/sug/ - Steven Universe General Happy gems Edition Last Th

>>10050409
Jasper is best gem

Zircon is only pretty ok.

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Surprise mothafucka

>>10050409
I like this edition.

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bloop

This is cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bd8unD14k

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Steam summer sale is live.
Should I get Rust? It's 9.99 right now. I remember liking the concept of it but I haven't checked on it in over a year.

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NEW THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW

stop making new threads
the show is dead and buried

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Gems should kiss cheeks

>>10050467
Now who is that?

>>10050466
not to mention its sexist, racist and ablest

fucking fascists stop making threads

Is that kid still baiting? Hilarious.

>>10050507
The Pedo or the Kys one?

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Some rare art

>>10050493
I'm a brown lesbian and I say this show is not sexist, racist or ablest.

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Jasper's children are both adorable considering their other parents are either Lapiss or a dog

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show me your best furries X3

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Only 20 posts in and this thread is already shit.

>>10050528
Why would Steven think Pearl smoking is bad? She ain't organic. Give ol' Steve some credit.

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>>10050466
About as dead as lars is

>>10050528
>let's hit those showers, lazuli

>>10050528
>smoking in the bath
im getting ptsd here

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You're awfully cute, /sug/

>>10050557
How so?

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>>10050477
Thats cute

They look good together

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Do you know dont eat the yellow snow

>>10050574
you do that?

>>10050567
You can't kill what is already dead Anon.

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>>10050575
I second this.

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Best gem

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Coloring request from last night

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

>>10050583
Already baiters coming to shit up the thread.

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>>10050575
After the last thread I'm not so sure

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>>10050457
Paddy is so cute

Wonder where her character will go from here

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congratulations
not 50 posts in and this thread is already worse than the last one

hang yourselves all of you

>>10050618
Cant unsee this roaming dildo

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>>10050585
yeah.

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>>10050629
here's a jasper grin to cheer you up

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>>10050629

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>>10050585
>They look good together

They do.

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>>10050599

>>10050642
that makes it worse fuck you

>>10050629
Here we go again

>>10050531
if you really are those things than youre racist because you like this awful show

fucking fascist

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>>10050629
Im not seeing what you all are on about

If anything its posts like these that are shitting up the thread

>>10050592
used to before I quit back when I had a roommate. Bathroom permanently smelled like wet cigs, it got worse when we'd smoke weed the room was basically a bong with all the putrid water

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her name is bloople and i love her very very much

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>>10050664
nice bait /pol/

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>>10050638
It is endgame as well

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I want Jasper to become a mommy

sugar is really fucking racist for having bismuth and jasper, who are BLACK CODED as villans

really fucking racist

>>10050673
It's the crack shipping that bothers this anon.

>>10050467
Nice Peri, but the other character doesn't fit

>>10050557
>Implying Peridot's tiny dick is enough to satisfy Lapis.

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>>10050647
Their colors just look so nice together
I bet they could make a really pretty fusion

>>10050626
>Lars showing Paddy to Sadie
>Paddy is with Lars all the time and Sadie cannot have any alone-time with Lars
>Sadie gets jealous
>Paddy gets to work in the big donut but is shit at her job for being slow to react to everything
>Lars thinks its cute but Sadies blood starts bioling
>Ends up insulting her disability out of frustration of the whole situation
>Immediately regrets it and goes after her when Paddy walks off sad

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>>10050684
that's a real rarepis

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>>10050699
Ohh its that anon again

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Gems should eat something

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would you a nora?

>>10050725
this autist's art is just fucking insufferable
post more

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>>10050724

>>10050693
I want Sultan to become a mommy

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>>10050717
Sadie a shit

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>>10050737
beat it to a pulp?
yes!

>>10050725
Yee. Do you have more from this artist? A lot of it's porn but still nice. Or any Lars/Pearl art in general?

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Why is everyone upset today? Did something happen?

Lol. Why are you repeating morning thread. Even same images and posts

>>10050757
we're all coming to terms with the cancellation

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>>10050757
No clue, but it's hot out - maybe people have their blood up?

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Humans shouldn't share

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>>10050742
>DAV's art
lovely. His black gems are also really tasteful. Especially black rose. God I love his black rose.

