Hello and welcome to the /trash/ pony thread
the best thread on /trash/ hands down
we are a group of devout christian pony bros and spend our time keeping ourselves updated on each others daily activities, feel free to drop in and ask your fellow bro how she is doing and join in on the sweet action
also we use a name sharing script so it's easy to keep track of your target https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
>>10158135
That's not a veery nice post
>>10158135
>>10158280
>astartes
what did it mean by this
>>10158316
It means it's not crazy like the ADEPTUS Mechanicus.
all alone
>>10158366
I'm here
>>10158366
Well fuck you too skitty.
>>10158366
I'm here
>>10158437
helly shiny
>>10158448
>>10158445
:3
>>10158573
Hai
>>10158558
Hey skitty, I got my pass banned for a month :/
>>10158745
whoa
how'd you do that? lol were you being a terrible shitposter?
>>10158704
hee
I want to have sex with ponies.
>>10158989
Not for sexual
>>10158989
what do you think I should add to my app to make it flashier and more scifi-ish
>>10158903
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Meguca fighting academy
Anyways hi skitty.
>>10159034
A hologram
>>10159040
>>10159060
I'm only kidding jeez I have a small feeling this is aku but i don't make assumptions regardless hi.
>>10159040
lol
how does miracle do in 2017?
hope you are not contemplating jumping off bridges lately
HELLO TINY FRIENDS
>>10159046
hmmm... well, idunno what to say
>>10159179
Hi friend! Blewberry? What've you been up to lately?
>>10159201
Hey Urshy! Ive been filling orders for lightsaber stuff and things. Howabout you? Are you being a good pony?
>>10159140
some days i feel like it not as many as usual havn't actually contenplated doing so and any time i do I Don't have enough physical energy to do anything anyways Havn't had that feeling for almost a whole month tho In 2017 i'm okay mostly trying to get my shit in order for my life but I don't know i still get a feeling that everything i do is fucking boring as hell.
Well some 15yo kid just went to jail because he was obsessed with my niece and wouldn't stop fucking calling trying to get a hold of them. Turns out they were on probation and calling the police on them revoked it and they actually arrested them. The fuck..
>>10159215
Neat! I'm fine. Browsing 4chan and watching youtube, so the usual.
>Are you being a good pony?
Always! :P
>>10159252
How many people that you know are currently in jail, Skitty?
>>10159260
mmm youtubes are fun! And you get a good pony sticker, well done!
>>10159270
Hey Miracle!
>>10159226
What kinda stuff do you do? Normal ppl things like filing taxes and homework?
lol fuck that shit I avoid it at all costs
>>10159296
Quite a lot of people.
Why?
Are you going to lecture me about your psychological analyzations of my life and how you think I don't really have friends again?
>>10159301
My hobbies Drawing reading Going to revise my resume and get financial aid for my college tomorrow likely And moving out of this house probably eventually leaving this state at least temporarily because i know a good college in another state.
>>10159301
I should say I know a good 4 year after i finish this 2 year.
>>10159348
Oh damn it's worse than I thought. I understand your pain. What state do you wish to move to?
What are your desired living conditions?
>>10159328
You should try to run with a better crowd. I think these prison type people are a bad influence!
>>10159348
get out and see the wide world yeah?
>>10159370
I'm not saying the state i don't like talking about my location on thread Its somewhere else that has marijuana legalized So i can use something that actually helps my arthritis and depression Also my desired living condition is mostly somewhere Away from the asshole that is my moms boyfriend and then ill establish whatever else i want from there.
>>10159410
Yeah Honestly i wanted to do this for quite some time.
>>10159545
its a natural urge to get out on your own and see other places. I hope you can make it work, its hard to get out there these days
>>10159826
>>10159861
How's it going?
>>10159886
I'm fine. How're you? Yah tired of me yet? :P
>>10159826
hey hey
>>10159034
Futuristic sounds.
>>10159545
Huh, I thought I was paranoid, you wont even give a thousands mile radius approximation of your area. I bet it's colorado lol :3
>arthritis
shit, seriously? you have that at such a young age? I'm sorry to hear that, fuck :(
but damn, you have ambitions, that's cool. more ambitions than I. you sound like an alpha male, I bet you will succeed! GO GET'EM GIRL
>>10159905
Why would I be tired of you :s
>>10159908
How goes?
