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/npg/ - Neopets general

Faerie Xweetok edition

Previous thread >>10108017


>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.

>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty

>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies

>Ghoul Catchers
http://www.neopets.com/games/ghoulcatchers/
Play for up to 50K a day.

>Daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies

>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target

>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959

>Scripts?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16z66J6D10x5o46-fClMKpTSqzrKujSDDl2BHH_jSHOY/edit?usp=sharing

>Puzzle Adventure Codes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OmeDUPOuXDcq3SK5Jla1-8-mqRpmkHq4A6-UPutoXqo/edit?usp=sharing

>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.

>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.

>Why am I so poor?
Feel free to ask for advice! For newcomers, the battledome is a steady source of income and is a good way to get started.
Battledome rewards are here, with both per-arena and per-opponent lists: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes

>WHAT ARE THESE BIRTHDAY PETS?
Adopt for a stat-boosting cupcake, then dump back in the pound. You can only get one cake a day.

>Thinking about joining? Be nice, and let someone refer you to sign up so they can get prizes!
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=
Add your username to the end of that url to make a link that has you as the referrer!
http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml
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Any idea why the previous thread got pruned?
I feel like i missed something important
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evening
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>>10157074
could always just look at one of the archives
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Threadly reminder to please buy my shit:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15_iu8AIRGhWIrFUgGmKYukmhpZMSDPIG-RvftiG5ntU/edit?usp=sharing
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>Wheel of Excitement
>Pets get burned by Fire Ghoul

>Wheel of Mediocrity
>Pets get burned by meteors

Fuck me
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>>10157990
At least you got it all out of the way before you healed.
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>>10157990
>Healing Springs
>All your pets gain 3 hit points! Teehee!
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>>10158131
I went to healing springs after the first wheel.
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I randomly got a piece of the Spooky Treasure map. Should I sell, or is it worth finishing?
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>>10158299
Yeah that's a rookie mistake anon, you gotta structure your dailies like so
>Trudy's Surprise
>Bank Interest
>Dailies that give you money
>Dailies that cost money
>Dailies that can hurt your pets
>Healing Springs
>Battledome
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>>10158478
Alright. Thanks, anon!
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>>10158478
Why wouldn't you
>Battledome
>Everything else
>Dailies that can hurt your pets
>Healing Springs
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>>10158510
2 reasons:
- I hate how tedious the battledome is to hit the item limit
- I love the thrill of gambling, so I start with those first.
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Top 5 areas:

>Moltara Caves
>Darigan Citadel
>Virtupets Space Station
>Altador
>Faerieland
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>>10158640
inb4 bori anon says
>a bori's ass on my face
5 times
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It was just before the last thread died so I'm reposting my newly morphed Korbat

Please share my joy
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>>10158679
That's pretty awesome.
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
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>>10158679

Congratulations!

(Although, sometimes I wonder how safe Wraith Pets are.)

Still, enjoy your pet, anon!

Also, dangit.
Previous thread 404'd at like, 286 or 290 posts. Was nearly at Bump Limit.
And our new thread was made nearly an hour & a half later. Surprised it died while I was asleep.
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>>10158640
1)Dargan Citadel
Still my favorite faction and I like Cellblock even if the rest of the area kind of sucks in terms of shit to do
2)Terror Mountain
comfy winter wonder land
3)Haunted Woods
comfy spooky forest
4)Tyrannia
Dinos are cool
5)Virtupets Space Station
space is cool
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>>10158761
wraith pets are good and cuddly
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>Consult the Island Mystic earlier
>Mentions something "evil at the bank"
>Get a bank error random event for 2500 NP
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you should definitely go out and hug your nearest wraith
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>>10158640
>altador
>maraqua
>haunted woods
>neovia
>soup kitchen
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>accidentally click rainbow pool link
>had a free paint from a fairy quest i did that i cant remember
Take that buzz avatar.
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>>10158640
>>10159007
>>10160582
>tfw no one likes the Lost Desert
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>>10161200
I like LD
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>>10161200

Lost Desert is nice, but aside from outside Sakhmet being a hot, vast desert, well....

For one, it's near Qasala, which has cursed grounds, possible evil spirits & undeads, & definitely thieves & con artists.

Also, I question the culinary appeal of "edible sand", even if it's, like... Graham Cracker crumbs or the like.

Take a look at the image & tell me that, from the bottom of your heart, that you want to eat that.
There's some good Lost Desert cuisine, but still. Too much sand.


Anyway, my own top 5 Neopian locations? Uhhhh....

