JOI/JOE Thread #41!
(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, And Captions)
>Arceus Edition<
>"This is where I'd put the Arceus caption. If we made one."<
Post pics and request captions to be put on 'em!
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Previous thread:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9843667
Booru:
http://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
The JOI Thread, the eternal thread, though no thanks to a regular posting schedule.
>>10007435
>>10007452
Moar of this please. Nailed it.
>>10007452
>>10007585
I'm sure he'll love to make more!
>>10007654
Alright short preview this time because I'm lazy and I want to head to bed.
Check out the previous thread or the booru for all the latest and oldest captions!
First time making a caption. Looking back I don't know if I wanted to do something erotic or do a short story with diapers.
balls have been aching for so long for that arceus caption that I think I'm going to premature when I start reading it
I'm almost done lurking the thread and holding the load in
Here is a challenge for the creative anons here. Bonus points if you can make it adorable
Anyone have that one joi about nutting inside of a robot that has eyes that flash words?
Can Anyone add a caption about Teemo tied up Kennen giving him a slow handjob denying his orgasm before letting he cum out a load.
your performance last night is gonna get you a lot of goblins to fuck cause they like to share. before the others arrive, its time for an encore
>>10010446 's sequel
turns out the other goblins arrived during the past caps encore and have joined in. youre not going to want human girls after this and you wont need them
Love bugg getting her love pls
>>10010464
I'm gonna need some sauce on this image.
Requesting these two fighting over who gets to breed first, Plezu
Requesting a caption based on this pic. Wonder how a girl would feel being trapped in a full Nelson position, her undies out to the world and delicious legs open for fun caressing.
Perhaps a few watchers can come and touch her as she struggles, particularly her leg, midriff, thighs and panties, making her squirm and struggle...
Girl's name is Blizzaria if I remember
Since the /d/ and /aco/ threads dead, i'll ask here. Requesting a sequel to pic related, using either of these images http://imgur.com/a/Kc9zM
Requesting these two competing for your worship by using their asses, anal included
>>10012259
Seconded
>>10011620
Looks like Incase
>>10011953
Do you have to post this every thread?
>>10011620
>>10013117
It is, It's pretty hard to imagine not knowing who he is if you've spent much time around drawn porn in the past few years. Newfags born every day though I guess.
>>10007398
Requesting some Goatmom/Goatson incest
Toriel called Asriel into the kitchen, and when Asriel gets there, he sees his mother nude and kneeling on the floor.
She tells Asriel that since he has been so good, he deserves a reward.
The reward being that Asriel gets to fuck his own mother.
Maybe put some foot stuff somewhere in there, maybe not, it's up to you.
Request time: You are a big bad wolf guard for a gypsy caravan full of curvy catgirls. One of the witches approaches you during one of their nightly parties and demands you take her to bee-movie because she's a size queen, and the catboys of the caravan can't satisfy her. You knot her, make her belly swell with your flood of seed, and then get her addicted to you.
>>10010446
>>10010464
Wew, seconding this. Love goblins.
Posting some content I've picked up here and there.
>>10013396
Not exactly JOI but these threads haven't exactly been strictly JOI either.
>>10013413
>>10013441
Sequential Art just hit 1000 strips so I figure I'll try this one again.
Anon is jerking off when he's interrupted by Scarlet, curious about what he's doing. She sees his erection and her textbook biology knowledge tells her that happens when a man wants sex, so she cheerfully wants to 'help'.
I guess anon's mute and it's his pov as Scarlet talks, does things and what he feels as she does it.
>>10007452
>>10007585
you have shit taste
>>10007654
you too, not the sharkgirl pic though, that's fine
>>10011953
You have been begging for that shit idea for at least 20 threads now, fuck off with it already.
>>10013479
All the kissing foreplay ones like this turn me on like crazy. I wish they had a continuation.
>>10013780
>This will never will have a part 2
>>10013441
I would legitimately kill for a sequel to this where she gets the tables flipped on her.
can someone write a caption where a night elf is caught masturbating in a moonwell by a human, she's embarrassed and the human is about to report her to a moon priestess until the night elf offers to fuck him if he keeps quiet, and she ends up wanting to be bred by the human
>>10013780
I need more like this ASAP. Holy shit. But furry ones only
>>10008842
This one?
>>10016224
That's the one
>>10013384
3rding
Requesting a futa on female caption
A futa is bullying the girl/reader in the bathroom calling her names and telling the girl how she has a huge fetish for knocking up innocent school girls like her
telling her if she doesn't take her panties off right now
she will get the other girls to come in and rip them off of her and stuff her other holes full of big futa cock while she shoots a huge load into the girls womb to make sure she gets nice and pregnant
tfw caption threads are dead
boomp
The 2 succubus girls say you're a lolicon and if you're not, you will be
eat the booty or get an asskicking and then eat the booty
Anyone have the pearl one?
