/sug/ - Steven Universe General
And nothing of value was lost Edition
Last Thread: >>10108737
[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!p10X0I5Z
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0501i
Marebucks: Starting https://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4w9p0
[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
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[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
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>Archived threads
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>>10112267
Jasper is best gem
>>10112267
you guys are nice
>>10112267
How was your day?
>>10112282
>jasper is aids gem
FTFY
Smugidot
would you guys be fine if i didn't post as much
>>10112254
THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BAIT I HAVE SEEN IN WEEKS.
A BROKEN CLOKC IS RIGJT TWICE A DAY!!!!
>>10112306
No.
posting the larger size of this doodle for anon
>>10112313
jasperfag forgot how the capslock works again
>>10112306
Probably not
>>10112300
Bad. Im still alive
>>10112300
good
i played vidya all day
>>10112196
Yeah, doing something like Amy introducing her to food, and her slowly getting a little fatter in each subsequent episode she's in while no one really brings attention to it would be the best route.
i disappointed nobody took notice of my gemsonas
>>10112281
N U T
Oh, to spoil our eyes and ears to this raw passion.
Reminder that this is how Yellow handles your waifu's body when no one's looking on Homeworld.
Now imagine what she does to her every night.
>>10112267
Summer time lads, show me the bikinis
>>10112321
Thanks Galaxy.
I love how you didn't put dots on all the swimsuit so we can see her belly
>>10112288
>Zuke being fired was never backed up
It happened. Is that not enough evidence?
>>10112327
>>10112318
ok here is 1 (one) peridoodle enjoy it
>>10112325
How did you KNOW?
>>10112321
look at her, look at that cutie
>>10112321
would smash lovingly for hours
>>10112360
Sorry mate, it's winter here
>>10112348
Which ones?
>>10112370
its nice.
continue posting
>>10112370
Enjoying...
>>10112254
>unironically saying Zuke's private blog was fake
>unironically calling the Make a Wish kid a liar when she posted drawings from a bunch of crew members on the internet as proof that she got to spend time with them
anti-jasperfags are more retarded than jasperfags
>>10112332
Iktf anon. I usually ask for death before I go to bed every night
I hope you'll be okay
>>10112337
Nice, which games?
>>10112380
G'day.
>>10112370
Okay that's cool
>>10112415
CS:GO, skyrim and PUBG
i normally play more but i didnt
>>10112344
>while no one really brings attention to it
I know it would be like that, but I'd love if someone tease about her new figure
>>10112400
>WHAT IS BAD BAIT
>>10112381
The real shitty ones.
>>10112360
gotcha senpai
>>10112368
She is still employed in an art position at CN Studios Burbank. Use your common sense.
>>10112378
is there any drawfag willing to draw anon x zircon fucking passionately
please
why do people still think it's interesting to talk about the fallen one
>>10112400
----> >>10112438
Seriously, Jasperfags are way too retarded for their own good.
>>10112360
i wish i had a bloople bikini
>>10112468
its jasperfags samefagging again
>>10112468
by that i mean zuke i don't know why i immediately called her "the fallen one" like that
>>10112451
proofs?
>>10112427
Fun. I've never played PUBG but I've watched streams and it looks like a lot of fun
Fat Lapis should not exist.
Music Anon here. Done with the Rutile theme!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCnnUszcFd
It's not my best, but it was a fun concept. Hope you guys like it.
>>10112451
That doesn't mean she wasn't fired and doesn't disprove the legitimacy of the private blog retard. Her getting fired was a theory based on on her post talking about her leaving the show because Rebecca abused her her stupid ship got uprooted and destroyed
>>10112468
>fallen
>>10112454
Seconding this.
With a some chubby Zircon
>>10112549
Where is that top right Steven from?
>>10112446
>no cow tits
Disgust
>>10112549
Protect him.
>>10112468
Because I paid for this
>>10112313
alright, i've been away for a while. I understand some cancer kid went to CN, got some inside info, and spoiled some future events? What happened? Some black guy sucks?
>>10112493
yeah, a friend bought it for me so we could play it
its really fun
>>10112549
wow, steven is the only gem that is constantly drawn like shit no matter which boarder
i guess it fits him though, seeing how he is the worst
>>10112593
I hope you was gentle and sucked his dick for that
>>10112575
Rocknaldo
>>10112581
She's flat as fuck now, she'll need a lot of effort to get some tits there.
>>10112515
again, use your common sense. If she was fired from CN studios, she would not be able to find work so easily at the exact same studio.
I was one of the people who read her blog. Obviously she left SU partly because of dissatisfaction with her boss and the show. Yet she still works at CN studios, so a request to simply transfer to a different show, perhaps a newer show that needed to fill in art positions is the more believable end result for Zuke.