>>10050757
It's some baiters starting shit with everyone. From shipping, certain characters and body weight.

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>>10050787
cute bloople

>>10050757
it's just one or two anons who don't get enough attention from their parents

>>10050757
Retards are baiting today, some with hang yourself, others with the "CaNceLLEd meme"

>>10050789
not my fault that fatties make the worst posts

>>10050787
I've not seen, do you have some to post?

>>10050801
I hoople for bloople

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>>10050740

>>10050757
What do you mean by "everyone"?

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>>10050814
there aren't many pictures, maybe 2 or 3. But I'm fond of them

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>>10050740
His art can be pretty great tho

>Steven and Lars both have to eat and drink, stuck on a planet without it
>Lars dies, ressurects to a zombie so he doesn't need to eat and drink anymore
>Steven can strangely go back home entering a dimension through Lars and Lions hair to be able to eat and drink again

phew, thank god that happened otherwise they'd of starved to death huh?

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>>10050737
No but I would a male!Ame

>>10050564
>Why would Steven think Pearl smoking is bad?
Because Steven is a naive tardchild. He knows gems aren't humans, but it's not like he's actually capable of remembering that fact.

>Lars has the chance to become an interesting character
>show gets cancelled

>>10050754
Unfortunately I dont have more saved but this is his blog tho https://totallysecrethiddenunsafeblogok.tumblr.com/

>>10050535
You reminded me that I haven't seen a baby AU anything involving the corrupted fusion, for obvious reasons, but still. You could make malachite a troubled youth with turbulent parents or something of that ilk, but good luck humanizing the ganon mutt.

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I'm really ashamed to admit this at /sug/ but while my mlp days are quite some time ago, I decided to check the show again for a bit (since we're stuck here in a hiatus anyway). And the most recent episode was sincerely really heartfelt with some of the characters crying for a legit reason...Makes me wonder what the last time SU had characters crying for a legit reason. Not saying characters in SU always cry for no reason, but lately it does feel a little but more 'cheap'.

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>>10050784
Why isnt there more art of them

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>>10050833
When will Bismuth revenge rape Lapis for Jasper

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>>10050889
I believe the last time was this.

>>10050885
>ganon mutt
There's art of Ganondorf and Pearl, I wish I had it..

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>>10050822
Vomit inducing cringe

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>>10050900
In due time

>>10050918
True and as well the gems and Greg finding Steven again, but I more mean it in a sense that watching these characters cry so much lessens the impact of actual very emotional scenes.

>>10050900
There's a shitty flash animation somewhere.

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>>10050896
Most of SU artists never really cared for male characters

"Have you seen these 10 breastfeeding goddesses?"

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>>10050885
Jasper brought her home one day as a family pet, Mala was overjoyed but Lapis wondered where Jasper had gotten this puppy. A fews years later the news came out that the puppy was Jasper's actual offspring which caused a repulsed Lapis to run away with their daughter, Mala

>>10050963
Still not entirely human/biologically possible

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>>10050938
Just for you

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>>10050938
here you go

So are Aquamarine and Topaz gonna be sent to Earth again, or will they come back into the story some other way?

>>10050900
After hearing the fandom cry about Jasper abusing Lapis when it was actually the other way round, the image of Jasper beating this shit out of Lapis is appealing to me

>>10050900
When you suck a cock

>>10050993
No beatings, these are gems. They use rape to communicate.

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>>10050952
I just want them being bros tho

>>10050993
the image of both characters dying painfully is far more pleasing

>>10050992
they're gone forever, sorry anon

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>>10050979
I don't even care about that ship. It's the fucking dialogue that makes my skin crawl.

>>10050949
crying characters in recent episodes
>Pearl crying because her son is going to be taken to be killed
>Steven crying with Lars as he's terrified but relived his friend is with him to see out his final moments
>Steven crying because his friend literally just died
>Pearl crying of joy/shock because his son is alive and right there.

They may cry a lot but they're pretty legitimate, I haven't cried in years and I would in these situations.