We need more actual joi, stuff like a motherly figure helping you to masturbate and goading you to cum on her assets, with at most a handjob.
>>10020843
weren't there multiple
>>10021856
The one with pic related
>>10022381
Was it this one?
>>10007452
any chance to get cunt in paragraph 7 replaced with ass?
still waiting for this caption
>Gnome wants you to stay loyal to the alliance
>Goblin wants you to defect to Horde
>>10022748
Yes! Thanks, anon
>>10015267
seconded
>>10023159
No worries buddy, an easy fix to make!
Enjoy.
your perverted girlfriend has sent you to a "training camp" to make you cater to her tastes. she paid for the trip and expects you to come back a sexy shemale that can stuff her with cum and produce milk. your tour guide is talking to you and showing/telling you what youre in for
>>10013369
>bee-movie
Bed
BED
Fucking autocorrect
>>10024759
Hahah! I was wondering what you meant by that. Hot prompt though.
>>10025510
Yep. I wanna see it done. I really like that catgirl picture- pulled it off of a /tg/ thread because it's real cute.
Another collab with MtG and the Doggo.
Human on God(dess) is always an amazingly hot theme.
>>10008068
If you do prematurely pop, let us know! That's kinda lewd~
Sorry for taking so long. I think it's pretty good, but if there's anything wrong with it we'll fix it.
>>10021577
Seconded. Already hard. However I will except more herms getting fucked by humans as a consolation prize...
i seriously need someone to help me cum
>>10021577
we do
>>10026395
Not OR, but I'm a bit confused by this. Arceus keeps talking about how she's a virgin but then says it's been far too long since she indulged in such pleasures.
>>10026768
Freshly "made" pussy, just for You, since Arceus is normally "genderless."
is anyone doing bully bunny squad
Tfw no bullys to force you into gay stuff
JOI/JOE caption please with her calling you pathetic for feeding a demon.
>>10012259
>>10013051
Thirded, please.
>>10023759
Still can't fap bcuz the MST3K shirts
After finishing another successful mission, Tifa decides it only fair for good work to be rewarded.
>>10021577
I'd really be interested in these too, are there many more existing ones which haven't been posted in this thread?
Because of your Threat Level, Tatsumaki has made it her personal mission to hunt you down to extract your DNA for a "new" potential hero
rich girl has decided you are her sex toy and taken you home. whatever perverted thing she wants you to do, you'll do it (licking where she tells you to lick and fucking where she tells you to fuck). welcome to the lap of luxury now start licking
>>10026395
fuuuck that's hot
>>10012259
>>10027331
Make that 4
You wake up in Hell to find that you have been killed in your sleep by someone you dominated in battle. Given how much ass you kick, you are a VIP in Hell and will be free to leave in a few months and the devil invites you back to bed
You're a human male escort who's been 'bought' by a rich fox girl in heat. She hasn't had a good fuck in forever, and with the amount she's paying she'll have you all to herself from dusk till dawn.
>>10007398
Requesting ghetto Chav bird teasing you with her ass.
>>10026883
seconding
>>10026395
OR here.
Everything I could have hoped for and then some. I sure hope >>10008068 enjoys it too~
Requesting with this.
>>10028944
>>10028941
>>10028934
>>10028924
Maybe something with all of these.
>>10028934
>>10028941
>>10028944
>>10028947
SHORKS
H
O
R
K
S
>>10028981
Daymn rite.
>>10026768
>Arceus doesn't masturbate like everything else, of whom which they got it from
come now anon
>>10028947
Jesus christ that image is nothing but samefag central, the artist could just recolor the same stock shouldertits shark and make actual thousands of dollars
>>10028934
>>10028941
>>10028944
>>10028947
>tfw not a furry but sharks still turn me on
>>10030408
So you're just a pervert, all the ones except the first are shit though.
>>10029543
Neither of the replies I got really satisfy me but I'll at least buy the other reply. Besides I'm not here to argue, I was just curious because it didn't really make sense to me.
>>10028035
>>10027952
>>10027193
Gonna try my hand at these.
>>10028035
>>10031032
>Paying you to be her sex toy and lover.
FUKIN HOT
Seconding
>>10013780
>>10014348
post the picture i should use and i'll make the follow up
>>10013479
i'm so glad more kissing captions are being made, it's the whole reason i made the polar bear mama one
Got Moo Moo Milk
Milk drunk and addiction caption
>>10027952
Nearly done with this, but I had to go find the image in better quality...