>>10159917
Hey Rubles
>>10159917
>adding background music to your desktop GUI based software
what fucking year are we again? 1990?
The fuck?!
You know what's even fucking better?
Make your CLI programs play music when they are executing live with only an option to raise and lower the sound by decrementing the sound value with a parameter like snd -1 and only let them decrement by 1 of 100 at a time
no but actually adding really subtle noises, like clicks and stuff would not be such a bad idea. I need to add sound effects like a typical videogame lol
>>10159987
You should add an easteregg where if they spam click or something a random sound plays that'll either scare the shit out of them or make them die crying of laughter.
>>10159947
Ayyyy
>>10159987
1990 is the future. Deal with it. Anyways, yes, sound effects would make it cooler.
>>10160024
>>10160288
pshhh
>>10160288
How's it going?
>>10160313
You could use that Burrito's! sound clip that whatshisface made for you :P
>>10160342
huh
i don't seem to recall
>>10159947
purdy good, putting together an order here. You?
>>10160024
it should be the fluttershy squee!
>>10160342
It's going alright. Watching the series finale of Gravity Falls right now.
why are there still people using 32bit version of windows?
>>10160569
that's still a thing?
if i had to guess, ancient hardware
>>10160569
I'm using a 32 bit version of windows vista right now.
it works. that's why~
>>10160406
you said sunbrero, my mistake, I'd upload it but I can't cause I'm capped.
>>10160457
I'm ok
>>10160537
Nice, nice
>>10160645
Kek, rosey pls
>>10160677
I intend to~
>>10160677
I hope you are, youre a nice pony.
>>10160569
Only realistic reason to use 32-bit Windows is to run 16-bit Windows games, since you can't jump into any 16-bit mode from long mode (64-bit), but you can from protected mode (32-bit). Even then, many 16-bit games have patches to update them to 32-bit.
>>10160616
Hello iza you FAGIT
How's it hangin?
I was just running through a support forum and saw a guy complaining a commonly used app doesn't install on his PC and people were trying to troubleshoot his issues and one guy asked "are u on 32bit windows?" and he said "yes.." and everyone wanted to fucking neck him for this, it's fucking 2017 where do these fucking people keep coming from?
also what do you think about my latest program? >>10159034
I'm thinking about what else i should make it do
you all laughed...
BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW!?
>>10160666
chekt
>>10160677
>cause I'm capped.
cause I'm cucked*
ftfy
>>10160666
I see the idea of vista has made you physically Ill
>>10160711
To what?
just killed another scorpion in my room
>>10160793
I um...
y'know.
I intend to please...
>>10160800
Harvest its poison gland.
nice one sir.
>>10160809
Ooooh, lol, nice.
How're you?
At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
>>10160837
>that pun.
lmao.
I'm surviving~
how are you, babe?
>>10160809
What do you call a black guy with Parkinson's?
A chocolate shake.
>>10160792
No!
I've been ruined!
>>10160862
GOSH!
I haven't heard that one. lol.
>>10160855
I'm going ok. Just sort of bumming around
What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?
A stroke of luck
>>10160816
for what purpose?
>>10160774
it hangs low like usual senpai
wbu?
sounds like he got quite the roasting
that's a pretty neat program, flashy too
maybe add more options for posts like by username, whether or not a file is included, file MD5 as well?basically some stuff the archive search has
i'm just assuming it doesn't have those because it only showed searching by comment for OP and post of course
>>10160793
indeed it has
>>10160889
do u even monster hunt m80?
>>10160889
Aren't you supposed to be an evil genius?
For poisoning, of course!
>>10160884
my god!
that was beautiful.
>>10160916
evil, maybe, evilest? I strive to be. genius? lmao are you sure you got the right guy?
>>10160932
I once met a dyslexic stripper
named Density
>>10160915
hOW'RE YOU OTHERWISE?
caps lock is cruise control for l337s.
also my cat apparently.
