandishing a NERF Rebelle Cornersight from deep inside. His personal favorite. He runs back around, aiming at Piano.
Son, this little criminal's been on our Most Wanted for months... You're lucky I decided to heroically patrol the streets of this city, otherwise you'd be seeing fifteen minutes of damn fame. Get yourself away from this asshole, why don't you? I've got her covered. And, jesus, lighten down and get yourself a diet!
>>10162294
>>10162329
Nothing personal, Miss Fyxe! If I'm right, you may be able to wriggle out after cutting into your wrists a bit!
>>10162294
>>10162325
Same as last time... The winner gets to ask a favour from the loser... Anything. The sky is the limit.
>>10162294
>Just like in the famous simpson episode she rams at full force at the doll
>She then realize how stupid that whole game is.
...
What in tarnation...
I need a drink.
>>10162294
Listen up, here's my country's national anthem!
>She inhales, and turns on the microphone.
A-Ahem.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qkaCazoS3I
Y'know, that goat doesn't really sit right with me. Every time the camera pans to him, I get a pit in my stomach...I dunno why, folks. Might just be nerves.
You may laugh at him, Fyxe, because I know I am, too.
Can the rest of the tributes handle another duo of tributes? I guess we'll find out!
What horrible dreams could such a well-respected mother possibly have?!
That is a very effective way to get her to stop shaking around, I will admit.
>>10162338
Ow, ow, hey! You're supposed to be virtual right now! Security?!
>>10162374
What tributes? I haven't even laid a SCRATCH on anyone yet!
>>10162374
ARGH! Son of a bitch! I hate these stupid knives! Fiddly pieces of unstable garbage!
>>10162341
Tcchh... You wanna bet or what?
50bucks I die before you do? Come on, don't joke with that.
>>10162355
>Time and space is very liberal concept in HG, even thought it's been 3hrs she somehow managed to heard Brownie's voice and...
Let me try...
...
It works!
Thank you!!
>But there is no one
>>10162374
A fantastic piece of technology, isn't it? Damn, best purchase of my life!
>>10162294
>>10162359
>the doll lays at the floor, clearly beaten by the bigger lady, before jumping up and trying to ram the lady's leg, but being a doll means you don't really have any strength or weight
The fight isn't over!
>>10162374
Wow, what an idiot.
>>10162374
>As Richter and the puppet chase down their target, she suddenly jumps off of a high cliff and falls into some trees below.
...Hm, she must have maimed herself or got incredibly lucky during that fall. Either way, I think our pursuit ends here.
>>10162364
tricky pls teach me how to sing
>>10162374
Now we run before he starts shooting!
>>10162396
I'm willing to bet all the cash I have on me right now. 10000 yen
>>10162359
>Ahri chortles, slowly curling her fingers to crack the joints with satisfying pops.
Let's see just who wins then!
>>10162374
Successful CEO? Well well.
>Ahri flicks her hair over her shoulder.
That's not news to me...
>>10162374
...Mister Ketchup, I advise that we start running, NOW..
>>10162344
W-Wait a second...Is that a..No! Is that a NERF Rebelle Cornersight?! I thought they were withdrawn from the stocks after kids kept hitting themselves with the moveable gauge!
>Piano wipes the sweat building on her forehead off, and points her SUPER SOAKER DELUXE at Pardo's chest.
Remember, no shooting at each other's faces. Only from chest down! And, HEY! No fair! That's a bullet gun, mine's is just a water gun! Cheater!
>>10162284
My Mom and Pop didn't really care for my affection with magic so I set out on my own to find my own style of life and I even set up my own little magic shop.
Only thing is is that it's in the middle of the forest and no one really wants to go there.
>takes your hand and shakes
No point in saying my own name sense you already know "me".
>>10162344
THANK GOODNESS YOU MADE IT ONTO THE SCENE SOONER, OFFICER. NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND I'LL JUST BE LEAVING NOW.
>Ridley makes a mad dash for any nearby exits, next time he'll be more careful whenever free food comes around the corner.
>>10162374
Alright Sir, that'll be two dollars-
>Before Ridley could ever finish his sentence the fellow at the counter managed to knock him out cold, now that's what I call a crazy turn of events!
