/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #26 >Edg

It's quiet. Too quiet.

hats off to cheetah anon

Is he ever gonna establish total dominance and fuck the dad? That dream sequence was weird but hot.

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>>10129784

It's monday. The worst of days.

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>ywn have a huge anthro gf, with a secret submissive side, and petplay fetish
>she will never play the role of the docile pet, even though she could rip you in half like wet tissue paper

>>10128332
The fact that he clearly can draw normal anthros is what makes it even more aggravating that he doesn't.

>>10131405
Would anthros keep their sharp fangs and claws from their base animal. Also would the anthro keep her bite force PSI or would her humanoid physique lessen the effects from the real animal. So much stuff to think about anatomy wise.

>>10131579
Boo fucking hoo.

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>>10131579
NotDoneBaking is an artist that does many different styles of art as those who have been in this thread long enough would remember. His recent more cartoony style I am not to fond of though.

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Finished writing the rat femdom story at 11k+ words. I need to proofread it now, but for real, it's done. I just need to make sure my dyslexic ass didn't forget about multiple paragraphs' worth of unfinished sentences before I'll paste bin it. Barring the usual caveat of 'Unless some crazy shit happens,' I'll be dropping it here tomorrow after I reread everything six or seven times.

Seriously though, I apologize for how long this took (some days I could only put 300 words down before drawing a blank), and I'll get back to writing Femme Fatale as soon as I can look at WPS Writer and not want to put a gun to my head.

In the mean time, have some thicc dog lass.

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>>10132865
Much appreciated for thicc and stories
https://e621.net/pool/show/5103

>>10129818
Cheetah_Anon here. Anon will not fuck the dad in the real world. This is the human male on furry female thread.

>>10129818

Dream sequence? I do believe I've missed something, and it's not in the Pastebin.

>>10133412
Yes it is. Chapter 12.

>>10133664

Ah, my bad. Thought it was a separate story.

>>10131405
is there a e621 sauce for this?

>>10133820
the artist is wolfy-nail

>>10133213
I'm find with that. I understand. Still, update the other stories when you can, please.

>attempting to write story involving a sharkgirl
>accidentally close pastebin tab
>lose pretty much the entire setup portion
FUCK

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>>10134158

>>10134158
Tell me about it.. Not too long ago I lost a super nice drawing I had worked for many hours on.

>>10133213
>This is the human male on furry female thread.
fucking thank you

>>10134158
Consider getting the Lazarus extension so you can retrieve work from lost tabs like that.

If you want a mother & son story look up Ookami Shounen Ken-chan on sadpanda

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>>10129840
>Krystal was made for the glorious human cock :^)

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>>10134158
Maybe consider something like google docs for drafts. Autosave everything (and also NSA and google faps to your story)

>>10134158
There is a reason I use a word processor to do my writefagging with.

People who type up their stuff on pastebin or even do it live post by post are some crazy folk to me.

>>10135746
fuck off Kevin

>>10134867
Thanks for telling me about this i feel way better about using pastebin now.

>>10133213
>This is the human male on furry female thread.
Then why did he bone him in the dream?

>>10137279
to appease the fucking autists bitching about it

>>10129851
Sauce?

>>10137311
m y a u t i s m i s u n a p p e a s ed

>>10137311 >>10137279
It was just a small chapter to make them stop complaining,

>>10137540
Clearly, it only egged us on.

>>10137695
We will se each other in the human male on furry male thread

>>10137279
>>10137311
>>10137440
>>10137695
>>10137540
>>10137832
Here you go fags >>10137850

>>10129818
WTF did I miss?
Cheetah_anon, update ur pastebin pleeeeease.

>>10138200
Oh Kurwa, ignore please. All them chapters are already in your pastebins.. im dumb.

Hail Cheetah_anon!

>>10138200
https://pastebin.com/ssAf1QPV
Here you go. Also updated Canada Day.

>>10142123
Damn that's hot.

>>10134525
I wouldn't know that because I only drew with classic pencil and paper. I should probably get a pad and attempt drawing online for a change (saves the trouble of having to scan all your pictures).

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can some tell me why do people like this because
i really want to kown

>>10142976
Like what?

>>10134158
>>10134867
I just use google docs which auto-saves so I never had to worry about that problem. Only thing is you need a google account to use google docs and sometimes copying and pasting can be a bitch.

>>10143000
Its a meme you dip, every trash thread is visited by Kown, its a blessing if anything

>>10142976
If your talking about >>10142123 shit then I don't know but if your talking about human X anthro relationships then maybe because we are human and would like to see ourselves in a relationship with them. Also it would be harder to do an anthro X anon story since anon is not usually an anthro.

>>10134158
Outch

You might want to write stuff locally first

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Bunnies are slutty

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Would you an anthropomorphic jello cup?

>>10143035
Not him, but damn
I'm going to start viewing Kown appearing as a lucky blessing now

>>10132865

>>Continues to paitently wait for story

If you want, I can help proofread it for you. I have Grammarly.