>>10160942
dyslexic jokes are the best. lmao.
did you hear the one about the dyslexic man walking into a bra?
>>10160939
I dunno, you play the fool but you are very intelligent
>>10160915
yeah I'm trying to figure out how to set this thing to search for things based on certain posts things, like name, file name, user name etc
the objective of the program is to run in the background and offer desktop notifications whenever your watch criteria is met and it found something.
like I could have it on the second monitor while watching a movie on my couch and glance at it when some it pops a notification when someone mentioned my name in this thread specifically
I want it to be dark with highcontrast lettering so it doesn't fucking blind you in a dark room and you can see things from across the room
>>10160969
LOL, no~
Those brother/sister pornos are fucking weird.
Never once have I called my siblings 'bro' or 'sis' while we're having sex.
What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates?
Rollaids.
>>10161006
I've never heard anyone at anytime call their siblings"bro" or "sis."
>>10160969
>>10161020
KEK, rollaids, brilliant!
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
>>10161006
white people...
>>10161047
>>10161047
All sandwiches are retarded...
...because they are inbred.
>>10160942
i'm quite well
just faffing about and watching youtube videos at the moment
>>10161000
>check'd
sounds like a pretty solid concept
and you have the right idea for lettering
i'd use it, like it AND subscribe
>>10161072
white bread...
>>10161080
cool cool
>>10161085
I've never shot a gun
because that would be a weird target
>>10161107
some fuckin people are shooting guns!
why else would shotguns exist?
Do you guys have a password for your phone and computer?
>>10161152
Nope
>>10161152
yes.
I have... THINGS to hide
>>10161143
Some say members of ISIS fuck kids...
...But they actually let the goats grow up first.
>>10161169
>>10161169
>>10161169
>>10161205
kek. how bigoted.
>>10161080
LOL NO!!
I'm never sharing it
only I get to use it, imma be ultra selfish and keep it to myself forever otherwise it wont feel special that only i have a scifi style 4chan mass datamining botnet on my monitor !!!
>>10161217
I always thought the brain was the most important organ...
... then I realized what organ was telling me that.
>>10161187
Are your family the type to snoop?
>>10160972
you're reminding me of one of my fav subs on rebbit lol
LOOKIT
>>10161246
that's not a joke. that's just philosophy, man.
>>10161252
no.
>>10161257
Kek, yeah I'm subscribed to it, pretty cringey and funny shit
If I came with a warning label, what would it say?
What would yours say?
>>10161400
warning: sharp object.
would be an apt warning label.
>>10161400
WARNING:
DO NOT EXPOSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO DAIPER FETISHESTS
DO NOT DRY CLEAN WITH WHITES
ONLY FEED PEANUTBUTTER
>>10161436
pshhh
>>10161442
kek, you know me better than most
so apparently the image is corrupt messages crap is a result of ublock blocking 4chan-x from doing certain things with images
weird
Oh Gravity Falls, you had a perfect ending that tied up all loose ends, even though you lasted only 2 seasons. I nonetheless wish I could have had more.
Adventure Time is on its last season, and I somehow get the feeling that it won't tie up everything. That's a show that really could last forever, since there's no overarching plot, just character development.
Star Vs. has at least 1 or 2 seasons left. Fortunately season 3 starts soon.
Steven Universe is at an apex where it could end within a season, but it shows no signs of slowing down, and I am happy with this.
Rick and Morty, may you never end. Ever.
MLP... you're starting to get better, but you might need another reboot.
>>10161567
>Rick and Morty, may you never end. Ever.
I think despite that it may actually lose a lot of steam this current season, we shall see.
>MLP... you're starting to get better, but you might need another reboot.
lies and slander, the communist should have been murdered(put in tartarus) by now.
>>10161567
reboot and make it like gen1.
with that sexy 80's animation and everything.
>>10161705
You know it can never be like that again.
>>10161705
Oh god no.
The nice visuals are the only thing that mlp has going for it now.
The eye rape crystal house has started to ruin even that.
>>10161730
>rarity vs 1000 degree glowing clickbait knife
this is legendary clickbait
>>10161723
heresy
>>10161730
naw, naw. if you care about visuals, why do you like the pony with the worst design (rarity)?
