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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXI
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXXI.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
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Reigen Arataka
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>>10039364
Sandu Ciorba
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>>10039364
Lana's mother
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Yoko Taro
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Inkling
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Yumeko Jabami
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>>10039364
Emilia
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>>10039364
FYXE
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>>10039364
SCOOP OF JUSTICE
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>>10039364
Aron.
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>>10039364
Miku's ass
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Elias Ainsworth
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Suzuzuuuuu
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Hachikuji Mayoi
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Rubick
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>>10039364
Fumi Kanno and Trumpeter
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Grora
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Miku-Chan
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>>10039364
Night Dog
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Astolfo!
>male
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>>10039364
Catling gun
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Chef Goldblum
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Yotsugi Ononoki
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Spades Slick
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Damon Gant
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>>10039364
Memoca
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>>10039364
atoi
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Eric Andre
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Oshino Shinobu
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>>10039364
Erufuda-san
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Yomi
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>>10039364
Emi
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Ash Crimson
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Mr. Compress
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G.O.A.T
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Nowi
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>>10039364
Dr.Pig
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Stocking Anarchy
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Haru
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IIDA TENYA
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>>10039364
Ketchup man
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Arashi
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Jacket
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>>10039364
Fluorette
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Fighter
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>>10039364
Literally Me.
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The Big Red Machine
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Mysterious Heroine X
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>>10039364
Merak
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Usogui
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>>10039389
(Oh you're back, welcome back!)
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Ranma Saotome
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>>10039386
>>10039430
Look kind of similar desu.
>>10039456
Oh shit my boy. Top tier taste.
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>>10039460
Where have you been
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Flake
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>>10039460
Yeah I came back like a month ago.
Thanks you! I hope everything's doing well for you!
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Alright, so, uhh...h-hi everyone. been a while, hahah...I changed the Userstyle a bit, so that's cool. And...it says "The Cast" now, too!
...
5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections...
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>>10039480
s-sauce?
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>>10039488
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
I'll also be taking my third consecutive win.
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>>10039466
>Dubs of luck, thanks m8.
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>>10039488
Let me out of the bus! This is my stop! The Gooey Gauntlet!
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>>10039488
>>10039480
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>>10039399
>>10039480
>>10039488
I think I'm fine with this swap.
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>>10039488
Looks perfect, ready when you are host!
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>>10039488
>>10039480
>>10039405
Put the cute puppy into the game!
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>>10039488
Inkling
Rubick
Iida
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>>10039469
(Got a bf, then important stuff is coming, drifted away from bf)
>>10039483
(Everything's fine)
>>10039488
The cast? What a stupid name!
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>>10039488
Don't be surprised Emilia, it's just my new cool shades.
Cast huh?
ALRIGHT YOU BETTER BE READY TO PUT THE SPOTLIGHT ON ME!
Tonight's the night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo
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>>10039466
Maybe it's an admirer!
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>>10039516
This is not okay
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>>10039519
Gay
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>>10039433
>>10039456
>>10039488
Put this guy in. Only if he goes 50/50 with me on the reward money though.
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>>10039488
Coo, Let's go!
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>>10039488
If you don't mind, buster.
>>10039444
>>10039454
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>>10039510
>>10039511
>>10039516
>Flake didn't even realize she was late to the game. All of these sudden interactions immediately overwhelm her!
>"What do I do!? I don't really want to take these people's spots... but it'd just be awkward if I said no, right?! I can't say no to them, even if I don't really want to say yes..."
...Fhn.
You just threw your chance away.
>The wolf walks into the gauntlet, ready to fight.
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>>10039480
>>10039488
Replying to stay relevant.
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>>10039519
Neat then! Let's enjoy the game like old, present and future times then . Good luck!
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>furshit gets all the swaps
Kys
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>>10039519
>boyfriend
LONDON
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>>10039520
>she looks a bit surprised, she didn't know that was fyxe under those shades
Whatever, they look stupid on you, why are they so dark, I bet you can't see anything on them!
>>10039531
(But he was a he not a she)
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>>10039488
Looks as cool as ice.
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>>10039547
But I am still in because I was late to the draw...
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>>10039543
Thanks, I guess.
(Am I just tired or is this duck actually talking?)
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>>10039519
A boyfriend? Oooh, saucy.
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>>10039488
Can I eat before we start? I don't want to get hungry in the middle of the game
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>>10039572
no you're just tired
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>>10039550
(Yay)
>>10039556
(Eh?)
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>>10039531
heck off
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>>10039488
>the cast
What a gay ass name.
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>>10039560
Remind me which avafag were you again?
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>>10039510
>>10039535
>>10039543
Accepted.
...Starting ASAP.
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>>10039597
Yin
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>>10039597
Fagit
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>>10039566
>"Wait, which of them takes my place then!? They all swapped, so how am I supposed to know who I am and who I'm not fighting?!"
