RWBY/RT Trash General #456: Summer Salem Edition
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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>3. Salem is best Goddess.
1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
RWBY Chibi episode 5 link:
http://wpc.1765a.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/b5446b4e-1092-456c-b82b-0a7328845a17/index.m3u8
>>10009325
>thong
wouldn't want a taste anyway
>>10009369
>Not wanting to floss your teeth with her thong
Fag
>>10009517
What are the condoms for if she's a cumdump? Did she go clubbing with Neon?
>>10009720
You do you.
>>10009739
All the humans have to wear them, she's a cumbucket for faunus semen only
>>10009739
She likes to drink out of them.
>>10009749
Yeah, wouldn't want her to get any human stds
>>10009272
>two threads numbers for Ironwood
damn right
Soundtrack when?
>>10010039
It's been moved to October
>>10010092
>>10010092
>October
Boi you best not be fucking me
>>10004114
Class of 198X link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/0eeaf6d5-8c28-4840-a5b9-4938401fc0aa/index.m3u8
>>10010149
Its already out
>>10009272
I'd defiantly say that Vol 4's OST is weaker then 3, better then 1 and 2 though.
emerald is one cool bug
>>10010995
Memes.
Post 'em.
>>10011009
DO NOT
>>10011016
>>10011022
I don't know why I didn't expect that.
>>10011087
The more I look back, the more I realise that X-Ray and Vav... Was just okay.
>>10011272
Yeah but it was better than a good chunk of what they were doing at the time.
>>10011272
Still better than Rwby
>>10011280
To be fair, RWBYg would say that about anything.
>>10011279
I think the reason Camp Camp is far superior is that they just made something original but still in their style, rather than doing RT in-jokes: the show.
>>10011302
To be fair, it's true about most things.
>>10011087
I want to suck the filling out of a poptart while Neon watches!
>>10011512
That's sick.
You are one fucked up individual anon.
I like that.
Bun
>>10011767
Is fun.
Blushing Weiss is a cutie.
>>10012015
Get new lines, I already dumped all my blushing Weiss like two threads ago.
Well this turned out to be disappointing
>>10012108
>People actually thought it was Pyrrha's shield
>>10012108
>Turns out to be a giant whack waving inflatable tube man.
>On a horse.
I mean, it was far better than it could have been.
The events of volume four should've happened over the course of two volumes to have any satisfaction.
>>10012024
Blushing Ruby is cute.
>>10012149
M8 I was just shitposting but you people somehow took the bait every single time.
>>10012274
>It's so unfunny that people think you're serious
>You call them stupid because they don't understand your humor
Classic
>>10012264
How about Yang?
>>10012738
What did she bet on?
>>10011019
The bug sure has a revealing outfit. They look like they can pop out at any second.
>>10012756
Strip poker.
guy nitpicks rwby calls it shit and talks shit about rooster teeth still buys the dvds
>>10012854
>May loses bra before her beanie
>>10013030
she doesn't to expose the lewdest par of her body: her eyehole
>>10013049
I...I want to fuck that hole!
>>10013131
Neo, we've talked about this, you can't just go around skullfucking everyone
>>10013146
You sure about that?
Beach Chameleon
>>10013258
Washboard Chameleon
>>10012738
Heck yea, blushing Yang is adorkable!
>>10013024
It's like you're new to Youtube critique.
>>10013321
>No Borderlands RWBY art.
>But a dedicated cosplay group.
>>10013680
>Little Borderlands RWBY art.
>>10013566
Freezerburn a cute!
>>10013756
The cutest.
>>10013680
Explain?
The best
>>10014077
There are groups of people dedicated to cosplaying RWBY and Borderlands?
>>10014463
the second panel is drawn so poorly I thought Yang teleported into Weiss' arms
>>10013756
don't tell anyone but i like freezerburn thanks for listening
>>10014618
>>10014620
>>10014688
kek
It is the cutest
>>10014787
I hope we get more between these two in V5
>>10014800
>Throwing the princess into a crowd of rowdy fans to grope her flat ass
oh no i like a ship
what if weiss sliced you in half with her weapon made for stabbing
>>10014961
Cool
>>10014849
same
all crack
In other news, an /aco/lyte over at >>>/aco/1498642 found out that tumblr's image resizing can be circumvented. Instead of using "1280" at the end of the URL, "raw" gives the original upload. The difference can be pretty huge.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c4f010fd7b7e407c2b6bfbad6553b566/tumblr_n9eokovg8P1qal81do1_raw.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c4f010fd7b7e407c2b6bfbad6553b566/tumblr_n9eokovg8P1qal81do1_1280.png
>>10015014
Impressive
>>10015016
I got raped by some chick that thinks she's the reincarnation of a unicorn or some shit.