1. New Faerieland
2. Old Faerieland (Looks nicer, but 10,000 feet fall fear.)
3. Terror Mountain
4. Neopia Central
5. Altador
6. (Because I sort of counted Faerieland twice & this is a maybe.) Virtupets Space Station
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>>10161200

Anon who posted >>10158640 here. Lost Desert was a close 6th place, and I was debating whether to put it or Faerieland.
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>>10158654
Bori anon doesn't support ass-to-face activities. He would probably say something gay like "a bori's hug" or something like that.
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>>10162798
>>10158654
dont bully bori anon
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>>10162798
>>10162841

Not bori anon, but I wouldn't mind a bori's little cunny in my face
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>>10161933
>>10159007
>coldest place in the world
>comfy or enjoyable
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robot poogles are horrifying.

i was fucking around trying to decide on a good friend for my (soon to be) space girl usul, and can across this shit. enjoy famrades.
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>>10163774
durr forgot pic
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>>10161933

>Over 2 hours later.
>I realize I forgot my image.
FUCK. How?! Darnit, self!

But yeah. Would you seriously eat stuff like this?

(At least it's better than Moltaran cuisine....)
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>>10163841
honestly half the food in peopia sounds inedible.

a quarter seems merely disgusting.

the last quarter sounds amazing.
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>>10157758
I bought some of his shit
It was good shit
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snow Snek Slumbers
>The Snowager awakes, looks straight at you... then moans and goes back to sleep. You were lucky!
YUP, super lucky
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for anon who requested the robot aisha
also anon, i dont know if you saw the last post,but i can always take multiple requests. dont get antsy if i havent done it, because i always do them first come. and im sorry if im coming off very mean :( i try to do all requestsand i know im a bit slow.
>>10163784
>that filename
kek
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>>10166576
>that butt
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>>10158654
have i hurt you, friend
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>>10167012
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>>10166576
>>10167242
>That Borianon pic
Could i get a Faerie Xweetok flying around an anon's head, oh kind drawfriend?
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>>10158339

Sell, unless you want to finish it just for fun.
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>>10161200

Lost Desert is best land. Terror Mountain is second best.
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>>10163873

Wasn't there an anon who was creating Neopian dishes in real life on a petpage? I always wanted to do that.
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>>10166576

Thanks for the info of you, Elise! You're such a kind drawanon! <3
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Hey /npg/, how many of you use NC?

I spent everything I had on Wonderclaw yesterday. It's the only NC game I like aside from Expellibox.
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>>10167242
;~; thank you for this Elise, I didn't even ask for something

>>10168247
I've bought some NC wearables but overall don't use it that much these days
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(Also, in case you were wondering, you have now fed 6 Kadoaties in all!)
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Are there any events other than Altador that can still be played?
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>>10164167
Thank you anon!
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Would it be worth doing a quest for Illusen/Jhudora/Esophagor, and if so, how many NP should I set aside, and how would I accomplish it?
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>>10169968
Depends on if you want avatars or trophies. If not, don't bother.
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>>10170103
Alright. Also, how does one go about getting a Chomby?
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>>10170163
>Chomby day (limited number)
>buy any Chomby morphing potion
>Lab Ray (random)
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>>10170233
Looks like I need to save a lot more up, then.
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>>10170276
Welcome to Neopets
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>>10170343
I mean, I got 100k today because the Kreludon Farming Bot dropped a Negg, but that's only halfway to the cheaper Chomby potions.
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>>10170365
What color do you want? It may be cheaper to buy the cheapest Chomby morphing potion, then whatever color brush you want.
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>>10170365
This lot is asking 125k for a green chomby morphing potion: 419388466
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>>10170381
Ideally: Darigan, Dimensional, Faerie, Magma, and Robot are all really nice.
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>Bilge Dice will never be fixed
>Defenders of Neopia will never be fixed
>The Shockwave games will never be fixed
>Site Spotlight is dead
>Caption Contest is dead
>Lenny's Conundrum is dead
>AAA's Revenge avatar will never be fixed
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>>10170393
How do I go to a specific lot?
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>>10170410
Go to the trading post -> browse trades -> select lot number and paste that number
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>>10170419
Alright. I'm a little short. What's a good way to make quick NP?
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>>10170437
Kass Basher, work your way up to the biggest bat and you can make ~3k easy.

