HG
>>10095739
Much obliged wonderful titty demon.
>>10095739
Night seven.
>>10095761
>Shipped
It gets even better.
>>10095739
>bust
>95
Didn't know you were that FLAT
>>10095739
>Knucklehead runs into the thread chasing after a rabbit. Her untimely demise last game has made her extra hungry.
>>10095788
Day eight.
Is Ryouma and Cute shit OTP?
Lets look and what happened.
>Cute shit forces Ryouma to kill someone
>Cute Shit Confesses her love to him
>Ryouma and Cute shit decides truce
And finally
>Cute Shit hugs Ryouma
>>10095850
And they're both toddlers.
HG is like blank sheet of paper.
Don't bitch at us cause you can't do anything creative with it despite having all the tools on the internet.
>>10095850
my daughter I have found you...
>>10095788
SHIPPED SIPPED SHIPPED SHIPPED
>>10095850
This is almost the entire spanish armada
>>10095718
TV and microwaves were confusing to me at first, but I've since gotten used to them. I can operate them without any trouble. I've never watched a movie, though. It sounds like an interesting concept, watching the life of somebody else unfold before your eyes.
And I hate to be a bother, but my desire to know overpowers me. If it truly is of no trouble to you, I would like to indulge in your past.
>>10095788
Feels good to get some rest.
>>10095850
SUR-
>he stumbles and freezes in shock as he spots Astaroth stealing the kill, only to soon kill him
-Prise?
>>10095850
Night Eight.
Looks like we've come to an ending.
Cute shit ended up with sacrificing herself to let her love win.
>>10095837
>Chucks a small stone aimed at the Beast's head
Yoohoo!
>>10095891
Congratulations Ryouma!
>>10095907
Placements
>>10095705 (Crashman)
Sexbot? Oh now come on, I was talking about money! I've not interest for toys, and that sort of thing.
...
...
You cannot pay alright?
>She sighs
I should've known...
>She smirks
Okay, how about giving me that big drill over there? Your "maker" or whatever can give you another one, right?
>>10095907
>>10095891
>Congrats and thx
>Internet pb sorry
>>10095914
And Summary
>>10095895
>As the shark is juuust about to catch her prey, a rock hits her on the side of the head and she loses her concentration. With the rabbit gone, Knucklehead looks around to see just who threw that stone! She gives a quite unhappy look to the knight girl.
>>10095783 (Karen)
...Those things are virtues that I strive for. My goals are...much, much different. And, ah...selfish in nature. There is no real justice to be attained in it.
Actually...? No, no I don't remember, it's been a few years since I was in a city, and it's just as well I don't remember it.
>>10095918
>She smirks
>>10095907
Congratulations.
>>10095914
Thanks for the game.
>>10095751
>The Inkling hears the music, and seems scared by it. Her composure fades away quickly
>>10095760
A-Ahri, B-Burn that thing.
>The Inkling's voice sounds like it has lost a great deal of it's feeling, and the Inkling's eyes have fear in them
T-That thing's cursed or sumthin'!
>>10095907
Good game, well played. I suppose.
>>10095918
>>10095934
>>10095956
You're welcome! Thanks for participating folks.
>>10095891
『Embarrassing』
>>10095907
>>10095914
『Six kills! How very impressive』
『Thanks for the entertaining trip』
>>10095923
>>10095914
>Emi kills ochako and gascoigne
>no points in the placements
>What?!!
>Anyway, thanks and congrats
>>10095914
>Grats and thanks
>>10095907
>>10095914
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10095947
>Ahri blinks in confusion, looking down to the doll then back to Inkling.
>Concern fills her eyes as inkling's demeanor changes so drastically.
Whoa, what? Cursed? Burn it? But it's just a doll, you said so yourself! And it's adorable...
>>10095907
A-ah... Congratulations
>>10095947
>the music starts to turn eerie as it continues to stare into the squids soul. Its head begins to spin in circles in Ahri's arm without her noticing.
https://youtu.be/63zucULy_lg
>>10095880
Oh I see, they come in handy right?
Oh well, I've got some things to deal with right now, the portal to my flat is over there. Don't be afraid to jump in even if I'm busy. We'll save the story for later.
Bye!
>>10095889
>>10096025
>Thx for the RP, see you!
>>10095982
>>10095984
>>10096004
>>10096021
>>10096025
No problem.
I think I'll hold for now or host again a bit later. Next host is free to go.
>>10096043
>Good night!
>>10096037
>The music only creeps her out more, and the Inkling starts have more fear in her eyes
>>10096025
A-Ahri please, There's something wrong with that thing. Can't you hear the music, and t-the head..
>The Inkling starts to tremble in fear at the sight of the doll
Ahri c'mon, Ya gotta listen to me.
>The Inkling's voice starts to sound more desperate the more she talks
>>10096056
>Thanks for the game
>>10096043
I suppose they do have some utility over using magic for cooking. I'd like to see the best chefs of my world compete against such machines and those that operate them, it would be fun to watch. It was nice meeting you, Astaroth.
>Rubick returns to his own world to do what he always does: study.
>>10096043
>no problem it was fun, see ya.
>>10096037
Fuck off Guts
>tfw want to pick up an ava but too lazy to build a folder for them
Do you have a doggo?