>>10112621
That's what I thought, I still haven't seen that episode.
>>10112616
PUBG is a full priced game, that deserves a swallow at least
>>10112616
um, no, but we did have fun on it though
Just learned from her twitter that Maya/rnn is Japanese.
>>10112640
hes kind of far away
Fuck it. I'm posting my shit gemsonas again
Gems should binge watch netflix shows
>>10112658
gems should play oblivion
>>10112656
>>10112638
11 minutes. You can do it, I believe.
>>10112653
well send him nudes then
>>10112584
Not him, but I thought that you bought last year's SDCC zine.
>>10112629
We already know she's working on the Ben 10 reboot.
>>10112667
what the fuck you stole my idea i never posted or told anyone about
>>10112584
Zuke lol
>>10112451
Her Facebook page doesn't even say she is working at CN anymore, and she is resorting to using Lapidirtfags on Tumblr to give her a place to live and free money to roleplay with them on Patreon
Puke is a loser NEET who either quit or got fired from her job over SHIPPING and you are a RETARD
>>10112687
Thas wha happon!
>>10112703
gold medal for the mental gymnastics. You have my respect.
>>10112671
but im not comfortable with my body
hello
>>10112727
GUYS
>>10112586
Vox is a nigger and Axolotl is our SAVIOUR
>>10112664
HAVE YOU HERD OF THE HIGH ELVES
>>10112726
then write him some smut, if you like to write
>>10112727
Blatantly fake, but it looks pretty good.
>>10112682
>We already know she's working on the Ben 10 reboot.
Have she appeared on the credits yet?
>>10112754
i cant write either
i cant do much
>>10112686
>>10112667
>>10112656
why not try to make good ones?
>>10112351
It would truly be the highlight of the show.
>>10112727
ah, the portugal artist. really neat stuff from him
>>10112784
I feel reassured I could get into other fandoms because OW has some pretty cool characters and a kind of familiar fandom. All I have to do is try, always good to have a backup.
imagine peridot
>>10112625
We needs some fucking tits HERE
>>10112727
Confirmed fake before. Someone designed SU backgrounds of some Portugese places as an assignment
https://itshaps.tumblr.com/post/161823470580/this-semester-i-assigned-myself-to-draw-portugal
>>10112764
Self-denigration is fine (and humbling) to a point, but it tips into self-pity pretty fast, and can sound like neediness. Realistically, it is statistically highly improbable that you can't do anything.
How many times how you thought about killing yourself this week?
>>10112855
Kill yourself
>>10112725
Says the guy who doesn't even have have proof that she still works at CN, if she did why would she have to move and start having to use patreon for extra money? If she is still working at CN my bet is that she got demoted and switched to a lower position on a shittier show
>>10112855
Not about killing myself but about dieing accidently a bunch
>>10112855
because of my husband, 0
before I met him, plenty
>>10112847
i know, its just for the past few years ive been in a sort of depressive slump, but i try to just keep it to myself and power through on my own
>>10112832
You're asking the wrong gem
>>10112868
Which is more embarrassing, working on new Ben 10 or nuPPG?
How to search 18+ stuff on tumblr?
>>10112895
working on SU
>>10112899
kys grace/lauren
would steven be a space marine?
>>10112855
From monday to fridays evening and sunday evening.
At least 6 times
>>10112433
It would be great if they had an episode down the line about Steven trying to convince her to lose weight, while Peridot and Amy tease her for getting so chubby.
>>10112880
You should post nudes, because we're all desperate and prone to salivating over any exposed female flesh, which is a cheap way to garner some self-assurance.
>>10112584
Thats hilarious
Not the story but the fact you actually paid for this
>>10112926
What's your malfunction?
>>10112931
im not a female
>>10112929
Nah, you know they'd just have her hate herself for her body and everyone would just give her a self-confidence handjob and tell her how she's beautiful no matter what.
>>10112943
You could always try to pretend
>>10112832
no bully, you'll make her feel self-conscious
>>10112943
My point stands, because there are plenty of dick-likers here as well
>>10112953
imagination is helpful
>>10112868
she had to a move to a place that's still close to her workplace, at CN Burbank. Nothing's changed about that.
Working at a lower position than storyboarding is a possibility I suppose. Guess we'll have to see whenever her name pops up in Ben 10.
>>10112912
Steven would join The Greater Good.
>>10112832
all right
>>10112978
steven is pure of heart and strong of will, he would be a fine ultramarine
>>10112897
oh, there was a recent change implemented a few days ago. You need to make an account now to view nsfw stuff. Might have to look at your settings to explicitly show nsfw images.
