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Burgermeister Meistergurger
2016-12-03 03:36:34 Post No. 6050370
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Burgermeister Meistergurger 2016-12-03 03:36:34 Post No. 6050370 [Report]

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There'll be no more /toys/ for collecting!

All Sonico figures -- melt them down
Let every shelf dive to the ground
Each ball-jointed doll -- shatter it
No, I don't want to debate it!
The Transformers and Bandai kits
Arrest their jointed parts
Outlaw Glyos and Figuarts!
They make my moods so dark!

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There'll be no more /toys/ for collecting!

Every Busou Shinki be sealed
Till my wounded pride be healed
Stuffed animals -- unstuff them!
When a child objects -- rebuff 'em!
No Revoltechs who =CLICK CLICK CLICK=
No Marvel Legends, Black Series
Don't let me see another toy
Or you'll get no mercy!

Grimsby 2016-12-03 03:37:15 Post No.6050371
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Grimsby 2016-12-03 03:37:15 Post No.6050371 [Report]

>>6050370
It's... a... difficult responsibility
That he extract from the number-one law keeper, me
Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea

Burgermeister Meistergurger 2016-12-03 03:38:37 Post No.6050373
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/toys/ are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful
And anyone found with a toy in his possession
Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!

Grimsby 2016-12-03 03:39:42 Post No.6050376
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