/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Crop Top Edition Trus

>>10145774
I want to impregnate Mae with human-cat hybrids!

>>10145822
500 bucks each please. 1000 if you want them to be able to speak.

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reposting bea from last thread

>>10145848
Are the dev team Jewish by any chance

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>>10145885

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About to do my first ghost hunt. Should be two characters added for this day. Here's one of them.

>>10145936
It always struck me as weird the goats have hooves. If it's not meant to be a metaphor, how is this meant to work logistically?

Also "Little girl?" That strikes me as a little creepy. I dunno, depends on what he says after that.

>>10145936
PREDO??

>>10145962
Because they are goats in a furry game. What are Mae's whiskers a metaphor for?

>>10145962
>>10145985
Its probably more just him confusing Mae for being young since she smol

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The other one.

>>10146011
Is she?

>>10145962
He asks Mae if she wants some free candy and points to a windowless van in the distance

>>10146011
how would a kid get mace? that shits fucking horrifying

>>10146025
It was self-defense mace, not a medieval mace, and yes. Mae said it happened when she was nine. I would have explained all of this, but I'm incredibly petty and that one guy was a dick. Good luck waiting for those transcripts, buddy. Any month now.

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Is there a way to turn off the Kickstarter backers? Nothing against the $500-$1000 donators, but a feeling of quiet desperation and small-town entropy isn't helped by more goofy millennial furries popping up and crowding the town.

>>10146055
Question is, Did a 9-year-old use it in self defense? Either way it goes pretty far into explaining why she's so fucked in the head apart from existing in a Lovecraft fan fiction, that is.

>>10146055
>>10146011
I thought mace as in the bat at the softball game

>>10146065
Does steam have, like, a build catalog? Or will piracy have to salvage an affected product again?

>>10146113
She thought it was perfume and wanted to make the bird smell nice.

>>10146055
Nobody cares about your fan theories you autistic shit canvas.

>>10146255
You mad those rich people got their characters made canon? You'll never live in Possum Springs, guy. They got closer than you ever will.

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>>10146055
>It was self-defense mace, not a medieval mace
not gonna lie, I was 100% ready to believe that mae owned a medieval mace and whacked a bird with it

>I would have explained all of this, but I'm incredibly petty and that one guy was a dick
oh come the fuck on, he explained what the word transcript meant and said that it was fine if you didn't remember because someone would rip it eventually and you flew off the handle

>>10146200
A cat is fine too

this 'game' is so fucking depressing

>>10146273
He assumed I didn't know. I posted transcripts for the gay otter back when he came out, and was prepared to do the same. I just didn't think the first character was worth a damn, but would have posted them for the next few characters before he assumed I was an idiot.

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>>10146359
That's what I liked about. Hit real fucking close to home.

>>10146374
when it comes to autism you have to let the anger go

>>10146385
like i just had to pause on the part where the music teacher is the greeter at ham fuckers, and there's no resolve to any of this shit. the party van just can't stay open forever

>>10146266
No I'm just mad that you're trying to pass off your headcannon shit as a fact to spark controversy.

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>>10146359
I know it amazing

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The last one should be at Jackie's party. Going there now.

>>10146374
listen stupid, when someone offers an explanation of something, your first response shouldn't be "wow I can't believe they think I'm a complete RETARD for not knowing something so SIMPLE" it should be "oh, they thought I didn't know and wanted to help, that's nice" unless explicitly proven otherwise

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>>10146408
Well, yeah but the point of the game is to say that it is ok that the party ends. Which I suppose isn't an unusual message for a coming of age story, but usually that is about the end of childhood not everything.

>>10146545
factitious

I needed at least another playthrough to finish the achievements anyway.

Trouble is I can't skip the nonessential stuff because I love the characters so much.

>>10146587
wait until you can enjoy it again

So will we finally be able to post our OCs now that kickstarter OCs are in?

>>10146615
not unless you're a cute goat girl

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>>10146545
Where do you think we are?

Anyway, the last character was a complete waste of time. This is all they say. Mae finds it weird.

>>10146624
Goats are for fucking faggots how dare you insult me.

>>10146630
Is that a Lombax?

Also that is one of those proverbs that sounds good but doesn't actually mean anything.

>>10146630
>Bombshell
CUTIE
SPOTTED
MAE PUSSY DESTROYER

>>10146545
you could have not fucking responded, you get what you are given nobody wants to see your I'll get it somewhere else fucking haha fuck rihht the fuck off

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>>10146647
Yes goats are for fucking faggots

>>10146630
>Where do you think we are?
one of the more chill boards on this site

relax

>>10146630
At least a weirdly dressed collage age person spouting (what I'm sure they think are) deep thoughts kind of fits the theme there. Talks a bit like a Khajiit, though.