>>10161772
You take that back, you waifu-insulting pieve of shit ponk-poster.
I bet if we all went back to using windows XP and the default internet explorer than we would be the safest bunch on the internet because no one is targeting windows XP internet explorer anymore
>>10161835
your waifu is shit. I can name background ponies with better colors/designs
this is what you deserve for calling khajiit "comic relief"
>>10161852
>>10161772
No, they're not going to hand draw everything again because computer animation is much less time consuming. Kids today don't like old things and probably won't like old cartoons.
That style also doesn't match Hasbro's current product line.
>>10161866
Oh, it's Rose. I see.
I suppose you sided with the Imperials as well, just because the khajiit are associated with the Aldmeri Dominion and the Imperials are the Thalmor's fodder to throw around?
>decide to read a programming manual
>skip all the introductory bloat and head to the start chapter
>unnecessary bloat text explaining literally nothing
I can never fucking read these things why are these books always so fucking long winded
>>10161893
fuck you.
god damn it. you're right, but fuck you for making me read this.
>>10161906
the elves brought masser and secunda back.
I stay neutral though, and have never done any quests for either the empire, or the stormcloaks. skyrim is not my home, this is not my fight.
>>10161866
R-Rosey pls!
My third waifu doesn't deserve this!
holy shit they're giving my friend 5 years in prison
welp, that sucks
>>10161926
Hehe!
Howsu Rosie?
>>10162061
an here I am! kissing your first!
whatcha gonna do about it?!
>>10162065
what for?
>>10162084
was depressed af, just loafed around the kitchen all day... but for some reason there near the end I just got a fuckin jolt of energy!
how are you, babe?
>>10162065
For what?
>>10162061
>third waifu
>>10162065
Your friend was probably trash, senpai.
I know this because birds of a feather flock together.
>>10162122
I don't think I've ever been more frustrated by a lack of sleep.
>>10162122
>>10162124
3 felonies, all of them assault of some kind.
>>10162145
wow rude.
>>10162065
What'd he do?
>>10162122
!
>>10162145
Polygamy is bestamy
>>10162199
Why was he assaulting people?
>>10162196
I remember you having a problem like this a while back as well. have you seen anyone about it?
>>10162199
oh. damn.
well, you do the crime, you do the time.
>>10162238
I will do worse!
>>10162199
How good of a friend is this?
>>10162293
Y-you stay away from my myriad of waifus!
>>10162319
>>10162238
Cause they're a dumbass.
I kinda feel like it's my fault now because he was drinking with me that night, the dude started saying I had a really bad drink or some shit because I tend to joke around with people too much, even with people I don't know well and they were explaining others can misinterpret me and become hostile so I started psychologically analyzing his behavior and suggested at least I didn't get like him and he asked me "the fuck you mean" and I said THAT! You get grumpy and wana fight things and people when you drink, stop being a douche! instead of coming to the realization that what I said had a certain accuracy to it and think "you know it's true and I should be cautious with how I think and my behavior" this dude fucking tossed all logic out the window and became hostile at me, shoved me into the wall and I told them "see this is what I mean, I'm not a fighter, if you want to kick my ass go ahead I wont fight back" and he backed off and I took the opportunity to fucking leave. they'd never get like that before, we had been close friends since forever and they even defended me against some people who really didn't like me sometimes.. anyway I left to another friends place to watch a UFC fight and I talked about what had happened there and others did agree this guy becomes hostile and aggressive when he drinks, even with me.. anyway about an hour later the police showed up outside his house after I had left, apparently an ambulance was called because someone showed up to his house and told him some shit and he apparently took their gun from them and smacked them across the face with it so hard they needed stitches and they whined at the cops about it so they arrested him right there and now he's facing 5years in jail.
What a fuckin dumbass. Why drink if this is the mood you get into?
Overly emotional people who get grumpy when they drink should absolutely NEVER fucking drink.
>>10162312
A good one, I'd let them stay at my place often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c#action=share
guys.
>>10162393
5 years is pretty harsh.
