>tfw your DM forbids you from playing an archer because people

You knew this would happen when you joined a campaign with a deer DM.

>>55389552
It's my own damn fault for playing D&D on state game lands.

>>55389534
People have used bows to kill animals and other humans for thousands of years. What's the issue here?

>>55389534
Is he banning archer, because he is a vegan?
Does he hate hunting or does he think a bow is not a weapon?
Just an over glorified peasant tool.
Are all ranged weapons banned or just archers?

sage

>>55389612
Bows specifically. I'm pretty sure he's vegan but that really shouldn't effect how others choose to play. I think he's worried that I'd try to hunt animals for the party's food supply.

>>55389663
>vegan
If that's honestly his hangup, it's fucking stupid. Get a new DM.

>>55389663
Time to learn the javalin. Or traps. Or slingshot. Or spear.

Honestly, what a stupid GM.

>>55389851
This. Hunt animals the way they did before bows.

>>55389888
or play a monk and hunt animals the way they did before weapons

with kung-fu

>>55389534

Use a ballista.

>>55389534

Set the whole forest on fire.

>>55389534
>Ask DM to run a modern game, he's kinda unsure what to run
>Tell him we'll run some good ol run and gun
>He spergs out about it
>To this day I don't have a concrete idea why

>>55389738
>>55389851
>>55389888
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>>55389972
Maybe I'll learn some fire spells and flash cook animals. He's leaving me little choice here.

>>55390040
Be a Druid. Hunt deer by shapeshifting into a wolf. Bonus points if you also have spears, Javelins, and ranged spells

>>55390040
Sounds like a good idea. If he's a vegan, maybe try to be extra descriptive when you talk about cleaning and skinning it.

>>55390095
kek

Make sure you wear leather armor at the start, and always leather boots.

>>55390095
I don't know if I'll be able to tolerate the shame.

>>55389587

When will people learn to leave wild game alone? Sure, its one thing to pick wild dice and character sheets from the underbrush, but just can't game with wild animals and expect them to behave like your domesticated GM or Player.

>>55389534
Not everyone wants to live on wild berries kek

>>55389534
So?

>>55390445
Players should be able to do whatever they want (within reason).

>>55390416
I heartily agree.

>>55389534
What are you even talking about?

Thats like saying that he bans wearing armor because it goes over clothes. How is a bows utility in hunting in any way related to playing an archer?

>>55389663
I'm not sure who's more retarded - your GM or you for still playing with the such a massive fucking twat.

>>55389663
Obviously you need to go out and kill a deer with a sword so you can bring it to your next session.

>>55389663
Play a monk, run the deer down and kill it with your fists. Then ask the DM if he plans on banning hands.

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>>55389534
>tfw your DM forbids you from using a sword, because knives are used for cutting cake.

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>>55392080
SHIT

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>>55389534
#notmydm

>>55389534
Then play something that isn't an archer that still uses a bow.
Perhaps a hunter.

>Play a wolf or other carnivore based furry.
>DM is verified faggot so won't object.
>Hunt human NPC's for food.
>Point out how lesser animals are now safe because of this.

>>55389663
What a fucking retard. Vegans are mentally ill people

>>55389663
Why does he care?

>>55389663
He knows its a game of pretend and that you aren't actually killing deer?

>>55389534
that's pretty hilarious desu.

in response have your character capture the deer and eat it alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcnH_TOqi3I

>>55390831
>What are you even talking about?
I think this is one of those threads where OP makes up a situation that didn't really happen just so he can have a thread complaining about SJWs on /tg/ instead of /pol/.

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>>55394278
It resembles the manner in which middle class suburban soccer moms wish to prevent childhood violence by banning video games.

I'm not opposed to hunting, but if this manipulative DM thinks he can police OP's thoughts, he's delusional.

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>>55389663
If I were you I would start a one man holocaust of animals