>>10146671
I wish she got that number, and they ended up together

>>10146774
they'll almost certainly go back

>>10146711
>autist wants exact words to the point they think they need to explain
No, always keep your autism in check

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There are these two hipsters as well, but talking to them doesn't work. Mae just walks left and right automatically. Maybe glitched, or something.

I guess I'll finish this playthrough. Not much longer, now, even if it's boring as hell. Don't think there's any other talking characters according to the reddit post.

When they add in Steam cards - if they do - will I have to play it again to earn the automatic cards? Or will it already know I've put a ton of time into the game?

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>>10146774
>>10146797
DLC never, devs too busy adding shitty OCs that only take away from the story

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so does the game come with a link to help people like Mae or should I just buy the gamw with the job I don't have, I just watch on youtube

>>10146863
Yeah, they should have some of that, like "If any issues discussed in this game has affected you please check out these mental health resources." Even crappy soap operas have those kinds of disclaimers.

>>10146892
Or the should not put it there because Mae and people like her don't deserve help.

>>10146858
that pic is perfect. I like that the game is a short depressing era in these characters lives, but theres potential happy futures for all of them

>>10146916
society is based on the idea of helping everyone, this is some contradictory shit you have in your head

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>>10146863
Speaking of which both Boogie 2988 and Ethan Klein talked about their disassociative episodes on the the H3H3 podcast. The game seems to have really nailed that depiction.

>>10146930
Society is based on the idea of stock piling good boy points so you can cash them in later. Mae and people like her don't work hard enough to get those points and therefore deserve nothing.

>>10146858
ahh, fanmade closure is so bittersweet

>>10146926
Hopefully no problems develop from the fact that they indirectly killed about two dozen people.

>>10146916
Who hurt you?

>>10146980
Nah, Bombshell would just "wow, you really are tough, borrrrrrrowski"

>>10146980
Night in the woods II.
>Mae drunkenly admits to molly that there are 20 emaciated bodies at the bottom of a collapsed cave
>The four of them go to jail for life and Germ gets 20 years

>>10146980
nobody will miss them though

>>10147011
Yeah, but everyone is already kinda fucked in the head. Assuming they don't know anyone in the cult, which depending on how you read the epilogue both Bea's Dad and Molly may or may not have been in it, that is still a lot of guilt.

>>10146930
>>10146972
And here we have the main difference between capitalism and socialism, liberalism and conservationism, and leftism and the right.

>>10147032
manslaughter at most, good samaritan law might not even apply they put themselves in off-limit areas

>>10147082
20+ counts of manslaughter. A man who kills his own child's killer can go to prison for decades in America

>>10147061
garbage! you know how much trash is piling up because everything is designed to break for no reason other than to keep you shopping

like I need a paycheck to get ANY sandwich right? but my paycheck comes from a sandwich shop people can choose not to go to and kill me. it sounds completely unbalanced

>>10147082
Has anyone stopped to think that if someone (Molly) was told that there were 20+ people now dead in a mine because of a collapse one of them caused when they attacked Mae, after it's revealed that they've been killing people systematically for years now, would Molly really even care that they were down there?

>>10147103
it can't even be proven they didn't kill themselves ritualistically

>>10146853
Actually, I'm not going to finish that save. I've beaten the game too many times and the guy on reddit said he datamined the stuff, so I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be anything else new.

Still, I'm glad I did this. It reminded me of why I loved this game. Passion has a limited shelf-life, but it is possible to regain it after it's been lost. Not forever. I'll move on again at some point, but I think I'll stay in these threads for a while.

>>10147130
>everything is designed to break for no reason other than to keep you shopping
Only works that way because people keep buying shit that's designed to break. If they properly invested good boy points they'd only buy quality hardware, and when the market sees that trash isn't selling anymore they'll follow suit.

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>>10147147
I'd imagine that, assuming they couldn't find a way out, they would just start jumping into the hole themselves after a bit.

>>10147200
Would they start using the hole as a toilet or would they try to find somewhere else to do that so they don't piss off the black goat?

>>10147195
right, and there's no way to prove that they couldn't make a light bulb that doesn't blow

>>10147200
finally art where Jackie and Mae are friends yess

>>10147217
Buy a lamp dummy.

>>10146972
people worked hard to give their kids a "bright future" and then complained when kids took everything easy because that is how balance works.

if everyone just did medium work we would still be doing medium work, but instead hard work leads to later ease

also people seem to think money represents effort, despite there being a finite amount of money by definition of value

it is kind of bullshit how the game is indirectly about fate, you take many paths to the same conclusions but that is just the nature of the game

>>10147414
But does that path lead Mae into Bea's pants?

