RWBY/RT Trash General #461: Trap Edition
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1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 7 link:
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/ea562e53-c0eb-4a8d-ad3e-9284bdc1003d/index.m3u8
Post lewd Jaune.
Post lewd bun.
>>10092947
Is this Jaune?
I enjoy Weiss' company.
>>10092947
>>10092968
*pats "Jaune"*
>>10092968
It's better.
Post Martial Arcs.
>>10092947
>>10093044
>>10093167
>>10093167
Not owed enough.
"Anon, only one of us can be the self insert OC of this fic! Today you die!"
>>10093255
>Self insert fic
I don't write those because they're sad and pathetic.
>>10092963
The bunny's only good for her cunny.
>>10093255
>>10093351
She's also good for cute!
>>10093220
>>10093351
Who is worthy of the cunny?
Is this 'tism storm over?
>>10093384
He's a big guy.
>>10093370
cute is dime a dozen in Remnant
>>10093396
True, but that doesn't make it any less worthwhile.
>>10093391
I hope so
>>10093395
4 u
>>10093377
Whys Ren always the woman in these?
If there is one thing I hate more than anyone who works with, is associated with or is directly involved with any and all shopping channels other than niggers, commies and juggalos of course is Zombie apocylapse fags
I simply cannot believe the still exist in the current year
I found this video on some zombie forum and I nearly died from the utter stupidity and autism( yes I know the video is 6 years old )
https://youtu.be/iS8KXHBCimo[embed]
>>10093395
Darn.
It seems I'm not worthy.
>>10093429
4 Velvet!
>>10093391
You are on 4chan
This place is the Eye of Terror for Autism
>>10093439
probably a mix of him being both shorter and more feminine of the two
>>10093426
Oh dear, I'm making Weiss nervous.
>>10093384
Who dares, wins
>>10093463
Im still waiting for more mating presses.
>>10093500
Gaaay
>>10093384
The usual
>>10093514
What noises does Ren make when the dick goes in?
>>10093515
Well I should certainly hope so.
>>10093563
>Coco's gay for Velvet
>Velvet's into Yatsu
>Yatsu wants that Fox booty
>Fox is head over heels for Coco
Truly a cuddlepile is the only correct answer.
>>10093555
I'm not sure which I want more, Ren to make quiet whimpers and gasps, or to moan loud like a whore.
>>10093500
Its official, Coco is the true owner of the cunny.
>>10093555
Airplane noises
>>10093657
>official
Don't make such bold claims when all either side has is fanart.
>>10093657
Leader's prerogative
>>10093657
>implying that bun isnt tapped by the entire team
>>10093635
>Ren moaning like a whore
>Keeps screaming for him to give him that dick while calling himself his husbands bitch and cumdump.
>>10093710
>Implying the bun isn't tapped by the entire school
Good 'ol faunus "Scholarship". That quota's getting filled if you know what I mean.
I'm going to scam your waifu into giving me the legal title of the Roman Emperor and make it so my country of origin is made the legal Roman Empire!
I know the bitch has the deed
*blocks your path*
>"Heh, do you believe in destiny, kid?"
>>10093736
I want Ren to be his stoic self in public but a complete whore in private.
>>10093828
Yeah.
It's my destiny to get Jaune's dick.
>>10093384
If you've a pulse you're good to go.
>>10093860
A pulse and 20 dollars
Faunus may be cheaper on average, but they never give it up for free
>>10093864
DELET THIS
>>10093860
So, she's a slut.
>>10093710
I wanna tap the bun
I am gonna lock Jaune up in a basement until I feel like its time to stop doing it!
>>10093736
>After a night of passion Ren is left a trembling cum filled mess unable to close his legs
What does RWBYg think of Pikes (The weapon not the fish)
I like pikes, I LOVE pikes and I think to only way to make pikes better is to have teeny tiny itty bitty smaller than Weiss's titties explosive devices on the tips so when some dumbass rushes the pike block he fuckin wrecked by the military equivalent of fire crackers
>RWBY in 2011
>THIS'LL BE THE PARTY ROCKERS WE'VE WAITED FOR IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>10093985
Idk about the weapon but the fish is cool.
>>10094005
>RWBY premiered four years ago
>2010 was seven years ago
>The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, Roman nor an Empire
>Every post you make on 4chan drives the total post number up by one
>>10093828
Yall faggots wanna learn how to militarize short buses?
>>10094288
>>10093584
M-mm, I want to be Fox in this love square.
Man, chibi Cinder is so much better than canon Cinder
>>10094303
Is that a Yes or a No?
PENNY!