...
>Flake ignores the girl's reply. Not to be rude, just because she doesn't know what to say in return.
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>>10039364
Late Vinny
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>>10039572
Of course I can talk.
>>10039587
You'd and that rabbit would get along so well.
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>>10039603
You better have taken note of my bounties.
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>>10039577
(The cock sure was saucy!)
>>10039597
(Emilia, spooky Kogasa, Gertrude, and Clawdia)
(Ringing any bells?)
>>10039606
(No)
>>10039613
(Half!)
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>>10039617
The first one. Frog and trap are still in.
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>>10039631
Oi that's lewd.
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>>10039560
Stupid?
Heh what does a doll from the 40/50/60's knows about style anyway? Don't you worry though, they show me everything I need to see: the path to victory and nothing else.
>She walks proudly to the Gauntlet's entrance and knocks her head against a wall.
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>>10039631
>The cock was saucy
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>>10039617
>Astolfo shrugs as the dog continues running from him without answering
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>>10039631
>The cock sure was saucy!
Jesus christ.
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>>10039639
(Whoops, this is a Christian thread)
>>10039647
>the doll giggled at the furred creature's mistake
Yeah right
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>>10039636
>Flake's ears perk up.
>"D-Did he just read my mind!? I can't let him know, I can't! Wait, if he can read minds, he knows what I'm thinking, right?! I need to... I need to...!"
>The wolf takes off at top speed.
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>>10039631
Nope. I can't even keep track of half the people in here.
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You would not believe your eyes
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>>10039660
>>10039668
(Well it was)
>>10039680
(Just know that I'm some slut for brains that roleplays here sometimes)
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>>10039674
>Runs after
>Trips
>Removes all of her clothes
>You like this
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>>10039701
IF TEN MILLION BUTTERFLIES
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>>10039587
>>10039626
... I think I'll believe the guy with the eyepatch, since I don't see the duck anymore.
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ASAP (Seth Time)
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>>10039674
>Oh shit, I used my anon powers to 『READ』 the 『POSTS』 in the 『THREAD』
>Without an ava I'm forced to act in OOC ways while interacting with an IC ava, giving them the impression that I can read minds!
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>>10039701
I could not believe my thighs
>>10039714
Ate 10 million pecan pies
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>>10039714
FIREFLIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>10039704
Vert?
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http://poal.me/w93pgo
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>>10039715
I refuse to stand here and be ignored.
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>>10039756
Heloise
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Asgore is rigging the game right now.
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>Usually when you have a host, you know exactly who they are, whether because they respond to you directly or even because you recognize their voice or they're in their own game. They're always prominent, even if you think they aren't.
>You certainly don't recognize this one, though. Not only can you not see his face, but his voice is somewhat muddled by what sounds like...microphone static? What's even more confusing is that it appears to be coming from all around you, as if it's omnipresent. But why would a god sound so static-y?
>As he speaks, however, it's totally evident that he's a natural born host. His booming voice, constant inflection, and ability to speak clearly means just one thing: he's a veteran. And he's totally ready.
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND OTHERWISE! I want to welcome YOU all tooooooo THEEEEEE GAUNTLEEEEEEET! Now, recently, the ratings have been coming back from Nielsan. Nelson? Their name is terrible- anyways, long story short, we're doing good...but we could be doing BETTER. So! I, as your wonderfully charming, took it upon myself to make it as AMAZING as possible, just for our audience! Audience, you say? What audience?
THE MILLIONS WATCHING YOU ALL, RIGHT NOW, IN THE GAUNTLET SIMULATION! Don't worry, EVERYTHING will be explained! Or, maybe not, buuuut that's none of my concern!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QvajSGuOM
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>>10039769
FUCKING ok i guess
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>>10039773
Who?
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>>10039782
Neat.
I guess.
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>>10039782
What the actual autism am I reading?
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>>10039782
>"MILLIONS!?"
>Flake completely loses her cool and runs away as fast as she can.
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>>10039782
I see you bought the Seth voice changer.
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>>10039671
>She gets up, and removes the shades while hiding her bleeding forefront.
W-WELL they just need a little bit of fixing, but you'll see me shining with them at the end!
>>10039782
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
Let's make A DOG X FOX team!
DEATH MACHINE AND DANCE MACHINE!
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I hurt myself today
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>>10039782
I, ah, I have starred in bigger productions than this. Chef Goldblum isn't a, ah, isn't a ROOKIE, A ROOKIE!
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>>10039782
Being here is already better than being at college and studying the cultures of different alien species.
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>>10039626
the rabbit?
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>>10039782
Stood no chance, ugh...
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>>10039782
I don't know what just happened but I certainly LOVE it !