>>10147443
The 8-Ball says...."Try Again Later".

>>10147414
Is that an intentional theme or is it just bad writing?

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>>10147443
Yepp!

>>10147195
I find this portion of your view a little overly optimistic. There will always be people who don't care about about sustainability, Will happily repurchase crap and contribute to the vast trash islands of the pacific, Refuse to improve their lot not for lack of desire but for very natural, human, fear of associated loss. If a practice is not outright banned, it'll happen. Often times it'll still happen anyway.

My point is the free market doesn't regulate with any sort of consideration for positive technological progress or reasonable conservatism, It's like saying evolution "persists to make things stronger and smarter." An easy assumption, But not technically true. The devil in the details is that, as evolution rewards capability to breed alone, the free market rewards profitability alone. Nowhere but left-leaning law is it written that it must do so with consideration to the customer or the planet they live on.

Not that socialism has a vastly superior alternative, Truth is that human's aren't fit to govern themselves, I think.

>>10147339
If everyone just did medium work then everyone would occupy medium jobs, oversaturiating the medium job market, meaning more people are medium unemployed. We need people doing easy jobs so I can eat at McDonalds and hit on middle-aged cashiers just like we need hard jobs so someone makes the graphics card and processor I need to play several instances of Rapelay at once.

>there's a missing person in my town just like Casey
holy fuck I don't know what to do, they were last seen leaving jail and everything

Considering how much Mae's mom pushes her daughter to have kids, how would she react if Mae were to start dating Bea? I know she's fine with Angus and Gregg, but a lot of conservative parents are more tolerant of others than they are their own family.

>>10147540
>Mae wakes up to find her Mom standing over her with a pillow in hand and smelling suspiciously like booze.

>>10147540
They can always hit up the sperm bank.

>>10147511
I don't think Casey went to jail though?

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>>10147540
>>10147560
Especially when Mae has a predisposition to mental illness and Bea addiction

>>10147540
Dad didn't seem to give it a second thought at the deli, if he even considered that they were doing dinner

>>10147495
If they cared about sustainability then we wouldn't have this issue in the first place. The problem is the people not the market.

>>10147593
There was nothing there that implied a date. Eating dinner at a friend's house isn't unheard of. You would know that if you had friends.

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>>10147511
People going missing is not itself that unusual, sometimes people do it intentionally. It is only really weird if the rate of missing people is way higher than the national average, which presumably it is in possum springs.

>>10147570
he was a miscreant that "would have gotten blown up with his brother and nobody would miss"

http://kcby.com/news/local/family-friends-continue-search-for-angelo-aj-reed

it has been two years but I saw a brand new flyer today

>>10147593
i made dinner with my friend the other day and my parents didn't assume i'm gay

>>10147619
A lot of the people they abduct are drifters.

They only go after townies if they're lost causes like Casey.

>>10147593
Plus Mae's parents don't even seem to be aware that Mae is bi. If they were they may have been suspicious of seeing her with bea.

>>10147619
it is the state too, also Missing: 411 got me spooked on top of this game

>>10147633
but ur fucking gay tho

>>10147682
lol yeah but they don't know that

>>10147618
people are different, this household sees same-sex dinner as gay

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>>10147200
I remember seeing this picture before playing the game, I had the game but hadn't played it yet and I was so disappointed in myself for putting it off and getting spoiled

I was even more disappointed when I finished the game and found out it wasn't a spoiler

>>10147791
A lot of the weirder NITW comics are like that, like the one of the ghost licking her feet.

>>10147601
in the free country we can't stop these niggers from breeding and passing on their stupid ways so I don't know what to do

>>10147836
>ghost licking her feet

hot

>>10146273

>not gonna lie, I was 100% ready to believe that mae owned a medieval mace and whacked a bird with it

you literally can't convince me that Gregg and Mae didn't order a bunch of stupid shit from bud k catalogs whenever they got the chance and ran out to the woods to have medieval battles trying to break things with a crappy mace and cutting weeds with a dull dumbass dragon dagger

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>>10147618
you can see friends in public but home dinner is intimate, are you saying I didn't have real friends

>>10147720
So taco night was Candy subtly asking to go Kill la Kill on Mae, who was too dense to get it?

>>10147836
er...maybe it's just me but I find the idea of a spirit of tickle torture being in the game a lot harder to believe than mae seeing the physical manifestation of the black goat demon that's possessing her

>>10147854
Be smarter and pass your genius genes faster idiot.