>>10162374
BCПЫШКA!
Seems like one of our contestants has decided to take down one she's seen winning quite a lot. What a strategy! Surely it will pay dividends!
All of this heavy breathing is even making ME uncomfortable.
Never, ever trust a dog when he offers you a drink. I learned that the hard way back in Sacramento in '94.
Speaking of learning things the hard way, always lock all of your doors! You never know when some blaaaa...hoodlums might be lurking!
>>10162364
Holy smokes! Now THAT is dedication, folks!
>>10162414
I have the best RP ever! I would, if I wasn't busy putting out my BEST works.
>>10162464
Pssst, Junpei! It's been a while, hasn't it? You should've let me into your house willingly! Isn't that what friends do?
>>10162464
>>10162478
You both intrigue and terrify me, Tricky. And I was trying to get Soviet out, but got confused like some sort of cartoon gag
>>10162464
>starts to set up a ton of barriers on all doors and windows but the back door
No one uses back door unless they want to be ambushed, so I leave that open.
>>10162464
I totally curbstomped him!
>she says as she holds onto a bloody brick
Used my foot and everything!
>>10162464
>Ahri sits gingerly in the seat while ketchup man lays back and rambles on.
>She nods from time to time, listening intently until he's done.
There. Don't you feel much better?
>>10162374
Oh? Is that so....
>She tears apart the note.
That eldritch squid clearly want to pick up a fight-
>A tiny angel astaroth (YES) appears on her shoulder
...'No calm down Astaroth, it's just a little girl, she probably just wanted to play an innocent prank! Please.
>There isn't a demon Astaroth because, SHE IS one...
>>10162407
Oh come on? What do you want now...?!
>She grabs the doll by her top outfit and puts her close to her face.
Oh. It's you? Still as cute and annoying as ever... But...
>sighs
There will be no more fight, you caught me in a moment of weakness, my inner child needed to play somehow.
>>10162429
You look awfully confident... Or maybe you've already decided of your prize?
>she smirks
I could even be tempted to lose now but, Ah! Let's Fate decide.
>>10162464
>Ochako holds the 8-ball and shakes it on her hand while staring at where the response should be.
Will I become one of the greatest Heroes to be known?
>>10162464
Seems someone cast a reverse function arte on this mirror. It just showed me the exact opposite of what I was asking for.
>>10162464
If you think that I'm going to let you win just because this is a tic-tac-toe game, you're awfully wrong. The von Karma perfection excels in every field.
>>10162416
10000 yen?
Heh, I don't know how much it's worth in dollars, but the bet is down! Brace yourself Junpei! I'm THE BIGGEST LOSER here!
>>10162464
Set aside Aron!! I'm on my way to lose, can't you see?!
Wow, what a treat for all the contestants! It's amusement park time! Don't worry, the programmer assured me that it's mostly up-to-code and kind of safe. You'll all be fine! Enjoy!
>>10162511
Let's just say I'm feeling confident today!
>Her tails swish excitedly as she tries her best to remain composed.
>Ahri throws Astaroth a wink.
Maybe I have decided.
>>10162511
>she squirms and throws her weak hands at the lady's face, yelling at her
LET GO OF ME! Do you know who I am?! I'm the queen of Brazil! I can have you beheaded by noon!
>>10162540
I hated the food, I don't even need food, why'd I take them...
>>10162464
>>10162513
Don't waste your time. I think we got pranked real good. This garbage doesn't hold any power.
>>10162540
This is a bad idea but alright...
>She dashes forward, only for it to end right under the train.
>Ahri doesn't even feel the jolt of her head being disconnected from her body.
>>10162531
Once again, I thought that was me. I've died in some pretty bad ways in my time
>>10162540
Well at least I won the bet
>>10162540
A-Augh...The c-cotton candy...is making my t-tummy...
>Tricky DIES.
>>10162540
Fun fact: I'm heavier than I look---!
>>10162540
Note to self. Add more poison, looks like goats are much more resistant to all of this
>>10162540
These human activities confuse me, perhaps I'll do much better next time.. Also, This seat is way to small for me!
>>10162540
That was... Actually quite an enjoyable distraction. Though I'd have enjoyed it more if everyone didn't die around me all the while.
