Hunger Games thread
Chicken Run edition
Host a game before I have to go to work.
>>10028004
When do you have to go to work, anon?
Fuck you!
Yeah, you!
You know who you are.
>>10028051
fuck off eddy.
>>10028066
Go fuck yourself too, for good measure.
>>10027979
I was planning on using a different type of technology, however I am interested in learning what a "tsunderbird" is and it's practical applications. Do you own one?
>>10027995
I believe her cat, Kittymeow, will be able to locate her without fail. He has done so reliably several times before since she is the only one who feeds him after all. Having not been fed in awhile there is no doubt that he is hungry and ready to look for Michiru.
>Sachi proceeds to set the cat down on the ground and takes a step back to give Kittymeow some working room
>However from there the cat simply stretches out before curling up in a ball and taking a nap, much to Sachi's dismay
...
>>10028110
I don't, but ask Aikawa.
He owns many different types of tsunderplanes, including tsunderbirds.
Some call him Whor, god of Tsunder.
>>10028110
Blonde twintails? I can help you find her!
>>10028154
kamina no
>>10028122
Certainly, thank you for your assisance.
>Sachi turns around and begins walking away at a brisk pace, however she just as quickly returns to ask another question
But... I haven't met Aikawa before. I believe it would be beneficial to my endeavors if you were able to help me locate him.
>>10028154
You will? Thank you very much.
>>10028179
Black and white dude, looks like a girl.
He'll find you, don't worry.
>>10028179
Weeeeell...for a price...you know, for my time!
>>10028209
It seems counter productive to wait at a time like this, however, if it is then only way then I will devote myself to waiting with the utmost skill and care.
Thank you once again for your assistance, Anonymous.
>>10028213
I see. Then, please name your reasonable price as suitable to the value of knowledge and I will do my best to meet your demands.
>>10028242
Hmmm...how does fellatio sound?
>>10028273
No.
>>10028273
Why do people tolerate you again?
>>10028282
Oh...a handjob?
>>10028303
No.
However, if you wish I can provide you with a prostitute and a room at a less than reputable motel.
Who fags Sachi?
>>10028273
Now I'm horny.
>>10028316
No, no thanks. I don't want to catch any STDs.
Can I at least get free food?
>>10028325
my lover
>>10028338
Certainly. I am proficient at microwaving a variety of TV dinners. However, if you prefer something with a little more flavor, I am also quite skilled at replicating most conventional meals from a simple recipe.
>Sachi takes a thick book labeled "Cooking Essentials" from a bag at her side and places it down in front of you with a thud
>>10028361
I want to give this maid headpats.
>>10028361
>Shimakaze (Male) leans forward and opens the book, skimming the pages before stopping at one section.
Can I get parmesan chicken?
>A cloaked and heavily disguised figure stands in the corner of the room, leaning against the wall whilst mumbling to herself about how clever her disguise is.
>>10028390
>No dickhead poking from beneath her (his) skirt
>>10028412
The dickhead is wearing the skirt.
ewww
can it be real nigga hours soon, this is gross
>>10028361
>>10028390
I FOUND HER!
>>10028411
>>10028424
>>10028422
The only time you get is the time you bring, sir. If you're waiting for a savior, you are in for a very long wait.
>>10028436
You forgot one detail! Your hair still looks typically tsun!
>>10028369
Th-thank you very much...
>>10028390
>Sachi (female) takes the book and glances over the recipe a few times before placing it back in her bag, and retrieving a medium sized pan from the same bag
>moving away to a large locker located at a conveniently close distance, she pulls out a drawer and selects several ingredients before sliding it closed again
>she takes all of these items and leaves the room - only to reappear approximately a half an hour later with a plate full of Chicken parmigiana, which she promptly places in front of you along with the proper utensils used to eat such food
I hope you enjoy this meal. Perhaps afterwards you'll be willing to assist me in my endeavors.
>>10028424
Upon closer observation, that appears to be a heavily disguised male. I do not believe Michiru would be wearing something like that.
>>10028440
I can't just get rid of my personality, my entire being, just because I'm undercover! That's insane.
>>10028411
>Shimakaze (Male) is nowhere to be found after sachi makes the mistake of leaving her (him) alone.
>>10028424
>>10028436
>Shimakaze (Male) approaches Michiru, leaning in and putting her (his) hand on the wall beside her.