>>10147601
Yes, But that's putting the wagon before the horse. The purpose of the market is to incentivize the movement of goods so that all interacting with it can access the means to sustain themselves. Helped along with the core idea that those who produce especially good resources will see extra profit and be incentivized to maintain high quality... But if that simply doesn't function for the human animal then it was fiction to begin with. Humans exist to serve the market as much as a movie exists to give a projector something to do, It's quite backwards.

>>10147909
>>10147917
but simply 'more people' is a problem in itself

>>10147909
>taco night
do they even have tacos in pirogi town hmm?? euphemism

So...I played the game and got to the end...but I still don't know what that Big Cat was talking about. Or what was the deal with the Hole in the Middle of Everything. Or the Space Tics.

>>10147943
It doesn't matter, nobody talks about that bit, it is all about the characters and the social aspect.

>>10147943
There are no answers because the developers themselves didn't have any answers to give. You could cut out all of Mae's nightmares and very little would change about the narrative.

Would you dress like a mallgoth and hang out with a bunch of emo kids in exchange for real future vision?

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>>10147917
>just outgrow the weeds
i need this place to communicate, if I was in person I'd be committing violence

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>>10147943
Well here's the big cat and the big hole, don't know about any space tics though

>>10147927
>le jew overpopulation meme
No it's not idiot.

>>10147920
If people stop listening to Wendy's meme ads quality will continue to be incentivized. Until then I respect the media's pursuit of profit because they deserve the money for playing the game correctly.

>>10147981
I'd do it for free, I miss 2004

>>10148010
the world is finite, god will not show up and fix the shit
consume the world like a fucking fire, instead of the perfect machine it once was

>>10147982
Violence or savages. Whip out your cock or cock that shotty and rock the Kurt Cobain hair-do.

>>10148024
The world works in cycles idiot if we consume everything we'll die and fertilize everything dummy.

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>>10147995
god, after all this time that image is still one of my favorite things

I only just noticed the clothes around mae's ankles

>>10148010
>EA games
yeah because entertainment isn't our overall goal in everything
you only choose to support the idea of the game. without players to hate, there would be no game

>>10148064
if a consistent existence isn't our goal why the fuck are we doing anything at all

>>10148080
If none of the players were hateable the game wouldn't be shit and the game would be great forever.

>>10148098
To make babies idiot.

>>10148098
Because we have nothing better to do

>>10148126
keep those eyes closed?
>>10148128
so why not try to keep our existence consistent, like they had pretended at us in school

>>10148160
Idiot kids in school are out chasing meme titles created by the juden like being a doctor or a scientist when the only actually impact on the world that matters is seed being planted in fertile soil. Consistency is for cum not people.

>>10148168
Bea wants that wet pussy

>>10146693

>respecting someone's trans pronouns so well you aren't turned on by their tight bhole or thick cock

Gregg's a tolerance saint

>>10148168
yum

>>10148183
you're being too cynical to actually analyze our course, you are like the parents who don't actually care if their kid dies. you don't care about you're own death to the point you think nobody does or should

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>>10148198
If he can tolerate enormous bear dick he can take a little goatcock

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>>10148168
well, it's not bad from the belly down

I hope the implication is that mae was drunkenly streaking through the woods like she said she would

>>10148217
But nobody should care about their death dummy. Everybody dies it isn't a new concept. Just cum in as much pussy as you can and one of your little half clones will do some shit impressive or whatever or at least cum in more pussy which forever immortalizes you through cock.

>>10148198
yeah if he has natural tits then that cock is a weak little gummy treat dribbling gooey a centre I presume, not a stiff rod
there has got to be names for these preferences, I guess that is where pan comes in

>>10148252
why do we pretend to be better than animals then? you would be a parrot

>>10148287
Parrots are fucking rad. They can fly and they cum in like seven seconds. Only flaw is that they're faithful to their mate like the fucking idiot bird brains they are instead of flying from the nest after knocking up some dumb hen looking slut.

Also people pretend to be better than animals because they're dumb assholes who think they need to be better than everyone. If we all realize we're all equally terrible we can put away the hate and just touch dicks in friendship and do that thing where we DP a girl's pussy and cum at the same time and letting nature decide who's cum is superior.

>>10148328
tfw i can't fly but still cum in 7 seconds

>>10148252
this is really the male view? I am a male but I've never lived with males, they are always fucking punks in sunglasses whenever I see them. the two males I have lived with were always drunk if not fucking assholes

>>10148350
Don't worry man if you cum fast that means you get her pregnant faster. She may not enjoy it but it's all about you in the long run, but don't forget about that good boy points system. If you last long and make her cum after you get her pregnant she might let you do it again after or even before the baby comes. Maybe do some shit with your hands to give her more pleasure to trick her into letting you cum in her more.