>>10145564
Sorry, I spent my afternoon playing through Tekken 7's story mode (Kazuya can go choke on a fat dick with his true demon form, by the by). I'll do my final reread in an hour or so.

>>10146016
Overall opinion on it? Still on the fence myself

>>10144632
No, get that disgusting shit out of here lol

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>>10144632
what kind of virgin loser comes up with something like that

>>10146239
Probably one of the better fighting games I've played in years, but I've always been kind to Tekken and Soul Calibur.

Character customization is kind of weak for some bizarre reason, and some people lost their mains (RIP Bruce players), but overall I would tell people to buy it if they like fighting games, and definitely get it if they're a fan of Tekken at all.

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>>10146343
This one! https://nessandlucied.tumblr.com/

>>10146375
Sweet, I'l give it another look then

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Who here would date this kinky freak?

>>10147401
>Doggo
>Some kind of demon
>Likes handholding in public
Boy, I'd fucking marry her.

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>>10144632
Reminder that this motherfucker payed about 2K for an Isabelle porn flash

>>10147502
>Don't even have 200 dollars in my bank account
>Some guy on the internet is throwing around used card money for porn
Man, what the fuck

>>10147552
Im expecting something fucking heavy and boner busting

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>>10147502
>only 2k
Guess how much this fucking abomination was?

>>10147607
Please no. I don't need to be reminded this existed, let alone learn how much someone paid actual currency for.

>>10147502
Link to it?

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>>10147631
Back then the artist charged about $150 for a full colored comic page
Better Late Then Never is 447 pages long
Let that sink in

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>>10147676
>$67,050
Absolutely uncalled for

>>10147660
this is the commisioner>>10146474
the actual flash is still being worked on

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>>10147717
Thats right
Some sick fuck wasted that much fucking moeny just to have a fanfic addition to the KungFu Panda series with almost no fucking payoff.

All
For
That
One
Punchline

>>10147607
>A dribble of pussy juice infects an entire river or some shit
What is dilution, Alex?

>>10147845
She has THAT much sex energy.

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>>10147676
>>10147717
What

the

fuck

>>10147845
Nose-fucking and super charged AIDs rats

>>10147607
this is kino

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>>10147607
>sex potion
>evil pussy juice
>Super concentrated sexual energy

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>There are motherfuckers ITT who have never read "Better Late Than Never"

Fun fact: That single comic accounts for about 85% of all Master Tigress porn

>>10147717
>67,050
you can buy a (admittedly probably really shitty) house for that, jesus fucking christ.

>>10147975
It would pop up every now and then whenever I searched for furry on Sadpanda, but I had learned from lurking a variety of places that BLTN was basically a gigantic cocktease so I never bothered.

>>10148212
its a wild ride

>>10148071
Better analogy is a nice car

>>10148386
>Not buying a fleet of craigslist shitboxes

>>10147040
humans with big scalie monster gals is what I live for.

>>10147401
Wat is that

>>10149035
A doggo, it says so right in the picture.

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Sorry this took so long, but here it is.

>Lightning in a Bottle
>11186 Words
>Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/nq56dhyt
>[Tags: Human(M) x Anthro(F, Rat), playful femdom, light restraint play, edge play, oral (Fellatio, Cunnilingus) , vaginal, cream pie]

Let me know if you guys prefer paragraphs to have space between them like how Tough to Love is done, or if how this looks isn't a problem.

>>10149916
Ohhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt

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>>10129628
Seems there is a lack of edgy girl friends for this thread edition. Lets fix that shall we.

>>10147401
The fuck is with the horns on a dog?

>>10147717
So 2 M16s then.

What sick fuck passes up 2 full auto M16s for a shitty Kung Fu Panda comic?

>>10131626
They would be quite neotenic.

>>10149916
I enjoy it. Nice work.

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>>10144632

What the everloving fuck?!?

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>>10150645
>>10129628

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>>10151242
Hell, that's a transferable MG-42 at that money. I guess some people choose wrong in the decision of waifu vs. raifu.

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>>10129628
Is a displacer beast gf more edgy or more nerdy ?

>>10149916
Whoo nelly
Thanks for the effort, man
Liked it a lot

>>10149916

DAMN YOU! I NEED TO GO TO WORK!

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I kinda like the idea of having a a Doberman, pic related, bully you cause she is not sure how to otherwise express her affection towards you

>>10147717
It's a shame that an imageboard like this can't accurately convey the sound of vomiting.

>>10151679
Depends if you consider Lawful Evil to be edgy.

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Whats the deal with human semen?

>>10154228
its salty?

>>10133863
Wolfy-nail is a cuck

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>>10154228
it has what plants crave

>>10154802
I'm not sure what that has to do with me providing the source of the artist. But okay.

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>>10154818
That looks super dangerous

>>10154228
It's good for the skin amd contain lots of protein.

