/toy/ is invited to a birthday party for someone who likes toys. What toy do you buy them to inflict your own will upon them?
>>6304875
S.H. Figuarts Abyss, everyone needs one.
>>6304875
>Oh you like TMNT?
>Michelangelo FOREVER!
>>6304891
Forgot pic.
>>6304899
I'm trying to pare down my massive collection and I keep trying to sell this guy, but every time I see his stupid shark puppet hands I laugh and put him back on the shelf.
>>6304891
Was gonna say this. He's excellent and really cheap for what you get.
>>6304899
WHY DOES HE HAVE A SHARK ON HIS HEAD
IT MAKES ME WANT A FIGURE WITH A SHARK HEAD
>>6304875
The shelf warmer Marvel Legends figures.
>>6304882
This.
Otherwise, I'd just go to Toy Joy and get a bunch of random small stuff and maybe a laser pen.
>>6304966
>DC KING SHARK
shark thread? get this
Sencho Barbossa
Some of these guys
I hope this kid likes sharks.
>>6305456
Oh fuck I had this fucker when I was a kid
Buy Bionicle...if you will found!!! Hahaha
buy these sharks. oh wait these are my toys haha
>>6305479
So that's what it looks like with its balls cut off
>>6304875
Pose Skeleton
>>6305504
i fucking love this robot
>>6305507
Same. I don't know anyone who dislikes them, they're small, can just be a nice little toy to have in your bag and play with when you're at work and bored or something.
Also a giftcard.
>>6304875
A guncannon, gyan or gogg kit.
>>6305507
Fucking this.
>>6304875
Fake dog poop.
SW 3.75" TVC figures.
Or TBS.
The Shoretrooper and Deathtrooper are great.
Even better when you have 6 of each!
>>6304875
600 dollars worth of Ewoks
They're not teddy bears!
>>6307881
>Even better when you have 6 of each!
But Hasbro, all I can find is a guy named Constable Zuvio. Is he from the EU?
>>6307892
>Blink and you miss him.
>Keep your eyes open, you still miss him.
It was just luck really, store is like 10 minutes away and there's only one other guy buying them. He snagged a few before I'd get there but then he stopped for some reason leaving me to buy them week in week out because ASDA would order the case in every week or so.
The Peek a Boo Pole Dance Kit. Unleash that sex kitten today!