>>10162409
>a new MLP movie where the characters aren't some disgusting retarded fucking highschool girls piece of shit garbage trash
I fucking HATED equestria girls
I would actually watch this version but I swear to god I will NEVER FUCKING WATCH EQUESTRIA GIRLS and continue hating it until the day I fucking DIE
and the day I die and I'm in my grave lying in that stupid fucking coffin for the rest of eternity, I will fucking ROLL OVER and curse equestria girls
I hope I can become a fuicking ghost instead so I can haunt people who unironically like it
>>10162293
My boss. I absolutely cannot stay up a third day in a row. I need that natural body rhythm to drift off.
I should pick up some NyQuil or something.
Woo! I failed somebody today!
>>10162336
I'll join them! but you're not invited!
>>10162393
Yeah, I see what you mean.
Sounds like he's not the smartest person about
>>10162495
my friend likes it. I'll spit in his eye for you. if you like.
>>10162501
zquil works for me.
you failed someone?
>>10162520
I'll just watch then.
>>10162543
dude gross wtf
>>10162543
Th-that is acceptable
>>10162555
you would not like it if I spread rabies to my friends, even if you are vehemently opposed to their political ideology.
you're a good man, skit.
>>10162558
>>10162543
Well yeah. Isn't calling in saying "hey boss I need some beauty sleep" like a bitch, failure?
>>10162600
no.
if you really need it.
>>10162593
Have you not gotten your rabies shots? There is a shortage, so probably not.
Test
>>10162635
nope~
I feel my throat swelling shut RIGHT NOW
>>10162610
It feels like maybe I should be deathly ill, have a broken limb or something before calling in, and I'm being a hypochondriac for simply trying to avoid going over the 72 hour mark. I'm not anywhere near an automatic shutdown yet... I think.
>>10162409
Does this mean we'll now get a bunch of MLP movies this generation, like every other generation, instead of the tangentially related EQG shit?
Took way too long.
>>10148732
a dream is a wish that the heart makes, and you should follow your heart. the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes to make them possible. you could do it if you really wanted to. i suppose i believe you about the first two but i shan't in regards to the third. and they have education and maybe experience on their sides but maybe that does not mean they are better.
i would post it to some programming sub to see if they laughed at it or not then respond to you accordingly .
maybe yes maybe no. what if i was who even cares lol.
i believe when he was younger he tried to program a simple game every day for months on end in order to become a dev or something. so he has been doing this for a long time and it is his job so i assume it is real.
fine you lame faget.
the difference in you? what's that supposed to mean. maybe i won't even next week depending on evolving circs
>>10162676
Why? I got mine.
>>10162676
Maybe you should ask someone to apply pressure to bring down the swelling!
>>10162693
doing a good job is better than working as long as you can.
and you're not working optimally if you are sleep deprived!
>>10162710
beats me.
style looks different though. I don't like it.
>>10162722
I doubt it.
>>10162754
my friend is always carrying around syringes. I'll ask if he has any rabies vaccines.
I make the faces that make you cry
>>10162828
prove it.
They were telling me all kinds of stuff but the hidden message remains unknown to the public ketchup would help in that sort of situation
>>10162770
I really do though. They gave me two shots in my right arm, one in my left and one for each leg!
>>10162891
did they give you a shot between your toes?
>>10162870
They might be watching him and touching their private parts if I revealed my face
>>10162911
those bastards.
that's what I was going to do.
Corpse grinding machines powered with Wankel engines because V8's fucking suck
>>10162717
oh hey
what's up?
my grandparents woke up and saw the flood of neon glowsticks placed all around the house and they just glared at me like wtf is wrong with this one... I felt retarded picking them all up and putting them in my room before I went to bed
meh
>>10162928
Don't panic there might be a little leftover over in the toolbox just enough to feed a fat man with devious sexual desires
>>10162905
No. They usually just give you all the shots to wherever you got bit, but i didn't have a wound, so they just administered it like that.
>get bit by small bat
>omgezus aku rabies!
>hospital workers go
>lol batboi!
