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HG
IS
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FOR THE 86TH EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA.
A MEGALOMANIAC HAS LURED 48 JABRONIES INTO COMPETING IN HIS WACKY GAMES, FORCED TO GO THROUGH SOME REAL WEIRD SHIT BECAUSE AS GUESSED, DUDE'S A BIT MESSED UP IN THE HEAD
BUT IT'S ALL FINE BECAUSE YOU GET A SHINY BELT AT THE END !
IF YOU DO WIN !
WHICH YOU WON'T !
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER IF NECESSARY
> SQUAD SPECIFICATION IF YOU WISH TO FIGHT FOR A DISTRICT IN PARTICULAR
TRUST NO ONE
SHOW NO MERCY
HERE WE GO
>>10058164
White Peak
>>10058164
Kuuko
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10058164
Heart and Soul
>>10058164
Natsuki Subaru
Inkling
>>10058164
BILLY MAYS
>>10058164
Kumagawa Misogi
Elias Ainsworth
in district 3
Oshino Shinobu
Zero
>>10058164
Nan
Gascoigne
Ministry
>>10058164
Kouta Tsuchiya
>>10058164
Grey Fifty-Nine
Male
>>10058164
Merak
Evolution
>>10058164
Test
FYXE
Yotsugi Ononoki
Lana's mother
Miku-Chan
Raine Sage
Ash Crimson
>>10058164
Ryoma Hoshi
Aron.
>>10058177
Put me in Bullet club too.
Memoca
>>10058164
Kuroyuri
Rakan Alduaij
>>10058164
Sandu Ciorba
Reigen Arataka
Rubick
>>10058164
Agrias Oaks
Tsubasa Hanekawa
Ryougi Shiki
Emi
>>10058164
Poniko
Lusamine
Ocelot
Milly and Meryl
Ranma Saotome
Yumeko Jabami
>>10058164
Sagiri
>>10058164
Night Dog
Miku's ass
Haru
Nelliel Tu
>>10058164
2002 Randy Orton
>>10058164
The King in Yellow
Age of the Fall
Arashi
reminder that if you diss a game and enter anyways you should fuck off
>>10058164
Dog Mom
EL LUCHADOR
>>10058219
>>10058013
It's because it's so silly that it's the best I tell you!
Anyway, we've got another tournament on our hands.
Good luck to you!
>>10058244
Hi I'm in HG and I'm not going to enter HG.
>>10058052
It sounds like you enjoy your job. I'd like to get paid for doing what I love one day, but it's a long road to go down.
>>10058097
That's how cool I am, I don't need silly clothes to make myself seem like what I'm not. I'm bad to the bone, baby. I've got to flaunt that at every chance I get.
>>10058116
H-hey, I'm just trying to make undead hours more attractive! I can take risks just fine, thank you. And even then I know I'd still be able to balance a healthy budget, unlike you. And just because I'm becoming less harsh doesn't mean the burning hatred deep inside of me has died down. In fact, you only added fuel to that fire when you failed to own up on the bet. I'm just not feeling the insulting mood right now, more of the "silent judgement" mood right now. You'll become a victim of another brutal verbal slaughtering once I feel up to it.
>>10058244
>Not entering seth's shit games just to shitpost them
Step up your game nufag
>>10058246
I have a feeling this isn't Red
Astolfo!
>male
>>10058232
*gasp* a Shiny!
>pelts you with Beast balls.
I must catch you. I must love you
>>10058192
>>10058116
I was told there were different Subaru's, but I don't think there were. It's and only me. I was told all kinds of things about past me, but I just don't get it. Ah well, what can you do? Even if I did do stuff like that, I can't change it. I'll just...be careful about what I do in the future. I don't want to step on any paws while I'm here.
>Subaru sighs and massages his brow, looking more stressed than he really is
Maybe it has something to do with a superpower? Apparently, I can come back to life when I die, and I also have transparent hands that come out of me. Maybe amnesia is a side effect?
>>10058258
I don't have that one, thanks!
>>10058276
Now, I don't get payed for EVERY kill. Just the ones who had hits out on them. I still really enjoy doing what I do regardless.
>>10058276
You can take risk?
How about taking the biggest risk of all time?
You.
Me.
As a team here?
Come on, I may not want to destroy everything on earth but we've got a lot of stuff, in common, remember the dancing? Let's spit in Fate's face, it's 201-
O-Oh wait you didn't even enter the game...
>>10058301
>Using Beast Balls on a normal pokemon
Get a load of this fag.
