First 24.
No faggots
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>10065755
>>10067470
Lana's mother
>>10067470
BILLY MAYS
>>10067470
Plasma Grunt
>>10067470
Lum!
>>10067470
Reigen Arataka
Penguin
>>10067470
Chisako
>>10067470
Aron.
Charlotta
>>10067470
Vinny
>>10067470
Muteba Gizenga
Poppy
>>10067470
Professor James Moriarty
>>10067470
Kharjo
Mr. Ultra Rare Mats
Tamamo!
Mikazuki Munechika
Elias Ainsworth
>>10067470
MC Ride
>>10067470
a glass of orange juice
Cthulhu
>>10067470
Usotsuki
>>10067470
Mayor of Cantown
Patchouli's ass
The Winner
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>10067470
Merak
Sauron
>>10067470
President Lusamine
>>10067470
Magma Grunt
Astolfo!
>male
Aqua Grunt?
>>10067470
Kamina bump it pls
Thorkell the Tall
>>10067561
>>10067553
>>10067480
I'll bump it if some cute girl sucks my cock RIGHT NOW.
>>10067576
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
YOU FUCKING MADMAN
>>10067576
>gives the succ
>>10067576
>licks pp
Lord Beerus
>>10067576
Sorry, man. All of them have been taken.
T-Thanks
G-Give me two more
>>10067592
Not the lolis.
Dayo.
>>10067598
Eggman-kun
>>10067598
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>10067561
I cant believe I am saying this to YOU but. Want to team up to stop her?
>>10067571
Check it while I wipe the nut off my dick.
>>10067598
Lolis? Sorry, man. I'm not into children.
>>10067576
>Kicks him in the nuts
>>10067624
Let us waste no more time. Me and my blade are ready this time.
>>10067624
Alright, let the manhunt begin.
>>10067624
>>10067487
>>10067611
>>10067621
Sure. May as well kick the ass of that Plasma one too.
And you better not slow me down.
>>10067626
>rolls around on the floor in agony
>>10067624
This is fine. Let's start...
OI! Offer my spot to this runt.
>>10067568
>>10067611
>>10067624
>>10067644
Shoshosho~ Thats what you get for being a pervert!
>>10067624
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10067624
Let's begin.
>>10067660
Well I'll be damned. These games are more luck based than skill based.
>>10067660
>they still havent fixed http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>10067653
S-Somebody else host I have to go to the hospital and salvage what's left of my coin purse
>>10067660
Tamamo no Mae! Ready for combat!
>>10067660
Why must such cursed luck befall me? I can't even make it off the starting line anymore.
>>10067642
You better not slow me down ethier. Yeah sure, she's a lunatic. Wait why where you wearing my team's uniform earlier?
>>10067675
>>10067660
A personal driver from the Rider class? Magnificent!
Now if you wouldn't mind, could you take me to the Arena? I've got some evil deeds that only this old man can carry out!
>>10067660
>honks the horn
Climb on in, old man!
>>10067660
Poppy likes this event.
>>10067685
Aight, aight, Mr. Iwata, I get it. From now on I'll be investing in my luck stat rather than my strength stat. We good?
>>10067640
O-oh!.. You'd really give away your spot so easily..? Thank you! Huh..?
>Kazuma looks over at an empty spot next to him.
What do you mean..? B-but I should at least thank them..
>>10067651
Runt..? I-I think you're a little late but.. Thank you so much all the same..!
>>10067660
>Kazuma quietly creates a small magic circle as he follows her.
Are you sure this person is really that bad Mr. Terumi..? Oh.. Alright..
>A big fireball shoots out of the magic circle engulfing the girl in flames.
>>10067681
What a tragic disaster... I guess I was being a little to rough on him. Poor him~ Anyway I can't stick around, but I'll be back later. Bye bye!
>>10067660
Hah! That'll teach you to mess with Team Aqua!
>>10067684
The sweater is comfy, what else can I say?
>>10067704
>>10067660
>>10067710
>Groaning noises as the girl disappears
>>10067660
Ya'look all bent outta shape; ain't no use struggling just yet the show is about to begin!
