/sug/ - Steven Universe General Fan fusions Edition Last T

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>>10039174
>Fan fusions Edition
well okay, if OP demands it

Fuck Yellow Diamond and fuck yellow gems

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>>10039185
yeah, I like Blue gems better

>>10039100
Is it? INT is academic knowledge and reasoning ability, WIS is instinct and common sense. Someone with high int and low wis is a mad scientist waiting to happen, someone with high wis and low intelligence is the only sane man or someone's sensible southern granny

coming up with a duality for electromagnetism is a lot harder. I guess order/chaos works since electricity abhors a straight line while ferromagnets are caused by extreme organization on the quantum scale, but I also wanted something that could have some kind of metaphysical/magical significance

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>>10039174
Lapithyst fanfusions are hot af

>>10039230
Not the one Hot Topic escapee one.

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Post top-tier lines

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Gems should carry gems

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Hey fellow drawfags! Draw yourself with your non-dominant hand.

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>>10039254
YEAH, blep

>>10039271
No

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>>10039271
>only calling the drawfags
>not everybody including ones who can't draw

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>>10039174
Moooonnnnstonnne

>>10039288
you'll be a drawfag if you draw it, obviously

>>10039288
A lot of drawfags here can't draw anyways so go ahead

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>>10039116

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NOT A FURRY

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>>10039301
You might be thing it will be like this, but it doesn't.
I don't think I count as a fellow

>>10039319
N Y A

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teflon

oh yes

>>10039223
I don't know, but what I do know is this.
This is giving me a headache, contemplating what is and what is not.

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Gems should put Steven in his place.

By the end of season five, who do you think will become best character?

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>>10039332
three sporks this time

>>10039350
Pedo.

>>10039319
Would fug

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>Just start feeling sad for no reason out of nowhere

Why this?

>>10039361
What's the source of this? The proady image not the actual picture.

>>10039397
no clue where the tootsie rolls came from but I turned anti-sans into caliborn for shits and giggles

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>>10039361
you're quite the busway

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>>10039453
you vexatious cur!

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>>10039338
very cute

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>>10039390
Has it happened before or is this the first time?

>>10039370
yes

https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
Discord Server for art/nsfw of off color gems

>>10039350
>armpit
but why

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>>10039478
Yeah, but it's not normally this sudden.

>>10039271
Huh, I can't recognize who.

draw

>>10039507
Wanna talk?
Got a discord or something if you want to more privately?

Take picutes of your feet

>>10039521
ok

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>>10039527
>$5

>>10039527
haha, 5$ a slice came to life

>>10039493
sweaty etc.

>>10039527
This is disgusting

>>10039521
poil with penis

>>10039522
It's fine, I'm probably gonna to bed soon anyway.

>>10039515
I haven't posted any sort of portrait before.

>>10039559
Then why not feet in that case?

>>10039576
Alright anon but if you just want to chat anyway I can post a throwaway email to send it to

>>10039521
Concept art jasper meeting the current jasper

>>10039532
Are you the one who wanted sloppy titties

So first we had wave noises in the credits theme, then whale noises, and now we're hearing dolphin noises.
What does this mean (if anything)?

>>10039588
Feet are where his balls belong.

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date or whatever

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>>10039604
something might impact the beach, again

/sug/ after years of kind of unintentionally building up a massive culinary reputation with this friend I'm finally cooking for her on sunday.

I need to come up with something to cook for her that's original, halal and can be made in a pan, and my mind is blanking out. All I can think of is Steak au Poivre

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>>10039604
hmm, something in the ocean that we missed?

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>It's another BM copycat

>>10039629
>whales
>dolphins

>beach

Nah, it just doesn't add up.

>>10039532
You're not even good enough to look at my feet.

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Jasperdemptionseason6 is confirmed and less than a season away

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>>10039637
that sounds like something you would ask /ck/

Cook something humble. maybe something you find as comfort food.