Or just post your UN and how much you need, I can wire you some money.
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>>10170496
notatrap; 7000
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>>10170530
Oh dude, that's it? Put a junk trade up on the TP and let me know when it's up
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>>10170541
419395264 is the lot. Thanks man
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>>10170437
i usually just do the jobs,it says you can do 5 per day but i swear it caps me beforehand
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>>10170558
Of course, anytime. Neopets is a harsh and unforgiving world, just like real life. Gotta pay it forward.
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>>10170592
The 125k lot was down, but I found one of those "store lots" that had a Chomby MP I could afford. Just waiting on a response from them now. Thanks again!
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>>10170645
Yeah np man. Also, morphing potions like that are fairly common and you'll see them pop up all the time. If you don't see one for a price you'd like, check again tomorrow.
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Avatarfag here. Which avatar should I work towards next? I'm getting the rest of my lending chain ones done in July when my transfers reset. Currently at 302 now.
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>>10170693
Alright. And I just looked up how hard it is to get Robot pets, especially of a color you want. Would it be cheaper/less RNG frustration/even possible to buy the "parts"?
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>>10170738
Colour related wearables are not tradeable
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>>10170760
That sucks. And most of the PBs that I like are 1.5mil+. Do you get to a point where the NP come a lot faster?
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>>10170781
At 100m it starts getting easier because you're earning 40k per day in bank interest.
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Elise, if you see this, could you draw a female Acara masturbating at a computer, with some sort of scene either on the screen or shown as a thought bubble from her head?
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Could someone look for a Knotted Cloth Necklace?
Another Faerie Quest i missed due to infinite refreshing
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>>10171553
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=kandi_gurl18&buy_obj_info_id=74302&buy_cost_neopoints=1000
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>>10171598
Danke
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>>10170704

I'd go for some of the stamp avatars. That's a long term project.
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>>10170405

Don't give up, JS has started fixing some stuff and bringing back spotlights.

I'm more upset about the Random Contest being officially retired. That was some bullshit.
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>>10171787
I just hope they un-rework the Battledome.
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>>10171815

That will never ever happen, I'm afraid. But they could make it better. Since the next plot will involve the BD I expect them to alter something, at least.
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>>10171853
I hope they bring back the old variety of spells, at the very least. Or something resembling it.
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>>10171745
I've only got 46m in the bank though, so that's really a no-go. My current plan is to get to 1 billion, then I can take a significant hit and start getting the avatars.

My ultimate goal is avatar collector. At the beginning of the month, you may be able to sneak in with 338. There's not a lot of wiggle room in my plan, but the stamp ones will have to be last, because right before 12am NST I'll add the last couple of stamps to get the avatars.
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>>10171865

I want Faerie Blessings Spells, Species Abilities, Species Resistances/Weaknesses, & Stances back.

http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Retired_Abilities/Species_Abilities
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>>10171936
Yeah and I want the old pet designs back, but that ship has fucking sailed. We need to focus our efforts on stuff that's broken and needs to be fixed, not reverting features.
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>>10171936
>Acara Squirt
Tasty. My top sexiest pet plus one of my top fetishes.

But sex aside, that was a really neat mechanic.
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The only neopets-related thing that I am attracted to are the faeries. How much of a normie am I?
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>>10171975

Agreed. Hence why they need to re-implement 'em. Heck, the "New" Battledome has hardly been improved at all other than new items & Prizes.

And really, wouldn't you like being able to have a 1.5 damage stance for when you freeze-grind the NPC Challengers for Prizes or such?
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>>10171923

Ah, right. Good plan.
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>>10172028

Pretty much the most normie of normies.

You don't even like a Neopet plot NPC? They can be pretty lewd.
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>>10172052
>Neopet plot NPC
>lewd
Uh I don't remember any being lewd. Do you have some in mind?
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Does Neopets have any good husbandos?
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>>10172061
King Altador immediately comes to mind.
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>>10172061
The Swashbuckler school guy
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>>10172055

Well.

>>10172061

Kanrik, Jazan. Too bad they have shitty girlfriends. I like Scarblade too, fuck the haters.
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>>10172061
make your own!
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>>10172055

Nabile walks around in a harem uniform, and Masila is clearly purely for sexual. Hannah dances on tables in bars.
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>>10172131
Yeah but you see the thing is that they are animals, not human-like. So they're not attractive to me.
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>>10172147
It's okay that you're not a furfag like us. It just makes you a little more normie.
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>>10172114
>raising your own husbando from what amounts to a baby
weird desu
>>10172067
I never actually looked at him before but yeah hes not bad
>>10172104
>Scarblade
Looks and acts like a complete dick, which is exactly my taste so good call.
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>>10172180
>not being into parent kink where you're the parent
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>>10172177
I know, but that anon was saying some of the plot NPCs were hot, I was wondering if there were human NPCs or faeries or something.
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>>10172147

Yeah, what >>10172177 said.