>>10051006
good riddance

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And today I will remind them

>>10050963
Puppet fusion baby wouldn't happen in an au where Lapis stays with Jasper

>>10051028
post the pizza slice

>>10051022
Oh ya
The artist doesnt speak English
So most of the dialogue for all his stuff is pretty cringy

>>10051033
Also true

>>10050992
They'll be sent to earth and freak the fuck out when seeing Steven again.
Or they'll come with Blue diamond to see what really happened to pink diamond, and they all freak out from seeing Steven.

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>>10051028
I forgot about this one
freshen up my memory, please.

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>>10050585
Besto cute shippo

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what vidya should i play?

>>10050992
Your waifu is shit and never coming back.

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There is a guy calling lapivens pedos in this thread and on the same day I stumble upon a pedo concpiracy theory.
Coincedence? I think not! (it is but who cares, I just want you to get creeped)
>>>/x/19186488

>>10050991
This always makes me laugh

>>10051069
Max Payne 3

>>10051055
Do you really want me to do that

>>10051025
There's a smidge of validity to the "crying too much" thing, but it still is mostly Steven and Pearl (two of the most emotional characters) so at least it's reserved for them. I felt Lars' death was perfectly done though. Just the right amount of melodrama.

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>>10051069
weed game haha

>>10051077
Yeah there is nothing funnier then shit in da whole world and jasper is a big one

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>>10051085
since I forgot about it, why not? After all, what's the worst that could happen?

>>10051069
Dwarf Fortress, Cataclysm DDA, Caves of Qud
Go full nerd, bro

>>10050749
I ship them. I hope Lars gets an immortal Waifu. It's not like Sadie can be with him anymore, she'll keep growing (in age, not height) and he'll stay the same. It just doesn't work.

>>10051101
>>10051081
i dont have those

>>10051025
Once again I didn't say these moments weren't legit, because they really were like you said. But I'm talking about the many moments this show had characters tear up for a second while there was no reason too. It makes me get used to it and not experience the actual sadness from these characters as much when it really matters.

Personally Mindful Education hit me hard during the song because I realized I was pushing away painful memories and feelings as much as I noticed Steven and Sapphire did.

>>10051092
Lars crying out of pure fear was pretty realistic too, imagine being in a hostile planet with deadly robots looking to kill you.

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>>10051076
I don't think lapiven was posted yet, let's fix that.

>>10051069
Play in winx fairies. Set your head head into stove and turn on gas

>>10051109
Tell me what you got to work with

>>10051109
CDDA and DF are free.

>>10051069
What do you have

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>>10051109
play weed fighter lol

>>10051069
Rapelay

>>10051129
>>10051132
Only my dick and sock

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>>10051028
>peridot poofs jasper

Why was this guys comics so accurate

>>10050697
How is Jasper black-coded, all she has is big lips

>>10051144
Because Jasper is so shit even a meme could kill her.

>>10051129
tf2, cs:go and PUBG are the ones i can list of the top of my head

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If Blue Diamond stepped down or was forcibly removed from power, would you support Blue Pearl's bid for power in the resulting chaos?

>>10051162
>>10051144
Peridot poofed corrupted Jasper who wasn't even attacking, just ranting. Fuck that meme, she has no kills.

>>10051177
I say go PUBG

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>>10051144
>its time to get serious
>lion no
>i hate this planet

>>10051201
Cry more jascuck

>>10051160
That's just /pol/ baiting, don't give them (you)'s

>>10051054
so, if season 5 is supposed to be a "murder mystery" according to rebecca, i can loosely see some of these things happening

>steven tells the gems about zircon's testimony from "the trial"
>this leads to some sort of investigation, possibly leading to them unbubbling bismuth, or maybe even trying to heal jasper
>blue zircon may even possibly be brought back through lars/lion's mane
>topaz and aquamarine are brought back to earth, and are split on staying (obvsly topaz wants to stay)
>aquamarine reports everything to blue diamond, causing her to come to earth/the crystal gems for answers

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>>10051097
Are you REALLY sure about that

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>>10051201
weaponized slapstick is still a weapon.

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>>10051228
I sincerely can't recall it. What's she gonna do, shatter her?

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>>10051220

>>10051228
>I HAVE MISS YOU SO MUCH
>I HAVE MISS YOU TOO
pfft

>>10051092
>>10051092
I know a lot of people complained about this but I like that the scene was short and sweet and they didn't drag it out and try to push it to make it more overemotional than it should be.