>>10067708
I musta slip me tongue...
>>10067727
Sit still, kitty! I don't know what I'm doing!
>>10067727
I'm not doing that. That's not right...
>>10067712
Team Magma > Team Aqua
>>10067727
A bowl of delicious orange juice in the morning is enough to get me through a day filled with harsh battles and endless scheming!
It's also quite healthy.
>>10067739
>We have an MC Ride ava
My life is complete
>>10067738
Stop what you are doing then. You are making it worse!
>>10067727
What would it be like if you could just restart? You need to stop worrying so much. What if you could reboot yourself,almost like a computer? I wonder what it's like to reboot. Everything's gonna be A-OK. Is it okay to think things like this? Everything's perfect. Am I going to be okay? The internet makes sense to me. Everything in your life is perfect, what do you have to worry about? It's okay, I think everything is going to be fine. I believe that everything's okay.
>>10067727
>>10067750
> and we have a vinny ava
> and a shaun ava
> and a elliot rodger ava
> and a larry david ava
>>10067727
I don't believe any of this is.. Oh! Mr. Terumi that's not nice..! I- What..?
>Kazuma suddenly starts blushing and closes his mouth.
>>10067734
It's fine..! Mr. Terumi has those a lot.. More than I'd like..
>>10067759
We have an Elliot Rodgers too? Oh boy.
>>10067758
I just realised the phone was plugged in the entire time.
I love you.
>>10067758
A strange brew. Perhaps the caravan should sell it.
>>10067758
This will be permitted just for the night.
but keep your hands to yourself.
>>10067758
I don't want you in here anymore. Get out, now.
>>10067769
> yellow with a red line through it means that i don't have enough images to ava that person
> just a yellow line means i have enough pictures but could always use more
>>10067780
I'll keep an eye our for any obscure images of the two.
>>10067727
Really, dude? This early in the game and you're already aiming for your own?
>>10067758
>>10067780
Fine, fine. I'll go. No need to get so upset over it.
>>10067727
The hell is that pervert doing to that woman?
>>10067745
That what you think? A shame she already brainwashed you.
>>10067758
>As Kazuma is singing nervously it seems as if an invisible force pushes him as he falls hard to the ground mid-song.
W-why did you push me..?!
>>10067788
i need more of elliot rodger to properly ava him tbqh.
and lenny gave me a 62 page screencap of shaun of the dead so i'm basically set for shaun
>>10067794
>implying I didn't already think that before hand
Groudon > Kyogre
>>10067752
But I caaaaan't! I need to do this!
>>10067758
>>10067776
Whateeeever you say, lady. It's comfy sleeping in dreams...
>>10067800
Right, I doubt there are a huge amount of Elliot Rodgers pictures out there, and Shaun of the Dead is easy due to it being a movie and all.
>>10067758
I-I implore to reconsider...
Ain't nuddin cute about a warrior like me.
>>10067761
Mistah Ter-ru-mi? Nevah heard a name like that before, you must be foreign or something?
>>10067807
My life is so much better when I use Tide.
One scoop equals six scoops.
And there's eight dollars worth of coupons here.
Please use the new Tide Acti-Lift Crystal system.
I love Tide.
One scoop equals six scoops.
You're so good to me.
>>10067807
Sigh...
You know, the scouting part of the game is always the most boring.
>>10067807
>>10067807
Hahaha! I will put you all down!
>>10067808
No, you need to stop.
>>10067745
Good job anon!
>>10067807
Sleep mode..on..
>>10067807
>>10067803
Kyogre would win that fight every time though! What kind of fool are you?
>>10067835
Aww, does kitty wanna be put down, then?
>>10067847
Hi, I'm Poppy and toda-
>Poppy attempts to get something off of her tongue for some time
I forgot what I was gonna say.
>>10067850
And? Groudon look way more rad.
>>10067847
NNNGHHHHHHH RRRRGGGHHHHH
>>10067847
This does seem like an interesting collection of fellows, but I'm not certain that this will work out. After all, I have no clue about things related to music.