>>10172114

That's too creepy for me.
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>>10172206

Only the female faeries. Unless you count the old plots where TNT themselves starred.
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>>10172206
I mean, there's Psellia and Siyana.
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>>10172204
If anything pets are for self inserting into so that you can imagine being fucked by or fucking the NPCs not fucking them yourself
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>>10172288
>not designing both a great waifu/husbando AND a self-insert pet
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The only old pet design I want back is the Halloween Lupe because they look dumb now and instead of a werewolf they just look like they're wearing pants
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>>10172440

Yeah. I wish they would have kept the Halloween pets as they were.
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>>10172288
I dont self insert as my pets, I only waifufag one of them
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>>10172288

I never self-insert as a pet. I only ship NPC's with each other.
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>>10172055
court dancer comes to mind
>>10172061
kanrik,jazan,altador,hanso(kind of) and garin come off my head
tiki tak tombola man
>>10171517
yep right after i post these other 2 requests!
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>>10172567
>garin
I always thought that was a girl. Guess I didn't pay attention
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>>10172567
Awesome, thanks!
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>>10172567
>tiki tak tombola man

Hot.

Actually, he's the only confirmed 'human', aside from TNT, right? Other than Santa Claus in Snow Wars but that game is very old.

>>10172581

kek
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>>10172581
all usuls are girls, even the ones that think they're boys
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>2 FQ in a day
Mind helping with a Meriberry Shaved Ice?
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>>10172840
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=kedex_93&buy_obj_info_id=46637&buy_cost_neopoints=980

Here you go, anon
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>>10172840
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=i_say_hey&buy_obj_info_id=46637&buy_cost_neopoints=990
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>>10172852
>>10172859
Danke anons
>+3 HP, STR and DEF
Thanks, Battle Faerie
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>>10172906
Bitte mein anon
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>Favorite pet to fap to
>Favorite non-pet character to fap to
>Top 3 kinks

Acara
Illusen
Squirting/cumplay, voyeurism on female masturbation (especially when watching she's porn), dom/sub
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>>10172998

None
Kanrik
Gay slash, I guess? Does that count?
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>>10173030
It works. Not too big on gay, unless traps are involved.
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>>10172998
Lupe NPCs tend to be the hottest
Draik
Age difference, being dominated, beards

I'm a huge faggot
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>>10173148
>beards

So you're stuck with Altador, Coltzan or Kelpbeard?
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>>10173183
facial hair in general would have been a better way to put it but while that's stuff I enjoy its not required if the guy is hot enough.

I use to think Lord Darigan was hot before his redesign but now I don't find him attractive at all. Its a shame really
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>>10170704
beauty contest is easy peasy

just enter a pet in a species contest with few entries, like elephante

if there are less than 3 you don't even have to try to get votes
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I finally have my Chomby!
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>>10173485

Congratulations! Any plans for it?
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>>10173587
I hope to get either a Darigan or Faerie Paintbrush or sneak past the Magma Pool guards. Regardless of color, I want to find wings that look good on it, because Chomby (theoretically) looks amazing as a dragon.
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>>10173661

Nice. There's a lot of nice wing items, luckily. I always have trouble picking one.
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for wordanon wherever you may be
>>10173183
or king hagan
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>>10173485
PICS
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>>10173935
The only wings I have right now. Got them a couple days ago with my starting NC. Don't quite like how they line up with Malkuth, though.
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>>10167333
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>>10174166

That foreground is unfortunate.
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>>10174323
I'm planning on replacing it with something better.
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>>10174381
get rid of it for now
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>>10174539

Ah shit, I hate that name or I might have gone for it.
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Last time I went on Neopets, it was garbage! Sad because it used to be sort of fun when I was younger
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>>10174733
thats real great man
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>>10174733

ok.
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>tfw you love Moltara Caves but hate Moltara City
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>check mail
>what the fuck i didnt order anything
>its this
>boyfriend bought it from thailand
:')
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>>10175671

BEST BOYFRIEND

That's very cute.
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>>10175671
That's awesome!
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>tfw items needed for gallery are all needed from revealing promo codes from booster packs
why cant neopets make merchandise again
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>>10176496
First it would need to be popular again.
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>>10175671
He shipped you a cat?
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>>10172998

Well, there isn't a lot of good pet porn, but.... Maybe Zafaras?
Usually don't go for official characters. Not that they aren't attractive, but I don't seek out porn of them specifically.
Transformation (Not necessarily of just species), expansion (Usually of sexual anatomy, & not necessarily whole body growth or inflation.), pregnancy & some associated kinks.

>>10173879

Thanks so much! Also, happy Acara Day! Hopefully this was fun & not too tough! (Inb4 Elise freaks out reading above what wordanon likes!)