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>>10051201
But she won thats all that matters

>>10051228
>lapis' eye are hidden
so she shatters peridot
big surprise wooooooooow

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>>10051102
>an immortal husbando
Yes I agree

>>10051255

Source?

>>10051255
>defeted

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>>10051102
Pars 4 lyfe

>>10051184
No because they have even less of an idea on how to run a galactic empire. Despite working next to them, they are merely slaves, with no idea on how to properly run it. If they took control then they would be overthrown immediately. Part of the reason the gems listen to the diamonds is because of them being their creators, they see them as gods. The other reason the gems follow them is out of fear, the diamonds are very powerful. A Pearl is not nearly as powerful, and commands no respect. Similarly to most fascist dictatorships where the dictator is seen as a god, the empire would collapse into chaos as soon as the dictators(or diamonds in this case) are put out of power.

>>10051226
>>10051226
I don't think that Bismuth will come but I think now it's a great time to bring Jasper back. I also think it's about time for Pearl to open her fucking beak

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>>10050564
>>10050853

I'm reasonably certain Garnet uses oven mitts only because Steven would say "Safety first" and insist that she use them.

>>10050885
Jasper fucked a dog and they had a half-dog baby.
The puppy is intelligent fully aware of what kind of creature it is, but Jasper and Lapis love it anyway and try to help it with its insecurities about being a freak of nature.

>>10051247
YD is so hot I'm going to cry

This thread is fucking ass. I'll come back when the retarded dayposters fuck off. Get a fucking life you losers.

>>10051310
What kind of Bathtub is that? Is it actually a long hottub?

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Jasper is a living condom advertising

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>>10051335
>day
>almost 10 pm

Blue Pearl had a vibrator in most of the time.

>>10051353
more like a PSA

>>10051228
I remember there was a part where Lapis revealed that she only pretended to like Peridot because she wanted to escape and the fanbase fucking exploded

>>10051335
Its 23:00 you stopid

>>10051359
why do you think this?

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>>10051342
Korean tub.

>>10051359
and YD a buttplug, although it could be mistaken for a broom in terms of it's effects.

>>10051184
yes

>>10051267
He has the source to the full comic in the description

http://mimicteixeira.tumblr.com/post/139063464468/falling-star-chapter-xii-part-two-go-here-if-you#notes

>>10051321
See:
>>10050977

>>10051368
She's not smart enough to do something like that.

>>10051402
Then it's a human AU where everything is the same as real life except that interspecies breeding is possible.

>>10051413
No I actually saw a comic (maybe she deleted it) where Lapis revealed she pretended to like Peridot on a beach right about they where about to fuse. The lapidot shippers got real fucking pissed and I don't know if she steped back and deleted it but I remember it.

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>>10051368
Wasn't she losing about that tho?

I know the artist is a huge lapidot shipper

I want to spend time with you guys in a chat or something like that. I'm lonely.

>>10051478
*lying
Not losing

>>10051489
Me too. I would love friends

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Its a good day to suicide isnts it yongsters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8L4mfRUU1E

>>10051335
But anon this is 4chan
People all around the globe post here, so there are always day- and nightposters at the same time

Your waifu would probably badly hurt you in a sexual encounter, because she forgets humans are very fragile.

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>>10051289
Would you like it if they had babies together?
You know because Paddy would probably be dead from it.

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>>10051368
Are you talking about this?

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>>10051518
I think spiders are pretty cute and misunderstood.

>>10051517
My waifu knows how weak and fragile humans are, so if she suddenly uncharacteristically fell in love with me and wanted to fuck me, she'd at least try to be gentle, unless hurting weak humans is her fetish.

>>10051495
How can we get friends?

>>10051440
Not only does it not make it a regular human AU, but fanatsy, but also: >>10051033

Face it, it's impossible.

>>10051518
Hello, Australia fellow
Have you bringed your 5L bottle of antidotes?

>>10051530
Maybe that's the one. Also Peridot with star hair looks fucking retarted and I hope the crew doesn't do that with her reformation

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Could the Thing take over homeworld?

>>10051530
>Lapis tries to confess to being a monster
>everyone around her reassures her and says she dindu nuffin
Why do these comics keep coming true?