>>10094303
>>10094288
That's what Jews did in the early days of Israel, no?
>>10094348
Is super cute!
>>10092947
>>10094348
Doesn't water short circuit her?
>>10094366
I dunno
But do you wanna learn how I think Jihad Joe and his friends could and or would militarize one?
>>10094398
she's probably decently water proof
>>10094348
Can I cuddle it?
>>10094393
Why is that ghost giving Jaune a handjob and caressing his nips
>>10094376
I love her to bits!
>>10094461
Ozpin had to find something to do while waiting to be transferred into a shota
>>10094398
You know you can buy plenty of tech today that's waterproof right? Including super sensitive smartphones
>>10094634
Amazing.
>>10094634
That's not the only thing super sensitive...
>>10094461
To make him cum.
>>10094498
What's he going to do in that shota body?
Who do you guys ship Neil with
>>10095170
I don't ship children, anon.
>>10095170
Jaune
>>10095170
who
>>10095170
Nerris.
>>10095235
>not Nikki
>>10095265
I didn't see Neil go looking for Nikki once he got tired of coding.
Is using makeshift APC's as VBIED's a good idea in your opinion? Because it is in mine
The APC drops off the troops it's carrying, charges forwards and snackbars thus providing the deployed troops a potential hole in the enemies line that can be widened through synchronized artillery and mortar strikes as well as armored spearheads
I'm surprised ISIS doesn't do shit like this
I mean SVBIED doctrine is pretty universal but having them serve double roles as APC's is genius
Problem is finding a vehicle large enough to carry a reasonable amount of troops and in addition to a moderate amount of explosives
>>10095170
tamii
>>10095292
Of course these tactics would be used only by Jihadist units as 1st world militaries wouldn't dream of doing shit like that if they could find willing volunteers and reduce APC production cost to 1$ a unit
>>10095292
>>10095292
I don't see what any of that has to do with Yang's tits.
>>10095310
i mean tabii
>>10095292
What do you think Jaunes cum tastes like
>>10095343
Considering how large he got hes probably eating a lot of meat so not that tasty.
Would you swallow?
>>10095292
The armor plating would make excellent shrapnel and assuming the vehicle is large enough to carry several men can be packed with a hefty chunk of explosives
Of course Makeshift APC's without weapon mounts would be used in this regard would be counter productive
>>10095366
Fuck yeah gimme that nasty load
>>10095396
Would you rather be face fucked or suck it out?
>>10095439
I think I'd want to work my way up to the face fuckin, what with Jaunes strength, so sucking first.
>All this gay Jaune posts.
>When Ren is the one with the twink build.
>>10095532
that's because people want to get fucked by Jaune
>>10095481
>Working your way up to facefucking
But how will he get off?
Would any of you homosexuals in this thread happen to be niggers from outer space?
>>10095622
Can Jaune only get off from rough handling
>>10095640
Aura mate.
I just went on /bant/ for the first time in a week
It's /b/ before it became 24/7 forced and possibly ironic yet still unfunny ylyl threads and tranny porn with flags
>>10095603
>Not both.
>>10095692
Isn't it great?
>>10095721
Yes and No
It's /b/ before it became 24/7 forced and possibly ironic yet still unfunny ylyl threads and tranny porn
But it's still /b/
>>10095757
>people are still falling for the "I bought this from my dealer for $40 did I get ripped off?" copypasta
>>10095807
Why are you samefagging for attention on RWBY of all places?
>>10095713
Good point
>>10095845
I wasn't attempting to samefag tho
I was simply expressing my disbelief that people are that retarded
Roll for your waifu
>>10096438
Make a Ruby version, then we'll talk.
>>10096453
Newfag
>>10096467
Not him but this ain't no get game, and I already have all the rulers
>>10096467
Yes, I know about the penis rulers. While they are grand images, they are not the same as the thing I cited.
>>10096479
>>10096480
>last 2 digits divided by 3.3
You guys really are newfags
>>10096438
>>10096482
>Having to do math after a get
That's not fun at all though
>>10096543
Any grade schooler can punch in some numbers in a calculator if you're too lazy to do basic math
>>10096547
I'm away from home right now, so my phone's shitty image editor will have to suffice!
>>10096467
>>10096835
>>10096838
>>10096467
>>10096835
>>10096838
>>10096842
Still waiting on JNPR
What scares Raven
>>10096977
commitment
>>10096977
Math
>>10096977
Consequences
>>10096977
Paying child support money.