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>>10039770
Welp. I definitely am seeing things. I think it's better if I take a quick nap before the game beg-
>>10039782
...nevermind.
That said, I'm not complaining about my new role.
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>>10039782
You didnt have to write all that just to tell me I cant bring my puppy
Because Im bringing him no matter what!
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>>10039630
A bounty? Why, I feel honoured! I haven't had anybody make an attempt on my life in a long while now.
>>10039782
I'm making history by being the first person to die in this new Gauntlet. I hate it.
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>>10039782
I haven't heard of an 'upload chamber' in my entire life and you expect me to step into one of these things like it's nobody's business? Surely you aren't serious. I, Reigen Arataka, Genius Psychic of the 21st Century and Rising Star of the Paranormal did not get to where I am today making stupid decisions like tha--
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>>10039782
...
So damn close.
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>>10039756
(Nope)
>>10039782
Why are we celebrating a pig's birthday, he's not even a prince!
(Rip dr. Pig...)
>>10039829
They shine?
>the little doll looks a bit jealous, thinking that those black shades shine, even if that doesn't make a whole lot of sense
Well whatever I don't care!
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>>10039856
>actually rping to the game as reigen
ty
ily
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>>10039782
You're overcompensating.
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>>10039782
The viewers at home all got their eyes on me, huh? Who am I to disappoint? Let's show them what the Chief of Police can really do!
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>>10039782
With these very fists.
I'll excavate my targets' heads.
And with their skulls.
I'll decorate my wincard.
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>>10039851
>>10039782
The runner-up isn't feeling so good about it either, after dying at the very beginning twice out of all of those games, as well.
Perhaps I should just go meditate.
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>>10039890
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(Man, glad the tributes won't know I ran into severe technical difficulties. Stupid Chinese-made tools...waits, I mean German-made...)
OH, WE'RE BACK ON AIR! Ummm...
If I were you, Haru, I'd be extremely flattered at the moment. Extremely.
Yeah, good job, prettyboy. You just blinded a demon. In fact, give me that shampoo, it looks like you use enough of it already.
Children. Children never change. I also should probably say something about throwing rocks at them BUUUUUUT I don't have the power to do so anymore.
Goriest of All Time! ...Cue laugh track. CUE LAUGH TRACK!
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>>10039782
Oh, so just because you're a wrestler you going to go kill everybody with your hands huh? I got a question, when was the last time you won a championship with "just your fists" mr architect?
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>>10039936
>Flake can hardly think of what to say during normal conversation, let alone a roast of someone she's never met before. She decides it's best to stay silent and hope nobody notices.
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>>10039936
Again, what the actual fuck am I reading?
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>>10039885
Yeah they shine and come in different colors too. Blue, crimson, yellow, green, black, white.
>Like a screen, the shades display a moving ad "$120 for one"
But you're probably not interested... Ah too bad. I'll be on my way then.
>>10039936
H-Hey
*slaps*
Can you?
*slaps*
P-Please stop! People are watchi-
*slaps*
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>>10039936
This pillow sure has a horrible breath
Not like that is going to stop my nap though, it cant be stopped!
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>>10039936
Hehe.. Stab stab stab!
Why am I doing this again?
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>>10039952
Usual asgore commentary?
Except for that bloodbath what the fuck was that
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>>10039936
I see you bought some time machines?
It was about *time* really.
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>>10039936
>>10039952
Am I the only one legitimately confused on what the events are suppose to mean?
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>>10039936
What is it about you that I find most off-putting?
Before you say it, no, it isn't the obvious. Your weight is one thing, but why have you come to a place such as this dressed in an outfit as skimpy as that? It shows a lack of respect for your opponents, the host, the game and most importantly yourself. Not to mention it leaves you vulnerable to all sorts of injuries. I understand you may have trouble finding clothing in your size but please, put on a damn sweater.
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>>10039936
I hope this will give us at least some extra points, because it's incredibly lame.
Please don't put anything out of the ordinary on the plants.
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>>10039996
I mean the event this time around. I'm just curious as to what the thought process is behind all of this shit and I honestly can't figure out what to do with it.
>>10040009
No. I've been listening to an unsung song and a birthday party of a farm animal. Can I have my bad end already?
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>>10039936
...W-Who cares! if I have fries with me then I don't care about other people
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>>10039936
What kind of vile fiend did this to you!? I'll help find them, bring them back, and they'll repent for their sins.
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>>10039824
Is that what it is? Remind me to ask the producer where I can buy a better one. This one has a short fuse, but it never seems to burn out so I can replace it.
NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT UNO! Gotta appeal to the Latiiiii...Hispanic-American audience.
Well, Reigen? The audience always loves some romantic action! Also, let's face it, it was the only good choice aside from that...elf?
You looked the most like a ghost, too. That's just pure stupidity.