>>10162938
lol
thought you said you were going to put them all in your room? or maybe you said just the ones in the water closet. i was going to tell you to put those away but you were having fun and it looked cool.
i challenged my sexy little cousin to a piano battle earlier and she popped off this flawless mozart sonata it was dope af.
were you still a little drunk when you went to bed?
Prepare an enema with glowing sticks liquid pump it up your rectum film yourself shitting that
this desu
>>10162988
>when you want to take a shit at the rave
>>10162972
>nibbles your toes
prepare for froth.
you're a batboy? like the comics?
>>10162984
grandparents woke up after that and saw them all and I did take them to my room
I was very drunk
>that image
fuckin lol
>>10162988
reconsider your will to live
>>10163022
oh shoot
will you be drunk more soon?
I should probably get a fucking tan...
all my life I grew up with people making jokes about how white I am, even giving me shitty nicknames based on my complexion. it was bloody hot today so I went outside without a shirt and I realized I am like fucking paper white
maybe I should just toast in the sun and become an official nigger
>>10163060
Post shirtless pics.
>>10163014
No, that's just what they said. They thought it was funny.
You're basically a zombie by the time you're frothing at the mouth, and beyond help. You simply die after that.
>>10163025
Ghosts aren't alive you know.
>>10163060
true you should be at least as tan as i am
just do a little at a time though
if you get a bad sunburn your room is going to feel a lot hotter and you will probably die
>>10163067
No >:(
>>10163047
No... probably on saturday or sunday maybe if i am not impecunious then.
>>10163134
IT WAS ALMOST FUCKING 90F IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT
>>10163138
ugh
get venmo so i can make you drunk
I'm watching this stupid movie called ripped
Birkenstocks have fashionable potential tbqh
>>10163160
lol
nick pls
I don't feel right doing that I hate taking things from others
>>10163077
oh... good comic btw.
good to know. if I ever meet someone with rabies, I'll make sure to stall them until they're frothing.
>>10163151
why even live
have you considered clearing out the freezer and staying in there until you have mild hypothermia? if you do that every night before bed you might shiver comfortably to sleep
I was watching your lovely grandmother get impaled by 3 African men
>>10163175
well i guess you better give all that stuff back
don't be dumb let me buy my best girl a drink
>>10163188
>you might shiver comfortably to sleep
LOL!
lmfao desu i like you
I have thought about this yeah, but i also get scared what if it locks? the large freezer has a lock in it, I would certainly die to death
when i was in a smaller room about the size of my bathroom I had a super neato A/C and a turbo fan blasting cold air at me while I was in bed, that was the best way to sleep desu
Sleeping naked is very convenient for deep anal penetration
>>10163208
... I don't know how to respond to this
I don't know how that even works
>>10163242
Turmeric makes me horny
>>10163218
that is how i sleep now
two twenty-four thousand btu units and sixteen vornado fans placed at perfect angles to create the sensation of ceaseless gale force winds
i dunno how you can sleep in ninety plus degree temps it's impressive really
For once I would like to see a little lobster walking around the graveyard despite my violent intolerance to lactose
>>10163302
I want to sleep there..
I do it miserably and longing for winter which is the climate I love to go out and do things in
>>10163257
Geriatric anal fantasies
Chinese dykes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
>>10163357
I'll send you the fidget spinner back if you want though I left it outside for two days by accident and it rained so the bearings got a little messed up but it still spins well but it makes a noise now
Vomiting on a sock and letting it dry to the sun might turn out to be an awesome lucky token to wear every day but it's magical powers will wash away if you dump it into the laundry
>>10163349
yeah i bet you do
what are your winter temps again? around the sixties i think
yeah that is a nice range. it can be less fun up here and it hurts sometimes if i sleep with the window open. and it freezes open sometimes so i have to wait until spring to shut it and my room turns into an ice cave.
you need a new ac tho
Rusty bearings are quite amazing to stare at
Jesus Christ cures your rectum for free if you know his phone number
>>10163394
huh? no dude
i bet if you grease it up again it will be okay
we need new ones anyways
Mobil 1 synthetic grease could get rid of those grinding noises while practicing anal sex
Is there any one currently on this thread not infected with the gay?