This doll knows karate! Who knew?! Not me, that's for certain!
I've heard his rival does that much more than he does. Looks like he's adapted to her! (Fuck, why did the ink have to smudge her name..."Snowmom?" What a stupid name...)
Stamp out communism, folks, like this TRUE American! ...You are American, aren't you?
I'm certainly not letting my "oh so gracious rival" leave here with dignity. What kind of host what I be?
>>10162559
Really? But right there it says magic ball. Aww... Maybe that's why I don't get a response.
>Ochako puts the ball on a nearby table and leaves it there.
>>10162540
Yum! The cotton candy is way too good to pass out.
>She happily grabs more and more cotton hand until her lips are covered with sweetness.
>>10162540
>>10162542
>Events.txt
>Respawn.exe
>The succubus falls down on the ground.
That whole reincarnation processus always take a awful lot of time...
Oh Ahri?
>She lets out a faint smile.
Looks like none of us won...
...
>She smirks even with her smiled distorded by the pain
How about we settle this with Rock paper scissors?
>>10162556
Yes, yes I remember you, the little brat who likes to play the queen. How could I ever forget...
>She puts her down and gently pats her head.
...Such a cute face!
>>10162449
I know. That's how I first met you back in the day, you got adopted by a spirit, she liked your guts and your style, and saw potential, trained you. Same with me. But your dad's sorry he was such a jackass.
>Rika grins a little.
You could say it anyways if you wanted to. I'm pretty sure you even spell your name different from back then.
>>10162464
Hey. How's it going?
>>10162540
Hmmm...I wonder if Peri would like this.
>>10162615
>Rika lets out a terrified yowl at the touch.
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!? What kinda nutso just walks up and touches people out of nowhere like that!?
>>10162615
I won't sugarcoat it. This is going to be quite painful for you, but if you don't resist, it'll end quicker. Now then-
>The things Richter do next are too horrible to describe.
>Rest in pieces, soldier.
>>10162615
Wow this brick does wonde- I mean I totally did that myself with my body!
>>10162645
>she crossed her arms and pouts at the lady
Hmmph!
You know something? I have this WONDERFUL Feast prepared, and some people not only ignore it, they think they're too good for it! I'm almost glad a certain someone knows how to engineer a bomb...
Also, stop starving to death, or I'll terminate your contracts prematurely. The viewers hate it.
>>10162447
Phew... That citizen's outta here. Hah! Hear that, sheep tits? You've been thwarted once again by the great Detective Pardo. And now? Your minutes are up, sheep tits. I won't mind playing fair, not at all. I'm gonna enjoy seeing the look on your face when I bet you at your own child's play... Then, who'll be the one fucking off? Yeah, don't act like I don't remember that act you pulled on me, kid.
>He clocks his NERF REBELLE CORNER STRIKE.
Sorry, but it looks like I'm at an advantage. What's your next move, kid?
>>10162540
>>10162585
That wasn't supposed to happen!! Damn you really can't do stuff properly!!
>She's yelling at the arena, she's dumb like that, don't question it.
Oh alright, here are your $50 Junpei. Good job, you lose... so you won.
>>10162615
I SWEAR YOU WILL PAY THIS SOMEHOW!!!
...
Can I have at least a towel? Come on a toothbrush to clean that thing is just slavery!
...
Is that piss on the walls? You said you removed...
>>10162615
>>10162651
>is cut into 12 differently sized pieces, much like how the USSR was broken into 12 new nations
>>10162667
>As he attempts to abscond with his hearty bounty, Richter is blindsided by a sudden hail of bullets.
>>10162645
>Ahri kneels down next to Astaroth, rubbing her neck before trying to stretch it a little to remove the odd stiffness.
Rock paper scissors? That's a child's game. We'll just have to wait for the next game that's hosted.
>Rising to her feet, Ahri extends a hand to the demon to help her stand.
Are you going to be okay?
>>10162672
This situation is leaving me torn. On one hand, I lost again. On the other, I won a bet. I don't know how to feel about this
>>10162667
Whoopsie~.
>>10162648
You sure are filled with interesting stories about the past but I guess that makes things more interesting. I've always spelt my name the same far as I know.