THE SHAMPOO WAS JUST A DISTRACTION PLOY TO LET THE BEAST INSIDE OF HIM OUT! AMAZING!
Hard to see where you're going without eyes, I imagine.
At least he has one fan. That's one more than I ever expected.
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>>10040057
KISS KISS KISS KISS
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>>10039851
>>10039939
Forget it.
>>10039936
>>10039995
You are drive by "their" wishes.
Carry on, give them what they want.
Don't stop.
..Don't stop.
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>>10040057
Th-That was supposed to be my night what the fuck... STOP! This isn't Rigginsmania...
H-Hey... that wasn't fatal? R-Right... i hope I can still move and play....
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>>10040057
>>10040072
...........
Yes.... This is clearly the work of an evil spirit. I, Reigen Arataka, have no interest in one-time stands. The very fact that the bottle pointed to me rather than any of you is proof that the spirit has tapped into my mind, discovering exactly what I did not want to happen.
>Reigen takes the bottle.
If you need me, I shall be exorcising this spirit.
Alone.
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>>10040057
You're cool with being a rock werewolf right?
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>>10039982
>she looked a bit worried she might miss her chance to get that cool looking shades, before shaking her hand
U-uh wait! Maybe one of my servants would like it, I am a rather charitable queen.
>she lied
>>10040057
>she looks utterly stunned... because she doesn't understand half of the naughty words thrown at her
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>>10040057
>Drinks piss
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>>10040057
Whoa! Hey hey! Watch it now!
Good thing I'm made of gelatin. If I wasn't I would've surely had something break.
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>>10039922
That sounds like it would do you well. I think I could stand to benefit from some meditation myself, my continuous early-game deaths are beginning to weigh down on my psyche.
>>10040082
I've already forgotten.
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>>10040057
Jeez, man. Chill out. You DO know all that stuff's fake, right? It's staged. Did you seriously think...
Jesus.
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>>10040057
>Flake is told to fight, so she fights. Plain and simple. There is no hesitation as she makes short work of the two busty females. But then someone tells her she wasn't supposed to do it.
...
>"DAMNIT! The one time I feel good about doing something and it wasn't correct?!"
>The wolf turns around...
>>10040091
>"Oh God, look what I did to her! What am I supposed to say now?! I destroyed her! Should I apologize? Let her think that's what was meant to happen!?"
...Tch.
>Flake opts to turn away again and walk on.
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>>10040057
Eh? I thought this was some restaurant fanclub, but is just a horrible creature pretending to be what human calls "doctor"
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Dubs decides on what ava should be turned into a nazi
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>>10040057
...Was that supposed to a be a surprise? Well, needless to say, looks like this small prank fell flat. In more ways than one, too.
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I summon assgore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZhwCM88pA
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>>10039936
Oh, for the Etihw sake.
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>>10040082
The network? You're one-hundred-and-fifty percent right about that! Anyways, how much did they pay you to appear on the show, anyways?
DAYAYAY 2!
I definitely see now where the fox and the kangaroo placed on the foodchain! ...What do you mean they have to eat each other to be on the foodchain? I'm making my own damn foodchain!
When you recruit that mercenary, you better believe she's going to follow through. I pray for your soul, Mr. Compress.
Someone taste-test his body to see if it's blood or ketchup or both.
When pigs fly, hah hah! Oh, that's a classic, ladies and gentleman. Never gets old!
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>>10040155
You already have the dubs
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>>10040169
Hmm. Pyrokinesis.
A skill completely unnecessary and far too dangerous. I have no use for this.
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>>10040123
Exactly my point. For all my efforts otherwise, I still have a...bit of a temper when failure strikes again and again. Good luck with that.
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>>10040169
Seriously?! That's all you can manage?! You absolute waste of air!
>she tries to throw a little peddle at the fox, but is too weak and throws it just in front of her
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>>10040169
>Flake finds the perfect way to vent out her frustration caused by past events: Playing the drums.
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>>10040082
Whoa! Who the heck do you mean "their"?! This isn't Totsuka Kingdom!
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>>10040155
Everyone
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>>10040169
It's... just a bunch of paint.
I mean, I've never been one for art, but seriously?
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>>10040169
This isn't cool, not cool at all. Justice will eventually be served for disturbing the peace within not only my home, but other peoples homes as well.
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>>10040169
>Pulls lever
Well that was a let down.
>Hears a crash in the distance
Huh? Wonder what that was.
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>>10040169
Wow, thats like the one time not being tall ended up being good for me
I still want to grow much more though
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>>10040169
Huh. I don't remember that part being in that one kid's movie. How the hell do you sharpen a carrot?
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>>10040169
Oh man, that's hecking neat!
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>>10040103
Really?!