>>10149916
Unf, good shit

>>10154228
-MOAR VIPER!
-also its got 12 essential vitamins and nutrients

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>>10154818
Planthros are too rare

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>>10156037

>>10151679
>have a displacer beast gf
>she is nerdy as fuck
>Constantly role playing in public
>own every single source book
>try to hug her on a camping trip
>Step through her and fall of a cliff
>wake up in hospital
>she is roling dice while crying
>"dont worry Anon, I made my heal check"

>>10149916

Hhhhhnnnnnngggg...

Dat's sum good shit mang.

Any chance of there being an encore?

Would very much enjoy seeing these two again with her having a swollen belly.

>>10152650
have you read "Alpha Bitch" on Sofurry ?

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Anything good here? Looking for something to read like pic related

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>>10158452

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>>10158452
>>10158523

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>>10158523
>>10158542

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>>10158542
>>10158550

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>>10158550
>>10158561

>>10158431
Yeah, but i think that was with a germanshephard

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>>10158597
>Bad racist bunny being punished

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>>10158561
>sequel never

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>walls of text

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>>10152660

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>>10134158
hahah nice joke

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>>10131405

>>10151242
>>10151598
Kits for those cost a hell of a lot less than 67k.

>>10158452
You mean images with text on them? You'll need to head down the street to the JOI/JOE threads or the caption threads. Honestly I prefer captions because majority of JOI/JOE feel like they're just reading off a script. Which, I mean, is kind of the point of them, but yeah.

>>10157665
It's pretty likely that my longer pieces will just be one offs. I can envision a couple of shenanigans that might be fun to write, but not enough to warrant a sequel or, more importantly, make me want to write a sequel.

Also, preggo sex is one of the handful of things I'm not into and probably will never write. That's just how it is.

>>10159133

Shenanigans that might be fun to write is fine. I never explicitly said I wanted to see pregosex.

>>tfw NO ONE wants to write HumanMxAnthroF pregosex anyway

>>10159391
I did one time.
You may not like it though.

>>10159637

I'll try a nibble, I guess.

Link?

Why might I not like it?

>>10159912
It's the second part of the cuckqueaning fic.
It's in the OP somewhere.

>>10159912
Here ya go, anon. I think this is the right one.

https://pastebin.com/RU9NWDkj

>>10160242
Thats only the first part.
This is the one with preggo sex https://pastebin.com/4HCQpKjL

>>10160242
>>10160324

Oh. I remember this. Couldn't really get into it for some reason. Not that it was bad. Just "meh". I guess maybe it was because it was written for a female reader maybe?

Didn't know there was a second part though.

>>10160324

Yeah. Couldn't really get into the second part either. Same problems.

>>tfw you and your anthro girlfriend will never embrace each other while lying naked in bed
>>tfw you will never have coitus with her while both of you rub her big swollen belly and holding hands

Why live?

>>10160847
>>10160988
Sounds like you'd be more into cuckolding than cuckqueaning

>>10161089

Not really. Where's the romance in that?

I know. I know. I'm such a sick fuck.

>>10158431
Do you happen to have the link or know who the author is?

>>10161176
>>10158431
https://www.sofurry.com/view/643513/guest

Its this right?
>no login required
Well thats a pleasant surprise

>>10158452
>>10158523
>>10158542
>>10158550
>>10158561
>>10158597
Well here are all the edgy GFs this thread was waiting for. Also would it be considered racist or specist to have prejudice against humans. Need to figure out anthro scientific classification at some point.

>>10161256
Specist, really.

>You will never have a ultra possessive anthro gf whose madness eventually overtakes her and gags and ties you to her bed, riding you every night.

>>10161256
Ive heard the term furs/furries/anthros be used on one side and skin/skinny/human/hummie(pet) for the other

Taboo fake board called /skn/ on the pets variant but skinfucker could probably be applicable here

>>10161373
>>10161389
But yeah, specist most likely

>>10158452
>>10158523
>>10158550
>>10158561
>>10158597
I enjoy these. Are there more stories like this?

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>>10161690
The JOI/JOE thread keeps a booru archive of most stuff posted.
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all

Probably going to have to do some tag filtering, though. What used to be mostly "furry girls talking sexy to (you)" has pretty much become open season for just about everything else.

>>10161756
>What used to be mostly "furry girls talking sexy to (you)" has pretty much become open season for just about everything else.
Probably because /aco/ (and /d/, for a moment) has its own JOI/JOE threads and they share the booru.

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>>10161853
Didn't know that about the sharing part, but even so I was still mostly commenting on the JOI/JOE threads on /trash/ themselves. There's definitely a lot more traps/futa/ponies/guys/anime/etc. in the actual threads than there used to be.

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Would anthros who lived a modern lifestyle have as bad a problem with obesity as modern human?

>>10161952
It would certainly be a problem for some.

>>10161952
Some would.

But there would probably be others with a natural inclination towards physical activity, who would have little trouble staying in shape.

>>10162072
The main cause of obesity isn't failing to get enough exercise it's just plain eating too much food.

>>10162154
Sitting on your ass all day without any exercise would certainly not help the issue.