>>10095907
Congratulations, sir. And thank you.
>>10096097
>Before Ahri can have a chance to look, the head stops spinning, and the music fades away. Faint laughs of children heard as it fades. It's nothing more than just a doll again.
>>10096156
Want me to build it for you? I literally have nothing to do tommorow besides adding more images to my folders
>>10096156
Well, that's too bad.
>>10096156
That's the fun part tho, and then you RP them and lose all passion.
>>10096156
>tfw want to pick up an ava but too lazy to actually rp them after finishing the folder
>>10096169
Dogs are shit
>>10095926
>Astolfo chucks a second rock at the monster
Yes, You! Do not eat anybody here!
>>10096097
>Blinking, Ahri looks back down to the doll.
>>10096181
>She apparently doesn't hear any music at all, nor see it's head spinning.
Music? It's a doll. The only doll I've seen play music had a key you wound it up with. Are you sure you're okay?
>>10096156
>tfw already finished the folder but afraid I won't do them justice
>>10096200
WHAT DID U FKING SAID?
>>10096182
it's cool, I'd probably end up abandoning them after playing them like twice anyway
>>10096156
At least give us a name senpai
>>10096201
>Knucklehead puffs her cheeks. The nerve of this girl telling her what she can and can't eat! If it weren't for the fact the knight had given her a thunk on the nose before the shark would've gone after her! Instead she responds with a glare and the occasional flick of the tail.
>>10096181
>The Inkling puts both of her hands on the head, and it seems like she's freaking out at this point
>>10096204
A-Ahri, are you messing with me right now? This isn't funny anymore, Y-You can stop now.
>The Inkling's voice is filled to the brim with fear, and her trembling starts to become from noticeable.
>>10096156
>Same, But I'm still trying to pick between my choices.
>>10096200
Birds > all other animals.
>>10096169
not mine but I'm taking care of him for the weekend, his name is Ozzy
>>10096156
Ava and RP Waluigi. The fun will never end.,
>>10096250
Hmmm... ok. but remember i'm here if you want anything else
>>10096265
>Ahri gently sets the doll down, taking a couple of careful steps to place her hands upon Inkling's shoulders.
Hey, Hey... Come on... Look, It's just a doll.
>Her tails curl and uncurl, swaying behind her and finally obscuring line of sight between the squid kid and the plush Ahri.
It won't do anything to hurt you... Unless it's like that doll you mentioned earlier, but I doubt it...
>>10096156
>want to build a folder
>source material is 4 hours at the very least with each video being 1 minute long
>>10096263
How are you beast? Why have you not been killed yet for being a threat?
>Astolfo grabs a third rock, pelting it at the beast
>>10096286
In the year 40,000 there is only- WAH
>>10096307
>as Ahri's tails swish back and forth in front of the plushy, it mysteriously vanishes. In an instant it's completely gone, nowhere to be found.
CLANG
L
A
N
G
>>10096353
>The shark raises her hands to defend against the incoming pebble but it goes right through her fingers, hitting her in the forehead again.
>>10096400
t. guts
>>10096415
Gut.s
>>10096415
I don't get it. That post wasn't autistic enough to be his.
>>10096307
N-No, I-It's more than a doll, you were right. I was being dumb.
>The Inkling's trembling doesn't stop, and she stares in the fox girl's eyes
C-C'mon Ahri, i'm not messing with ya
>>10096387
I-I told you! I-It's cursed!
>The Inkling's eyes begin to tear up, and she curls into fetal position.
I-I don't wanna die..
>>10096442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd912tf6ois
>>10096444
>Ahri looks stunned, eyes wide.
Inkling...
>As the squid kid curls up, the kitsune kneels down, wrapping her arms tightly around her.
No one's going to kill you, I promise. I won't let them.
>She tries her best to be comforting, totally oblivious to the disappearance of the doll behind her.
Give me code.
>>10096500
Up up down fown left right left right B A start
>>10096448
That really activated my autism.
FEEL NO SHAME BOUT SHAME
WITH NO CHAINS DON'T PHRASE
EVERY MOTHER MOTHER SHOW YOU NOTHER WAY
>>10096508
>yfw you enter this and it causes you to instantly explode insead of being good
>>10096500
Lyoko
>>10096409
Well? Go on and shoo! You're a dangerous beast that doesn't belong here!
>Astolfo takes a fourth rock and approaches the beast, aiming directly at it's head using the same force it applied from afar.
>>10096500
2fsdma6m
>>10096495
>The Inkling doesn't seem to notice the fox girl, as she starts to mumble incoherent gibberish about not wanting to die. Tears start to flow from the Inkling's eyes while this happens, and her eyes still have the soulless, fear-filled look to them
>>10096531
>Knucklehead raises both of her hands in front of her face, cowering in front of the lady knight. She's completely submitted to her and her rock throwing.
anybody up for some early morning BGO?
B E P I S
>>10096581
yup
>>10096555
Playing the victim now, eh? Why won't you fight back like you did before?
>Astolfo comes closer, prodding one of Knucklehead's hands with a finger
Did I knock some manners into you with my throws?
>>10096542
>Ahri continues trying her best to comfort the inkling by holding her, reassuring with soft whispers.
I swear... No one's going to kill you...
>I'm sorry, I'm starting to heavily fade.