>>10112910
Grace works on su comics tho
>>10112992
>>10112978
wrong, steven would submit to the will of the universe and join the blood god khorne
>>10112978
Steven would be Tau all the way, but Pearl would be Eldar, Amethyst would be Slaanesh Chaos, and Garnet would be Iron Hands. Peridot would field all Mechanicum, Lapis would field Dark Eldar. Jasper would run Orks
>>10112929
Before the episode she's seen even fatter than Amethyst, so she can lose some weight and get to her chubby sweet spot
>>10112943
We are all female anon
No guys are here, you can stop pretending
>>10113021
yes
>>10112992
Wrong, he would be a Lamenters Marine.
The question is, would he become a Primaris?
>>10113016
steven isnt dumb, hed quickly learn that the tau are slaves to the etherals and the greater good is a lie
>>10112964
FLAT AS A BOARD
>>10112992
>>10113014
>>10113016
>>10113054
>>10113056
You're all wrong, Steven would join the Salamanders.
>>10113056
That's a shit retcon, and doesn't explain why tau who aren't around ethereals still fight for the greater good
>>10113016
great now you got the image of onion as a khore berserker with the decapitated heads of townies on his armor
>>10113036
Peridot looks like a boy I used to know.
>>10112667
fanart of agrwaafcdoi joining cg
>>10113114
Wow, you should have fucked him
So what would actually work as a Garnet arc? I always see people say something about leadership, but how would they actually have it happen? It doesn't seem like something they could just pull out of their ass.
Holly Blue Agate dressed as a fem Commissar when?
>>10113124
Now i'm picturing agrwaafcdoi having a Plank role for the CGs, like Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are fighting some corrupt gem and then it poofs and they look over and go "Whew! thanks, agrwaafcdoi! You saved the day!"
>>10113127
He was a complete fuckboi.
>>10113093
because they still believe the lie that the ethereals told them, they just dont like the ethereals anymore
>>10113189
Well, none of this matters because Guilliman is going to run a train on all of them, now. The primus marines will wipe their taints with severed tau heads.
>>10113078
RUDE
>>10113146
non meme drawing of E and YD laughing over a cup of tea when?
>>10113221
Cute
>>10113045
ok maybe
>>10112855
Every day, multiple times a day
I would've done it a couple months ago but the security guards scared me off of the roof
>>10113252
Steven seems disappointed.
>>10113221
I'm kinda liking these two now. I wish we had seen Navy on HW, Eyeball is annoying.
>>10113078
Don't be like that anon, she could hear you
I just started fapping send me things to fap to
>>10113219
will gulliman try and revive the emperor? that seems like an actual possibility now
oh the magic of developing plots
>>10113175
Then you should have fuck his boypussy
>>10113291
>>10113285
She's trying her best, she's doing anything she can.
>>10113291
https://e-hentai.org/g/1028223/2fee17f8ad/
>>10113291
>>10113142
They've pulled dumber shit out of their ass.
>>10113301
>>10113175
Boys don't have pussies.
>>10113293
Oh boy you just opened a can of worms, okay here we go, here's my theory
>the various 'shades' of Magnus indicate that Magnus shattered himself when he determined that he was destined to fall to chaos
>Janus was made from trying to recreate Magnus via one of his shades, and it might of worked if Jaghatai hadnt broken the machines
>Magnus will be revived by using one of those shades, and will sit on the golden throne as he was made to do
>The emperor will finally be allowed to die, and, being a perpetual, will be revived after a time
>The emperor will begin a new great crusade to close the eye of terror
Okay, I greatly expanded on the gem 3.5 DnD Rules and added a bunch of minor tweaks here and there to the rules. Let me know if you want other gems added, but fusion gems are going to rely on the idea that monogem versions exist
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/162265344529/added-some-content-and-fixes-to-the-gem
>>10113344
That's right, they have boypussies
Is Galaxy still here?
>>10112950
Maybe it's for the best, she would feel comfortable with getting even fatter.
>>10113019
Before she later falls off the wagon and starts stress eating again of course.
>>10113315
She just need some water weight
>>10113375
Again, boy's don't have pussies or "boypussies" as you call them. If you are referring to the sphincter/rectum then refer to it as an "anus" or "asshole" or "bootyhole". Never boypussy.
>>10113375
and they are fucking hot, although some boys DO have pussies, and they are also fucking hot. A twinkie trans guy taking a big fucking cock up his pussy is a foolproof way to get me rock hard
>>10113361
but wouldnt he loose all his memories and stuff? and wouldnt the inquisition kill anyone who claims to be the emperor?
my guess is that Russ will comeback from the eye of terror with that fruit of life thing of his that he was looking for
>>10113291
>>10113376
Why?
