/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #83: Chillin' Edition Previou

>>10108139
I want to chill upside down in the ceiling with Yuzu.

>>10108194
She is a fuzzy and comfy little bat.

>>10108980
Truly the top bat

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>>10110255
She must fight for her hat.

>>10108139
Why does she dangle upside down? Does she gain anything by doing so?

>>10105178
I don't know. I think she'd be really cute cuddling up to her husband.

>>10110437
So you didnt want it to be lewd? Just some comfy cuddles? Do you have a fetish for seeing a distended pregnant belly and in full focus or prominent?

>>10110391
Just feels comforting to her.

>>10110455
I think it's a bit of that and her getting a happy comfy ending.

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>>10108139
Hang in there /sad/ bat

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>>10112668

>>10112668
I so thought that was a pic of Yuzu. Scared me for a moment

>>10110610
This.
She especially likes to do it if she wants to be alone.

>>10113454
She can be moody now and then. Dadderu just gives her her space, occasionally leaving a bowl of fruit outside her bedroom door for her.

>>10108139
I prefer the underwear version.

Up!

>>10116849
Do you spoil your kid by giving her lots of uppies after she's able to walk?

>10 in under an hour
Garbage day.

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>>10117835

>>10117449
How is that lewd?

>>10117880
It's not. It's just a toddler that really likes when you hold her and carry her around.

>>10117894
>>10118546
Are you lost, my child? You seem to have confused this place with /sat/.

>>10110337
>Yuzu challenges every bat who dares get near her father to Mortal Kombat
>They have to get past her if they want to fuck her dad

>>10119775
>The shrill EEEEEEEE's have cost him so many windows, and only serve to push his sexuality from bat to bug.

>>10117880
Depends on why she's unable to walk, if you know what I mean.

>>10122692
WEW!
No daughteru too young.

>>10117449
Yes, her little legs get tired easily and carrying her around on my shoulders is a good excuse to really excercise those thigh muscles.

Do satyrs have middle names? Would any of them be human names or pony names?

>>10123095
It'd probably depend. I could see the royal satyrs all having really long winded middle names.

>>10123334
>Dawn's middle name is basically an entire poetic epic.

>>10124262
>Dawn
>A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
>...
>...
>...
>...DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
>Anon

>>10124449
>When one of the annoying elements of court life turn up to bother her over some trivial shit, she forces them to address her by her full name and title.

Quick bump.

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She still doesn't have babies, Anon. Won't you please help?

>>10127555

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Nothing like a tasty ponut.

>>10127881
I would. Surprised we still don't have a giraffe satyr.

>>10130452
I think the big issue is probably that the design would be hard to make interesting and not look ridiculous.

>>10130692
She'd probably just be a brown-haired cutie with giraffe bumps on her head and yellow giraffe legs.

>>10131133
With a little bit of STICC this could be pretty nice.

>>10131254
Voting for this.
A super thin satyr would be a nice one.

>>10127881
Fuck no.

>>10130248
How do you know she isn't celebrating taco Tuesday?

>>10132498
Fuck yes.

>>10132519
Because she's a good girl, Thorn trained her well.

>>10132570
It's spelled bestiality because it's the best.

>>10135473
It is known.

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>>10135891
Hell yeah.

>>10137146
So how did the anon who made that go down with the deed? Did he bitch out and use a transformation potion and fucked a human bird creature or did he turn Philomena into a full blown hot flesh light and fuck her silly? Until her much smaller frame cracked and she dies of her injuries but was rebirthed with a bun in the oven?

>>10138566
He stuck his penis in her cloaca and came inside.

>>10138566
>did he turn Philomena into a full blown hot flesh light and fuck her silly? Until her much smaller frame cracked and she dies of her injuries but was rebirthed with a bun in the oven?
Well, if you were fucking something essentially unkillable because it just constantly revives, wouldn't you try some weird shit?

>>10138577
So yeah, this.

>>10138566
So the real question is how did he even get in a position to fuck Philomena to begin with?

>>10139525
He met her when he visited Celestia (she finds the arrival of new humans very interesting and wants to meet all of them) shortly after first ending up in Equestria. He complimented her exquisite plumage and asked her out on a date. She said yes in bird-language. The date went well, and later that night they fucked.

>>10139677
>She said yes in bird-language.
ca CAW!

>>10135473
Is that why you're so madly in love with freak satyrs like that arimaspi thing, and bent on turning the satyr general into a bestiality/Strange Waifu shithole filled with all kinds of different animal offsprings?

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Ariana is best gote.

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>>10140390
I dunno. Is your hatred of satyrs and desire to kill the general entirely why you sage post and avoid bumping the the thread when you concern troll?

>>10141029
She is cute and I love her.

>>10141029
She's mediocre at best.

>>10141048
>Replying
Don't feed it (you)s. But yeah of course he brings nothing to the table.