>>10175671

Nice!
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>>10178261
reeeeeeee
>>10179427
its ok wordanon,i too like transformation thanks to ranma. i have a thing for genderbends. mixing and matching gender qualities is cool to me,i had a feeling you were into it too lol!and the drawing was fun to do.
>>10172998
>ixi probably
>i do like jazan a whole lot..
i like coercion, age differences, and prostitution. although this is usually for fictional stuff because these arent my preferences at all irl
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>>10179971
>Ixi
>Coersion

Excellent tastes. There are a few kinks I fap to that I couldn't stand IRL
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>>10174308
>Finally home from work
>Have to wake up in 6 hours
>See this
Elise, you're too good for this thread
Thank you
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>>10171517
sorry it took so long i got rused on /co/ lol
>>10181738
im glad you like it! :D
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>>10182101
Oh, I don't mind the wait at all. This is absolutely great.
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
See the Snow Snek Slumber: Sundays too
>Coconut Keyring
Stupid hoarder worm at least blast me/my pets
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>tfw cheated and I didn't get frozen after all
My smile can't get any wider.
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>>10181738

I'm inclined to agree!

>>10182101

So much high quality art! Really glad to have you at our thread(s). New content creation is good for thread health.

....I feel like I should resist temptation to throw another request at you. "Too much of a good thing", don't wanna overwork the artist for petty things, etc.
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head is getting closer
really want to see a test head with the embroidery on. maybe next week
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Kiko Lake wins lol
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MARAQUA PLACED

I'M SO HAPPY
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>Participant
Whatever
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>>10184713

I got All-Star (Albeit, narrowly; just barely over 10,000 points.) & my team got 17th. 2nd last place. That's an all-new low, even for them, I'm pretty sure.
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>>10185956
>267 points
W-well, I least I have a new throphy
Dunno if I should go for a wearable
Wordanon, i hope you get that sweet stamp, it was nice sharing team with you
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>>10186143

It might be worth something. I'm not a stamp collector, though. I guess I'll see later. Or are you saying you want me to get that stamp to buy from me, lol?
I don't sell much.

But hey. At least with 267, you can afford some stuff.
Maybe wait to see how prices settle after a week or so, maybe longer, then see what you want to buy to own & what to buy to sell.
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>>10184194
Apparently going into the loser bracket is the easy way to place now.
KI so salty.
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>>10173276
But I can't draw for shit
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http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

>>10186839

Practice, practice, practice.
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>>10185956
>get flagged on day 1 because I had two game tabs open at once
>no points
>no trophy
>fuck you
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Selling anything in this game is miserable.
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>>10187315
>offer withdrawn
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>>10187472
I just legit got triggered by that post anon
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>>10187315
I'm politically liberal and I never scream at anyone when talking to them.
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>>10187628
>offended over innocuous internet comment

story checks out
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>>10187649
>offended
>implying
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Whooo prize shops. Time to expand my junk collection.
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>>10188558
AWWW SHIT my niggas at Terror Mountain got 7th place, not bad, not bad at all.
>>
Looks like TNT finally realized how to stop the cheating fucks from ruining the Altador Cup - by severely gimping the prize shop. The only item I can see on there becoming massively inflated is the stamp. That's it.
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>>10188873
Oh do they suck this year? I noticed that most of them didn't seem that impressive and i'm kind of glad I didn't bother
>>
>>10188892
Yeah they completely gutted the prize shop, unless I'm missing some other separate prize shop. It's a bunch of junk items, banners, backgrounds, some wearables, one stamp and the most expensive thing is a Mystery Island Paint Brush. No BD items, no rare shit.

Thank god though, I'm so sick of what's going on in the Neopets economy. I wish TNT would just flood the market with rare shit and crash it all down, start over from scratch.
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>island pb in the prize shop
high tier brush
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>>10188942
>flooding the market with items when it's 110% a buyer's market since everyone buys what they want illegitimately off-site for $2 and the only people who offer are faggot resellers who refuse to buy anything without 40% off
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>>10189178
Yes. This is a positive thing. Are you saying it wouldn't be? The effect would be two-fold

1. Crash the off-site microtransactions market that currently drives the NP economy
2. Democratize all the rare items people have always wanted
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>>10189256
>crashing the economy beyond repair will revive the website
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>>10189301
And how would you fix the problem of people buying their dream items from 3p sites instead of participating in the NP economy instead?
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>>10187628
Stereotypes exist because they happen enough to influence the zeitgeist.
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>>10189530