Schnitzel would be something I'd cook special from my dad's recipe. Something like that would be a kind and warm gesture of hospitality and care.

try not to do something your not comfortable or know how to cook well.

>>10039685
COMIN

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>>10039649
this is next level of hell
>>10039637
hmm, make her breakfast, that involves getting creative with fruit design, each pancake being a different flavor
I just really love breakfast so thats all I got, its also fun to make
>>10039685
I wonder how mally would look like with corruption, not much difference since jaspers corruption already sea foam green, just spiky

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There are no snacks around to sad eat

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>>10039743
This is my fear

>>10039174
That lapidot fusion is too pretty

>>10039743
>>10039755
Do you have cheese, bread, a stove and a frying pan and butter? You can make grilled cheese!

>>10039743
ah, what a shame, you have my condolences
I heard a good snack combo to eat is sprite and a banana
I lied, dont do that

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Gems should have donuts

How do I tell someone I don't want to fuse with them without totally being a clod about it?

>>10039793
out of cheese
>>10039803
I happen to have 2 bananas and a liter of sprite. I think I'll eat them fast and chug the sprite

Not really though

>>10039707
Rice seems like a good idea. my "paesotto" is tight even if spain and italy alike would order me burned at the stake for breaking traditional taboos

Pasta is an option too, always good.

To be honest though, I want something creative. I've made my paesotto a dozen times before. Maybe I should just do or the steak to prove my skill and then try smething weird afterwards. I do have a seasoning I wanted to try out

>>10039741
it has to be dinner for her. it's ramadan right now.

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>>10039792
She takes after Lapis

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>>10039792
its not completely repulsive which is nice
>>10039813
Yes they should, anon
>>10039835
thats a good idea, it would be great to eat a banana and drink a sprite at the same time its good for you
I lied, dont

>>10039823
Just say "No." Straight up, straight faced.
Or say "We'll cover more ground if we split up"

>>10039835
you can also put them up your bum if that's your kind of thing

>>10039907
I actually dont have any bananas or sprite

>>10039863
>tfw you realize fluorite's lower head gem switches between a rose quartz, a sapphire and an unknown third gem between frames

also, none of the triangular gems are ever peridots

>>10039823
Say your personality would clash too much and could be toxic
>>10039916
lapis is killin it and only one doing anything

>>10039916
Ew?

>>10039916
Pedo.

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>>10039743
what ingredients do you have anon?

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>>10039390
It happens

what gem would hitler be?

>>10039916
Is this a Jojo reference?

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>>10039916
>This was colored

Not that I'm complaining

>>10040002
I've got not much
I have a few pieces of lunch meat but I need to eat tomorrow before groceries
I'm tempted to just eat some saltines

>>10040014
Jasper

Does getting corrupted hurt?

>>10039945
fap. a sad orgasm can help you sleep

>>10039880
>>10039973
Okay, thank you very much. She has been rather pushy about the subject lately. I hope she respects my stance on this.

>>10040053
I'd say so. Metamorphosis and whatnot.

>>10040021
>Getting off to deviantart quality lewds

>>10040053
Do we even know if gems can feel pain?

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>>10040056
Take this with you. Just in case.

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>>10040039
you'd be surpised what you can make anon with just a few things. you can make dumplings with just water and flour.

http://www.supercook.com/#/recipes

>>10040068
I wish dA fetish pics were that good

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>>10040053
No, Jasper looked like she enjoyed corrupting a lot. I think she even moaned a little.

>>10040089
Thank you, I'll take it, but I hope I don't have to use it.

>>10040125
I don't know how Yellow Diamond would even accept that gem before all this

>>10040080
They feel emotions so why wouldn't they feel pin?

>>10040125
I think he was asking if it was physically painful.
Jasper was losing her mind. Even if she couldn't feel it at all, the fact that she was turning into a dog would've made the experience generally unpleasant.