>>10141029
So what do you think her kids would be like?

>>10141672
Cute little gotes.

>>10141909
The gotest.
I figure they actually would be a lot smaller than her. If Ariana is an in between of her parents, than her kids might be an in between of her and her father.
Still very, very tall by human standards, but not so large that it couldn't rarely happen.

>>10141990
Yeah, after all they'd be a little more human than her.

>>10142014
Which means one or more might lose a goat feature or two. Human ears, a lack of claws, stuff like that.

And given their origin, you can work some recessive genes into their appearance.
Different horn style, blue eyes like goats occasionally have, more striking coat colors.

>>10141990
Turns out genetics are a funny thing and they turn out like Ligers, bigger than either parent.

>>10142169
Certainly a possibility.

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>>10142333
>tfw cutie ginger gote

>>10141672
Probably a fucked up immune system, organ trouble, like heart deformities, likely down syndrome or something similar.

Up

>>10147444
Ariana has best urethra.

>>10148868
Damn straight.
She's willing to use it, or any hole her dad fancies, but what's her personal favorite, do you think?

I always pictured her as actually very vanilla and comfy-romantic, aside from her electra leanings, but also very submissive if he had something more in mind.

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Goodnight, /sad/.

>>10149785
I imagine there's nothing that gets her off harder than the feeling of thick ropes of semen shooting against the back of her bladder, followed by the feeling of being filled with her partner's urine.

>>10141048
>hatred of satyrs and desire to kill the thread
>Im-fucking-plying
I love normal satyrs and normal porn, not your fucked up shit.
>Someone doesn't like bestiality and the idea of impregnating every nonsapient animal in the world?
>Welp, better start talking about monsters, inbreeding and urethra fucking as much as possible now
>And I'm going to call everyone who doesn't like it trolls and shitposters
That is some /b/-tier mentality.
>Even more Ariana
And some of you actually used to bitch that people were talking about Yuzu, Darcy, and Simmer too much.

You are the thing that is killing satyrs and making people think that the satyr general is filled with nothing but freaks. I don't even want to know what twisted place you used to hang out in before you came to the satyr general, but I'm guessing it's on /d/.

Have a fucking bump from 10.

>>10152015
Nah, never frequented /d/. Always /mlp/.

>>10152015
Found the Simmerfag. Just use your filter already senpai.

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Glimmer is a slut.

>>10153408
That looks like Scilight to me.

>>10151009
You the same guy who talked about the idea of Anon taking his morning pisses inside her and letting her use the bathroom for the both of them?

Because I hate you for making that hot to me.

>>10153997
Guilty as charged.

Ariana is the best daughteru and chamber pot in one.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

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>>10154598
>You daughter wakes, gently untangling herself from your sleeping form.
>Throwing on only a t-shirt to hide her bountiful breasts and pregnant belly, she makes her way to the kitchen.
>She hums to herself as she prepares breakfast for the household and ensuring everyone's plate is set by the time they wake up.
>Taking yours in her claws, she makes her way back and sets the tray on your bedside table before filling your glass, gently coaxing the creamy milk from her enormous bust.
>Satisfied, the giantess pulls your covers away, and with impressive grace for her size, straddles you.
>Hotdogging your shaft for a few moments to bring you to full mast, she carefully pulls her urethral plug out and drops herself, hilting you in her gentle gape.
>You grunt and writhe as she rides you, distorting your dreams with the sensations.
>Your unprepared body doesn't last long, and you quickly blast pearly floaters into her golden seas.
>The sensation tugs you from your sleep, and to the visage of your daughter gently looking down at you.
>"Good morning, daddy." she happily chimes. "Your breakfast is ready."
>Still groggy, you can't muster a coherent response, instead relying on muscle memory as your bladder relaxes, emptying itself into hers.
>She purrs at the warm, filling sensation as she's filled, causing a small almost orgasm rolling through her body.
>Leaning forward, you plants a small kiss on your mouth before making her way to the toilet.

This wasn't the fetish I asked for, but it's the one I got.

>>10153554
Maybe it's Glimmer's dick?

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>>10156003

>>10156762
Thanks, Anon.
I really should write a proper story on the topic sometime. I did it before but the reception was pretty meh.
Not enough description, I was told.

Bamp.

>>10157343
>I really should write a proper story on the topic sometime. I did it before but the reception was pretty meh.
>Not enough description, I was told.
How about you try writing about something that isn't autistic as hell?

>>10159155
Nah, I'll write stuff I enjoy instead of slaving away to appease someone who insults me.

>>10157343
>I really should write a proper story on the topic sometime.
Please do. I'd love to see more urethra fucking stories.