>>10162209
Yeah but if you sit on your ass all day and not do anything, including eating, you're not going to get fat.
On the other hand even if you run marathons all day you'll still get fat if you're eating 200000 calories a day.

>>10162154
Exercise helps a lot, though. If you exercise, it'll take more food to get you fat.

>>10162209
>>10162431
I feel like you guys are arguing the same point from opposing directions. Exercise is a way to boost your metabolic rate, which raises the amount of food you can and need to consume, which can draw a previously unhealthy amount into a healthy range, but a sedentary lifestyle will do the opposite. However, nothing is infallible and overeating will always result in a bulk increase, no matter how much iron you pump.

So both of you are right.

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>>10162482
Yeah but exercise is no guarantee that you won't get fat.

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Are pubes on furries okay?

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>>10162914
sad reptile.
Hug y/n?

>>10161919
>>10160988

>>sees pic

Yeah. That's the kind of thing of talking about.

>>10162914
>hair
>on fucking fur
I don't think so, son.

>>10163088
Don't normally like hugging rails but i'll make an exception this time for this cutie.

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>>10163287
Hugging procedure commencing.
Snek consoled, good job agent!

>>10163339
Are you sure she's consoled? She's still crying, so I say we initiate back rubs. (While still hugging)

>>10163493
Agent, you're opperating outside of mission boundries, cease and desist. I repeat, snek is consoled, do not make it weird.
(I wish, but its as they say "That's all she wrote.")

>>10134158
or maybe type it into a text editor so you can save then copy and """paste""" in there when its done

>>10142123
WE MUST ENACT
E V E R Y
M A N
A
K I N G

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Why would an anthro prefer humans over their own kind?

>>10164299

I mean, there's a billion furries in the world, why would there not be reverse furries in an anthro populated world? But then "furries" probably wouldn't exist and it'd just be a ton of interspecies couples, so while you may lust over your fat tittied crocodile waifu she's probably thirsty for horse cock or anteater tongue, while the human has nothing to offer.

>>10164299
Because we have Robocop

>>10164299
Well, for cats and some types of birds, we do not have barbs that rip up their insides. Humans have high endurance, so fun times can last for quite a while. Our genitals stand out at all times which could be thought of as lude. A female could be turned on by the thought of a male's junk flopping around in their pants. Fingernails that are good for scratching, but won't tear you apart. We are one of the few animals who have no fur nor scales, making us kind of exotic. Apparently we smell quite a bit compared to other animals, which can interest musk fetishists. For a cold blooded species, we are pretty efficient at sharing body heat. Hug a dog, they may have a lot of hair but they are not as warm.

Quite a few reasons I think. Can anyone think of anymore? I really like the idea of a club of human fetishists.

>>10164554
As to hairlessness it wouldn't notable on the continent we came from, africa, because there quite a few hairless animals there, hippos, rhinos, elephants and naked mole rats.
In fact I think the only other hairless mammals outside africa are marine mammals.

>>10161952
Yes since pretty much all animals will over eat if given the chance. Willpower it what keeps many of us thin or those individuals that don't like to eat that much.

Anyway that picture made me think of another point which is would anthros in general have problems with shedding. For mammals it would be fur, for avians it would be feathers, and for reptiles/amphibians it would be skin sheading. If you think human hair gets everywhere then you can tell it's going to be much worse for these anthros. Surprised no one thought about this during the discussion on anthro anatomy.

>>10164554
The fingernails is a good point, especially given how many animals seem to quickly get addicted to getting scratched by a human. It could be a sign of affection, like how rubbing a human partner feels good and tells them you care, so too would scratching an anthro.

But very likely it'd just be a case by case basis, with some anthros just having fetishes for humans. Maybe some like it specifically because it's a bit taboo. I imagine there being fetish clubs, sites and publications that cater to it, much in the vein of Tamed from Chubby Cheetah.

>>10146474
Gross lol

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>>10158688
Soon my friend, soon. At least we both have great taste.

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>>10162914
Depends on whether or not the anthro in question is covered in fur or just has fur colored skin like in this picture for the later is much more acceptable then the former.

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>>10162914
I prefer 'pube fur'. Though I'm told it makes no sense.

>>10162914
fuck yes
ignore all the cucks who say otherwise

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>>10164554
Fish anthros would probably get a kick out of tending to lonely mariners

>>10164428
You bring up good points and then there is the fact that if humans don't even exist in anthros world then how would they even know about them to be sexually attracted to them. All anthro are pretty much based off of animals that exist or mythical creatures based on different animals. Meanwhile humans don't exist in this anthro world and for them to be a mythical creature in it there would have to be some inspiration from something real in that world.
>>10165334
Maybe though one thing you need to remember is that most anthro settings either have only mammals as anthros or go farther and have only vertebrate as anthros. Anything that isn't mammalian, reptilian, amphibian, or avian probably won't exist as an anthro in that world. Also anthro insects and those related tend to have their own settings independent of the other anthros.