If so please link your response to this post
No.
>>10163413
>around the sixties i think
typically 60F-70F and occasionally, not often enough it dips into the 40s and 30s
>an ice cave
I'd have absolutely no issues with this
>>10163450
I was going to the store earlier and as I was reversing out from under the carport I glaced at the stone tables in the back and saw a yellow rectangle sitting on it about 30 yards from me and I immediately thought it was the fidget spinner I had lost so I ran and got it and yep, it was, it had gotten a little rusty inside but still worked, anyway I had to go so I didn't make time to use wd-40 on it or something, maybe I'll do it shortly
>>10163514
You rang?
Radial load will always be present in the life span of a soapbox
It's almost gonna be 4 years since I got this bullet in me I wonder how long it will be before I get lead poisoning or develop some other crazy uncool chit as a result of having this thing embeded in my bone
Dog cum could take care of that particular issue just get a big enough one bend over and take the knot
>>10163561
it is comfy af with some shared body heat
>>10163561
it's not time sensitive or anything
did you make it spin so fast it became too hot to hold?
>>10163608
just those weather prediction powers imo
The movie trailer has dropped. Looks as if that was already announced here (>>10162409), but I'm just gonna go ahead and announce it again. :P
>>10162409
what a sec
emily blunt and zoe saldana?
wtf
Watching duck porn on a regular basis might turn out to be beneficial
>>10163696
Honda engine would only make it better
>>10163635
lol no, I think the bearings would explode like the ones in our bulldozer and become useless.
right, the weather predictions thing... I have not really gotten those yet :/
they're selling fireworks all around now
>>10163768
Mr hands was an honorable men
>>10163758
that would make a good youtube
the power will come when you are ready to wield it
do you usually do your own fireworks? is it sort of like the new years vid with all the gunshots and screaming and the cars on fire?
>>10163768
boy am I glad I'm not a duck
>>10163801
lmfao yeah most of our newyears and 4th of july's are full of guns, alcohol and sometimes fights or accidents
idunno what I must have shown you for newyears
Rock with your cock out
>>10163850
it looked crazy
i want to see it for myself and i have always wanted to fire guns into the air with reckless abandon
will you and the neighbours all do one big fireworks show?
i am gonna send vids of the show here to you
it is really spectacular and sometimes i watch it from a boat
Smearing peanut butter all over your genitalia seems like a good idea if you aren't allergic to peanut butter
>>10163897
I don't know what will happen really
to be honest every year I do the same thing
that is, I assume nobody will invite me to do something and nothing will happen and I'll be alone for the day and night
but it seems most of the time in the past people call and I get invited to go several places and stuff
is it one of those large public fireworks displays they have for people in areas where handling your own fireworks is illegal because the local government just assumes everyone is too incompetent and fragile to handle the fun themselves?
the one here doesn't care so we end up with several large fires and houses burning down occasionally
Drowning
I am able to emulate DS games.
I am able to emulate deep anal penetration and it's fun
>>10164247
bullshit.
show me.
>>10164086
do you have a pretty good time usually?
i bet you do.
nah class b fireworks are legal here and lots of people light off their own during the huge show. they put on a big one because most people don't have tens of thousands of dollars to spend on a good finale. it's beautiful to watch the reflection on the placid water
>>10164269
Show me your butt for inspirational purposes
>>10164312
yeah I do as long as no one shoots me
Oh, we have one of those but minus the water and more extreme heat and hell
>>10164424
I don't have those. and it's YOUR ass we're talking about here. so show me yours.
>>10164451
oh, good luck then
take a vid for me okay? i want to compare
Woaaah looks like you've got it all backwards
>>10164487
you're the one talking about being able to be deeply anally penetrated. show me.
>>10164486
Take a vid of what? The fireworks show?
No way, I'm not gonna drive out like 80 miles to go to a place full of people I don't know.
are you going now?
>>10164508
Alll this jittery cause a bit of confusion over here seems like the camel spot has had a negative impact on me
>>10164545
Yeah but you can take other vids for me if you want tilde
oh so you don't usually go to that.
well show me your bootleg show then
no, but soonish
there's much to do and little time to do it
>>10164627
>>10164751
Fuck off rose I thought you were a bottom...