>Not enough description, I was told.
If it's the one I remember, then that sounds about right, yeah. If I recall correctly, it barely mentioned the fact that he was fucking her peehole. In order to be really hot, it needs some juicy descriptions. Try to point out frequently that it's her peehole he's fucking, preferably using different words (urethra, peehole, pisshole, etc), describe the feeling of the fluids inside around his dick, the feeling of piss dripping down his balls, semen oozing out of the peehole after he cums inside, etc.

>>10159319
I'll try to keep that in mind. Thanks, man.

So which one of you morons is it that is trying to start shit on /mlp/ this time?

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>>10160148

>>10160148
Now I'm curious.
Link to whatever you are referring to?

>>10160320
Satyrs came up in Reverse Gender Rolls in relation to people discussing fatherhood in an rgr setting, and complainanon started REEEEEEing all over the place.
All the same screeching and childish insults you see here. The same obvious samefagging, most of the thread telling him to fuck off and that he doesn't speak for them.

>>10160378
Oh, never been to those threads.
I've heard they have their own issues.
Complain-anon is in those as well?
No wonder.

>>10160455
People there, and in a lot of other threads I frequent keep referring to him as Royal Guard Mare Anon. Not always ours specifically, but this guy who periodically turns up in a number of threads to just throw complete shitfits about content he doesn't like.

Equestria girls in rgr, incest outside the incest threads, satyrs outside the satyr threads, futa, anon filly, whatever.

I mentioned that the troll in rgre right now is quite obviously our troll, and one guy stated his behavior is identical to a guy in transformation general who spergs out whenever someone mentions Eris. According to him, same exact insults and "arguments", just replace satyr with whatever's happening in the thread in question.
He posited that they might be the same guy, as well as being RGMAnon.

I dunno, it's far fetched, but 4chan has had extremely prolific trolls before who dedicate extreme amounts of time and energy to their pointless pursuits in the past. That there might be one hounding a lot of /mlp/ isn't impossible.

>>10160625
Huh, interesting.
I'm a little bit surprised, even though I probably shouldn't be.

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>>10160378
>>10160625
Reporting from the front lines, can confirm.

Also hello /sad/, is this where satyrs get made?

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>>10161127
Here and in /sat/ on /mlp/.
First time here? Welcome!

>>10161197
oh my

>>10161614
They're real cuties, yeah.

>>10108139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c
In case you hadn't heard, we finally got a movie trailer.

>>10165773
I mean, it seems kinda gay with a try hard Sombra level donutsteel looking villain, but new things to impregnate, I suppose.

>>10161127
Yep, here and in /sat/. Welcome.

>>10161197

"Girls."
>Your tone is lightly chastising.
"Remember my one condition for letting you not wear clothes in the house?"
>The pair exchange glances before replying in unison.
>"No more naked wrestling?"
>You nod.
>Hope sighs, climbing off of her sister.
>"Sorry."
>You smile slightly.
"That's okay, but you really need to come up with a better way of deciding who gets the remote control."

>>10169773
What's wrong with naked wrestling?
Too many snail trails on the furniture?

>>10169773
Just enjoy the show, Anon.
Tell them they can only naked wrestle where you can see them, to make sure they don't hurt each other.

>>10170255
>to make sure they don't hurt each other.
Right. Of course.

>>10167731
If Storm King or Tempest Shadow mated with a human, how edgy would their kids look?

>>10170702
They can probably be salvaged.

>>10168486
>PRRRT
>"Goddammit, Dee! I'm telling dad!"

>>10171444
>Dropping the base that hard
Hope must have been pissed.
>Im telling dad
Herd? Thats one im not familiar with.

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>>10172405
>Herd
Hell yeah, boi.
Herd as many ladies as you can snag, and breed as many satyrs as your herd can afford.

>>10167731
>If it exists, then I must impregnate it
This is your average /sad/ person.

Fast /trash/ bump.

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Ran a Dawn pic through deep art.
Not sure how I feel about this robot drawing.

>>10176458
Looks more like Gala than Dawn.

>>10176458
Nice, whats deep art? Also run more pics. Lewd ones.

>>10176537
https://deepart.io/#

One of those deep learning algorithm art generator things that have gotten popular recently.
Basically, pic an image to be painted, one to use to paint it, and go.

Takes for fucking ever, though, and most predictably look like garbage.

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>>10176537
~A E S T H E T I C

>>10177207
That came out very nice.

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>>10177331
Needs more Neo-Decade satyrs.

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I want to do super lewd things to Caerulea's giant clit.

>>10182422
What is her story? Is she a deep sea dwelling creature?

>>10182516
Daughter of Orchid, a kaiju pony from the strange waifus thread.

>>10182422
I want to spelunk in her cave.

>>10182565
Who made that absurdly large top for her? Also how did Anon even tap that giant mother ass?

>>10182944
I think she defends her city, so probably the military.

Where there's a womb there's a way.

>>10183219
>Where there's a womb there's a way.
Cmon Anon, dont bring up a topic like that and not explain the how. Did he go in full and cum right in her womb?