>>10067807
>Kazuma keeps crouching and standing back up but pauses for a moment.
Mr. Terumi.. Are you sure this is some kind of spell..?
>>10067816
I-Isn't everyone here a foreigner..? But yes.. I'm from an island called Ishana as for Mr. Terumi.. He won't tell me where he's from..
>>10067847
T-these are the kinds of weapons normal people use..? How frightening...
>>10067865
Truly the loudest Nigra.
>>10067847
Of course it had to be ghost stories. What's this, a camping trip?
You could've at least bothered to bring marshmallows...
>>10067847
>>10067893
Heh heh hahaha~!
>>10067863
How is he going to look "rad" when he's unconscious?
>>10067893
Prom? Do I look like a kid?
>>10067893
Excellent fight!
>>10067893
It's so cold outside.
That's why I'm wearing earmuffs.
But I can't hear anything now.
Should I take them off?
What am I supposed to do?
Everything's so quiet when I wear my earmuffs.
Maybe I'll take them off.
When it is cold outside I wear earmuffs to keep my ears warm.
Should my ears be cold?
My ears are warm but I can't hear.
>Poppy takes her earmuffs off and the sound of howling wind gets louder
I like winter.
>>10067903
He'll look fly in his luxury ball
>>10067893
Poppy is so cute
>>10067893
>The old man tries his best to hide the almost unbearable embarrassment that this is making him feel right now
O-Of course I'm only doing this because it's an important part of the preparations for my next plan! That's it!
>>10067909
>Poppy ava
>>10067931
Politics!
I like politics.
I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Donald Trump.
I like Bernie Sanders.
I have an opinion.
I'm so excited for the new President.
I like politics because it's fun.
I like Republicans.
I like Democrats.
Voting is important.
When I'm President, nothing's gonna be illegal so no one can break the law.
I'm proud to be an American.
Poppy for President!
When I'm President, I'm gonna tell all the bad guys to go away.
Poppy for President!
When I'm President, everybody will live for ever.
My opinion matters.
Poppy for President!
The United States of America is perfect.
>the US national anthem playing in the background slowly pitches down
>>10067935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE
I'm Poppy.
>>10067918
You'd capture a magnificent beast like that? I won't lie, both are impressive Pokemon. I personally think that both should be free.
>>10067931
This tool may be useless when you compare it to something like a nuclear warhead, but in the hands of the great Moriarty this hatchet will take down entire countries!
Now I just have to find a country to actually take down with it!
>>10067893
Khajiit guards your back.
>>10067931
At last Kharjo can heal himself.
>drinks a health potion
>>10067931
>>10067951
Naw, you got it all wrong, it'll be having the time of it's life beating the shit out of other pokemon on a day to day basis, not standing in a cave.
>>10067881
Don't question me lack of awareness kid, I ain't sharp but I've got the warriors intellect get me goin.
Are the locals soft spoken and timid as you, child?
>>10067931
>>10067977
I don't rap.
>>10067977
There's something I wanna talk to you about.
I hope you understand why I feel this way.
I've been wanting to say this to my subscribers.
Now I feel like it's the right time.
I want to be on a singing TV show.
I want to win the grand prize.
I want to be the best singer on a TV show.
If I sang on a TV show, more people would love me.
>looking directly at everyone reading this
A singing TV show.
>>10067977
Khajiit thanks you for freeing him. Now I need a new potion.
>>10067977
N-Not this again!
>As they fall from the roof, the old man starts to monologue to himself
Not again! I won't let history repeat itself...again! I, James Moriarty won't die a miserable death like this again! Justice won't be victorious today, because evil will always...
>He keeps this up, hoping that this time he won't turn out to be the unlucky one
>>10067977
Oh bald man, I have more masculinity in my pinky than you do in your entire body!
To think that you could hold a candle to me is just a testament to your mediocrity!
>>10067977
>Mom making breakfast
C U T E
>>10067976
I wasn't meaning to insult you.. I'm sure you're more than smart enough.. You're alive after all.