>She does a 360° taking out a vending table out of nowhere for RP's purpose
Soo? What do you want Emilia? The classic model? Or maybe one that can play music? Or this one! It got internet, Tv, gives the weather and you press that button it switches into "beautiful mode" erasing all the ugly things in the world
>She presses it
>It displays an internal mirror
Damn right.
So?
>>10040146
J-Just you wait! You... I'll heal and we'll settle this once and for all at poker or something...
>she passes out.
>>10040169
I SAID SPOTLIGHT!!
But not that kind of spotlight... I didn't come here to fight ooww....
>She exists the ring covered in bruises.
I need a rest.
>>10040210
I... I thought we were going to play Punch out not like... actual boxing...
>she faints
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>>10040255
Watch your d**g mouth
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>>10040162
>Ay yo, I saw Bodom in concert and when they opened with "Downfall," the place lit the absolute fuck up. it was amazing.
Ni-
ERIC, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, GOOD LORD! I'm all for needless violence, and *good* nudity, but no one wants to see your chode for the love of God!
This genius psychic really is a genius, huh?
Someone, put that dog down. Off-camera, please. I don't want complaints from parents about how their children cried about him getting shot like Lassie.
Frankly, I can't even tell if she got hit at all. her hair already looks like it went through a Pollock painting frenzy.
May God bless your soul, Yumeko. May he bless it well.
All of those photos were from today.
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>>10040169
>>10040211
You are doing a nice job with... uh, whatever instrument you are using right now! i'll just sit and watch
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>>10040265
Okay, whatever! Here.
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>>10040169
>>10040265
>Plays with paint twice in a row
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>>10040265
Whatever evil spirit that was preventing this puzzle from being solved has been banished. Feel free to play with this toy to your heart's content!
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>>10040265
>Flake continues to put her werewolf abilities on full display, completely annihilating the competition.
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>>10040265
What are you looking at? Oh shit. Looks like the sensor bar is on the fritz again. Avert your eyes children!
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>>10040265
IT SEEMS IRONIC, I KNOW!
BUT HEAR ME OUT! DO YOU KNOW THE PERCENTAGE OF TRIBUTES THAT ENTER THESE "GAMES" DIE TO A FROZEN LAKE?
MORE THAN SEVENTY PERCENT OF THEM!
AS SUCH, WE NEED TO REMOVE THESE FROZEN LAKES, OR AT LEAST BARRICADE THEM SO NO ONE'S LIFE WILL BE TAKEN UNEXPECTEDLY EVER AGAIN.
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>>10040260
Aww, fine.
>>10040265
I can never understand how these toys work..
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>>10040265
>Actually she was shot several time... with orange paint.
Now! Finally something good for me, that wasn't hard, wasn-
Pollock painting frenzy???
Ok now you just have bad taste.
>>10040300
>Shot's you in the head.
>Her beautiful silver hair is now bloody red
>Fortunately it's only paint... for now
That was for earlier!
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>>10040256
Uh... let me see the one with the beautiful mode?
>>10040265
HAHAHAHAH- O-oh y-you guys are...
>she let's go of the hose to cover her eyes, letting the hose rampage and swing around wetting everything before slamming itself on the shy doll
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DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY! An amount of hours remain! (Gotta get those video game geeks to tune in somehow, ugh...)
Two fine gentlemen enjoy some rather childish activities. I guess everyone's a kid at heart, huh?
...H-Haru, what exactly did you have that would be of interested to, uhh...her?
Oh, happy days! I've got a co-commentator! Finally, the network shoveled enough cash my way! Take it away!
You too can hit it big and buy all the video games you ever wanted if you risk your life in the Gauntlet! (God, I hate this pandering...)
You are all very terrible at fighting boxing kangaroos, I want you to know that.
If over half of your insults are just referring to him being a girlyboy, I am going to be severely disappointed.
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>>10040344
>Flake's survival instincts kick in. She... immediately turns around to punch whatever shot her right in the cheek.
F-
>What was going to be one of her usual short responses is cut short once she realizes who she just clobbered. Flake takes a single step back.
...F..Fhn....
>The wolf runs.
>>10040365
>Flake turns on the lights and...
...
>"I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."
>Flake turns the light off and leaves.
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>>10040365
Man... That is one trippy light source. Reminds me of all the icecream we have back home.
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>>10040365
Oh great what's this... oh bother I have to "commentate"? I'm a queen! I shouldn't be commentating the arena, I should be spectating while they fight for me! Whatever, I'll "talk" about what those peasants are doing. But this one is boring, so I'll wait for the next slide, my fellow commentator who has a boring face.
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>>10040365
Kawaii sugoii weed lmao kohai
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>>10040365
Jeez. This guy can't even fight. Now I'm all poor and hungry.
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>>10040365
>Turns into a baby, but goes back to normal after being removed
W-Wait, what just... not fair, I didn't saw my own death
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>>10040365
What better way to cleanse yourself of curses than to douse eachother in blessed water?