Somebody's offering a lot of free stuff to find you, you know that right? You mind giving me a reason not to out you for all of the cool sex I was offered so readily?
>tfw streetlights are on but it's the sunniest day of the month
Do I write an angry letter to the mayor on how the automatic lighting system is wasting energy?
>>10028517
Instead of trying to dick Michiru, how about you host?
>>10028439
Hi Tamaki, save the threads please.
>>10028588
The only thing he will safe is your cherry *wink wink nudge nudge*
>>10028588
Save the threads?
That's actually very funny because I was waiting for somebody to save me first.
We're in the same boat, commoner.
>>10028616
Safes are for jewelry, not cherries. Cherries are for sundaes and other delicious treats.
>>10028622
Cherries are for popping
>>10028622
ur gay
>>10028627
They are not for popping, that will spoil the cute round shape it has. Nobody wants a crushed cherry on their desserts.
>>10028628
Gay? Well, of course I am! You think you're so clever, anonymous sir. But I have bested you!
>He looks through the dictionary and finds the entry for the word "gay"
>He shows it to you
Aha! Behold!
>Gay : A homosexual male
>He checks the entry
WHAT!?
>He turns it over to the cover
>2017
WAIT! THE OLD ONE WASN'T LIKE THIS, SOMEONE MUST'VE BOUGHT ME A NEW ONE!
Frist have her give a blow job or fuck her so u get ur frist nut out n u be good when u go fuck try rub her clit helps gettin u focusing on rub with index finger and middel you start seeing her enjoy it alot n builds ur pride n confidence up more to not even wanna cum cause u make her feeling like she in heaven if u in missionary then lift her both legs up and put them on ur shoulders like her knees on them and you’ll be able to to go deeper then n other postition it’s my favorite one cause every girl I do it to loves it I’m 25 years old n slept with bout 50 girls n ever sense 5 yrs ago I did that position for frist time and use every time I end up being there best fuck ever jus cause I give them orgasms n only have close to 6 in dick n I allways thought it small mabey cuz tl watch porn n see bigger n fatter so idk why every girl b sayin I’m the best ever n biggest I think it really this postion n feels so good for her and ur self fight urge to cum even if u do jus pull out n nut then stick right back in I stay hard after the frist nut do not let it rest jus cum n right back idk how it the has to b the position jus cause ur confidence is so up cause she will love cause it goes deep u see her moaning n sometimes shaken if u fuck her fast n then slow try n rub her clit and then lick ur finger so it nice n to rub that clit uselly might be dry rub it fast n she goin love it also while u fuck her the legs iver for like 10 15 secs every 1 min twirl u hip clock wise so the tip ur dick can twirl her inside
>>10028662
ur mind will be off of even wanting come until she wants u to then u jus stare in her eyes n kiss her neck mouth I had lot of experience n figured out how to give every girl I been with n more to come being the duck of there life promise jus what I siad do the legs on shoulders for nice n deep twirle ur hip clock wise ever min for 15 sec then counter clock wise also keep switch then pound it hard for good 5 10 secs then switch back to hit kind slow not slow like a normal past while rubin that clit if what also work if u feel like u need a come after some of those steps jus pull out n eat that pussy like u hungry or a dog jus smothing ur nought n jus lick itt like a heavy type way for a good 5 ,10secs then like that clit pretty much how u used ur fingers while u fucked her don’t be gently at all with that click trust put lil pressure n then switch to a normal lick but fast then the fast up down lck mabey practice while reading this if u can’t wiggle tounge fast if u finger her at all make sure u put u finger in Palm face up one finger only in jus 1 to 2 inch n feel for a kind ruff rassin type a feel that spot is her g spot swear if u jus move u jus leave only 1 to 2 inch in don’t fuck her with ur finger find that rasin type of grip n kind like curl ur finger from her inside out jus inside out do not pull out ur finger that there will make get that spot hot n ready n horny so much then stick it right back n do those steps over n over with her every time srry for long story jus hard to explain had to goin to detail lol
>>10028655
Damn tamaki, I thought you were that kind of man that pops cherries all the time.
You know what it means, right?