>>10096977
Responsibilities
>>10096977
Taiyang's dick
She still has nightmare that one day it will hunt her down again
>>10097453
>Raven is sleeping in her camp one night
>wakes up to to check on something and hears this
https://youtu.be/QT0cg1eL0AM
>Raven knows the familiar sound of Taiyang getting horny
>>10097642
>It's not too bad.
>He's on the other side of Remnant, she's safe.
>Hears "Answer to Me" in the background.
>Knows full well what's about to happen.
>She isn't ready to bang Taiyang.
Is there any Jaune on rwby mom's content laying around anywhere?
>>10093351
>The cunt that's been stretched out due to her size queen habits
So she's worthless?
>>10098519
Just build a bigger dick
>>10093657
>>10098474
I've never seen any nor heard of any but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
>>10098556
Just had a friend send me this picture today out of the blue and I was curious if there any content laying round here. Thanks
So if Yang is a BDSM fire elemental, does water bondage turn her on?
>>10098596
People just absolutely hate Ghira don't they
>>10098618
No, they just enjoy MILF x Daughter's Friend more
>>10098618
Personably? (Same who posted it) I don't I just like Jaune and the idea of him with milfs is hot. I'd rather like tai or griha just... not be there. But Weiss's dad can rot in hell.
I think griha is hot desu too.
>>10098596
Well that's Sun so that's a little different. At least Sun has met Kali ever, by all accounts the same isn't true of Jaune and any other moms.
>>10098632
That is I'm a fucking moron. God damnit
>>10098628
>But Weiss's dad can rot in hell
Even more reason to have him watch his wife get fucked!
>>10098618
Not at all. Most people just don't take porn seriously and make what interests them. It's not some big conspiracy against Ghira.
>>10098641
Now this I can get behind. Tai and Griha are good enough dudes but breaks Dad schnee's spirit till the heat death of the universe
>>10098618
I like Ghira, but in a gay way
What if you found porn of your wife and daughter fucking a dangerous criminal?
>>10098757
if it were Roman I'd be jealous
>>10098757
How dangerous we talking?
>>10098786
Dangerous enough to impregnate them and give them an abortion at the same time
>>10098618
Don't take it so personally Ghira, it's just porn
>>10098816
Sounds fairly responsible
>>10098846
Actually now that I think about it, that was last week's boyfriend. Now she's onto some stowaway thief.
>>10098849
Sounds like the stowaway thief is getting the raw end of the deal if he's getting with an ex-terrorist
GOOD MORNING
I LOVE CINDER
>>10098978
I LOVE JAUNE!!!
>>10098998
Pyrrha, for fuck sakes you supposed to be dead!
>>10098978
Fuck off Emerald you painfully obvious dyke!
>>10098978
>>10098998
I LOVE PENNY!!!!
unf
>>10099112
Vore?
>>10098978
>>10098998
>>10099100
I LOVE NEO!!!!!
>>10099195
Do you think seeing Roman getting eaten by a Grimm ignite Ruby's vore fetish?
Red vs Blue link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/a6bf53fd-0122-4193-9026-6f1c4d36513b/index.m3u8
>>10099415
Is it just me or is The Director's voice different?
>>10099415
>That incredibly conspicuous voice filter for Tex
Just as I was about to be excited about best girl's return. Choreography was decent at least
http://ndgd-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/162225125301/yang-xiao-long-commission-support-me-on-patreon
New NDGD
>Speed Humps in captcha
>>10093370
Odd combination there.
How do you download those weird .m3u8 files? Or do you just open it in .vlc and it'll play the episode?
Im confused.
>>10099672
The second one
>>10099684
Strange, my VLC cant open that file.
>>10099715
1. Open VLC.
2. Press ctrl+N.
3. Paste m3u8 link.
4. Press enter.
>>10099715
use https://www.hlsplayer.net/ then, I had the same problem with VLC
>>10099726
Thanks!
>>10099729
I'll try it next time it dont work.
When is Kali going to suck Zwei's cock?
>>10099748
This guy might do it
https://sankatetsuyumi.tumblr.com/tagged/RWBY
>>10098618
No, people just wanna fuck Kali
>>10099869
Then why is it always Sun and never Ghira?
>>10099878
Because they want to be a teenager fucking an older woman with abs they'll never have because they're too lazy to work hard enough to get them?
Ghira is Bara incarnate, whereas all teenage males in the show are twinks with the potential to be Bara.
>>10100131
But I'm closer to Ghira in terms of body size. However I don't how tall Ghira is. Maybe 6'8?
>>10100724
Ghira is around maybe 6'5 at the very smallest.
If Blake is 5'9 and Ghira towers over them both.
>>10100724
You aren't the majority
>>10100849
How many of you are 6'1 and 235lbs who played American football. Am I the only one who watches Rwby that is that size
>>10100724
Hey. Hey. Hey. Deaf.