>>10148390
>I never lived with males
That's why you're gay and you're not prioritizing the pussy like you should you idiotic fool. Maybe your dumb gay ass should get a daddy to show you how a real man tames the pussy by demonstrating on your boy pussy.

>>10146935
Fuck, which H3H3 podcast? That sounds interesting.

>>10148446
I have actually gotten a girlfriend recently, but like my mom is upset I don't hang out with her drunk fucking boyfriend or I don't get a job with these fucks that don't want me on their job anyway

>>10148217
I hold that he's not being cynical enough because he (If it's the same person, even) thinks human behavioral patterns fed into the free market will yield anything good.

>>10148502
this is my big grief that we have this half-awareness, we can groom ourselves but not avoid buying something that is 80% packaging

>>10148252
>cum in more pussy which forever immortalizes you through cock.
I should be Genghis Khan then?

>>10148489
Get drunk with him and DP your mom with him to teach her a lesson. This is where your 7 second skill will really come in handy.

>>10147995
>>10147943

The space tick was the thing living in the hole. the Cat was some cosmic entity that people thought was God. Also the Janitor may or may not be God? It's purposefully ambiguous.

>>10148484
The latest one. They have a podcast channel. Boogie touches on it bit but his childhood makes Angus' look like a field of fucking daisies.

https://youtu.be/eX1vs8Zt8Ss

>>10146385
>college dropout
>literally everything Bea says to Mae on the subject
fuck it hurt

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>>10147468
holy shit thats so cute who maade iiiiiit

>>10148541
he has this suspicion that we fuck anyway, like everyone did in our old town just because she's my best friend and we smoke weed and such. the thought of physical pleasure angers me ever since I was denied that contact at a young age but I am trying to get over that and this isn't helping
this game just made me think about my life and how we should all just die

>>10148252
jesus christ who hurt you

>>10148603
Make sure you at least donate your sperm before you die. Your homicidal mind wiring needs to be preserved for the next generation.

>>10148595
I didn't attempt college, due to a bone disease, but I really wanted to go. One of my friends is almost in the exact same position as Mae and had to drop out due to his anxiety.

>>10148628
Nobody I'm just aware of the world and operating at the most optimal mindset. Who sheltered you?

>>10148631
I wanted sex when I was young and didn't get it, then the time rolls around and the proposition comes up and I'm just like, " oh NOW it is ok? fuck all of you for just accepting this, it is too late to get sex from me"
so you are outta luck bro, this chick I'm with is done having kids at least

>>10148667
why does sheltering exist if things really are that way? you are just damaged mayhaps

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>>10148667
That either didn't answer his question, or answered it too well.

>>10148667
Nobody either, I'm just a filthy idealist. Summer days, baby.

>>10148637
I'm in the same boat as your friend, but life is getting better. My new job gives coverage so I can finally see a psychiatrist about it and maybe go back.

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>>10148520
Hell, People bought this.

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>>10148798
That's good. I'm unfortunately stuck until I finish my novel or put a gun in my mouth.

>>10148446
this girl actually does have the mindset of a receptacle like you speak of, though she has already had her kids but I look ten years older than I am so it is ok

>>10148631
the world does not deserve my children, nor is this world fit for them

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Hey so imagine Scriggins

Now imagine if he had a vagina or genital slit

>>10148702
Don't be petty about pussy. Your cock is not special but that does not mean it's not important.

>this chick I'm with is done having kids at least
Still give her the seed. If she does not accept it plant it somewhere else and don't tell her about it.

>>10148734
>why does sheltering exist if things really are that way?
Shelter was created because the weak feared what is outside. I am one of the weak. I am not strong, I still have fears, I have shelter, but I am more aware of my state. If I breed more my kin will become stronger. They will think how I think and have more time to develop their mind past those fears so they no longer need shelter. That is secretly our true goal in life. To evolve past the need of shelter both mentally and physically.

>you are just damaged mayhaps
Everyone gets damaged, the body and mind was made to heal. You can't keep picking at wounds, you have to ignore them and let it heal on its own. If you get sick and die it doesn't matter if you were breeding efficiently.

>>10148782
Turn ideas into actions and fulfill your destiny.

>>10148897
Go for it my man.

>>10148918
Nobody deserves anything. Nothing is fit for anyone, not in its current state. We have to work towards that state and we will not make it without more bodies to work towards it.