>>10165334
Huh, first time I saw a non shark or whale based good looking aquatic anthro

>nice

>>10165499
Most anthros settings are shit

>>10165552
this

>>10165499
I guess I was assuming this anthro world had humans too.

>>10165793
Oh well if that's the case then probably anthros would fetishize about humans in the same way >>10164554 mentions. I was thinking how in most anthro settings I've seen on furry sites either humans don't exist in them or they never bring humans up. Reasons for this could vary.

>>10165552
>>10165792
How so, I can see in a way where a lot of them are just modern civilization settings that replace humans with anthros and might as well just be worlds with human characters cause the animal traits of the anthros are never really brought up, this can be made even weirder when the anthros come in various unnatural colours and it is not because they dyed their fur. Of course one has to keep in mind that these aren't really well developed because they are just stories, comics, or even pictures where not much thought is put into the background setting and a lot of the focus is on the characters.

>>10161756
I think it has a little to do with the growing popularity of the board, and the exodus form /d/. On another note, I'm tired of literally all of them being straight up sex now. I miss the ones that were just masturbation rather than ending in "KNOCK ME UP" every fucking time.

>>10166052
>On another note, I'm tired of literally all of them being straight up sex now. I miss the ones that were just masturbation rather than ending in "KNOCK ME UP" every fucking time.
I'll keep that in mind, because you're right.

It had to do with some massive tone changes that occurred on the discord.

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>>10129628
The alternate universe Lulu story is such a fucking tone shift from the original it's actually painful. If you're just going to go from 'it's a crapsack life but she makes it worth it' to 'fug my daughteru :DDDD' you could at least have the decency of making it its own thing entirely instead of riding off of the original writer's wave.

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>>10162914
can't say I'm a fan

>>10165499
>for them to be a mythical creature in it there would have to be some inspiration from something real in that world.
Take every kind of anthro that exists in that world, now make a composite creature using only the features they have in common. There you go you just made an approximate human.

>>10129628
https://discord.gg/KjjBdzb
Post all of your weirder shit here please

>>10168459
It expired for me

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>>10129628
What would life be if you have a yinglet wife?

>>10169653
annoying

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I want to give her a bath, /trash/

>>10167405
Calm down, man
He was perfectly apologetic, not to mention translucent about the fact that it was just a simple fap-specific spin-off tidbit. (Even the author was fine with it)

>>10168439
That would only work if the anthros in question were of the pretty much human in appearance with the plantigrade legs and they just so happen to make it based off apes given they would exist in an anthro world. Must harder in a world where the anthros are more bestial like with Zootopia or Sing.

>>10166015
You just said what the problem is.
Most anthro settings are the bare minimum required to qualify as a setting and to give the characters an excuse to fuck.
If the setting is an afterthought then you shouldn't be surprised when the setting is shit.

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Would you an anthropomorphic bacteriophage?

>>10171726
I swear to god as a kid I thought Jimmy Neutron just made up those bacteria designs until I looked it up one day I saw that that is exactly what they look like.

Blew my fucking mind.

>>10151197
hell hound

>>10171759
>bacteria
A bacteriophage is not a bacteria, it's actually a virus that specifically infects bacteria. And yes, it does look exactly like a freaky space probe.

~the more you know~

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>>10170635
Eh, in Zootopia most of them are still some flavor of plantigrade, just a lot of them have very short legs compared to their bodies as part of the art style.

It'd be weird for human style legs to appear in fiction in a scenario where everyone only has digitigrade legs though. Glyphic forms would likely look the same in all cases, since when you reduce each limb to a stick it's all going to look the same.

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Goats are underrated

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Why are mammals the most popular?

>>10173331
Because humans are mammals, so they tend to feel more of an automatic familiarity with them.

>>10173331
Purely by basis of exposure.

The average person is exposed far more often to dogs and cats (the two most plentiful furry categories) than to any kind of reptile and people have a weird aversion to reptiles (possibly due to an ingrained sense of snakes, spiders, and bugs being venemous and dragons being dangerous in general).

>>10173475
Agreed. Also notice how the less of the anthro you see the farther away it is from human relation. Since after mammals are avians, reptiles, and amphibians which are all related are all on the same relation to mammals.

>There is said to be a creature that has a body like us, but lacking
>It has no scales, it has no hair
>It's nails are small, and limbs are weak
>The males have their smooth, featureless genitals between their legs, without a sheath to protect it
>Some say that they are golems crafted of limestone, clay, and obsidian
>Others say that they are spirits that never found their womb, so they were forced to take this unfinished shape
>They longed to be finished
>These things pick up scraps of hair and put them on their heads in the hope that they may be complete, but it isn't enough
>So they make deals
>"Your hair is fluffy. Give it to me and I shall lead you to water
>"That is a lovely beak. I know of gold in the earth; I shall lead you there if you give me your beak."
>"Your love's eyes shall focus on you, if your eyes are given to me."
>They will give you your heart's desire for pieces of your body
>As your desire increases, their requests become worse
>They always keep their side of the bargain, no matter how big or small
>It was believed that the third queen of the dogs made a deal with a human in return for the bodies of her children
>But there are two rules when making a deal
>One, you never go back on your word
>They will chase you to the ends of the earth until they take what is rightfully theirs
>They are slow, but they have little need for rest
>Desert, mountain or forest, they are always there, and their gait never stops
>And two, do not ask for them to give you a lover
>You may find that he knows just what to say, and just how to please you,
>But you may find that your new love's fur is oddly similar to your old fur

>Okay, you understand what a human is now
>Now you just need to get your head around why the fuck there are porn sites that center around something as disturbing as a human!
>Freaky dangling dingalings...