>>10058301
Keep your distance, psycho. You got your creepy jellyfish.
>>10058336
>Beast
>Balls
>Load
>Fag
Listen to yourself.
>>10058137
Estoy bien,supongo.
>>10058221
>>10058195
MOM FIGHT!
Holy shit Seth post the roster already so I can fucking swap
>>10058276
W-WHAT!? YOU DON'T NEED CLOTHES TO BE COOL?! BUT BEING NAKED IS ILLEGAL! EVEN IF WE ARE SKELETONS WE MOST RESPECT SOME RULES, YOU KNOW? A-AND SOME HUMANS ARE VERY.. "PERVERT" I THINK
>>10058332
I haven't tried going after people with bounties on them, or getting myself hired for hits. I've just been murdering people indiscriminately, y'know? I might have to give it a try.
>>10058335
Y-yeah, I remember the dancing. I also remember you trying to worm your way into my group as the leader despite never meeting any of them before. You remember that? That kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
And maybe, if I had entered, MAYBE I would've teamed up with you. But it's as you said, I didn't enter. I saw how many had beaten me to the entries and decided not to bother.
>>10058268
I don't do too much with luck. Good luck to you too.
Joker
>my comp froze on me...
>>10058394
You gotta work on that speed.
>>10058341
I am psychotic because i want to shower you with love?
And Nihilego is not just some weird jellyfish. Now come. You will make a great addition to my Harem.
>>10058403
It was bad luck.
>>10058384
I do both. It's a job AND a hobby. Isn't that great?
>>10058380
If people want to check out my bone they can go ahead. I can't fault them for wanting to admire it, it is quite impressive. And don't speak for me, I certainly do not respect any rules. I frickin' murder people, for crying out loud!!
Man I really rustled some kid's jimmies a little too hard didn't I.
Oh well that's what makes it fun, tata.
Review this.
Review it carefully.
You got only 5 mins to make a QUALITY review of it.
>>10058363
Saw that post and purposely waited 2 mins more before posting tbf.
>>10058418
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
Hope you are all ready to lose.
>>10058418
"Soul! We've made it into our very best group! What unbelievably good luck!"
>"That's a good luck omen, I suppose."
>>10058418
Looks a-okay, even if I'm not in District 1. I understand that those privileges are over with.
i hate myself sometimes
>>10058418
Age of the Fall? I don't like the implication of this. It's like my fate has already been sealed before the game has even begun.
>>10058418
Yo, can I be a horseman? Death suits me.
>>10058418
I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm beyond ready! Come on, let's just go already!
>>10058418
Nan's ready to rumble.
>>10058418
Sigh... let's begin.
>>10058418
Ready.
>>10058418
>Hanekawa steps onto the podium
I would want those points I earned to go to waste, can I? I better add some more to the pile!
>2 hours of slideposting with no RP
HYPE
>>10058418
Time to lose.
>>10058429
stop swapping out
>>10058413
Yeah, it sounds like you're living the dream. I just have to get my name out there, let people know that there's a skeleton willing to take their jobs on for them.
>>10058429
Thank you lady!
>>10058307
Well... I'm glad you take it this way...
Now I feel bad for the 2nd Subaru... I harrassed him so much about his "past" when it really wasn't him... Damn, I hope he isn't traumatized...
>sighs
Keep the wincard. Somehow I'm sure the Subaru that is on here has found a way out of Neetdom.
If I were I wouldn't cling on these "superpowers" everybody can get one here... But your alternate selves are interesting... Hey!! How about making a dimensional machine and pull them all back here! Kinda like that manga, with the brothers with the bowl haircuts.
>>10058356
Neat!
>kissu
Goodluck in the game!
>>10058418
HEY SETH!!
Ditching Dogmom, the one who swapped you just because she's a dog WASN'T COOL AT ALL
YOU
HEARD ME!
I 'M GONNA WIN THIS IN HER NAME
BRACE YOURSELF!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjcOJmoJwpk
>>10058417
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL KILLING! I-I CAN'T SEE MYSELF KILLING SOMEONE! OR... SEEING MYSELF NAKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
>>10058417
>"Well Meryl... This is the place!"
Y-Yeah...
>Meryl and Milly are both frozen in front of the terrifying gates to the Rigginsmania Arena, quaking in their boots.
Why'd they have to send us here...? On looks alone, this place definitely fails the safety inspection!
>"Y-You know we have to do a thorough inspection. Otherwise they're just going to send us back Meryl!"
>They both gulp.
R-Right...
>And they both enter.