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>>10148946
like a cloaca right, I can diggit

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>>10148862
Just try to go as long as you can. You only need to last until the singularity hits.

But hey, maybe you'll be like Andy Weir and your book will make you rich.

>>10148951
living in a house with kids only makes your kids weaker objectively, thinner skin literally.

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>>10148771

>Lori tells Mae to meet her in some obscure location in the middle of the woods to film an indie horror movie

>Mae arrives and Lori is so excited she's hyperventilating

>Lori uses her phone to film Mae running through the woods, crawling through the mud, and posing

>After some initial hesitation, Mae lets Lori tie her arms and legs to a thick tree for the climactic finale

>Setting her phone on the ground propped against a tree, Lori films Mae pretending to struggle and beg for her life

>Her acting isn't good enough for Lori, who deems it not convincing enough

>Lori reaches into her jacket and pulls out a box cutter

>Mae's bad acting is replaced with genuine concern as Lori swings it around and stabs the air with the implement

>Lori approaches Mae, who quietly stammers that she doesn't want to film the scene anymore

>>10148951
Dude I think you need to take it easy, go on vacation, or like, try gardening or something. You don't need to be this hard.

>>10148946
I'd fuck him

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>>10149001

>With a quick slashing motion Lori slices through the cat's throat

>Blood begins to spurt from Mae's neck and her eyes go wide

>She tries to speak but no words come out, instead she gurgles loudly and stares at Lori with tears forming in her eyes

>Lori quickly drops the box cutter and retrieves her phone

>She's shaking with excitement as she films Mae struggling to breathe and choking on blood

>Lori gets an extreme close up of the cat's face as her eyes roll back in her head and she breathes her last

>A giggling Lori unties Mae's corpse and poses her body for photos

>Lori's heart is pumping fast and her head is spinning with adrenaline as she again retrieves the box cutter

>>10148987
Then don't live with them. Nature was the original teacher and her ways still works.

>>10149014
I'm never not hard.

>>10148951
but how do we work towards stopping crap from flooding our world when making things is the right

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>>10149020

>A hyperventilating Lori removes Mae's shirt and positions the box cutter vertically below the cat's breasts

>With all of her strength she forces the implement into Mae's chest and cuts downward, stopping just above her navel

>Her tiny hands reach into Mae's chest cavity as she roots around Mae's still-warm innards

>Lori is almost orgasmic with pleasure, occasionally removing her hand from Mae's insides to smear the cat's warm blood over her face

>With the box cutter she messily attempts to remove some of Mae's internal organs

>She cuts out Mae's lungs and heart and cradles them in her arms like one would cradle a newborn baby

>Her curiosity gets the best of her and she slices off a small portion of muscle tissue which she pops into her mouth, chews and swallows

>"Not bad", she thinks

>After a couple more pictures she crudely covers Mae's mutilated corpse with leaves and dirt, washes her own blood-soaked face and body in a stream, and leaves

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>>10149036

>A few days later Mae's friends and family are sick with worry

>Gregg is going from house to house asking about Mae and searching everywhere for her

>Lori feigns distress and tells Gregg how sorry she is that Mae went missing

>After Gregg leaves, Lori sits at her computer and watches her homemade snuff film while fingering herself

>For a while, Lori is satisfied with her first kill

>But eventually rewatching the footage is no longer enough to satisfy her

>She befriends a certain alligator girl who is still distraught about Mae's disappearance

>Lori asks this alligator girl if she wants to star in an indie horror film

>To Lori's delight, she seems interested

>Lori starts hyperventilating again

>She's looking forward to trying some new 'techniques' this time

>>10149036
Lori no

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Hey but what if Lori wasn't a serial killer and just masturbated to the idea of being fucked by one?

>>10149052
Lori yes

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>>10149031
Think dummy. When there's more people buying crap, crap will become more expensive. Crap will soon become a rare resource and must be preserved. As a result crap will be forced to be only saved for higher quality endeavors. Soon after that people who need crap to thrive will die off with each generation more resistant to the need of crap to live. It will keep going this way until nothing is needed to live and we reach the apex of our biology.

>has an anxiety attack over potentially offending a stranger

Lori is pure and sweet and not a murderer.

>>10149045
pls continue

>>10149089
The evolution and free market misunderstandings refined down to a single point. Bravo.

>>10149090
I hope you understand that that is a ridiculously oversimplified understanding of how things work.