Decided to write up lore for a mythological human. Of course it isn't entirely accurate, but fantastic creatures require fantastical tales.

>>10172409
I guess, though if you don't want a shit setting like >>10166015 and >>10170737 mentioned then if humans don't exist in your setting then you have to explain how anthros came up with them in the setting (an example would be that one webcomic where it turns out humans are an ancient race that existed before anthros who evolved from other animals and their runes was what lead to the myths of them).

>>10173761
Now THAT is some great lore, dude.

>>10164554
>Apparently we smell quite a bit compared to other animals, which can interest musk fetishists.

Surprised someone remembered that information I posted that a few hmofa threads ago since no one responded to it or seem to reference it again many threads later. Bringing that up would anthros have apocrine sweat glands like humans on their genitals and armpits or would they lack them. If not would they have the scent glands of their base animal in there respective places instead? Will anyone intrigue this question or will it be ignored like the others

>>10174334
Probably same as regular animal.

>>10174334
Most other mammals completely lack eccrine sweat glands only having apocrine sweat glands.
Horses for example have apocrine sweat glands all over their bodies.

>>10173761
>Decided to write up lore for a mythological human. Of course it isn't entirely accurate, but fantastic creatures require fantastical tales.

Precisely!

Not to mention stuff like "they'll take your eyes" would add to humor in a scene when a human starts wondering what the fuck the anthropomorphic character is on about.

>>10173484

>be a child raised on TMNT, Mario Bros, Eureka's Castle, Pete's Dragon, Battle Toads, Land Before Time, and catching lizards and toads in my back yard
>become massive scalie fag in my adulthood

You may be on to something there.

Wonder how many human based SCP's they would have

>>10174702
Humans are basically SCPs.

>stab them and they don't die (unless you hit a weak point for massive damage)
>shoot them and they don't (always) die
>can lose half their blood and won't die
>can run 100 miles to chase down prey (marathon exhaustion hunting)
>emit industrial solvents as part of their waste processes
>can dissolve just about anything in an internal acid-sack
>consume toxic substances for desert (how many foods can humans eat that are toxic to animals)
>drink powerful solvents for fun, vomit, and keep drinking them anyway
>worship eldtrich beings capable of violating physics (gods and miracles) without ever actually confirming the existence of said beings
>created anime

I'm pretty sure that aliens don't visit us because we're fucking terrifying.

>>10174682
>You may be on to something there.
Eh. I was raised on all those as well and I don't care for scales at all.

>>10175191
Half of those things apply to most animals

>>10175259
And some of those things are down better than humans by several other species. We can't even see in the dark.

If the human fandom was relatively new and in the same vein as furries are to us - who do you think would be the bigger stereotypical fan: Fur based mamals who want to be furless or reptillian/aquatic who already share somewhat that defining trait

>>10175449
Fur based mammals who want to be furless. It is always the extremist weirdos that people look. A sapient reptile could have any number of views. Some might like humans, others might consider the human fandom absolute trash. Those crazies who shave themselves to resemble humans are definitely part of the human fandom though.

>>10174499
Thought horses and other such hooved mammals had apocrine sweat glands but in certain parts of their body not covering the entire thing. Eccrine sweat glands are unique for they aren't as smelly as apocrine sweat glands and are more for cooling off the body rather than creating smell. Have to look the hoofed mammal thing up for more details.

>>10175290
Yet they figure out ways to outdo everything you can do naturally. It's the equivalent of a faceless demon that can see and hear you just fine. It's motives are inscrutable and unknowable, in service to some higher goal that you can only begin to precieve the tiniest outline of. What nightmarish bargains did the twisted parodies of your kind they use as servants strike to ensure their own survival? They kidnap and mark at random for no reason, they purge without consuming, they are numberless, ephemeral, and will kill you if you break their invisible rules by which they judge all.

>>10175621
Wikipedia at least specifically fingers out horse as having the most wide spread covering of apocrine glands.

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>>10175550
Thing is shaved furries are kind of a thing in the furry community. Also a lot of them seem to have human skin underneath their fur for some reason. Wonder why that is.

>>10173723
A corollary: I love Sharkgirl anthros, but I'm entirely aware that I barely prefer the far more humanized/mammalian types. The ones with human hair on their head, mostly human body type, the more doglike snout and the ridiculous fin "ears", those are what I like, mostly because they look like a mammalian girl with some body mods.