>>10040092
Useful site but most of the things it suggests are either sauces or thinks I have an actual turkey not just a few slices of turkey lunchmeat
Also too sad to cook/everyone else in the house is asleep
I guess I can just finish off the bits left in the PB jar

>>10040125
She's a screamer, but not a squirter thank god for Steven's sake. He would have almost gotten drowned again as she was corrupting, finishing what Lapis started

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>>10040184
Oh she could feel it. The grimaces and strangled sounds she made as she was corrupting were not from pain, they were from waves of intense pleasure. Greater than any pleasure a human could ever experience. She reached heavenly climax right as the giant spikes shot out of her back and through her eye sockets

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>>10040199
supercook is better for ideas definitely. but its a good starting place. usually I start with supercook then do a broader google search once i know what i want to make.

and if worst comes to worst, if you've got cocoa powder (for baking) you can mix it with milk/water and sugar to make a nice drink. chocolate is an appetite suppressant so it can make hunger pain more bareable.

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Rate my gem pile /sug/!

>>10040333
I don't have hunger pains I'm just sad
Out of milk too
I can mix one of these vitamin C packets into a drink for some flavor
I've got sugar problems so I don't like to add sugar to anything. Sadly most flavor packets are packet with them.

>>10040356
would cum in

>humanity was enslaved a hot-pink alien empress with a mane of hair who took steps to regulate their mating habits.
>She ended up being killed by a sword that really shouldn't have been able to kill her

do you think she likes baking?

>>10040356
I'm jealous/10.
Was it hard to collect em all?

>>10040322
Why do I feel this facetious train of thought has to tie in some way with the underlying reason for corrupting/transformation fetishes (the process)
>little death

>>10040384
well her death is cooking up some plot holes with a side of theory's so sure

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>>10040322
>Greater than any pleasure a human could ever experience
Bitch, please.

>>10040384
Are you referencing something?

I really like Jasper, but I'm afraid to admit it because almost all jasperfags are retards

>>10040553
What makes you say that Anon?

>>10040553
Same here dude

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>>10040390
Most of them were gifts, but some others I had to buy on my own, I've been collecting over a couple years

>>10040572
Same reason I liked old Lars. I wouldn't actually enjoy being around that kind of personality, but I think they did a great job of portraying that kind of personality.

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Let me take you to another dimension, /sug/.

What if the mods got scared of Steven's Universe popularity during S1 or S2 and gave it its own board?
What kind of threads would you be seeing right now?

In all seriousness, I want to do a little screenshot of a hypothetical /su/ board and how it will look, so give me some ideas.

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>>10040553
tru

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Jasper acts like women after 40. They are ugly they are fat they not in need to anyone.

>>10040630
look at /mlp/ - just a shit load of generals

>>10040630
It would just be full of waifu and shipping threads

>>10040591
Nice! Gems are super pretty.
Which one is the blue one? I can't tell.

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>>10040630
It's such a bad idea humoring it only makes it more bad.

>>10040668
With urines mark

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>>10040644
What if Jasper and PD had more of a romantic relationship instead of a mommy daughter one
And thats why shes so angry because her lover was killed

>>10040711
Sad posting again?

>>10040724
yea...

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How does this make you feel sug?

>>10040740
What is she projecting?

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>>10040727

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>>10040651
>>10040667
But what kind?

>>10040681
I know. It's too show how bad it would be.

>>10040747
Her talking to rose on a floating island

>>10040668
It's a blue agate

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>>10040730
Sorry man
If you need to talk feel free to vent

>>10040740
God those first two frames of Pearls face actually made me cry. You can really see the pain in her face. I'm not being dramatic either I actually got tears from it. Source?

>>10040740
Would a Lars and Pearl thing work? How does the artist think this a good idea? I'm not trying to mean but I seriously don't see it.

>>10040809
Kek pussy

>>10040800
To this day, I think this may be the single greatest thing Sultan has ever produced.