>>10113400
>cuntboys
Why don't you go for a girl instead?
>>10113381
is she getting oral or dry-heaving
>>10112380
How is my volume?
>>10113402
Oh make no mistake the Primarchs are coming back, but no I don't mean he would be reincarnated, I mean his corpse would be revivified, like other Perpetuals
>>10113363
(1/3)
>>10113378
That's going to be a problem if she tries to fly
>>10113291
>>10113422
(2/3)
>>10113409
What are you, gay?
>>10113361
Magnus did nothing wrong.
>>10113407
I finally finished the Semi-lewd Zircon and I wanted them to see it.
>>10113436
(3/3)
that's all folks
>>10113409
Because I'm pansexual, and can enjoy men, women, trans men, and trans women, as well as anyone inbetween. The video of James Darling and Bailey Jay fucking is incredibly hot
>>10113394
All right, I'll just call them asspussy
>>10113448
post it anyways
>>10113381
>>10113415
I don't regret googling this now!
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/cocoachicken/162073972870
>>10113315
>Lapis raises her hands to catch the ball
>Hits and gets stuck in her fat rolls instead
>Tackles you before you hit home
>>10113450
>>10113436
>>10113422
pretty fuckin cool
>>10113475
Well, alright then. Here is my first ever attempt at a Slightly erotic gem drawing. It turned out better than I thought it was going to I guess.
>>10112287
You're nice too
>>10113480
>Requires a login
This is why others laugh, sneer, and hate us.
>>10113418
i feel like magnus would be the first one to come back, since he didnt join chaos willingly, just got fucked over by tzeentch and didnt really have any other option
>>10112879
I'm glad you went through such a big improvement in your life.
>>10113535
wow thanks
>>10113560
Sorry, i'll post backwards from when that anon posted.
>>10113584
and that's it.
>>10113584
>>10113595
Thank you.
>>10113572
We tell each other every day in no uncertain terms just how much we mean to each other. We'll be in the car and I'll be all "I really appreciate how honest you are with me. You know I wasn't socialized well as a child, and am really bad with manipulative people. I appreciate that you always tell me the absolute truth, about everything" and he'll say "I appreciate how you always make an effort to understand and perceive the perspectives of other people, that's really good of you"
>>10113432
please more
>>10113624
This one doesn't pertain to the comic.
>>10113638
Well anon, with your very presence in this thread I must say it entertains me in this bleak and weary world.
That goes for all of /sug/, even the annoying anons.
>>10113638
>I really appreciate how honest you are with me. You know I wasn't socialized well as a child, and am really bad with manipulative people.
That touched home way harder than I expected. Thanks for making the thought of founding someone like that so fathomable, it made my day.
>>10113491
now i need art of this
Crap /sug/ I can't hear out of my left ear and I have work in the morning. I don't want to take a sickie but tomorrow is probably the day to do it since I haven't been assigned to a project yet
>>10113659
Why?
>>10113733
Search polyamory groups. Poly people had to come to the conclusion that they were polyamorous, and are therefore more likely to be more mature, emotionally. It's not a guarantee, but it's a good start. (my husband and I have dated multiple shitty poly people, is all i'm saying)
>>10113750
I like gems covered in cum
>>10113422
>>10113436
>>10113450
Some of this is cool, but other things are still a bit wonky in my honest opinion. The only things that we have seen for gems getting sick is corruption and gems do not have a system for poison to travel through only food poisoning has been shown, and the way you have "Cannot heal lethal damage" and the "Poof" ability make it so the gem would remain at 0 hp or fewer even after being reformed. I would rephrase it to "damage done to a gem's gem cannot heal naturally" so they would need to use healing/repair spells on their actual gem and lethal damage done to the gems body would cause them to poof and need to rest in their gem for a set amount of time to recover hp. Other than that, everything else looks alright.
>>10113761
>Search polyamory groups.
Opinion discarded
>>10113818
That's your prerogative. What's your problem with polyamory?
>>10113423
At least she can look like a cute fat bumblebee, before she crashes to the ground.
>>10113830
It makes every feeling meaningless because you're just using people to fulfill your needs, also the whole point of a relationship is to better yourself and your loved one. You can't do that on a "open relationship".
>>10113830
Aside from being a meme, everything else
>>10113803
I guess we should assume they can heal naturally, but we have seen amethyst get sick/poisoned from eating extremely expired food.
You're right that the poofing thing is unbalanced, but my main issue I think is that peridot should have a +1 level adjustment since her ferrokinesis is kind of OP
>>10113855
"using people to fulfill your needs"? How can three people in a happy and loving relationship be using each other? Polyamory isn't the same as an open relationship, anyone we date has to be a part of both of our lives.