>>10058493
I'm sure you'd be hired pretty quickly, seeing as that you can't die, and you're a frickin' skeleton.
>>10058438
What makes you so sure of your claim? The arena is volatile in nature, constantly shifting and changing shape. How can anybody be sure of their victory given such a scenario?
>>10058491
I will swap out if I feel like it and you can't do anything about it
Except deny my swap
Or if I'm too late I'll just let someone else's swap go through and watch myself get cucked near the end of every game
>>10058447
I hate myself all the time
>>10058542
Kys Ichigo
Hey shitlords.
Still shit I see?
Still shit.
Stay shit, HG.
>>10058553
Y-You too...
>>10058511
I don't think they're alternate dimension Subarus. I don't have the means to access one anyway.
Why bother though? Am I not good enough for you? I know the first Subaru, if there is one, was popular, but I like to think I'm doing pretty good in regards to popularity. Give it some time and I'm sure I'll have my own harem, just like the main characters in some of the anime I watch.
>>10058384
Skeletons are supposed to give people chills but you're the one who should chill out Craig, really. Come on it was just some banter.
Anyway.
There's always next time, we'll team up, alright?
If I win this I'll repay you with the prize money no biggie
>>10058513
The game is very much real killing. You shouldn't be in denial about it, brother. Indulge in it. Become empowered by it. Kill! Destroy! Maim! And skeleton nudity is totally acceptable, man.
>>10058535
Yeah, that'd make me quite the catch on the hitman market. I'll try it out once I get back home, I think I can get my name out there without attracting attention from the cops.
>>10058561
>shitlord
Aha! So it's Tumblr behind all of these posts! You've been outed.
>>10058447
Others already do that for you, so cut yourself some slack, alright ?
>>10058418
IT'S UP
HAPPY KILLINGS
>>10058561
Hey starlords
Still star I see?
Still star
Stay star, HG
Make your own now.
>>10058583
i don't wannnaa
>>10058583
Welcome, welcome! I'm glad you could make it!
>>10058542
>But Ichigo, I don't have an ava in this game.
>>10058561
stay obsessed.
>>10058583
INSTEAD OF SLAUGHTERING ME WHY NOT BUY SOME OF THIS TOP NOTCH OXICELAN?
>>10058583
>The strap of Milly's oversized weaponry just so happens to snap right after they are taunted. She leans down and effortlessly slings it over her shoulder.
>"Oh, Meryl... It broke again..."
Well, I don't know any way we can replace it. Except...
>Meryl shoots a glance at Fyxe who is nearby. That bra's certainly used to carrying two much heavier things than a hunk of metal.
Could you... Come here for a second?
>>10058577
>The skeleton does a spit take (without any liquid) upon hearing that it was "just some banter."
Oh, yeah! Uhh, I was just bantering too. Yeah nah, I'm not actually upset by that, no! Not at all! I'm a banter lord, y'know? These bones are Australian, and we are the kings of banter over there. Yeah. So. Uhh, yeah. I know banter. I can banter.
>The skeleton scratches the back of his skull, desperately searching for another topic.
Prize money, huh? I didn't know you got prize money for winning. Since when did they do that?
>Getting more and more MILF avas in HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsxhMAnglaE
>>10058583
There is room enough for only One Best Mom in this ring.
>>10058578
Opps are the most frustrating thing about the whole thing.
>>10058583
Haha, look at this snake I found.
dewit
>>10058583
"But...But..."
>"Good luck charm, huh?"
>>10058642
>>10058642
Gross.
>>10058583
Nan decides to waste no time getting rid of problem players this time around.
>>10058471
I'm ready to get my sword back. Turns out that one wasn't a copy. It's my favorite sword...
>>10058595
Then I'll hate you so bad it'll make your self-loathing feel so pale and tame in comparison you'll never hate yourself again.
How does that sound ?
>>10058583
Considering Aron just survived the fucking crowd of ECW earlier, he wasn't the best person to ask for this kind of task.
>>10058536
Because so many here are weak!
>>10058583
>Kuroyuri brought it if they needed to nap between rounds rather then using it as a weapon.
>>10058642
>who is the qt?
>>10058592
But someone on the internet bullied me! They said mean things!
>10058608
I will admit you made me laugh pretty hard
>>10058583
Ahaha... I love you guys!
>>10058583
>how can game be over if it bloodbath? chronology pls
>>10058583
I actually brought one just to sit on, free free to beat each other up though.
>>10058669
Nan didn't forget what the frog girl did to her before. This is payback.