You can't. Better and bigger games have tried and failed. All you can really do is offer those same items for real world cash yourself.
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I fell for the NC meme
Got 500 to spend, and i know 100 of them will be the FQ cookie
Any recommendations?
>>
>>10190471
Get some nice wings
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Blast bump
>Blasted
>No avatar
Same as usual
>>
>NC Upcycle Fortune Cookie
>FQ Fortune Cookie
>Shenanigifts Invitation 1 pack
>Double Prize power-up
If i get lucky enough, the Upcycle cookie could get me back the NC i spent
Those hours refreshing at the Money Tree hobo-ing NC items were worth it
>>
Anybody wanna buy my Bony Grarrl Club?
>>
>>10193121
lewdf
>>
>"You look like you could use some luck!" He hands you a lottery ticket with the following numbers: 4, 6, 13, 16, 24, 26. "I hope you win!"
Oh, than- Wait, Scratchcard Post Wocky is a He?!
>>
They need to fix how wings show up on Chombies.
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>>10193467
Regretting all those masturbatory sessions so quickly?
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how many of us are furries
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>>10196338
yes
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>>10196338

Just me
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>>10196338
I refuse to be lumped in with them.
Furries are filthy. Neopets are different.
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>>10196338
"Furry" is a loaded word, Anon, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't partial to cartoon monster people, including ones with animal heads.
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>>10196643
is it?
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>>10196806
Yes?
I mean, we keep to ourselves, while furries go infect everything and act like a bunch of autist faggots after all.
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>>10196965
>furries and neopets fans are mutually exclusive
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>>10196338

I can say that I find some Neopets characters attractive, but what >>10196786 said.

Kind of a loaded question, depending on what people interpret "furry" as & how negatively & such.

Some people dress up in fursuits, freak out about fetishes, make drama out of every little thing in their personal lives, & just aren't pleasant at all socially.
Or at least, that's what the stereotypes say, however frequently or infrequently their basises may actually occur.

Some people however, lack most, or all of those characteristics, & just find anthropomorphic animals with human body types & sexual characteristics attractive.

And given that to anthropomorphize something IS to give it human-like characteristics, & humans are attracted to humans, some people finding human-like, highly sexual(ized) creatures in imagery made for the purpose of sexual imagery, yet not having most of the issues of the "bad" kind of furries doesn't seem that implausible to me.
It's possible they may have some of the bad traits, but it's questionable how likely it is, as well as how many certainly qualify for the bad definition of furry, as opposed to "enjoyer of sexual, human-like animal art".

It depends on the definition & it's hard to know who fits that or EVERYTHING required to meet which definition, so there's a lot of variables.
Loaded question.
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>>10197129
i can tell you firsthand that furries fit both ends of that spectrum like any other group of people
some of them are the least socially capable folk and others you'd never even suspect it and then one day you see their suit and they go "oh btw im a furry i guess"
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>>10197267

Yeah. Some people personally define "furry" differently from others, however (in)accurate that may be to do.
And of course, there are arguably "bad" furries & "good" furries, but because good faith & confidence in most modern countries, I'd like to assume that the "bad" furries aren't in the majority & their culture & upbringing wasn't so horrible.

I'm plenty sure there are plenty of pleasant furries, & I'd like to think they're the majority, EVEN IF it's by a small margin, but I'd certainly assume it's by a bigger-than-"small" margin.


I suppose what matters more isn't what you please yourself to in private, but how you behave. By the definition of merely "someone who finds human-like animals sexually attractive", I doubt most furries are bad, & even under broader definitions, I'd assume there's still plenty of good people among that group.
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>>10197129
>>10196786 here, thank you for the (You). I live for those.
I guess I get your point here, "furry" is definitely more of a matter of community than anything else, but it's not really a sexual thing to me, as I'm sure is the case to even some people who do identify themselves as furries.
I just think they look neat.
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I call this "random shit i think looks cool thrown together"
Also, any progress with goals/training for the upcoming plot?
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>>10197930
I started hoarding cupcakes again, want to get my pet to 400/500hp and highest str/def boost I can. maybe also buy a 50% healer since it's the weakest thing in my kit rn
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>that sudden winning streak
I think i shall wait until midnight
Would be cool to add an actual Gold game trophy to my lookup
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Snek Blast 2: Snek Harder
>>
LESS THAN AN HOUR AND 10 MINUTES LEFT TO CLAIM YOUR MONTHLY FREEBIES FOR THE MONTH OF JUNE, /NPG/.

http://www.neopets.com/freebies/

SOON, IT WILL BE JULY. CLAIM YOUR 1 FOOD ITEM PER PET & 2,000 NP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
>>
>>10199461
>tfw account isn't old enough
>>
What do I need to start farming BD opponents other than the Krelubot?
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>scrappy hinting the random contest might be back