>>10033751
Oh yes, do this one!
Another from the discord.
>>10007398
Just want to say that is Aquamarine JOI is hot as fuck.
I love this guys work.
>>10007398
joe/joe
anyone want to give this one a shot?
>>10034831
Might try in a few hours
Looking for your two gardevoir arguing over who's getting your cock and trying to advertise their assets and appeal the most, including how the male will wear whatever you want (with some examples) and the female will do anything (some lewd examples of your choice as well, even going so far as willing to touch the submale bitchboy gardevoir if he gives her the first turn)
Anyone up for giving this a shot on the nonconsensual side of things?
>>10036629
okay so he put lettuce in her snatch and a bird shoved its head in her cooter
where is the jerking off component of this again?
>>10037267
Gyashal Greens, and the bondage++nonconsensual+food insertion+pseudo-unbirthing components are jerk off components.
>>10036629>>10037381
You need to stop
>>10027092
FUCKED UP ARMS FUCKED UP ARMS
Also requesting a caption of Garrus trying to get you to fuck his ass.
>>10037773
>>10027092
Fucked up anatomy overall more like it.
>>10037758
Normie get OUT.
>>10034690
Thanks very much! I love getting feedback on what works or what doesn't, so I'm glad you liked the Aquamarine.
>>10005063
>>10005079
I'm a bit late, but thanks for supplying those vixen jois Anon.
>>10034470
These just depress me
Your wife is feeling frisky, do to many months of pregnancy and just wants to feel her man again.
Nightly deliveries, hot and fresh!
there needs to be one with this.
Some JOE Summer Squirrel if you'd please
>>10040449
Fucking hawt
>>10040868
This is cute
>>10040469
Pretty good.
>>10040449
Not the requester, but THANK YOU very much for this!
Remind me to request some more poke
>>10049458
We have enough requests as is.
>>10040449
Requester here. UNF.
>>10049458
>>10049470
Let the pokemon flow.
>>10013479
>kissing
l-lewd!
>>10007452
god what the fuck is it with straights
>>10052371
Watchu talkin' bout Willis?
>>10052426
>chick with a giant dick is super slutty and wants your shitty human cock insanely badly
i just dont get it
>>10015019
and this shit too, go someplace else weird breeders
>>10052517
Make us.
>>10052492
Well for one thing, there's no way she can possible fit that thing inside him, and for another, some people just like catching rather than pitching. You'd think a faggot would know that.
Two broke trainers offer up to be your butt sluts after losing a the battle.
>>10052937
My mind is getting fucked I read that as two broke trannies
>>10053397
that could work too
>>10053397
do this
Request a for a girly slave getting fuck by tentacles under the his master's hypnosis as a punishment.
please do this>>10012259
Girl scounts and cream filled fortune cookie please
dog cunt is a mans tightest friend
http://www.strawpoll.me/13261369/r
>>10055303
Wtf no Freya x Chocobo?
>>10055358
Nah famm
>>10055303
The fuck is this
requesting some mother son bonding
>>10056773
someone PLEASE do this
>>10039112
seconded
>>10038009
Whoever wrote that is a god
Requesting again
Here's a request that I did for someone in the Discord.
>>10059722
And here's the alternate that I did because the original request was unclear.
blaziken wants some cum on her ass :0
>>10059651
Aw shucks, I'm no God. Just a machine of flesh and bone born to write captions...
Somehow, some way, this is my superpower. And my curse.
requesting some kobold eager to reward the knight
>>10060133
Unf, I'll see about doing something for this sometime.
>>10060568
how about sitting in my lap instead caption-chan
>>10060735
lood
>>10060743
itll only get lewd when i have you hotdogging my cock
>>10060801
P-Please d-don't lewd the doggo.
>>10062326
i wanna lewd doggo all day forever until hes my dripping cumdump <3
Anyone have the discord link?
>>10062548
It's in the OP :)
https://discord.gg/Pfuebv6
>>10034470
Being 24 cm this made me feel good about myself. The weeb inside me made this way too good
>>10012259
bumping for this
>>10060328
Seconded
>>10059656
Is that Soraka?
>>10060133
Seconding on this
>>10060323
With great power comes great responsibility
>>10065524
Yea
>>10038009
Any more JOIs of kikurage pics?
>>10068532
I don't believe so.
>>10068844
Damn. Requesting dirty talk from these two, then.
>>10040449
Dominant maile Lunala speaking possessively of the viewer, naming off lewd acts he's going to do with them?
>>10071642
I know, I saw. Considered working it in somehow, but I was pressed for space and nothing good came to mind.