Have at you!
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Good night, HG.
At the end of the day.
You'll always have a soft spot for me.
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>>10040350
Yeah sure, it's the most popular model for some reason.
>She hands the dool a tiny pair of shades
>It's really just a mirror with some deus ex machina bullshit
>Emilia really only sees herself
Those are usually $300 but I guess I can let you have them for $250, are you parents paying or what?
>>10040389
Don't hold it against me, I'm simply giving the people what they want. Girls splattering themselves with white stuff... Well okay mine was red, but you're already white so nobody would have seen a thing.
>She didn't realize she was already alone.
>>10040365
Yomi?
H-Huh I thought it was the Mayor of Cantown fanclub?
No wonder I'm the only one
>>
THE THIRD NIGHT!
Yes, Ash, we're mostly all over 18 here, we know exactly where you're popular. No need to bring up that fact.
That fox is really good at sports. And as a matter of fact, I DO need a new tennis coach...hm...
Run for your life, Eric! Or...flash him, I guess. Either way doesn't appeal to the audience, so let's just move on...
Oh, so Haru had demon voodoo magic, not...the other things I expected. That's a relief!
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>>10040432
(What about your hard spot, can I have one of those?)
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>>10040365
Come on! Give me one more round with the bouncy bastard! I'll get him this time!
>Immediately gets knocked out with one punch from the kangaroo
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>>10040432
Night Seth
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>>10040432
kys
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>>10040445
And just how do you expect to fend for yourselves with all of that excess weight? I, Reigen Arataka, came here to be challenged, not to walk over you both. Get into shape!
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>>10040432
Nighto
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>>10040432
I'm still waiting to see this soft spot you're talking about.
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>>10040445
"..."
...
>There are no words for what Flake has just experienced. Other than the words straight from the event.
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>>10040445
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
...
I'll just stick to archery from now on. Grats.
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>>10040446
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>>10040445
Everyone likes a big gelati knight in shining armor, why don't you go get yourself some armor buddy?
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>>10040365
You know what? Screw this place. I already made some cash, so I'm outta here.
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>>10040445
She was just really... really bad that's all.
I'm not too good at Tennis.
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>>10040446
sloot
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>>10040432
I have a soft spot for endorsement deals and moolah, so come back soon!
Heeey, prettyboy! The viewers love you, so why don't you give them a bit more entertainment than usual? Some...patriotic entertainment.
...Can we sell that cereal? Yes? It's technically safe for work? Understood. (Ka-fucking-CHING!)
YOU SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THE JOB YOU STARTED, SCOOP. NEVER LEAVE YOUR WORK HALF-DONE! ...Half-undone! Done...half? Cut that out, just cut that-
A hairstyle like that could only come from the depths of Hell.
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>>10040444
>she admires her own vision, before walking and smacking a wall, whimpering a bit, before realizing who's she's near with and standing up to save face
I-I'm the queen, ow..., I am taking this for free... ow...
>>10040445
Hahaha! Look at that stupid large chicken those two girls are harassing!
That fox is just lucky and you know it.
That other fox is fat! FAT!
Yes! A hanging! Finally!
And whatever, it got boring.
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>>10040545
>It was hardly worth it. Now Flake is going to be crippled for the rest of the game.
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>>10040545
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE, I TOLD YOU! FROZEN LAKES ARE THE ENDERS OF MORE THAN SEVENTY PERCENT OF ALL TRIBUTES! MORE THAN SEVENTY PERCENT!
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>>10040545
It seems you two have lost some weight since last we met. Good. I shall give you a refreshing drink on the hou-
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>>10040545
>He starts singing shitty pop lyrics for Reigen
Don't trust a hoe,
Never trust a hoe,
Won't trust a hoe,
'Cause a hoe won't trust me.
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>>10040545
Whoaaa!
>Memoca jumps into the fox's arms all of sudden, and hugs her tightly.
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>>10040506
Well... you're pretty little after all, that wasn't hard to launch high balls and stuff...
...
(A chance she didn't know that flying isn't against the rules)
>>10040545
Here, here it was just a lightning, no need to be afraid now?
Don't get too close though, you're in the camera's way
>>10040554
Free?
>She snaps the shades out of Emilia's eyes and put her arm high to ensure she will not catch them even with jumping.
Sorry no free sample, the guy who pay me to sell them has been very clear.
$250 or nothing
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>>10040545
>Throws in breast reduction surgery for free
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>>10040516
(It is if it's only implied!)
>>10040531
(N-no I'm not!)
>>10040545
Can someone kick that stupid sissy boy singing the horrid American anthem before I kill myself?
How the heck did that mentally wrong looking girl manage to do that to that... strangely motherly looking woman?!
That stupid man with the cat ears got his legs broken, good for everyone, now kill him!