>>10113844
last panel should be a thumbs up
>>10113840
>Saying "no one will ever believe you" to someone that's dying.
>>10113864
I'm authentically confused. How is polyamory a meme?
>>10113874
If you had to pick one, who would you choose?
We need muscleshota Steven art
>>10113803
>Cannot heal lethal damage" and the "Poof" ability make it so the gem would remain at 0 hp or fewer even after being reformed. I would rephrase it to "damage done to a gem's gem cannot heal naturally" so they would need to use healing/repair spells on their actual gem and lethal damage done to the gems body would cause them to poof and need to rest in their gem for a set amount of time to recover hp.
This. Also I felt that >>10113866 had a point about that ferrokinesis.
Requests?
>>10113901
How can you choose between two people you love? I married my husband because he's been with me the longest, but we both simultaneously agreed that we might get divorced someday so that we can marry other people while still being together
>>10113844
That would be depressing to her
>>10113874
The thought of someone tagging along for some god forsaken reason into my relationship can't fit into my head. Glad you're happy, but I can't see it as something other than a fetish.
>>10113866
>I guess we should assume they can heal naturally, but we have seen amethyst get sick/poisoned from eating extremely expired food.
That's what I meant about the food poisoning I mentioned. That was a good catch with that peridot level adjustment. I can just see the shenanigans someone would pull if they had access to something like that early on.
>>10113937
Skinny jasper dildoing her asshole pls
>>10113937
Amethyst pranking Lapis.
>>10113937
Connie fucking her Rose's Room cloud clone
>>10113937
Jasper in a bikini eating some ice cream
>>10113906
We really don't.
>>10113959
honestly, the worst part is that Peridot is more powerful than Lapis right now. Either I need to pick a weaker spell for peridot (mage hand?) or a stronger one for lapis
>>10113956
See, I respect your perspective, but you misunderstand, I think, the inherent aspects of polyamory. It's not a third person hanging around like a third wheel, it's Another Partner, a third leg of your relationship. And everyone knows you need three legs minimum for proper stability.
>>10113949
>You die
>Your husband gets all the rights of your money and things, because you married him
>The other person gets nothing
You already chose one. I told you it was a meme.
>>10114011
You can't just call everything a meme, words have meaning
>>10113949
You invite jealousy into your household the more you act so foolishly greedy.
You must pick one, if you do not let go how will you ever find someone if either of them die? If you pick one, you recover faster. If you lose both, you will be devastated.
>>10113906
>>10113964
Pedo.
>>10113999
>And everyone knows you need three legs minimum for proper stability.
Try to stand up right now. Are you about to fall off?
>>10114024
So does "meme".
>>10113989
I think maybe either a customized spell made for Peridot that scales with the hit die of the Peridot, or a stronger one for Lapis may be a fit for this situation.
>>10113985
All right, chubby Steven then
>>10113937
Uncorrupted Centi and Sapphire, showing off their bikini bodies to Steven and Ruby.
Bonus if Centi accidentally slashes Sapphire's bikini off.
>>10114034
Pedo.
>>10114053
Pedo.
>>10114066
Pedo.
>>10114035
Actually, yes, humans are basically in a perpetual controlled fall. Bipedalism is a fluke of our simian ancestors' unique evolutionary needs, everything else in the animal kingdom either is on all fours, swims, or has wings.
>>10113949
Can't you just be friends with benefits with the other guy?
>>10113999
I guess even if I had feelings for another person while in a relationship, which I never had, I would stick to one. I want a family, trying to manage a love triangle would make it impossible for me to get what I want out of it. Still, it's interesting to me that you're happy. We all want different things I guess. Genuinely wish you the best.
>>10113949
>>10114011
Why not just sign a prenup before marrying?
>>10114087
This, I guess.
Good luck?
>>10114079
Not to mention the fact that we actually use our heels and toes as separate standing points, acting as four points. Just try standing only on your heels, or on just your big toes. It doesn't work because two points is inherently unstable.
>>10114101
Then who will get the rights if you die?
>>10114087
>>10114106
I appreciate the positive sentiment, thank you.
>>10114108
What about blade users?
>>10114126
Roller blades? The multiple wheels all act as stabilizing points. Stilt users have to keep walking or swaying at all times or fall over.
>>10114149
No, the disabled variant.
i love her so much
>>10114168
Fuck, misread that nvm.
