Imagine this: Your current campagin/game session/mission involves

Ascertain whether the party cleric/medic/whatever knows how to deliver a baby. If they don't, try to find a hireling who can.

Otherwise it's just like protecting any NPC with a low con score and a large... targeting silhouette

>>55399855
Well okay that too. But what I'm specifically talking about is the woman just being pregnant, no where near to delivery. Just that you and or your party must prioritize in protecting the preggers woman out of the sake of good heartedness.

>>55400016
How pregnant?

I mean, 2nd trimester, Anon is right. Just like protecting any NPC.

But 3rd trimester? Every little part of the journey suddenly becomes a challenge. She's tired all the time. Walking a mile is genuinely hard. Constant agony as her hips spread to accommodate a baby.

More or less, it becomes a matter of trying to mitigate all of the problems that pregnancy brings, IN ADDITION TO keeping her from taking ANY HP-VALUE of damage.

>>55399495

You're jerking off to this right now, aren't you?

>>55400964
This.

>>55399495
Plot twist: the pregnant girl is your mother that came back from the past by a powerful lich that wants to have his personal vendetta on you... by killing your mother and therefore you as a baby in front of your party.

>>55399495
Abort the kid the get the cleric to resurrect the fetus. Boom done.

>>55403045
Wouldn't that fuck up the baby? That would basically be like it was born super prematurely

>>55403045

If the party is high enough level to have a cleric w/ resurrection abilities they can just teleport everyone to the destination.

>>55403238
Sure, but then we wouldn't be escorting her. We were hired to escort her, not teleport her.
>>55403200
Meh, not my problem.

>>55399855
It's literally a clerics duty to do that role unless the deity they serve is one of those obscure, less community driven sports .

>>55399495
Falcon punch to the tummy!

>>55399495

What if one of the PCs is pregnant.

>>55406914
Teen pregnancy away~!

>>55400964

How do you correctly roleplay if your female PC is pregnant anyway.

>>55409035
Be moody and irritable one minute, next be ultra horny but also know your horny so you don't say anything, next minute be 'mother fucking earth' spouting some new age shit about how wonderful life is. Don't knock up chicks or get knocked up, just be gay. 10 times easier.

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTB3ASkdOo

>>55399495
I shield her with my body.

>>55409235
I shield myself with her body.

>>55409359
I body her with my shield

>>55409408
I shield body with my her

>>55409161

Thanks!

>>55409161
>>55410162

Any other tips?

>>55399495
Sidetracking a bit, but why not have one as the bad guy?

Make the bad guy of the current arc a spymaster, backstabbing conniver character hiding behind a code-name.

Then when the players finally find them reveal her to be a pregnant woman who pleads her belly (aka uses her situation to get out of it/escape).

Obviously it depends on the players, but my group would absolutely fall for it, or at least refuse to kill her.

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>>55399495
I'm not gonna get fooled by that again. No sir.

>>55411186
Game?

>>55411230
>Game?
Game Of Thrones RPG
GRRM really liked it, but then again he said he really likes RPGs.
Todd, you dunce, you could've made millions more if you didn't turn down that offer

What happens to a baby if you shapeshift the mother

>>55411256

Wouldn't it be broken down into its constituent components then be absorbed by the mother?

>>55411256

Baby follows suit and shapeshifts to whatever the offspring is of the form the mother shapeshifts to.

>>55409161
>Don't knock up chicks or get knocked up, just be gay. 10 times easier.

This would probably recruit me if I could ever like cock. Sadly, don't.

>>55399495
Let my pregnancy fetish get the better of me and just start masturbating

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>>55399495
All for my Jewfu!

Same way we'd guard anyone else?
It's not like it's even our first escort job.

>>55411768
Buy and raise avian for divination much specificity

>>55412402
Oh mama, and who's that character and from where? Source anyone, please?

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>>55412491
Take a look at spoiler related, you will be shocked.

>>55399495

Standard VIP escort but will need more medical assets on hand and a greater logistics chain.

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>>55412402
>>55414634

>>55410588
Could just wait until she pops the kid out. Y'know, lock her up or something.

I wonder, if they did this and then she miscarries after a point, what sort of effect would that have on them?

If someone posts Loss after this I will come to their house and make them eat their own keyboard.

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>>55417054

>>55417132
I knew someone was gonna do that, I hope you like the taste of space bars.

>>55399495

I would probably need to speak to the GM for more information before being able to plan an effective security detail.

>>55399495

Our fireteam is purely comprised of knights so heavy armor and heavy weapons all around.

>>55411807
This.

>>55411807
That's interesting, what is it about pregnancy that arouses you? Is there something about it that you can pin down, point to, and say "this is what I like about it", or is it the opposite? Something you just like with no real rhyme or reason as to why?

>>55424399
different anon, same fetish
Its the inexplicable femininity that arouses me. Swollen belly mixed with helplessness drives my protective instincts into overdrive.
THAT and I also find the idea of filling a fertile woman full of my seed so that her womb becomes a slave to it is an attractive prospect.

>>55424399
Not him, I just find the look of a nice, pregnant belly to be really attractive and want to adore it

Masturbate

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>>55412402
>>55414634
Every day we move further from God's light

>>55417223
Yeah, dehydrated icecream ain't that bad.

>>55412402
>>55414634
>>55416917
>>55427876

>http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1490/04/1490041907226.png

>http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1499/76/1499761515434.png

>>55429078
And this
>http://i.4cdn.org/d/1505648610708.jpg

>>55402115
The only escort mission I would ever care about.

>>55399495
>put them in a coach, drive her whereever she needs to go

>>55412402
>>55414634
>she carries the baby of Adolf Hitler

>>55429087
>>55429078
>>55414634
>>55412402
Congratulations, you just doomed the thread to oblivion and beyond.