PLEASE NEOGODS PLEASE
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>>10201763
What's the random contest?
>>
>2 zaps a day
>zap my battle pet
>loses 2 levels twice in a row

I'm literally 10 levels from 400, where I'll stop training all together

Gah
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>>10201789

Creativity contest that involved anything from drawing to cooking to knitting to woodworking. It was a lot of fun.
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>>10201839
That's amazing.
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>>10201859

Yeah, but you could win with lesser creations too, so that keeps it fun. I got a silver trophy once with this cellphone strap thingy. >>10171787

The RC also usually has a nice long runtime so you've got some time to play around.

>>10201806

Shit, that sucks anon.
>>
Are the NeoBoard communities worth checking out?
>>
>>10202129

Some are. I'd stay away from the ones headed by JellyNeo staff, they are bitter as fuck.

The Guild and the NC baords have nice communities. The Kadoatery players are also sweet but they mainly talk about kadding.

Site Events is the hip new place to hang.
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>>10202283
What's Kadoatery? I take it "kadding" is playing this Kadoatery?
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>>10202291

Yeah. The Kadaotery is a game where you feed Kadoaties. It's a timed event so there is always a Kadoatery board up to help people get it right. You can win a trophy and an avatar with it. It's a little addicting.
>>
>>10202326
Ah, nice. Just got the bronze Sakhmet Solitaire bonus trophy after about nearly a hundred dud rounds.
>>
>>10202422

Congrats! Those cardgame trophies are nice to trophies to fill up your profile with. I would definitely recommend Kading too, there''s always a board up on the games chat.
>>
>>10202441
I took one look at the Neoboards and got a special kind of cancer in my eyes. Why does every post look like a high school graphics design project?
>>
>>10202595

That's the old Viacom touch, they were aiming for young teens. I don't think anyone likes it.
>>
>>10202613
I'm talking about the post headers/signatures, the eye-grating font coloration, the copious emojis, etc.
>>
>>10202624

Well, that's just what people like to do. Customisation is a big thing.
>>
>>10202634
Customization is 90% of Neopets, but there's a line between customization and Angelfire websites.
>>
>>10202666

Eh, it doesn't bother me so much.

I think there's an option to turn it off, actually.

neopets.com/neoboards/preferences.phtml and go to Font View and View Neosignatures
>>
You carefully walk in and pick up a negg from the pile of treasure, and then scamper!!

Negg

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml
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Remember to claim your monthly rations!
http://www.neopets.com/freebies/
>>
Ok but what if Neopets had been used to push scientology like the first buyers probably wanted to until Donna and Adam put that extra clause about no religion ever on the sale terms
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>>10204014

Nobody would care.

How would they even do that without it being painfully obvious?
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>>10203868
the darigan pet picking a chunk of meat pleases me
>>
>>10204464

I like Ensign_Tammy's customisation.
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>>10204482
thanks anon
her and sparks are my faves
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>>10199461
>>10203868
>>
Okay I'm itching to play some NQ on my new account. NQ I or NQ II?
>>
>Hello there! I was wondering about the restrictions for the birthday cupcakes pets can receive. I've recently noticed users adopting and abandoning birthday pets in order to collect cupcakes. Is this something one could get in trouble for doing?

>Yes. This is something we are definitely working on fixing and using pets to break the rules like that is not allowed in anyway. So people, please be fair and only claim your rightful cupcake. The extras goes to those in need!

CHEESE IT, BOYS
>>
>>10204638
it's never been against the rules though, they always said it was just "against the spirit of the game"
>>
>Xweetok: Hot Dog with Mustard & Relish
>Lupe: Blueberry Fish Pop
>Shoyru: Lime Brucicle
>Lutari: Gingerbread Lupe Treat
Redeemed it on phone but it crashed before i could take screenshot

>>10204638
>Was considering starting Cupcake Training
Thank you, anon who gave me the Halloween Lupe
You saved me
>>
Hey /npg/, I was pretty active on the PC around 2014. Is anyone here familiar with the PC and the state of pet (esp. UC) trading today?
>>
>>10204680
if they were going to do anything about it, they already would have
they can and do keep logs of items, who has them and when they had them, who they traded them to

so I would find it very hard to believe they wouldn't also have logs of previous owners on certain pets
>>
>>10204684

Not all too familiar, sorry. I assume UC trading is still the same as it ever was, crazy.
>>
>>10204680
Cheers Mexibro!
>>
>>10203868
My strawberry pet grabbed strawberry baby food