>Goodnight HG, and sleep well, take care of yourselves.
>>10096581
I haven't played in years mate.
>>10096581
>morning
>>10096581
>3 hour game
Nty
>>10096587
alrighty
>>10096602
most people hadn't played at all, you'll do alright
>>10096607
it's just about to be 7am bruh
>>10096612
I lowered the amount of spaces, it shouldnt be as long desu
https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=mBuK&k=xH
>>10096590
>The shark pulls her hands back and stares at the lady, but not the same way she had before when she was angry. She seems calmer now, if only a little afraid.
>>10096623
>pets
>>10096621
>7am
Subhuman
>>10096647
>
>>10096597
>Nighto. Was fun RP'ing with you.
>>10096651
>pulls out a raw steak
>>10096696
>The shark's face lights up and her tail starts wagging. She begins begging like a puppy.
>>10096621
last chance to join before i start the bgo game I guess
3 mins until start
A message to anyone still reading, before I go to sleep: Kill yourself.
>>10096708
>eats half the steak and gives you the other
>>10096720
i don't think i will
How was your day, HG?
>>10096720
This. Do the world a favor and hang yourself, you useless, boring fucks. Pity +1.
>>10096750
Are you're not?
>>10096743
fuck you fucking faggot, go choke on a donkey dick and drink the sperm thats still inside it.
>>10096743
I interacted with other people my age and it didn't go catastrophically bad so that was nice
>>10096597
Late good bed.
>Plush Ahri
>>10096734
>Knucklehead quickly devours her half of the steak, not even stopping to taste it.
>>10096783
was there a girl involved?
>>10096743
Went to work, came home, hosted, played vidya with friends, and now I'm playing vidya with other friends.
>>10096797
Yes
>>10096743
Spent all day out in 95 degree weather fixing a tractors leaking power steering so I could use the bucket on it to move heavy scrap metal onto a trailer. Now I'm chillin with a sunburn.
>>10096822
gross ass motherfucker I bet you have cooties now
get away from me
>>10096743
I broke my leg while redecorating my house.
>tfw can't host because still in the hospital
>>10096850
No
>invades personal space
We're all in this together
HUH!
>>10096859
stop you fool you'll doom us allAUGHAGGUAHGUAHGAUAGHUAH
>passes out
>succs you off
>Shimakaze (female)
>>10096894
>cums
>Shimakaze (male)
HEY! WAKE UP!
>>10096917
Fuck off Carl.
>Shake
>>10096917
Giv... Fivee... MinutezzZzzzz...
>>10096928
Hey Drink Cup! You want me to kick your ass!
>>10096917
>cums
>>10096917
Screw off; I'm tryin' to sleep here.
>>10096917
And what do you want, exactly?
>>10096917
>The Inkling comes out of a door that seemingly appears from nowhere, groggy and rubbing one of her eyes
Why're ya yelling, old man? People are winding down to sleep right now.
>>10097007
Get back in my sex chamber Patchy! We're still not done with the Scarlet Leather Rhapsody!
>>10096917
No.
>>10096917
I assure you I've been perfectly awake the entire time.
>>10097060
What kind of ridiculous notion do you have in your head now, anon? Because I fully assure you, it will remain there.
>>10097088
But who else can I dress up in tight leather to cosplay Rider?
>>10096917
Sure, but you are forgetting that it's one am. actually, I better sleep, nothing interesting happens in this place in this hours
>>10097109
Someone willing to be in your presence for more than a few moments, I wager.
>anon complains that they never talk to me
>I respond
>he says 2 words and then drops the convo
>some anon asks for my discord
>I give him it
>no new messages
>some anon replies to my rp
>I respond
>he doesn't
brb bms
gg BGObros
>>10097033
>tfw you respond to that but not to me
>>10097130
2 in a row babyyyyyyyyy
If you count the draw that is
>>10097129
>pets yuno
>>10097139
well you technically dropped out of game 2 right at the start last week
but i'll count it
>>10097145
Pretty sure that's lenny
>>10097153
that was only due to forces out of my control, such as shitty Internet
>>10097155
oh
>>10097129
>unpets
>>10097129
>I'll talk to you over discord if you want.
>>10097131
>Were you the one asking about people's days? Mine was uneventful, did my usual noontime jog, made lunch afterwards, came back here. Right now just listening to music and reading the My hero academia manga
>>10097162
true
looks like we're tied with winstreaks
you just broke my x2 winstreak, i'll break yours next week
>>10097180
How long did you jog.
>>10097145
th-thanks
>>10097201
Host pls
>>10097195
well you're certainly welcome to try but believe me, i'll be doing my best to make you eat those words
BGO is the only game where the RNG is on my side, it's a miracle
>>10097199
>2 mile jog, around 12-13 minutes usually. Even though it's summer, I don't wanna be rusty at track meets.
>>10097180
No, that was me. Not sure what the other guy's talking about.
I just wanted to see what people do on their daily lives besides being here. You know, just because.
But then again, you get responses like >>10096773 .
>>10097223
I might have to make the spaces 300 again if we're going to be getting low amounts of players next time
it'll give me more time to collect exodia which i didn't get to do this game
>>10097229
Pussy. I run 3 times as much daily.
