If you didnt use this when you swam you had no childhood ht

>>6416448
that's hella stupid

>>6416465
Somebody didn't have a childhood

>>6416477
yah I went from babby to adulthood

>>6416477
I had a helluva childhood, but I never needed something that gay looking to have fun.

I thought the commercials for this shit were retarded even as a child, anon. Come on.

Did you have no actual friends, so you had to pretend to be a shark so that your siblings would notice you?

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>>6416501
>turns you into a high speed human/shark hybrid
>gay looking

>>6416511
I found the poor kid

>>6416516
If you're over 5 years of age, Yes. Not only gay, but retarded looking. The kind of kid who would wear that beyond 5 or 6 would be the one who'd get tied to a tree and have his trunks ripped off while the other kids pointed and laughed.

>>6416448
I had the one that looked like creature from the black lagoon instead.

>>6416618
>this is actually what nigglets do

I only ever saw one kid with these. He played alone and other kids went out of their way to avoid him.

>>6416640
that kid was OP

>>6416448
I swam in a stock tank that was filled by a garden hose. We were lucky if there wasn't a thick mat of algae and mosquito larvae on the surface.

>>6416448
>And sharkfin flippers for TORPEDO POWER!!!!

My ears came from nostalgia

eh, i remember having fun with those

>if you x, then you had no childhood

Jesus fucking christ I want facebook to leave
Do you faggots really need that kind of validation for your own life?

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>>6416716

Man I loved this set. My friend and I would use it to scare the little kids swimming at the local lake. Shit was hilarious.

>>6416640
It's common sense to not swim with sharks, anon.

>>6416726
Huh...I never realized we have film nerds here

>Tfw can't swim.

>>6417353
There was a Chinatown Easter egg reference in The Lego Batman Movie.

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we were happier with boogie board races and some goggles. when it was just me, id play
"floating island adventures" with my tmnt's and happy meals.

>>6416448
I hated wearing stupid gear while swimming.

>>6424707
I've skinny dipped my whole life. Can't imagine wearing this much while swimming