>>10162540
>Gant leaves the fair with a content look on his face, and a ton of animal plushies.
Some of these look like some familiar to some folks back home, espicially this one.
>He pulls out a small little bird from the pile.
Yep, that's it. Same color, same hair, looks like my boy Wrighto!
>>10162615
>He watches the boys terrifying reaction to the boy as his insides melt.
Oh no, seems I've made a small mistake. But here's a question you might be asking yourself. Was this an intentional crime performed by me? Did I know the chemicals held inside that syringe? Oh well, it appears your time has come short to answer these questions.
>>10162625
Yes, a mere fluke...
>A devilish smile appears on her face.
On the ooother hand.
I may have something that could predict the future, something magic... and definitely real.
>>10162658
Come on, let's smile a bit would you?
No... Oh right. Just be sure not to hurt yourself alright, little girls should be cute and innocent...
You'll have plenty of time.... for everything else
Gee wilikers, that's not surprising at all considering you blew three of them to Kingdom Come.
I've got it: Spades Fyxe! Look, I saved you all the trouble, and now I seem like the hilarious one again!
>>10162672
I may have hounded the programmer to remove the events, but the stains will remain forever. No am,ount of Oxyclean will get those out! (...I THOUGHT YOU NUMBSKULLS FIXED THE LAUGHTRACK!)
>>10162671
You motherfucker.
Do you really think all that "intimidation" talk is gonna get to me?
>She hocks a spitwad in front of your feet, and glares up at you.
You may have talk, you may have the walk, but you don't have the BULK to beat me down.
>Her soaker leaks a drop of water onto the cement of the sidewalk. She holds the cannon up to her, and puts a finger on the trigger.
I don't need more than a squirt to knock you out, buddy. This things full of Shasta Purified Spring Water, STRAIGHT from the purification center. You ain't got NOTHING on me.
>>10162721
...what are you implying? I have no time for waiting, Queens don't wait for things to come to them, they come to the things!
>>10162727
Hey host, you suck, never commentate again, I can think of a name myself...
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...
>Hours has passed
>>10162708
Heh, sorry, sorry, can't help it. In the past, you actually spelt your first name with the kanji for "magic". Pretty cool, huh?
>>10162727
Bah, get out of here you jackasses! Don't make me exorcise you!
He's going to need more than an eyepatch after that, hee hee!
...Hm? OH, GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST! I've been informed that IT ALL ENDS AT DAYLIGHT! MAKE YOUR BETS AMONG THE FINAL FOUR NOW! WHO AMONG THEM IS THE MOST LIKELY TO WIN THIS ITERATION OF THE GAUNTLET?! Stay tuned!
>>10162667
I chance I decided to re-watch Gurren lagann last night
>She pushes a button and a recorded voice screams:
"GIGA
DRILL
BREAKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
>Yup, everything is automatized here
>>10162700
Be happy? Hey at least you won some money... And well, since I've lost I guess Ive got no choice but to win this now. Wish me luck
>>10162727
Spades Fyxe? I could get behind that....
And yeah got it, the piss gauntlet lives on forever...
>>10162761
Rika will get 2nd.
>>10162761
Haha! I did it... stacking cups... boy I feel like a peasant.
>>10162761
THE TIME IS NOW!!
>>10162749
I guess it's cool since I'm a witch and all that. Hey I gotta go I want to go back home and pick up my spells cards and my hakkero!
See ya later!
>>10162721
You have something that ''could'' predict the future? And why could and not it ''will'' predict the future? Is there a trick involved?
IT
IS
OOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!
Vikings are susceptible to one thing, and one thing only!
>>10162789
>Literally the only filler
>>10162789
You know what?
I'm not even surprised.
Fuck you and everything you stand for.
Thank for hosting though.
But fuck you.
>>10162789
Gouda wiener
>>10162761
Listen, I...what kinda stupid challenge is this?
>>10162780
You're no witch. You're a real magician.
See you later, Marisa. It's good seeing you.
>>10162789
Well, that figures. Bah! I'm in too good a mood to care!
>>10162789
>filler wins
Top kek
...BRUTALLY RIGOROUS COLD-WAR ERA RUSSIAN MILITARY TRAINING!