Neat
>>
So my pets currently consist of my battledome bro, a steampunk pirate bro, and a waifu/imouto pet. What would be a good idea for a fourth pet?
>>
>>10206241
a second waifu
>>
>>10206241

Get a child-fu pet to complete your neofamily
>>
Oh god why did I get back on the NC train?
>>
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>return to neopets
>snipe every store worth mentioning
>bust into abandoned accounts and loot them
>rack up half a billion of NP
>trade up until I have all the best BD weapons
>trade for a BD pet
>trade for a UC
>rack up a ton of trophies
>completely dominate the game on every level
>game that used to kick my ass is now kicked
>still feel empty inside
>>
>>10208628
>Tfw still can remember username and pass to the last acc you made 7+ years ago
>tfw your piece of shit past self decided to put a different birthday so you can't access
And so, my blue Xweetok is doomed to continue her loneliness forever
Or until i remember the date i used
...So, forever
>>
>>10208793
>tfw can't remember password OR email address for account made over a decade ago
>tfw my ghost Ruki, orange Koi, and starry Grundo are lost forever
>>
>>10208793
>>10209152
Good thing all those pets are shit
>>
>>10208628
>bust into abandoned accounts and loot them
Tell me how
>>
Bori anon - why is your avatar not Bori - Grumpy?
>>
>>10209815
I think it was and then I forgot to change it back from Chokato when I got the avatar for that ages ago

not that I ever post on the neoboards
>>
>>10210034
But it makes your profile look more A E S T H E T I C
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>>10210108
I changed it back for you anon
>>
>tfw reading NC Trading guides
I just wanted that Shenkuu Jacket
But my luck sucks
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>>10210484
>mfw purist who keeps pets nude as sloth intended
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>>10210876
>As Sloth intended
That's just because Mutants can't have nice clothes
>>
First time i see Morphing Potions actually stock at Kau's Magic Shop
Gone in 5 seconds
I saw like 1.5M NP flash before my eyes
Also, could somebody help with a Fire Jug?
>>
FUCK

I JUST NOTICED RUKI DAY WAS THE 29TH. AND I OWN A RUKI.

;__;
>>
>>10212329
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=mahjongg03&buy_obj_info_id=8671&buy_cost_neopoints=1100

>>10212789
clap
>>
Anybody want a Split Lenny MP? 30k at TP
impulse-bought it when it restocked at Kauvara's
>>10212823
Danke, Anon
>speed has increased
Fuck you, Earth Faerie
>>
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
Go get blasted or something
Oh, and happy Sunday
>>
>>10215831

Happy Canada Day & early 4th of July, /npg/, for all that's applicable, too!

And if you're wondering, I'm one of them canuck shmucks, myself.
>>
>The Kiko Lake team is collecting donations so they can go to the Altador Cup this year. You donate Jhudoras Snowball. How nice!
Ah, i'm happy to help...
I think i just got robbed by a bunch of Kikos in Yooyuball gear
>>
>>10216083

>Racist/speciest, possibly sexist, legless team of thieves that may have been backed by cheaters in a previous Altador Cup year.
>Extort items from random Neopians who've never even sided with their team, in the interest of "going to the Altador Cup this year".
>Even right after the Altador Cup for this year finished & they already placed well this year, too.
>Neopians willingly give items to this team in a Random Event.

Why, TNT? Who thought this was a good idea?! Kiko Lake isn't even the worst team, like, say Faerieland.

The only reason I don't hate Kiko Lake ENTIRELY is my love for this general & how, once, /vg/'s /npg/ united under Kiko Lake. In like.... 2011.


Team Kiko Lake as Battledome Challengers/punching bags when? Those annoying Kikos sure look the part sometimes, if you ask me....
>>
>>10163371
What would you do to it?
>>
>>10210944

Shouldn't we be more concerned with the fact that he seemingly worships a mad scientist of unknown race last seen sealed in an amulet, floating in space? (Also, I think I just rhymed.)
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>>10208793

I KNOW THIS FEEL

>>10210876

I'm starting to like NC, but putting pants. dresses or shirts on my pet is a step too far. Only backgrounds, foregrounds, and headgear for me.

>>10215877

Happy Canada Day. Tell your PM he's kind of a douche.
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neat
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http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

TURMACULUS IS AWAKE FOR THE REST OF THE HOUR, /NPG/!!!
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>>10219874
Bretty gud, anon
Congrats
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>>10219874
grats anon
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>>10219874

Oooh, nice.
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We're on Page 9. Anyone wanna make a new thread, please?
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>>10222878

>>10223157
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