Did the Neo rape anon ever return?
>>10015014
This changes everything.
>>10015093
You mean the anon that got his ass beat during sex by the Neo cosplayer?
>>10015093
I have the old greentext of what supposedly happened
It's pretty open and shut really.
>Wet to a con with a freind.
>Absolute wingman and legend that he is, immidately starts gravitating to the hot women.
>Points out to a group of them and we begin to mingle.
>Met a bunch of RWBY cosplayers.
>Weiss, Ruby, Yang, Nora, Ren (dude but looked like a chick), fem!Jaune and Neo.
>Talk with them for the most part because they're a mix of fun and decent.
>The Neo girl was up for some fun by the end of the day so we went at it.
>It was hot and then halfway through she started beating the shit out of me.
>Just keeps punching me, claws my arm and finally digs her nails into my chest.
>She was on top, just lookin' down at me.
>Licks her lips, then bites mine till bleeding.
Started following me after too. Only for a month or so. Likely got bored.
Anyway, that's the short version of the story.
>>10015355
Yeah.
>>10015402
That's it.
>>10015402
Oh hey, it's me!
>>10015402
>Anyway, that's the short version of the story.
>>10015479
Shut up Deaf
>>10015635
http://www.anime-expo.org/cast-crew-rooster-teeth-join-ax-2017-special-rwby-panel/
>the cast and crew will be joining Anime Expo 2017 talk about the end of Volume 4 and take an exclusive sneak peek at Volume 5
>take an exclusive sneak peek at Volume 5
>>10015888
I guess it's promising that they already have content ready to show: they're certainly further along in production than they were last year at this point
I had a dream where I was smoking cigarettes with Neo
I don't even smoke
do you think blake would enjoy this
>>10016312
Hey, guys. I'll be on my way to my uncle's funeral, now.
In case you are wondering, he died of his heart, which had an extra vessel.
>>10016444
I'm truly sorry for your loss, Anon.
i like meg
>>10016444
Have an evil Ruby as condolence for your loss.
Furiously masturbate away the grief later.
Return and shitpost anonymously where nobody cares about your life and simply offers you pity art.
Masturbate some more.
You are amongst your peers here.
>>10016463
lumpy
>>10015918
I need to commission some more Arslan.
>>10016507
I think we all do, honestly.
Maybe... A nice family selfie with her team. That'd be nice.
>>10016463
Hi, Gavin.
what if yang had to get a special license to ride her motorcycle with a prosthetic arm and she needed you to drive her for awhile until she gets it
>>10016739
I would dip into my funds and help Weiss pay for that boob job.
>>10016774
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE
>>10016739
Only if she pays me for the gas
>>10016459
Thanks mate, but what's weird is that I don't feel sad...
>>10016497
Why would I masturbate to that?
>>10016854
That's not that weird. Trust me, a lot of people feel that when someone dies.
>>10016792
We must engage in the pursuit of justice!
what if yang had a utility belt full of yangarangs that she spent a lot of money on and now never uses it and her dad always brings it up
>>10016854
>Why would I masturbate to that?
Not to that specifically, mostly just because stimulation can help with emotional turmoil.
Trust me, I'm a nurse.
>>10016583
hi
>>10016904
Huh. So, it has nothing to do with Asperger's or anything?
>>10016956
But, how can I get "pity art" out of it?
> When fucking knows don't suit all the Ruby of the frank lady production ever.
>>10017047
are you well?
>>10017030
>But, how can I get "pity art" out of it?
I don't have any porn to share so use your imagination
Christ anon, I'm not a pervert who supplies people with porn. I have some standards.
Take the art and just accept the way things are..
>>10017047
are you drunk
>>10017172
Nah, his mind has just expanded to encompass the truth of the universe.
Fucker can't string words together in any comprehensible way. Dumbfounded by the knowledge he suddenly has of everything and anything.