>>10183237
Put on a wetsuit with a crotch hole, and make your way in.

>cum right in her womb?
Right in her ovaries. Fuck da police.

Which satyr would you smooch?

>>10182944
My personal headcanon is that Dr.Geiszler (Orchid's "father") made some sort of special environmental suit for Anon with an opening in the crotch so that he could enter her vagina safely and fuck or rub one out through her cervix.

>>10184981
Pretty much any female satyr, but especially Ariana.

>>10185335
Huh, I didn't know Anon was a casual mode pussy. A real patrician of monster fucking would have crawled right through her cervical opening, found her egg and taken it out for a romantic evening before fucking it like the dirty girl it was.

>>10184981
Are we talking about a romantic smooch or a affectionate and fatherly kiss on the cheek or forehead?

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>>10186504
Could be both.

>Ywn passionately and affectionately kiss your daughter on the mouth before waving her off and telling her to have fun and behave at school.

>>10186628
This, except Warren is twice your size, so you make out with his cock

>>10186648
Warren's Anon is a woman, right? Therefore it's okay for her to suck his dick before school. You know, so he can concentrate and stuff.

>>10185498
This.

>>10186504
No no no! A fatherly kiss is not a kiss on the cheek! You kiss her on the forehead before teasingly ruffling her hair.

>>10186628
Or this.

>>10186628
unf

>>10186628
So, do you walk her to school first and kiss her at the curb, or just send her off from the kitchen door?

>>10186667
Yes, exactly! And getting blasted with magical half-horse jizz every morning is great for her complexion. She's got the clearest skin around!

>>10187920
I'd walk her to the school gates and kiss her there so all the other kids could see how much I love her. Daughterus grow up too fast, and before you know it they'll be leaving home to live independently, not needing you anymore. You need to treasure every moment you have together, including those trips to school where you walk hand in hand as she grumbles about how she hates maths and wishes she didn't have to go.

You won't be around forever. It's your responsibility to ensure that she has lots of happy memories to look back on and smile when you're gone.

>>10187031
>A fatherly kiss is not a kiss on the cheek!
Why?

>>10187920
Walk her to school and then have a long sloppy makeout session with her outside the school gate while all the other kids watch.

>>10188192
Cheerilee has smelled a lot more musky since the Mous kids started school.

>>10188192

>With your tongue buried deep inside your daughter's mouth, you feel a tap on your shoulder signalling that she needed air.
>You release her, the taste of her cherry chapstick still fresh on your lips.
>"Gah!"
>She hunched over, sucking in several deep lungfuls of air before at last looking up at you with knit brows.
>Even as she frowned at you with her hands planted firmly on her hips, her admonishing expression was ruined somewhat by the bright red blush upon her cheeks.
>"That was too mean, daddy! You know I can't hold my breath as long as you."
>You chuckle and ruffle her hair.
"Well they say that practice makes perfect."
>She crosses her arms and looks away in a huff.
>"Hmph! Next time give me a little warning first, dummy."
>...
>Some distance away, a young colt looks up at his mother, both having witnessed your exhibitionist display.
>"Mommy, why do they kiss like that?"
>The mare hesitates.
>"W-Well, uh... i-it's probably just a human thing."

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>>10188383
>Casually exhibitionist incest with your young daughter.
M..more? Please?

>>10188383

>Walking in through the main doors at the front of the school building, your daughter feels a lump in her throat.
>She coughs, then fishes around in her mouth for a moment with a finger before pulling out a wad of chewed gum.
>"Spearmint? Gross, this isn't mine."
>She flicks it away, not noticing as it lands in a nearby filly's mane.

>>10188684
kek

>>10188336
Ye boi

>>10188336
Quick, somebody put a baby in her before that ticking time bomb that is her womb goes off.

>>10188925
Don't we have a Cheerilee satyr?

>>10188980
Yes, this was the catalyst for their conception.

>>10188684
>meanwhile Anon wonders briefly where his gum went and figures he must have accidentally swallowed it without noticing

>>10188925
It's a well known fact that Cheerilee's fetish is filly fiddling. Poor mare has no fillies of her own to practice music on though

>>10189946
How would you even teach a filly the fiddle? Their hooves are too clumsy for the strings. Yet another way in which satyr's are superior and will dominate Equestria.

>>10189976
How can pones compete???

>>10189946
Anon's working on fixing that, see >>10189077

>>10190730
cheerilee's satyr is male though.

>>10192624
Well, then he can help is mother with her needs.

>>10192624
We could always spray him with retcon. Or make him a sister.

>>10194727
Just fuck one of the pinkie/pink hair satyrs. we don't need to retcon the male satyrs cos you don't like dick.

>>10194727
>Hating males so much you make him a woman.

>>10194727
we should definitely not turn any of the male satyrs into female ones.

they are a precious limited resource.