>>10097240
Neato, I don't wanna overwork myself and 2 mile jogs are perfect for me, I'm more of a sprinter so I need to work on my endurance.
>>10097235
Me neither. I didn't see any other questions.
>>10095907
>>10095914
Aha...I'm ashamed to have won while I wasn't even here. Thank you very much for hosting, and thanks to the rest of you guys for congratulating me. My heart can't take that amount of kindness.
One day I will own this place
>>10097311
Keep telling that to yourself, shit skeleton.
>>10097311
No, you won't Hee hee hee, you've got no power you bag of bones! A stiff wind can break you apart! Ah hah hee hah!
>>10097311
You will once you live up to the old Skeleman, he had a 3 game win streak going once.
>>10097127
You should live a little. You look like you haven't been with a man in a thousand years. Give the guy a try. Who knows, you might like it.
Um.. uh.. Hello everyone
>>10097338
....Yo.
>>10097311
No, you won't. The arena is for everyone who looks for a challenge, not for a spooky scary skelety bones like you, bocho.
That one day is not today as something has come up
>skeleton
>>10097338
Aren't you that old man who was just yelling at us to wake up? Whaddya want now?
>The Inkling yawns after she's said her questions. She still seems pretty tired.
i think i just swallowed a mosquito
>>10097366
you're gonna die
>>10097311
I-I want you to own me!!!
>>10097366
Enjoy the HIV
>>10097350
Hey...
Wow.. this is awkward..
>Lester gets a bit sweaty
So uh.. who are you?
>>10097360
Old man? Uh.. N-no I'm not him... and i uh... you can go back to sleep if you want to... hehe
>>10097415
hes gonna drink all the blood from your blood sac, killing you instantly
>>10097336
With someone that crass? I'll decline. I don't see myself with a person like that.
>>10097338
Yes, greetings. That is all that seems to be said here in these hours.
I think I swallowed some cum
Is Reigen here?
>>10097423
Better hope your sister doesn't smell your breath, Red.
>>10097426
Yeah, I'm right here. Wearing Hoshi's mask
>>10097411
The name's Grey.
>He hands the man a card.
If you ever need someone dead, intimidated, or just in need of someone to talk to, I'm the man for the job. Might I ask for yours?
>>10097415
Yeh.
>>10097411
>The Inkling starts to seem uneasy around the man
Nah, I'm still not tired enough yet. The old man's yelling made me wide awake
>>10097426
>I got Reigen's discord if you want me to send something his way.
>>10097437
That's not a Hoshi mask. It looks nothing like me.
>>10097437
I haven't seen him wearing a star mask before how am I supposed to trust this
>>10097446
It's something I'd rather talk about directly with him
Thank you but no thank you
>>10097458
It does because you're a star. ;)
>>10097469
>shoots
Ice cream host come back
>>10097422
You'll never get a man with that attitude. All men are like that in one way or another. You may just die a virgin if you keep it up.
>she decides to stretch out on the grass
Don't mind me. I'm new here and I'm bored. I'll just take a nap untill I see something interesting.
I was wondering. The competition here is great, but what if we had something different, like a cook off? I can make some mean schnitzels!
>>10097422
Hours? Uh... what do you guys even do here?
>>10097443
>Lester takes the card
Uh... hello gray..
So you are some sort of therapist hitman judging by this card and what you just said..?
>>10097446
Well that sound like a 'you' problem not mine...
I uh.. hope your problem gets resolved..
>>10097458
We all have our masks inside.
>>10097465
Can't you recognize his voice, except sexier?
>>10097469
I feel like I'm supposed to be insulted by this.
>>10097490
That would be baking, not cooking.
>>10097508
>>10097494
Just a man trying to put food on the table. Killing's just a hobby, and you know what they say, when you're good at something, never do it for free. And, uh, I'm also a great listener.
>>10097490
>tfw no qt soma ava to cook with
>>10097508
I'm deaf
>>10097508
What's that supposed to mean? I'm not wearing a mask at all. I do have a hat though.
>>10097511
It wasn't an insult at all. ;-;
>>10097511
S-same thing right? Both are part of the culinary arts.
>>10097527
Never say never!
>>10097534
What's with the pale ass face with rosy dots like a blush
>>10097488
That's hardly my concern at the present moment. If I want to find a mate, I will.
You make an awful lot of assumptions about me.
>she cracks open a tome
Yes, well... welcome to the arena.
>>10097494
We wait until an event is hosted, and then we fight to the last man standing. A battle royale, as it were.
>>10097542
He didn't say never
>>10097539
Ah...thanks, I guess. I'll take what I can get in regards to compliments in this place.
>>10097542
I don't think so. Bakers and Cooks are mortal enemies.
>>10097544
What do you mean? That's my face. I don't see anything wrong with it.
>>10097527
>implying im sitting through two seasons and two OVA's and 200+ chapters capping this dude just to act like a cheery dolt out of games and throw knives at people in game
>jerks you off while waiting for a game
>>10097562
You could say that about any character, anon-kun.
>>10097560
It's kinda unnatural looking
The pale part looks like you lost a lot of blood but the rosy dots look like you splotched makeup on your face
>>10097577
What you're saying is, you wish for me to look more human? I think I look human enough, no different than anyone else here.
>>10097552
H-he just made it seemed like it would never happen...