I’m only on hear to mabey find something to add to list cause I been doin these steps for long time kinda get in sick of it but she will not ever b lol mabey take a perk n jus give it to her for 2 hrs if u wanna get her to come over n over few time i do cause it like thee best haveing a girl cum 5 to 10 times cause u fuck her like rabbit none stop speed no come jus hard pounding very funny to do time to time good luck man remember it’s what u. Can do to her not how long u can last man I fuck girls some times for jus 3 ,5,10 mins n jus those 4 things I do make her in love wantING more n more of u n is pleased every time even if u don’t make her cum no bullshit ..later man I’m out her good luck
>>10028655
I KNEW IT
>>10028681
Perhaps there may not be many consequences for a male, however I believe we must protect the sanctity of our maidens. To be with a woman before marriage is a crime against her, and I shall not steal her innocence before her time. There is an honor I most protect in this higher society.
>>10028692
YOU KNOW NOTHING!
>>10028701
YOU JUST ADMITTED IT DUMMY
I HAVE TO GO TO THE PRESS WITH THIS
>>10028708
I'LL BUY THE PRESS, DAMMIT! THEY'LL NEVER BELIEVE YOU!
...
>He begins to sweat profusely
>>10028701
Alright, you dont pop cherries, but if you're careful you can poke them carefully
>>10028725
HE'S GETTING NERVOUS
HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW TOO MUCH
>>10028732
How carefree your life must be, my anonymous friend. Life where the privacy of your home is truly your privacy. Where you can be outside and truly know peace.
I am being watched constantly. People follow me, speak with me, discuss this and that with me.
Not to mention my duties as a host, that I consider one of my most precious treasures. I would never trade it away for lust and promiscuousness.
>>10028748
I know that the knows no end when it comes to slanderous fools like yourself!
>>10028789
it's not slander when it's true
>>10028789
You want privacy?
Have you tried a skintight jumpsuit and an eyepatch?
Not even my mom recognizes me in such a disguise
>>10028803
It's not true.
Are we really going to do this?
I grow tired of this game of accuse and deny. I won't think any differently of you, but I cannot speak for anyone else you attempt this endless nonsense with.
>>10028806
I have people who know me better than your mother knows you. Who would even think of spending that sort of time with women wearing such a thing? It completely throws off the point of the original reason we wanted my identity to be less known in the first place.
I want to fucking kill rin.
>>10028838
Are you undermining the relation between my mom and I?
I am insulted.
Also chicks dig superheroes
I want to fucking thrill Rin
Leglock doujins are fucking hot
>>10028854
Don't be silly, anonymous. I'm nothing like those superheros in those movies, rich, smart, lots of free time on their hands, charming, charismatic, and with something they wish to protect...
...
.......
...........!!!
>>10028865
>leglock
>kissing
>hand holding
>happy sex
>>10028869
Makes you think, huh?
>>10028838
i don't know man i haven't seen anyone else dig through a dictionary to go out and prove how much of a homo they are. once you say it, you can't take it back
I want to fuck Rin
I want to fuck Rin
>>10028872
>hand holding
Have you no shame?
>>10028889
I want you to fuck off.
>>10028889
futa > trap
>>10028897
Leave.
>>10028878
There's nothing much for me to be worked up about. Even if we are a Host Club for women, we wouldn't deny male guests if they so wished.
I must be very professional. Could it be you were making sure before visiting us yourself? Worry yourself not, I promise you that we will spend time with you just the same.
>>10028897
>homosexual god forsaken abomination that's biologically impossible
>better than a girly man
>>10028904
w-wait seriously?
>>10028897
kys Janus
>>10028877
You know what...? I think I am my own hero as is. A beacon of light to all the maidens. I don't need a mask and another identity to hide in. This is just fine, now that I think k about it.
>>10028907
Well, of course. Do you think we just chase male guests out of the room?
>>10028897
What a faggot
>>10028922
well shit man i didn't know
what's y'all's address
>>10028931
You see, I AM the Host Club. The original branch is located in Japan, Somewhere, Somewhere inside the Ouran Highschool Host Club. I've come to this place a long time go to keep the many fair maidens of this place company and a friend to trust their words to. It hasn't been an easy journey, but I am still in business.
This is one boring ass thread
>>10028946
well hell that's a unique business approach if i ever saw one, but i'm not complaining. how would i go about acquiring your services?
>>10028968
this thread isn't for asses
Who won riggins last night?