>>10149082
Hella yeah she needs to stop smoking

>>10149089
no they can make everything on earth into crap and grab stuff from space even, to make wall-E world

>>10149090
>weird thoughts

>obsessed with serial killers and cannibalism

>hangs out alone around train tracks

She's not a murderer YET, at least

>>10149152
Don't get me wrong, it's not an absolute incline up. It's going to be all over the fucking place, but order arises out of chaos, no matter how much chaos ensues. If we create enough chaos we will grow the perfect order out of it.

>>10149177
If that happens that is what must be done. Every step made even in the wrong direction is progress.

>>10149090
"puff puff I'm sorry"
* starts stabbing you with pen *
"I'm sorry I'm so sorry stop bleeding..."

>>10149211
That's like, if she has an impulse to stab someone and follows through with it but can't get herself to stop

>>10149156
I really liked that Bea smoked. Kind of the outward nihilistic statement that I wish I could make but am too frail both emotionally and physically to.

>>10149190
>weird thoughts
Teenager.
>obsessed with serial killers and cannibalism
Horror movie fan.
>hangs out alone around train tracks
She lives by the tracks. It's honestly weirder that she hangs around on rooftops in town.

>>10149197
The laws of thermodynamics work for heat, deterministic animals do not obey them, as bound to the laws that the forces that keep them alive may be. Behavioral science is very different from physics.

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>>10149246
>>10149156

>>10149082
bea is the kinda girl who would charge you for a cigarette

no bumming off her

>>10149303
That's why I'm saying we should get physical instead of mental. If we put away the behavior and take out our genitals we will be operating efficiently.

What's Bea's brand and type?

>>10149231
yeah I worded that wrong, I was thinking of her stabbing by accident while freaking out over something else and then she gets carried away and shocked all at once. I was once stabbed in the hand by accident at school is why I thought it could happen. fucking shit that girl ended up getting expelled and we were really friends but I was so young I didn't have the wherewithal to do anything about it

dlc where mae gets SOAP grinding shoes to grind on powerlines when

>>10149445
dlc where mae uses soap and washes her dirty ass self

>>10149445
>jet set radio possum springs

>>10147887
I should not be aroused.
But it do

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>>10148328
it would be really cool if we were like dogs and the baby was a mix of us

>>10149473
I like filthy mae but if it means there's a shower scene...

>>10149473
it's not dirt it's "patine"

>>10149567
a bath scene like Harriet the Spy, the whole dlc is scrubbing yourself edge-of-your-seat gameplay

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Me rn

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>>10150425

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Sisters

>>10150544
They move in together!

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>>10150675
They dorm together

>>10150710
They eat food together

>>10150425
They don't smoke together though because Mae doesn't smoke and Bea respects that

>>10150544
Aww I like this one.

>>10150710
Could they go to community college together maybe

>>10150821
they bothalready have the grades for regular college, its a matter of finance. I think they'll open a pizza shop together and pay it off that way, or maybe go to another country where its cheaper.
In my headcannon, their living together would benefit them both. Mae would help Bea quit smoking and be happy and Bea would keep Mae from breaking down and quitting her responsibilities

>>10148064
it`s not that simple dude
it really isnt

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Oh no, NITW couple's tattoos.

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>>10150867
They have to share a bed due to financial limitations

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>>10150921
>those fat fucking legs
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10150921
The legs themselves are the crimes

>>10150425
>someone saved it
aaah

>>10151343
its great work man! do more

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Mae is purring

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Squeeze the cat

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Pet me bitchcroc

>>10151500
Is that a euphemism for something?

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Mae is incapable of getting any work done living with a loving crocodile

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>>10151512
Is pussy squeezing a thing?
Then yes

>>10151556
I mean, I guess you could squeeze it. I know you can grab them. I have it from a high authority. The highest in the nation in fact.

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>>10151572
Come on you hot fucking cat I'm going to shove catnip in your pussy

>>10151609
That line is a classic. I think my grandfather used it on my grandma. I probably wouldn't exist without it.

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>>10151572

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>>10151621
I can't stop p-purring I'm gonna vibrate myself to cum death before I touch your thick croc cock

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Sleepy time

>>10151654
I guess we'd better stop then, I can't catch another murder rap right now. They'll put me away forever next time.

>>10151671
You may or may not be fine. G'night.

>>10151927
>Mae will never purr for you

>>10151927
>long ass neck croc

>>10152482
More territory to kiss and massage

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>>10151676
the style seems familiar

>>10152661
It's a pretty flat but effective style.

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Good morning Possum Springs!

>>10153665
>pretty flat but effective
just like mae!

>>10148328
So I should NOT masturbate every morning to avoid getting a boner in public

>>10153838
I wish. 73% of artists seem to give her big kitty titties.

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>>10153800
Good morning Anon!