B-but no, most of the mages of Ishana are outgoing and optimistic..
>>10068032
Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife
Take a shitty day and make it alright, yeah, alright
Oh, in every circumstance
Yeah, you make the difference
Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife, lowlife
>>10067974
So you think that is what it wants to do? It could be lazy, wanting to do nothing but relax in lava or whatever.
>>10067977
Gah... thanks for the help penguin. Ice types may not be so bad after all...
>>10068032
Come on... I need to eat too... spear already!
>>10068032
I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY
JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT!
THEM THANGS, THEM THANGS, DONT EVEN AAAASSK ME!
>>10067931
>>10067966
Whoops~. Did I do that?
>>10068032
Bring me back around! I wanna do it again!
>>10068032
My compliments to the chef! With just one bite, I feel as though I have enough energy to get me through the entire day!
>>10068032
Kharjo must say, these sweetrolls are the best he has ever tasted!
>>10068055
THEN IT'LL RELAX IN DIGITAL LAVA
>>10068032
Ah, how nice of you to invite all of us, and the sweet smell of your cooking is even nicer! It would be such a shame if someone decided to ruin this wonderful moment...
>The old man decides to ruin this wonderful moment and makes sure to steal all the pancakes
Remember the name of James Moriarty!
>>10068070
How could it relax if you're using him to beat up other Pokemon all the time?
Admit it, he would be better off free.
>>10068032
>>10068100
Man, he can pick
>>10067977
>>10068109
I loosened the nails as thanks... they would kill me if I didn't go along with it. Just... get away quickly.
>>10068117
Oh? You'll give him that freedom? How kind of you.
>>10068109
Turns out that attempting to peel oranges with a hatchet isn't the best idea. Who would have thought?
Aron: Poppy, tell them about how much you hate me.
Tell them!
Tell them!
Poppy: But no, I don't hate you.
Aron: Yeah you do, you hate me.
C'mon, tell them.
Poppy: No, I swear, I don't.
Aron: Remember that one time that you said you hate me?
Poppy: Why are you saying this?
Aron: Tell them you hate me.
Poppy: But I don't hate you.
Aron: C'mon, you hate me, remember?
Poppy: No.
Aron: Bye.
>Aron disappears in a cloud of pink smoke
Poppy: Why?
>>10068037
THAT'S THE PROBLEM! I should die like a warrior should, in the heat of battle with a smile on me face.
Ain't no use stickin to dead weights every so often, but it's like a terrible itch in me spirit that will never go away - so you keep at it till you find the perfect match. I ought to peruse this Isshan and "experiment" with the locals.
>>10068141
>>10068141
Today I went to Best Buy for the first time in about four years.
While I was there I realised I could buy a TV, and every TV looked like the perfect TV to buy.
And that's when I realised, why would they make a TV I didn't want to buy?
>>10068141
>>10068166
>When the Poppy ava is good
>>10068180
It's weird when corporations exploit and profit off of the LGBTQ community under the guise of equality while never donating to the cause. Don't you agree, Mayor?
>>10068185
>Should I keep using her? I only entered her as a joke
>>10068185
Yeah, I'm actually pleasantly surprised.
>>10068230
Hello, and welcome to the internet.
I'm here to tell you something today.
This isn't something you've heard before.
This is something I'm going to tell you for the first time ever.
Death isn't the end.
It's the beginning of infinity.
It just keeps on going and going.
I think that's funny.
Do you?
Do you think that's funny?
Do you love me?
Will you do anything I say?
Is money the most important thing to you?
I think money's kind of important.
It's funny if you think about money.
It's funny if you think about... the universe.
This episode is brought to you by Mr Clean Magic Eraser.
>>10068230
>Asgore so desperate to be an oldfag he beats up an old fag
Winner next.
>>10068278
>>10068203
>As a joke
>This isn't even her full power
>>10068278
C'MON, EGGMAN
CRUSH HIS HOPES AND DREAMS OF BECOMING AN OLDFAG.