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What about hybrids?

>>10174682
That's how most people become furries. By watching cartoons with talking animals in them. Also helps when the talking animals have a humanoid figure and well defined breasts *cough*Lola Bunny*cough*.
>>10175191
Like >>10175259 mentions a lot of them can apply to other animals especially the internal acid sack. Don't most mammals if not all have a stomach with some kind of acid in it capable of digesting almost anything.

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>>10175789
Reminds me of that anthros shaving their pussy for their human mates we were talking about last week. Think the reason it was brought up was because it would make performing cunnilus easier without accidently swallowing hair all the time but bringing that up one of the things I did notice was that almost every one of those pictures the vagina area always looked really human.

>>10175876
Humans have a ridiculously wide range of things that they can eat and digest. Chocolate's a great example that kills dogs and cats but humans make into milkshakes. We can also find food just about anywhere too whereas most animals have particular niches and fairly small ranges of things they find palatable.

I think the scariest part might be that we have no niche; we have no place in the ecosystem since we figured out how to game the system and live anywhere.

>>10140436
Plague might as well start drawing porn again if he's gonna make shit like this

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>>10175992
Thinking about it I guess this just proves that a lot of anthros in the furry community are basically just humans given animal traits unless the skin is suppose to look like that underneath an animal.

>>10175290
Our main standouts are ludicrous endurance with a little training (canids can compete for a while, but lose out overall) and the ability to process alcohol extremely well. IIRC we're pretty resistant to toxins in general compared to predatory species which isn't too surprising since your liver and digestive system is going to need to cope with a lot more shit as an omnivore/scavenger/hunter gatherer, but the alcohol thing is noteworthy.
We're pretty good at coping across a horrible range of temperatures as a side effect of the endurance thing, since being hairless means we can efficiently sweat and we don't rely on panting which is incompatible with the sort of breathing you need in the middle of exerting yourself, which is one of the things that catches dogs and wolves out.

We're also pretty long-lasting in the sack, which is partly down to being a social species that's relatively promiscuous, but there's probably a bunch of other factors in there too.

>>10176084
I imagine if you get a close enough shave it might look like that.
Maybe.

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Would anthros be able to wear lipstick or no?

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>>10176117
Interestingly enough there is one animal that is better at processing alcohol than the humans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen-tailed_treeshrew

>>10176221
Technically after primates those are the next animals that are closely related to us along with gliders. Afterwards comes rodents and lagomorphs then after that it gets a bit more complicated (that is right we are more closely related to bunnies then we are to cats and dogs which are more related to each other than us).

>>10176221
I guess because there's tons of fermenting nectar available in the tree that is a big part of their natural habitat.

Given that we might have the same metabolic pathway they use, I wonder how easy it would be to engineer their tolerance into the human genome.

>>10176357
>more closely related to bunnies than we are to cats and dogs
>humans go at it like rabbits
that would definitely be a recurring factoid used to assert that humans are totally dtf all the time in kind-of-sort-of-speciest threads on human fetish boards
when of course the secret in the heart of all species is that everyone is a massive pervert who's thirsty as fuck because why else would they be posting on the subject to start with

>>10176502
>humans are seen has easy lays do to "they;re always in heat" misunderstanding going around about human biology
>anthro woman also like how much humans compliment them on how their fur looks/feels
>also since humans really like the feeling of fur they're always down to pet or brush it
>human hands are also very good at petting and scratching through fur too

>>10176610
>nails designed to not actively rip apart chunks of fur
>glide just as easily over scales

>>10176132
If they have lips, yes. If not, they could try.

>>10176502
Of course anthro rabbits would probably be more closely related to humans than actual rabbits given their physique although in previous threads it was considered to complicated to biologically classify anthros into there own species and such given how they are a hybrid of a human and their base animal making classifying them near impossible with are current life classification system. Of course if someone can figure out where they would be classified then go for it.

>>10177335
You could just have them be the result of human gene splicing

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>>10150645
Really like this artist, he/she seems to do good designs for their character.

>>10177335
Wouldn't it just be the current system all of the way to humans, then X-anthro in reverse order from human outwards? So anthro primates would be closest, then anthro marsupials, etc., until you got to around anthro anthropoids (heh), because anything past that would probably be kinda dumb. (I mean, anthropomorphic bacteria?)

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>>10171726
Oh boi

>>10176610
>rabbit posters complain about stereotyping of their species, but in that half-hearted, conflicted kind of way because they still want it to be true about humans
>"we're just more open as a culture about sexuality than non-rabbits"

reminds me of those hilarious studies where when they hooked women up to fake lie detectors before getting them to fill out psych questionnaires on sexuality and sex drive and suddenly their underlying horniness jumped to match men. turns out being kinky libidinous freaks is something that unites us all, and the stereotypes just reflect differing kinds of societal repression of our inner perverts.

