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It's the eve of the first Christmas, but not all is well. Someone has threatened to attack the manger Joseph and Mary are using for shelter and the future savior is in danger! You are God's head of security and have been tasked with selecting anyone or anything from the multiverse capable enough to defend the nativity until baby Jesus is born. Who do you summon?
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>You are God's head of security
Then I'll go myself.
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>>6078150
I summon you, future jesus!
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Go, memebois, go!
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This bitch is on lockdown
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bump for interest
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>>6078348
Newfag, you don't need to bump in /toy/. threads last days without replies
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Who better to save baby Jesus than the Jefe?
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Y'all niggas tryna stop Jesus?
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>>6078150
>It's the eve of the first Christmas
Not trying to be annoying, but genuinely interested: Wouldn't the first christmas have been one year later, as it celebrates the birth of jesus? (Aside from the fact that it would have taken even more years until the first christians even celebrated christmas)
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>>6078706
technically the 25 of december of that year was already a holiday, saturnalia. So you would already have decorated trees and the sort.
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