>>10028977
You'll have to catch me when I'm open for business. At the moment I've found myself in a position unable to host at my full capacity, but when I can I will have to ask you to show up with your face properly attached to... Well, your face.
>>10028980
Ranma? I think.
>>10028993
got it, will do :)
SING ONCE AGAIN WITH ME
>>10028998
Glad to hear it. Well then, I must be on my way.
Recommend some animes for me to watch HG
>>10029089
Kancolle Collection
>>10029089
Cute anime or good anime?
Or in the middle?
>>10029089
Nichijou, it's a good slice of life comedy
>>10029099
KANtai COLLEction Collection?
>>10029109
Yes. Then you must fag two ships.
SOME
>>10029146
TIMES
>>10029089
GaoGaiGar
>>10029163
'M FEELING SO LONELY
>>10029089
Haganai, Elfen Lied, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Nichijou, Watamote, Another, Serial Experiments Lain, Mirai Nikki, Chuunibyou, Madoka Magica, Monster, Texhnolyze, Mysterious Girlfriend X, Kagewani, Ergo Proxy, Fate:Zero, Fate:Unlimited Blade Works, Gunsmith Cats OVA, Urusei Yatsura, Shigurui, Rurouni Kenshin, Cardcaptor Sakura, Darker Than Black, Kill me Baby, Ranma 1/2
>>10029178
>Mysterious Girlfriend X
>watching/reading blue balls the anime/manga
>>10029190
>they don't even kiss
just...
did you hear about the monkey that lost its banana
it went bananas!!
>>10029235
Here, take a lesson from this book on how to joke.
do you do the sex
>>10029245
did you hear about the monkey that went to the toilet? it went apeshit
>>10029245
HE
WAS
DESTROYED
>>10029178
Yuno as fuck.
>>10029089
Psycho Pass
>>10029089
>animes
The plural of anime is just anime, freak.
>>10029260
Spotted.
New game when?
>>10029089
None at all
>>10029302
Never, HG is over
I would like exactly three 5You)s, two of which are positive and one negative. Then, I'd like a cute anime girl to kissu me.
>>10029338
How is 5 close to ( ?
or are you on a phone.
@10029338
)You(
>>10029338
>kissu
>moderately cute anon girl
>>10029338
>2+1+1 = 35(yous)
There's something wrong with your math
>>10029354
three 5 obviously meant three * 5 = 15
Whelp, without my computer, there's literally no reason for me to be awake at this hour. I bid you all a good day. I am going to sleep now.
>Here we see the Star God Hoshi, about to rest in the woods of the Arena we all know so very well.
>>10029338
>licksu
Elendil#7042
>Here's his discord lmao
>>10029362
>going to sleep during the day
>>10029385
Stars aren't usually awake during the day anyway. They come out at night.
>>10029338
"You're an absolutely fantastic person, and I want to see you succeed in life!"
>>10029362
"Have an absolutely wonderful night!"
>>10029410
The Sun is a star tho
>>10028122
Hehehe... that is me, alright.
>>10029342
azerty.
Who won Garnets game earlier? Fell asleep and the thread 404d
>>10029478
Shinobu
>>10029476
>greets the overlord
>>10029486
>hoshi wins yet again while I struggle to win once a month
Oh..
>>10029421
Kill yourself Aussa.
>vigorously shakes your hand
>>10029488
Come on... I told you to wait until you're bigger ~de geso.
You haven't even grown a squiddle bit since I saw you last time ~de geso...
>>10029503
>>10029476
>>10029488
>eats the baby squid
>>10029500
"But...that's not who I am...and that's also a really mean thing to say! That could bring someone's mood down for the entire day! You don't want to do that!"
>>10029503
>"I'd appreciate it if you stopped."
Good morning.
>>10029513
Come on, I just woke up. Can't you play later ~de geso...?
>>10029245
I'm gonna make a code out of this book.
>>10029495
My fillers get more wins than my main ava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Gf6rlBQ-w
We are fucking dead
you know what we need to bring back
friend charts
>>10029544
Don't you dare.
Or do. I bet it'll be amusing the first time around.
>>10029671
Those are overused and stale by now
>>10029690
no they're retro now
>>10029696
Does that automatically make them cool? Guess I gotta work on making one then.
>>10029696
Give me the template and I'll make one
Kamina
>>10029695
I trust this dog
>>10029714
what
>>10029738
Can you host fa.m?