>>10017225
Jaunes torso doesnt seem positioned quite right for this entire pose
>>10017143
Sorry, Anon! I didn't mean to make it sound complicated!
>>10017289
Too distracted by Ruby thong to care.
But yeah,, unless he's really curled he shouldn't be sitting like that.
>>10017447
I didn't see the newest chibi what is the context of this?
Looks gay as shit.
>>10017580
That is from the last episode of Chibi volume 1
>>10017596
That doesn't answer my question you debbie down syndrome
>>10017612
You could go watch the episode and find out dum-dum
>>10017630
Oh I probably should you're right you pinhead dipshit
So much hate. Lets have some CSLucaris
https://twitter.com/cslucaris/status/877287399088246784
>>10017719
Neo's jokes are stale. She needs to keep up with the times.
>>10018020
Funny, that's basically what Deaf said.
>>10017719
I want to rape that stupid smirk off her face
>>10017719
But what does the CS stand for?
Awaken my general!
>>10018342
You know I never found that out, and I've commissioned a few things from him. I'd guess it's related to his RL name or something.
>>10009272
What color does Salem when she gets sunburned?
>>10018564
gray
>>10018564
Ash
>>10018031
I want to see more Ruby/RWBY /k/ memes
>>10018908
All I got is airbears. Also pics of the rwby plushes with guns.
>>10018985
I'll post what I have
Do like the plushes with
the guns, miss that Anon...
>>10019073
>>10019073
>>10019208
>>10019220
>>10019234
>>10019119
>>10019302
>>10018342
What does any artist's name stand for?
would you donate to weiss's patreon?
>>10019880
What would I get out of it
>>10019880
>>10019920
Yeah, what do I get out of it?
>>10017047
>When fucking knows don't suit all the Ruby of the frank lady production ever.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>10019880
>Jaune does whenever he can
>>10016463
>>10019880
>donating to a Schnee
>>10019880
>Weiss is just staring into the camera and smiling
>Sometimes with her hair down
>Sometimes with her hair in a bun
>Sometimes she wears different clothes, one for the morning, evening, and sleep wear
I'd probably pay senpai
>>10020118
>Weiss
>smiling
>>10020118
>You'll never get access to her Snapchat for even cuter pictures.
>>10019880
No. She's not worth the money.
>>10020271
disagree
>>10019880
What if Winter made a Patreon and wanted patrons too?
>>10020362
Then I would patronise her.
>>10020362
>Does the same as Weiss but gets more patrons because tiddies
>Weiss is ass blasted
Hey! I'm back from the funeral!
>>10018117
>That's what she wants you to do
>>10019302
Ruby you don't need that many guns. How are you even going to use all of them, you only have two hands!
>>10020447
>this type of thing happens to Weiss all the time
>>10020855
how long did it take for them to realize you weren't dead
>>10021914
kek
>>10019880
Can I cuddle Weiss' chest?
>>10022333
With those trips you can
>>10022333
I dont know, CAN you?
>>10022383
Weiss is not a slut for numbers!
>>10022333
No Jaune.
>>10022436
She's a slut for free
>>10022374
>>10022440
What about Rubes, or Yang?
>>10022333
Are you Neptune?
>>10022663
Who can I cuddle then?
>>10022746
Reese
>>10022719
No.
>>10022775
Then no.
>>10022766
What about Neon, Velvet, Coco the high fashion priest, and the other characters?
>>10023459
Nope, just Reese
>>10023570
Why just Resse?
>>10023573
You should rename this image to just "tumblr"
>>10023573
Brown summer would be justice without that shitty tumblr face, to be honto.
>>10023613
I dunno, I asked all of them and she was the only one who was cool with it. She said she'd to it for a popsicle and a high-five.
>>10023573
Summer and Willow look good
>>10023613
Because she's the only one lonely and desperate enough to consider you
>>10023573
>tumblr
We need an edit and fixing stat!
>>10023844
>Doggy style
>>10023957
or just block that artist in the first place
>>10010645
OST kinda reflects the show
>>10023844
I want to hump her leg!
>>10025059
>Oscar's confidence
That's a boy about to get dicked down.
>>10025059
We need more porn of these butt sluts.
>>10025531
true that
Birds are cool, could Raven swallow two whole hotdogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBr31IGlIyA
>>10026472
>Raven hacking up a hot dog
Hot?
