http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/re view?scode=FIGURE-030383

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>>6338136
i'm tempted

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>>6338137
pretty big too

Hmm interesting. Why is it so fat though?

>>6338151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsuchinoko

I kinda need that.

>>6338151
like i said, UMA
it's a japanese myth, a snake equivalent to big foot

and i already POed mine... those articulated jaws sold it for me

>>6338153
>>6338161

Sounds like someone just saw a snake that had eaten a large meal

These are cool too. I might have to cop.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-022210&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_modeler%3DShinobu+Matsumura%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-026188&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_modeler%3DShinobu+Matsumura%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

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http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-029656&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_maker_id%3D27%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1

OH SHIT! didnt know they made nessie too!

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Oh shit. I just realized they made the main cast to Polar Bear Cafe.

>>6338179
Never mind, it's not the right type of penguin.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-027428&page=rt_11

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...An articulated snake, huh?

>>6338136
pretty reasonable priced too

>>6338136
On one hand, it only has 3 points of articulation. On the other hand, it uses those points well. I'd get it if it was like 5 dollars instead of 20, though.

>>6338151
Rare Japanese chode-snake, very rare.

>>6338136
hiss
this is snek

>>6338137
he looks really fucking pissed here

>>6338136

Aren't those just fatass lizards lying down?

>>6338136
I bet the vore enthusiasts will like this. Wonder what else you can fit in that snake's mouth...

Tsuchinoko have to be the most mundane cryptid ever. Good looking figure though.

>>6339163
since they made nessie, i'm hoping for jersey devil or mothman next

>>6339163
>Tsuchinoko have to be the most mundane cryptid ever
I recall the metaphor of this snake is that some things are extremely rare and highly sought after but when they're finally obtained they turn out to be disappointing. So it's probably mundane on purpose.

>>6339175
I don't think there are any actual metaphors or sayings for Tsuchinoko like that. It was an urban myth creature that got really popular in the 70's. I think at one point there was a big prize money for capturing a real one so that fueled the myth even further, but nobody found it.

So Tsuchinoko does get brought up as an example of looking for something that doesn't exist or impossible to find.

I like this UMA category though. Hope to see Jinmenken (dog with human face) and other Japanese UMAs besides the popular worldwide ones. Ohh and little greys and UFOs too.

>>6339163
Bigfoot is just a fucking gorilla. Mtolo mkembe and nessie are just fucking dinosaurs.

>>6340090
A FUCKING DINOSAUR is way more cool than a chubby snek (still ordered the cute little bastard though).

>>6340175
theyre just old dead birds anon. how is that cool? are chickens cool?

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>>6339299
Bigfoot/Yeti is likely, they're well-known cryptids worldwide. For Japanese stuff, I'm guessing a kappa will get made, and like Tsuchinoko will be detailed to look like a mishmash of extant creatures for realism.

I want an articulated Skyfish.

>>6339163
Fat snake is adorable.
Who cares if it isn't particularly menacing.
>>6339299
I collect grey figures but I would rather have some other aliens.
Flat Woods Monster, Hopkinsville Goblin, Shmoo, and Mothman especially.

>>6339163
I hate the idea that every cryptid has to be this super mysterious, scary and physically imposing thing. With that said...some of the most famous cryptids aren't all that interesting either but they'd probably fuck you up if you got near them.

Chubby snake is cute.

>>6338153
A fat-ass, dishonest, alcoholic snake.
yep I need this

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>can do trademark inching and hoop snake roll

Oh fuck yes

>>6340522
It's barely even a cryptid at all.

Can't real snakes get that fat?

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>>6340654
Maybe, but the Tsuchinoko is fat ALL of the time which is what makes the Tsuchinoko special.

>>6340407
>SAS when?

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>>6338153
>According to legend, some tsuchinoko have the ability to speak and a propensity for lying
Who the fuck trusts a talking snake in the first place?

>>6340925
adam and eve?

>>6340932
Did Adam and the snake ever meet?
>>6340497
That sounds very much like a Capsule Q territory, like the UMAs. They might've done aliens already.

>>6341037
>Did Adam and the snake ever meet?
nope but eve that bitch did

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>>6340572
this is why tsuchinoko is Best Cryptid

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>>6338255
Fuck it, pre-ordered it anyway. I got nothing else coming in September anyway and I do like my fat snakes.

>>6338136
>UMA
What?

>>6342997
>>What?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidentified_Mysterious_Animal

>>6341037
>>6341040
I believe he did, he just ignored the talking snake. Eve fell for the combination of lies and truth, snake promised her she would have babies if she ate the fruit. That's where the 'power of gods' comes in. And since God commanded them to populate the earth it was a bit of a catch 22 since they couldn't populate without the knowledge of the fruit.

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>>6338153
Most people already probably know what a tsuchinoko is because Pokemon Gold/Silver. Dunsparce is totally one.

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>>6340353
>are chickens cool?

yes

>>6338176
How do they know how nessie looks like?

>>6340497
Hopkinsville Goblin is likely, they love him over there

>>6340932
Adam was not deceived by the serpent it was Eve, Adam was decieved by Eve.

>>6349689
So, in a way, Adam WAS decieved by the serpent.

>>6351989
He was betrayed by his penis.

Tsuchinoko isn't even a cryptid. Cryptozoologists insist on trying to be scientific and dismissing folklore because of the spiritual aspect. No one thinks a biologically plausible Tsuchinoko exists, because it wouldn't be able to move, as snakes need to curve their spine to crawl around the ground.

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>>6359528
that's why it has arms bro

>>6359528
I remember reading that it inches like a caterpillar and can turn itself into a hoop-snake (another purported creature but from the Western World).

Bump for snek

>>6359528
Except, you know, snakes like anacondas that crawl with their belly scales.

wtf is that.

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>>6359528
tsuchinokos are totally real, everybody's just been looking for them on the wrong continent.

>>6338183
kek

>>6365615
It's snake

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Tsuchinoko are best.

>>6338183
Fun fact: the Tsuchinoko is a rare animal you can find and eat in MGS3

>>6372148
>eating the tsuchinoko and not keeping it to the end in your pocket as snake bro for the infinity face paint

You monster.

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If you want a cool articulated serpent that isn't a fatass, get one of Cuartos's Mobius dolls. Shave the ear fins off and it's a snake.

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>>6372157
To be fair, it tastes DAMN GOOD.

>>6372211
Do not eat snek

>>6339299
Flatwoods monster and these stock "jellyfish with eyes" aliens are more popular than greys in Japan so I'd expect these first, if anything

>>6365826
He prob ate something beeg.

>>6372182
Since it's a BJD thing it probably costs hundreds of dollars. Pass even though it does look good.

>>6383107
I love cryptids and other unexplained phenomenon I'd love a good Flatwoods Monster figure. Mothman would be grneat, too