>>10040826
I know it's really dumb

>>10039304
jasper looks like she's in a cult sacrifice

>>10040752
Worst thing that you can do. Better left people alone that would help them to taka care of themselfs by themself.

>>10040830
I like the Jasper with the birthday cake and the alf shirt

have you ever started typing up a theory and then halfway through you just remember a key detail that disproves it, and just delete the post in shame?

>>10040879
yes

>>10039271
Nice try Mr. Enter...

>>10040855
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW >>10040847

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>>10040553
My mommy said I'm perfect just the way I am

>>10039474
what the fuck i love caesar's legion now

>>10040875
I like the one were lapis is jumping out of jasper and steven's wedding cake with a knife in her head and most of her hair shaved off

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>>10040890
She's right.

>>10039527
Anyone who puts corn on their pizza should be fucking stoned

>>10040790
Got a discord?

>>10040747
>>10040809
https://totallysecrethiddenunsafeblogok.tumblr.com/post/146929204547/commissions-pearl-and-lars-again-and-im-more#notes

>>10040816
Not sure, the artist just dies it for commissions

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I just realised this is stealth Lapidot

>>10040356
>buying into the sea glass/opalite meme
why anon

>>10040935
Sorry, unfortunately I do not

>>10040879
if you're far enough into it, might as well go crazy with it. Or set it aside for later revisions

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Are your gem hole ready to be shatterd?

>>10041005
I'm ready for you to stop murdering babies, nigger

>>10041005
i don't have a gem hole anon

>>10041005
Is that sexual? can't tell.

>>10040754
All kinds
Im sure there would be a popular lapidot thread

>>10040704
Id be down, it has to be special in some way compared to the rest of the gems.

>>10041000
it wasn't really a big theory, i just had the idea that, since there are so many types of opal stones irl, maybe every quartz/agate×pearl fusion could be a type of opal.

but then i remembered that rainbow quartz, another quartz×pearl fusion that isn't an opal, exists.

>>10041064
It would contain pictures for ants that repeats from thread to thread and posts like shit and lapidirt. We already have one there.

>>10041077
Why is Rose a guy

>>10041005
I don't want to be shattered.

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>>10040875

>>10041123
I think it's a Nora AU kind of deal.

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>>10040904
I like her whole "Lapis goes crazy from jealousy" arc.

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>>10040977
I don't know what you mean, it's a meme?

>>10041154
Yeah it's the best

>>10041064
Sadly, it's possible that kind of thread would get to 500 editions.

>>10041098
Yeah, but nobody would constantly urge them to killing themselves

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>>10041154
It's a pretty good series.
And I really like how she draws Jasper

>>10041157
Your life is a meme

Dont call word on M or evil green midget will come and jokes you all to death

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>>10039527
There's so many toppings its gross

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>>10041196
>she

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Reminder lapisamypearl is endgame

I wonder if the Rose/Steven×Garnet fusion is being saved for a very special moment. Smoky Quartz was the climax of Amethyst's arc in season 3, and Rainbow Quartz, while mostly unused for now, had a hand in one of Greg and Rose's most crucial moments, and has potential for future plot relevance. Garnet×Rose/Steven hasn't even been hinted at thus far.

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Jasper has a cute squishy face and I like her big mouth and dumb nose

>>10041246
Everyone here is a girl anon

Boys dont use the internet

>>10041258
I am fine with this!

>>10041274
I'm not a female I swear

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>>10041270
>that jasper

>>10041262
I feel like Pearl has wanted nothing but to fuse with Steven because she would be with Rose again, but restrains herself because she knows she will become addicted and obsessive.

>>10039527
>corn
>not pinapple
not gay enough

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>>10041270
>that jasper
Reminds me of this

>>10041319
god those faces

>>10041298
You can't fool me anon

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>>10041246
>a man
>being as talented as sultan
>being as funny as sultan
>being as nice as sultan
>being as cute as sultan
If sultan's a guy, then you can call me a faggot.