>>10058669
One's short, and the other's fucking gay.
>>10058669
>the bigger mystery is how the fuck did the mag artist get away with revealing jack shit.
>>10058699
Anon no I did that FOR A REASON
>>10058669
deal
how much do you want for the service?
>>10058669
More like the other way around!
>>10058668
You shouldn't have offered it if it was your favorite. I have no idea where it ended up now.
>>10058680
You're that fucking slow, dude.
Nice Undertaker impression though.
>>10058669
Loser of Losers for today is Lana's mother.
Her daughter who's probably watching home must be soooooooo disappointed.
>>10058583
It's too bad that they didn't have a green suit, it would've gone well with me. Oh well. Those that are coloured red are often the leader of such groups, are they not?
>>10058669
>Rubick takes every blow like a champ, refusing to let out any pained sounds that would satisfy his attackers.
>>10058673
You'll find that the arena has ways of levelling the playing field, as the saying goes. Weak or not anything goes in such a place.
>>10058576
So you're believing in the amnesia theory and stuff? I mean why not, but aaaah. If it's true why bother? It's like talking to a goldenfish, We're gonna be friends and all but who tells me you're not gonna forget everything?
At least with the alternates Subaru I know they remember me somehow.
>>10058583
>>10058636
Hmm Yeah?
What is it? Please be quick, are you not hearing the crowd roaring? They're waiting for me... But I don't want to be rude.
>>10058734
>first out
Bottom 10 here I come
>>10058669
That was way too eaaasy! I could do this all day.
>>10058652
They may be annoying, but I'm sure you get into a satisfying shootout every now and then with them. Say what you will, they really know how to liven things up.
>>10058669
You have got to be joking.
>>10058742
...
You know what? Nevermind.
>Meryl turns around to Milly.
Forget it! Just carry the damn thing...
>>10058752
>>10058669
I guess I'll have to take the guy later. As long as I'm not forced to buy him tacos...
>>10058752
>gives a consolation hug
>>10058728
Zero (0) dimes.
Your happiness is my salary.
>>10058734
People you have a real problem with choosing your targets.
It's like, the more impressive feats they accomplish, the more you think it's a good idea to go poke at them.
And no it's not bravery it's simply foolishness.
3v2, predictable outcome really.
>>10058675
>Anytime bud.
>>10058699
>>10058727
>Poor poor Ichigo.
>>10058761
True, I guess they amp up the thrill, and as long as they don't know who i am, they can't raid my house.
>>10058802
What the fuck did they put in this!? Ipecac!?
>>10058669
That.... wasn't fatal right?
Aaah... No it wasn't but oooww...
Time to find a better strategy!
>>10058638
I'm glad you understand it was banter, let's banter again sometimes then.
And about that prize money thing well... You see wincards? Believe it or not a lot of people would pay a lot to get on them, obsessive fans , nerd and stuff... if you win a rare wincard you can sell it pretty big on ebay trust me.
You should try to make some yourself. I won't deny it takes money but that's the price to pay for bigger ratings, right?
>>10058742
Let me sniff your furry butt
>>10058802
Nan has no idea what's even going on here, she just wanted to play darts...
>>10058729
That's it, m'am. Don't expect me to call you ever again. You're gonna miss out.
>>10058734
>but it happen in start of game game is still going
>i even die before people who die in ring how make sense?
>>10058802
You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
>Takes a sip of the soothie
Perhaps, I should reconsider the circumstances, this is very delicious!
>>10058802
>Rubick kicks his legs back and forth, failing to ever achieve any significant height on the swing.
I'm not sad. I can't be sad if this is how it always is.
>Rubick says, looking at the empty area surrounding him.
>>10058802
Ok crazy lady, I'll admit it's fun working with ya.
>>10058736
Exactly and Im refusing to die!
>>10058802
Get back here!
>>10058802
Burn in hell! That guy just made my list!
>>10058830
Jokes on you I never gave you my number! Hah!
>>10058802
To be honest with you, I thought I was already part of the bad guys.
>>10058802
'MEMBER THE QUICK TALK I MADE ABOUT BEASTS AND SHIT EARLIER ?
TAKE EXAMPLE ON RYOMA. HE TOOK THE MEMO VERY WELL.
A L L F I C T I O N
>>10058802
Milly. You just killed two people just by playing pool.
>"I-I swear! It's the arena's fault!"
...Right.
>>10058802
THE FACE MOUTHS THE WORDS: BUY KABOOM NOW!
>>10058802
So this is what it feels like to destroy another person's teddy bear! Hahahaha!
