>all your toys are now possessed and try to kill you

fuck off to /v/ idiot

>collect Small Soldiers figures
>have plenty of knives in the kitchen and tools in the basement
I'd say pretty fucked unless I found a broom to defend myself.

>>6105341
Well, considering they are all plastic and easily broken, not really fucked.

You get ONE series/figure line to protect you. Who do you choose?

>>6105341
>mostly transformers with fragile parts

You tried hard OP but we can break most of our expensive collections if its a life or death situation

>>6105518
Would end up being my star wars black series.

I can just throw them like rocks due to how sturdy they are

>>6105362
Bedtime for you young boy.

>>6105526
>choosing your life over your figures
pleb

>>6105341
>own near complete Gijoe brand from 83-current
>own near complete transformers brand from 84- current
>own Marevl legends brand from 03 to current
It be just a angry swarm of plastic that would overtake me.

>>6105620

Pics

If a ghost can make shit like a toy move on its own when it's not supposed to, maybe that dumbass ghost should just possess a knife or a gun instead and not fool around.

>>6105500
You happen to have the toys from the one movie where toys actually come alive?

Are you OP then or have you been lurking for this thread since you started collecting toys?

>>6105693
Pics your dick faggot

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>Gunpla faggot
tons of tiny plastic emo robots trying to stab me to death. I will enjoy punching my PG Unicorn and the HG Psycho Gundam. Please no snip mr z'gok. It good that I have a ton of MG's in backlog or id be totally overwhelmed

>Skellyhead
my sister got me a 5ft poseable skeleton so that might actually be the biggest threat. also its mouth is filled with all my tiny skellys.

>Star Wars Black Series
mostly troopers, the scout on the speeder will be annoying, so will jango, Revan will probably murder me. How am I supposed to fight space hobo magic

>Lego

my life is now a living hell

>>6105834
Enjoy your feet mutilation

>>6105518
Those really big ones cuz they could totally punt my smaller gunplas

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>>6105341
i welcome death with open arms.

I have only marvel legends and others 1:12 figures. How fucked i am?
God, i always hated Chuck, that son of a bitch is the darkest creature of every horror movies.

>>6105788
It's the ghost of a /toy/ user

>>6105341
>Rip off chucky's limbs
>He can't do shit
>Calls me a cunt and screams as I throw his limbs in a bin
>gag and bound him
>Throw in a container
>bury him ala kill bill style.

eternal silence for ginger boy.

>>6106713
What is that?

All of my stuff is either boxed away or on a 7' high shelf to keep it safe from a toddler and two demon-possessed cats who have the ability to bite through live power cords without being electrocuted. If anything survives long enough to get close to me I'll just throw the fucking cats at them.

>>6106938
screenshotted

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>>6105341
>ThreeA WWRp Harold, tiny robot with tank treads, currently stuck at the top shelf in my closet

He falls and immediately explodes into a bunch of vinyl chunks.

>tfw both happy to be very much alive but also just lost an 80$ robot

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>>6105341
I have a collection of Chucky dolls, and a few life sized toys, and dolls. I wouldn't go out without a fight though.

>>6107298
Photos pls

>>6105341
It's me versus a Kermit the Frog plush, a Nightwing action figure, and a ton of LEGO minifigures, so I'd have to say not so fucked.

>>6105518
Assorted LEGO minifigures, I choose you!

>>6107298
what make and model is that?

>Neca Xenos, apes and gojis
>Polynian grey Clover and Shamrock with Emil
>a few legit Figmas and even more bootleg Archetypes
>Revo Big Chap
>Revomini Reis and Asukas
>bootleg Body-Chan
>Shinki Graparap and Benio
>BAF movie Ultron
>Thrasher Rex
>custom Shinji Ikari figure with hobby base joints.

Can't decide who my one ally should be.

>Shinji can warp reality but will probably kill me too.
>Rei minis will turn everyone to tang, including me.
>Xenos will capture and cocoon me after the fight
>Godzillas will just kill me last
>Caesar and Maurice might help but would be powerless. Koba and Zaius will betray me.
>Thrasher MIGHT stand a chance
>Shinkis would lose to Ultron
>Ultron would kill me after the fight.
>Figmas and Body-chan are fodder at best


In the end, I'll have to choose Shamrock and have him take one for the team and be a cumbucket for the others as a distraction so I can run away.

>>6106941
Original Effect MoMo Tigga

>>6108751
Why so many bootlegs?

The large teddy bear I sometimes use as a pillow is in a perfect position to strangle me in my sleep, so I guess if they were smart and decided to wait to kill me I'd be fucked.

Where are your Pokemon toys guys?

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>>6105341
According to /toy/ rules my statueshit isn't a toy so I would be safe

>>6109397
Custom fodder yet to be used.

>>6105518

It'd be too easy to say Soul of Chogokin. Big bots and diecast. I'll say Ultraman figuarts instead. Me and Zoffy and Ultraman will go down fighting, and it will be epic.

>>6109518
Good the better series

>>6105518
SAS, about 95% of what I own, I'm good.

>I own Figma Guyver I
Sho is the least violent out of the Guyvers. As long as his unit doesn't go on auto pilot, I'm good.

>>6105362
How does his question relate to /v/ in any way you retard? He's just trying to have some fun and start a humorous discussion about toy's and horror tropes.

>Whole shelf of BRS figmas

Fugg.