>>10039527
>cherry tomatoes
>corn
>broccoli
Whoever made this needs to raped and shot

>>10041335
They're the best interpretations of the gems

>>10041319
This comic still sends me into tears
I miss this artist
Wish theyd come back to su

>>10041336
Nah my guy I totally have a peenus and bols

>>10041360
At least they're making something and haven't quit making content altogether. I mean trashire is alright right?

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>>10041371
Maybe in your dreams

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fug the connie

>>10041409
I'm serious I have the male genitals

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>>10041386
Ya they draw some weird stuff now tho, idk what you would call it furry art I guess?

>>10041443
in a jar

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Gems should be something

What's the biggest lie you tell yourself /sug/

mine is that I tell myself I actually like creating things, when in reality i'm, just an idea guy who likes coming up with weird recipes and cool superpowers but not actually making with the food or writing

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>>10041443
Okay okay anon

If thats what you believe in your heart than you're a boy
Live your dream

>>10041452
It's from his comic trashire

>>10041475
My life is worth living

>>10041453
>>10041476
But I am a dude

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>>10041475
Everything will be fine

>>10041479
Ohh

Does he post the comic on his blog?

>>10041540
No and I sadly don't know where he posts it

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>>10041475
That I will be successful and live a respectable lifestyle one day

When in reality I should just cut my losses and become a stripper already

>>10041540
Nevermind found it it's actually called gashire http://gashirecomic.tumblr.com/ It's also on comic rocket

>>10041488
Okay, shinji.

>>10041475
There is a sufficient number of anon x gem fapfics.

>>10041475
That my dreams are logical

>>10041581
Oh I feel like I probably wouldn't want to read this comic now

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Some fresh Fatsper lads

>>10041613
Oh okay, still not sure if this is my sort of thing
I do enjoy his art style tho

>>10041475
That my ocd will go away

>>10041678
His artstyle changes noticeably later on besides I haven't read a single page either

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>>10041475
maybe one day i won't like girls anymore and i won't have to deal with this my whole life

>>10041475
I'm skilled at roasting marshmallows

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>>10041598
>tfw too ugly to strip so only hope in life is to prostitute myself

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>>10041598
You totally should, Amethyst.

>>10041668
Jasper is thicc not fat

>>10041475
I'm too good of a liar to know if I'm lying to myself.

>>10039332
Kill yourself.

>>10041742
are you male or lesbian?

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>>10041762
how much are we talking about

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>>10041783
The charade is over anon

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Post sad music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpERMkIYlY

>>10041810
Whatever they'd want to pay

>>10041803
it doesn't matter. i mean girls not women

>>10041834
i can give you 5 bucks and half soda

>>10041753
I just realised what's wrong with this.
TWO. EYES.

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>>10041493
Yep. This is the truth and I believe it, which is why I drew myself believing that you are a male in this picture in which I portray you as the proud male owner of a penis.
Oh, and >>10041340, since I'm on the internet and therefore male, you're a faggot. Congratulations. You still have 9 more days left of pride month, so you'd best get to celebrating.

>>10041834
I'll give ya a bootleg rolex and six dollars

>>10041864
Sure

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you know what? fuck fame and glory, fuck getting published. I don't like writing and I'm no fucking good at it anyway. My dream shouldn't be to be a great writer, my dream should be to write something at all.

If it takes me 4 years of half-assed attempts and incremental progress I will write this piece of shit. it will be awful and full of plot holes. The actual plot will change several times throughout the course for no visible reason, but no matter what one day I will get this done.

Who cares if it took me a year to write 24 pages. This is my goal

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>>10041762
Im sure you're cute anon
>>10041780
Thats a really cute Amy
I wish I actually had her body type, think I actually might be too flat chested to be a stripper

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>>10041896
I hope you never leave us

>>10041896
Why have you done this to me sultan you've memed me

>>10041827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le34ygtODfI

>>10041845
Yeah, but are you a pedophile or a gay pedophile?
Allah can forgive one of those things.