>>10100796
Blake is like 5'6"
Cat ears don't count
>>10100131
All the teenage males with the exception of Ren and Mercury are six plus and built.
>>10100986
I'm not deaf
>>10100984
Rwbyg hardly count to the majority, otherwise you'd be seeing way more gay porn
>>10100984
>235lbs
fatty
>>10100984
You're almost exactly Suns size.
What the fuck are you on about that you're as big as Ghira?
>>10101114
Plus half the people here like the Sun/Kali porn or just don't give a shit
>>10100959
All that vore made her boobs huge
>>10101129
Broad and big. I don't have visible abs either
>>10101125
I ain't fat
>>10101214
>Broad and big
That is how Jaune and Sun are built.
>>10101230
They look like twinks honestly. They're built more like receivers. I was middle linebacker. And you can't see what I look like
If I wanted to commission some autistic OC shit what artist would you recommend?
>>10101257
>>10101230
Ren and Qrow are twink body types, Ghira, Ironwood and Hazel are broad and built, Sun and Jaune lie somewhere more in the middle.
>>10101257
>Middle linebacker
>At 6'1 and not even 240 fit
Why lie on the internet?
Kali's so hot that Sun's abs melted off
>>10099473
>Choreography was decent at least
I'd say the fights lacked momentum (until the flagpole suddenly obtained armor piercing capability).
Still better than any V4 fight.
May be we'll see something close in V5... nah, who am I kidding.
>>10101328
No, they were lost tragically in the fall of beacon
>>10101257
Why are you so desperately arguing this on a Sunday morning?
>>10101350
Is the day supposed to matter
>>10101324
You want me to prove it
>>10101338
I was more judging it against what I remember from the Chorus Triolgy fights, I agree that it was still pretty slow. The part where Carolina throws the shotgun and Donut and he falls over looks particularly terrible
>>10101383
I mean, S13 at least most people agree had good fights. However, Joe seems to be even worse at trying to infuse comedy into his fight scenes. Instead of having a bunch of pauses like the last major S13 fight had, a lot of the first part here is just unnecessary music gags.
>>10101577
IIRC the season 13 fights mostly relied on dramatic and interesting set pieces to make up for the somewhat mediocre quality of the animation. And yeah the music jokes this episode didn't really land
>>10098978
I LOVE MOONMAN!
>>10101666
Well yes, that is also true. The fights with Sharkface had interesting environments that both fighters used, and the rematch with Felix and Locus had good surroundings that were used to both sides' advantages as well.
>>10098978
I LOVE ROMAN
>trusting faunus
>>10101853
Fucking faunus!
>Arc is now Beacon's Headmaster
Who else is keeping up with Coeur's Wild Ride?
>>10101952
>>10101952
IT'S ALL COMING TUMBLING DOWN!
TUMBLING DOWN!
>There are people willing to pay to have pics of Yang dying drawn
>>10099415
Quite a weak episode.
>>10102415
People are fucked up yo. Nothing new.
>>10102415
...why
>>10102415
Is this the same guy as the other yang torture pictures, sure looks like it
>>10102415
This shit is still going on?
>>10102415
Why is the background from Steven Universe
>>10102415
Autism is strong with this one
>>10102497
>>10102511
If it is the same guy, it is so hilarious to me that a Death Battle made him so mad that he's spent (presumably) quite a lot on commissioning Yang death art. How can someone be this mad over a non-canon, fictional fight?
I understand being mad enough to write out loads of posts on it or whatever, but this is another level.
>>10102660
Severe autism.
>>10102660
Alternatively, they're not angry at all and just have a fetish. The Death Battle gives them an excuse to have stuff they want to fap to drawn, without letting everybody know they fap to guro.
>>10102660
>>10102965
I went to the DA account of the person that payed for this commission.
Unsurprisingly, It's the same guy and he's STILL mad about the battle.
http://antcow.deviantart.com/art/I-m-the-female-super-saiyan-687679794
>>10099473
Yeah the awkward voice shit was awkward, should've just written a scenario that didn't involve her.
>>10099415
A-and all the theories why Carolina did not recognize Temple go out of the window.
Same armor, same voice, same troopers. She just doesn't remember them.
Is there any finer way to unwind after a busy day than marathoning Camp Camp? I suspect not.
>>10103624
>Is there any finer way to unwind after a busy day than marathoning Camp Camp?
Yeah.
Porn, Yakuza, alcohol, shaving, sex, singing, recreation, arguing 'bout waifus and all the other shit.