>gregg will never knot you

why live

>>10153937
I'm more upset that Gregg will never knot Mae.

>>10153878

>fat but no tat

the cruelest joke

>>10150867
>its a matter of finance
and community college is affordable?

>>10154014

yes?

>>10154044
but Bea specifically wants the dorm experience right, it's not like she believes college will really do anything for her when she doesn't even say what she'll study

I want to go grocery shopping with bea

>that lady who kept her dead husband
>he probably kept the erection

>>10154301
dead people can't have erections

>>10154339
They can with a cock ring.

>>10154339
if you die with an erection, it remains

>>10154356
no, the brain shuts down and the nerves don't respond/give responses
even with a cock ring it would go flaccid very fast

>>10154301
A long time ago I was thinking about writing a fic about her trying to please his corpse.

>>10154363
do you have anything to back that up other than your fictional fantasies

>>10154391
I can tell you the sky is blue but I won't grab your head and point it at the window

>>10154405
that's a bit of a rough comparison, don't you think?
it's more like telling someone that the m551 sheridan can drive at 120 km/h and not giving any proof of it

>>10154058

she's going to be suicidal when it turns out college isn't like any of her 80's campus movies

>>10146935

huh. That's actually really cool. Props to the devs.

>>10154460
it would be documented

>>10154746
but it's not
and if you have any documented cases of dead people having erections, feel free to post them and correct me

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>>10154888
that isn't necessary

>>10154912
so you admit to being in the wrong, nice

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>>10155129
relax you fucking sperg

>>10155187
you're the one that's throwing insults at me lol

>>10155263
why is bea in hell she doesn't deserve this

>>10155263
>not naked under her dress
no thanks

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>>10155234
Wrong. Was scrolling through the thread and noticed your autism going haywire so I thought I'd say something.
Im a different anon.

>>10155397
that doesn't mean you're not a hypocrite, accusing people of being le mad while you're throwing insults out of nowhere like in fifth grade
think before you post

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>>10149246
I always figured it had something to do with her mom. A completely baseless hunch, but I knew a few people who smoke their parents' brands to sort of feel closer to them.

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>>10155421
Relax you fucking sperg

>>10155691
you're the one that's throwing insults at me lol

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>>10155763
woah

>>10155913
i mean i get you're into feet but why flip out like that

>>10155957
Mae's paws!
P a w s

>>10155973
Toebeans

>>10153904
Terrifying

>>10147619

Kinda unrelated, but my headteacher disappeared off the face of the fucking earth years ago and nobody has a clue where he went. Theories range from he fucked a sixth former and skipped the country to he became a Swedish porn star. Disappearances are kinda weird like that.

>>10156545
cool

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>>10153940
Gregg wouldn't pegg the Catslut front butt

>>10151927
Never ever

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>>10156839

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How many unnecessary pop culture references can one furry shove into an image?

>>10157438
Holy shit you're right

They just shoved 'hilarious' pop culture references in literally every inch available in the image

I mean why the fuck does this image need an Inglorious Basterds reference, for one

>>10157438
I don't even know what half of these are. This is beyond awful.
Use this picture for the next OP.

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The fuck you spergs arguing about.

Post mentally ill cats.

>>10157540
i mean i get you're into feet but why flip out like that

>>10157560

I aint into feetsies. I am way more into chests.

>>10157438
That's just his thing. Decent art + more non sequitur pop culture references than a Family Guy episode in EVERY PIC.

>>10157531
From what I can see: Zootopia, Finding Nemo, Ellen, Ratattoille, Slender Man, In Pursuit of Happiness, Little Nightmares, Inglorious Basterds and a Jurassic park pun, I think that's about all of them but I probably missed or didn't mention one.

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>>10157580
I love chests!

>>10157582
His Mae is really cute.
Someone crop her face and then try to resize it into a 900GB image for one of those meme reaction pics.

>>10157610

I'd let bea use me as an ashtray.

>>10157589
The references aren't even relevant to the subject. /ztg/fag here, but man that guys art is confusing to me.

>>10157582
It honestly doesn't bug me that much but it's so bizarre.

>>10157664
>Bea will never drug you, take you to her apartment and make you her ashtray whore

>>10157674
Looks like it was movie based this time. There were two other ones with game references.

New
>>10158068

>>10157438

>name tag doesn't say Slim Shady

you had ONE JOB. Also, the Little Nightmares bit at the bottom right bugs me. I love that game, but now I'm worried that there's people trying to make that game a meme or something and it's just going to get full Undertale around it.

>>10157438

>getting mad at an artist having fun

you'd think a bunch of self centered NEETS would understand