...It doesn't feel very good... I could've just kept it for myself.
>>10058863
>Fucking dead.
>>10058863
Wooo! Yeah! You can do it!
>>10058675
I'll bully you ever so softly so you don't have to deal with those types of bullies.
>>10058742
Jeez, when you put it like that, it's depressing. All because I might forget doesn't mean I don't appreciate you talking to me. Just treat me like old Subaru and I'll try my best, okay? I've heard enough about how he acts that I might be able to pull it off. Apparently, he's a real asshole, unlike me. I'm the best Subaru there is!
>>10058802
Seth, please cut back on the commercials. You're killing me here, friend.
>>10058863
So you poisoned me, now it turns out we're distant cousins? Well, thanks Cuz.
>>10058863
Recklessness doesn't forgive.
A certain twintail has learned the lesson the hard way.
>>10058863
Idol down, requesting back up! Hey, wasn't there someone else with me, huh...
>>10058838
>soothie
THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL S M O O T H I E
>>10058809
By the way,>>10058258 can also be yours if you don't have it
>>10058863
There's no way out of this locker! I made sure of it.
>>10058811
And as for me I'm a skeleton. It's not going to be easy for them to identify me, all skeletons look alike. Unless you've got a deformed skull or something.
>>10058812
Try to make some myself? It's always something I've thought about doing, but when it comes to the design aspect of things I am sorely lacking. Eh, maybe I'll spend a day working on a template or something. Eh...maybe not. EH...
>The skeleton goes back and forth between eh's, which is probably incredibly frustrating
>>10058802
That guy huh...
Well, if Fate says so, it must be true. I'm ready!
He looks like a nice guy.
>>10058767
>She scratches her head.
Hmm? Really? Ooh well... Okay.
Well Nice to meet you girls, you fight as a team? Heh nice job on getting past the judge if it's so.
But no matter how many you are I'll come out on top!
>She walks towards the stadium
>>10058863
YEAH I GET IT YOU WON THE LABYRINTH
STOP NOOOOOW!
>>10058872
>>10058802
Apparently you're my new best friend but... Aaaah. Sorry, I'm the one who should be selling stuff right now. I don't have any money
>>10058863
That's what you get for being a pompous ass and taking pictures of all the cute girls without me!
>>10058894
Nan congratulates whoever wins early and thanks the host for the game, she has to go speak with her manager.
>>10058903
>Bites your arm
I care not for the proper names of human treats!
>>10058863
I guess she already spent all her energy putting on her makeup.
>>10058863
Someone stole my bag this time. My entire bag! I wanted to find out what that strange ticking noise was.
>>10058894
>Typewriting...
Rigginsmania... Definitely failed all safety protocols deemed necessary by the Bernardelli...
Please don't send us back... Singed, Meryl Stryfe... and Milly Thompson.
>"Meryl, do you really need to say everything as you're typing it?"
Shut it! I'm stressed!
>>10058911
Well yeah, but walking talking skeletons ain't common. You won't be able to walk around without people freaking the fuck out.
>>10058861
Shoot. Okay, let's do this. I gave you my number Gimme a quick call so I can have your number, and then I can never call you again, okay?
>>10058890
O-oh...
>Blushes and turns face down so you can't see it
Thank you...
>>10058894
Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Man, Miku's idol power is racking up handy human shields all over the place.
But how long can someone cope with the blood of innocent on their hands ?
>>10058913
Just remember when you get some money, I have a fine range of products to offer you.
>>10058945
Johnny?!
>>10058956
Why would you think I would die this early on? Do you even know who I am?! I am the King of Aberrations!
>>10058851
As inspiring as it is I doubt the arena takes into account your refusal. Your refusal would do nothing for you if the Earth itself were to open beneath your feet and swallow you whole, as is one example of death within an arena.
>>10058863
Karma works swiftly, I see. Though it makes me fear for my own fate. I was the one who planted a bomb in the bag of a little girl, after all.
>>10058956
Thank you for your help, child. I would shake your hand or some such gesture, but I'm afraid I can't. I'm quite stiff right now.
>>10058956
Dick
>>10058956
Dude, why are you making so much noise? It's really annoying and-
Oh.
You miiiiight want to keep wearing that mask of yours.
>>10058956
What in the heck do you think you're doing!? You're lucky my skirt didn't come down as well!
>She spins around
It's a girl?!
>>10058924
LIL SHIT
>Flings arm around in an attempt to get her to stop biting
>>10058956
Welp, and now she died. That was too much, wasn't it?