>>10097560
How do you know? They both seem friendly to each other. Some chefs do both you know.
>>10097573
You're right but the sheer amount of pages this guy has been on and his actual character are too out of ratio. He's a shounen protag, he's pretty boring man. It's not just not worth the effort in than you'll get out.
do you miss anyone, hg?
>>10097550
>her ears twitch when she hears arena mentioned
Hmm? There's an arena around here? Any strong opponents in it?
>>10097523
Okay... well uh you told me your name and your hobby so might as well tell you mine..
My name is Lester. I've been called different names besides that like L, or uncle Lester, or creep. Anyway what I do is help criminals get out of trouble with the feds, set bounties, and get criminals Rich...
>>10097550
Sounds fun... So what does the last survivor get when he or she wins?
>>10097600
I miss my dad.
>>10097600
Vert. A constant dead hour host he was.
>>10097608
Filthy nigger
>>10097611
Post this with your ava.
>>10097566
I'm sorry, but this is a Christian thread, none of that here.
>>10097600
Vader's french fries
>>10097605
Interesting, you're the one person I didn't know I needed.
>>10097590
Those are self-loathing chefs. Chefs thing Bakers have it easy, standing around an oven with a measuring stick all day, and Bakers think Chefs see themselves as the better out of the two. It's a vicious cycle between them.
>>10097604
>she sits down nearby
Despite what this place looks... you're standing in one.
Of course there are strong opponents.
...Did you really not know until now?
>>10097605
A trophy of sorts, and bragging rights.
>she stares at him for a few seconds
...you don't look like much the fighter.
>>10097616
Oh uh.. you need me?
>Lester gets a bit nervous
What's uh.. going on?
>>10097527
>Tfw considered picking him up but the first episode absolutely turned me off
>>10097631
And which do you prefer? Baking or cooking?
>>10097633
Just in case I ever have the feds or local law enforcement on my tail after an especially heinous crime. While I could always come here, it'd be better to get them off my back completely.
>>10097633
...
>>10097662
The police never come here. There's that one detective that comes pretty rarely but he never has enough evidence to shut down this place or /erp/ so we send him off.
Strange question but...
Does anyone here grow Crayfish?
>>10097654
Either or. I'm not a picky guy. When you have nothing to eat but mushy food with no taste, you learn to appreciate both.
>>10097632
>Lester starts to sweat
W-what are you talking about? I'm a fighter..! I just don't look like one but I am!
>>10097662
Or what you could do is give me your phone number and you can just give me a call, anytime, so I can call off the Feds and pin the crime on someone else.
>>10097632
Last thing I remember before waking up here was a drinking contest. I thought I just had one sake barrel too many and woke up outside. Who runs the arena here? I
>>10097680
Yes
>>10097676
Hmm? That's why I said I could always come here.
>>10097683
I hear you. You can't be picky when you're out there in the wild. You ever had snake before? It's surprisingly delicious.
>>10097698
Mind posting a picture of them?
>>10097714
I was never in the wild. I have never gone hunting either. I could never get myself to kill deer. I know it's for food purposes, but...it's just difficult.
>>10097721
I would but my tank is not in presenting condition at the moment as I just cleaned it out
Ask again tomorrow though and I will
>>10097691
Well, that's... hard to answer. No one person runs this place. Everyone does, in a way.
And most of us are strong... in our own ways. Yours is rather apparent just from a glance.
>>10097689
What am I talking about? You hardly look suited to it, unless you're using magic like myself.
>>10097689
Well, of course, how else would I contact you? Email?
>>10097731
I Don't want to sound too heartless or anything because I love animals, but in some situations, it's either the animal or you.
>>10097766
Woops...
>>10097766
Completely understandable, but why would you ever put yourself in that situation? Walking into a lion's den is pretty much asking to be clawed. It's a prevented by not walking through the Sahara.
>>10097670
Oh god it's one of the mutes.. ugh..
What do you need exactly?
>>10097735
look can be deceiving..
Uh.. what I mean is that well... I can handle myself in very dangerous and tight situations..
>>10097760
Just give me a call and I'll explain on the line.
>thread is alive right when I'm about to sleep
Stop being boring, HG.
>>10097803
>Does the jerk off emote
>>10097814
What if I say I won't stop being boring?
>>10097814
Do you want me to post something cute?
>>10097735
Really? No set manager? Then I guess I'll just go back to taking that nap. Maybe something interesting will happen after.
>she lets out a yawn as she stretches out again
>wanted to try out the ava before bed. Might decide to keep her. Good bed Patchy, and anyone else reading this.
>>10097814
It stops being boring when you start getting interesting.
I WANT TO ARRPEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi, I'm Poppy and toda-
>Poppy attempts to get something off of her tongue for a solid 3 minutes
I forgot what I was gonna say.
>>10097826
>yeah, same here.
Let's hope for your sake you wake up for it.
As for me... It's time I make my exit.
>>10097803
>she shrugs
Far be it from me to doubt. We'll just have to see when it starts.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
>sleep on arm
>arm is sore and tight all day
>don't realize this until now
>tfw been thinking hg actually gave me cancer all day
God save the Queen.
>>10097846
Made me laugh.
>>10097826
Farewell, ninja girl.
>>10097835
Maybe you should go to sleep. Think about it in dream world.