The more I look back, the more I realise that Yang... Is just great.
>>10026472
(penis joke goes here)
What if Neonposter possesd your waifu and made her sieg heil and shout Trump slogans?
>>10027166
Put her down, it's the only way.
>>10027015
She's just okay.
>>10027565
She is well below okay.
>>10027565
>>10027569
The more I read these posts, the more I realise that RWBYg... Is just okay.
>>10027777
I mean with those digits that must be true.
CUTEST
>>10019383
Where is Weiss ?
The Rube is cute!
CUTE!
>>10028723
>>10023573
>>10029493
>>10029531
>you're
>>10029542
>Neo is actually dyslexic.
>Roman is the only one that knew and always put the correct spelling signs into her bag so she didn't embarrass herself.
>>10029634
You don't say?
>>10029756
>Not having a humerous file name along the lines of "Neo's drawing" or "When Neo wants vanilla".
Wasted.
>>10030035
I'm more offended by that terrible cutout job.
>>10012212
V4 was filler until the gang got to Mistral or whatever that place is called.
Do we have any idea what Jaune's semblance is?
>>10030326
The flash against Cardin in Forever Fall has something to do with it. Probably a damage reflection ability of some sort.
>>10030323
Exactly.
That was my point.
>>10030326
Attracting red heads?
>>10030494
That's a cool Pyrrha. Got a source?
>>10030318
'twas my first time editing a picture by more than cutting out a rectangle, but don't worry I won't touch those tools again
>>10030621
Jo3mm. http://jo3mm.deviantart.com/
>>10030326
Porn.
>>10030795
Flashbackstocutieboy.jpg
>>10025059
>About to get fucked hard by Jaune and Ren
>>10030885
>If I squint hard enough it looks like I'm fucking Weiss.
>>10031194
From the back Whitley would just look like Weiss with short hair
>>10031895
Only if you are short.
what if blake was a failed speedrunner
>>10032055
Ensure she'll never live it down.
Because she excels at running away, I assume she didn't play something like Prince of Persia Warrior Within where you spend most of your time running away from something.
>>10030326
At this point I`m surprised there's people that still care.
>>10030326
It's Arslan.
>>10030326
Cat costumes.
>>10032418
>Honey Select Yang.
Maximum wanker drive!
>>10032490
I think it's MMD, Anon
>>10032505
I can dream, anon.
I can dream.
I like Salem's veins, it looks like she has Twizzlers running up and down her body, makes me hungry
>>10030326
Sharingan
>>10031194
Keep lying to yourself Jaune.
>>10032675
MMD does not look that good.
It's not SFM either.
What is it?
>>10032765
Pretty sure it's just MMD
>>10032838
I just googled it.
It is actually just MMD.
I never knew it could look like that.
Protect the children.
what if ruby showed you with really cool youtube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2mQiFI6sS0
>>10033357
Tell her Minecraft is for commies and the devil
>>10033357
Sarcastically ask her how her fidget spinner is doing, then slink out of there.
>>10033309
From the predatory Schnees
>>10033357
Show her a different minecraft video in return
https://e621.net/post/show/1207883/3d_-artwork-abdominal_bulge-animated-balls-big_pen
>>10033589
what if she thought you were really lame now and didn't want to hang out with you because you look at minecraft porn
>>10033589
>https://e621.net/post/show/1207883/3d_-artwork-abdominal_bulge-animated-balls-big_pen
>>10033589
>https://e621.net/post/show/1207883/3d_-artwork-abdominal_bulge-animated-balls-big_pen
I lost
>>10033589
>https://e621.net/post/show/1207883/3d_-artwork-abdominal_bulge-animated-balls-big_pen
>>10033589
How would he fare on Remnant ?
>>10034064
Tries to start up a cult of personality and religion, but he'd have a harder time of it due to Remnant's citizens being more educated than the people he's used to. Might find success in establishing a modest religion, or could go off the rails and end up creating a disgruntled cult.
what if blake enjoyed contributing to wookiepedia the online star wars encyclopedia and knew alot about bothans and mandalorians and the yuuzhan vong and admiral thrawn
>>10033589
>https://e621.net/post/show/1207883/3d_-artwork-abdominal_bulge-animated-balls-big_pen
>>10034212
I would silently cry for her, knowing that Disney threw most of it into the bin.