>>10058956
This is shaping up to me a great final, and all without having to do any of the killing myself.
>>10058945
Oh sure here's my-oh, wait a minute, I'm not falling for that one!
>>10058994
>>10058956
That's what happens when you continuously shove that winscreen in his face, Fyxe.
Miku's getting away with murder, both indirectly and directly.
>>10058953
>blows softly into your ears while pinching you
Leave this please right now, you human garbage can. I didn't give you permission to be here.
>>10058956
You're being a real party pooper about this! Just give up and let me have my time in the sun! I need these people to cheer for me!
>>10058942
Back home they're pretty common. I blend right into the crowd of skeletons there.
>>10058994
nice rp
>>10058850
anything for my precious cute Pokemon.
>>10058956
you dare ruin my plans Merak.
I shall see the end of you.
>>10058903
>For some reason I thought I had it so I looked through my folder and I didn't, guess I just remember seeing it.
>But thanks, I'll use it whenever Miku isn't here to avoid confusion.
>>10058956
Y'know, maybe it was a bad idea to put a skeleton in a choke hold.
>The Inkling sighs, and goes to get a drink from one of the coolers in the locker room.
Man, That was a stupid plan.
>>10058890
That reminds me of a movie I saw years ago...
MEMENTO!
Yess!
How about doing that! Picks up a notebook and write the stuff you shouldn't forget on it, that will help you if you have another amnesia crisis!
Of course I should be on the first page, capital letter. I'll give you my best picture.
>>10058911
Just find a neat skull background and slaps the winner's picture on it with some banter and the job is done!
That's what I'd do if I were you.
>>10058956
>Event.txt
>>10058962
Yeah sure... I'll find something to do with it. Maybe a new trap or something I don't know.
Anyway... since we're friends, let's team up. I really don't plan to be defeated today!
>>10059016
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ah...ah...ahh
Phew...
A chance he's amnesiac and forgot the crucial last part of the technique...
Ah...
I need a shower...
>>10059000
>Shinobu is flung off as she releases of your arm.
>She rebounds off a nearby wall and springs right back straight in your direction
>>10059016
>rip.
>>10059016
FFFF4444
But don't actually press iiiiitt.
>>10059016
She's definitely asleep now! heheh
>>10058966
Whoa, mama. Who is this babe?
>>10059016
Even I can pick this thing up. There's something funny about this thing...
>>10059056
>>10059016
>>10059016
H-hey, isn't that the redhead from earlier? What is she doing?
>>10059016
What can I say? I'm a salesman not a strongman.
>>10059043
Happily!
>>10058956
『Looks like I wasn't able to win again』
『Locking me in place and trying to overwhelm me in pain was never going to work on someone like me』
>>10059016
『An evil laugh really does come from the soul』
『Trying to copy something like that really isn't suited to most people here』
>>10059016
What? I'm not dangerous. My eyes always look like this.
>>10059016
Don't count on me actually doing anything until I actually grow fond of you, child.
>>10059031
>our filenames are different so it should be okay
lmaoing at how seth started posted faster since kamina called him out
>>10059058
complete savagery
>>10059016
She's way outta line!
>>10059025
Huh, that's pretty useful. Luckily in a city, there's also lots of places to hide.
>>10059043
Hmmm...
>The skeleton smacks his lips (how?), considering the idea.
Yeah, that doesn't sound bad. I might try for something different though. Maybe some dancing skeletons in the corners of the image or something, that'd be nice.
>>10059056
Y'all underestimating Aron, even the crowd.
Tell you what, I don't need to be medium to know that'll come bite you in the ass.
I really need to find out who keep insert those childish tribute rankings in my games..
>>10059016
>as the dust settles, Subaru looks out to see a furry shadow rising up from the ground, barely able to make it to her paws
You've got to be kidding me. I could have sworn she wasn't at full health when I unleashed the hell onto her.
>>10059043
>Subaru reaches into his pocket and takes out an ominous black book with "The Gospel" written on the front. He hands it to her.
Here. Go ahead and write something in it so I'll remember if this ever happens again.
>>10059019
>Not human gutter ball
>Not changing the Izaya pasta to use my name instead
I'll take that as a sign that your bullying game needs work
WEAK
>>10059031
>>10059085
This
>>10059117
They're probably right to be honest. Considering I've never won.
>>10059076
>>10059016
It comes from the soul, does it? That explains why I wasn't doing so well. I was doing it from the stomach.
>>10059117
One will be caught in the men's locker room, the other will be caught in the woman's. This is a prank of the highest order.