And the fox gets to embrace someone for the first time in her life I bet!
Hey idiot host, do you have anything fun to do on this table? Or are you as boring as your face?
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...This simulation isn't perfect, alright? Sometimes, glitches happened, and those are *always* out of my control. Blame the hack programmer sitting on his ass all day, not your always gracious and fabulous host!
There's somehow a naked body that made viewers cringe more than Eric's, and I think that's impressive enough to warrant a mention.
(Ah, hey, do we have any fox repellent, 'cause I have the nagging suspicion I'm going to need to protect my ass here in a moment like Fort fuckin' Knox.)
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>>10040620
Actually... let's stay like this!
Put your brighest smile! People like that kind of stuff! We're gonna explode the ratings. Especially since you're a bird and I'm a Fox, it makes for a cool an unusual duo
3...2...1... cheese!
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>>10040632
>Well at least she's not crippled.
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>>10040545
Huh. I was expecting something more blood red, and scary looking. You're just a normal guy.
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>>10040632
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
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>>10040632
Ah. The work of an evil spirit. I suppose I can capitalize on this stroke of luck before getting rid of it.
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>>10040620
I don't have any American money, you idiot!
>she was like a kid having a tantrum, jumping up to try to reach the shades, before falling on her butt, pouting and looking up at the fox
>>10040632
>>10040660
>happy evil doll laughter
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>>10040620
D-don't you make fun of my body size! I could just fly to beat you but I just don't want to make you cry. Y-yeah...
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>>10040632
Oh, jesus christ. Yeah, I think we're ever going to be allowed to show the censored on television. Poor bastard.
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>>10040628
You can't even see my face! Just...(network, can we just kill off another guy and replace this brat? ...What do you mean that's unethical? Fucking-)
OH, HEY, WE'RE BACK!
...That isn't hard when one of you won't stop smiling, actually. In fact, it's really getting on my nerves, so stop that.
She's got children back home. She can't risk it. I understand, even if she was stupid enough to sign up for this.
The two ugliest men in the Gauntlet have finally met! What ugly adventures await them?!
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Goodnight HG
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>>10040710
If you were harboring any evil spirits, they are certainly gone now.
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>>10040680
>The fuck you still echoes through every planes even space and time
Mhh.... That's not a problem... We can trade maybe... You said you were royalty? Surely you've got something that is worth $250
>>10040690
Meeeh... Just you try next time... But don't feel too bad about it. You may be small but that makes you pretty cute if anything!
Thanks for the ratings if anything....
>>10040710
Fuck you
>>10040738
Goodnight anon!
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>>10040641
They do? Well, I guess I can't refuse to appease the crowds. Coo!
>>10040710
Hiii!
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>>10040710
That's why it is boring! I can't see it, is it ugly or somethin- oh we are back.
No one likes sissies! No one!
I don't like how that moon thing... smiles.
Whoever that purple girl is, give her a medal because seeing that worthless dog going down those stairs was funny as heck!
Oh and some other stuff happened, whatever.
>she starts spinning around her chair out of boredom
>>10040738
(Ni ni)
>>
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT FIVE!
Nice try, prettyboy, but it's a shame that beauty and brains are inversely correlated. Except for me, because I'm me.
What kind of genius psychic lets himself be tricked into that situation?
ERIC, DON'T DO IT! I might be flagged for racism if you do!
That dog is a conniving...(can I say "bastard" on-air?)...conniving bastard. And I love it!
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>>10040710
You see this? I wish this were your blood.
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>>10040764
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>>10040738
Sleep well anon.
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>>10040738
Sleep well anon.
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>>10040764
And bye bye!
>Hachikuji kicks the tire, it flies in midair halfway down the hill before finally rolling.
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>>10040764
Fuck you!
>>10040761
>>10040764
O-Oh you got too popular and now they're jealous of you.
Tcch! Don't worry! Carry on and win for me.... They deleted me because they were jealous too...
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YO FLAKE
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>>10040710
>Gets bumped into so hard he falls through a conveniently placed desk
>>10040764
Oh come on, I just want to die! Is that too much to ask? Can't you just let a guy kill himself in peace?
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>>10040764
Oh did I forget to mention what kind of money it was? Must have somehow slipped my mind.
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>>10040756
Well nothing on me now, there's theives around!
>she lied again, trying to think of anything to do right now
Look, if you give me it, I'll... well... give you a royal blessing in form of a kis- HUG!... hand-shake?
>she didn't like the options that she just gave there, not one bit
>>10040764
>lays her head on the commentary table and begins to sleep
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>>10040817
>Flake doesn't make her presence known. But she's listening, probably...
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>>10040756
Hmhm, yeah thanks, foxy. You're sexy and sporty, in a good way.