>>10029749
Grinding sorry desu
I'll host today for sure though
>>10029754
>Grinding
gay
>>10029754
Okay thanks m8
>>10029763
>>10029780
>>10029783
Host
>>10029788
I'm out of the house. Maybe when I get back.
>browsing 4chan in public
>>10029828
>stealththirst
>>10029828
I want to fuck tohru
>>10029858
>>10029858
Adachi Tohru?
>>10029858
I thought of picking her up once
>>10029852
No, bad trappy
>>10029892
Yes.
>>10029873
He's a big guy
>>10029906
For Uncle.
>>10029844
I browse hg while hanging out with my friends
>>10029844
I do it everywhere
>>10029923
>not telling your friends about HG
>>10029942
You don't get to bring friends.
>>10029959
Is not bringing friends part of your plan?
>>10029942
No but I told him about Hoshion wedding and Tricky's tampon 2 years ago
>>10029942
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10029923
>>10029931
>>10029942
>wanting to out yourself as an autist
>tfw you got your friends to join HG
>>10029931
>Cirno is this autistic
I'm not even suprised
>>10029992
>Actually being an autist
>>10029992
They don't even know Clover app who cares
>>10030003
Not Cirno you mong
>>10029992
>not embracing the autism
>>10030018
>posts Cirno
>expects me to somehow know
>>10030028
I wish Cirno would notice me
>>10030037
fag a touhou
>>10030043
I don't want create another touhou CJ. The /v/fag should be arriving soon and I don't want to make things harder than what it needs to be for the guy.
>>10030037
>>10030073
from what I have noticed, he usually replies to people that reply to him first.
Otherwise he just replies to slides
>>10030109
me in the middle
>>10030124
I want to fuck that fairy
>>10030153
Living onaholes
>>10030159
A cooling sensation
>>10030191
Watch out for frostbite
>>10030216
I wonder if Cirno shits frosty smoothies
Ace attorney CJ when
>>10030219
Okay that's just too weird even for me
Somebody host or else.........................
>>10030239
>not wanting free smoothies
>>10030249
I don't think Cirno shits smoothies.
>>10030246
Hey that's my line.............................punk
>>10030246
>>10030259
>>10030262
Don't make me repeat myself
>>10030256
Yes she Doe wryyyyyy
>>10030270
You go first, cunt
>>10030273
She shits chocolate
IT'S TIME TO POWER UP HG
WOW ANOTHER QUIRKY ANIME AVATAR, JUST WHAT NEED
>>10030285
Ice cream
Like a soft serve dispenser
>go to work
>come back
>this thread is still fucking active
KAMINA
>>10030336
Why do you want to eat Cirno's shit (literally)?
>>10030382
Ice cream
>>10030380
>go to fap
>come back
>see a shitposting baiting faggot complaining about the state of hg
>>10030386
Buttholes are not clean, do you want ass sweat on your ice cream?
>>10030381
what
>>10030392
Assholes can be clean if the person cleans it like any normal person would
>>10027992
Random Coincidence: I watched that movie a couple hour ago lol
I haven't heard anything about it since the last time I watched which was over a decade ago :P
>>10030392
>what is hygene
>>10030391
I'd go back to fapping then
>>10030420
It's a very-well done film for its time.
>>10030410
play Iida more
he's a cute
>>10030414
You'd have to clean a lot to prevent sweat
>>10030433
This.
>>10030433
O-Okay...
>>10030445
You wouldn't sweat so much if you weren't a fat fuck.
>>10030445
I don't sweat at all down there and I bath twice a day and clean up after every shit break. I must be doing something right.
IIYA
>>10030464
Me on the left
Buenas tardes.
>>10030566
Yes.
>>10030532
Hello? Why are you yelling?
>>10030603
What's Iidas power again? I forgot.
Oh snappeth!
>>10030614
pussy magnet
>>10030614
His squirk is that when someone sees his dick they get hypnotized and addicted to it
>>10030614
I do not possess a "power". But if you are asking what is my quirk, I have engines in my legs.
>>10030624
Good power
>>10030614
master of pussy
>>10030634
So you run fast?
>>10030649
>>10030634
S-SUGOI SPEEDO
>>10030649
>>10030660
That is the most basic function of them, yes.