At least Thrawn is back, but I think he is just in a cartoon so far. Is he the significant heavy hitter he was before? Not sure.
>>10034725
CUM IN MUM
At 7pm tonight I'm going to embark on a 5 hour long porn watching/Jerkoffathon
I have a bottle to piss in and I've emptied my bowels
I'm guessing I have roughly a gallon of water in various glasses and bottles
Wish me luck faggots
>>10034064
[spoiler]He was an ozpin[/spoiler]
>>10034784
Stay hydrated and good luck.
>>10034784
... Why?
>>10034824
Because I've decided to not have an unnatural orgasm for the summer past midnight tonight
I don't know fucking why
Why did I make a nearly two page long list of bullet points on how Jihadists could use Short Buses as Troop carriers that double as SVBIED's?
Because I could I guess
>>10034784
I once fapped for 8 hours without a break
>>10034881
Ah, the autism is strong with this one
>>10034900
At what hour did it start to hurt?
>>10034900
>>10034917
Which bodypart hurt first. What hurt most?
>>10034965
I'm the jerkoffathon guy
I would assume dick, balls, hand in that order
Balls
Blueballs mayne
>>10034916
Dude I'm barely on the spectrum
See ya guys soon
I'ma jerk off to all the porn
Speaking of porn have some
>>10034965
>Which bodypart hurt first. What hurt most?
Well after 4 hours my wrist started to hurt besides everything else was ok
>>10035076
Don't die jerking off Anon, and have fun
Anything you guys wanna talk about, RWBY wise?
>>10035530
>on topic discussion
Where do you think you are?
How long until new episodes? Have we gotten a date yet?
>>10035530
Why does she hate humanity?
>>10035530
What do you think will be included in the "special sneak peek at Volume 5" at AX 2017?
http://www.anime-expo.org/cast-crew-rooster-teeth-join-ax-2017-special-rwby-panel/
>>10034513
He is but since the heroes in the children's cartoon needs to win, they just make everyone under him incompetent.
>>10035600
>>10035695
>>10035614
No comment.
>>10035793
which RWBY likes it up the ass?
>>10035530
Yes... I want to talk Vacuo. When can the show go there? It sounds interesting, a rag-tag society holding out against the Grimm. It has, arguably, the most potential for fun adventures of any Kingdom.
Also, May is there. I would love to see her tracksuit combat style on home ground.
>>10035806
Ruby
But only as "Experimentation"
>>10035806
Definitely Blake or Yang.
>>10035830
Hopefully, around Volume 6.
>>10035806
#RWBY and most of RWBYg.
Jerkoffathon Anon here
One hour in and I've gained a new appreciation for Brunette camgirls with short hair and those brunette girls with short hair that are really bubbly and cute and the brunette girls with short hair that like to dress up
Basically all short haired brunette girls
>>10036117
Interesting... Keep us informed of your progress, please. This could be a fascinating insight into the human psyche.
>>10035859
Yeah. Just this time, so she knows what it's like. And once or twice a month, when she's feeling frisky.
>>10035867
>Grump and Slut
>Forgetting the repressed princess who would never do an improper thing in her life
Weiss is the kind of person who prefers anal over anything.
>>10036148
I will
Update every thirty minutes or hour?
>>10036117
>Brunette camgirls with short hair and those brunette girls with short hair that are really bubbly and cute and the brunette girls with short hair that like to dress up
>Basically all short haired brunette girls
See now you've got my attention. Any of note to share?
>>10035806
>>10036450
Allora Ashlyn, Elyce Ferrara and MattieDoll did a great vid with green hair, freckles and fake toy antlers
>>10036575
Note: Only MattieDoll did the vid with the antlers
The other two did a great double blowjob with the Pixie POV channel of pornhub
>>10035806
rwbyg
>>10036575
>>10036592
Thanks.
>>10036653
Also dis
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58462fc779c35
what if ruby did that thing where she found people with similar interests to what she did on twitter and followed them so they would take notice of her
>>10036709
She's cute. Shame there's so little action.
>>10034505
Sauce.
2 hours in
Running out of water
Only have like 20-22 ounces left
Have to piss really bad
>>10037193
>>10037193
>>10037193
New thread