Stinky Diver wants you to bring only the wackiest, weirdest GI Joes and friends to this thread. Let's see some of the coolest 3 3/4 inch figures you can think of.
Alley Viper, comin in hot!
Uh... h-hey guys. Can we come to the party?
Please help me. Everything hurts.
If anyone could identify these, that would be greeeeat.
>>5863310
is that the new Kojima thing?
>>5863310
Think they came with some BMX or motorcross bikes.
>>5863550
Yup. MTX dirt bike figures. Get them in two-packs at Wal-Mart.
>>5863969
>Get them in two-packs at Wal-Mart
Get like present tense? These are a current thing? I'd totally buy some.
>>5863310
Found.
MXS by Jakks Pacific
>>5864084
I remember looking at this toy and thinking it of what kids would think getting one random biker and a ghost biker from hell.
>>5864084
fuck yes, thank you.
>>5863992
it looks like it, they pop up on the toys r us website so they might have them in store.
Stinky come back!
Every now and then GI Joe gets super weird.
Microman/Micronauts were pretty weird.
>>5869441
They went full mandalorian on these
>>5863257
This guy has been my favorite Cobra agent ever since he was new.
I still remember his bio card on the package talking about how the entrance exam involves RUNNING DOWN A LONG HALLWAY FILLED WITH POISON GAS
>>5863244
wasnt he in that show with meltman?
>>5871942
KABLAM!
>>5872103
Oh sick, thanks Korea
>>5871942
Stinky Diver was a 1994 Shipwreck with orange paint.
>>5872822
Thanks, adding that to my want list.
>>5871942
I wonder how many figures the staff made to have them run over, blended or whatever on screen. Makes me think they bought hundreds of Stinky Divers on sale shelfwarming someplace.
>>5863302
What is this? I want it.
>>5881536
Carcass, is a G.I. Joe figure, Star Brigade subset.
>>5872103
That purple thing at the bottom.. is that.. is that a triple chainsaw bomb?
>>5872999
That's part of why I really like gi joes. They're perfect toys, they're cheap and can take a beating. Unlike paying $40 for a figuarts to pose and leave on my shelf for the rest of time.
>>5881324
>>5872103
Super cop
>>5882349
not exactly, the toys in action league now really do get destroyed.
>>5889594
I wish it were mine
>>5887419
Was that Sgt Slaughter's head?
>>5889594
He's off to fight his greatest enemy... Donk.E. Hotay.
>>5863257
All of the Alley Viper variants were probably my favorite GI Joes. I liked the 1992 black and yellow version best, I think. Also, the PoC 2010 or whatever version that was black, grey, and had the maroon-ish armor and shield and stuff was awesome as well.
But anyway, for the thread at hand, all the fucking Eco-Warriors were pretty out there, but even Toxo-Zombie was probably one of the most memorable.
>>5871947
ALN got it's own spinoff when it became apparent that it was the only thing on Kablam anyone liked
>>5889594
In fairness that's a honking huge ass gun
would not want to get into a row with a Joe with a gun like that and something to prove
>>5890283
Not Prometheus and Bob?