Pew pew! I loved being an American in the 80's! Look

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Yes, that buckle is ridiculously large. At least the sensor portion is relatively small.

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It even still works. Can't post webm with audio, but it makes some sweet pew pew noises. But holy crap that detection zone.

With sound:
http://webmshare.com/4MAr4

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>>6405308

>Sitting on the couch, browsing /toy/
>Cat also sitting on the couch, napping.
>Play webm.
>PEW!
>Cat jumps up and flips his shit.
>Every time the gun fires, cat goes bananas at the sound before fleeing in terror.

T-thanks for triggering a 'Nam flashback in my cat, Baka.

>>6405615
Maybe next time you won't settle for a cat that can't handle his shit.

>>6405263
I have mad nostalgia for toy packaging that looks like this, thanks for sharing.

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>>6405263
Is this what kids whose parents couldn't afford Lazer Tag got for their birthday?

warrior phaser rifle

>>6405615
Some cats are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue...

>>6407025
>her
I was worried for a second there.

>>6407150
You've spent too much time on 4chan.

>>6407025
I used to keep that cover for personal enjoyment.

>>6405615
I'm sorry I triggered your cat. It was not my intention to cause anyone any harm.

I recorded my heart-felt apology to your cat. Please play it for him. You'll need to raise the volume, as I have a quiet voice.

https://webmshare.com/Xy3o8

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>>6406766
>>6407966

Hey, not cool, anons. My cat served two tours of duty in Afganistan He was a corporal in anti-vermin unit, fighting off the Taliban hordes of rats that tried to infiltrate US forward bases. He was a changed cat when he came back. Seen some shit that he doesn't want to meow about. I know the guy in this pic was a buddy of his that got blown up right in front of him with an IED. I've caught my cat staring at this photo in the middle of the night, yowling in misery.

So yeah, you kids lay off picking on a shell shocked cat who's sacrificed more than you ever will for this country.

>>6405263
>>6405268
toys that will literally get you murdered by the cops thread? toys that will literally get you murdered by the cops thread.

Can you imagine a bunch of kids running around with these in the park?

30 years ago: good clean American fun.

Today: Jesus save us! Terrorists! Sandy Hook! Virginia Tech! Columbine! Its the end of days, rivers of blood running through the streets, cats lying with dogs, black people reading books, etc...

>>6405615
>>6406766
>>6407150
Quality shit posting

>>6409420
You forgot
Today: THIS IS TOXIC MASCULINITY IN ACTION THIS IS WHY WE NEED GUN CONTROL AND FEMINISM

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I miss my TEC-9 water gun. I remember being disappointed that it wasn't some other gun model available at the time, but today, I think the look of that TEC-9 is based.