>>10114038
Okay, looking over Telekinesis again it's not especially powerful really. It will work great for lapis however, it might help to put much bigger weight limit on peridot or give her a higher charisma penalty to keep her from using it (-4 means she can't even really use it unless she invests a lot in charisma, which doesn't make much sense with her penalty)
>>10114168
I genuinely have no idea what you mean. You mean crutches? You can't walk on two crutches, one crutch and one foot means three points, crutch, heel, toe. Three is the minimum for stability.
I just realised someone spent 770 US$ in that Lapiven comic
look I just want a pearl alright
>>10114192
I don't know who named them "Blades" but here.
>>10114174
Connie acting with the emotional and mental maturity of a 10-12 year old is honestly something I wish we had more of. It's annoying when steven does it becuase he's so goddamn dumb but with connie it might make her more palatable. The only time I really saw her act her age was in fusion cuisine
>>10114244
Theyre pretty great
>>10114248
the contact surface is a rectangle
>>10114244
take your pick
>>10114174
>>10114240
Pedo.
>>10114273
mochas cute
>>10114248
>>10114267
Yeah, seriously, a flat contact surface that is sufficiently broad acts as multiple points because of surface irregularity.
>>10114248
I find it fascinating that something so simple looking is probably the most effective prosthetic on the market and might be more effective than actual feet at least for running
>>10114267
I'm really just mucking around at this point.
Snakes.
>>10114292
matte lilac is my personal favorite
>>10114273
Matte Lavender top
>>10114273
Can I get a defective pearl that's "overcooked"
>>10114273
Yellow all the way
A bratty and smug slave that still will do anything for you
>>10114328
believe it or not their scales help them to grip to flat surfaces. that's how they climb big bark trees or walls
>>10112507
Nice, I love jazzy bass like that.
>>10114363
>>10114276
>says the pedophile
>>10114273
i know who i choose
>>10114375
Worms.
>>10114345
her hair style is particularly nice
>>10114252
i like that's she's mature for her age desu
>>10114252
No fuck off don't talk shit about Steven. Also Fusion Cuisine is shit, and she doesn't act like a 10 year old in there, she acts like a complete retard, you're underestimating 10 year olds if you think they're that dumb. The entire episode is a disaster and you should forget about it
>>10114419
their segments can contract or expand to grip on surfaces and they have little "feet"
>Finally completed the Symphony of Sorcery in 2.8.
God, I completely forgot how much I loved Fantasia when I first saw it.
>The World That Never Was is up next.
Oh shit, now we're getting serious.
>>10114471
Do you believe Jamie was in the wrong?
>>10114554
Yes, but his heart was in the right place.
Stevonnie goes to the zoo and becomes a breeder
>>10114554
Like Kevin, yes
>>10114582
>I'm out
I'll take the brown one is the correct answer
>>10114564
Do you believe Fluorite isn't threatening, yet disturbing?
>>10114590
What?
>>10114613
that's exactly what she is
>>10114613
Shes pure
>>10114618
what?
>>10114620
>>10114628
In the Sardonyx arc, do you believe the rest of the gems are in the wrong for ignoring Pearl, or Pearl is in the wrong for fusing with Garnet under false pretences?
>>10114663
pearl was wrong
>>10113422
>>10113436
>>10113450
Alternatively
>>10114663
Pearl is always wrong
No doubt
>>10114678
In the Cluster arc, is Peridot in the wrong foe badmouthing Rose Quartz, or is Garnet in the wrong for resorting to physicality almost immediately?
i think i'm just gonna have permanent slight hearing loss in my left ear from now on
>>10114706
both have partial and too personal opinions about rose. both were wrong
>>10114706
*for
HHEEEEEEEEEY STEVEN
>>10114681
>>10114688
>>10114688
>>10114698
>>10114707
>>10114716
>>10114724
that's for 4th edition. I'm doing 3.5
>>10114681
do you have a pdf version?
>>10114718
In the Malachite arc (oh boy) is Jasper or Lapis the more guilty?
>>10114734
I just watched this on TV because I saw it was on. I checked her Instagram out. Jesus I hate dumb cunts like her.
>>10114735
>>10114737
It's for 5th Edition.
>>10114744
we FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS EVERYTHREAD
>>10114738
Unfortunately, no.
>>10114750
My bad. I noticed that afterwards
people are still going to play 3.5 and pathfinder though until 5th ed has more supplements
>>10114754
Am I speaking to the same anon?
>>10114744
Both did shitty things, but in that particular instance Lapis was more in the wrong
>>10114734
Fucking amethystfags
>>10114744
being completely honest?
lapis. if she really wanted to help steven she could have been used her water powers to poof jasper. but she wanted to hurt someone and take revenge. and used steven as an excuse to do it
>>10114776
I thought we had all agreed on this. It's only the fucking retard Jojofag who keeps samefagging and arguing with everyone because they're a Lapishit fag
>>10114776
Ignore the above.