>>10195078
PROTECT THE SONFUS

>>10195094
>pony wife wanted girls
>you must teach your son to be a man before he gets turned into Snapshot

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Ah yes, the much controversial Reassign Project. Turning sonfus into hot daughterus since 1987. Another staple of Doctor Flask.

The only questions is, would you change your son into a hot daughteru?

>>10195490
Depends. Do they keep the dick?

>>10195490
absolutely not. i made that donger, im going to use it.
>>10195504
... unless this

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>>10195504
>>10195523

Only in very rare cases. But dont worry, I assure you the procedure is entirely safe....(most of the time)

>You are now aware that Big Mac wanted a daughter and not a son

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>>10195490
None. Sonfus are allowed to be treated like crap without people complaining.
>>10195558
He does have a son. Nobody talks about him.

>>10195558
I'm having a hard time discerning if a hermaphoridte is gay or not.

I wish we had some sonfus drawn masculine and not a trap or shota.

>>10195598
>that pic
That is so cute. I didnt know I needed this in my life. And now I need more

>>10195490
Yes.

>>10196077
>"So I just lost.."
Ive been on here too long since I already knew what the rest of that story held

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>>10195720

>>10196279
Did his dad put essence of Chad in the cupcakes again?

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>>10196279
>>10196311

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>>10195720

>>10195490
absolutely not. "shame on you", there are more than enough girls around already; most satyr boys have one or more sisters and the entire list only has one set of brothers on it.

Sonfus get to be able to be better characters.

>>10195598
I forgot to add that people don't seem to like sonfus being buffed either.

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>>10195490
I will go in my poor innocent son's place.
And then my handsome son can make a real woman out of his smokin' hot human mom

>>10195490
What would her name be?

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>>10198635
When it comes to daughterus, there is such a thing as being TOO needy.

>>10202373
That comic is pretty wew!
If daughteru was doing that, she's earned a weekend with her ballgag, or her "quiet ball".

>>10202757
Does she have to wear it even if one of her friends comes over?

>>10203100
No, then she has to wear a dildo gag, modeled after daddy's own member.

>>10202152
I'd assume it would still be Warren. Dude just got turned into a she. But a fem Warren? Idk, Spur?

>>10204034
>Spur
I'm curious what made you consider Spur.
Not that it's a bad one, granted. I just don't get the logic.

>>10204066
Well i was gonna say Spurs. But my auto correct is a bitch. And idk just liked the idea of her in cowboy clothes with spurs.

>>10204234
Sounds cute. I'd love to see art of that.

>>10204284
Would the spurs be attached to boots?

>>10204332
Presumably they would be. Where else would they be attached?

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>>10204234
As a grill, she can have more personality than "girls fawn over his MASSIVE cock".

Dunno, the idea of Spurs the cowgirl, what with the skin thing, made me think of a Jonah Hex sort of character.

>>10204374
Yeah, she'd be a badass cutie with tits.

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>>10204374
I recognize that art anywhere. I do like to imagine most satyrs are drawn in the style of Darwyn Cooke as default for myself. Either him or Patrick Gleason.

>>10204342
Well in that one pic of Warren he seems to be wearing massive horse shoes. Thought they'd be attached there if anything. But a grill wearing some nice leather boots can sound super sexy.
>>10204374
>>10204386
I like this too. Are we gonna do this? Cause I'll totally add to this talk. What would be her adventures? (In gender bent satyr verse TM) What would her home life be like or what would her personality be like?

>>10204481
First thought is some livestock (maybe there are non-intelligent versions of many sapients?) get rustled, and she's sent off to find out what's what.
There were more than one deputy could handle, which is how she got her scars. Perhaps they poured a bunch of boiling water on her to teach her a lesson.

And that fucker her up a bit, and she get more and more into the habit of straying outside the law until she's outright branded a vigilante.

>gender bent satyr verse
Figure it's just her that's r63'd here, 3bh.

>>10204481
>Are we gonna do this?
I like the idea.

>What would be her adventures?
What's the general headcanon on Warren?
He doesn't really get discussed much.
I like the idea of her as a cowboy. (or girl, rather)

>(In gender bent satyr verse TM)
Personally, I'd like to think of her as just being his sister rather than a gender-bent version of him.

>>10204620
>Warren
>He has spots
>A big penis I guess

>Girl Warren
>Time to give her attention.

>>10204620
>What's the general headcanon on Warren?
Nothing. He's a woe is me self-conscious and bland because my skin condition in a land where lots of people would have mottled skin. But despite being tfw super wallflower, he has tons of girls worshiping his cock because it's just so, so, so incredibly large. But this somehow does nothing for his self esteem.

So basically, an oblivious harem anime protagonist.

>>10204620
>Adding another satyr
Idk famland. Probably better to keep it to a "what if" type deal. But yeah we dont know much or really go in depth with warren. Maybe this can be a off shoot one shot with a seperate canon.