>>10059117
I disagree with that ranking completely!
>>10059092
It wasn't that mean...heh
>>10059117
Not even wrong.
>>10059107
YEAH!
And you'd write a big text about how you feel about the winner and stuff... How course you'd fill mine with insults but we both know how you really feel right?
>>10059117
So.... I'm an underdog?
You betcha!
And I'll end up on top, just you wait!
>>10059156
>whoops
Post music
>>10059016
Oh, wow. That's sooooo scary. What else are you going to come up with? A note nailed to my door?
>>10059117
Sigh...
I'll find a way to make her pay later.
>>10059117
I can't make any sense of this scale. Is this supposed to be a good thing?
>>10059117
>Subaru walks into what he thinks is his locker. He looks around and notices fashionable clothes that he'd never own, weird test tubes filled with unknown stuff, and other weird oddities
This may not be my locker, but it looks nice. I think I may take it and sell everything. I'd be loaded!
>>10059117
You think this is a wimp battle? Oh boy, you're asking for it now!
>>10059089
> That bullshit narrative
Fucking kek. Believe what you want mate. No point in showing reality to dolts in denial.
>>10059117
Now you won't be alone anymore, Rubick.
That's what being in groups feel like.
LOVING EVERY LAUGH OF SETH SLOWING DOWN ONCE I POINT IT OUT
>>10059117
>Opens locker and sees used crusty socks and pictures of Miku's Ass.
honestly what juvenile has done this? Simply Disgusting.....
>>10059142
I'm not sure what either of those things are, but this is too much work to be abusive. I give up. You'll have to find someone else. I heard this guy named Adachi is in the market for this kind of thing.
>>10059085
>>10059142
>Well if you both say so..
>>10059142
>That image though.. Why? It hurts to look at.
>Not even a pool would fix that.
>>10059203
Haaaa, that was close, now how do I get down?
>>10059203
Get ready for the Mayoi Masher!!
>Hachikuji's ultimate graphic flashes before the screen, it's a swarm of spinning Snail shells
>She picks up the boy girl thing and tosses her in the air before jumping up herself and slamming down on the creature with her bag
>Instead of dolls, it's filled with iron cannonballs as it destroys every bone in its body
O B S E S S E D
>>10059203
Now that's even gonna make him even more dangerous.
You really all are trying to drive Aron off the deep end, are you ?
>It wasnt long before Kuroyuri collapsed into sleep, dozing off somehow managing to sleep through all the fighting.
>night
>>10059203
That's right, punk! Don't come up to me and insult me in a different language ever again! Next time things won't be as pretty as they were today.
>>10059214
Th-there aren't any crusty socks in my locker, and the photo is of Miku's face, not her ass! Wh-what kind of rumors are you even trying to start!?
>>10059203
Fool, before you decide to invest in merchandise, make sure you have earned the right to actually cross my name off of it.
>>10059203
Ah, screw it, I'm too tired to get rid of her.
>>10059225
>also a pic for you!
>>10059139
>She opens the notebook, draws a quick sketch in it (pic related) and past her best selfie next to it.
Hmm let see... Is it okay if I write something as if I were you?
Yes?
Okay deal!
"This is FYXE! Yes always capitalize her name! I just love her big... personality! She's always joyful, over the top... I wish I could be like her!
To my future self, always listen to what FYXE says even if it seems dangerous or crazy she knows better than me, popular people are always right! If I listen to her enough maybe I will become a valuable member of society myself, that's be so cool.
I rate her 2450/10"
>She hands him back the notebook.
No need to thank me Subarubaru
>>10059203
W-What?!
N-No It's not mine...
Okay! Maybe it's mine! But he's just so cute! Look at him!
Is it wrong that I wish to engage in sexual relations with Miku?
>>10059106
Yeah, I'm thinking the police won't be a problem. I might even leave hints about my murders 'n stuff, that way it'll be like a game.
>>10059164
Please stop with this nonsense, just the idea of your existence is repulsive to me. I mean, a dog-fox hybrid? That's the ultimate bone munching monster. I'd rather not. That's also probably the most insulting thing I've said to you this far. I bet you're reconsidering how you think I feel about you know, hmm?
>>10059248
Fuck them all to Death.
Thats my Motto
>HE SPEEDS UP WHEN I POINT IT OUT AGAIN
A S C E N D E D
>>10059248
ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW THE LOW RIDER!
>Honks the horns
>>10059248
YOU COULD POSSESS THESE INHUMAN FIGHTING ABILITIES TOO, JUST PURCHASE SOME MIGHTY PUTT NOW!