>>10175207
Never reply to me again

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>>10177411
The person who owns that character just commissions artists to do her for them. Overall I like her punk design for some reason. Surprised no one has made a punk girlfriend greentext story in this thread yet.

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>>10177484
Agreed though I am surprised you didn't post the best picture of her. Need to get more edgy GFs out before thread dies.

>>10177455
>anthropoids
arthropods, freaking autocorrect.

>>10177455
Fair point, no one has ever brought that up in the previous discussion about this and it would solve the problem of whether anthros can breed with each other and humans or not in that case. Though I guess that have to do with from how animalistic to how human the anthro is although with that brought up since humans have their very own genus which is Homo listed in link below then anthros could be of the same genus but different species rather than making them all sub-species of humans. With that taken care of then we can easily implement what you just mentioned. Can't believe none of us had thought about that when trying to think about how to classify anthros scientifically. If there are any disagreements with this theory please bring them up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo

>>10177385
You also bring up a good point for a sci-fi setting. I'll have to look up how hybrid or chimera animals a classified in real life.

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>>10177521
And here is the naked version of that picture to show off her tattoos and piercings more.

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>>10177817
Might as well do the same since I have a bottomless version of >>10177484.

>>10177483
I didn't say they were BAD but whatever.

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Ended up making a thing for you, /HMoFA/

>>10173761
Really loving this!

>>10178494
Don't get me wrong i like it but is that a wolf or a fox?

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>>10178786
(I have no idea. It just happened)

>>10178786
A folf

>>10177484
Isn't the "Guide to Cross-Species Romance" one kinda punk themed?

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>>10177817
>>10177829
This punk reminds me of this other punk girl I found while searching shaved female anthros. Tattoo design is much more elaborate and have her body is shaved compared to this girl where only her tattooed areas are shaved.

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>>10154818
I get that reference.

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Can your vertebrate waifur do this?

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>>10179259
Here is a back view of this punk rat. Goes well with the edgy theme of this thread.

>>10179278
And its fantastic that its still up for free on Youtube

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>>10176502
Where did the stereotype of rabbits fucking all the time come from?

>>10179956
There huge litters and the fact that like lots of rodents rabbits breed like crazy.

>>10180004
Actually, rabbits are not rodents, they are Leporidae.

>>10180122
They were once rodents before being moved to Lagomorphs just like how skunks were once mustelids before being moved to mephitids. Wonder why biologists decide to move some animals into entirely different groupings while keeping others which vary just as much in the same grouping.

>>10180214
Mostly due to science and tech getting better and allowing for more thorough testing and discoveries into various fields. Scientists used to think there were no female spotted hyenas until they did further studies and found out just how weird they are.

>>10180276
Makes sense though this only goes to show are classification system of animals isn't perfect and that we will probably change so much so that what we know now may change drastically in the future.

Gonna make a new thread in the morning

Good night~

The thread is almost reaching it's limit yet not one Edgy girlfriend greentext story I see. So much for the theme. Speaking of themes Canada Day is coming up soon so maybe that should be the next theme.

>>10182411
This is like the third time I've seen something like this said. /hmofa/ doesn't really follow thread 'themes' or editions. We have maybe three active writefags, two of whom are most definitely just doing their own thing, and no drawfags. Editions are generally just naming conventions rather than anything that dictates the content of the thread.

>>10182523
I'll see if I can start drawing more for these threads.

>>10182325
This thread is most definitely not going to last until morning.

>>10182734
I know

Just wait some minutes and i will make other

>>10182411
>have anthro shark-wolf-hybrid-thing gf
>she's edgy as fuck
>also a co-worker at the wal-mart supercenter
>the other day, she tells me via text to come over to the clothing section
>she had a "secret ;)" she wanted to show me
>I go there, but I don't see her
>an arm grabs my legs, and I nearly fall over
>turns out she was hiding in the round pants rack
>she drags me inside with her
>the space is cramped with just the two of us
>fortunately, hardly anyone comes here, so we haven't been seen yet
>"Wanna see my secret Anon?" she asked
>not with bedroom eyes, but the up-to-no-good eyes
>I sigh, "Fine. Make it quick."
>she pulls out from behind her, one of the new store phones
>because of issues in the past, they had installed a special qwerty keypad for intercom announcements
>it can tell if you type in bad words, and it will not allow the text to speech intercom message to be played
>she begins typing something into the keyboard
>she starts snickering as she pushes one key on the keyboard repeatedly
>soon enough, the intercom rings
>"Attention Wal-Mart customers. The food stamp system is down. All knee grows must leave the store immediately. Double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you double-you. Gas the jews heil Hitler asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk."
>the omnipresent female computerized voice echos through every speaker in the store
>the text to speech message played for a while since there was no way to override it or cancel it
>thanks Bill Gates
>this continues for about a month
>she never gets caught
>she got bored of it actually, and moved on
>now, the electronics department has turned into a 24 hour stream for Death Grips

>>10182834
>>10182834
>>10182834

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