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>>10040837
Ayo baby girl how u doin? Lemme get a peep at dem tig ol' bitties, baby.
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>>10040817
>inb4 thirst
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>>10040762
(Why did it have to be a kid. Why me, God?)
DEUS EX! (Fucking mouth-breathing video game nerd pandering, why do I have to do this...)
You're a pig. You look terrible. Always. Sorry to spring that fact on you. Even the doctor's uniform doesn't help.
He who smiles tries to win the affection of he who can't. One of your artsy folks make a poem about that, thanks in advance.
ANOTHER millionaire?! I might just quit my job and try my odds at that casino, hah hah...(i-it was just a joke. I'm not leaving. I promise you.)
Who let that fox on a lawn mower?!
>>10040815
Do you have rabies?
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>Teleports into the thread
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>>10040827
A royal handshake huh....
>She takes the time to ponder the ins and outs of the situation.
Hmm.. DEAL! But only if I get to take a picture of it! Like a royal selfie!
>>10040846
Heeey! Thanks to! And nice rhymes! Ever thought of releasing an mixtape or something?
Anyway... the executive producer probably thought I cheated and... they "deleted" me out of the show.. Aaah.
Goodluck if you're still in there! Show them they made a grave mistake!
>>10040860
NO!
I'm just protesting against the executive producer! My file was the best in the game! Why did you delete it!
>Holds up sign saying "JUSTICE FOR FYXE"
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>>10040860
Allow me to show you a tale of sorrow. A time when I was cast aside by my peers and left to wallow in my own misfortune...
When I forgot to bring my father to the Father & Son Barbecue at school...
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>>10040860
Jokes on you, I'm already out of money! You can't take what I don't have!
>He begins to laugh at the dealer at the table before slowly realizing his situation and breaking down into tears
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>>10040858
Hunger Games: Where the porn talks back.
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>>10040860
Well, he WAS the tallest one here!
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>>10040815
Geez, so pathetic, and I thought this was a killing arena!
I'll try my best, fox woman.
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>>10040860
No, no, no! It's all wrong! The choreography is just all over the place and the pace is horrible, but as an entertainer, I appreciate your childish attempts!
>>
HOLY TOLEDO! Folks, something you've never seen yet...the simulation changes! That's right, it's been programmed to randomly changed the setting at whim! It's rare, but when it happens, it's always a sight to behold! And what better way to kick off the first of many than the beauty of space?!
...That you all proceed to turn into a Bloodbath. I don't know if I should feel disappointed or not.
>>10040911
Don't blame him! This simulation is millions upon BILLIONS of lines of code! Of course there's going to be flaws somewhere! It just so happened you found one!
Also, if you want to blame anyone, blame the hack programmer we outsourced to: some snot-nosed 19 year old kid in Pennsylvania.
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>>10040906
You're gonna tire yourself out if you keep teleporting into threads.
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>>10040914
I have to say, your suffering is entertaining to watch! I want more.
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>>10040942
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>>10040942
Everyone! Get out! This game has been rigged by evil spiri--
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>>10040911
Yeah sure whatever selfie means.
>she held up her open, small, fabricated hand up to the fox, waiting for it to be shaken quickly
>>10040942
>she wakes up fast, looking around confused a bit
I'm up! I'm up! What's going on... oh why are we in space?
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>>10040942
Fuck... him!
Well... at least he did a good job with that space arena. I hope he programmed an island one.
He did... right?
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>>10040942
I lost again!!!
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>>10040942
What a nuisance. But it would've been a pretty uninteresting job if all of them died so easily! Now, let me finish this show before the last survivor actually escapes my stage.
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>>10040942
Good thing no one in space can hear me scream.
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>>10040949
But there's no door here!
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>>10040911
>>10040942
Y-yeah, about that. See you later foxy.
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>>10040963
Well, we aren't anymore. I hope you enjoyed your brief trip!
>>10040965
I'll ask him if he did once he stops being addicted to...ah, what did he say it was? "Counter-Strike"? Some damned videogame. I'm getting sick of them.
You better believe that I'm going to take advantage of a musical guest if he's here! Take it away!
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>>10040942
>Eric only survived the murderous rampage because he was passed out in the cargo bay, he's clearly drunk, you can tell from all the whiskey and ranch bottles all over the floor.
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>>10040989
Oh...
Can I go home now, being a queen that commentates sucks...
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>>10040984
That just means you should be able to easily walk in. How do you think the rest of us get here? We sure as hell don't teleport in.
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>>10040989
>tfw there's only one good winner left
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>>10041024
I swear to god, you had better not be talking about the fucking pig, anon...
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>>10041030
If Dubs, Dr Pig wins
If Trips, everyone must turn into a pig
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>>10041014
I mean there are no doorways! No entrances no exits, nothing.
>kuroyuri
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>>10041030
Perhaps
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