Can we not have furrys in this thread?
>>10072708
no but you could make a human request
>>10072708
no
>>10072708
If you're from /d/ and want a caption thread without furries and ponies, I recommend just making a separate thread for /d/ captions.
Trying to tell JOI to change their threads to suit your preferences is an exercise in futility.
>>10068532
>>10038009
frankly I wouldnt mind seeing a sequel to that one with this pic XD
>>10072708
Either make you own /d/ style captions thread or tolerate it dick lover. Never got /d/s bias against furry shit anyway. They like to get cucked, fucked by dicks, suck dicks, and get raped by futa....YET they hate furry as if furry is the most fucked up shit ever despite their obsession with the most fucked up shit on the planet.
>>10072976
Seconded
>>10073027
It's a complicated board culture thing going back for 5+ years relating to advertisers. Anything with a hint of furry or bestiality was stamped out within minutes of being posted.
Suffice to say, anything involving people furrier than monstergirls grates against /d/'s sensibilities, and the Oppression Olympics that furries tend to do on other sites tends to not particularly endear /d/ to them either.
>>10073027
furry is way more messed up than anything you listed
>>10069038
>>10072296
look at this shit, you are literally getting off to animals.
>>10073311
shouldn't you be posting another shitty trips guy thread?
>>10027380
BUMP!
>>10072296
This.
anyone remember ancap snake?
like that but with commies please, political satire is my fetish
alternate plain tshirt is cool too can be found here
https://e621.net/post/show/1216809/
>>10027561
Can get sequel to this caption
Maybe like the honeymoon.
>>10075992
>>10075992
i agree, someone write for this
>>10072296
this!
>>10073311
Well, that's just, like, your opinion man.
Are you a bad enough dude to make a minion JOE?
I nwant this so bad (havent got many gif requests on this thread yet, lets change that)
>>10078302
>Banjo Kazooie grunt speech for the whole thing.
>Random bananas everywhere.
I HAVE STRUCK GOLD
>>10078729
>SU
>Arms are buff, but legs are not for some reason
No, you haven't
>>10078584
Oooooh hot! Is there a background to this character?
>>10078302
>>10007398
Yo, I was going through the archive and found this.
Continue the story here
And the prequal
Here's the original if it wants a revist
>>10079429
I'd say that this is my... second or third caption I've ever done? Damn, this one is old. I do love the theme though.
>>10072976
This is another one of that character
I had two more on another drive:
One with your pic by laying on a jacket
The other was sfw her riding a bike
>>10079595
I was the op of the squad car proposal. I would enjoy seeing more.
>>10079344
>>10079595
>>10079616
I'll definitely go over these cop doggos soon. I like the idea, and writing the original one was very fun with Editor-chan.
>>10012259
>>10037773
More power bottom aliens pls.
>>10079344
Please remove yourself this instant.
Note to the authors:
>Breeding is best joi
Oh here's that last image, just to complete the collection
>>10079702
?
>>10079215
Nigga dat the Shadow Queen from paper Mario
Requesting milf doggo love
>>10082514
i was just reading through the 5 parts i got delivered for me before earlier, busting 2 nuts each throughout the night
>>10082637
>busting 2 nuts each throughout the night
I know that feel. I wonder whats so special about her.
>>10082637
Sauce?
>>10079215
https://www.mariowiki.com/Shadow_Queen
>>10082637
There's 5 parts for this character? Is it on the booru?
>>10083216
>>10083836
Check the OP and just type shark as a tag. Lookout for the red headed shark. As far as I know, the first three are in order.
>>10055162
Second
>>10072708
Kill yourself
>>10072708
>Gets kicked out of /d/ for being a dumb faggot
>Goes to the furry board and tells the furries to fuck off so he can jerk off to more brunette girls with massive cocks
Kill yourself, summerfag.
Add this to the waiting list if you would be so kind
>>10078807
>u got a problem w/ SU mate
>>10087351
Yea, and I didn't like the anatomy of the entire picture.
>>10013369
Barry B Benson joi when
>>10086452
Why not have the best of both worlds *shrugs*
>>10079344
What the fuck am I attempting to read?
>>10088185
turn away b4 it's too late
Anything involving sissification?
>>10088455
Can I get some thighjob titty dragon, my dudes
Request
You teased the futa about how her cock was probly small
she strips her clothes off and laughs at your surprise
teasing you about how wet your pussy is getting and for punishment shes going to fuck you and knock you up
>>10088662
I don't remember having a vagina
>>10079450
First caption Ive ever done, hope its ok.
>>10090616
Noticed an error, fixed it with this version.