>>10204601
I like the idea of her fighting rustlers and getting and getting caught maybe they put oil on her chest and leave her face alone I kind of like the face

>>10204641
i sigh, but mainly because there are plenty of girls we already have that could use some more attention too.

>>10204898
The floor is all yours anon. I'd love to hear what you bring to the table.

>>10204914
i also sigh because i don't really have a lot to say and usually wait for others to come up with something first...

like what do you want from me exactly? i guess i could try to come up with something if i have to.

>>10204956
Well why not go down the list and pick a satyr, and then we all just brainstorm something for it?

>>10205653
lola then, i guess.

(is the her being a basketball player thing because of space jam, by the way? because honestly my mind is thinking of someone trying to tease her with the name similarity but she doesn't even know what they're talking about so she's just more confused than anything else.)

>>10205778
Never really had any strong opinions of Lola, honestly.
I guess I just see her as a fairly normal city kid. If a bit of a THICC cocksock.

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>>10205778
>is the her being a basketball player thing because of space jam, by the way
Yes. Right down to her liking basketball too. And Im sure a lot of satyrs often get jokes or teases they dont fully understand from humans.

She's Bab Seeds kid so we can start there. Does she remain a tomboy and enjoy sports? Or do we try and turn away from that? The original bab seeds became a barber didnt she?

>>10206324
>If a bit of a THICC cocksock.
This I can agree on. But how do we add to her to make her more interesting?

>>10206340
>Or do we try and turn away from that?
I imagine while she's might keep some of the sporty stuff, I had a headcanon a long time back the she really enjoyed sewing.
Not a fashion horse, but maybe embroidery and such.
Also that she could be a bit on the domineering side, and was basically the de facto leader of her group of friends.

>>10206396
Like she makes her own jerseys or puts on the team name and numbers? That could be a good trait.

>Tfw she got into it pretty late so was a bit sloppy on her wok
>When going for a slam dunk the loose tank top falls apart so she is left hanging at a rim with her nice sized tits fully exposed
>She has never been able to live it down and still gets teased with the nickname Topless Dunker.

>>10205778
>>10206340
She seems like a cutie.
Considering strong horse legs, satyrs should be able to jump pretty high. They might make good basketball players even if they're a bit lacking in height.

>>10206892
Though ponies probably don't actually have basketball, so perhaps Lola and her Dad are the ones who brought game to Manehatten to begin with.

>>10207609
Could be a nice bonding experience, and Lola can whip up some jerseys for the local kids who get in on it.

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>>10207609
ponies totally have something like basketball.

>You introduce yourself to the Manehatten pony, with a warm smile.
>"Pleasure's all mine, my name's Lola."
>She gives you a firm handshake, for a girl.
>You survey her attire, noticing a sport uniform peeking out of her hoodie.
"What is that, soccer or something? Hoofball?"
>Horse sports are dumb.
>"Actually, I'm a fan of basketball, my dad taught me before he took off. I taught some foals from my class-"
>She looks a little flustered, but you can't help but laughing out loud.
"Basketball? Lola??"
>She looks confused, as she seemed to be giving a heart-to-heart.
>Thoughts of a furrybait rabbit come to mind, and you can't quit laughing.
>"I don't think I'm understanding the joke, here."

>>10207695
>Muggle pony cant jump
The soft racist film of the year of a brave magicless wigger pony who against all odds holds his own in a baskethoof game with a rag tag team of other rejects including Lola the satyr. Coming to a theater near you.

>>10207715
The meme she cant understand or quit

>>10207695
>tfw you just wanted a comfy medieval society but they keep pushing modern memes into canon for jokes

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>>10207715
Lola and Cottonball 1 on 1 when?

>>10208001
You're not alone, brother.

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>>10208172
The loser has to go panty and braless and wear a cheerleader outfit at the next game AND jump up and down an awful lot.

[spoiler]And be the cum dumpster to the entire losing team to cheer them up. So the girl loses twice by being sex with winners.[/spoiler]

>>10208256
Gross.
I will never understand that fetish. Especially in a place where you're intended to see the characters as your kids, or close to it.

So, you know, instead, it could just be a friendly game.

>>10207609
Wasn't there a pony with a basketball cutie mark in the show?

But regardless, even if ponies don't, humans and satyrs would.

>>10208291
>I will never understand that fetish.
Different folks different strokes.

>Especially in a place where you're intended to see the characters as your kids, or close to it.
This still is /sad/ so lewd shit can go full non stop. And I do see SOME satyrs as my kids but other satyrs are free game my man.

>So, you know, instead, it could just be a friendly game.
A toe to toe game between them would be good to see, but I sadly cant write basket ball nor know the rules. Maybe some cute art can come it.

I imagine cottenball would have an unrivaled jump game but she does not fully understand the rules and often gets flagged for traveling.