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>>10041598
>tfw half of my family are or have been party leaders/ministers/permanent secretaries
>tfw too autistic to even make friends
>tfw will always be a blemish on the family name

>>10041912
I been reading your posts since a long time, and now will finally say something

>fuck fame and glory, fuck getting published
Then write some short greentext about SU and bask on the glory of being famous in an internet general of almost 50 guys.

>>10041896
You're not actually a woman are you

>>10041475
That I will fall in love :/

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>>10041952
>>tfw half of my family are or have been party leaders/ministers/permanent secretaries
Then why aren't you lobbying for legalizing marriage with a fictional charcter?

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>tfw you used to be the favorite child but now you are just the dissipointment

>>10041896
Is this /sug/'s new power couple?

>>10042007
No

>>10041939
if there's a god make you a pedophile and then condemn you for being a pedophile is kind of a dick move don't you think?

>>10041896
I knew you were a girl

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>>10041905
I'll take it

>>10041475
I'm honest with myself all the time, how would I manage to hide stuff from myself?when it comes to Other people however, I am a pathological liar.

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>>10041952
Are you me

>>10042070
Nah senpai it's okay take the five bucks and a have drunk soda

>tfw thinking about making stuff to sell on redbubble
Anyone here sell stuff there? Is it any good? Do they frown on fandom stuff at all? Seems not.

>>10041995
I was always liked for not causing trouble, but
>Older brother is unironically a genius
>Younger brother is a physical powerhouse and is also smart
>tfw inferior to literally everyone in my family

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>>10041995
I know this feel too well

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Do you think there'd be a possible niche interest in a Wrestling SU Fic/Blog? Like told through the style of a Wrestling Recap or Review Website?

>>10042080
Why do you lie to others?

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>tfw you will never make your parents really proud of you

>>10041995
Honestly, I'm still the favorite child. Probably due to the rest of them being scummy.

>>10042170
I'd read it

I'm going to take a shower because as a male sweat a lot

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>>10041976
Of course I'm not a girl.
I'm a guy. Just look at my penis in this picture.
I know I said I was a girl, but I was lying. It was actually just a social experiment to see if the internet would treat me differently if I said I was a girl and gave them a rough idea of what I looked like.
I'm telling the truth about it being a social experiment, and I'm not just saying that because I know some of you probably fantasize about raping me and that scares me a little.

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>>10041995
Shit, I dunno, man.

>Oldest Brother is doing pretty good. Living an Average Life
>Second Brother is legit a Molester
>Then there's me. Who's off to college and living the dream.
>Youngest Brother's too young to tell, but he's pretty smart for his age.

>>10042201
Cool. I've been doing nothing for a while so I started composing Wrestling Themes for some of the Gems. Figured a Fic or AU might put them into good use.

>>10042224
can we go back to drawing characters in the show

>>10042263
It's too late for that.

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>>10042224
What are you to achieve with this Sultan? You're breaking my heart.

>>10042224
Don't worry Sultan, you aren't the only girl here. Don't worry about those threats

>>10042224
You can't hide what you are sultan we already know we are the leet haxors known as 4chan

>>10042245
Your 2nd brother is a molester? Nani!?
Also you're the other Florida anon right

>>10041968

I tried it anon. I did. I don't mean months or years ago. I meant I just spent the past 20 minutes trying to type something. All I had were the words

>"Is he back yet?"
>"Give him a bit more time Connie"

and then I stared at it, my fingers forming half-worded sentences and then terminating before the period, only acting to reverse my steps and try again to pick at the same song and dance I've been playing at for two years now.

No progress. No hope.