I honestly thought Sun and Jaune were the same person or related for a while.
>>10103705
>>10103705
>Sun and Jaune related.
>They are cousins.
>Neither really cares to explain it.
>As a result, Sun is also aware of Jaune's position regarding his attendance at Beacon.
>Helps cover it up, to avoid Jaune being kicked out.
>Equal parts concern for his cousin and enjoying messing with him.
>Jaune brings nothing but bananas to this arrangement.
Or:
>Jaune and Sun are the same person and are never in the same room together.
>This is done through clever manipulation of clones.
>Neptune is also a clone and unaware.
>>10101952
...well fuck.
I kinda forgot to keep up with Professor Arc after 'hot coffee' with Glynda, and it seem I've been missing out.
>>10103449
nah man, temple is just telling fibs I want to believe
Fresh Chocolate Mama
>>10094461
>it's the ghost of Pyrrha
>>10104609
>Better designed character than almost every RWBY character
>Even without the hair
>>10104503
I love that lioness!
>>10099878
Illicit affairs seem more interesting than married life. The wide majority of porn would sooner focus on the former while rarely ever touching the other.
>>10104778
Possessing a young boy only costs $5? Huh. Thought it would've been more.
>>10104793
Mass production made it cheaper
>>10104793
There's always a catch.
>>10096838
Unironically laughed at 30cm
>>10104961
>>10105095
Rollin'.
>>10105095
I think there's another version of this where they rewrote the descriptions to be RWBY-specific.
How would you keep your waifu happy with you?
>>10105452
There was but it was barely legible and was a pain to look at.
what if salem held up a toy plane and told watts to get in with her and watts tried to say that wouldn't work but salem held up her salem gun and demanded he get in?
>>10105481
Lick her feet
>>10105462
Jaune seems pretty low maintenance honestly.
Give him attention and give him a good exercise seems to be the trick.
>>10105462
I rewrite her personality so she's happy with me
>>10105462
I guess I would hide happy pills in her meals, man.
>>10105462
Keeping women happy is not a complicated thing but not easy either.
>>10105557
Can it be reduced to a simple equation?
>>10105509
>Give him attention and give him a good exercise seems to be the trick.
Is he a puppy?
>>10105618
No, May. It cannot.
>>10105644
Yes.
>>10105657
>Jaune is a puppy.
Ah, ok then. This picture makes more sense.
>>10105557
"Everything in war is simple, but the simplest thing is difficult."
>>10105618
May's hands look weird in this picture. Why are they so red?
>>10105657
Would he be open to petting ?
>>10105792
Communism
>>10105792
Well, you know what they say about girls with red hands...
Coeur is an overrated hack.
>>10105898
I can't give an opinion on his work because I cba to read 63 chapters of an ongoing story
>>10105805
Tell me about your OC
>>10105618
>>10105753
Off-topic but might as well post it.
>>10106368
>>10106327
Im writing an original story.
>>10106327
Go to the other thread for that bullshit.
>>10106470
What the story is about ?
Which is worse:
-People depicting Neo as submissive and shy
-People depicting Neo as being able to talk
-Jaune being the main character
>>10107032
The 3rd one
>>10107032
Cinder Fall
>>10107032
the people depicting neo as submissive must be a small minority useally its people offering their balls to be crushed under her boot as a offering of devotion
>>10107162
That's how it should be.
>>10107162
>>10107206
Neo crushing other male characters balls and dick art never
why live...
>>10101273
Jaden Kaiba
He's the one who did the triple barrel shotgun guy with the camo pants and trench coat
>>10107625
this nigga right here is the shotgun guy>>10102549
>>10107625
I don't plan on getting that autistic but thank you
What shall we do today?
>>10107882
toilet yang story part 3
>>10107882
we start /rwbyg/ thread simulator but next thread, post memes of /rwbyg/
>>10107882
I want to tease Yang, by penetrating my tip.
>>10108023
What shall it be about?
>>10108308
Instead, Yang would tease you.
Mojo blessed our dark goddess
>>10108669
That Ghost screencap of all those quotes anons made that were absurd, we just add on to it like a 2017 Ghost cap
>>10108690
Salem is sexy
>>10108690
How long is Salem's hair if it looks that big when tied up?
>>10108669
RWBYg
Our autism
>>10108821
It's actually a unique and very lethal species of fungus she uses to look like hair
>>10106597
A weirdo is in love with a cam girl and agrees to help her move apartments because she thinks she's being stalked.
I want it to make people uncomfortable.
Cinder thread next thread?
>>10107162
>>10107356
>>10109680
New thread:
>>10109845
>>10109845