>>10208308
Oh yeah, as would a lot of other human customs and traditions. But sadly the signature hot dog is absent from the stands. All anon wants is a nice delicious hot dog to eat while watching his kids go all out in their sports game. He will have to make do with hay dogs or equally gross tofu. the hayfries are good though.

>>10208291
>Especially in a place where you're intended to see the characters as your kids

They're an Anon's kids. Not everyone's gonna self insert 24/7

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>>10208428
I know right?
>That anon will never know the wonders of wanting to bang your daughters totally legal of age friend

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>>10208468
I want Mistake to succeed.

>>10208397
>But sadly the signature hot dog is absent from the stands. All anon wants is a nice delicious hot dog to eat while watching his kids go all out in their sports game. He will have to make do with hay dogs or equally gross tofu. the hayfries are good though.
Once there are enough humans and satyrs, I'm sure someone would start selling hot dogs wherever there's a demand for them.

>>10208545
Depending on point in time, she already did, and Yuzu agreed to incubate her eggs.

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>>10208468
Depends on your head canon. I personally see her getting what she wants and becoming the wife of dad anon. But finding out its not all late night snuggles and netflix and chilling. And is exhausted from the work of cleaning the house (until she finishes school and can get a good job), making dinner, washing dishes and clothes, AND having to keep Yuzu in line who often tells her to fuck off because her friend does not boss her around. And as this anon >>10208622 said there is the incubation stuff when they are ready for it.

>>10208579
The source of the meat has always been my contemplation. And how Equestria handles the ever growing need of humans and a meat supply.

>>10208545
>>10208678
Meant to reply to you. Sorry

>>10208622
This is my fetish. With or without the accidental incest baby.

I see her limiting herself to a very small clutch, though.
For some slight memes, about a dozen, for a more serious consideration of her lovers age, 3, maybe 4 eggs.

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>>10208717
>With or without the accidental incest baby.
I can do without myself as well. But I do agree there is something very hot about Yuzu taking one for the team and acting as the surrogate mother or temporary incubator at least until they can be safely laid and hatch.

As for kid size I imagine 6 at most, 2 at least. So yeah, she'd be considerate to both Yuzu and her father. Why complicate what is supposed to be a simple, and comfy life with her new family.

>>10208771
>As for kid size I imagine 6 at most, 2 at least.
I mean, unless changelyrs grow fast or are low maintenance, I probably couldn't see six.

>>10208966
Well like I said it was an estimate. They probably would have a long talk about the expected baby number and settle for either 2 or 3. Changelyrs would be pretty hard to take care of. What with them shape shifting like mad and draining love.

I also imagine young changeling satyrs as having fucked up change spells when trying to learn it and getting results like Rubber Johnny

>>10208678
>The source of the meat has always been my contemplation. And how Equestria handles the ever growing need of humans and a meat supply.
Aren't wieners mostly pig meat?
Pigs existing in Equestria is canon.

>>10209541
ponies probably won't be cool with humans killing equestrian pigs though.

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>>10209541
Thats true.
>Honey must fight for her life everyday and hide from Meat Inc who want to kill and harvest her everyday.
Life is tough for a piggy cutie

>>10209656
The pigs don't talk from what I recall.

>>10209674
I think Honey would be safe. After all, she's half-human and can talk.

>>10209713
>The pigs don't talk from what I recall.
No I dont think that they do.

>I think Honey would be safe. After all, she's half-human and can talk.
True.

>>10209674
Honey is a master of regenerative magics, and enjoys cooking parts of herself for the family.

>>10209834
Interesting theory, but where would she get her magical ability from?
Her father is a human, and even Equestrian pigs don't seem particularly magical.

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>>10209834
Thats Muddle my friend.

>>10209859
Muddle doesn't need magic for that. He's half dragon, so lost bits will grow back due to his dragon genes. Would still be inconvenient if he lost any useful limbs though, which is why they'd usually stick to tails, since they can manage pretty well without those.

>>10209856
Anything can into magic with enough dedication.
She just a knack for healing magic.

>>10209713
i don't think the fact that the pigs don't talk will stop the ponies from being mad at the people who're killing pigs.

herbivores, man.

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>>10209918
I imagine they would fall forward all the time without their tail. Do drakes bleed or need to stem the bleeding when their tail comes off? Or are they like lizards and it pops off for sudden sounds?

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>>10209982
Well, if AB continued to study under Zecora maybe she picked up a few tricks from her?

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>>10210011
Would they feel a kinship for their fellow plant eaters? How would that relationships between meat eaters and plant eaters I wonder.

>>10209674
Or we could not care about honey and say she doesn't exist. Not like she's in anything.

>>10210023
>Do drakes bleed or need to stem the bleeding when their tail comes off? Or are they like lizards and it pops off for sudden sounds?
Reptiles have blood too, don't they?
I imagine it would bleed at first, but like with any other lost limb, they'd bandage the stump to stop the bleeding.