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>>10051554
NO

>>10051518
>you'll never play games with your spiderbro

>>10051567
Yes

Reminder that Sadie is an abusive hag and doesn't deserve Lars.
Lars deservers Paddy.

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>>10051532
Humans have an ingrained aversion to creepy crawlies which is where the misunderstanding comes from

>>10051567
Thing need to eat something. There are no organic food in HW.

>>10051567
No, it would starve

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Paddy is straighter then uncooked spaghetti and wants human Lars cock inside of her.

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>>10051452
>>10051413
Oh wait I found it!

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would it be dumb to put this on redbubble? Am I a sellout if I make stuff for redbubble?

Fluriote baked you choc chip cookies.

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>>10051620
I don't think The Thing can starve.
It was never shown a need to eat it assimilates other to spread itself and grow it chances of survival.

>>10051637
His/her/its gems looks ugly not wierd but freaky They are looking boyish btw.

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>>10051637
I hope this part of the comic becomes true as well in the show

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Do the gems at Homeworld have "off time" or is it a alien concept to them?

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How do the gems stop Lapis from hurting Steven?

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>>10051668
The heartbreak

steven is a slaanesh daemon

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posting best alien wife

Are lapidirt fans just degenerates or kids?

>>10051677
hurting steven in what way?

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>>10051683
Their tragic love

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Sleepy

>>10051697
Yes

>>10051697
Both

>>10051656
I actually like his style
Just not star hair Peri
But ya they look boyish

>>10051673
They have no real need to rest so probably not.

>>10050679
I'm going to take bloople away from you and do things to her.

>>10051683
T H E U P R O O T I N G

>>10051677
>Lapis from hurting Steven
more like how does Lapis stop steven from hurting himself
He sacrificed himself and was sent to homeworld
Diamonds could have crushed him if not wanting the truth
Gems destroying drones nearly killed him
and there was nothing she could do about it

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>>10051698
The gems need to stop her before she rapes Steven.

>>10051673
what >>10051730
said plus Peridot was confused about taking a break making the drill

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>>10051737
thats not nice

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>>10051730
>>10051753
They can get mentally tired, not physically if this scene was anything to go by.

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>>10051697
I think its both

>>10051687
steben is pure

>>10051750
i think that lapis could condition steven to like her raping him eventually

>>10051800
slaanesh daemons are not pure

>>10051743
Still waiting for it to happen

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This is Steven.
He's my boyfriend!

>>10051848
he is a slaanesh daemon

>>10051848
No, he's a fictional character, you pedophile.

>>10051848
i wish

>>10051848
Hi, Lars

>>10051677
>>10051750
>>10051809
>>10051848
Pedo.

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>>10051848
your post caused 4chan to swap my picture with yours >>10051847

I fucking hate you piece of shit!

>>10051848
Go away, Lapis

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Maybe more
Imagine.

>>10051756
Like take her to the museum and then get some ice cream.

>>10051876
Get rekt, ponyfag

Does anyone have the imgur album compiling the recent studio selfies?

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CMON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
http://flockmod.com/sugilite

>>10051809
Then it wouldn't be rape

waaaggghhhh

>>10051876
Eat shit tripfag

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>>10051882
Innocent Peridots.

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>>10051947
>>10051886
at least I don't like stevans univers lmao

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sad memedot makes me sad. What a monster could draw this

>>10051750
They can't.

Pearl will be driven mad by lust watching her precious Rose have sex with someone else, and take what she believes she is owed.

Amethyst will do it for fun once she sees how much Pearl enjoys it.

Soon, Peridot will find out and start doing it just to fit in.

Garnet will try and console Steven but fail due to her dry, emotionless demeanor.

Eventually she realizes that words aren't working, and have loving, comforting sex with Steven.

Steven becomes silent and aloof, alienating Connie, which decides to show him her love and devotion the only way she knows how.

There are no brakes on the rape train.

>>10051908
but it would be at the start, lapis would have to rape him until he started to like it

>>10050454
Rust is a meme game but if you're willing to just fuck around, then go ahead.

>>10051986
>>10051984
Pedo.

>>10051970
Thats actually nice

poil

*looks around*
*STEALS your Pearl*

What u gonna do white boi?

>>10051970
Doesn't look sad

>>10052037
Gun control isn't a thing.