Do you believe in life after love?
>>10114782
Nothing wrong with taking revenge against someone who abused you, imprisoned you and sexually assaulted yet. it's a god-given right
>>10114793
since when am I the jojofag?
>>10114796
>>10114775
This is what I meant by above.
>>10114796
fuck u nigger
>>10114801
eat shit you dumb cunt. all you lapishit cunts are the same.
>>10114811
I hate lapis too. She's a fucking cunt, but her crime wasn't taking completely justified revenge, it was going out of her way to abuse everyone she hurt except the one person who deserved it
>>10114796
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
>>10114844
Now one final question.
Was this humorous?
Amethyst is cool.
>tfw just spend the whole evening playing Stardew Valley
>tfw I'll never live off my own farm in a quiet rural town
>>10114877
It was amusing, it started conversation at least
>>10114844
i feel like ive seen this image somewhere but i cant tell where from
Man male massagers get weirder and weirder.
>>10114796
>>10114782
this was my post. i really think lapis is worse. she acted out of spite
>>10114877
yes
>>10114889
https://www.farmersonly.com
>>10114889
Slab city is always a thing
>>10112658
lapidirts should binge eat rat poison
>>10114889
>This post pops up as soon as I was about to play it
Weird.
>>10114926
Oops, sorry.
>>10114908
Its from a kavamie artist
>>10114889
>I had just started a playthrough today
Well shit
>>10114970
its awful
>>10114919
Context?
>>10115000
I want to stick my dick in it.
>>10114989
Your opinion is awful
>>10114889
Funny, barring a grocery run and a dip in the pool that pretty much what I did today. Only replace Stardew Valley with Kingdom Hearts 2.8 and The Disney Afternoon Collection.
>>10114934
>tfw slab city isn't too far away
Neat
>>10114974
>>10114941
I got it on the Steam sale, it's fun but I feel like I'm way being what I'm expected to have done by the end of the first spring
>>10114931
I guess that's always a solution too
>>10115010
Not that
The thing about male massagers getting weirder
>>10115013
fag lover
>>10115032
It's a joke, because of the hole.
>>10115022
See just go there and hang out and maybe play fire bowling and fire jenga or even fire volleyball
I'm gayer than usual. weird
>>10114889
>lives on a farm
>outside of a quiet (shitty) rural town
>live with my asshole narcissist dad who treats me like shit constantly
>constant flies and mosquitos outside
>spiders in my bed
>never ending goddamn yard work
>road kill everywhere
>wildlife is no longer interesting
>nearest walmart and mcdonalds are 45 minutes away
>internet is shit
im a city gal and i want to fucking kill myself daily
>>10115035
I want to see you fight North Korea anon.
Just for a laugh.
>>10115115
i have the blessing of mike "electric fence" pence
the nork commie scum dosnt stand a chance
ded thread
>>10115035
You can't help what you love anon
>>10115217
a high voltage zap to the dick says you can
>>10115239
That sounds kinky
What's the most disturbing thing SU could show and get away with?
>>10114744
Did Jasper deserve to be fusion raped with the entirety of Lapis' wrath against homeworld and the crystal gems for months on end even though her biggest crime against Lapis was attempting to use her help to defeat who she thought was a common enemy? Did she also deserve to be left alone to drive herself further down a path of self destruction that was heavily influenced by her time as Malachite while Lapis got help and support from a whole group of people that allowed her to heal unlike Jasper?
Even if she does, and even if they both used each other for selfish reasons, I feel like Lapis was *more* in the wrong when it comes to Malachite, just because she held more power over Jasper and fusing with her to take revenge against others for trapping her in the mirror, which Jasper had nothing to do with, through a long period of torture was so unnecessary, while Jasper's goal was never to hurt Lapis and only to get revenge directly against the people who she thought wronged her. Lapis was also cut a lot of slack and got the way better end of the stick at the end of the day mostly because she didn't have a bunch of misconceptions about Steven being the person who took everything from her and ruined her life like Jasper does.
That made it a lot easier for Steven to help Lapis, even though her actions were just as selfish and more cruel than Jasper's were, while Jasper never had anything or anyone to fall back on for support and ended up falling into a pit of desperation and self loathing instead and eventually fusing with a corrupted gem.
>>10115264
>>10115264
Steven getting impaled on Pearl's 18 inch penis
>>10115264
They already get away with body horror constantly.
>>10115264
if spongebob can get away with the shit Aron springier puts out, then SU can get away with anything
>>10115295
And public nudity of a child.