>>10030666
Show dem legs
Fuck you!
Yeah you!
You know who you are.
>>10030713
>>10030634
like strike witches?
>>10030724
delete this
>>10030634
>>10030649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
>>10030680
No, that would be inappropriate. Look for it whenever I compete.
>>10030724
Like what?
>>10030779
the bitches with no pants on that fly around and make out w/ each other
>>10030779
>lifts your trouser legs up to reveal dem legs
>>10030779
You never compete though
>>10030787
I do not know what that is.
>>10030798
>Pants get caught on exhaust pipes
What did I say?
>>10030806
I will again soon enough! I promise to.
>>10030841
i just told you
>>10030841
how did you get your trousers OVER the engines for them to get caught on the exhaust pipes?
>just completely rips off your trousers
>>10030858
Well I cannot say for certain. I do not "make out" with anyone.
>>10030867
>Iida's trousers become shorts.
REALLY? I WAS BEING CAREFUL AND THEN YOU DO THIS?! I EXPECT YOU TO COMPENSATE ME FOR THESE!
>>10030951
what about azwa
or the demon loli
or subaru
>>10030951
Ok
>photographs your engines a few times with a polaroid camera
>compensates you with half of the photos and spreads the rest around the thread
>>10030961
D-Despite popular opinion, I have only kissed one of those, the former of the 3. And to call that "making out" is a lie, it was much more meaningful than such a phrase could ever be.
>>10030974
>Sues for assault
>>10031017
>hires a good lawyer by the name of phoenix
>you lose the court case because i never physically harmed you nor intended to harm you in any way
>>10031017
bro it's literally just you locking lips with her, there isn't some deep literary narrative behind it that represents the poor man's fucking plight. get over urself lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpEpBOH5xIU
no i'm not using the other thread linked above
>>10031445
Reigen Arataka
>>10031445
Lana's mother
>>10031445
Emi driving an AE86
>>10031445
Gascoigne
>>10031445
Miku's ass
>>10031445
Lenny
Fuckin posers trying to be me
>>10031445
Stu
>>10031445
Catling gun
>>10031445
Vore
>>10031445
Gem knight Topaz
>>10031445
Sliver Queen
>>10031487
>Same
>>10031487
>implying anyone cares enough to impersonate you
Stop trying to cover your tracks when you realize nobody wants to enter your turbo-autismo games.
>>10031445
Jagdtiger
>>10031445
Gaius.
>>10031445
Kosaki Onodera
>>10031445
Iida Tenya
>>10031043
There is a difference between a kiss and "making out".
>>10031445
Chicken-chan
>>10031445
Fluorette
>>10031518
Oh, I'm sure that's exactly the case. I didn't even ask for a code.
>>10031518
>implying anyone cares enough to impersonate you
Did you forget where you are?
>>10031445
Mr. Compress
>>10031445
Blueberry sans
>>10031445
Kouta Tsuchiya
>>10031445
Windows XP-tan
>>10031445
Aron.
>>10031445
Alicia
>>10031557
fuck off and never come back
>>10031567
Take your own advice.
>>10031445
Iowa
1 more
>>10031445
Astolfo!
>male
>>10031445
Lord Beerus
>>10031533
well yeah but thats not the point
>>10031596
I'm in the right district. Begin at your leisure.
>>10031596
Thank you for the game, dear Host. Please proceed when you are ready.
>>10031606
It is my point however.
>>10031596
I accept this challenge.
>>10031642
>no swaps
ok i guess we're starting then
>>10031668
Wow! What are all those heads?
>>10031668
How childish. Then again, I suppose I do have my moments.
Brantsteele server downtime Tonight at 3AM EST.
Duration 15 minutes to 1 hour.
Downtime will be used to add some server improvements.
Okay that's it
>>10031708
T-Thank you for sparing my life, Miss! Your efforts will not be fruitless!
>>10031668
Fritz, Hans and Jerry are already bringing out the big guns I see. But my guns are still bigger!
>>10031726
Thanks for the headsup
>>10031726
No games happen at 3 am anyway.
>>10031726
Do we finally get more entries?
>>10031745
That's why it's at 3am.
How considerate of him.
>>10031749
Not yet, but maybe soon.
>>10031737
Aw shucks, don't be all apologetic. It was a friendly hustle. And it's un-American to beat down someone who already surrendered. But you do owe me one, mister and I'll cash in that favor before you know it!