I need a fucking therapist

>>10042224
>Implying I won't rape you as a man
Better lube up that boypussy

>>10042224
can you draw me sexually harassing you

>>10041995
I don't know that feeling of being dropped.
>Oldest brother died
>Eldest Sister is a meth head who works at a gas station who dumped her two kids on my mother to raise
>Older sister is a bitch college dropout who works at a grocery store and has a kid. Treats everyone poorly
>Niece and Nephew who were adopted by my mother are below average borderline mentally handicapped teens who use substances, steal money and valuables, lie, and treat everyone like dirt. Not to mention violent.
>Me, most intelligent offspring who has been respectful and kind to others.

>>10042177
>go to college
>get decent degree
>tfw no friends and no job while both my siblings have friends and are in happy relationships, and both have jobs
>tfw numb inside and have no desire to do anything

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>>10042293
This is true.

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>>10042327
Yeah. Fucked me up for a while but it's been smooth sailing for the last like two years for me.

One of the Florida Anons, yeah. The Music Anon.

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>tfw noone will ever love you enough to pose like this for a photoshoot

>>10042366
Damn...that sounds harsh.

>>10041995
I think I'm more disappointed in myself than my parents are of me.

I flunked out of the physics program, my skills in every passion have withered and died quiet deaths, and I lost my first job as an AI dev in under 3 months.

That I have a job now and an apartment to myself on the upper west side that I pay for on my own is incredible to them, who just a few years prior had lost all hope that I wouldn't need institutionalization, but to me it means nothing, it just means that I'm living more or less like any other barely functioning adult

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>>10042224
Im bi so either way works for me

>>10042395
Im glad to hear that.
You're the one who's room was taken as a office right? I can tell by your wresting gifs.

>>10042263
No this is better

>>10042451
guy or girl?

>>10042293
Of course shes not, we are all girls

What part of no guys on the internet do you not understand

>>10041989
>obbying for legalizing marriage with a fictional charcter?

>H-hello grandpa
>Anon, my boy! Finally came to visit your old man, eh? How are things?
>Fine, fine. Studies are going great.
>I knew it. It runs in the family, those smarts. Your dad was a great student too at your age.
>Y-yeah. Yeah.
>You're going to do great, son. I'm proud to have you as my grandchild.
>Speaking of children, got any plans for a family of your own? A handsome young man like you, don't tell me you haven't got some young lady in your sights.
>Uh, yeah. I wanted to ask you about that, actually.
>Well, tell me all about it. Who is this gal you've got?
>Her name is Pearl and...
>Pearl? She some sort of foreigner?
>She's a cartoon character, actually.
>...
>...and I was hoping you'd help me marry her. You know, with legislation, and stuff.
>...

Yeah, that'll work out just swell

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>>10042455
Yep. I medium-key don't like to use them since it tends to eat up images, but since Trash tends to be a bit less "congested" in terms of Threads, I don't think it's too much of a problem. Nobody has yelled at me about it yet and I've been doing it ever since I first started posting music.

>>10042224
I want you to drill me with your strap-on I mean penis

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>>10042451
same yo

Goodnight the only male is out have sweet dreams my lovely

>>10042492
Then try to put an embargo on American animations until they make Preg canon

>>10042385
I know that feel all to well

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Who else /extreamlylonely/ here

>>10042520
You know who's the only male gem, Zircon

>>10042547
me. everyone leaves at some point.

>>10042338
That's strange. Maybe you do need a therapist.
Can you imagine most of the stuff you are going to write?

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>>10042489
Gril

>>10042562
>Not Topaz or Jasper
Fucking retard

>>10042494
The wrestling gifs are fine. I like how weird they are.

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>>10042547
Iktf

>>10042574
do you rather guys or girls?

>>10042172
Because I'm not the best person, and if I tried to tell them the truth they would hat me. Honestly, everyone is happier when I lie.

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>>10042586
To be fair, Wrestling itself is pretty weird.

It's a bunch of half-naked niggas fake beefing.

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>>10042355
Okay.

>>10042622
you have very low self steem

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>>10042622
you should stop drawing yourself like this, it's making me concerned

>>10042520
>male

Still dont believe it