>>10097797
Because there is so much to see for yourself! There's things that no national geographic program can show you! It's the only way to really appreciate the beauty and respect the power of nature. There's still tons of places no man has ever set foot, treasures and secrets to discover in long forgotten ruins. Isn't that worth a little danger? I'd rather die doing something I love rather than sitting on a couch watching a documentary through a tv.
>>10097831
Multiple people have made greeting posts, anon. What's your excuse?
>>10097865
>inb4 greeting posts are cancer
Literally everyone here is cancer
>>10097860
What an interesting and remarkable suggestion that no one's ever told me before.
>>10097865
I'm not on my PC
I hate mobileposting
>>10097846
fap more to strengthen your arm
Okay lads. Roll call. Where do we want to go today? Not the high school I still haven't cleaned the stains out of the bathrooms
>>10097881
Gotham
>>10097881
Grave encounters is cool
>>10097823
>Lester gives you a concerning look
Are you coming on to me?
>>10097845
Uh okay...
>Lester says the word jerkoff under his breath
>>10097881
Uh.. the comic book store
>>10097846
What a dummy. Go to sleep now, it's late.
>>10097881
I'm Poppy
Let's go tap dancing.
I invented tap dancing
>>10097863
I'm all for thrill seeking, but doing it at the expense of an animal that's trying to mind its own business is not how I like to roll.
It's good you have such ambitions. Do it while you're free and capable, though I'm sure you've already done it enough times.
>>10097872
I didn't ask you a question, I'm telling you in the nicest way I can that you should go to sleep. There's no use staying up if your brain is mushy.
>>10097887
Smart choice! I won't even have to clean the stains there!
First 24.
>>10097900
Can I tap your ass?
>>10097881
Anything is fine with me.
Except for the prison game. I don't want to go back.
>>10097904
Lester
>>10097904
Gascoigne
>>10097904
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>10097904
Plague Knight
>>10097904
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10097904
Ranma Saotome
>>10097904
Elias Ainsworth
>>10097904
Fighter
>>10097904
Miss Fortune
>>10097904
Araragi Karen
>>10097904
Squirrel Porn
>>10097904
Leo
>>10097904
Fluorette
>>10097904
Adachi
I love Kami-sama.
>>10097903
Craig
>>10097904
What ever you say, you half-bit dishwasher. No-good gearbox. Dirty rustbucket. Worthless scrap heap.
>>10097330
That's not even true, I can turn myself into steel. If that's not power than I dunno what is.
>>10097332
He sounds like a legend, this Skeleman. I would love to meet him one day.
>>10097351
You claim to fight for justice and yet here you are participating in segregation. Your justice is phoney, stupid girl! A fake! A ruse!
>>10097385
What, you mean like slave labour? Because I could totally use a slave do to my chores and stuff for me.
>>10097904
I'm Poppy
>>10097907
I often wonder that myself, Anonymous
I don't know why everyone wants to tap my ass.
Everyone should just tap their own ass, just the way they are.
>>10097903
But I'm making a sandwich
>>10097904
Tomo Aizawa
>>10097904
Ririchiyo
>>10097904
Mikun
>>10097941
>>10097904
Craig
>>10097904
Albedo
>>10097904
HK416
>>10097903
I normally let the animals go about their business once I get a good look at them. I loved watching Jeff Corwin when I was growing up. But you have some ambitions, right?
>>10097904
Seiga
>>10097965
M-maybe I should get some rest...
>>10097931
>>10097935
>>10097942
>>10097944
>>10097960
Cute.
>>10097904
Tracer
>>10097904
Grey Fifty-Nine
>>10097984
Thirst.
>>10097986
Cancer
>>10097904
Inkling
>Fuckin' captcha
>>10097941
My Justice isn't fake! You're the one who is spreading lies and lying constantly to lure people into your fool traps! Sure you're the one to talk.
>>10097977
>I'm not cancer
Fuck you
>>10097977
I'm Scorpio tbqhfam
>>10097986
Also cute.
>>10097984
Sometimes I wish I could just make myself disappear.
>>10097942
Hurry up and finish it. There should be no reason to make a sandwich this late at night.
>>10097965
I haven't had an ambition since I was younger. What good is ambition when you can't do anything? But...If I had to say there's one thing I want, it would be to have friends and to truly be happy.
Looks like my mobile was banned for avoiding a ban on /a/, kicker is I don't go on /a/, and the last time I got banned on here was when we were on /b/.
>>10097977
Gemini actually.
Check it.
>>10098009
Same.
Can I call your hotline now?
>>10097984
Don't think I've forgotten about what you said the last time with your mask hovering in front of your face.
>>10097977
Don't call my wife cancer
>>10098013
No one cares
>>10097915
>>10097992
>>10098024
>Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Ichigo begins leaving the arena, but not without a few words first.
Give this kid my spot. I've got other things to do.
>>10098024
>Karen jumps on top of him and wraps her legs and warms around his body.
Let's go, host Nii-chan! Further and beyond! Onward!
>>10098024
All set and ready to roll.
>>10098024
Everyone on that image is cancer
>>10098028
Pls don't kick me, I'm far too comfy right now.
>>10098024
It's about time. Let's just get going, i'm gettin' antsy.