>>10031754
Thanks, Brant.
>>10031726
>downtime
Maybe we could actually roleplay for once.
>>10031757
I think I'll pass on drinking, if you don't mind. Social occasions were, ah...never my strong suit.
>>10031757
Your fur is softer than I thought it would be.
Hey you wanna come back to my shack? huhehueuheuhe
>>10031757
Please use a different font. This one has terrible kerning.
>>10031802
>WASTED
>>10031907
Nice one Iida
>>10031907
That was presumably our fault.
that's rad
>>10031867
That was the proper choice, ma'am.
>>10031907
I...I would really, really rather not.
>>10031942
I'm certain this was for the best. I didn't need it, and I'm entirely certain you wouldn't, either.
>>10031974
>>10031970
>>10031970
We need more time to prepare still. We will return.
>>10031990
>>10031974
Do as you will, I shall be ready.
>>10032010
>>10032021
ok kid
>>10031990
>>10032010
>>10032021
Oh snappeth!
>>10032021
>>10032029
>>10032036
Well I am only human...I'm far from perfect.
>>10031762
Of course, of course!
>Iida waves off the ship.
I owe you...something and I do not plan yon skipping out on such a debt.
>>10032021
Well...that was uneventful.
>>10031990
>>10032010
>>10032021
snek beats shovel.
>>10032037
And you lack the gills we possess.
winner next
>>10032048
>>10032045
If I'd only seen it coming, I'd have been far better-equipped to handle it.
>>10032045
>slivers
>sneks
>>10032072
Woah the final 2 are both good for once
>>10032089
>But... but slivers are sneks!
>>10032048
go back to 2015 mongol
>>10032042
>>10032072
Win this one for lil ol' me and your debts is dutifully paid, mister Tenya!
>>10032108
No, they're slivers though.
>>10032134
wow
>>10032116
>>10032134
>>10032134
>>10032123
>Is this not snek enough for you?
>>10032134
>Congrats Reigen, and thanks for the match.
>I really don't want to know how that tasted.
>>10032112
>Buy me a time machine then.
ronald reigen wins
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>10032134
>Using her American spirit and feminine charms, Iowa attempt trade Iida's life for The Best Damn Burger In The World™
>She sees the psychic feast on the Hero's flesh instead. Disappointed with herself, she eats The Best Damn Burger In The World™ on her own
>>10032162
>gibbe the last one
>thanks for hosting
>>10032134
Removing the exhausts in the legs is the key to preparing a good Iida.
>>10032155
Looks like a Sliver still.
>>10032134
>>10032147
E-eh...Woopsydaisy?
>>10032162
Thanks for hosting for us
>>10032162
>Congratulation
>Thanks for the game
>>10031967
munancho
https://pastebin.com/1jAWPxaj
>>10032177
>Well, obviously. I still think the elongated body and the low number of limbs is snek-ish, though.
>>10032180
R-Right...a mistake...
...is there any other way to fulfill that debt?
>>10032176
>>10032162
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this.
>>10032213
You are really hellbend on this, aren'tcha? I was just joking around. But if you are really certain of this...You know, you seem like a smart guy that knows what girls like. Surprise me!
>>10032203
>2762
>>10032185
>>10032186
>>10032229
Thanks for playing.
>>10032210
Yeah, maybe before M14 before they evolved their way into human traits. Majority of slivers have been standing on two legs for 3 years now.
>>10032241
>It's the other way around actually. That's how Slivers used to look before Volrath got through with them. But they'll always be sneks to me.
>>10032235
Almost made it on the chart this time
>>10032189
shura pipi
>>10032216
>>10032203
>>12
>fuck why did I have to enter Gant instead of Gascoigne last night
>>10032203
>tfw dead tributes take my place
>>10032203
quick question are you counting my points under eggs man?
>>10032203
Is there even any chance of beating the top 3 in points
>>10032234
No no no, but to just call off a debt due to my ineptitude and shortcomings just for the sake of inconvenience is a detriment to my character and irresponsible...I-I just do not believe I would be able to who my face with confidence with such a contract held over my head...
I believe it's only fair if I introduce myself. Iida Tenya!
Despite what you may think, I am not well-versed dealings with the opposite sex, so I humbly request that you lay out some sort of task for me to fulfill!