Can we have more requests that aren't femdom, cucking, impregnation, etc? I just want something more vanilla
>>10091034
Nice.
>>10091148
>impregnation
>not vanilla
???
>>10082514
>Her
>>10088741
Sorry maybe i should have stated futa on female request?
>>10091148
>>10040868
>>10039112
>>10033751
>>10027561
>>10027380
I posted all this shit?! stop whining bro
>>10091794
She's gone all that trouble to make my dick confused. So I'll use 'her'.
could somebody do something with this?
Requesting some brutification
>>10096595
>I think it's yours uncle Hank!
>Or it could be Mr. Kahn...or John Redcorn...or Bobby...or Joseph...or Dale...or Grandpa Cotton...or Mr. Strickland....
>It's definitely not Bills though
Wendy thinks the food you're eating is trash and that her ass would be better to eat. She can prove it too
Would it be worth it to post real people for this or is it strictly drawn?
>>10097785
man i hate this stupid fucking meme
>>10097950
There's a smug, cute redhead before you, and Meme is the first thing you think of?
Begone from here thot
>>10098485
Isn't his fault that she was played out several months ago.
>>10091034
ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
something apporitly adorasexy for this pic
>>10007452
more futa on male please
>>10007398
Sauce on that aquamarine pic?
>>10034470
tfw you actually feel validated by a meme.
>>10036315
I guess not ;-;
>>10100416
Yeah they do that a lot.
>>10034831
>That fucked anatomy on the left arm
Jesus it reaches all the way down to her feet if she straightens it while the other arm only hits her hips.
>>10092150
>no one will ever do the moo moo milk request
>>10097804
There have been a couple (literally two that I know of) real-people captions. Depends on if the image lends itself to a story/scenario I suppose? Otherwise it'd probably be too generic to write for.
Feel free to post some stuff if you want. Worst case scenario it gets ignored?
Requesting this Bastion unit getting taken advantage of and is unable to do anything about it.
Only thing I can think of is maybe have a "Lovers mode" switch on her back that someone turns on without her knowing, and then getting a good fucking from behind.
Requesting a caption of this image
>>10100862
We really need more gay joi like this one.
Here's a few before I go to work.
"Zinnia demands you to put a baby into her."
>>10103298
"Orisa activates her 'support mode' function and isn't going to shutdown until you're completely DRAINED."
>caption thread moved to /trash/
>they are whining about /trash/ being a furry board and prople being able to post/lightly troll with fur images
Why do they got sticks in their asses about it? I see human/furries/objects here in this thread, and if I don't like it I just move on.
Seems weird for being from /d/, a board supposedly for the ultra degenerate.
>>10102638
make some requests and I'll slowly make more eventually
>>10079702
I might do this, but gay
>>10013369
>you will never take a hot catgirl out to watch Bee movie with you
>>10103617
/d/ is explicitly for non-furry. I don't get it myself... I mean, they produce quite a bit of kink material, by volume.
>>10026883
>>10019654
>>10027380
>>10060133
>>10069038
Seconding all these
/r/ing Asriel and Frisk passionately frotting and kissing.
>>10103617
/a/spies and monstergirlshitters get incredibly assmad whenever a furry or Westerner dares indicate that they enjoy the same kinks but are willing to tolerate and even encourage the same if it is a Eastern artist doing it.
>>10103308
I love this one! Orisa is sexiest omnic!
>>10091034
This checks so many fetish boxes for me
>>10103903
Don't really care much for Frisk but I'm now reminded of just how perfect Asriel is, holy shit.
>>10099152
>Ruby turning into a selfie-slut, then a camwhore, and eventually into the town bicycle
>>10072708
Most captioners like furry. I just hope they would do more human stuff but thats highly unlikely.
>>10100623
Feels bad man.
>>10102598
or maybe siege modes on anons dick and he can't get it off
>>10103617
For some reason they call the limit to non human faced animal people. They can have nipple fucking, dick in dick sex, shemales, people eating people, people getting blown up like balloons, dudes with tits, monster girls that have animu faces(as if thats not doing an animal), and gods know what else, YET they call the limit at anthros......WHAT THE FUCK!? Fuck all their stupid caption threads are, are mommy shit, 1st person futa rape, or them fantasizing about getting cummed inside of. but OH BOY anthro animals are MORE FUCKED UP. /d/ickheads are the biggest morons on 4chan. Them /pol/ and /lgbt/
Would anyone be up for something with these?
I'd love to have the girl be all bubbly and airheaded while the boi tries to act disgusted but he actually loves it way more.
Setting could be a young trainer getting to choose his first Pokemon but it is up to you!
New thread when?
>>10109999
When your mom cums from all of us stuffing her.