>>10098013
Is it still banned? If so, turn airplane mode on and turn it back off. It usually works.
>>10098012
I'm making a grilled cheese sandwich.
The first thing you'll need for a grilled cheese sandwich is two pieces of bread.
And cheese!
>>10098027
>Poppy answers the phone
Sorry, my phone is not plugged in.
>Poppy hangs up the phone
>>10098013
>>10098013
Your mobile has static ip. 4chan thinks you're someone else. This happens to a lot of mobile users.
>>10097997
That just makes me better at identifying things that are fake. Although you don't know it, your justice is misguided. Wrong. Twisted. I bet you don't even know the dictionary definition of justice, you wannabe.
>>10097977
>>10097984
Huh?
>>10098024
Lets goooo!
>>10097904
Lum!
>>10098012
Then I'd say your well on your way to achieving your goal. After all I think you already made one friend! I'm a little tired so I think I'll hit the hay. Guten Nacht!
>>10098024
I'm ready whenever you are.
>>10098062
How are you feeling, district partner? Are you ready for whatever the arena has planned for us?
>>10098043
If you're really sure about this..
>The Inkling seems hesitant for the swap, but packs up her ink-tank and assorted weaponry anyway.
Ready to ink-roll! Hehe!
>>10098024
Don't waste time. I'm ready for the bloodshed.
>>10098024
>>10097940
>>10098077
>>10097803
Right.
>>10098024
Hey, I made it.
>>10098038
Thanks man.
>>10098063
Yeah, I appealed just a few minutes ago.
>>10098070
Assumed so.
Sorry for the wait. Some minor complications.
>>10098081
'Course I am, what kinda question is that? I think the better question is: are you?
>>10098077
You're slower than the one kid that's always late.
>>10098092
What! I thought the opps weren't around for miles!?
>>10098092
I hate music.
I need to be a new person.
I need to change my clothes
>>10098092
Ready and Go!!
.....That was it? Why am I fighting against a old geezer like you.
>>10098060
Notto worro, it's just a reminder. You know, to fear the kick of Justice. Enjoy your... Cans. First time I see someone actually eating a can.
>>10098071
Stop rambling out lies, Mr.Bones. I am Justice itself and you're just a pile of bones, calcium enriched with lies trying to deceive me. Your reality is twisted, Skeleto. I've memorized every word and definition about Justice and everything related to it, mind you. Don't test my limits.
>>10098114
These are just pretend game cops. I'm sure they won't really take you away if you're caught.
>>10097941
Keh? Steel? Hee hee hee...show me.
>>10098092
I know who's who now! Hee hee hah, watch out!
>>10097923
>pets
>>10098139
Oh, thank goodness. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to go cut someone.
>>10098092
There are much more important things to attend to than quarrel over a sack filled with tools that are not of use to me. The only thing I need are the arms I bear in both my hands.
>>10098112
It's not my fault I got distracted, you know. These kinds of things just happen sometimes.
>>10098078
I could have. Who knows for sure what others feel and think.
Good night to you too.
>>10098092
There's nothing I needed inside of it. I wish the best of luck to you. Hope you make it out alive.
>>10098102
I always am. I just wanted to make sure you were prepared. I wouldn't want to get...oh, never mind.
>>10098139
Hi, I'm Poppy and today we're talking about the difference between the Adachi and the Batman
This one's white.
This one is not white, he's in a black suit.
I can take a selfie with Adachi.
This one has a hoody on it and this one has a bat on it.
I can also take a selfie with the Batman.
Adachi will turn into a small pumpkin and the Batman will turn into a big pumpkin.
>>10098139
Hey man, are you alright?Wh-What the hell're you do--WHOA BUDDY! PERSONAL SPACE! PERSONAL SP--GYAAAHAAAAAAAAA!
>Ranma proceeds to let loose a loud cry of sheer agony as Gascoigne just straight up bites his ear off. The martial artist passes out right then there...mostly due to shock.
>>10098171
There can only be one!
>>10098139
Did...did you put me inside of a prison? Please do not do that. I want to stay out of that place.
HEY GAS COIN
BLOODBORNE SUCKS.
Dubs decides on what ava should be turned into a faggot
>>10098177
Look! If you save me, you can become an honorary member of Thot Patrol! PLEASE!?
>>10098138
Okay, I won't bother tryin' to trick ya anymore.
>The skeleton shrugs.
Justice is shit anyways, so...
>>10098139
I live, I die, I stay dead for a little while, I become undead, I die, then I become undead again! Just like in that movie, Mad Mex.
>>10098148
Okay.
>In the blink of an eye the skeleton's bones are coated in steel. In another blink of the eye he returns back to normal, calcium-enriched white bones.
Ta-da. I got that power from a Skeleton God. Actually, not a Skeleton God - THE Skeleton God. How's that make you feel, midget?
>>10098200
Gascoigne
>>10098185
>Ayyy, thanks mate.
>>10098183
N-no. You of all people should appricate killing games inside prisons. Hosts need to do some crazy shit for ratings.
>>10098177
Today we're going to learn how to play my song "Shark Repellent".
First go like this.
>Poppy plays some chords on her guitar
And then go like this.
>Poppy plays some more chords
Now you know how to play my song "Shark Repellent".