>Iida Tenya raises his hand and salutes the blonde woman.
>>10032371
No.
>>10032371
It almost looks rigged at this point.
>>10032203
What's the point of this if it never ends?
You had the perfect chance to when you disappeared.
>>10032392
It will, just not for a while.
>>10032371
A lot of chances. Probably won't happen in a day though.
>>10032368
That what was originally entered, but I can change it.
>>10032203
>1114
That's probably a pretty average score, but it's still way better then what i was expecting.
>>10032442
yeah i'd prefer it to be changed since i don't use that dead meme anymore. thanks
>>10032383
>At the sight of Iida Tenya saluting, the shipgirl salutes back in a militairy fashion, acting on instinct.
A pleasureto meet you, sir! My name is Iowa and despite what the name might tell ya I am actually from New York! And good Jesus you need to loosen up a little. You are far, far, FAR too tense for your own good!
Hmmmmmm....
>An idea came up in the shipgirl's head. Would she tease the poor, authotiry respecting man or would she actually consider his offer?
Alrighty then! Here's the task I'm going to give you! See this stranger over there? >>10031484
I like this hat. Would it be too much to ask of you to fetch one like that for me?
I don't like the tourny thing. It encourages people to just stick to the same ava.
>>10032521
You say that like people havn't stuck with the same ava for 2 years without it existing
it literally does nothing to encourage it
>>10032521
Some likely use 2 tributes in bigger games
>>10032521
I feel like there being 2,783 separate players means that that isn't an issue. Besides, it hasn't stopped me personally.
>>10032521
Well, everyone has to have one main ava, isn't that right?
>>10032561
Yeah but how many of those are individual fillers
>>10032521
>>10032550
I mean, can't people just ava who they like?
Do we have to police that?
>>10032646
People have to ava who I like.
Aussa used that pokemon fucker just because he was on the leaderboard and that rp was fucking dogshit.
>>10032646
YES. AVAPOLICE REPORTING FOR DUTY.
>>10032481
....are you asking me to steal from someone? Why not simply inquire the man on where he obtained the hat and inform me so I can legallg acquire it?
I cannot commit a crime in good conscious, so I ask that you think again before you end up nullifying this agreement.
>>10032657
>"You have absolutely no power. Don't even pretend."
>>10032655
I ava whatever I want and there is nothing you can do about.
>>10032677
You're right, I just thought it would be a good screenshot to take.
>>10032677
I love avas who talk about ooc stuff ic.
>>10032667
Oof! You drive a hard bargain, Mister Tenya. And it seems you got a lil' buzzing feeling in your ears because I never said anything 'bout stealing, did I? I only asked if you could try and acquire one like that for me, yes?
It's not like I really, really WANT that hat. I'm just givin' you this assignment so you can rest easy with a clear conscious. Look I'm really fresh out of ideas otherwise.
>Starts handing out posters to people explaining the truth that there is too much water here.
Fuck you Baron
>>10032701
>"Well...it is good. I cannot argue with that. Carry on."
>>10032768
>"I see absolutely no water. Who are you trying to fool?"
>>10032768
Go away IGN.
>>10032768
>A certain somebody you really shouldn't have let find these posters finds one of these posters.
What the heck is this!? What sort of squidiot put this up ~de geso?!
>>10032768
Where in the world else would we get fish from?
>>10032851
cute!
>>10032787
There has to be! There's so much water around it is causing ships to arrive!
>>10032789
No!
>>10032834
>If there is any pokemon the grunt dislikes it's tentacool.
Go back to the abyss!
>>10032851
Like it matters!
>>10032942
What did you just say to me ~de geso?!
>Squiddie rips the poster in two.
Do you know who you're talkink to ~de geso?!
>>10032970
Fuck off.
>>10032927
I...not really, but thank you.
>>10032942
Fish make up a tremendous portion of our food supply, ma'am. Do you know what we would do without them, or for that matter other sorts of seafood?
>>10032982
Fuck off
>>10032768
Too much water? Have you seen the news lately, they just had one of the hottest days in history over in Death Valley, and apparently France is suffering some of that over the top heat too. If anything we should be trying to get even more water before this whole global warming thing starts killing people.
>>10033046
Nah. Let it burn. Were overpopulated and overdue for a culling of the herd as it is.