>>10115321
And Pedophilia
>>10115279
You could say... that boy puts up with too much shit
>>10115313
cant wait for the "steven gets an infected splinter" episode
>>10115284
>>10115340
Is it pedophilia if you are close in age?
>>10115344
or the "kevin gets mindfucked to the point of suicide" episode
>>10115264
This
>>10115264
hard to say.
They already a frankengem made of semi-sapient corpse parts forced to perpetually rape each other for 4500 years, and a scene where a girl shapeshifts into her dead mother to taunt her emotionally torn-up stepdad because he won't netflix and chill with her when she gives him that look
Oh, and I forgot the scene where it was revealed the main character's doting godmother has hated him for years and desperately wants him to die so she can see her beloved again. Oh, not to mention the flashback where she actually tried to disembowel him with her bare hands before he was old enough to talk
Oh wait, did I forget the part where the same woman trained a young girl as a child soldier with orders to jump at the opportunity to commit suicide?
>>10115284
>>10115348
As someone with a childhood that left me with mental scars the size of the grand canyon, I still don't understand panic attacks. I'm damaged goods like crazy, but I ain't never been in a position to just go "AUGH OOH SCREAMY SCREAM PANT PANT" like... what the hell is going through a person's head in that circumstance? If I started doing that my inner voice would just cynically be like "dude, you are being such a weird stereotype right now. Why are you even doing this?"
>>10115408
wait, I almost forgot about the time a woman imprisoned and sexually assaulted her disabled sister who already was so mentally ill and disfigured she was reduced to a fucking animal
>>10115360
>if you're under 18, you won't be doin any tiiiime
>heeey hey, go on and play
>>10115431
When you have an anxiety attack you can't think straight. It'll feel like everything is rushing and the thoughts just keep coming and coming and you get more and more wound up, causing you to hyperventilate and worry even more.
>>10115431
Trauma effects people differently. I don't fully understand it either, but it doesn't seem like they even know the source of the anxiety.
>>10115431
I guess in my case I have no real control or rational thought when I get an attack, I can only watch myself. I can't stop hyperventilating for however long the attack is and it's the most miserable feeling
i like /his/
Can gems be made out of things that are a bit more organic in origin like Amber, Coprolite, coal and Kidney Stones?
>>10115466
>>10115512
Yeesh. I guess that's just another way in which i'm priveleged. I'm a white cisgendered male american who can pass as heterosexual, and I don't even have panic attacks from my trauma. If more people stopped to recognize their privelege, the world would be a much better place. Privelege Day should be a national holiday.
>>10115431
panic attacks are different for different people. For me my heart starts racing, I can't catch my breath and I feel so incredibly nauseous I have to chew on the inside of my mouth to keep from vomiting all over the place. There were too separate occasions where the anxiety hit me so hard I couldn't eat for days and had to be hospitalized
>>10115533
Did you forget pearl?
>>10115549
No I didn't. I just don't think homeworld would utilize fossilized tree sap or shit.
>>10115545
>>10115273
Jasper and Lapis both deserve to be raped for eternity
hello
I'm gonna make a pizza, recommend a custom one
Here's my take:
>stuffed crust, sea salt on the crust
>spicy and sweet barbecue sauce for sauce, maybe some kind of mango jalapeno sauce
>topped with maple brown sugar glazed spiral cut ham, nice and thick, with some crushed pineapple and a general sprinkling of pineapple juice
>drizzle sweet balsamic vinegar before serving
Thoughts?
>>10115681
Hello!
>>10115692
i just like pepperoni
>>10115692
>Pineapple on pizza
Most people would crucify you for that.
>>10115549
I haven't had one in awhile but the racing heart was always the worst part for me because it would just make me think something was wrong with my heart and cause the panic attack to get worse
It was so stessful
>>10112380
How's my volume
>>10115692
I just like plain cheese
Anything else is gross
>>10115738
I gotta admit I'm also just leaning towards plain cheese with herbs, and just going full luscious on the cheese.
>>10115759
That sounds pretty good
>>10115775
I could toast some herbs like fennel and basil and such, maybe a little black pepper and jalapeno in olive oil, then drizzle that olive oil over the top of the cheese before baking. Im considering going with thinly sliced wild tomato instead of sauce. I may deign to layer some razor-thin-sliced onion and garlic in with the sliced tomato, like so thin it will melt
WE
>>10115825
WUZ
>>10115829
GEMZ N SHEIT
>>10115825
ARE NUMBER ONE
>>10115829
KANGZ
>>10115825
...Interrupt this program to bring you breaking news from the observatory at Rockwell.
>>10115825
Need a new thread.
New thread
>>10115902
>>10115902
>>10115902