>>10098171
I'm pretty well prepared, just like you I always am. Shouldn't you be more worried about yourself? It's all for one out there, team work doesn't really lead to anythin--
>>10098212
...Never mind; I seriously wasn't prepared for that.
>>10098212
I wouldn't appreciate that. Sending me back there is worse than thinking that girl can kill batman.
>>10098208
It makes me feel twice as determined to make you a pile of bones again! Ah hah hee hah! You see, these chemicals are CORROSIVE! Steel? No match! Hah hah hah hah!
>>10098212
Ah hah hah hah hah! You fool! That's suicide!
>>10098219
10/10.
>>10098212
Oh, that bitch, she's getting patrolled next. Saves the thot rather than me...
>>10098200
Soviet
>>10098197
>m8 I will hijack an airplane and fly it into your house
>>10098212
Why won't they listen?
Why won't they listen?
Why won't they listen?
They're not gonna listen.
Why won't they listen?
Do you think they're gonna listen?
They just won't listen.
I don't know if they're gonna listen.
I don't think they're gonna listen.
Quick boring peace slide. Why people hunt for others in groups really gets you thinking.
>>10098255
Oh wait
>>10098230
Hm? What was that last part? You cut out at the worst time.
>>10098241
I don't have any secrets. Everything about me can be found online. That's the benefit of being a criminal.
>>10098241
Do you ever wish you could just... restart?
Everything's gonna be okay.
Don't worry about it, you're gonna be fine.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What would it be like if you could just restart?
You need to stop worrying so much.
What if you could reboot yourself, almost like a computer?
I wonder what it's like to reboot.
Everything's gonna be A-okay.
Is it okay to think things like this?
This planet makes sense to me.
Everything's perfect.
Am I gonna be okay?
The internet makes sense to me.
Everything in your life is perfect, what do you have to worry about?
It's okay, I think everything's gonna be fine.
I believe that everything's okay.
>>10098255
>tfw not safe with my male avas anymore
Fuck
No one invited you Clayface, fuck off. What a pace killer.
>>10098212
Neither, really. I don't feel pain, only anger. And this is making me frickin' angry...
>The skeleton dies of an aneurysm.
>>10098238
And your doubled determination to make me into a pile of bones makes me triply determined to pump you full of lead! Corrosive isn't even a word in my incredibly stunted vocabulary, so your attempts to threaten me go completely over my head.
>>10098256
DaS 2 is better
>>10098255
>>10098281
>Soviet no longer thirsts after female avas
Oh thank go-
>Remembers Ramsay
FUCK
>>10098277
Well I was GOING to say teamwork leads to nothing but betrayal here...but uhhh, I kinda got cut off by having my head smashed into the pavement.
>>10098241
>>10098277
Erm...yes, same here! I'm quite the outlaw, hee hee hee...nothing to hide!
>>10098284
Could it not have been another tribute? Hah hah!
>>10098285
You don't even have a brain, of course it flew over your head! Hee hee hee hah hah! How about: it melts metal! Makes it go kaput!
>>10098284
Wait a minute...
Are you saying this is some sort of...suicide squad?
>>10098208
TAKE THAT BACK! JUSTICE ISN'T SHIT. YOU ARE.
>>10098302
Listen doc, I don't have time for these word games. Sell it to me straight or I won't be buying, ya see?
>>10098304
Sounds to me like you've become some type of villian. Just in time too, defeating these minor characters get you one more step to victory!
>>10098266
I love my sunglasses.
I love my sunglasses so much.
My favourite thing about my sunglasses is they allow me to see things that aren't usually there.
I hope they sell sunglasses.
>>10098284
I've been waiting so long for this moment, but we're finally interviewing this plant.
>>10098298
>Ramsay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYA8Gr5NTY
oh no
>>10098313
Who turned out the lights?
Where did the lights go?
>>10098309
Why the heck would I take it back? Justice is shit, it stops people like me from being able to do whatever I want whenever I want. Absolutely terrible. It is the worst product of the evolution of humanities ethics and morals and all that gay shit.
>>10098299
It's not just teamwork, and it's not just this place. You'll be betrayed in one way or another by humanity as a whole I guess you're still too young to fully understand that.
>>10098302
We've had a heart to heart moment before, Plague. I think you can do more than just that.
>>10098313
Don't make me tell a joke like that ever again. They weren't even dinosaurs, just poor innocent girls that didn't deserve that fate.
Pretty bloody feast here. Not too long to go now. Not even a week and you're this far down.
>>10098312
But that would ruin the fun! It's much more amusing to keep you guessing! Hah hah hah!
>>10098313
What a dump! Hee hee!
>>10098357
Not with HER here!
>>10098290
>not with this human effigy shit it ain't
>I mean
>what the fuck die and your health bar gets nerfed then you gotta buy a limited item to fix it I'll take farming blood vials in hemwick for the next hour any day over this
>>10098362
What a miserable bucket of bolts. I cannot wait until he's obsolete! Keh...
>PK
>>10098362
>For good measure, Ryoma hits her with a normal tennis ball he pulled from his jacket
Hm. Stay there and keep doing what you're doing.
>>10098363
You're going to have to give me more information. Who is "HER"?
>Ryoma
>>10098366
>dying and losing max health is bad now
>what is demons souls and dark souls 3