>>10068293
Sometimes life is like a rollercoaster.
I think that's funny.
If you think about it long enough, time isn't exactly linear.
It's more of a transparent cube with light shining through it.
I'm boring, you're boring, everybody's boring.
I'm thankful for my friends, family, and this photograph of me
>I only recently discovered Poppy through Nightmind but I'm loving the concept.
>I'll keep her, but I'll use her more after going through her entire channel and having built a proper folder
>this is more fun than I expected
>>10068329
Literally who?
>>10068329
Yo wtf how did my grandpa get in
>>10068334
My granddad lmao
>>10068356
Poppy is glad that she could kill her fans in very brutal ways, it was a lot of fun.
Poppy has to go now.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for being my friend.
>>10068329
>>10068356
Uh, congratulations.
>>10068360
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>10068360
>>10068356
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10068360
This game took a long ass-time to finish itself, god damn!
Anyways, congratulations to the old man, and thank you for hosting.
>>10068360
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10068386
Congrats Pops kek
>>10068367
>>10068360
Wait a second, Poppy forgot to thank her biggest fan, mister host!
Everyone give a round of applaus for mister host
Hooray!
>>10068397
Y-You too
>>10068356
Well if ain't that a shocker!
The old coot did it!
A mug of ale on me old man, congratulations, guess I do owe the feller for hosting a thanks.
>>10068356
Thank youu~
https://pastebin.com/HiNirKpq
>>10068356
>>10068360
>>10068396
That ending didn't turn out to be an amusing one, but winning thanks to brute force and a simple weapon like a knife is quite interesting compared to my usual plans.
But my calculations were correct about my victory, so it's fine if it's not a grand finale!
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>10068429
>665
LMAO'ing at your life
>>10068429
>2677
>>10068429
Does not participating in games lower your score at all?
>>10068429
Dang.
>>10068466
>don't get killed
>don't get kills
No, you fucking baka ass nigga
>>10068466
If that were the case Saki shouldn't be there
>>10068484
I could always stall out Emi and hope that she just has bad luck and dies with no kills.
>>10068379
>>10068391
>>10068393
>>10068415
Thank you! Thank you!
If you ever feel like losing to an old man whose back is about to give in, feel free to call the great Moriarty!
>>10068429
The pacifist life is not a fun one.
>>10068502
Or, here's a thought, you could just not.
>>10068429
>most of my fillers aren't in the pastebin
o-oh
>>10068522
>that art
>that blush
Now THAT is cute
>>10068360
Even though I wasn't here for most of it, Thanks for the game.
>>10068526
Not what? It was only an idea, Anon.
>>10068541
>She doesn't have many, but she does have some.
>Her eyes should be violet in that though.
>>10068560
>kissu
>>10068560
Everything in that one has a green tint, so I'll just leave it at that and say that's why it isn't
Becky lemme s m a s h
>>10068590
Hate to break it to ya man, but Becky and a couple of her friends have already been smashed.
>>10068606
A hearty kek was had
>>10068590
Sure.
Lemme just boot up the ol' Wii U...
>>10068579
>Fluorette is green. Her hair, her clothes, it's all green. Most people expect that a YN fangame character doesn't have a canon eye color since they're never shown ingame, pic related.
>The creator consistently draws them with violet, but hey, what can you do? It doesn't look bad on her, at least.
>Fits her better than the typical protag "Red eyes" that everyone likes to draw.
>>10068574
I-...! I'd rather you not do that again.
>>10068528
There's no reason why they shouldn't be
>7 minutes without posts
HG IS DEAD, KIDS.
GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES!
Wake up, HG.
>I can host if no else is gonna go.
>>10068760
We're not in HG, this is my bathtub
>>10068772
Go ahead man.
>>10068778
kek
>>10068778
>not being on hg in the bathtub
>>10068798
ooookay?
>goes back to relaxing
>>10068805
What are you talking about man, it's barely 2 feet deep
>>10068827
>>10068827
>>10068827
>>10068761
stop lewding the punk doggo