>>10210831
Things with detachable tails have powerful muscles at the breaking points that can be clenched to stop bleeding.

>>10210023
>I imagine they would fall forward all the time without their tail.
It would probably affect their balance a bit, yeah, but nothing they couldn't adjust to.

>>10210831
Well I mean when a lizard loses their tail there they have to stop bleeding some..

>>10210869
Ah that makes sense. I never knew that. Was wondering about how they stop the bleeding. Pretty clever.

>>10210872
True.

>>10210869
That would assume their tail was supposed to come off naturally, which I don't imagine is the case for dragons. The only way those tails are coming off is with an axe, cleaver, saw or other sharp heavy instrument and when it does there's going to be a lot of blood.

>>10210931
That makes sense. Do drakes and Dragons cauterize with magma?
>had to load captcha 30+ times
Jesus man

>>10210931
Blood Pudding is fine too

>>10211020
Dragons probably, but I don't think drake heat resistance woul be sufficient for active contact with molten rock.

>>10211020
>Do drakes and Dragons cauterize with magma?
Wouldn't surprise me if they had it available. It seems to be common in the dragon lands.

>had to load captcha 30+ times
Captcha has been really bad lately. They really should just get rid of those "click until none left" ones, or at least make sure that clicking them once doesn't load another image with the same thing in it.

>>10211121
>drake heat resistance woul be sufficient for active contact with molten rock.
I imagine their bottom half could handle it, but not their human top. So they would want to avoid it generally. If they got too close, the heat alone could give their top half burns.

>>10211204
>Drake jumps into magma
>Bottom half is found days later
Brutal.

>>10211479
Yeah, that seems pretty stupid.

>>10211479
That probably would be what happened if any drake satyr was stupid enough to go swimming in lava.

>>10211723
Well between Simmer, Gargle and Muddle, none of them seem exceedingly bright

>>10211758
Muddle and Gargle don't seem all that bright, but Simmer never struck me as being of below average intelligence.

>>10211758
Agreed. Even the brightest of them always struck me as a bit dull witted.

>>10211894
Well Simmer doesnt reall have much of a personaliy to begin with, desu.

I'm bored and want to expand.
>>10204601
Would they, I guess either male or female, team up with Utah and Feather?
What are some common team ups?
I'd say Utah and Rory would be one, but it's probably because my involvement for both of them. I do love Pogo and Icarus having a broship that's Blue Beetle and Booster Gold tier.
>>10209834
Don't really care about the pig, but what other unique perks do other species get? I do think they all get a bit of "Satyr Force," aka, bullshit that let's me write in any superpower I want for a satyr like Pogo being stretchy or Muddle phasing through shit.
>>10211758
Who are some of the brighter or duller satyrs?

>>10212143
I got work for thr next 3 hours man but I'll reply to you when I get home.

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>>10213157
We're in the final stretch, nobody wants to comment on the last 20 posts.

>>10213222
Nah just at work so I can't post much. Got another 2 hours to go

>>10213222
I don't remember that pic. Is that new?

>>10215478
Nah, it's old. Involving an idea that the great father's buns are required to wear buttplugs at all times.

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>>10212143
>Would they, I guess either male or female, team up with Utah and Feather?
Oh yeah for sure. They are the sight for sore eyes she needs when in a pickle.

Team ups in what? Not sure what context.

>but what other unique perks do other species get
Just heightened abilities from their parents side. Like Honey can sniff out truffles, Bunnies can super hear, ponies can run faster and are stronger, etc.
>Muddle phasing through shit
I can see abusing that power to spy on so many girls. And first time im hearing about that.

>Who are some of the brighter or duller satyrs?
On a scale from brightest to least bright?
Rory/Glimmer/Garret/Cider/Nama/Laika/Wet Paper Bag/Buns

>>10211121
I always figured that any boon the parent has, that's automatically included with the satyr due to bio-magic variables. Like how pegaus satyrs are capable of flight or how unicorn satyrs can perform magic.

>>10217182
Well dragon lava resistance is probably magical, though I still sort of think the effectiveness of the boon would diminish greatly due to hybridization, and the more things you add the worse off any individual boon becomes.

>>10217423
It seems we are at a disagreement then. Let us then settle this matter like gentlemen and procure our dueling pistols.

Having half of your body be heat resistant kinda seems like it would often be about as useful as having none of your body be heat resistant.

It's not even the more useful half, either!

>>10217182
>how unicorn satyrs can perform magic.
Hand casting, or do you figure they have horns?

>>10217835
I'm talking about the ability to cast magic in the first place, not the specifics of where the magic resides.

>>10217872
Oh, I figured anything could cast it with the right knowledge or conduit.

I know it's a few posts early, but I figured I'd go ahead and get the new thread up and running before bed.

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