>>10164746
No, I tend to avoid going anywhere I don't know people or the people seem alien to me.
It's probably gotten worse over the years of just living in this one spot since pretty much forever you tend to develop this phobia of outsiders.
>>10164872
He only pretends to be gay for (you)s
>>10164872
I am.
still want to take a gander at those buns tho.
>>10164892
i knew you were xenophobic. explains why the alien didn't give you a huge tromboner
https://pastebin.com/9Yy4J8UL
>>10164907
stop your meddling.
>>10164929
what alien? also I was mainly exaggerating kek
what I'm phobic of is just large groups of strangers
>>10164953
what is this? you don't expect anyone to download random 100mb rar files and concat them for a surprise do you?
>>10164907
>>10165100
Enochlophobia
>>10165100
also Agoraphobia
>>10165137
I was not curious enough to google that like you did
>>10165100
the alien from alien
>>10165100
just a random selection from the newest public pastes section
what a pleasant surprise
bocelli is the thinking man's tenor
>>10165166
>>10165137
>>10165146
I suffer from both of these Skitty, I didn't google it.
>>10165006
Can't wait to go home and turn on the a/c and get it down to a nice 68F.
>>10165294
... may I have another?
>>10165231
Oh, well. That fucking sucks.
I guess I should point out I'm not serious and don't have any of those things kek
>>10165177
>that alien
LOL NOPE
worst alien, iron pill the alien was dope af however
why are you picking random pastes? here, have a random one I just found https://pastebin.com/MWFUMK4S
>>10165325
unless you're at 16c, you're wasting your ac
>>10165358
yeah, depression fucking sucks :P
>>10165325
I don't like you
>68F
>cool
the fuck is wrong with you?
65 and below is where the coolness starts
>>10165358
ur just too gay i guess
technically called engineers but iron pill alien works too
why not? so many surprises to find
lol it's some loser talking about their magic mushroom experience
>>10165358
>>10165459
you translated it?
kek
magic mushroom
I wonder how many people use pastebin to blog, or like a diary, submitting random things to see who one day might read it
maybe I should started using it as a diary and link back to my last previous post in each one to create a big chain
>>10165500
no
>>10165459
That has to be the gayest image I have seen today fucking disgusting
Maybe if rose is at least 5.8 in good shape and somewhat attractive then maybe if he doesn't then nope
>>10165511
yeah with my extensive knowledge of Portuguese
there seems to be stuff like that every once in awhile
definitively do this
maybe make a script that will turn every post you make into a pastebin
>>10165522
ikr
i have to imagine it is a puffy inflated vag
>>10165511
Kek. You really are xenophobic
>>10165522
discordio?
>>10165557
Jews are like that you know they deserved the fucking gas even tho it was the wrong people doing it
>>10165556
>i have to imagine it is a puffy inflated vag
>>10165620
>>10165634
>>10165602
Kek
KISS HIM YOU STUPID FUCK
>>10165677
I promise I won't keep you for long... I will keep you forever!
>>10165677
Are they going to pretend each one has a puffy vagina?
>>10165662
>>10165755
>>10165677
go be cringe somewhere else, like in your mom or something
>>10165794
So are you like, living by yourself or something now?
>tumblr file name
You may kill yourself now
>>10165808
I am not too concerned about coming across as cringeworthy when you are around flirting with the furry.
>>10165840
This.
>>10165384
I'm no trying to min max my life.
>>10165823
most of the time
same as before
why
>>10165878
*not
>>10165840
>people are talking like normal humans around me
>REEEEE
>CRINGEEEEE
>completely ignoring the fact you're traphunter extraordinaire
>anime spook big word trap hunter numero uno in the flesh
>literally clenches the traps and sucks the life out of them and leaves dead drug addicted corpses that perpetually instagram the horrors of their life after darwin
>>10165906
I suppose heavily repressed homoeroticism must be normal in Texas.
new thread lel
>>10166041
>>10166041
>>10166041
>>10166041
>>10165906
Dude, don't out the trap vampire, he's doing good work!