CONGRATULATIONS...MAJOR RAIKOV!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your prize will be out as soon as the network can get it to you!
>>10162796
Yeah, well, bite me. Actually, bite the idiot who programmed this thing.
>>10162789
Well, that's surprising. Welp, congrats to Major Raikov and big thanks to Miss Snowman or hosting!
>>10162789
>>10162806
For once I agree with everything this thing said, Go to hell.
And that is all she wrote! I've been your host for this Gauntlet, and for every single one until I retire! (Which, knowing the network, is never...)
Stay tuned to hear from the programmer!
>>10162789
Congrats comrade.
>>10162811
Congrats, you. Thanks for the show!
>>10162811
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>The Summary of the game plays on the screen in the meantime.
>>10162811
>>10162817
Hmph. Thank you for the show I guess. But make no mistake, I won't tolerate to be called pawn again.
>>10162811
>>10162817
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>10162811
Congratulations!
>>10162817
Thank you for hosting!
>Bowing out early tonight, many apologies. I hope you all have a good night.
>Rest well and take care!
>>10162781
>>10162696
>>10162748
>I'm sorry, I'm really too tired to process a reply, my mind is just going blank, I guess I overestimated myself.
But feel free to poke me about the object next time Ochako, we'll keep were we left.
>>10162811
>Thanks for hosting
>>10162817
You have my thanks for allowing me to participate.
>>10162715
>just noticed all these typos ew
>>10162817
Hey, I made it fairly far. A few steps closer to victory. Thanks for letting this old man participate, host.
>>10162745
Ah, there's that sweet talk I love from ya'. Think you're gonna scare me off, talk me down... Make me feel like I'M the bad guy here, huh? You're one up-stuck bitch, then, because I've been telling you time and time again, sweetheart...
You're messing with the wrong cop. You're messing with the goddamn wrong fuckin' cop...
>He lifts his foot up, bringing it down and stomping without a see-able end to the wad of spit you shamelessly threw over them. He glares down, noticeably putting up a fit, before scraping the sole of his shoe against the pavement. He extends his arms, aiming right at your face, breaking the very rules of NERF FOR NOTHING.
Fuckin' draw, bitch. I dare you.
>>10162817
Thank you for hosting, based gote. Please emjoy the least dignified art of this one-off joke character I could find
>>10162811
Congratulations, Major Raikov! You deserve it.
>>10162817
I finished in 9th! One step at at time. Thank you for the opportunity and take care.
>>10162837
Will do. I'll try to check it sometime in the next few days to see if it works.
Heeeey, yeeeaaahhh, so I know the host said to blame this on me, but please don't.
>>10162806
>>10162815
>>10162822
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>>10162872
Thanks for playing!
>>10162864
I swear to God I'm looking for art of this fucker right now for the wincard and it's half PS1-era CGI headshots, and half weird shipping fanart. Help.
>*A peculiar patch of grass begins to sway against the wind, as if shaking the ground in a mini-earthquake. It pertains to one spot, and one spot alone, with the vibrating growing more rapid every moment. The ground begins to crack, as if being ripped apart.
>*....
>*The vibrations stop, and silence washes over the landscape once more. In an instant.....a flower pops out!
Howdy! Hmm...So, apparently, digging through the core of the Earth takes WAY longer to do than I'd imagined. I didn't even find China! It's been a while, though, hasn't it? Months, heehee! ...Bleh, what's that smell? It STINKS in here.
>>10162876
Just look up pictures of Raiden
>>10162883
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
>>10162876
Ps2, actually. Dude's from 2004's Metal Gear Solid 3 (and also in a canon gay relationship with the main antagonist, so that explains all the shipping
>>10162889
>*Flowey perks his stem up a bit.
H-Hmm? ...Nah, that's just gotta be the wind. He's probably gone by now. I mean, it's been SO long! I doubt he even COMES here anymore!
>>10162883
I know right? Flowers do tend to smell during this season.
>>10162876
Thanks Egyptian Mayor, was a pleasure
>>10162883
>starts loading up custom made herbicide ammo in case
>>10162885
...Mortal Kombat?
>>10162898
Oh Lord help me.