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Who else /hopingtodieintheirsleep/ here

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>>10051984
Poor little Steven.

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Ah yes because a teenager can't be 18 or 19

This should be good

>>10051527
Permafusion seems more likely.

> Lars: Sadie, d'you ever feel lonely, even when you're around other people?
> Garnet: It's OK Steven, I'm never alone

>>10052045
Can't shoot me faggot. It ain't your property no more.

>>10052071
Sorry bud, this is Florida.

>>10051964
Good luck being even lower than us

>>10052058
Sadie can't be older than her mid-twenties. Oh, no, a slight age difference between adults, better bitch about it on my blog.

>>10052058
>sadie's mother refers to her as an adult
Nice to see tumblr still doesn't understand character development

>>10052076
Can't stop me, muhn. I already gots her.

>>10052058
When a mom says "you're an adult now," it means "you're 18 and you can wipe your own ass." These tumblrites are so fucking broken it's ridiculous.

>>10052095
Lets test your dodging skills

>>10052111
No, it means she's a 28-year-old child molester.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11397151/
Is this the best Greal/Preg fic?

>>10052119
I was inside for 20 years muhn. Can't shiv me little bitch faggot. We used to rape little boys like you for breakfast.

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>>10051984
Jasper will yiff him.

Aqu will bully rape him

Topaz will absorb him then rape him.

The Diamonds will sodomize Steven with there pinky fingers.

And Lapis will sell him to older men for money when she grows bored of him

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>>10052058
This post was wild

But at the same time I feel they do have some points

>>10052161
This ain't a shiv, this is a shotgun

what would happen if the orks did a waaagggghhh on HW

>>10052129
Christ, was literally everyone on tumblr sexually abused by an authority figure? Because seriously they project harder than any group I've ever seen.

>>10052189
Well not in that particular part but some of the stuff they talked about with how larsadie is forced otherwise they kinda crazy

>>10052181
What will Pearl do? Watch? Commit suicide?

>>10052181
>And Lapis will sell him to older men for money when she grows bored of him
nice

>>10052056
>>10052181
Pedo.

>>10052202
like litrally anything else in 40k (except maybe the tau) the gems would be curb stomped
i wonder what would happen if chaos or the ordo xenos got ahold of gems tho

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What's with all this Lars and Sadie shit when we know now it will never happen.
Lars is for Paddy.

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>>10051964
Fluttershy is cute.

>>10052181
>Aqu

LONG AGO ON A DISTANT PLANET

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>>10052192
why not both?
all the better for removing LARPing spooks

>>10052230
What makes you think this is ever going to happen? Lars is an absolute shitcunt, even with pink skin and zombie portal hair. He's going to be alone forever.

>>10052192
Hah look at Cleetus over 'dere with his little shotgun. Did your sister aka yer mom give you that?

Me n my homeboys will take care of your little Pearl real nice. Yknowhatimsayin?

>>10052249
Kek.

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if Bismuth were real, do you think she would loathe the white man?

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>>10052078
That's what you think, buddy.

>>10052253
Like Jasper

>>10052058
Reminded me of something:
>Oh my god she is 16 years old and he is 15 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes old, it is *very concerning* because there is a legal bar set to restrict babyfucking and she is violating it
oh no
oh lawd
what a monster
how concerning

>>10052263
Yea if she had any interest in humans

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Christ that bolded part
These peeps really believe fiction is reality? I dont know about you guys but I never took cartoons seriously when I was a kid

>>10052263
I think she'd be fucking giddy that there're no other gems and she can do what she wants for the most part.

>>10052181
what would opal do to him?

>>10052254
Sure, sure. Now, lets see if you cant outrun bullets.

>>10052253
steven was fine with leaving lars on homeworld not because he wouldn't have to worry about food, but because he's a complete dildo who nobody but sadie (the ugliest girl in town) likes

>>10052249
I, AQU, THE GREAT SQUEAKING MASTER OF TOPAZ

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>Steven now gets raped in your favourite episode of SU
>How does this happen?

>>10052288
I really hate this idea that children need perfect role models in all their shows otherwise they're going to get raped or something equally stupid. Unless it's for really little kids or educational purposes, why not just tell a good story and have nuanced characters?