>>10059248
HOLY S
>Comes back as a ghost
ARON
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW
AVENGE ME NOW
>>10059222
But Adachi-kun said I wasn't cancerous or something like that
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
>>10059225
I like it
Are you going to shame me for liking weird things
THAT IS CYBER BULLYING AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT
>>10059029
Is that so? What are you gonna do? Boast about how your fashion is better than mine?
>>10059203
Let's be honest here. I have no idea what I'm doing and neither do you.
>>10059248
That fucker's got it in for me doesn't he!?
>>10059275
Like the Zodiac Killer? Rad.
>>10059248
>Subaru takes his clothes off, save for his underwear, and relaxes on the crudely made bench, waiting for the showers to be free
Honestly, I'm not cut out for this sport. It makes me way too sweaty, and I don't like how physical it can get. I can't match up to most of these people...
>>10059270
Miku's Ass > Miku
>>10059297
Zodiac Killer? No, star signs are a bunch of nonsense. I was thinking something like the Riddler from Batman.
>>10059306
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>10059248
Vote for me or die, it's pretty simple okay? Good, I knew I could count on all of your support!
>>10059248
IT BEGINS
ARON'S EYES HAVE TURNED RED, RAGE MODE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.
OH SHIT CHAIRY TWIST
GOT YOU IN THE PALM OF MY H A N D YOU MARK
MY RIGHT H A N D
>>10059275
Go to bed Adachi!
>>10059257
>>10059257
Spreading Rumors are just juvenile. I say the truth when i speak. don't try to hide your dirty laundry now. You're a growing boy so its nothing to be embarrassed about.
but i would think that you could find better Material.
>>10059337
We'll certainly cross, if you're a long way from home and not wanting to go back.
>>10059340
I think you misquoted.
How about those sexual relations?
>>10059340
>>10059270
How did I screw that up!!?
>>10059337
Good old twintail training!
>>10059275
I can't munch bones... my teeth aren't solid enough for me... blame 21st century life, micro-waved food and alcohol.
Well, maybe if the bones were made of meat I'd do that alright even swallow them but boney bones? Naah.
Besides, I'm pretty thick-skinned, with a fur bonus.
>>10059314
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool too, and luckily, there's no Batman. Personally, I'd go for a bane-ish approach and break my victims.
>>10059337
Well, I'm a damn idiot.
>>10059337
F5 DRINK! 1
I-I really need to find an actual thing to do with these..
>>10059364
Denied.
>>10059337
There can only be a death in this story. It will not be a happy one. Love stories involving me tend not to end happily.
>>10059337
Eh, I guess I'll take a bath after this.
>>10059375
At least I've got my best friend with me in hell...
>>10059248
Whoa, they put another camera up there! Hi hi hi!
>Memoca waves to the camera, thinking it's for the TV show
>>10059337
Hah! They have no clue.
>>10059265
>Why don't I save these when I see them for the first time? Thank you though Miku.
>>10059289
>No. I'm just saying I hate seeing stuff like that for the most part.
>I know a couple people who like stuff like that though so it's whatever.
>Kaito/Haku
>>10059337
Thank you..... Rubick. It seems we are even now.
That Billy Mays character was really being a thorn in my side.
>>10059375
such a waste of a shiny....
>Lusamine "aka Best Mom"
>>10059385
>Guitly
>>10059424
I'm just fucking with you mate if you don't want me to post it just say so
>>10059269
>he takes the book back and opens it up to where she wrote stuff. His face goes from somewhat happy to someone bothered
What exactly do you plan on doing with me if I lose my memory? It seems like you'd try to get me to do all your bidding. I'm just a meek boy with no real ambition or goal in life. Why take this a step further and make me do bad things for your enjoyment? Have you no shame?
>>10059289
Isn't it obvious? Become more cancerous! He said I was once, so do as I would do. Maybe you'll have someone dripping hot candle wax on your bare skin by the end of tonight. It's all about the quality of cancer, not quantity.
>>10059319
Are you okay? It sounds like you're about to keel over.
>>10059337
They kissed my ass at one point, so now it's your turn.
Alternatively, you can kiss my lips instead~
>>10059345
I-I have no idea what you're talking about. I've done nothing embarrassing while in MY locker room! Get out before I force you out myself, you old hag. I'm not against using my strength either, so do it yourself or it'll get ugly.
>Subaru
>>10059424
>no problem!
>>10059432
Are you saying he's innocent!?
>Miku